#video #Euphoria Season 3 Episode 2 | English Sub
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00:09Maddie arrived in the city with no money, a suitcase full of clothes, and a plan.
00:15Miss Pensler?
00:17Hi, I'm Maddie Perez. I read your Wall Street Journal profile, and I want to work for you.
00:22Oh, I appreciate that, but I'm not currently hiring.
00:26I know I'm not what you're looking for.
00:28I didn't go to USC. I didn't even apply to college. My parents were immigrants.
00:33I know my generation's entitled, but I don't believe anybody owes me anything.
00:37I'm not a victim, I won't be an HR nightmare, and I believe in capitalism.
00:43Well, that's refreshing.
00:51Dispenza's office, Maddie speaking.
00:53Please hold.
00:56It's Annie.
01:01Hello, darling.
01:03Yes, she's new.
01:05Her name's Maddie.
01:07But it's hard to be successful when you're not allowed to work.
01:10We're not victims of circumstance.
01:13We need to make tough decisions.
01:14A statewide order for people to stay at home.
01:22Mom, it's fine. The riots haven't gotten here yet.
01:26Yes, I have the bear spray.
01:29All across America, young, free people who didn't give a flying fuck about a global pandemic packed their bags and
01:36went west.
01:39What if you get sick and die?
01:42I won't. I'm not old.
01:46Don't forget to share your location.
01:49Bye, Mommy.
01:51Kaylin!
01:54In pursuit of freedom.
01:56Fame and fortune.
02:03Maddie's company was paying her to stay home and do nothing.
02:07So, she decided to do something.
02:30Oh, wow.
02:32Have you always been this charismatic?
02:35I think so.
02:37It's really unique.
02:39So, do you really manage Dylan Reed?
02:42I'm so down to earth.
02:44I work!
02:45It's what I do!
02:46It's the pandemic.
02:48I mean, don't take it so personally.
02:49Everybody has had it with this thing.
02:51People are dying out there.
02:53Nobody's working.
02:54I'm not nobody!
02:55Baby, I know.
02:56I'm Dylan fucking Reed!
02:57Look, I think what you're doing on socials is the future.
03:01What you need is a career architect and I'd love to manage you.
03:09Ta-da!
03:13And Maddie began to introduce Caitlyn around town.
03:16I like your new friend.
03:17Client.
03:20She got a big following?
03:21Not yet.
03:25Maybe I can help.
03:26Once she hit a million followers.
03:28Don't watch out.
03:29I'm coming out.
03:29I'm coming out.
03:30I'm coming in.
03:32It was time to cash in.
03:33Everyone say drill or something.
03:34Ready?
03:35One, two, three, drill!
03:38So, I'm okay with like sexy shoots, but not really any like nudity.
03:44Yeah, it's important to have a moral code.
03:47A lot of these girls don't.
03:49Plus, we can imply nudity.
03:52Side boob, under boob, camel toe, little ass cheek.
03:55Feet.
03:56Feet?
03:57Feet.
03:58It's a huge fucking market.
04:00Dirty feet.
04:01Ew.
04:01Feet being cleaned.
04:02Okay.
04:03Someone kissing your feet.
04:05Like who?
04:06Whoever the fuck you want.
04:07We'll build it up a toe at a time.
04:08Okay.
04:16Mom, calm down.
04:18Yeah, I put the money in the account.
04:21Your rent check is gonna clear, I promise.
04:25No, I don't have time for a boyfriend.
04:27Manny!
04:38Good way I smell.
04:44Manny!
04:49This baby me go.
04:51How long ago?
04:53She's very talented.
04:56In her own way.
04:59She's single?
05:01and a huge fan.
05:06Hey.
05:07Hi.
05:08I'm Caitlin.
05:09Maddie said the nicest things about you.
05:11She's so sweet.
05:14What are you drinking?
05:16Old-fashioned.
05:19What the fuck is this?
05:23That's fake news.
05:25She's not in porn.
05:26Call me old-fashioned,
05:27but if you're sucking your toes
05:28and spreading your beaver,
05:29that's porn.
05:29The norms are changing.
05:31Not that much.
05:32Girls like Caitlin are going mainstream.
05:33It's a booming industry.
05:37Are you taking a commission?
05:40What are you making?
05:42Not enough.
05:43You have got to be fucking kidding me.
05:45Look, my mom's salon closed down
05:47during the pandemic,
05:48so I've been helping her.
05:49Boo-hoo!
05:50We represent actors,
05:51not fucking porno people.
