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00:00Hey guys, crew of Blind Wave, I'm Eric.
00:01I'm Calvin.
00:02I'm Eric.
00:02It is time for war again, and this time we're going on vacation, I think, right?
00:07Summer vacation.
00:08I think it's something like...
00:10Beach episode?
00:10One episode away, a vacation episode or something.
00:13Swimsuits, hot temperatures, water sports, what will we get into?
00:19Beaches?
00:19I thought we were going to the fair.
00:22Right?
00:23We're going to the fair first?
00:24Yeah, because I think that...
00:25Maybe we're going to the fair.
00:26Do they have swimsuits at the fair?
00:28Maybe they have like corn dogs.
00:35Yeah, I look like a beach.
00:37We're in a beach here.
00:39Oh my god.
00:42Season of love.
00:43Jesus!
00:44Well, now we can go to the fair.
00:47Half a month has passed, and nothing's happened.
00:51Oh no.
00:53When's the fair or whatever?
00:57Oh no.
00:58Oh mister.
01:00Oh mister.
01:02Live is warm.
01:03Live is warm.
01:04Live is warm.
01:07Was that strange sound of sigh?
01:10You might want to get that checked.
01:12I've heard dying animals that sounded healthier than you.
01:15Status update.
01:16Looks like the president's at home now, so you might see him if you hang around outside of his house.
01:20What?
01:20He didn't just hang out outside of his house?
01:22Wait, how do you know where he is?
01:24Don't tell me that you've been communicating with him behind my back!
01:27Nope, not even close.
01:29He posted about it on Twitter.
01:31Twitter?
01:33What's that?
01:34Uh, you know it as X.
01:36Twitter.
01:36While you do that, I'm gonna go take a bath.
01:39Does she not have the internet?
01:41Oh my god.
01:44What's...
01:45What's that?
01:46What's happening?
01:52Bath time?
01:54Bath.
01:58Epsom sauce.
02:00The chair and the bath.
02:01Isn't the whole bath a chair?
02:02No, it's not.
02:04Man, it's huge.
02:05They are rich.
02:06Come quick!
02:07It's an emergency!
02:09What's an emergency?
02:10The internet rugs up hell!
02:12The disaster of the century.
02:14But the letters are all distorted.
02:16Right, it's called a CAPTCHA.
02:18Should I use my bank password?
02:21I wouldn't.
02:22Computer illiteracy.
02:24She has no use for calculators because she does the math in her head.
02:27And while most people utilize Google,
02:29Kaguya finds her answers with maps or encyclopedias.
02:31Fine, maple?
02:33You know the old guy who runs the candy shop in your hometown?
02:36Yeah.
02:36She's about as tech savvy as him.
02:38Ooh.
02:38Can I do it?
02:40Yes.
02:41Congratulations.
02:41You now have a Twitter account.
02:43In Hawaii?
02:44She clearly spends a great deal of time.
02:45California, Hawaii, Bali.
02:48All she does is travel abroad.
02:52Peanut!
02:53This job.
02:55Yeah, it is.
02:56It's so exhausting sometimes.
02:58I need you right now!
03:01Look, I'm blocked!
03:03But why?
03:04Why can't I get in?
03:05Did I do something wrong?
03:06No.
03:07Calm down.
03:07You'll be friends.
03:08The account's protected is all.
03:09The internet's full of trolls who will flame you no matter what you post.
03:12True.
03:12Look down in the comments.
03:14You'll see some flames right now.
03:15We have a pretty cool comment section, actually.
03:17Thank you!
03:18All you have to do is click this follow button.
03:21That will send you a request.
03:23And if the president accrues it, you'll be able to see what he tweets.
03:26Oh no.
03:26So long as your profile shows you go to Shu-Chin Academy, I am not-
03:30What's wrong with that?
03:33I'd be focused-
03:33But that would be 10 amount-
03:35It's like saying-
03:38I want to come in your house.
03:40President, please open up!
03:41I want to know everything there is to know about you!
03:44I had no idea that my 140-character monologues would be of such interest to you.
03:50I just joined, so I started friending all the people that I know.
03:54It's an easy-
03:55Cut grief.
03:56It's ridiculous what you stress over.
03:58Are you mad at me?
04:00No, not mad.
04:02Just standing around wet and half naked.
04:06Just took it the long way there.
04:08I wonder what the president tweets about for the world to see.
04:11It's gonna be really lame, isn't it?
04:12Like me, it's never posts.
