00:00Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in.
00:04All right?
00:05That's kind of our view, the Mike Vrabel, Deanna Rossini story.
00:08Yeah.
00:09I have said at least three times, I'm done with the story.
00:13Yeah, you have.
00:13And then there's always a new little wrinkle that comes up.
00:16Like, Mike Vrabel, I need to concentrate on my family,
00:20and I can't go to day three of the draft.
00:22And then there's pictures of him in, I think it was a Utah airport, right?
00:29By himself, buying women's jogging gear.
00:32Yeah, like a pale blue.
00:33And I'm saying to Mike, there you go.
00:35Thank you, guys.
00:36And the first thing I say when I see that is,
00:39if you're with your family and concentrating on your family,
00:43why aren't you traveling with your family?
00:47Now, I guess they have a vacation house in Salt Lake City.
00:49Okay.
00:50But they didn't go there together.
00:52So maybe the wife's like, I'm not traveling with you.
00:55I don't want to be seen with you.
00:56If you want to work on the family, we'll be in Salt Lake City.
01:01Show up or not.
01:02Right.
01:03And then I'm sorry to say this, but does a man who wants to repair his marriage
01:10buy his estranged wife a last-minute gift at the airport?
01:18Of course not.
01:19Does that appear to be something that's putting a lot of thought into,
01:23what am I going to buy her that's at least going to break the ice,
01:28that will make her at least be willing to sit on a couch and talk to me?
01:33The airport purchase is the, oh, my God, I forgot to get you something purchase.
01:40We've all done it.
01:41None of us have done it because we remembered to buy our significant other a gift.
01:47We did it because we forgot to buy our significant other a gift.
01:52The airport purchase, which is why the number one selling item outside of books at the airport
02:00is lingerie.
02:03What?
02:03Because men forget.
02:05Oh, snap.
02:07I was supposed to get her something on my business trip.
02:11Wink, wink.
02:11Uh-huh.
02:12Thank God the airport sells pasties.
02:15Now, on a counterpoint.
02:16Mike Vrabel's not working on his marriage.
02:19Hold on, hold on.
02:19Counterpoint.
02:20Go.
02:20What if Vrabel is notoriously cheap within his marriage?
02:25The guy's a multimillionaire.
02:26Doesn't mean anything.
02:27He's got a vacation house in Utah.
02:28Right.
02:29But that might be the worst house on the block.
02:31He might be notoriously cheap.
02:33Okay.
02:33Play it out for the sake of playing it out.
02:35By buying at the airport with that ridiculous markup,
02:39it shows that, honey, now I'm investing in the money.
02:42Literally, yes.
02:43Because that same powder blue hoodie that's $40 anywhere else is $120.
02:50It's at the airport.
02:51It's, frankly, if I'm Mrs. Vrabel, I'm not, obviously.
02:56The airport purchase grounds for divorce.
03:00Like, I'm willing to go to cheating.
03:02I'm willing to go to counseling.
03:04I'm willing to talk to you.
03:05I'm willing to save our marriage.
03:07I'm willing to save our family.
03:09But you bought me lingerie at the airport.
03:12He wasn't buying drawers.
03:13He was buying a hoodie.
03:14Whatever he bought, it's like you put no thought into it.
03:18All right, let's see.
03:19I can get the new Robert Ludlum book.
03:21Oh, and this powder blue jogging suit.
03:25Like, that's not a guy that's thinking.
03:27That's a guy that's forgetting.
03:29I don't believe that man also wants to actually save that marriage.
03:32No, I agree 100%.
03:33I don't think he wants to save that marriage.
03:34I think he just wants the story to go away.
03:36And by the way, he was back at practice yesterday.
03:38Oh, yeah.
03:38Or at the team facility.
03:39I don't know if it's practice yet.
03:40No, no.
03:40He was back at the facility.
03:41He took one day.
03:42You're telling me you went to Salt Lake City for Saturday to fix my marriage and tell
03:47my sons why they should still look at me without punching me in the face, right?
03:51I bought my wife for, oh, my God, I forgot to get you a gift gift at the airport.
03:57And 24 hours later, I'm back on a plane to New England.
04:00Yeah, that's right.
04:01That dude ain't fixing no marriage.
04:03And he doesn't want to.
04:04That's fine.
04:05By the way, no one said you have to stay married.
04:07Well, you pretty.
04:08Get divorced.
04:09Go live your life.
04:10Go live your life.
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