05:53Well, there's a new middle ground
05:54where you can transition these...
05:55No, no.
05:55Listen to me.
05:57Dylan is a star.
05:58Maybe not a movie star,
05:59but a television star.
06:00His career could last 30 or 40 years
06:03if, if his libido doesn't become
06:05front-page fucking news.
06:08Okay.
06:09Okay?
06:10Okay, I understand.
06:12Don't let this happen again.
06:14Okay.
06:15Good.
06:21She couldn't afford to lose
06:23the stability Penzler provided,
06:26so she was forced to let Caitlin go.
06:28I'm sorry.
06:30I just don't have the time you deserve.
06:46And a year later,
06:47this video is for anyone
06:49who doesn't believe you can make
06:50a real living on here.
06:52This is what I made last month.
06:54$700,000.
06:56So if you're thinking
06:58of starting an account,
06:59do it!
07:01And use my promo code.
07:04Cut!
07:08And if Maddie had followed her instincts,
07:10she wouldn't be an assistant.
07:15She'd actually be successful.
07:32How much is that dog in the window?
07:38The one with the waggly tail?
07:44How much is that dog in the window?
07:49Ay! Ay!
07:50Pull!
07:55Come on, baby!
07:57Pull!
08:02Oh, man.
08:04She fires like a whore's asshole.
08:07Love this shit.
08:09Yeah.
08:11You know,
08:12more than 200 years ago.
08:15Motherfuckers were leaving
08:16the safety of their log cabins
08:18to ride out west.
08:20They didn't know
08:21what they'd encounter.
08:22Outlaws, Indians, grizzlies.
08:25No fucking endeavor.
08:27It was the role of the die.
08:32Worse it is,
08:34what am I facing?
08:39And who are you?
09:01Alamo had me knee-deep in pig shit.
09:14And cleaning up any trace of Tish.
09:26Tish wasn't the first person I knew to die of a fentanyl overdose.
09:34But it was the first death I'd help cover up.
09:40Laurie, Laurie, Laurie, Laurie, that shit you sold me was laced with fentanyl.
09:45Well, you hang out with whores,
09:47so who knows what they were doing.
09:49I'm sorry when you do something wrong.
09:51You got to make amends.
09:53Simple concept of reparations.
09:55How about you take your reparations
09:57and shove them up your nigger ass?
09:59Oh, we about to make this a race thing now.
10:01Is that how we're doing this?
10:02You're the one talking about reparations?
10:05They're reparations for all kind of shit, you dumb fuck motherfucker.
10:09War, injustice, economics.
10:11It ain't just a motherfucking black thing.
10:13I'm trying to be fucking fair with you.
10:15And now you're coming with some bullshit.
10:17We're not giving you a dime for a mistake we didn't make.
10:20What Laurie didn't realize is that it was a mistake they made.
10:26Wayne had forgotten to tell Faye to clean the scale.
10:30And the problem with fentanyl is it's so strong,
10:34it only takes a few grains to kill you.
10:36And unfortunately for Tish, it had made its way into the ecstasy.
10:40I ain't asking for money.
10:42Then what do you want?
10:44I'll take your girl. Rule.
10:47Not happening.
10:48She owes me money.
10:51Well, consider a debt settled.
10:54What do you give a shit about Rue?
10:55She's half retarded.
10:58Maybe God brought us together.
11:00I'm really happy for you, Alma.
11:02God always puts you together with very young women.
11:05Rue belongs to us.
11:08You killed one of my bitches.
11:10I'm taking one of yours.
11:17You're a real fucking pig!
11:20The fuck you call me?
11:22You call me a pig?
11:24Oh, first it's a black thing.
11:26And that's a fucking pig thing?
11:28You calling me...
11:45I couldn't shake the feeling that I had made a deal with the devil.
11:58At least I was free.
12:06After that...
12:09Alamo gave me 300 bucks and told me I was promoted.
12:17I'm not saying believing in God delivered me from Rory.
12:21But how else could I explain my good fortune?
12:30For the first time in a long time, things were looking up.
12:48And the job definitely had its perks.
12:55Yo.
13:00Alamo hired a female.
13:03Eh, yeah. Basically, dude.
13:06Yeah.
13:07All right, dude.
13:08We got...
13:09Kett, Molly, 2C, GHB, cocoa or crystal.
13:12All on tap.
13:14No drinking, no drugging, no fucking on the clock.
13:28Hey.
13:31Keep the customers in line. Keep the bitches happy.
13:33And me and you, we gonna get along fine.
