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00:01tonight from across Australia and around the world it's time to look back and unpack the
00:07week from the cheap seats with special guests award-winning comedian senior
00:13Pakola and comedian Josh Jack and now here are your hosts Melody Bracewell and Tim Mcdonald
00:23thank you for joining us in the cheap seats it's so exciting to have an award-winning
00:28comedian and a comedian exactly both are gonna be great we are so excited it's great to have them
00:34here great to have you with us as well as we work our way through another massive week of news
00:39but
00:39we have to start with the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner yes this is massive
00:45news we just thought we'd keep it light this was a big incident in the US thankfully everyone is
00:50okay everyone is fine it all happened at the White House Correspondents Dinner and here is the press
00:55secretary Caroline Levitt on the red carpet it'll be funny it'll be entertaining there will be some
01:00shots fired tonight amazingly the first time that she's told the truth that is very exciting this
01:09all happened early Sunday morning Australian time everyone's okay we want to focus on the media's
01:14coverage of it and the news in Australia broke on the morning show I have some beautiful duck
01:20breast here Donald Trump evacuated from White House but don't let that interrupt the cooking
01:26segment don't let it interrupt the duck breast yes they were saying duck for a very different reason
01:31look in times of chaos we turn to the ABC for the facts journalists hiding under dinner tables we
01:38know that they had just been served a spring pea and burrata salad amazing it is terrifying to think
01:47that Donald Trump came this close to eating a salad well for the guests in the room there was
01:53naturally panic so I wasn't quite sure what they were pointing out yeah I was deep into my burrata
01:59salad let's forget the burrata salad they were just excited because under Joe Biden was mostly puree
02:05based exactly it's great we saw chaotic scenes at the dinner snipers secret service officers and in the
02:12bottom left hand corner you can see someone just really enjoying the salad if you see the price of
02:21burrata you've got to go to town while you can there was chaos in the room while a few brave
02:27guests
02:27rescued some champagne bottles from the table let's take a couple of those for the road no one left
02:34behind she was caught red-handed white-handed and rosé handed as well thankfully the president was
02:41unharmed and we heard from Donald Trump after the incident I also saw a lot of very strong
02:49physically strong really attractive law enforcement people come through those doors
02:55these guys were hot some of those babes in the villa when they stood in front of me to shield
03:02me
03:02I saw dead ass
03:06whose voice is that by the way
03:07it's been a big week at the White House
03:11been a huge week one of the biggest weeks in terms of weeks
03:15it has been a big week at the White House
03:17King Charles and Queen Camilla have arrived at the White House for the start of their four days state visit
03:22to the US
03:23and we've actually got a look at the plane that the King and Queen are riding
03:27this is the VIP cabin where King Charles and Queen Camilla usually travel
03:32oh there you go you can kind of see them together do you think they put on a movie and
03:36watch it together
03:38yes they do they were watching Midnight in Paris
03:41um not the movie some CCTV footage from
03:49back to the White House
03:50let's get back to the White House
03:52this is a hugely important trip for US UK relations
03:54incredibly important
03:55so what's on the agenda
03:56the King and Queen were given a tour of the new home for the presidential bees
04:00a beehive in the shape of a White House
04:03this is amazing
04:04can we say that again
04:05the Trump beehive
04:07they make Manuka honey and Ivanka honey
04:09which is interesting
04:12now for those viewers wondering
04:14if the honey in the hive is a light clover and basewood flavor with a subtle hint of citrus
04:19apparently the honey inside a light clover and basewood flavor with a subtle hint of citrus
04:24in case you're wondering
04:25in case you're wondering
04:28let's move on now
04:29and it has been a busy week for the president
04:31not just the dinner but important meetings as well
04:33Donald Trump appeared to have another urgent meeting yesterday with the back of his eyelids
04:40that's important
04:41that's important
04:42this is amazing
04:43he fell asleep during the Oval Office briefing
04:45he wasn't the only one
04:46some are growing weary of waiting for peace
04:49never too early to learn to duck are you
04:54we might need to fact check that
04:56a couple of our audience having an urgent meeting with the back of their audience
05:00let's head back home
05:01and the government here are under pressure to start taxing gas exports
05:04that's been the big story during the week
05:06but they're being lobbied by Japan not to
05:08Japan an early investor and a big buyer of Australian gas
05:12has been quietly lobbying the government against a new tax
05:16Prime Minister Sanayi Takaichi to make a pre-budget dash to Australia
05:23would you call that quietly lobbying?
05:26she's sending mixed symbols
05:33can we see her again? that is amazing
05:34that is the Prime Minister of Japan on the drum kit
05:36she's actually a drummer for the iconic Japanese rock band Guns and Cherry Blossoms
05:42let's press on
05:43and of course Saturday marked Anzac Day
05:46of course a day to remember and to give thanks to all those Australians and New Zealanders
05:49who have served their nations
05:50exactly
05:51we saw some incredible scenes across Australia
05:53and the media had full coverage
05:55people from all walks of life
05:57people with medals
05:58young people
05:59teenagers
06:00in their shorts
06:02and in their jeans
06:04it's important
06:05to talk about their shorts and their jeans
06:07and their jeans
06:08it was great to see so many people get up so early for the denim service
06:11and pay their respects
06:13beautiful
06:13in their Levi's
06:15we saw some moving scenes across Australia
06:20beautiful scenes
06:22nice to have the Japanese back on board
06:31let's stick with Anzac Day
06:33and the commemorations
06:34speaking of music
06:35Sunrise had a very touching musical tribute
06:37I stood upon the rocky shores
06:43I watched the tall ships come
06:48this is amazing
06:49I didn't know that you were in the ten tenors
06:53here you are
06:54right smack in the middle
06:55see if you can spot me
06:59he's behind that
07:00quite short hair
07:03that was fantastic
07:04good to see Breakfast TV get into the spirit
07:06yeah yeah
07:06it was a big morning for Breakfast TV
07:08the Today Show
07:08we're live on the beach
07:09there is some inclement weather around
07:11but
07:12as said
07:13nothing compared to
07:14what our servicemen and women
07:15have gone through
07:18you're saying they weren't dealing with a light drizzle
07:20exactly
07:21no
07:22let's
07:23let's check back in
07:24welcome back to this very special edition
07:26of
07:26they were under enemy fire
07:29from Weekend Sunrise
07:30so
07:32of course it was three years to the day
07:33where they defeated
07:34Studio 10
07:35yeah
07:38look there was some sad news
07:40at these dawn services
07:41some were marred by booing
07:43during the welcome to country ceremonies
07:44Skyny has spoke to Pastor Ray Minican
07:46who spoke so well on the issue
07:48exactly
07:48he spoke so well
07:49but he did have a little bit of trouble with his Zoom
07:51despicable
07:53Ray
07:53given that this happened in Melbourne and Sydney
07:55and Perth
07:56I understand
07:57on the same morning
07:58in the same way
07:59does it seem to you like an organised campaign?