04:15I'll lock my front door, too!
04:17That way the president will have to ask me for a seat!
04:18Wake up and smell the delusion.
04:20You've tried this plan multiple times and it hasn't worked once.
04:23Just all.
04:24Those two are as hopeless as it gets.
04:27If one of them would just be honest, they'd both be happy.
04:32I envy them.
04:33Hi, Asuka! Come quick!
04:36Results for today's battle.
04:37Hi, Asuka.
04:38The losers.
04:39There are none.
04:40Because they didn't meet.
04:42Let me bathe in peace.
04:45Peace!
04:46Are you sure about that?
04:47The Tamiya and Koshari were so good!
04:50You can't more about the food than the place.
04:53And if you had stayed, I wouldn't have joined!
04:56Oh.
04:58He's in the 90s world.
05:00My name is Saburo Odajima.
05:02Just your average middle-aged middle manager.
05:05I like to frequent ramen shops.
05:07The most popular item they have is pork bone broth ramen.
05:11But that's not for me.
05:12Soy sauce pork.
05:13Not rich.
05:15And the noodles.
05:16Firm, please.
05:19That's this shop's optimum combination.
05:21I bet she thought this was a cake shop and wandered in by mistake.
05:24What to want, kid?
05:26How about...
05:27Soy sauce pork, but not too rich!
05:30Ugh!
05:31Reposterous!
05:31It's much too late, and she's much too young to be randomly dropping into a place like this.
05:37There's always the possibility that she's one of my people.
05:41Extra firm!
05:43What?
05:43Extra firm?
05:45I thought she was different, but she's just following common fads after all.
05:49First, you know the scent of the soup itself.
05:53The idea is to appreciate each scent in turn, starting from the fragrant red pickled ginger.
05:58Which is why he placed the ginger farthest away from me, and I'm positively delighted by it.
06:05One must always experience the smell before the flavor.
06:08That much is certain!
06:12What's the blob ghost from Mob?
06:16This is Dimpled Boyd Rector, I think.
06:18In order to enjoy the delicate flavors, I drink water to wash away the soy and salt on my tongue,
06:23resetting my palate, and a little H2O goes a long way.
06:27Thus, the ritual is complete.
06:29Thus!
06:30To a mini ramen!
06:33No!
06:34She really is just an ordinary girl!
06:37Transforming each spoonful into a miniature version of the whole bowl is the ultimate form of the one-is-all
06:43philosophy.
06:44Why are we following those guys?
06:45Could it be?
06:46That's why she got him extra firm.
06:48If she ordered it that way on purpose,
06:50was she anticipating how the noodles would spread out as she went?
06:53If she really calculated all this,
06:55she might be on par with Tokyo's four ramen kings,
06:59Jinbo-cho's mama-moshimoshi,
07:00the hermit of Sugimo,
07:02even chased Suzuki of Koenji!
07:05Who's the fourth?
07:06I don't know.
07:07Is she the fourth?
07:08Is she?
07:09She's not done yet.
07:10That's true.
07:11She's not.
07:13And unfortunately,
07:14there is one lone ingredient barring her path to victory,
07:17which is...
07:18garlic.
07:20She's going for it?
07:26There she goes!
07:28The heavy smell of garlic is wafting right into her face!
07:32Don't tell me.
07:34Even the broth.
07:36Too much salt!
07:38Too much garlic!
07:39It's just too-too-too-too much!
07:41There was a time in my life where I knew the exact same thing.
07:44Thanks for the meal!
07:47When did I become such an old man?
07:51Run with the same young manius that used to be mine!
07:55No!
07:58Jesus Christ, what is this?
08:00It's a life, mister!
08:02Boom!
08:04Young lady!
08:10Results for today's ramen battle.
08:12Fujiwara wins.
08:16My ramen pitch is activated!
08:19What?
08:19What?
08:20The only things I do are eat, study, bathe, and work.
08:25What a joke.
08:26This break's been boring as hell.
08:28If you thought they'd be hanging out and texting by now,
08:30you haven't been paying attention.
08:32It wasn't supposed to be like this.
08:41Here we are.
08:43You know the reason, though, right?
08:46I don't see why you can't invite him to go do something.
08:49Now you're just being ridiculous!
08:51She.
08:52No.
08:52Me.
08:53Yeah.
08:54What.
08:54Are.
08:55You.
08:55Up.
08:56To.
08:56Send!
08:57Let's do it!
08:58Sit!
08:58That's enough!
