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01:22Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
01:25Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
01:29They say in heaven, love comes first.
01:33Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
01:35It adds to the modern farmhouse style Kenny has going on.
01:38Mr. and Mrs. Oh, he's going to love it.
01:41Oh, thank you so much.
01:43Adorable.
01:45Oh, Marcy, those look like real flowers.
01:48I just can't believe you ladies have done all of this for me.
01:53I feel so blessed.
01:56It's what we do.
01:57I don't know how it is at your other church, but St. Augustine's really, it's really family.
02:01I love that.
02:02I really do.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:06Look at this.
02:07Oh, my God.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:09This is Marcy, let's do this.
02:11And we're spinning with the stars above.
02:14And you lift me up in a way of love.
02:18Ooh, baby, do you know it that's worth?
02:22Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
02:34Just stuff it all in. I'm late for work.
02:44What is he doing here?
02:45Bodhi had jamboree.
02:47Dad had to take him because I had to be here watching you do church lady drag.
02:51I am in the goddamn choir, Margo.
02:53I am a church lady.
02:57Hello.
02:59Hello.
03:00A bridal shower. How lovely.
03:02It was lovely. I understand you're coming to Vegas.
03:04I won't get in your way. I'm there strictly as a manny.
03:07A manny is a manny.
03:09I know what a fucking manny is.
03:10Okay, sorry. I just learned the term.
03:12I'm still bottle training Bodhi, so it's the only way that I can make it work since you don't want
03:16him at the wedding.
03:17No, it's not just the wedding. It's that we have an entire slate of adult activities planned.
03:21And we'll be out of the way.
03:23I wouldn't like to catch a glimpse of you in your dress, but I'll be stealth about it.
03:27That is inappropriate. We are at the Lord's house.
03:31You won't even know I'm there.
03:34I will know you're there.
03:36Okay, so Kenny is expecting us before lunch, so I will pick you up bright and early.
03:41Great, and Dad will follow with Bodhi because you don't want to ride with a baby.
03:44Okay, go on and stop with the Cheyenne hates babies bullshit.
03:48I never said you hated babies.
03:49Me and Bodhi are happy to follow you.
03:51It's our own little caravan.
03:57Bingo, bingo, bongo.
03:59Vegas, here we come.
04:09There'll be no strings to bind your head.
04:13Not if my love can't bind your heart.
04:16Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, be careful, be careful.
04:18Marcy's cake is back there. Don't smush it.
04:19I don't know why you're bringing that thing.
04:21Kenny loves Marcy's cakes.
04:23He wanted to include people from the church in our wedding as much as he possibly could.
04:29Well, I mean, it all works out. You love Vegas.
04:31I love Vegas, even though I don't gamble.
04:35Wait, you told Kenny that you don't gamble?
04:39He doesn't need to know.
04:40So we're going to Vegas, and you're not going to gamble?
04:43Well, there's plenty to do in Vegas without gambling.
04:45Uh, like what?
04:46Oh, um, like maybe get married.
04:51Oh, God.
04:52For fuck's sake.
04:53I don't need the attitude.
04:55I don't have an attitude.
04:56I don't have an attitude.
04:57Okay, here comes our part.
05:00And if we're victims of the night
05:07I won't be blinded by the light
05:13Just call me angel of the morning angel
05:19Just touch your cheek before you leave me
05:24David
05:25Just call me angel
05:56Marcellus' death
06:07Let's go to Vegas
06:27Let's go to Vegas
06:38Look at you.
06:40Was it a good ride?
06:40Yes, but I missed you with all my bones
06:43Me too
06:45Hey, there he is
06:47Look, it's the Jinx
06:48Live and in person
06:51No, no, get over here
06:53Hi
06:55I promise I won't try any of my high school wrestling modes
06:58I swear this is the most you'll see us
07:01Kenneth, right?