08:06it's awkward if you're doing an interview
08:08and you're trying to swipe left
08:09to the person you're talking to
08:10I think Ray was just trying to end the call
08:13we're there just to do one particular thing
08:17for our
08:18it looks like we've lost Ray Minican there
08:24I can see him pressing those buttons on his computer
08:27he may well have pressed the wrong one
08:28we don't know
08:30I think he pressed the right one
08:32yes
08:33he very rarely seen goodbye to country ceremonies
08:38we owe so much to our soldiers
08:41many of whom went on to achieve so much back home
08:44former soldiers have founded some of our best known companies
08:48Coles was started by World War One veteran George Coles
08:52Dan Murphy was a flight sergeant
08:54who launched more than 280 bottle shops
08:57yeah the first aircraft to be fitted with an interlock
09:02that's amazing
09:02this is true
09:03he did serve in World War Two
09:05in the RAAF
09:06in the Air Force
09:06he apparently dropped the first Jager bomb on Japan
09:09wow
09:10wow
09:11it's just lovely
09:11it's beautiful
09:14back to Anzac Day
09:16and I think this guest on Sky News
09:18summed it up best
09:19tell us what Anzac Day means to you
09:21it's all about mateship
09:23and also just coming together as a country
09:25and playing a bit of two
09:26I love you dad
09:27yeah
09:31thank you to the Governor General
09:32I've got a tear
09:33that is beautiful
09:34it was an incredible day across the country
09:36and it means so much to so many
09:38111 years later
09:39we are standing on these beaches in silence
09:42in our jeans
09:43in our gym gear
09:45what's with the jeans
09:46what's with the jeans
09:48Nad has a Levi sponsorship
09:50she has to leave it
09:51it's unbelievable
09:52alright
09:53moving on now
09:54let's head overseas
09:55let's head to South Africa
09:57suspended EMPD Deputy Chief
09:59Julius Mkwinazi
10:00and Kurileni City Manager
10:02Kahiso Lerukla
10:03are expected back
10:04in the Barksburg Magistrates Court today
10:06ok there's a lot going on there
10:08slightly distracted
10:09by someone in the first 11
10:11reading the news
10:12reading the news
10:13so this was a corruption case
10:15in South Africa
10:16yes it was
10:17it was a corruption trial
10:18let's take a look
10:20at how it went
10:21so if you could go to
10:22an extra JD 17
10:25in the file
10:29gets a bit hot under the lights
10:30do you have it
10:41unbelievable
10:42finally distracting
10:43thankfully he got some help
10:45can you help
10:46sorry
10:46sorry commissioner
10:56he is a hero
10:57we've got a great show
10:58for you tonight
10:59we'll be back
10:59with plenty more
11:00in the Chiefs
11:14welcome back to the Chiefs
11:16it is so great
11:18to have you with us
11:20now working in the newsroom
11:21you never know
11:22what story is going to
11:23land on your desk next
11:24every so often
11:25one of these stories
11:26they can stop you
11:27in your tracks
11:27and you need to give
11:28that story
11:29the respect it deserves
11:30and in a world
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11:32and hardship
11:33brings a tear to our eye
11:35when we hear stories
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12:31I take you through
12:31all the ups and downs
12:33of the stock market
12:34the nitty gritty
12:35a deep dive
12:35into all things
12:36economics
12:37I've been crunching
12:37the numbers
12:39and good time too
12:40because the federal budget
12:40is not far away
12:41a lot of economic turmoil
12:42around the globe
12:43obviously
12:44this is a good
12:44chance to break it all down
12:45I've seen all of that
12:47but where do we start
12:49understandably
12:49Australians
12:50are miserable
12:54and that was
13:00thank you for breaking
13:02that down
13:02thank you
13:03you're welcome
13:03you're welcome
13:05let's move on now
13:06here's an interesting story
13:07a welfare check
13:08on an elderly resident
13:09has led to a surprising
13:11discovery
13:11it all started
13:12when the 91 year old
13:14grandma missed
13:15a daily check-in
13:16phone call
13:16officers went
13:17to the woman's home
13:18but they found her
13:19playing video games
13:21in her bedroom
13:22this is an amazing story
13:23be me sister
13:24yeah
13:26playing their grandmother
13:27she's a 90 year old
13:28grandmother in the US
13:29apparently we found out
13:30that she was playing
13:31Grand Theft Auto
13:32which was good
13:35I think she was fine
13:35I was um
13:37good game
13:38look at that
13:38there's a few other games
13:39she's already finished
13:40she's um
13:40she's finished um
13:41World of Warcraft
13:44it's a brilliant knitting game
13:45it's good fun
13:46I thought she was playing
13:47EA Sports Mahjong 26
13:50new graphics
13:51I think what she's looking
13:53forward to playing
13:54is the um
13:55the legend of Zelda
13:57you remember Zelda
13:58right
13:58she was my neighbour
13:5945 years ago
14:00used to take my
14:01mandarins from this
14:02tree in the front garden
14:03she's dead now
14:05that's a good game
14:05that is a good game
14:07it's a great game
14:07it's a great game
14:08hey speaking of
14:10uh
14:10older generations
14:11there are some
14:12great initiatives
14:13out there
14:13for the elderly
14:14like this new trial
14:16to help dementia
14:16player patients
14:17john has been trialing
14:19a memory aid
14:20at home
14:20his wife
14:21helen
14:21sets reminders
14:22so john
14:24what do you make
14:24of these phones
14:25well I've got dementia
14:27so how do I know
14:32well done john
14:33well done
14:35that was beautiful
