#video #Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 Episode 12 - Dates and Confused
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00:15Previously on The Low Deck Down Under.
00:21It moved.
00:23Hello.
00:24Hello.
00:25I've missed you.
00:29I'm going to bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:33I have to talk to her later, but I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:38Your head's not there.
00:39No.
00:39I develop feelings for Daisy, and it's only fair to everyone that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:44I can't let it keep going because it'll just get worse.
00:48You're going to try it out for you.
00:49Yeah.
00:50If my boobs chop, I apologize.
00:52I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing, and I'm happy for both Jenna and Eddie.
00:58Did I sound sincere?
01:01I like you, and I think that our friendship is strong.
01:06I'd rather maintain what we've got than to ruin what we've got.
01:10Right.
01:10I'm kind of confused, but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:15I'd love to hang out with you.
01:16Okay.
01:16Nothing changes.
01:17Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:20Tyler's flying in his glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:25It's a secret surprise.
01:27Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:29I heard.
01:29Did Tyler smuggle one arm?
01:31No.
01:33Oh, God.
01:34No.
01:35You didn't tell them.
01:36Jesus fucking Christ.
01:38What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:40Um, yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:42Okay, break it off the tube.
01:43Wait, what did you guys put in the eggs?
01:46Pardon?
01:46What flavor is the egg supposed to be?
01:48Yeah.
01:48Ben will tell you.
01:49It tastes like dish soap.
01:51But washing up, like all of the eggs.
01:55Let me see what's this.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:59Lamb chops while they're still warm.
02:01Hey, Daisy.
02:02Daisy.
02:02I've got my hands full.
02:04I feel like I'm the only person who's channeling my energy into the job.
02:08It really is starting to feel like a fucking joke.
02:10Guys, there's one of me.
02:11What's up?
02:12Why is there one of you?
02:13Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:15She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:29Daisy, service, please.
02:30Interior off radio communications, please.
02:33Guys, don't be on the line while they're docking, please.
02:36There's one of me.
02:37What's up?
02:38Why is there one of you?
02:39Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:40She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:43I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:46What do you want?
02:47Listen, we want the frittata done, please.
02:53She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
02:55She'd handle the stress really well.
02:57Oh, yeah.
02:59On go.
02:59I feel like I work pretty hard, and if the service is slow, there's a reason.
03:05I want to do this cake.
03:06Okay.
03:06Do you want to do a curd on top of the cake?
03:09Yeah.
03:10And in this case, Ben is in the wrong.
03:12How about you give me your pot washer for a minute to run plates?
03:17Thanks, man.
03:17Thanks, honey.
03:18Oh, I owe you one.
03:19That's a bean.
03:20That's a bean.
03:20Where's your honeypot?
03:22It's over there.
03:23Oh, there it is.
03:24Blinding.
03:26What do we owe you?
03:27Oh, five bucks.
03:29Five bucks.
03:30That's pretty good.
03:31Here, we've got some frittata as well.
03:33Would you like some?
03:34Yes, please.
03:34There's no soap in this one, is there?
03:36Salt?
03:37No soap?
03:38Soap.
03:40Oh, I don't know.
03:40You're the guinea pig.
03:42Thanks.
03:44That is tenders away, tenders away.
03:48Daisy, chill, okay?
03:49What's going on?
03:50Talk to me.
03:51It's just you.
03:51You're doing the whole breakfast.
03:52You're doing all of breakfast.
03:53Me and Jenna.
03:54Jenna's doing drinks.
03:54Okay, so you said there's one of you.
03:56Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.
03:57I just thought you were actually on your own.
04:00Christ.
04:02Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
04:04Copy.
04:05Is there any soap?
04:10It's an egg.
04:12Woo!
04:17Front of starboard dock is 1,000 meters and closing.
04:21How pretty is this?
04:22You can throw that to him now.
04:25Forward leading spring has been sent off.
04:27Tighten it up.
04:28Copy.
04:29All secure.
04:30Good work.
04:31So I've left common cards by your bed.
04:33We appreciate all the feedback.
04:35The cheesecakes cooking.
04:37Good stuff.
04:38I feel like everything happens for a reason.
04:40Yeah, I know what the reason is.
04:41So you can marry out.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:45Sweet.
04:47A bit windswept there.
04:49All right, what stood out the most?
04:52I've heard soapy eggs.
04:53Hmm, overall experience.
04:55We come back to that one.
04:59It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
05:01Already trying to send you over the edge.
05:03Yeah, I'm over the edge.
05:06Let us know if you can do anything.
05:07Thank you, thank you.
05:09Perfect.
05:10I've decided to gift Captain with a little gift.
05:12Can I have one of your cock rings?
05:14Oh, I don't know where they are.
05:16Give him a duct tape.
05:17Cock ring at any of your whites.
05:19Coffee.
05:19Another one down.
05:23Hello.
05:25That's Elisa's.
05:26Got one to her beard.
05:28I'm not stinking anymore.
05:30Well, somewhat not.
05:31I'm not switty.
05:32He wrote, like, a five-paragraph essay.
05:34I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom.
05:38Let's go.