13:36All right.
13:36All right.
13:39Dismiss.
13:40Dismiss.
13:40I got it, yeah.
13:41Yeah.
13:44Oh!
13:52Mr. Rolex comes to the party.
13:53When we back, do a band, come sexy, do y'all dance
13:59Get it set, get it set
14:05Get it set, get it set
14:49Yes, please
14:58Did you shower today?
15:01Here's a whistle
15:16Oh, yeah
15:39Anyone hurt from Tish?
15:41No, no, no
15:41She ain't picking up my calls
15:44She probably got tired of this fucking place
15:51You gotta work harder, kiddo
15:54Yeah
15:57I had no idea if we knew you did it
16:17I said I never gave you nothing, huh?
16:28Where are you going?
16:30Nowhere, really
16:31Got some party leftovers
16:36Do you want to have some fun?
16:39I mean
16:56Angel was a hellcat
17:02But I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss Jules
17:12A few years ago
17:14I used to visit her in the city
17:17She was in art school
17:18And I didn't have much going on
17:29But I never quite felt like it did in high school
17:33Too much had happened between us
17:36And I wasn't in a great place
17:42I had relapsed
17:43I had relapsed
17:47Bad
17:48Hey, Mom, it's through again
17:54I don't really have anywhere to go right now
18:01I know you don't want me around Gia or anything
18:07But, um
18:08I was just hoping that you could answer the phone
18:10So I could talk to you
18:11Because I really need to come home, Mom
18:15I really need to come home, Mom
18:22I'm sorry
18:23I'm sorry for everything
18:25But I'm clean now
18:26You know, I'm good
18:27So
18:29Yeah, just, um
18:31Call me back, okay?
18:37And to be honest
18:40I haven't really been sober since
18:49Rochelle! Rochelle!
18:50I'm calling you in a fucking night
18:51Let's fucking go, ladies!
18:53Come on, chop, chop!
18:55Let's get this fucking money
18:56It's a Friday night
18:57Stop her talking
19:00I'm not arguing with you, Magic
19:02You cannot wear it on the floor
19:03It's a certified boner killer
19:05But I can win 12 grand in this lawsuit
19:07I don't give a fuck
19:10Who are you talking to?
19:15I don't speak Spanish
19:16If you don't take that fucking thing off
19:19And get out there
19:20And make this money
19:21We're gonna have a real problem
19:22Let me take it
19:23Let me wear it
19:24Please, take your brokeneck ass out there
19:27And get this money
19:28Come on
19:29There ain't but one thing that's worse
19:30Than being called a nigga
19:32And that's a fucking pig
19:33You know what a pig is?
19:35A motherfucker that eats his own shit
19:37Any kind of shit
19:38All kind of shit
19:40I look like a shit-eating nigga to you?
19:42I mean, maybe a dog-ass nigga
19:44But not a pig, though
19:45You ever been called a pig before?
19:48I don't recall
19:49But look, niggas love bacon
19:51Nigga, shut the fuck up
20:03This girl up here, god damn
20:06She'd make a eunuch stand up
20:09What happened with Tish, huh?
20:11Fell in love
20:13Yeah, at your house
20:14Fucking matter where
20:15Bitch fell in love
20:18Ain't you got money to make?
20:24Yeah
20:27What's up, Filler?
20:29She'd been mad all day
20:34All the fucking insults
20:36She could've took from the English language
20:38That bitch, Laurie
20:39Called me a motherfucking pig
20:40Why a pig?
20:42That's a million-dollar question
20:43I wouldn't dwell on it
20:44Yeah, you wouldn't
20:45You ain't the one she called a pig
20:46So what?
20:47Cause the bitch ain't never called me a pig before
20:50So I'm thinking
20:51What brought that to the tip of a tongue?
20:53It ain't like it escalated a pig
20:54It just went to pig
20:55Yeah, what was her tone, though?
20:58The tone?
20:58Yeah, I mean, like
20:59Was she hella angry?
21:00It ain't about the tone, it's the word
21:01Fuck you
21:02I can come back from
21:03But
21:04Look, you and all this pig shit
21:06Making my penis off
21:07I'm going to go see what these all's done
21:09Fuck out of here
21:15Please, sis, just call me back
21:17Cause I'm fucking getting worried about you
21:22I don't fucking care where you
21:23What you're doing, bitch
21:25But I just
21:25Just call me
21:27I've been calling you 20 times
21:29You don't answer
21:30Just call me back
21:34You can just tell me you're fine
21:40I love you
21:50Bitches forgetting I'm the motherfucker who put her cracker ass on the map
21:53Yeah, we're nothing but a fucking junkie from the burbs
21:57Yeah, I remember
21:59Yeah, she certainly don't
22:02Maybe it's time we reminded her
22:06All right
22:09Shit, mira por donde vas, coño
22:15Fuck
22:16Watch it
22:17That bitch will sue you
22:18I see that
22:21Thanks
22:44How long have you worked here?