14:36they're great fun
14:36they're programmed to
14:37only call 3AW
14:38so
14:40when it comes to seniors
14:41we couldn't look past
14:43this story
14:44naughty nanas
14:45defying age
14:47and expectations
14:52naughty nanas
14:53it's like they're
14:54reading your google
14:54search history
14:55they have been
14:59defying my
15:00expectations
15:02what were the
15:03naughty nanas
15:03doing
15:04they're on a day
15:05trip to sexy
15:06boutique
15:06okay
15:07of course
15:07forget the RSL
15:09forget bingo
15:10this was a big story
15:11on a current affair
15:12where residents
15:12from a Melbourne
15:13rest home
15:13went out on a day
15:15trip for a bit
15:15of shopping
15:16and how did they go
15:19Cheryl was an
15:20absolute menace
15:22what are you laughing
15:23at
15:23no nothing
15:24you're being cheeky
15:25again aren't you
15:26me
15:27while Norma
15:28was so excited
15:29she forgot she
15:30needed a walk up
15:33this is amazing
15:34incredible
15:35and we are so
15:36excited to announce
15:37one of the naughty
15:38nanas joins us
15:39at the desk
15:39ladies and gentlemen
15:40would you please
15:41put your hands
15:41together for Cheryl
15:46welcome Cheryl
15:48thank you so much
15:50for joining us
15:51amazing
15:52amazing to have you
15:53we saw you in the
15:55package going crazy
15:56at sexy boutique
15:57thank you
15:58what was that
15:58experience like
15:59fun fun fun
16:02so this was a trip
16:04for you and the
16:05girls to go out
16:06these are sort of
16:06trips that you do
16:07regularly
16:08not those sort of
16:09things but we do go
16:10out regularly
16:11all the time
16:13lunches
16:14lunches
16:14we don't do dinner
16:15because we're old
16:16people
16:18unless someone's
16:19taking me in pay
16:24sounds like you
16:25want me to ask you
16:26out Cheryl
16:26if that's where
16:27you're going with
16:28that
16:29well I have been
16:30to sexy land
16:35we would love to know
16:36what did you buy
16:38from the sexy boutique
16:39did you buy anything
16:40lingerie
16:42and it's in the
16:43hope chest
16:44hope you've got to be
16:45able to use it
16:49well we've got a shot
16:50let's take a look
16:51no we don't
16:53we don't have
16:54Barry
16:54what's in your
16:55hope chest
16:56I lost hope
16:59I lost hope
17:00a long time ago
17:01Cheryl
17:02so were there
17:03anything that
17:03shocked you
17:04at sexy boutique
17:05did you
17:07unfortunately
17:08no
17:08no
17:10you've seen
17:11it all before
17:12no no I haven't
17:12seen it at all
17:13before
17:14but it was
17:15an eye
17:15open
17:17that's amazing
17:18now you had
17:20a lot of fun
17:21at sexy boutique
17:22but Jan
17:24one of your friends
17:25she also had a lot
17:26of fun
17:27and she bought
17:27a couple of other
17:28products as well
17:29soon the fun was over
17:30and it was time
17:31to leave sexy boutique
17:32behind
17:33you've bought the
17:34whole shop
17:34what have you got
17:35here
17:36well I've got
17:37suckers
17:40you know
17:40things to
17:45some nice
17:47what are you
17:48going to do
17:49with this
17:53that is unbelievable
17:56now
17:57has Jan
17:58been sort of
17:59hanging out
18:00and going to
18:00these lunches
18:01or has she been
18:01quite busy
18:03she kept it
18:04all to herself
18:06mean old lady
18:08sorry Jan
18:09I love you
18:12so
18:12now apparently
18:13you watch a bit
18:14of TV
18:14what shows
18:15do you normally
18:15like to watch
18:16I like lifestyle
18:18yeah
18:20antiques
18:20bargain hunt
18:22murder
18:23mystery
18:26I'm in love
18:26with
18:27Midsummer
18:27Murders
18:28I don't know
18:28where they find
18:29all these
18:30dead people
18:34in terms of
18:35death rate
18:35per capita
18:37Midsummer
18:38Abby
18:38and Midsummer
18:38Worthy
18:39they are right
18:39up there
18:41well we've been
18:42so excited
18:42to get you
18:42on the show
18:43am I right
18:44in saying
18:44that when
18:45our producers
18:46called you
18:46you were keen
18:49but then you
18:49thought maybe
18:50it was a scam
18:51definitely thought
18:52you were a scam
18:53I thought
18:54no no
18:55it's not taking me
18:56for a ride
18:59well you did
19:00bring me for a ride
19:01you did bring me for a ride
19:03not one of those
19:04not one of us
19:07we did
19:08we did
19:08and we've had a lot
19:09of big name
19:10celebrities
19:11join us
19:12but you haven't
19:12a big
19:12big girl
19:13no
19:15we haven't
19:16we haven't
19:16and
19:17and
19:20we haven't
19:21and backstage
19:22a few of our
19:22producers were telling us
19:23we've had some big name
19:24singers and actors
19:25and musicians
19:26but never have we had
19:27a slightly more
19:28diva guest
19:29yeah
19:30than Cheryl
19:33because apparently
19:33we
19:34we
19:34we
19:35made you a cup of tea
19:37and you weren't happy
19:38with a cup of tea
19:39were you
19:40no no
19:40it tasted like flowers
19:43I want a cup of tea
19:44that tastes like a cup of tea
19:45like my men
19:47strong and bold
19:51I was
19:52I was hoping you were going to say
19:55weak and washed
19:55because
19:56we're right in there
19:59never mind
20:01Cheryl
20:02you are
20:03lightning in a bottle
20:04you've clearly lived
20:05an amazing life
20:06have you got any tips
20:07to pass on to the younger
20:08generation about
20:09about living well
20:10do whatever you want
20:12whenever you want
20:12as long as you want
20:13day
20:18on that incredible
20:19life advice
20:20we've got to take a break
20:21ladies and gentlemen
20:22would you please
20:22thank Cheryl
20:38welcome back to the cheap seat
20:40and it's time for our very special guest
20:46I am Australia's occasional sweetheart