05:40Wow, it feels like another reality out here.
05:43All right, y'all.
05:44Yay!
05:46Okay, give the ride for us.
05:48You guys are amazing.
05:50And this is for you.
05:51Oh!
05:52Yay!
05:54Perfect.
05:55Thank you for being here.
05:55Thanks for being here.
05:56Thank you, Al.
05:56Thank you very much for everything.
05:58We have all had the most memorable trip.
06:01Thank you very much.
06:02From everybody.
06:03And this is very well-deserved.
06:04I appreciate it.
06:05And I do have one more little competition.
06:09For the first person to jump off this marina,
06:13butt naked, gets $1,000.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16Cash!
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18$1,000.
06:19Let's go.
06:20Let's go.
06:27He's so close.
06:29He doesn't deserve it.
06:31He actually generally doesn't.
06:33I'm going to give this to you.
06:34I'm going to give you guys more cash than I had to my technique.
06:36He's going to have to share that with the crew anyway.
06:38Good job!
06:40We love your energy.
06:43All right, guys.
06:43Let's go.
06:44Bye, guys.
06:46Listen, everyone.
06:47Let's clean up.
06:48Let's get in our blues.
06:49Cool.
06:50Thank you very much.
06:52Oh.
06:53Yay!
06:54Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
06:58Wow.
07:00Jesus Christ.
07:01Wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:03It's coming.
07:03It's coming.
07:08Surely you don't.
07:09How do you get into it?
07:11It's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter guest, but...
07:15I just have to try it out.
07:18That's insane.
07:25They look great.
07:30I can't do the tip meeting like this.
07:35Attention all crew, please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.
07:40Copy.
07:40Ready, baby.
07:41What could have been better?
07:43Less soap.
07:47Charter five.
07:49All exhausted?
07:50Sufficiently.
07:50Okay.
07:52Okay.
07:53Well...
07:54Gally, what a stuff up.
07:56My egg tastes like dish soap.
07:58Literally, it tastes like dawn.
08:00It's unacceptable.
08:01Okay.
08:02Interior needs to actually crack down.
08:03Work together.
08:05In unison.
08:05Was there a Megamotist on board, I heard.
08:08Did Tyler smuggle one on?
08:10Mike smells the teeth.
08:11What?
08:11What the f***?
08:12This is just to see exactly what we can improve on.
08:15Righto?
08:15Well, the tip was 22,000.
08:17Okay.
08:18That's 1,600 per person.
08:20Plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for.
08:22So, it's 1,700.
08:24Nice.
08:25Thank you, Mikey.
08:26As you know, tips on vessels all go into a collective group.
08:29There's no ifs and buts.
08:30We all put in.
08:31We all share equally.
08:32No more.
08:32Thank you, L.O.
08:33It was a team effort, and we're all chipped in.
08:35I mean, I just chipped in a little bit more.
08:40Now, for the helmet.
08:43L.
08:44Oh.
08:45Well-deserved, well-deserved.
08:47I'll take it.
08:48I love it.
08:49I mean, come on.
08:51Soapy scramble?
08:52Yeah, of course I deserve this.
08:53I don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet than I am right now.
08:57Righto.
08:58I know you're all exhausted.
08:59I know we just got over the halfway mark, and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
09:03So, in saying that, the owner of Sandy Lane Marina has given you a villa to use this afternoon.
09:08There's going to be a pool there.
09:09There's a grill there.
09:10You can cook yourselves.
09:11Then you can come back here, and then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran and go for a
09:14trip to the...
09:15Yes.
09:15Whoa!
09:18Nice.
09:18Nice.
09:19I want you to really bond.
09:21This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
09:24I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
09:26We're halfway through the charters, they're tired,
09:28and hopefully this reset can bring some energy back into it,
09:31and we'll get through the rest of the season.
09:33We have a couple of good days off.
09:34The next day, it's a 7 a.m. start, okay?
09:37Sounds good.
09:38Copy that.
09:38Daisy, you wanna say something?
09:40Yeah, I've been pretty upset this trip.
09:42I've been seeing a lot of selfishness
09:44from different people.
09:45Whether that's regarding they think
09:47they work harder than other people.
09:49I've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew.
09:52It's been actually relentless,
09:53and the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behavior.
09:57We're a team.
09:59We all work as a team.
10:00It just can't happen again.
10:02Respect each other.
10:03We don't have to be petty.
10:04It's about just respecting each other.
10:07Yeah, I agree.
10:08Thank you very much.
10:09All right, let's go.
10:10Stunning, thank you, Captain.
10:12Alicia, I think you've stepped up really a lot.
10:16Don't. It's not funny.
10:18I don't think I work harder than everyone.
10:21Why do you think that was pointed at you?
10:23Because of what Mikey said.
10:25Mikey didn't say anything.
10:26Nice to presume, though.
10:27I think some people just need to relax.
10:29Ah, there we go again.
10:30Do that again, Mikey,
10:31and I swear there'll be a consequence.
10:34You're going to have to keep me away from him tonight.
10:36I'm like, is this real life?
10:39I'm talking to you about respect,
10:40and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect.