22:4615 years
22:48Best job I've ever had
22:52What'd you do before?
22:56Nothing good
22:59Same
23:16Welcome to paradise, kid
23:23The problem with Uber is there's so much time to think about shit
23:27Just on the road all day
23:29Just fucking thinking
23:31You know
23:31Like, why didn't Gia text me back?
23:34Why haven't I talked to my mom in two years?
23:36Why am I not with Jules?
23:38Why?
23:38You want to be with Jules?
23:40I'm just saying
23:41Like, these are the thoughts that I have when I'm driving
23:42But when I'm at the Silver Slipper
23:44It's a completely different fucking thing, you know
23:46It's a whole different ball game
23:47I'm, like, problem solving left and right
23:50I don't even think about Jules, honestly
23:52Yeah, that sounds healthy
23:54Yeah
23:59But the sugar baby thing is a little weird, right?
24:01Every girl I meet's a sugar baby
24:02It sounds all weird
24:04Yeah, but you don't do it
24:07I'm not a fucking hooker
24:12Right
24:16Maybe I should reach out to her
24:18And do what?
24:19Lecture her?
24:20Just, like, catch up, you know?
24:24Even though you don't think about her?
24:27Yeah
24:28Where are you going?
24:30I have a meeting
24:31With who?
24:35What?
24:39Cassie?
24:42No fucking way
24:43She DM'd me
24:44Oh, wow
24:47Round two, baby?
24:49Ding, ding, ding
24:51Man, I miss high school
24:52I don't
24:57I wanna be loved by you
25:00Just you
25:02Nobody else but you
25:05Cassie's DM was the first time
25:07Maddie had heard from her since high school
25:12It was a shame she was with Nate
25:14Cassie was exactly the kind of girl
25:16You'd dream of signing
25:17Beautiful, but directionless
25:20And Slyah
25:21Bill B
25:29So desperate for attention
25:30She's willing to humiliate herself
25:32There you go
25:34She's good
25:36She's good
25:37Bumbo
25:38I wanna be loved by you
25:40Alone
25:43Those are the kind of girls you can really mind
25:45Butter up
25:46Why was she reaching out now?
25:49After all these years
25:50What does she want?
25:53Do you ever feel like your life can be bigger?
25:55Me?
25:57No
25:58Even though you're just a housekeeper?
26:00Si
26:01America
26:03My dream
26:04Nobody else but you
26:07The dee-lee-dee-lee-dee-lee-dum
26:10Boop-boop-be-doop
26:39Welcome to the peninsula
26:40Wow
26:44You got your reserve seats right here
26:46Oh, thank you
26:47Is there anything else for you?
26:48I'll be right back
26:48Come on
26:58No
27:00No
27:01No
27:01Oh, my God.
27:33No, the director loves her. I just think it should be a meeting pending an offer.
27:39Yeah. Okay, thanks. Bye.
27:42Sorry I'm late. It's been such a crazy day.
27:45Hi.
27:47You look amazing.
27:48Can I start you ladies off with some drinks?
27:50Yeah. Can we get two Aperol Spritz?
27:52I'll be right back.
27:57So, here we are.
28:01Here we are.
28:07Looking back, I should have asked for permission.
28:12Permission? Your blessing.
28:14What Nate and I were feeling for each other was obviously real.
28:17Otherwise, we wouldn't be getting married.
28:20But I feel like I found the love of my life at the expense of the other love of my
28:25life.
28:27It was at that moment Maddie realized that this dumb bitch waited years for that ring just to clear her
28:32conscience.
28:34Sorry.
28:34So, Maddie decided to go in for the kill.
28:37I forgive you.
28:46It was the third Aperol Spritz that brought the truth out.
28:51I just feel like if more people knew me, I would be huge.
28:57Define huge.
28:59Like, when I throw a pool party, I am the center of the attention.
29:03You should see how upset these wives get with their husbands.
29:07Well, that's because out there you're a big fish in a small pond.
29:10But what if I was a big fish in a big pond?
29:14Mmm, the market's just oversaturated with a lot of girls like you.