20:49if you're referring to my outfit
20:51I'll have you know I am naked
20:52and this is a rash
20:53what's this got to do with anything
20:55yes I am available
20:56whatever
20:56shut up
20:57we are so excited to welcome
20:59award winning writer
21:00actor and comedian
21:01is Celia Bacuola
21:04hi buddy
21:05hi mate
21:06we are so excited to see you
21:08thank you so much for being here
21:09pleasure
21:09and a big congratulations
21:11is in order
21:12because your show
21:13just won most outstanding show
21:16at the Melbourne International
21:16unbelievable
21:17thank you
21:20thank you
21:20how does it feel
21:23how does it feel
21:23honestly it feels really incredible
21:25although I do feel like
21:26I should hand it over to Cheryl
21:27at this point
21:28I don't know how to follow that
21:30I don't know about you
21:31but I'm thinking
21:31petition for Cheryl on Gogglebox
21:33right now
21:35Cheryl and Jan
21:36sexy boutique
21:37Gogglebox crossover
21:38just the two of them
21:38sitting there on their
21:39vibrating couch
21:41having a wonderful time
21:43but that's
21:45I'm shook
21:46we'll put a word
21:47into the bosses
21:48congratulations
21:49it is incredible
21:50it was incredible
21:51I was beside myself
21:52and then I found out
21:53that there was no cash prize
21:54so that was less exciting
21:55but then
21:56I was excited again
21:57honestly it's
21:58it's the most
22:00meaningful achievement
22:00of my career
22:01so I guess I just
22:02walk into the ocean now
22:03I feel it
22:05I can't believe it
22:06I still can't believe it
22:07it's very exciting
22:08it is a very prestigious award
22:10did you celebrate
22:11in any special way?
22:12well weirdly
22:13I don't know if you know this
22:13it's in the day
22:14I'm sure the Oscars are the same
22:15it's at 12.30
22:16that real showbiz hour
22:17the awards are at 12.30
22:18and I'd had a couple of champagnes
22:20because hello
22:21and then
22:22and then I went out
22:23into the sunlight
22:23I was like
22:24what do I do
22:24I've got to celebrate
22:25I need to eat some
22:25because I've had some champagne
22:26so it was like special occasion
22:27so I went and found some food
22:28and I believe you've got
22:31this is it
22:32this is literally what I ate
22:34it is a curried egg and cress sandwich
22:36wow
22:37yeah that's what I chose
22:38it's a bit sad isn't it
22:39it's kind of like
22:40if you got your death row meal
22:41from 7-Eleven
22:42well let's talk about the show
22:44because I went to go see it
22:46in the comedy festival
22:46it was hilarious
22:47it's called Gift Horse
22:49and you're touring it around Australia
22:51for those who haven't seen the show
22:52can you give us a summary
22:54yes
22:54so basically if you know me
22:55you know I don't do shows every year
22:56I only do a show
22:57when I've got something important
22:58going on in my life
22:59something that I feel like
23:00I need to work through
23:00with people
23:01something I've got to say
23:02to the world
23:03like my last show
23:03was about having a baby
23:04okay
23:05huge change in my life
23:05and I was doing a show this year
23:07and then last year
23:08on my 42nd birthday
23:10my boyfriend gave me
23:11an inflatable kayak
23:14and that's the show
23:16that's the show
23:17100%
23:17that's what the whole show is about
23:18the whole show is basically
23:19one long breakfast radio segment
23:22I'm sorry
23:23it is
23:23that's why it's also so shocking
23:24to have won with this show
23:25that is possibly the most trivial
23:27but it's actually not
23:28when you get into
23:28about gift giving
23:30but that's truly what it is
23:31he gave me an inflatable kayak
23:33and it was supposed to be one joke
23:34and then it blew up
23:35not unlike
23:36an inflatable kayak
23:37and it became
23:38a national and potentially
23:40a global tour
23:40and now something
23:41that's won this
23:41so it's crazy
23:42this is the kayak
23:45this is the morning
23:45look at the face of a woman
23:46trying to pretend
23:47she doesn't hate
23:48that kayak
23:49because I know you go
23:52why is there a chicken
23:53in that
23:53that's my daughter
23:55my partner is Pluckaduck
23:59because kayaks
24:00this is the thing
24:00some people love kayaks
24:01so people are like
24:01what do you mean
24:02that's not the story
24:02let me explain to you
24:04on the morning of my 42nd birthday
24:05this morning
24:05and I walked out
24:06and found this
24:07inflated
24:07inflatable kayak
24:08and I said
24:09it's a kayak
24:10was the first time
24:12I've ever said
24:13the word kayak
24:15so that's
24:16what's part of it
24:18your partner
24:19bought this gift
24:20for you
24:21and now you're doing
24:22a show about it
24:23how does he feel
24:25well
24:25his name is Dara
24:26I'll tell you this
24:26so I've been working
24:27on the show
24:27for a year and a half
24:28since my birthday
24:29in February
24:29and until very recently
24:31he hadn't seen any of it
24:32he didn't want to see it
24:32I tried to tell him bits
24:33and I talk a lot
24:34about him in the show
24:35and he's like
24:35no no I want to wait
24:36until it's finished
24:36okay
24:36hadn't seen it
24:37until two weeks ago
24:39in Melbourne
24:39he saw it for the first time
24:40in the comedy theatre
24:41in the Melbourne
24:42International Comedy Festival
24:43and I really miss him
24:50but I got the award
24:52so what are you going to do
24:53thank goodness he liked it
24:56he liked it a lot
24:56and also I'm aware
24:57how lucky I am
24:58this is a ridiculous job
24:59to do when you have partners
25:00I don't know how