10:44Sorry.
10:45No.
10:46Not how it works.
10:47You can see I'm being attacked.
10:49So I'm going to react to it.
10:50Do you know what I mean?
10:50So what's the solution here?
10:52I don't know.
10:53I'm not the boss.
10:54So you're going to put this back on me?
10:56You're going to tell me that I have to sort.
10:58No, no, no.
10:59You're telling me.
10:59I'm saying I don't want to pick up other people.
11:02You can clearly see.
11:04This feels like this is being put on me.
11:07Can I ask you a favor?
11:08Yeah.
11:08Please, don't get defensive.
11:10But the thing is, it's my duty to tell you of a problem.
11:13Yes, of course.
11:14It's for you to deal with it.
11:15Yeah, but you see how you're talking to me right now?
11:17That's what I'm saying, Mike.
11:19Yeah.
11:19Not for me, eh?
11:20Yeah, of course.
11:21I work harder.
11:23Please stop worrying about the things that you cannot change.
11:26If you carry on to give reaction, you carry on to do that.
11:29Some people on this boat are so paranoid.
11:31It's ridiculous.
11:32She just needs to focus on herself and stop worrying about everyone else.
11:35I feel like Alicia is just trying to prove herself in this position
11:37by pointing me out to say that I'm not doing a good job
11:41to make herself look better.
11:43It's so annoying.
11:45She's the most toxic person I've ever met in my life.
11:55Interior, interior, Daisy.
11:57Before we get off the boat, I really want to finish cabins.
11:59Copy.
12:03Last ones.
12:05Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy.
12:07Oh, nice.
12:07Now I've got spare lashes for the weekend.
12:11We're done now, aren't we?
12:13All good.
12:13All good.
12:15How are you?
12:16Good, how are you?
12:16Good.
12:17Just depressed?
12:18Yeah.
12:19Yeah?
12:19Yeah.
12:23Oh, that's the lady I was looking for.
12:26Um, tomorrow, would you like to go for a drink or something like that?
12:29Yeah, I would love that.
12:30Would you like that?
12:30Yeah, perfect.
12:32Sounds good?
12:32Yeah, thank you.
12:35That's cute.
12:36I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating
12:38after three years, so it's scary.
12:41My problem is I'm a lover boy.
12:42I just wear my hat on my sleeve.
12:44My last relationship, I think I saw into it a lot deeper more than she did,
12:49and I just kind of ended up getting hurt from it.
12:51Fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now.
12:54Did I just go on a date?
12:55I think you're going on a date, though.
12:56I just been going on a date, Dad.
12:58I'm excited.
12:59We're wearing this.
13:00Get me off the post.
13:02You look beautiful, girl.
13:04Great to roll, ladies and gentlemen.
13:05You've got a big night the night with Ellie.
13:07No, I had a chat with it last night.
13:09He said how you fancy do you instead.
13:11F***ing ****.
13:13So, uh...
13:14Is the main then?
13:15Yeah.
13:16You know how I do.
13:17The Megan-Edie crew.
13:19F***ing hell.
13:21I mean, I've been waiting forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end.
13:25Now it's finally over, so I'm thinking if he had, like,
13:27I can finally make some moves with Ellie.
13:29Mike is back out of retirement.
13:32We're not messing about.
13:33Leave your problems and your dignity on Katina
13:36Mikey you with me, baby, but till you're driving. There's Joe looking sexy
13:47You know you're gonna roll it they get you guys
14:01Okay, so we are
14:04Honey, I'm home
14:07This is amazing. I just want to get to the girl. I need to get ready vacation
14:14There's no mirror we're the mirrors
14:18Wings are good on that beautiful
14:25Just a cute going mmm there you go. Thank you
14:34Oh
14:35Gentlemen yeah, yeah, and I apologize for our sporty about it, but I'll explain
14:39Can I stop just just one second there all I saw was the way you were speaking today's yeah?
14:44Of course and that yeah, yeah, yeah boss. Let's have respect for each other now, and of course speaking at
14:49you and daisy
14:52Oh
14:53Oh
14:54Here we go
14:57That was fantastic. Thank you for coming
14:59Thanks. It was my pleasure. Please ask again
15:09Here we go let me get the sausages on the go
15:12Yeah, all right here we go
15:19Stop
15:21Margarita half if you finish that I'll give you half of this cuz
15:24Okay
15:25Oh my stupid little pea brain sits there and goes what would it be like if I married dinner?
15:36I
15:37I
15:40Don't want to take it too fast
15:41I
15:42Don't want to take it too fast
15:43I
15:46Don't want to take it too fast
15:58All right hold on
16:01What's going on?
16:02What's going on we enjoy at the moment?
16:04Did you have a little chat last night?
16:06We did yeah last time
16:07What was it about?
16:08Basically we just said that you know we're just we're just having fun for the season
16:12It's like four more yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
16:14We like each other let's get to know each other
16:16Oh Joe said he likes it as well?
16:18Yeah, oh that's nice. What did you all say to you?
16:22Well Joe said me he wasn't into Ali
16:24Really?