08:59Stop writing and deleting texts like a heart-sick schoolgirl!
09:02Ah!
09:03Is this your first love?
09:04It kind of is, but...
09:08You still have that message?
09:09It must have made you really happy.
09:11He texted you first, after all.
09:13And we both know how much you want him to be the one who makes a move.
09:16Nothing you said was even remotely true!
09:18So stop trying to psychoanalyze my heart, will you?
09:23I'm going out!
09:24What's that address again?
09:26Grocery shopping for dinner.
09:28Just like that?
09:29Well, I may stop at school on the way.
09:31Mmm.
09:33School's not on the way to the store.
09:35Mmm.
09:36What's on the way to the store, then?
09:37This might be one of the most pointless things I've ever done.
09:41But, if there's even the slightest chance, then...
09:46That she might just be there?
09:48And I'll see her outside of her place or something?
09:57I can't not hear the cicadas and think of Neon Genesis.
10:02Hoping that she's at the best student counseling room.
10:04Mm-hmm.
10:05She had another desk.
10:07Or she already gone.
10:08Oh, she's already gone.
10:09It's the only place they can really run into each other.
10:12And it's somewhat natural.
10:13Mm-hmm.
10:13I wish summer break would just hurry up and end.
10:24I don't have any fond summertime memories.
10:29Well, how do I look?
10:32But, that's okay.
10:34Because I'm treated like I'm special wherever I am.
10:37I've never been to a festival of fireworks before.
10:41But I don't mind.
10:42I've never gone shopping with a group of friends.
10:45Not once.
10:47Let's try this one.
10:48So, I'm both excited and nervous.
10:54Everything will be fine.
10:56Because I'm used to it.
10:57I was unexpectedly summoned by my father and have to go to our estate in Kyoto.
11:02I really am sorry I couldn't make it, but I hope you have a good time anyway.
11:07We'll take a range yet!
11:08The four of us going together was kind of the whole point.
11:11I agree!
11:12Well said!
11:13I have friends and a distinguished family that anybody would envy.
11:17I'm blessed with a resourceful mind that won't quit.
11:20Wait!
11:21Father!
11:22No.
11:23You're here now.
11:25Good.
11:28He summoned you all the way here, just for that.
11:32Screw him.
11:33I don't remember him saying things like, take care, good job, or I love you either.
11:39But it doesn't hurt me.
11:42Because it's always been this way.
11:44All anyone expects from me is that I behave appropriately for someone of my standing in society.
11:49But I don't mind, because I'm going to a fireworks festival tomorrow.
11:58Hmm.
11:59He summoned her just so he could, like, see her as he walked by?
12:02Is that what it was?
12:03I don't understand what he summoned her for.
12:05When he said, like, oh, you're here.
12:07Maybe it seemed like it even...
12:09I think just to see if she would.
12:12Like, to test and see if she's still loyal enough.
12:16I don't know.
12:17Like, he doesn't get anything else from her.
12:19Like, any attachment or anything is kind of dissuaded by the family motto.
12:27Okay.
12:28Well, I anticipate that when we're done with the show...
12:33I don't know why.
12:34I don't know why it happened.
12:36But I'm going to look fondly back on that ramen scene.
12:40I don't know why it was there.
12:41I look back on it, finally.
12:42I don't know what it taught me, you know?
12:45But it was just, let's do.
12:47I think she's one of the four Tokyo Ramen Kings.
12:50You think so?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Maybe.
12:53Maybe.
12:53We don't know who the fourth one was.
12:54We only named three of them.
12:55Yeah.
12:56Whoever that guy was that came in and did that performance, like...
13:01He did the assignment.
13:02Sure, yeah.
13:03He's looking at the lines like, I'm just going to give this my all.
13:05He's just watching her enjoy ramen.
13:07He's listened to the narrator and he narrated his entire episode.
13:11She made mini bowls of ramen in her little spoon, you know?
13:14Yeah.
13:14She did.
13:15It's nice to watch her just enjoy ramen so much.
13:17And enjoy coconut.
13:20Yeah.
13:21That happened.
13:22That did happen.
13:23Yeah.
13:23It did, in fact, happen.
13:24You looked at the mouse.
13:25You want to go back and look, don't you?
13:26I mean, you weren't sure.
13:28I wasn't sure.
13:28Like, for you, you weren't sure where we were, if we were in Hawaii.
13:31I don't even know where we are.
13:33I still don't know.
13:34Let's go back.
13:35Let's go back.