25:01your partner feels
25:01but like normal people
25:02if you give your partner
25:03a ship gift
25:04maybe you're in the
25:05family WhatsApp
25:05I'm talking shit about him
25:07up and down the country
25:08on TV
25:10thousands of people
25:11have laughed at the bad
25:12choice he made
25:13oh man
25:14and he's fine
25:15he's fine
25:15he seems to like it
25:17has he given you a gift since
25:18because there is now
25:19a lot of pressure
25:19on his next gift
25:20well the thing is
25:23because this became
25:24the best show
25:25I've ever done
25:25and won me this award
25:27I'm pretty sure
25:28I'm going to be getting
25:29inflatable kayaks
25:30every year
25:31for the rest of my
25:33damn life
25:34which is fair
25:35maybe I'll get a canoe
25:36in there
25:37it's going to be
25:38very hard for it
25:38to be a surprise
25:39when you're in bed
25:40and you're going to hear
25:40but to be honest
25:43because I have had
25:44another birthday
25:45so 43
25:46so for this year
25:47he did very well
25:47and he got me
25:48a very tasteful gift
25:49from Sexy Boutique
25:50which I love
25:53we are so happy
25:54that you won the award
25:55and you shared
25:56this amazing image
25:57on your socials
25:58so that's the award
25:58on the right
25:59and on the left
26:00this is an award
26:01that I won 20 years ago
26:02my fifth ever gig
26:03because this is my
26:05submission for
26:06most humble comedian
26:07of the year
26:08but it was my
26:09fifth ever gig
26:10I won the Raw
26:10Recruit
26:11Raw is the open mic
26:12competition
26:12and I was the first
26:14and last person
26:15to win this award
26:15they never did it again
26:17it was for the best
26:18first time entrant
26:19so it was my fifth time
26:20on stage
26:21I was in the town hall
26:22and I won that
26:23and then 20 years later
26:24that's this one
26:30so you are celebrating
26:3220 years in comedy
26:34it is amazing
26:35it is amazing
26:36and excitingly
26:37we have found the footage
26:38from 20 years ago
26:40could you please
26:40give it up
26:41for Celia
26:42for Paula
26:43oh my god
26:44oh my god
26:46look at the baby
26:47terrified
26:48look at me
26:48terrified
26:49I love that you're paying
26:50respect to the Anzacs
26:51on your jeans
26:55that is so mean
26:56imagine your first day
26:58at work
26:58someone filming it
26:59and putting it on TV
26:5920 years later
27:00anyway
27:01so that was my
27:01fifth time on stage
27:02absolutely terrified
27:03and I think I can say
27:04that I can't remember
27:05but I think I'd say
27:05my best joke
27:06was probably my haircut
27:09well I think
27:10your second best joke
27:10was this one
27:11I think we should just
27:12be able to do things
27:13that we enjoy
27:13in life
27:14you know
27:14simple things
27:15like I enjoy
27:16when things are ironic
27:17sometimes I'll suffocate
27:19a sheep with a woolen
27:20jumper
27:20and say you did this
27:23yeah
27:24that's what we would do
27:25if someone goes
27:27I'm going to play
27:28your material
27:29from 20 years ago
27:30that was quite
27:31that still holds up
27:32that's a double joke
27:33as well
27:33you did this
27:34because also EWE
27:34I mean that's
27:35quite smart
27:36I didn't even know
27:37that I did that
27:38let me just figure
27:38that out now
27:40Celia is currently
27:41touring her
27:42gift horse
27:42around the country
27:43head to comedy.com.au
27:45for tickets
27:45ladies and gentlemen
27:46would you please
27:47thank the wonderful
27:47Celia Pocola
28:02welcome back
28:02to the
28:04showbiz
28:04would you please
28:05welcome our very own
28:06cultural correspondent
28:06it's Mel Chesina
28:10hello Mel
28:11lovely to see you
28:12speaking of showbiz
28:13apparently there's a
28:14very exciting
28:15announcement today
28:16apparently
28:17Big Brother's coming back
28:19oh my gosh
28:24yes
28:24Big Brother 2
28:252 Big 2 Brother
28:26yes
28:27Big Brother Tokyo Drift
28:29yes
28:30we're working on the title
28:31this is exciting
28:32so fans want to know
28:33when will it be
28:34good question
28:36okay
28:38when do applications
28:39open
28:43is it back at
28:43Dreamworld
28:45these are all
28:46really good questions
28:47I would love to give
28:48you an answer
28:48from Tim
28:49are you involved
28:50in the production
28:50at all
28:51well that's my next
28:53question
28:53will you be
28:54returning as host
28:56I think so
28:57I mean
28:58yes
29:00I can't wait
29:02to the headline
29:03I think so
29:04says presumptuous
29:05Mel Chesina
29:06well we asked
29:07because
29:08and speaking of headlines
29:09we saw this over the
29:10summer
29:10in New Idea
29:11according to sources
29:13Mel has laid down
29:14a firm set of demands
29:16before she agrees
29:17to return
29:17yes
29:18yes
29:19look how angry
29:20I was in that
29:21you were so angry
29:22what were some of the
29:23demands
29:23just you know
29:24like an inflatable
29:26kayak
29:28I said something
29:28like I want my tea
29:29like my men
29:30strong and bold
29:33she did not say
29:34strong and bold
29:35she did
29:36strong and bold
29:37oh
29:43well
29:45I like mine bold
29:47I was wondering
29:48how you had
29:49a bold cup of tea
29:51and how do you think
29:52you have a bold cup of tea
29:55I was going to ask
29:56you guys the same question
29:56I guess I don't want
29:57hair in my tea
29:58yes
30:02well that's answered
30:03a lot
30:05let's move on
30:06there's lots happening
30:07in the world of showbiz
30:08yes there is
30:08alright so channel 7
30:09have a brand new
30:10renovation show
30:11my reno rules
30:13and who better
30:14to host
30:15a renovation show
