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00:01:08hello one and all
00:01:10and welcome back to another thrilling episode of Dimension twenty city council
00:01:13of darkness
00:01:14I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:01:15With me as always are intrepid heroes.
00:01:17Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:01:18Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:01:21Folks.
00:01:24Whoa, looks cool.
00:01:26Let's see how many I got.
00:01:28Last time we left off,
00:01:30our intrepid heroes
00:01:32had gotten a little bit sideways
00:01:35at a party
00:01:37at the top of the Wing Street penthouse
00:01:39in San Francisco, California.
00:01:42It turns out that things did not go according to plan
00:01:45when Darkness Man
00:01:46and his sidekick Bat Child
00:01:50needed to go get a Christian virgin
00:01:53to provide food
00:01:54for the Reverend Tarkar,
00:01:57a Nosferatu elder brought
00:01:58by the Prince of San Francisco
00:02:00here to this place
00:02:02in the shadowy underworld of vampires.
00:02:06The party went really, really bad.
00:02:07A tech CEO got his head
00:02:09chopped off by a vampire elder
00:02:12who had VR goggles on.
00:02:14A guy named Kenny
00:02:15that Zack brought,
00:02:17was actually a member
00:02:17of the Second Inquisition
00:02:19and a helicopter launched.
00:02:21It wasn't Zack, it was Zayth.
00:02:23It was Zayth.
00:02:24Zayth brought a dum-dum.
00:02:26Completely different guy.
00:02:27Completely different guy.
00:02:29It's not me.
00:02:32Madelaine had sort of brought
00:02:34these elder Camarilla vampires
00:02:35to this function,
00:02:37ended up eating
00:02:38an old British lord
00:02:40as H.J. took a sip of blood
00:02:44from someone who was
00:02:45on some SSRIs.
00:02:47Felt something a little...
00:02:49Serious.
00:02:52Serious.
00:02:52We're taking a photo?
00:02:54And Levante managed
00:02:56to pull it out
00:02:57of a total nosedive
00:02:58as also being live-streamed
00:02:59in Breach of the Masquerade
00:03:00by successfully convincing
00:03:01everyone at the party
00:03:02and the couple thousand
00:03:04people watching
00:03:04that this was all a Banksy.
00:03:06It's a Banksy!
00:03:07It worked, actually.
00:03:08It works every time.
00:03:09It's a great perfect excuse.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:11Almost anything.
00:03:12This is a Banksy right here.
00:03:13This is a Banksy.
00:03:14Essentially a Banksy.
00:03:16Arriving in Perpy, Oregon,
00:03:19you were all,
00:03:20against your will,
00:03:20packed in your coffins
00:03:21on a Penske truck,
00:03:23moving up to
00:03:24a millennial gray Airbnb.
00:03:26Relatable.
00:03:27Here, off of Hillcrest Road,
00:03:29I believe on Sunny Court
00:03:31in the town of Perpy, Oregon,
00:03:34where you were contacted
00:03:36by the Reverend,
00:03:39by the elders of the Camarilla,
00:03:41giving you your tasks
00:03:43of establishing
00:03:44a Camarilla dominion
00:03:45in Perpy.
00:03:47Lou, do you have those tasks
00:03:48in front of you?
00:03:48I do.
00:03:48Thirteen tasks.
00:03:49Thirteen.
00:03:50To control the aristocracy,
00:03:52to corrupt the clergy,
00:03:53to master the engines
00:03:54of the state,
00:03:55to command the flow of money,
00:03:56to dominate all cultural forces,
00:03:58to establish Elysium
00:04:00and a Council of the Primogen,
00:04:01to expel
00:04:02on all non-Camarilla vampires,
00:04:05to utterly destroy
00:04:07the Sabbat.
00:04:08And then I start writing less.
00:04:10To banish Anarchs,
00:04:11to repel Lupines,
00:04:13to embrace mortal mages.