16:25Well obviously two jobs ago you just joined
16:28Joe and Joe was like I've cut things off with Ali and I'm like all right
16:34Am I being played? Am I being lied to?
16:37Because going off the conversation I had with Joe last night
16:40I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place
16:43You know it just makes no sense
16:45I thought things are being cut off
16:48Okay
16:49Let's do the show right now
16:51It's just not happening
16:52Joe and I came to move
16:55So sorry to interrupt can we talk for a second?
16:57I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation
16:58No, 100% listen to you
17:00No, 100% listen to you
17:00Of course, of course, yeah
17:01The guys, they just told me now that today you told them you cut things off with me
17:04You want something to do with me
17:05Where's Mike?
17:07Eddie, come here
17:08All right
17:10Yeah
17:11Did you say exactly what you said?
17:13I said look here, maybe you need to have a chat because I'm not too sure where things stand
17:16Right
17:17All right
17:18Yes, okay
17:18And you said that Joe told you today that he cut things off with me last night
17:22Yeah, because that's what I heard
17:23You've got a big night at the night with Ali
17:24No, I had a chat with it last night
17:26Did you?
17:27Did you?
17:27You said that you fancy Daisy instead
17:28Cut things off is not what I said
17:30I said
17:30Yeah
17:31That we'd had a chat
17:32Yeah
17:32Okay
17:32You said to me that you and Ali weren't working out
17:35Working out is not the right word
17:36I didn't want an overexpectation
17:38You said to me that I'm not into Ali because I like Daisy
17:40Oh my god
17:43This is awful
17:44I'm gonna go away
17:45This is awful
17:46I don't want to be a part of this
17:48I never said cut things off
17:49Well if you think you're right, you're right
17:51You're right
17:52You see this is the f***ing sarcasm
17:54Mike doesn't know what I said to Ali
17:56It took so much effort to spare her feelings
17:59And to get us on a path of friendship
18:01Mike has come in and f***ed that all up with one conversation
18:05Because he's jealous
18:06You alright then?
18:07Have I done anything wrong here? Sorry
18:09No
18:09He's just being a d*** in a wind-up
18:11That's it
18:12You alright?
18:13He's in the Daisy now
18:15I'm sorry that you had to deal with that
18:17I don't know the whole f***ing gig for his birthday
18:19You know what?
18:20We're gonna use that for guests
18:22Alright?
18:23It's gonna be so much better
18:25Alright?
18:25It's one dessert we don't have to do
18:27Think about it
18:28One dessert we don't have to do
18:30It's the baby light
18:32It's gonna be perfect
18:33It's such a good cheesecake as well
18:35He doesn't even deserve it, right?
18:43Oh get in here
18:44Joseph! Joseph! Joseph! Joseph!
18:47Joseph! Joseph!
18:47Joseph! Joseph!
18:49Alright
18:49I'm pretty keen to get out
18:51I know
18:52I've got to get out
18:52I've got to get out
18:54I'm going with my fireball from upstairs
18:58Can I sit here? Sorry, thank you
19:00Can we all just take two to five minutes to tidy the f*** up here?
19:04Honestly I've been packing up in bin bags the entire time
19:07I put so many bottles in the f***ing bin bag
19:10Nobody creates more than each other
19:12Can we stop this f***ing tip for touch?
19:15There's some people on this board definitely working harder than others
19:18I feel like you should sit down
19:20Because you're definitely working the least out of everyone
19:22I want to let you know that I recognise that you're working really hard
19:25Thank God you're being genuine, I love that
19:27Lizzie, I think a few people have had too much to drink
19:30That's actually really out of order
19:32Is it?
19:33Yeah, that is really upsetting
19:34If somebody said that to me, I would be really upset
19:36That's not okay
19:37Is it?
19:38You're being mean
19:39I'm not trying to be dramatic
19:40He wants to f***ing buy me
19:42Buy me
19:43And then the second I react
19:44It's Alicia
19:45How do we move forward from this?
19:47You need as a f***ing head of department
19:49I need
19:50I f***ing need
19:51I am done with this
19:53Alicia
19:53I have had this from him
19:54And I've had this from you
19:55The two of you sort this s*** out together
19:57I am not doing this anymore
19:59You have a problem with him
20:01He has a problem with you
20:02I am done with this
20:03F*** this
20:04I am done
20:16The two of you sort this s*** out together
20:18F*** this s***
20:20I am done
20:25Does anyone know what's happened?
20:27Hey, let's just like the previous
20:30Don't actually care what the f*** the consequence is
20:33It's my job to run a superyacht
20:36Nowhere on my job description
20:38Is to mediate two squabbling children
20:41And if they don't rein it in
20:42Pads are gonna roll
20:43This is bulls***
20:45Days could you yell at me?
20:48Let's go
20:54We need to bed after this
20:56This is f***ing s***
20:59Let's just see what the rest of the season brings
21:00I'm looking forward to it
21:01I just want to sleep
21:03I just want to sleep
21:04Fizzle
21:05Hey, hey, hey
21:06Where's my dick colourful rainbow?
21:09I don't know
21:09Who the f*** is this?