30:16than everyone's favourite
30:17vet
30:18Dr Chris Brown
30:20what's good in case
30:21that show needs to be
30:22put down
30:22he'll be right
30:23on the show
30:26the judges
30:27on these reno shows
30:28they always
30:29show me
30:29new ways
30:30of using
30:31design jargon
30:32in my everyday life
30:33I loved it
30:36no seriously
30:37this bathroom
30:39cranked my tractor
30:40I think that's a product
30:45you can get
30:46from sexy boutique
30:48tractor cranker
30:52over to 10
30:53for MasterChef Australia
30:55so the show
30:56is in its 18th season
30:58and has stepped up
30:59with technology
30:59and gotten
31:00a little meta
31:08the frames start to play
31:10and it's Sophia's first
31:14it's like a window
31:15into her home
31:16which is really sweet
31:21I think we're going
31:22to cut it there
31:23I think we're about
31:24to see her
31:24tractor get cranked
31:28and also
31:28that's not her husband
31:30wow
31:32it's like
31:32I don't think
31:33you're only in your
31:34like she's
31:35what I've only done
31:35a couple of seasons
31:36it's a bit early
31:37to be working
31:37from home
31:39come on
31:40interesting
31:40she likes her man
31:41like she likes her tea
31:43tall and hairy
31:53now what I love
31:54about the show
31:55is the banter
31:56between the judges
31:57and the contestants
32:00Alita
32:01hi
32:01are we getting
32:02some Latina flavours
32:03you're actually not
32:07that's a no
32:08that's a no
32:10so the floor continues
32:12on nine
32:12a game show
32:13where contestants
32:14verse each other
32:15in expert categories
32:16and
32:16pancakes and eggs
32:22contestant Kelsey's
32:23expert topic
32:24is weddings
32:25and she reveals
32:26her big advantage
32:29I think Shane
32:30thinks I'm gonna
32:31be an easy target
32:32you got this
32:33you got this
32:35but I've been
32:36married three times
32:39four time lucky
32:40wow
32:40she likes her men
32:42like she likes her tea
32:45in a multi pack
32:53all right
32:54let me get out
32:55my showbiz gavel
32:56because I have
32:57some legal drama
33:00Friday
33:00was the federal
33:01court case
33:02management hearing
33:03for Kyle
33:03and Jackie O
33:04and whilst Jackie O
33:06wasn't present
33:06Kyle Sanderlands
33:07did attend
33:08and he had
33:09one message
33:09for his former
33:10employer ARN
33:11suggesting
33:12he may drop
33:13his 85 million
33:15dollar lawsuit
33:16against the
33:17Australian radio
33:18network
33:18if they throw
33:19him the mic
33:20back
33:21put me back
33:22on the radio
33:22and let's get
33:22the share price
33:23back up
33:23the ARN
33:25share price
33:25is actually
33:26ups in
33:27Sanderlands
33:27was so
33:28this is amazing
33:30this is gonna be
33:31the trial of the
33:32year scheduled
33:33for later in
33:33October I think
33:34they're gonna do
33:35both trials
33:35either together
33:36or separately
33:37which are the
33:38two options
33:40not really
33:41providing as much
33:42information as I
33:43thought I was
33:44they're pushing
33:45for it to be
33:46together
33:46yes
33:46like barbecue
33:47and pizza
33:48shapes coming
33:48together
33:49but this is a
33:51big legal talking
33:52point isn't it
33:52it is
33:52it is
33:53all the legalities
33:54and these news
33:55headlines of this
33:55Kyle and Jackie O
33:56saga it's been
33:57really consuming
33:58so I've decided
33:58to switch off
34:00and turn to
34:01some literature
34:01instead
34:02yeah
34:03so for the
34:04first time this
34:04year it's time
34:05for
34:07sorry time
34:08with Mal
34:13now Mel has
34:15walked off
34:16I guess we
34:18didn't fit her
34:18demands
34:19that she wanted
34:20for the season
34:20she wanted that
34:21kayak
34:21she wanted lots
34:22of things
34:23Mel
34:24where are you
34:25I'm just
34:26here at the
34:27Channel 10
34:28library
34:30look
34:31with my
34:32tea that is
34:33strong and
34:34bold
34:36a lot of
34:37books around
34:38you
34:38there is
34:39yeah so I
34:39thought we
34:40should read
34:40some of my
34:41favourite passages
34:42from an Aussie
34:44icon a book
34:45that I've really
34:45been like digging
34:46my teeth into
34:47Jackie O
34:50the whole truth
34:51wow
34:52no reason
34:53just like from
34:54one successful
34:55radio broadcaster
34:56to another
34:57so if everyone
34:59wants to gather
34:59around and grab
35:00their copy
35:00we'll open it
35:02together to page
35:0362
35:03now this was
35:05published last
35:05year before all
35:06the legal drama
35:07so this is one
35:08of my favourite
35:08passages
35:09she spoke about
35:10the first time
35:11that she met
35:11Kyle
35:12little did I
35:13know I had
35:14just been
35:14introduced to
35:15the man who
35:16would forever
35:16change my
35:17life and
35:17become one
35:18of my most
35:18trusted friends
35:19his sheer
35:20brilliance and
35:21our divine
35:22chemistry together
35:23were about to
35:24make history
35:24by one day
35:25becoming
35:26Australia's
35:26most successful
35:27radio show
35:28I would spend
35:29the next 24
35:30years and
35:31counting of my
35:32life with this
35:32wonderful man
35:33I think you
35:34can stop
35:35counting there
35:35this is amazing
35:39what amazing
35:39insights from
35:40the Jackie
35:40from the
35:41gospel according
35:42to Jackie
35:42so if we go
35:48to 282
35:48she speaks
35:50about
35:50well she
35:51thanks her
35:52former
35:52employer
35:53ARN
35:54to my
35:55bosses
35:55at ARN
35:56thank you
35:57for allowing
35:57us to make
35:58history together
35:58for your
35:59constant belief
36:00in us
36:00and for
36:00your
36:01continual
36:01loyalty and
36:02support
36:04yeah in