07:02Ken-Kenny
07:04Uh, but, you know, people call me Kenny
07:06But it doesn't matter
07:10Hi, Margo
07:11Hi
07:11Hey, look at this little guy
07:13Hey
07:13We really do appreciate you coming to help, Mr. Manny
07:17Yeah
07:18Yeah
07:18Dad's gonna take Bodhi to see every live animal in Vegas
07:22The flamingos, the shark reef
07:23Yeah, all right, let's check in
07:25I gotta feed the boy
07:26Come on
07:28I am your child
07:30You are my mother
07:31And I'm sitting here dying
07:34I say I got your children
07:36I am a boy
07:38You wanna stay
07:40Can she say
07:42Let me
07:43Let me
07:45Let me
07:45Let me help before I die
07:48Any reservation under, uh, Hearn?
07:51Kenneth?
07:52Great
07:53We have you for two rooms this evening
07:55Yeah, with, uh, many fridge ideas
07:57I put in a request for a mini fridge
07:58Yes, there is a mini fridge
08:00Okay
08:01Oh
08:01Tomorrow evening we have you booked for the king room
08:03With balcony and pool view
08:05You did not
08:06A poolside room?
08:08Pool view, but, yeah
08:09And you also have reserved an additional room for two nights
08:12And I just need a credit card for that
08:14Right, that's, uh, that's you all
08:16Oh, uh, the separate rooms
08:18Oh, yeah, we're not
08:20We're, no, we're not sharing a room until our wedding night
08:23Uh, Visa, MasterCard, or Amex
08:26MasterCard
08:26No, no, you don't have to
08:28One king or two queens?
08:30Uh, two queens, you fucking sicko
08:33Sorry, he's my dad
08:34He's just here to watch my baby while my mom gets married
08:37No need to explain
08:40Two queens
08:42I'm splitting the room with you
08:44I'm not letting you pay for all this
08:46It's fine
08:47It actually isn't
08:51I should probably pump before this magic show that Kenny is taking us to
08:55Which really should be amazing
08:58Oh, I'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments in your young life
09:03We'll just go grab some ice
09:04Can you get snacks, too?
09:06Yep
09:06We are about to go ape shit on a vending machine
09:09Ape shit
09:16A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance
09:20A group of crows is a murder
09:22A group of parrots is a pandemonium
09:32There are pigments called carotenoids in the algae that brine shrimp eat
09:36And since a flamingo eats those shrimp
09:39Its body metabolizes the pigments
09:42And that's how its feathers turn pink
09:54Flamingos are monogamous
09:55And mom and dad both help to build the nest and incubate the egg
10:04How about that?
10:05Let me get into my carpetbag-o-tricks, shall we?
10:09Okay, we got a cloak of invisibility
10:14Oh, no thanks
10:19Speaking of mistakes, where'd you get that dress, hon?
10:22Did you fall on a can of red paint?
10:24Or what's going on?
10:25Where'd you buy that?
10:26Blooming tails?
10:27Oh, ouch
10:29That was very good
10:32Ouch
10:34I am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow
10:41And, ladies and gentlemen, what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage at a matinee magic show in Vegas?
10:49Okay, Kenny and Cyan
10:51Kenny and Cyan
10:52Clap it up
10:55Clap boards up
10:56Clap it up
10:59Yes, it's real, you're coming on stage
11:06Cyan, if you wouldn't mind taking this seat of honor
11:08Kenny, flank the opposite flank
11:09Thank you so much
11:10All right
11:13Now, wait
11:14I just want to do the math here
11:16Because you
11:18Are marrying that guy?
11:20Mm-hmm
11:22Okay, all right
11:23Well, it doesn't make sense to me
11:24But, hey
11:24Well, let me guess
11:27Huge bank account
11:28Oh, he's in the poor house
11:31Oh, well
11:31Let me guess again
11:33Huge
11:33She says
11:36Well, no, it looks like a ladies five
11:39Sorry, Kenny
11:40All right, ladies and gentlemen
11:42Now, I have two absolutely identical handkerchiefs
11:46I am going to tie these in a knot
11:49Just like the knot that you guys are going to tie tomorrow
11:55Isn't that nice?
11:57And we want a strong knot, don't we?