21:11No, you didn't get it
21:17It was on my bed first
21:19What do you mean?
21:20I'm gonna get pissed off
21:22I'm so dumb
21:23I'm so dumb
21:24You never say a word
21:28You on bed?
21:31Big time, big time
21:33Yeah, I'm crashing
21:35You okay?
21:39Oh no, what's wrong?
21:41I just feel so stupid
21:45Happy birthday, bro
21:47She was like
21:48Oh, I once asked you to do the read Elena
21:50I'm done with her
21:52I'm like, this is so f***ing mean
21:53Like, what have I done for that?
21:55They never asked you for anything
21:58They never asked you for a relationship
22:00They never asked you for anything
22:01We were both on the same page
22:04I'm sorry
22:05I'm f***ing here
22:06Boy, I missed you first
22:08Okay, nice
22:19I have such a headache
22:22Alcohol is not your friend
22:26Especially vodka
22:30Hey
22:30Do I look like s*** darling?
22:32You look s*** incredible
22:33How you doing?
22:34Good morning
22:35Yeah, I know
22:35I've been thinking about you, babe
22:36Really?
22:37Yeah, a little bit
22:39All good things I have
22:41Of course
22:43Do you have a good night?
22:44Morning
22:49Today's gonna be the day
22:50I've f***ing lost my s*** a few times
22:52Oh dear?
22:52Oh f***ing Mike and Alicia
22:54Both came up to me
22:55To be like, what are you gonna do about this?
22:57I f***ing went off
23:00I was like, do not come to me and make this my problem
23:03I was really upset about it
23:04Don't engage in it
23:05We're here to work
23:06You're not able to do that?
23:07Or another job
23:08Alicia and Mike are adults
23:09They need to learn to work in these environments
23:11And this is part of working on yours
23:13If they cannot be mature enough to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts
23:18Well, maybe they have to go
23:19It's just toxic, it's not fair to anyone else
23:22I get to a point
23:23If you don't want to get to where we're trying to go
23:24Yeah
23:25I'll make changes
23:26Yeah
23:26Thanks Jason
23:27Are you gonna come on the catamaran with us?
23:30No, I'm not
23:31You guys can have a go
23:32You don't need cappy around
23:33I might just get on the efoil and cruise around the island
23:36Yeah
23:37That would be fun
23:37It will be
23:38I am in my f***ing element
23:46I can't help this
23:46We're gonna have a good time
23:47Hello
23:48Yeah
23:51Cheers
23:53Right team, let's go
23:55Okay, Vamanos
23:57Vamanos
23:57Vamanos
23:58Vamanos
23:59Vamanos
23:59Vamanos
24:00Thank you
24:01Hey brother
24:01Shall we take a proper photo?
24:03Don't move
24:06Vamanos
24:07You look like a sex icon
24:10Yay
24:12Is he Jason?
24:16What did he say?
24:18Happy birthday
24:20Legend
24:22Are you putting sales up?
24:25Yeah
24:28Take one of me and Dwyer first and I get together
24:31Hello ladies
24:32How are you feeling after yesterday?
24:33I feel okay
24:34Yeah
24:34He hasn't spoken to me
24:36I'm a little bit curious about one thing though
24:37Uh huh
24:38Do you mind me flirting?
24:40Do you like to have a little bit flirting?
24:41Yeah
24:41It's not an issue
24:42It's not something that bothers me
24:43So you're giving me permission to flirt a bit
24:45So
24:47So
24:47I'm sure
24:48Knock yourself out
24:50Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:52Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:55Look at the end of the day
24:57We'll get on well
24:58Energy's March
24:59We've got similar interests
25:01Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief
25:04Who knows?
25:05But you are sexy
25:05Oh
25:08I literally don't even know what Mike's saying
25:11You need to stop about the Mike thing
25:13Concentrate on you and Ellie
25:15You need to go on sweetheart
25:16Yeah you're right
25:17Is this you?
25:19What are you up to?
25:20Are you having a good day?
25:20Yeah
25:21100%
25:22I've been having a good day every single day since I got home
25:24Since you met me
25:25Yeah you're so funny
25:27Oh that's a great show there
25:28You're gonna like it
25:30Look at this guys
25:31So pretty
25:34Okay tender girls you ready?
25:36Thank you so much
25:37Alright chaps
25:42Let's go let's go let's go
25:44Can we get frozen margaritas?
25:47Okay
25:48I'm good I'm good
25:49How are you doing?
25:50Can I sit in a chair with me?
25:52Can I sit in a chair with you?
25:54Can I sit in a chair with you?
25:54I'm a lovely lady
25:56That's such a nice bikini aren't you?
25:57Thank you
25:58I want to see you in your home comfort clothes like what you would wear at home
26:02Oh I look hideous
26:03Yeah but I want to see that
26:04I like to dress up to where I'm going
26:07Yeah and you can
26:07I just sit there with a little smile on my head and going that will change
26:11I don't think it will change
26:12No no no no
26:13But the things that you think now will change as years go by
26:17Oh my god I'm so excited
26:21Oh food's up
26:21Do you want some food?