29:18But how are all these girls making so much money when I am way prettier than them?
29:24Promotion.
29:25Knowing the right people.
29:29Having good taste.
29:31What do you mean, taste?
29:34The ability to discern quality and a high aesthetic standard.
29:37Oh, I have that.
29:39Don't I have that?
29:41You want my professional opinion?
29:43Yes.
29:44Fuck.
29:44Finally.
29:45I mean, this is why I'm here.
29:48That's why you're here?
29:50I'm here to apologize to you.
29:52I did not even think we were going to get into this conversation.
29:55Yeah, the doggy video.
29:56It's fun and it's campy, but it's not sexy.
30:00And it's not timeless.
30:03But it's cute, though.
30:06It just feels a little desperate.
30:07It feels like you're trying way too hard instead of just being.
30:12Being what?
30:13Yourself.
30:15Who am I?
30:16That's a really good question.
30:18Well, no, because I can be anything.
30:21I mean, I know you're really, really busy, but I really want this.
30:29I need this.
30:33Is Nate okay with you doing noobs?
30:37Oh, yeah.
30:38I mean, he's so supportive.
30:42As long as I just don't post it on the main page.
30:45Well, then, let's have some fun.
30:56Hey, you wanna?
30:58Hello, Mr. Cat.
30:59I wanna, wanna, wanna.
31:01Make love to you, girl.
31:04You know I wanna.
31:05Oh, you're funny.
31:06Look who the cat dragged in.
31:08You got anything to drink?
31:14The last five years had been humiliating for Cal.
31:18He went from being the town's top real estate developer
31:22to a broke sexual deviant who narrowly avoided prison.
31:30I saw you at Cassie selling pictures of herself online.
31:36Where'd you hear that?
31:38Guy you go to slaw with.
31:41What's slaw?
31:42Sex and love addicts.
31:43Right, right.
31:45I don't know.
31:45She's doing these, um, pin-up style photo shoots.
31:49You have financial issues.
31:51Me?
31:51You.
31:53No.
31:54No, no.
31:55No, I'm good.
31:58Trust me, Dad.
31:59I'm good.
32:00But Nate was far from good.
32:02I had a brilliant idea.
32:04I want better angels
32:06to be the sole supplier of afterlife innovation
32:09to the Sun Settler community.
32:11What are you talking about?
32:15Naz, I'm talking about you and I
32:16in business together.
32:19Money.
32:20Listen.
32:21Our problem
32:23is not just going to go away.
32:25I'm not your problem.
32:26The problem is the fucking
32:28bureaucratic bullshit in California.
32:30Now, do you know,
32:32do you know how long it takes
32:33to get a seat in front of the fucking
32:35Planning and Zoning Commission in this state?
32:37No, and I really don't give a fuck, you know?
32:39Yeah, well, you should.
32:41Every fucking Californian shit,
32:43they make it impossible
32:43for a hardworking person to do business
32:45the right way.
32:46Well, my business is fucking booming.
32:49I got the meeting, right, with the P and Z.
32:52The plans are going to pass.
32:54You don't need to worry about a thing.
32:55I'm not worried.
32:56You should be the one that's worried.
32:59You know why?
33:00Because you owe me $550,000.
33:05And by next week,
33:07that's going to be $600,000.
33:10That's $600,000.
33:11Yeah.
33:12So,
33:13what I suggest
33:14is you pay me $100,000
33:16by this Friday.
33:18By this Friday?
33:19$100,000?
33:21Yeah, this Friday.
33:23Think of it as a way
33:24to regain my confidence.
33:32Yeah.
33:33No problem.
33:35Yeah, my word.
33:36I'll see you Friday.
33:37Let's make some fucking money.
33:47I'm not getting into the morality
33:49of OnlyFans with you.
33:51Once you give in to temptation,
33:53it knows no limits.
33:54I'm speaking from experience.
33:56Yeah.
33:57I'm well aware.
33:58I didn't start by having sex with men.
34:01My first affair was with a very sexy woman.
34:04What Cassie's doing and what you did
34:07are not the same thing, Dad.
34:09I was chasing pleasure
34:10instead of being grateful
34:11for what I had at home.
34:13You're gay.
34:14You're in denial,
34:15and it came out in very weird ways.
34:17I'm not gay.
34:18I was a hedonist.
34:20You fucked men in the ass.
34:23So?
34:23How is that not gay?
34:25I was a pitcher, not a catcher.
34:26I'm not getting into this debate with you again.