12:00Yeah
12:00So we're going to test the strength of that knot
12:02Now, Cheyenne
12:03I need you to put this next to your heart
12:06That's right
12:06Talk about cleavage, guys
12:08Kenny, if you can help me
12:09Just going to test the strength of the knot
12:11And thus, the strength of your marriage
12:14All right
12:15A one
12:16A two
12:17Three
12:19Abracadabra
12:21Wow
12:23Wow
12:24Wow
12:25Ta-da
12:25Oh, brother
12:27Okay, thank you so much
12:30Thank you
12:31So, wait, we've got a little thing out
12:32Sitting out right here
12:33Whoops
12:33Oh, no
12:35That's not mine
12:36That's not mine
12:38That's called the
12:39I guess it's, uh, I guess it's the right size for that package
12:46I'm in Vegas
12:47My mom's getting married
12:49I may not survive
12:52Oh, bummer
12:52We bought a bubble machine
12:54Hurry, I'm back
12:55We'll get crazy
12:56Can't wait
13:05What?
13:06I have to cancel my mani pad
13:07Why?
13:09Kenny's in a bad place
13:10Right now
13:16He's upset about that perverse magic show
13:20And just realized that he forgot his tie for the ceremony
13:25I have to help him find a new one
13:29So
13:30I'll have bad nails on my wedding day
13:32Kenny can't find a tie by himself
13:35He's scared that he'll get what I don't like
13:41Mom
13:43Go get your manicure
13:45I'll find Kenny a tie
13:46Oh
13:47I got it
13:48I love you so much
13:51Kenny?
13:52Honey, can Margo help you find a tie?
13:55The two of you can spend some quality time together
14:02That sounds really nice
14:05I
14:05I would like that
14:09Margo would too
14:10Wouldn't you?
14:12Yeah, of course
14:15Okay, I'll meet you in the lobby
14:16It's a date
14:28What about the shell-colored one?
14:30Yeah
14:31Right?
14:31Mm-hmm
14:32Or maybe not
14:33I just
14:33I don't know
14:34Honestly
14:35I just
14:37Okay
14:37Maybe we should just take a little break
14:39No, no
14:40I'm alright
14:40I'm alright
14:41I just can't believe I made such a tactical error
14:45As forgetting part of my wardrobe
14:48And I'm sorry, Margo, about the magic show
14:52I didn't know that it was going to be vulgar
14:56It was fine
14:57No, no
14:58It was dirty
14:59Dirty, dirty
15:00You know, it was
15:02I had some man, a guy
15:04Just like degrading my future wife
15:08In front of an audience
15:09That was
15:09Kenny
15:10It wasn't fine
15:12She was okay with it
15:13I promise
15:14You're such an excellent daughter
15:18I see the way you are with your parents
15:21Both of them
15:24I was very close to my parents
15:27You know
15:28They were my best friends
15:31Devoted my life
15:33To that concept of
15:35You know
15:36Being of service
15:37To mom and dad
15:40And then the church
15:41To the exclusion of
15:44You know
15:46I was beginning to think
15:48I missed out a little bit
15:50You know
15:50So many things
15:51That I was just never
15:53Going to get to experience
15:55And then I walk in to
16:02Bloomingdale's
16:03To buy a polo shirt
16:07And my whole future
16:09Just
16:12Just cracked
16:13Cracked open
16:16You know
16:17I was on your mother so much
16:19More than anything
16:22She changed my life
16:25I'm the luckiest
16:26Man in the world
16:28You know
16:32Hey
16:36This one
16:37She'll love it
16:40You think so?
16:42Pinky promise
16:47Okay
16:47Okay
16:48Let's get back to the hotel
16:49We got to get ready for dinner
16:50Okay
16:51We found one
16:53Thank you, Marco
16:54Let's get back to the hotel
16:55Is there a lot of water?