26:22Yeah I would love food
26:23Come on then
26:23Come
26:25What does everybody want?
26:26Just normal margarita
26:27Strawberry please
26:28I'll get the next round
26:30My friends
26:31I've missed you guys
26:33I miss you too babes
26:34Can I sit here?
26:36Yeah
26:36How are you and Eddie doing alright?
26:38Well whatever
26:38Huh?
26:39I'm trying
26:40What do you mean you're trying?
26:43Well
26:45It's definitely not a person I would normally be with
26:48Yeah
26:49You're not going to grow a mustache are you or anything?
26:53Like they're not contagious
26:54Mustaches contagious
26:56Anytime you want to come to the master cabin
26:59I'll be there like
27:01I mean I'm usually busy but like
27:03Oh yeah
27:03Doing your own thing
27:04Oh no just watching TV and stuff like that
27:06Yeah
27:07I expect nothing in return either
27:09Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there you know
27:16Just go over
27:17You're making it so difficult to speak to her
27:21I think you should go over
27:22I think that is a ****
27:24I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not
27:26But it does suck
27:28Rejection does suck
27:29She's embarrassed
27:30She's hurt
27:31And so I do feel sorry for Ellie
27:34Ellie
27:35Give a chat
27:36Oh God
27:37You okay?
27:41I want you to enjoy your birthday
27:42I am I just want us all to enjoy
27:46Please talk please
27:48The reason why I got so hurt yesterday and why I felt stupid
27:52Is because I was planning a birthday surprise for you
27:55I baked you a cake
27:56I woke up two hours before work
27:59I got up two hours early on my own time to bake your birthday cake
28:02Your favourite cake that you mentioned
28:04Like make your day special
28:05Make you feel incredible
28:06And then what I get is like
28:08He doesn't want anything to do with you
28:09That's not
28:10He said he cut things off with you
28:11So that's what hurt me
28:12I'm sorry
28:13I never asked you for a relationship job
28:14I know that
28:15I never forced you to anything
28:16That's why I spoke to you
28:17That night
28:18I feel like
28:20I don't want to complicate anything
28:22And I don't want that to ruin what we've got
28:26Okay
28:26Does that make sense?
28:28Am I?
28:29Sort of
28:31I'm upset about what Mike said
28:32He used those words against me
28:35Alright?
28:35I have not said I have nothing to do with you
28:38I promise
28:39Okay
28:39Okay
28:40Thank you for saying that
28:41So how do I proceed with this?
28:44Have fun with me
28:45Because I don't want to
28:46Enjoy
28:49And just be you
28:51There's nothing more to it
28:52Promise
28:52Okay
28:53I know I need to break it off with Ellie
28:55But today is the only day we get off
28:58I want everyone to have fun
29:00So for the time being
29:02I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear
29:04And I'll have to figure it out later
29:07Oh we do look good
29:10Washing her from a distance
29:11How does Joao stand upright without her spine?
29:13I was going to throw her kicking in the trash last night
29:16I don't understand
29:19Good times
29:29I feel like you're also doing better
29:31There's a bit of a misunderstanding
29:33Ellie, are you back home?
29:36We're just, you know, getting to know each other
29:38And we're going to spend some time together for the rest of the season
29:40And see how it goes from there
29:42Yeah
29:42Yeah
29:43No pressure
29:44Yeah
29:46You think we should go to the boat together?
29:48Do you like boats?
29:49Okay, let's go
29:52I want to swim back
29:53Can we swim back?
29:55Ah!
29:55Okay
29:55You're the best, thank you so much
30:04What am I?
30:06What did you say?
30:07Eddie asked me on a date
30:08That's cute
30:10Curse
30:11Hey
30:13Hello
30:13Do you want the gas?
30:15Yeah
30:16Did I tell you that Eddie
30:17He's going to date with Jenna
30:19Time to get ready for my hot date
30:21I am intrigued to see how it unfolds
30:24Oh, me too
30:26Not that I like gossip
30:29Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
30:33He's so cute
30:35Look at you
30:37You look lovely
30:38Don't get pregnant
30:40Be safe
30:41Oh, come on
30:42Have a beautiful evening
30:44Thanks, Mikey
30:46Oh
30:47Oh
30:47You're so sweet
30:48Yeah, you like that
30:50How nice is that view then?
30:52It's so cute
30:53I love it
30:54I like this
30:55This is really
30:55Oh, thank you
30:56This old thing
30:58This old thing
31:00I'm going to get the binoculars
31:04Daisy
31:04Yeah
31:08Good evening
31:09Hello
31:09Good evening
31:10Thank you very much
31:11I love a good glass of wine
31:12Like with dinners
31:13I quite like Merlot
31:14You fancy Merlot?
31:16It's fine, thank you
31:17Are they holding hands?
31:18A bit of romance is good
31:19You there
31:20What are you watching?
31:23He's looking at us
31:26There isn't a thing I could sit there
31:28Someone said
31:28What do you dislike about Jenna?
31:31I'm
31:31I'm
31:32There's no faults when it comes to Jenna
31:34whatsoever
31:34Is that true?