34:29I have investors coming over.
34:31I need to have a clear head, please.
34:33Investors?
34:33Yeah.
34:34I thought you closed the round.
34:36Well, I'm opening a new round.
34:38Angel!
34:41You throw one more fucking shoe at me,
34:43I'm gonna knock you the fuck out!
34:48I bet your tides made you a double.
34:50Mm.
34:50I got you.
34:52I'm in touch.
34:54Angel!
34:55I'm in touch with you, y'all.
34:57Fuck!
34:58Fuck LMO!
35:00And fuck all the bitch ass
35:01taking that word for them!
35:03Including you!
35:04Fucking bitch liar!
35:06Oh, I'm a bitch now.
35:07Yeah, you're a bitch.
35:08I'm a bitch now.
35:09You like that shit?
35:10You like that?
35:11No!
35:12No, I don't like that!
35:12You fucking don't!
35:13You bitch shit!
35:14You crazy fucking ass!
35:15Knock it off!
35:18I sure...
35:20We can keep doing this shit,
35:21or we can talk.
35:28Yeah, fine.
35:29Let's talk.
35:30Let's talk!
35:37My best friend's missing.
35:41The aunt is your clothes.
35:46She's not answering the fucking phone.
35:49Everyone's telling me she'd run away
35:51with some fucking guy.
35:55Fucking bullshit.
35:57Fucking bullshit.
36:04She already...
36:07No.
36:13No.
36:14No.
36:17No.
36:21For no.
36:25I'm sorry.
36:43No.
36:44No.
36:45No.
36:46No.
36:47No.
36:49No!
37:02I'll be out here.
37:12I'll be out here.
37:19Angel began the spiral.
37:26I want my money back.
37:28This is bullshit.
37:29Hey, listen, listen.
37:30You're not gonna give me your life.
37:31No, no.
37:32She's unconscious.
37:33I paid the money for the dance.
37:34She didn't give me the dance.
37:36I get the money.
37:36That's how it works.
37:40You got work.
38:01You okay?
38:09Maybe she goes to rehab or I kick her ass in the curb.
38:12That's it.
38:13No, she's not gonna be able to afford rehab.
38:16I can.
38:18Wait, really?
38:21Wow, that's really, really nice of you.
38:24They own as many clubs as I do.
38:26Pays to have those places on speed dial.
38:31Right.
38:33You know, Angel, she's a little feisty.
38:38The only bird that tells me you got a real good thing going on.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Well, I've never been on this side of an intervention before.
38:50Listen here.
38:54You do this thing, might be another promotion in it for you.
38:59Gotcha.
39:05Suck my big, fat fucking dick, bitch!
39:08I'm never going through no fucking rehab!
39:10Okay, listen.
39:11I'm never going through no fucking rehab!
39:13Stop.
39:13Stop.
39:14It's like a paid fucking vacation.
39:15Uh-huh, uh-huh.
39:16I don't need no help!
39:18I don't need no help!
39:20And sometimes they take you bowling!
39:23They take you bowling!
39:24It's fine!
39:25Just go!
39:27Just go!
39:28Just go!
39:29No!
39:30Don't fuck with me!
39:43You know, life is precious.
39:50I don't know about that.
39:54This is a weird place.
39:56California?
39:58You know more people go missing here than anywhere else in America.
40:06It's like there's a big magnet under the soil.
40:11Attracting evil.
40:23Death is not a niche market.
40:25You know, we absolutely believe that Sun Settlers is a nationwide business.
40:30Alright, so if I send you my mother-in-law, you promise to kill her?
40:34With dignity and grace.
40:37I'll take it.
40:41Hi!
40:43I have to show you something.
40:45What?
40:45A policy.
40:51So you're already expanding.
40:53The demand is just too big.
40:56Okay, dude, how do I get in on this?
40:58Well, you'd actually have to be rich.
41:01Fuck you, I'm rich.
41:04We're oversubscribed.
41:09Oh, wow.
41:10Keep flipping.
41:13Baseball.
41:17Why are you dressed as a baby?
41:19Oh, it's a whole subculture.
41:21Babies?
41:22Adult babies.
41:23Ew.
41:24Who wants to see an adult baby?
41:26Some people do.
41:27It's huge.
41:28I keep getting all these requests.
41:30Teething rings.
41:31Bassinets.
41:32Some people even want to see me wear a diaper.
41:35What?
41:35That's sick.
41:36I know, right?
41:38A hundred thousand dollars.
41:40It means nothing to me.