17:01Let's get back to the hotel
17:03On the fever
17:03Street
17:06Yeah
17:07The
17:07Love
17:08Upon
17:08The
17:09Me
17:12It's
17:13It's
17:13I
17:13Can
17:13I
17:14I
17:17Can
17:17Ride
17:18I
17:19Can
17:19I
17:20Can
17:22Can
17:32this is so elegant kenny yeah and you know what we're celebrating so as a matter of fact
17:40how about a round of pina coladas three pina coladas yeah three virgin pina coladas please
17:51thanks you got to tell them or we'll all end up drunk hey i told margo i wanted to apologize
17:57for
17:59getting all bent out of shape about the magic show it's fine stereo you know i just felt like i
18:06could
18:06have been a better sport about the whole thing and it's fine ground control to kenny wow
18:15you know it does occur to me margo that i'm not only marrying your mom i'm also marrying the family
18:26yeah yeah and i just want you to know that i'm going to be there for you
18:31i am a dependable male figure that you can count on
18:38that doesn't have a second family oh kenny honey no jinx is not a a bad person and you know
18:46it's he's
18:47here to help out right now well i know that i i'm sorry thank you so much wow this is
18:55amazing
18:55this drink is yummy yeah is that good work okay well maybe we should order anyway um yeah my bride
19:03-to-be
19:03we'll have um the scallops she'll love them i'm sure i will that's good scallops and i will have
19:18i'm performing my evolution i got it
19:30you put those milk machines to good use in a tight titty top or something kenny's asleep and we're
19:37going out you too mr manny i have to watch bodey we'll just sneak him in the bottom dollar
19:48the bottom dollar you don't say i'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar oh just wear my
19:55coat and
19:56hide the little dump lump in it i want a real deal bachelorette party and you will not deny me
20:30get her his luck
20:37that's how it goes sometimes
20:41hey uh i just want to thank you for having me out tonight this is really fun yeah well
20:50i knew you'd be good for a wild night out
20:54you're really getting married i really am yeah god damn i missed out
21:07a wedding night with you hmm yeah well i am spoken for sir
21:24you remember that bathroom
21:32it's the best seven minutes of my life
21:41it's the best seven minutes of my life
21:42you blew it
21:45i know
21:49could have had me
21:52yes i have but you blew it
21:57it's not a fucking baby this isn't something i like normally do i got him i got him are you
22:03fucking kidding me no it's okay it's okay
22:07just pop them
22:10okay
22:14okay
22:19go ahead you two have fun
22:47what did you meet somebody in there
22:49just enjoying a babyless pee
22:51yeah that bathroom is uh surprisingly comfortable it's roomy
22:56okay i got it you and dad banged in there
22:59margot what is the deal with you guys
23:02what
23:05this song
23:07because in the midnight hour she cried more more more
23:14with a rebel yells she cried more more more
23:18i love it when you sing oh god we won't after tomorrow
23:22what do you mean you've been practicing that duet for weeks
23:25no i just it's just it's just you know i gotta i gotta really feel the music and you know
23:30like in
23:30my gut and i try and i i just don't feel anything with that song when i hear it when
23:36i
23:37try to sing it i just oh elvis oh my god let it be me it's just such an ass
23:44liquor of a song
23:46well maybe it's not the song
23:49what do you mean
23:50you know you don't have to get married tomorrow if you don't want to
23:54kenny is a good man he's such a good man he's kind he's stable so kind so stable
24:00and he wants me by his side till the day he dies that no man has ever loved me like
24:08he does
24:11can't you even pretend to be happy for me
24:23mom i am so happy for you
24:28i'm happy for me too
24:34oh look what we have here cheers cheers
24:46i'd walk the world for you
24:51a thousand miles with you
24:57i'd sell my soul for you
25:03for money to burn
25:05for you
25:09i'll give you all
25:10just you just you just you just
25:44my mom
25:47We're getting carried, too!
25:49Woo!
25:51Come on, come on!
26:05Okay, I'll have buffalo wings and the shrimp mac and cheese.
26:09I'll have my own order of buffalo wings.
26:13Come on, Ann.
26:15And two taiko.
26:17I know.
26:24So...
26:28Something borrowed.