00:04:15Then I just wrote
00:04:16Fae Ghost Demons,
00:04:18and then to thwart
00:04:19Hunters and the Inquisition.
00:04:21Mmm.
00:04:23These are the tasks
00:04:25laid before us.
00:04:26That's CEO energy right there.
00:04:27Hey, what's up, man?
00:04:29Always taking notes.
00:04:29Yeah.
00:04:30If the CEO gave me
00:04:31thirteen tasks,
00:04:32I would be like,
00:04:33let's start with one.
00:04:34Let's start with one, sir.
00:04:36Hey, let's start with none.
00:04:39What do you mean I'm fired?
00:04:42I'm a personality hire.
00:04:43I'm a personality hire.
00:04:45In Perpy,
00:04:45you guys met
00:04:46some of your herd
00:04:48that had been provided for you,
00:04:50again, by Zayth's sire.
00:04:53You met Tevin,
00:04:55who's a sort of Etsy trader.
00:04:58Deepak, who's a podcast editor.
00:05:00You met Ethel,
00:05:02who just would love a conversation.
00:05:04And Cornelio,
00:05:05who appears to be working
00:05:07on a newspaper.
00:05:08All of whom seem
00:05:09to have a remote job
00:05:10where they can pick up
00:05:10and move to live
00:05:12at the top floor
00:05:12of an Airbnb
00:05:13so that when the time is right,
00:05:15vampires can come
00:05:16and drink some of their blood.
00:05:17Not a bad deal for them.
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:19Or not a bad deal for you.
00:05:20You split up early in the night
00:05:22to sort of get a lay of the land
00:05:24as best you could.
00:05:25Off to fight crime.
00:05:27Darkness Man and Bat Child.
00:05:29Also to help,
00:05:30because Bat Child,
00:05:31after eating a missile,
00:05:33had a tremendous amount of hunger.
00:05:35Was it five hunger?
00:05:36Yeah, makes no sense.
00:05:37Makes no sense.
00:05:38Wouldn't you be less hungry
00:05:40after eating a missile?
00:05:42And you bounded over the roofs
00:05:45of Perpy
00:05:46and seeing an indication
00:05:47of Perpy's sort of deteriorating,
00:05:49infrastructure.
00:05:49Darkness Man leapt
00:05:51from house to house
00:05:52and just smashed both legs
00:05:54through the roofing
00:05:55of the house
00:05:56sort of across the back.
00:06:00And discovered
00:06:01in record speed
00:06:04that there was sort of
00:06:05a mean-spirited,
00:06:06borderline abusive husband
00:06:08in the house.
00:06:09I'd say verbally.
00:06:10His tone was off.
00:06:11Really?
00:06:12It was really a tone issue.
00:06:13He called her a cow.
00:06:14Bethany's a real man.
00:06:15I wrote that down as a note.
00:06:16Bethany's a real man.
00:06:19and you guys
00:06:20ate her husband quick.
00:06:22Calling someone a cow
00:06:23is just such a funny shortcut
00:06:24to this guy needs to die.
00:06:26Needs to die.
00:06:27It's one of those things
00:06:28where it's like,
00:06:28I don't believe,
00:06:29I don't believe legally
00:06:31and societally
00:06:32we should have a structure
00:06:33by which we kill people
00:06:34for calling someone a cow.
00:06:36But on a personal level,
00:06:37yeah, you should be dead.
00:06:39Yeah, 100%.
00:06:40Yeah, 100%.
00:06:41After eating that guy,
00:06:43you guys sprinted off into town
00:06:44and found a little hotel
00:06:47and then also found
00:06:47the police precinct
00:06:48and realized it's kind of,
00:06:50the fuzz is active,
00:06:51there's some sirens going.
00:06:54Levante and H.J.
00:06:56wended their way down
00:06:57to an intersection
00:06:58a little bit farther away
00:06:59where you saw
00:07:01the Dignity Senior Living Solutions Complex
00:07:04across from
00:07:05the Silver Meadows Senior Center
00:07:06and the beginning construction
00:07:08of the Golden Bounty
00:07:09Retirement Community.