41:42Well, how much did Fred put in?
41:44A lot more than that.
41:46Then why are you doing it?
41:48Well, if I don't, someone else will.
41:50It's just supply and demand.
41:51What the fuck?
41:53An adult baby?
41:54That's what I said.
41:55Why?
41:56Well, why would you do that?
41:58I guess Nate can't afford the wedding.
42:01Trust me.
42:02Nate can afford the wedding.
42:04What I saw was extremely disturbing.
42:09Hun.
42:10I'll look into it.
42:17I know, I've seen good ones.
42:21Come here.
42:22What?
42:23Cass, come here.
42:25We can throw all the way.
42:27Okay.
42:28Hey.
42:29Show me your phone.
42:32Why?
42:33This is serious.
42:37Did you say something?
42:39No.
42:39About what?
42:41I'm not gonna show you my phone.
42:43Why not?
42:44You hiding something?
42:46No.
42:46Because the whole town's talking about how my wife-to-be spread eagles on the internet.
42:51Hey guys, thanks for the party.
42:52Of course.
42:52Bye.
42:53Thank you for coming.
42:54Bye.
42:55See you pal.
42:55Hey, drive safe.
42:57Bye.
42:57Bye.
42:58You did say something.
42:59I swear to God, I would never.
43:01Andy's wife is talking about it.
43:03How does Andy's wife know that I have an OnlyFans?
43:05Because she's home alone with a newborn.
43:07Oh, fuck her.
43:08She's uninvited from the wedding.
43:09This isn't about Andy's wife.
43:11This is about you and what you're doing behind my back.
43:13Uh, you gave me permission.
43:16And if you weren't having money problems, then this wouldn't even be a thing.
43:19It's not that I can't afford $60,000.
43:2250.
43:22Whatever.
43:23Whatever.
43:23This is the biggest day of our lives.
43:25Just delete the account.
43:27Pay for the flowers.
43:28I will get you all the flowers that you want if you just delete this account now, please.
43:38Oh, fucking blackmail.
43:46Excuse me, Mr. Nate.
43:48Uh-huh.
43:49Do you want me to save any of the food?
43:51Sure.
43:52The patties?
43:53Yeah.
43:54What about the hot dogs?
43:55Okay.
43:56The macaroni?
43:57No.
43:58The cheese?
44:00No.
44:01The potato salad?
44:03Yeah.
44:03The vegetables?
44:04No.
44:05What about the fruit salad?
44:06Juana.
44:06Juana, please.
44:07The cookies?
44:08Juana, enough.
44:09Stop, stop, stop.
44:11Juana, I'm gonna kill you.
44:22Happy now?
44:25Relieved.
44:26How about you?
44:28I'm ecstatic.
44:31Thanks, babe.
44:32Mm.
44:33Of course.
44:40Should we go?
44:42We should go.
44:43Mm-hmm.
44:44Yeah, let's go.
44:46Great party, man.
44:47See you later, buddy.
44:48Yeah.
44:49Great party.
44:50Yeah, bye.
44:53Juana, save those pigs in a blanket.
45:40Uh, this is Hope Springs, right?
45:42Yeah.
45:44I have a patient.
45:47You're Kralimo?
45:51Yeah.
45:52Yeah.
45:53We've been expecting you.
45:58New arrival.
46:20I'm scared.
46:22Hey.
46:23It's gonna be okay.
46:25Hey.
46:26It's gonna be okay.
46:29It's not gonna be that long, and I'll be back, and I'll pick you up.
46:33You promise?
46:34Yeah.
46:36You promise?
46:37Yeah, I promise.
46:38Come on.
46:43Come on.
46:50Here, cut.
46:51Let's go.
46:57Let's go.
47:30Uh, do I need to fill anything out?
47:32No.
47:34There's no paperwork?
47:37Nope.
47:40Okay.
48:01Uh, yeah, I just dropped her off.
48:03Copy that.
48:05Um, I'm a little worried about her, though.
48:09God helps those who help themselves.
48:15Shit.
48:30I just grew up in a house with a lot of secrets.
48:34And a lot of lies.
48:37I just don't ever want to be in that situation again.
48:41I understand.
48:42I'm sorry.
48:47I'm gonna tell you something that might make you angry.
48:51What?
48:53Maddie's been helping me.
48:55My Maddie?
48:57No, my Maddie.
48:58You're talking about my ex-girlfriend?
49:00She was my best friend.
49:02Okay, so the same Maddie.
49:04We're friends again.
49:05And how did that happen?