26:35It's Bodie's.
26:36I thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony.
26:40Does Susie make this?
26:42Hmm.
26:43Oh.
26:46Something blue.
26:48Oh.
26:53You have to hide that.
26:56Okay.
26:58Something old.
27:01Okay.
27:03Do you remember that?
27:04No.
27:05It is from when we drove all the way to the Grand Canyon and we just looked at it and
27:10bought
27:11some Sour Patch Kids and then drove all the way back because I had school the next day so I
27:16kept this rock from that trip.
27:17I love this so much.
27:21I love this so much.
27:22I love you so much.
27:25Thanks.
27:26Something new.
27:28What?
27:30Something old.
27:31Something blue.
27:33Something borrowed.
27:34Something new.
27:36There's no new here.
27:38You forgot the new.
27:39Oh, shit.
27:41That's why they make it rhyme so people remember it.
27:43Oh, God.
27:43I'm such an idiot.
27:45I mean, I didn't say it.
27:47Oh.
27:52Oh, you.
27:54Something new.
27:59It's from the hotel's jewelry store.
28:01It's solid 14 carat.
28:03What?
28:04How did you even?
28:05Oh, you can't afford this.
28:07Let me put it on.
28:09Oh, my gosh.
28:10I can't believe you did this.
28:12Of course I did.
28:14You're getting married.
28:16I don't deserve you.
28:18How did you turn out so well?
28:21Oh, my God.
28:22I was just such a terrible mother.
28:24What?
28:24You're the best mom in the whole world.
28:27No, no.
28:28I couldn't give you the life that you deserved.
28:33Things you deserved.
28:34Things you deserved.
28:35What are you talking about?
28:36Oh, for Christ's sake, you had to grow up with a mother who worked at Hooters.
28:39What?
28:40There's nothing wrong with working at Hooters.
28:42There's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do to take care of your child.
28:48I do OnlyFans.
28:51That's funny.
28:52You're funny.
29:01I'm-I'm s-I'm sorry.
29:02I'm-
29:07You're, um, you're doing-
29:09What?
29:10Is that pornography?
29:11No, it's not pornography.
29:13I'm not having sex on camera.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:15Margo.
29:15Oh, my God.
29:16No, it's basically just pictures of me in my underwear.
29:19No.
29:19No, no, no.
29:20I promise, Mom.
29:21Mom.
29:21No, no, baby, you can't do that.
29:22No, it's not what you think it is.
29:23You're quitting.
29:25Now.
29:26Okay?
29:26You're done.
29:27Just...
29:29Just get another job.
29:30Mom, I can't just go and just get another job.
29:33This is not a request.
29:33This is how I'm able to take your dad and Bodhi.
29:35Oh, my God.
29:35I mean, how the hell are you yelling at me about this?
29:38You think this is funny?
29:42You have destroyed your life.
29:44Forever.
29:52Mom!
29:53Stop!
29:56You're...
29:58You're a sex worker, Margo.
30:00No, I'm not having sex!
30:02You're selling it.
30:04This is about building a brand.
30:06No, no, no, no.
30:08This is about you giving people everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece
30:14of trash.
30:15That isn't worth shit.
30:18It is about losing the respect of every single person who would ever help your sorry ass.
30:25Even a little bit.
30:26God.
30:27Oh, quit.
30:28God, just stop.
30:29Does your father know about this?
30:31I...
30:32No.
30:33No.
30:34I don't...
30:35I just...
30:36I don't even know what to say.
30:37Maybe I wasn't the perfect mother, but I did not raise you to do filthy things like this.
30:43No, you raised me to be your friend because you don't have any.
30:57You have to come to the wedding tomorrow.
31:01Obviously, I can't tell Kenny about any of this.
31:04But we need to witness.
31:08I don't need...
31:10Mom!
31:11Mom!
31:24Oh, my God.
31:26Mom!
31:38I read your letter in the morning by the lake and I cried.
31:46They were tears of joy, my chains are finally broken.