31:35There's that little bit of fun aside
31:36The Jenna laugh
31:38That's what I'd call it
31:40Everybody used to call me Spongebob in school
31:42Spongebob?
31:42Because I used to laugh like Spongebob
31:46I was
31:47I was just called highballs at school
31:49Highballs?
31:50Yeah, because my balls just didn't drop for ages
31:54Good to know
31:55They've dropped?
31:56Yes I have
31:57I can show you on that one
31:59Yeah
31:59That's cute
32:02Esteban me voy
32:03No me puedo quedar en este bote de mentiras
32:06So how's my little galley wall there?
32:09You good?
32:10Yeah, I'm great
32:11I'm great
32:12I had a conversation with Jao on the beach
32:14It might have been misinterpreted
32:15Maybe he didn't express himself well
32:17But we're good now
32:19Pretty set, right?
32:20Yeah, so we can finish it
32:21Cool
32:21You wanna do it?
32:22Yeah
32:23Thank you
32:24Start with half of that
32:25That's it, that's it
32:26Do you want like a swirl or?
32:29I wanted it kind of flat
32:30And I wanted to like write happy birthday on it
32:32Yeah
32:33Um
32:33Icing will just kind of run down the peaks
32:36And skip the happy birthday
32:37Alright, here you go
32:38Looks really professional
32:39Well done
32:40Thank you
32:42Stick it back in the fridge
32:42I love it
32:45What would be like a fun date you'd like to do?
32:47Like
32:48Mini golf's a classic
32:50Oh
32:50Mini golf
32:51I'd take you to the zoo as well
32:53I love the zoo
32:54You like the zoo?
32:55Yeah
32:56I like animals
32:56Tiger's my favourite
32:57It stinks
32:58If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie
33:00And the lifestyle I wish for my future to look like
33:04Eddie wants the backpack
33:06But I don't even own a backpack
33:08Look
33:08I own clutches
33:09Look
33:11Thank you very much
33:13Thank you
33:13Thank you
33:13But
33:14With Ben
33:15It's like
33:16He's more refined
33:18And likes the finer things in life
33:20And I don't have to feel guilty for that
33:22I genuinely have to see if I've got enough money from last night
33:26But then again
33:27My previous boyfriend was just like him
33:29And I have nothing to show for it
33:31Eddie is the safe bet
33:32Two
33:32How much have you got there?
33:34Give me
33:36That one
33:36And that's a nice tip there
33:40Thank you darling
33:41Come on then
33:43I've had a lovely lovely evening
33:54Um
33:55Shoes off
33:56Just realised that
33:57Bad boy Eddie
33:57I might quickly pop in the shower
33:59Go
34:00Are you ready to be Christian in?
34:02Yes
34:02You know how it goes
34:03What's up Bob?
34:05Hey dog
34:05How are you?
34:06Yeah good
34:06Yeah I like it
34:06I like the jumper
34:07I like these stripes
34:08Thank you man
34:09Oh yeah
34:09How nice does she look though?
34:11I love it
34:12Look at that
34:14Mikey?
34:15I kept it PG
34:16Good
34:19Cheers
34:19Oh look at her
34:23How was it?
34:25You know he's such a gentleman and he's so cute but it's like nothing I would normally go for
34:32What did you talk about?
34:34He did most of the talking
34:35Really?
34:37Did you have a good day?
34:39I didn't know you guys went on a date I'm so happy for you
34:41That was lovely
34:41It's just nice getting to have that stick
34:48You good there?
34:49Yeah
34:54Oh
34:56Oh
34:57I'm a drink or what?
34:58Are you going to be a booze?
34:59Yeah I'm alright for now
35:00Oh so you're going to be a booze?
35:02I do need to chat to Elliot
35:03She didn't get the message did she?
35:05Yeah just said the message wrong I guess
35:08I need there to be no grey areas I need it to be black and white
35:10Okay so what are we up against? A kiss that's it right?
35:13Yeah
35:14You kissed her it's not that big a deal
35:17She wants more you know
35:19I know I know she does yeah
35:20You'll be fine
35:32Code red
35:35It's eerily quiet
35:37Shall we go outside?
35:38Yeah I was literally about to say do you want to go outside?
35:41Red in my mind yeah I'm going outside
35:43You can lead the way
35:44You just want to look at my ass when I woke up
35:46It's the gentleman's benefit
35:48Yeah
35:49Oh yeah it feels good
35:51Cake time
35:53Woken up and bruises all over my body
35:55Oh f*** I'm sorry
35:56It's okay
35:57But I look like a Dalmatian
35:59It's alright
35:59It's actually my favourite dog
36:02It's my favourite dog
36:06Right can you go to my cake stand
36:08It's nice to be outside
36:09I'll never do this
36:11I'll never get out of here
36:11Can you actually breathe in fresh air?
36:13Yeah
36:14You know
36:15F***
36:16Has Joelle said anything about him and Al?
36:20Yeah I know
36:20I think he wants to put an end to it to be honest
36:22Who can go there?
36:25That looks pretty nice
36:26She's tenacious apparently
36:28I don't know how to get there
36:29I think she's
36:32She's with the cake
36:35Oh
36:36Hello
36:36How did I get there?