49:07I reached out.
49:08She's an expert.
49:10At what?
49:11Social media.
49:13You mean porn.
49:14It's not porn, it's erotica.
49:16Oh, is that what Maddie told you?
49:17No, I'm telling you.
49:20What do you think she wants?
49:22To be my friend again.
49:27And to manage me.
49:28Yeah, well your career is over.
49:33Well, I invited her to the wedding.
49:37As revenge?
49:40I had to break her to you, babe.
49:43But not everyone's in love with you.
49:48Yeah.
49:59Oh, I love your big fat fucking cock.
50:04Oh, fuck.
50:05Oh, God damn.
50:06Don't stop.
50:08Don't stop.
50:11Don't stop.
50:12Oh, fuck with that?
50:18Who cares?
50:19Oh, shit.
50:22Oh, shit.
50:23Oh, shit.
50:25Oh, shit.
50:26Oh, shit.
50:27Oh, shit.
50:30Oh, shit.
50:44Is that a dinosaur?
50:48I'm gonna find out.
50:51Hey!
50:52Come on.
50:52How the fuck is that?
50:54Oh, shit.
50:55Big fucker.
50:58You gotta be kidding me.
51:00Come on.
51:01Get.
51:02Motherfucker.
51:03Lieutenant Dan, you're fired.
51:06Let's go to the next one.
51:08Fat piece of shit.
51:11Hey, she pissed all over the carpet.
51:13Oh, shit.
51:14I'm gonna get you.
51:15Get.
51:17You gotta go this way.
51:18Oh, shit.
51:20Oh, shit.
51:20I stepped in here.
51:22Oh, my God.
51:23Oh, shit.
51:25Oh, shit.
51:26Oh, shit.
51:31Oh, shit.
51:35Oh, shit.
51:36I remember the Alamo.
51:37Oh, shit.
51:38I said we'll be here in about five minutes.
51:39Oh, shit.
51:41Yeah.
51:42That's perfect.
51:43Got the whole party there.
51:45Oh, shit.
51:53Don't you look?
52:30Don't you look?
52:54Don't you look?
53:26Don't you look at me?
53:27Where are you living?
53:28Right now, I'm on Lexi's couch, but sometimes Men's home.
53:33Sometimes my van.
53:37But I'm going to get my own place soon.
53:40Nothing as fancy as this, though.
53:44So you're working?
53:46Yeah.
53:47At a strip club.
53:49It's managerial stuff.
53:51But surrounded by a lot of beautiful women.
53:54There's a lot of temptation.
53:57And I guess because I'm in a position of power,
53:59the girls, like, throw themselves at me.
54:05You're sober?
54:07Yeah.
54:08California's sober.
54:09Sometimes I drink.
54:11Sometimes I smoke a little bit of weed.
54:13But, uh, I avoid things that can destroy my life.
54:23Yet you showed up here.
54:26Well, you think you're dangerous?
54:30I think over time it's easy to romanticize things.
54:35Forget details.
54:37Yeah, but you don't ever get nostalgic?
54:41I mean, I don't miss high school.
54:43Or the suburbs.
54:45Or...
54:46Us.
54:50Were we ever good together?
54:53Back then?
54:57Not really.
55:00Exactly.
55:02So I'm assuming the whirlwind romance thing is off the table.
55:09I don't think my boyfriend would approve.
55:11Oh.
55:13Boyfriend.
55:14I don't know.
55:15So it's a real relationship.
55:21Not just, like, a...
55:23Financial agreement?
55:26Where'd you get that idea?
55:29I don't know.
55:30This apartment.
55:33He wasn't using it.
55:35Okay, well...
55:36Where is he then?
55:38Is that his place?
55:41Yeah, with his family.
55:46I see.
55:49You disapprove?
55:50No, I'm just saying.
55:51This guy's living like a double life.
55:52That's not a fucking red flag to you?
55:55What if his wife's okay with it?
56:00She is?
56:03I don't think people are meant to be monogamous.
56:11So what you're saying is I still have a chance?
56:17You can't just show up after all this time and think everything's gonna be the same.
56:33Fuck.
56:34Love is pure gold.
56:37And time of steam.
56:43We're late.
56:46Love is really.
56:54I'm gonna take a bath.
56:55I'm gonna take a bath.
56:57Uh, okay.
56:58I'll just, uh, finish my drink.
57:00And I'll hit the road.
57:06You're not gonna keep me company?
57:07You speak love to me.
57:09You speak love to me.
57:11You speak love to me, yes.
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