13:35Let's go back.
13:35Let's go back.
13:36Let's go back.
13:36What was there?
13:36It was her and her family in Hawaii.
13:38Just to be sure.
13:40Like, look.
13:40Like, that looks like...
13:41Does that look like Hawaii?
13:41You've been to Hawaii, right?
13:42Yep.
13:43Does that look like Hawaii?
13:44Sure does, my friend.
13:46Look, and then there's people playing in Hawaii.
13:47So she has her two sisters, right?
13:49Like, that's one of her sisters right there, right?
13:52And that's her, right?
13:54I can't tell.
13:55I thought that was her mom.
13:57This is her mom?
13:57I thought so.
13:58Right here?
13:59Maybe it's her other sister.
14:00I think it's her.
14:00I think it's her.
14:01I think that's her sister.
14:03I don't know.
14:04Who's on the beach, then?
14:05Under the chair?
14:07Is that the mom?
14:09God, the hell.
14:10Why'd you freeze there?
14:11At least where the next scene was.
14:12I was pausing, getting ready.
14:13Keep going.
14:15Stop.
14:20I can't do it.
14:21Okay, no.
14:21It would have pink hair and blue eyes.
14:24It's so hard.
14:25Fujiwara has the bow, though.
14:27I think that's the mom.
14:28With the braids.
14:29The coconuts.
14:30Right?
14:31Okay.
14:31I guess.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Man.
14:34Maybe.
14:34All right, well.
14:36I needed to rewatch.
14:38Hmm.
14:40Yeah!
14:40Damn it!
14:43Fucking the one fucking scene.
14:45He just clicked in the middle to get rid of that,
14:47and the next thing he got was, uh,
14:49what's her name?
14:51Hayaski.
14:51Ripping through, being like,
14:52let me take a bath!
14:54That dude, that's so much.
14:55Good episode.
14:56Service.
14:56Good episode, yeah.
14:58I like being serviced sometimes.
15:01You know?
15:01Sure.
15:02That's why I go get oil change at Valvoline.
15:09I don't even have to get out of my car.
15:10I need to sit in there the whole time.
15:12They service me.
15:14They don't service you.
15:15They do!
15:16They service your motor.
15:18They provide me service.
15:20A service.
15:21I don't even get up.
15:22It's nice.
15:23I wish you would stop saying it wrong.
15:25I haven't, no.
15:25No, Val, yeah, you just go around in.
15:27You don't even have to get up.
15:28You don't have to get out.
15:29Just sit in the car.
15:30Just sit there, wait ten minutes, you're done.
15:32To change the oil?
15:33Yeah.
15:34Yeah.
15:34That's quick.
15:35Yeah.
15:35Awesome.
15:36You can do other stuff.
15:36You have to do appointments?
15:37Nope.
15:38No, you just pull in.
15:39Yeah, it's dry well.
15:40Okay.
15:42I might have to try it.
15:44Yeah.
15:44It's nice.
15:45It's nice to be serviced.
15:46I agree.
15:47I don't know why I'm so against it.
15:48You have your car serviced.
15:49I don't know why I'm so against it.
15:50The terminology you use should be correct.
15:54I think it is.
15:55Chat, let me know down in the bottom.
15:57Don't just call the people who you would wish to address at any point in time chat.
16:03That's what the kids say nowadays.
16:04I know.
16:04That's the lingo.
16:06We talked about aura farming.
16:07That's their lingo too.
16:09You know?
16:10Language is fluid.
16:11Coulson's just sitting there sometimes at the dinner table being like, chat, this looks
16:14great.
16:15And I'm like, who are you talking to?
16:19Have you ever heard of the, man, I can't remember the name of the theoretical mind formation
16:27that early humans had, where it was like, we used to have a consciousness, but we thought
16:33of it more as God speaking to us, but now it's more of yourself speaking to you.
16:37I like the idea that it evolves into chat speaking to you.
16:40There's a chat.
16:42They're always live streaming, and it's chat talking to you.
16:45That's why.
16:45Well, your eyes are live streaming to your brain, and your brain is just the person who's making
16:51the decisions.
16:52Like, there's definitely times I'm like, who are you talking to when you say chat like
16:55that?
16:55It's like, what do you mean?
16:56It's like, I'm just, just what you say.
16:58It's just a word.
16:59That's how, I tell you what you're made.
17:00At least here, like, I'm referring to other people somewhere out there.
17:02We say things that we don't know where they came from, and you'll be disappointed when
17:05you do.