36:38Uh straight through the main salon
36:40Okay
36:41You hungry?
36:43Yeah
36:43Let me grill that
36:44Renee?
36:45Yeah
36:46Should we watch it from here?
36:48Go on team
36:49Joelle I need your help
36:52Oh thank you so much
36:53Cake
36:55Cake
36:59It's my very first lemon meringue cheese cake
37:02Yeah
37:02It looks delicious
37:03I've been working on it for what feels like three days
37:06Thank you
37:07I'll get back a little bit
37:11Happy birthday
37:11Thank you
37:12Thanks a lot
37:13I appreciate it
37:14Yeah
37:15Right
37:16How's your day been?
37:17Good
37:18Let's see how this tastes
37:19I told her she should save that f***ing cake for the guests
37:23But she didn't listen to me
37:26Okay
37:26The moment of truth
37:28Mm
37:29Is it okay?
37:30Mm-hmm
37:30Those bastards
37:31They're eating my cake
37:35Bloody good
37:37How do you feel?
37:39Good
37:39I feel good
37:40Look at the body language
37:42She's very open
37:43But he's very closed off, see?
37:46He's got his arms and his knees and everything up
37:48Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason
37:51It hasn't really even been coming from us
37:55It's been coming from, like, all these other people
37:58Yeah
37:58But it's also, I've played into that as well
38:01I'm not gonna lie
38:02I just wanna be honest with you
38:04The truth is, like, I am attracted to you
38:07Mm-hmm
38:07But I didn't mean to mislead you if that's how you felt
38:11Oh, yeah
38:11It was very misleading
38:12That is how I felt
38:13I thought we were sorted things out
38:15I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends
38:31I really regret not being more stern about what I said
38:39I thought I was
38:40Yes
38:41Well, you weren't
38:41Because the entire time you've been saying that you wanna be respectful
38:44You wanna get to know me
38:45Yes, I do
38:45You wanna continue getting to know me
38:46Continue getting to know you, yes
38:48It doesn't mean to be with you
38:50I apologize and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged
38:53And I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and move forward
38:56Right
38:58Okay
38:59You explained your stance
39:00Yeah
39:00Thank you for that
39:02We're moving on in a professional manner
39:03Okay
39:04We're co-workers
39:05Yes
39:05And that's it
39:06I don't want a friendship
39:07I don't want chit chats
39:09I don't want hugs
39:09I don't want anything
39:10Okay, I respect that
39:11We're co-workers and that's it
39:12By all means, enjoy the cake
39:13I put in a lot of effort
39:15And, uh, yeah
39:17That's that
39:21Oh, the f**k
39:34I don't want to hurt anyone
39:36It's not fair
39:38Kimmy
39:39Do you mind if we come down and have
39:41Like, talk to you
39:42Yeah, all good
39:43Alright
39:43Thanks buddy
39:44Got you man
39:45If you
39:46If you're open about things right from the start
39:48You're gonna save a lot of hurt later on
39:54Sorry
39:55F**k
39:55Such a stupid thing
40:01F**k
40:04Okay, I've gone curry
40:05Oh no
40:06Yeah, you do that
40:08It's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want
40:10Yeah, we came to fit
40:10I didn't know what kind of cake it was
40:12I was just hoping to try it
40:14Here we go
40:15Okay, I have this
40:17This
40:17This
40:18This
40:21Oh f**k
40:22Yeah, look at it
40:23It's a f**king nice cake
40:24I'm gonna tell you
40:25It's like
40:26Getting rewarded for being a f**k
40:28What's her mood like?
40:29Very much against me
40:31Let's just check this out, shall we?
40:34I'll be the judge of that
40:36Okay
40:43It's promising
40:43This is a f**king good cake
40:46How could you turn that away?
40:48Oh
40:49Right
40:49Let me go inside
40:51Enjoy
40:52You're not gonna have another slice, mate
40:54Come on
40:55Happy birthday, Joelle
40:58Thanks
40:58Oh, that feels nice
41:02I reckon that's Venus
41:03You were a kid like had a telescope and sh**
41:06I did physics
41:07I did physics
41:08I did physics too, I love physics
41:09Shut up
41:10Yeah
41:10But I was a bad student
41:12That's weird
41:13I was intelligent but I was a bad student
41:15Yeah
41:16I was a bit like that too, yeah
41:21I was trying to get to know Eddie a little more today
41:23Oh yeah?
41:25Yeah
41:25I just wanna know what I'm up against
41:29Nothing
41:31Nothing
41:31Nothing
41:32What do you think of Eddie?
41:33What do you think of him?
41:34I believe he's moving too fast
41:36That's what I thought
41:37I haven't kissed him yet but
41:42I'm tired
41:44I'll take the side dishes
41:45Here we go
41:51Did you re-adjourned?
41:53Yeah, 100%
41:54I'd like that
41:56It's alright
41:57Goodnight, see you in the morning
41:59Take care
42:00Oh my god
42:02Oh f**k
42:34Hey
42:36Hey
42:52Hey
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