36:04literature we
36:05call this
36:05situational
36:06irony
36:14which we can
36:15also demonstrate
36:15by the fact that
36:16Mel Trescina is
36:17hosting a reading
36:17segment
36:23so I really
36:24like to be fair
36:25I quite liked
36:25the book
36:26I thought
36:26Jackie O was
36:27really vulnerable
36:27she talks about
36:28her marriages
36:29her divorces
36:30and how she's
36:30going to do
36:31the expert
36:31category on
36:32the floor
36:32about weddings
36:35but the most
36:35outrageous story
36:36that she told
36:37was actually
36:37this one
36:38right
36:38in page 16
36:39of your book
36:40kids
36:40of course
36:40sorry
36:41kids
36:42I was in
36:43year two
36:43and desperately
36:44wanted to buy
36:45an ice block
36:45from the tuck
36:46shop
36:46I'd often
36:47spend lunch
36:48time inside
36:48the church
36:49and then one
36:49day I noticed
36:50a bunch of
36:5020 cent coins
36:51in the donation
36:52box
36:52it was all
36:53too easy
36:53to take one
36:54and buy
36:55myself that
36:56ice block
36:56that is
36:57outrageous
36:5820 cents
36:59for an
36:59ice block
37:01insane
37:02the real crime
37:03is inflation
37:04yes
37:04damn right
37:06and that was
37:07hang on
37:09are you happy
37:10with that couch
37:10in that
37:11in that
37:12setting
37:13oh why
37:13are you going
37:14to change it
37:14up
37:15don't say
37:16that so
37:16flirtily
37:18you're really
37:18cranking my
37:19tractor
37:27just
37:33excuse me
37:33for a moment
37:37oh no
37:38okay
37:41oh my gosh
37:44okay
37:44I think
37:46we'll have to
37:46leave that
37:47segment there
37:48well hang on
37:48hang on
37:49let's toss
37:50the book
37:51into the fire
37:51oh my gosh
37:55that drows me
37:56and after
37:57the entertainment
37:57would you please
37:59thank Mel
37:59Tresina
38:27welcome back to the
38:30first time
38:31first time on
38:31TV
38:32no it was a while
38:33ago now
38:33you probably
38:33don't recognize
38:34me
38:34I was the
38:35little boy
38:36that fell
38:36into the
38:36gorilla enclosure
38:38yeah
38:39harambe
38:41that's huge
38:42beautiful
38:42it's amazing
38:43to see you all
38:44grown up
38:45and not just
38:46that either
38:47you also made
38:48the news
38:48for the way
38:48you handled
38:49a redundancy
38:51meeting
38:51yes
38:52a little while
38:52ago
38:53I was made
38:54redundant
38:54fired
38:55whatever
38:55semantics
38:57but I was
38:58living in New
38:58Zealand at the
38:59time
38:59and over there
39:00they allow you
39:00to bring in a
39:00support person
39:01to the meeting
39:02so they gave me
39:02yeah a little bit
39:03of a heads up
39:04and I thought
39:05I might be
39:05getting fired
39:06so I thought
39:07who better to
39:08cheer me up
39:08than a professional
39:10yeah well let's
39:11let's hear
39:12who you chose
39:13New Zealand man
39:14got the last laugh
39:15while being fired
39:16thanks to his
39:16emotional support
39:18clown
39:18Josh Thompson
39:19hired Joe
39:20the clown
39:21for emotional
39:22support
39:23when he was
39:23being let go
39:24incredible
39:27so good
39:28so good
39:29you brought
39:30Joe the clown
39:31to your redundancy
39:32meeting for real
39:33yeah yeah
39:34it was 200 bucks
39:35bargain
39:36I will say
39:38first two minutes
39:39of the meeting
39:40pretty funny
39:40it is like a
39:41half an hour
39:42long meeting
39:43and after that
39:44it's kind of
39:45just a man
39:45that none of us
39:46know
39:46sitting there
39:47making balloon
39:48animals
39:48while we're all
39:50trying to talk
39:51yeah so you're
39:51getting fired
39:52meanwhile Joe the clown
39:53is
39:53oh he's doing
39:54like crying
39:55mime crying
39:57and you don't
39:59realise how
39:59squeaky balloon
40:00animals are
40:00until you're
40:01in a pretty
40:01quiet room
40:04this story was
40:05so huge in
40:06New Zealand
40:06in fact the
40:07New Zealand
40:07Herald did a
40:08write-up at the
40:09end of the
40:09year of the
40:10biggest heroes
40:11of the year
40:13and there you
40:13are there
40:14on the front
40:15page
40:16our heroes
40:17I don't use
40:18the term hero
40:18lightly
40:20likely New Zealand
40:21Herald does
40:22who else is
40:23on that front
40:23cover
40:23these are
40:24yeah nine
40:24other like
40:24actual people
40:25who did good
40:26things
40:26there's like
40:27people who
40:27raise money
40:28for charity
40:28like cancer
40:29researchers
40:30and stuff
40:30and there's
40:31me who was
40:32like pretty
40:32bad at my
40:33job
40:36so great to
40:37have you on
40:37the show
40:38you are a
40:39hero
40:39you're not
40:39here to
40:40talk clowns
40:40you're a
40:41huge sport
40:41fan so you
40:42are going to
40:42take us to
40:42sport
40:43yeah it's
40:43been a huge
40:44week in
40:44sport
40:45but no
40:46story bigger
40:46than Kenyan
40:47runner
40:47Sebastian
40:48Sarway
40:48who smashed
40:49the world
40:50record running
40:51a sub
40:51two hour
40:52London
40:52marathon
40:53betting the
40:54previous record
40:55by over a
40:55minute
40:55many are
40:56putting the
40:56time down
40:56to the
40:57shoesy war
40:57this is a
40:58photo of
40:58them
40:58wow
40:59yeah they're
41:00the new
41:00Adidas Pro
41:01Evos 3
41:02they weigh
41:02just under
41:03100 grams
41:04each
41:04that's my
41:05goal weight
41:09but even
41:10after the
41:10run I would
41:10say Sarway's
41:11biggest achievement
41:12was getting
41:12through this
41:13interview with
41:13the BBC
41:14sport
41:15would you
41:15go sit
41:15down now
41:16and have
41:17some fish
41:17and chips
41:17and a beer
41:24he broke
41:25the record
41:25for the
41:25world's
41:26fastest
41:26interview
41:26there we
41:27go