17:06Yeah.
17:07Take out.
17:08And then it all wraps around being serviced.
17:11It all comes around being serviced, yeah.
17:13I heard a fun fact.
17:14Get banned on Twitch.
17:15Fun fact about what?
17:17I heard a fun fact about the narrator from the sub.
17:21In the sub, the narrator's tone is more like a nature documentary, and here it's more like
17:26wrestling from the story.
17:28Yeah, I really, like, people talk about how they enjoy both versions, and you so rarely
17:33hear that when it comes to the sub versus the top.
17:35Is it being different?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Here you see.
17:39Yeah.
17:40The male.
17:41Apparently that's what it is.
17:41It's more, it's more nature doc.
17:45I think this also answers my question about the, why she uses a flip phone.
17:50She's technologically illiterate.
17:51Yeah.
17:52A flip phone is much easier to use.
17:54Yeah.
17:54So I'm like, well, haven't they really gotten to that?
17:56Not a whole lot of extra buttons and stuff.
17:59I love that.
18:00She has her three contacts and her phone.
18:02Do it.
18:03Yeah.
18:03I love the, you know the old guy who sells candy in your town?
18:06Jeez, it's technologically advanced, isn't it?
18:08Just like that.
18:10You assume I had a town to have an old candy shop in.
18:12Trying to think of an old candy shop around here.
18:14The closest I can think of is a chocolate place.
18:15But it's close.
18:16It's an older guy, and it shut down, right?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Yeah.
18:18So he was also pretty technically literate.
18:21I guess.
18:21He had a website.
18:22The closest store I had to that would have been Pat's and Whipple, and they sold candy.
18:26And they were technologically literate.
18:28Remember the cereal store?
18:29That's gone now, right?
18:31Yeah, it's gone.
18:31It was like a breakfast cereal bar place?
18:33That was down there.
18:34Down that way on like Putnam?
18:35Yeah.
18:36Now that is, oh shoot.
18:39It's a farmer's market now.
18:40Is it?
18:41Yeah.
18:41Like they have a deli in there.
18:43You know what they should make?
18:43They should go down there and have a deli.
18:44They should make it.
18:45It's Huck's Farm Market.
18:47It's a Huck's.
18:48They have like.
18:48On Putnam?
18:49Yeah.
18:49They make sandwiches on Putnam now too.
18:51Oh.
18:52I mean, that's what it was.
18:54They should make it a ramen shop.
18:56I would love it for a ramen shop.
18:57Wouldn't it be great if there was just a ramen shop right here?
19:00Someone needs to make a ramen shop.
19:02We should.
19:02We should make a ramen.
19:03Like find people that can do it.
19:05But like we start a ramen shop so that we can go and get ramen.
19:09I bet it would do well around here.
19:10I think it would.
19:11It could.
19:13To have really good ramen broth, you have to like do it for a while and a long time and
19:18have like a certain amount of clientele to like keep that going.
19:21I would just hate for them to do that and then they don't have enough people and then
19:23they shut down.
19:24I mean, how many people around here that like would like ramen, you know?
19:26I bet there's a lot.
19:27At least us.
19:28Every day.
19:28We just eat there every day.
19:29Hey man.
19:30In my lifetime, like the anime like group was exposed to this area.
19:37Surely there's enough of them that would like ramen.
19:39I feel like I know tons of friends that love.
19:40All the kids do anime now.
19:41When I was a kid, no.
19:43There was no anime out there.
19:44I feel like I know tons of people who love anime and all that kind of stuff would love
19:47ramen.
19:47My kids love ramen, you know?
19:48Yeah.
19:50That'd be great.
19:51Jansi makes pretty good ramen.
19:52I want to start it, but we get it at a cost whenever we get to bowl.
19:55Okay.
19:56And that's the only benefit we get.
19:57Sure.
19:57Everything else, it works normally.
19:58All right.
19:59Well, make it happen, chat.
20:00Well, I don't think that they do that.
20:04Thank you guys so much for watching this episode with us.
20:07If you want to find us in various socials like that, uh, Twitter.
20:13Yeah.
20:13Twitter doesn't exist anymore.
20:14I don't know what it's called, but you can find us on our socials.
20:16I'm there.
20:17Links down in the description.
20:18Did you know that we have links in the description?
20:20Put it down in the description right now.
20:20TikTok.
20:21We've had that in every video and you've ignored it.
20:24MySpace.
20:26Tom.
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