31:52I made a vow to stand beside you
31:57Till the day that I died
31:59Told you I could never live
32:03Without your love but I lied
32:11Ooh, my life
32:13Ooh, my life
32:47Please rise for the bride if you will
32:54God bless the day I found you
33:00I want to stay around you
33:04And so I beg you
33:10Let it be me
33:15Don't take this heaven
33:19From one
33:20If you must cling to someone
33:25Now and forever
33:32Let it be me
33:38Each time we meet, Lord
33:42I find complete love
33:48Without your sweet love
33:51Tell me
33:53Or whom I be
33:58So never leave me lonely
34:03Tell me you love me only
34:09And that you'll always
34:15Let it be me
34:24Hold on
34:25At this time we have rooms for each other
34:42Each time we meet, Lord
34:46And now pronounce you
34:48How's the life
34:48One thing that you do
34:49Kiss your bride
34:50Hey, hey
34:53Without your sweet home
34:56Tell me
34:58What would life be
35:04Home and free
35:13Cheers to Mrs. Hearn
35:15Here you go
35:16That was about the most beautiful ceremony in the history of forever
35:21Amen
35:22Yeah
35:24All right
35:25And I'd like to make a toast
35:29Yeah
35:31Kenny
35:33Your love for my mom is pure and deep
35:38And it's a beautiful thing to witness
35:46Mom
35:51Every good thing
35:54Every strength
35:56That I possess
35:59It's because of the example
36:01That you set
36:02Not only by your words
36:04Sometimes
36:05Well, especially
36:06Not your words
36:09But
36:12Because of
36:13You
36:14Just
36:16Being you
36:19And for that
36:20I'm truly grateful
36:23So
36:27Best wishes
36:28To the both of you
36:30And
36:31I love you
36:36I said a honk
36:38A honk
36:38A burning love
36:39Oh, look at Skyper
36:40It's a honk
36:40A honk
36:41A burning love
36:42Woo
36:43Honk
36:44A honk
36:44A burning love
36:45I said a honk
36:47A honk
36:47A burning love
36:48Woo
37:17Being on the road all those years
37:19This was my favorite part.
37:21Room service?
37:22Room service.
37:35I peeked in today.
37:41She looked amazing.
37:43She did.
37:45And you looked amazing.
37:49I did.
37:54And Kenneth.
38:02Sweetheart.
38:05She still sees me as a kid.
38:08A baby with a baby.
38:10She's a parent.
38:11That's my point.
38:12She'll never trust me to make my own decisions.
38:14You two battle all the time.
38:17And you always come out the other side loving each other more.
38:21You didn't ruin her big day.
38:25I ruined her so pretty.
38:27Say what now?
38:30Nothing.
38:31Maybe we should just leave tonight.
38:33I don't want to wake up in Vegas.
38:36Music to my ears.
38:37Why don't you go for a walk?
38:39Bodhi and I will pack up the car.
38:43Okay.
38:43I'm gonna go soak my feet.
38:46I want to dig into something big.
38:49An art project.
38:50I'm just...
38:50I'm not sure what yet.
38:54You okay, baby?
38:57Sad-eyed.
38:59Are you okay?
39:04Sad-eyed.
39:05It's a badeee...
39:39There's my husband.
39:54What's wrong?
39:57I'm just so...
40:01so happy.
40:02Well, that's good. Happy is good.
40:29I'm sorry.
40:32The music's... it's distracting.
40:37Oh.
40:39Okay.
41:06I just want to be here. In this room.
41:13With you.
41:33Wow.
41:52I hate it when dudes try to chase me.
41:57But I love it when you try to save me, cause I'm just a lady.
42:06I love it when we play 1950.
42:10It's so cold that you stay, it's about to kill me. I'm surprised when you kiss me.
42:22So tell me why my girls look like you.
42:28And tell me why it's wrong.
42:32Oh...
42:35Too nice.
42:37You
42:43Wait!
42:46I will keep on waiting for your love, for you, I will wait, I will keep on waiting for you.
43:43I will keep on waiting for you.
44:06I will keep on waiting for you.
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