41:27well done
41:28but of
41:29course it
41:29wasn't all
41:30about
41:30Sarway
41:31Daddy Pig
41:31you've been
41:32one of the
41:32stories of
41:33the London
41:33Marathon
41:34yes reports
41:35were that
41:36Daddy Pig
41:36ran wee wee
41:37wee all the
41:37way home
41:38wow that's
41:39amazing
41:40this was a
41:41huge story
41:41this London
41:42marathon
41:42and this
41:42record breaking
41:43run
41:44am I right
41:45in saying
41:45you've also
41:45run a marathon
41:46before Josh
41:46I have
41:47thanks for
41:48bringing it
41:48up
41:48one time
41:49heroes
41:49marathon heroes
41:51finish up
41:53yeah a little
41:54bit slower
41:55than the two
41:55hour mark
41:56but it must
41:57have been worth
41:57it though
41:58because at the
41:58end of when
41:59you do a
41:59marathon you
41:59get that
42:00big photo
42:00crossing the
42:01finish line
42:01yeah you get
42:01the photo
42:02I was looking
42:04forward to it
42:04it's the only
42:05thing you really
42:05have to show
42:06that you did
42:07do the marathon
42:08so I finished
42:09it had a few
42:09choccy milks
42:10and then they
42:10sent me my
42:11big finishing
42:11photo I think
42:12we got it
42:12here
42:14amazing photo
42:14yeah that is
42:15mostly another
42:16man
42:18are you in
42:19this photo
42:20technically I am
42:21in there if
42:21you look
42:24that's the photo
42:24they sent you
42:25of you did it
42:26yeah yeah
42:27technically I'm
42:28in there but
42:29I feel weird about
42:29having it in my
42:30house
42:33but it wasn't
42:34just the London
42:34Marathon that
42:35ran over the
42:35weekend
42:37robots have
42:37outrun people
42:38at this year's
42:39Beijing Half
42:40Marathon
42:40the Beijing Half
42:42Marathon
42:42it was just
42:43incredible to see
42:44a white athlete
42:45move that far
42:49but we've got to
42:51move on to the
42:51soccer
42:51the A-League
42:53regular season
42:53has concluded
42:54with Newcastle
42:55Jets taking out
42:56men's league
42:57and the Melbourne
42:58City taking out
42:58the women's league
42:59but for more on
43:00that we cross live
43:01to Marty Sheargold
43:02sorry no no no
43:04I'm not going to do
43:05that
43:06well the Newcastle
43:07Jets did secure
43:08the premiership
43:09after drawing 2-2
43:10with Melbourne
43:10victory in a game
43:12that saw attendance
43:12skyrocket
43:13though not in the
43:14way you'd expect
43:16picked the best
43:17defences in this
43:18competition
43:19this season
43:20look
43:21few seagulls
43:23I'm sure it'll be
43:23fine
43:24they'll fly away
43:25it won't take away
43:25anything from the
43:26game
43:26this is crazy
43:28sky
43:28look at the
43:29seagulls
43:31they say it's
43:32good luck when a
43:32bird poos on you
43:33surely there's a
43:34limit
43:36to the NRL
43:37now where
43:37Broncos player
43:38Katoni Staggs
43:39managed to play
43:40through an injured
43:41plantar fascia
43:42and if you don't
43:43know what that
43:43means don't worry
43:44we've got Jonathan
43:45Thurston to explain
43:46it in the medium
43:47of facial expression
43:48obviously I snapped
43:49my plantar fascia
43:50last week
43:51and you know
43:52I had to get
43:53through it
43:56I guess that
43:56translates to bad
43:58yeah
44:00but lastly
44:01I want to talk
44:02about this
44:02I don't know
44:02if you've heard
44:03the news
44:03but I did
44:04an ancestry DNA
44:05test
44:05and it's come
44:06back that I'm
44:061.5% Indian
44:08okay
44:08wow
44:091.5%
44:10which they say
44:11is enough to get
44:12into the Indian
44:12Premier League
44:13cricket
44:13okay great
44:14not enough to do
44:15the accent
44:18I have been
44:19watching the IPL
44:21that is huge
44:21yeah
44:22and if you like me
44:23are looking to get
44:23into it and get to
44:24know the players
44:24I recommend starting
44:25here
44:26gotta be one of the
44:27greatest names
44:27in world
44:29Napoleon
44:34he's one of the best
44:34he's no
44:35Genghis Bin Laden
44:36but
44:36he's one of the best
44:40and that's my
44:40week in sport
44:41on that note
44:42we've got to take
44:42a break
44:42would you please
44:43thank Josh
44:56welcome back to the
44:58cheap seats
44:59sorry
44:59the show's still on
45:00we were tucking into
45:01our burrata
45:02it's a great
45:02Oscar
45:05you know what
45:09delicious
45:11what else is
45:12making news
45:13retro gaming is
45:14having a bit of a
45:15comeback with more
45:16people picking up the
45:17controller as part of
45:18their digital disconnect
45:20no better way to
45:21disconnect from digital
45:22than going digital
45:24this was an interesting
45:25story on Channel 9
45:27News Queensland
45:27and it's inspired
45:28this week's edition
45:29of
45:33reporter
45:35what's your best
45:36week goes to
45:37Channel 9's
45:38Ned Balm
45:38one of the
45:39friends of the
45:39show
45:40who
45:41had one of the
45:42greatest sign offs
45:42we've seen
45:43recent studies have
45:44also shown that
45:44little hit of
45:45nostalgia can also
45:46benefit your
45:46mental health
45:47almost like
45:48passing that
45:49Mario level
45:49or beating the
45:50boss in
45:50Street Fighter 2
45:51excuse me
45:57unbelievable
45:58congratulations
45:59he was reporting
45:59on inflation
46:00it had nothing
46:01to do with
46:02congratulations
46:03congratulations
46:03Ned you are
46:04our
46:08reporter
46:09of the
46:10week
46:10on that note
46:11we have done
46:11a big thank you
46:12to Cheryl
46:12Celia Pakola
46:13and Josh
46:13Jack
46:15absolutely
46:15here we go
46:18excuse me
46:19Hanukkah
46:21I'll see you
46:21next week
46:22Heidi and the
46:23Chiefs
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