00:07:11Three different
00:07:12senior living centers
00:07:14all on the same intersection
00:07:16and Levante turned to H.J.
00:07:18and said,
00:07:18this town is dying.
00:07:20You also met
00:07:21Willie Coop.
00:07:22Met a man named Willie Coop.
00:07:23You met a man named Willie Coop
00:07:24who was having a hard time
00:07:25parking his car
00:07:26with all of these meter
00:07:28sort of like spots
00:07:29that want him to link
00:07:30his 23 and me
00:07:34to his parking.
00:07:36He talked to you
00:07:37a little bit
00:07:38about the history of the town.
00:07:39He's like an old farmer.
00:07:40He's been in the town
00:07:40for a long, long time.
00:07:42Our friends Zaythe and Madelaine
00:07:46met Rory and Miranda Lohman,
00:07:49just walked up
00:07:49to a house with lights on
00:07:51and changed their life.
00:07:54Rom-com when.
00:07:55Went on down to the university,
00:07:57saw a little bit
00:07:57of what was going on.
00:07:58You guys also learned
00:07:59that the mayor of the town
00:08:00has a dog, Rufus.
00:08:02You headed over to Mike's,
00:08:04which is where
00:08:04some of the sort of seniors,
00:08:06some of the older
00:08:07college students
00:08:08go and drink along
00:08:08with some bikers,
00:08:09a little bit more of a dive.
00:08:11And you saw a railroad track
00:08:13and saw people
00:08:14getting up to
00:08:15sort of town
00:08:17pastime here,
00:08:17skip the lip,
00:08:19which is where you jump up
00:08:20on the railroad track
00:08:21and you jump off
00:08:22while spinning.
00:08:23Hey, fun.
00:08:24That child killed
00:08:26skipping the lip.
00:08:28That child crushed
00:08:30triple double.
00:08:30Emily Axford skipped the lip
00:08:31when she was younger.
00:08:32Oh, okay.
00:08:33We need to stop
00:08:34making fun of skipping the lip.
00:08:35The amount of pennies
00:08:36that I smashed
00:08:36on those railroad tracks
00:08:37as a child.
00:08:38I believe it.
00:08:40I think you also had,
00:08:41Madeline had a premonition
00:08:42of a French military officer
00:08:46of a bygone age
00:08:47handing her a shovel
00:08:48as sort of doom approached.
00:08:51And you arrived at Mike's bar
00:08:53where one of the bikers
00:08:56started singing a beautiful song
00:08:58and Rory and Miranda
00:09:01went to go fuck in the bathroom
00:09:02and you guys looked at each other
00:09:03and realized it was Saturday.
00:09:07Devastating.
00:09:08Devastating.
00:09:08Devastating.
00:09:08But they did give us
00:09:09the keys to that BW.
00:09:11Yes.
00:09:11Oh yeah, we have a car now.
00:09:13That's awesome.
00:09:13So ultimately we do have a car.
00:09:14Bad Child at that point
00:09:15cast a ritual
00:09:16to connect with
00:09:17any present fetters.
00:09:19Any of the bindings
00:09:21keeping the souls of the dead
00:09:23chained up in
00:09:26or attached to Perpy.
00:09:28You detected here at the mine.
00:09:31Oh, why do I,
00:09:31why would I point with my human hand?
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:33Here.
00:09:34Get the big boy out.
00:09:35Here at the mine.
00:09:35You're a slightly larger pointer.
00:09:36A slightly larger,
00:09:37yeah, I have,
00:09:37well I have to do more pointing
00:09:39so he gave me.
00:09:42It's okay that they gave me.
00:09:43It's a feat.
00:09:44It needed to be 1.2 size.
00:09:45I saw you bring that in from your car.
00:09:47You brought that from home.
00:09:49It's a little kind of comparison.
00:09:51Yeah, I had to.
00:09:51Just I'm saying like
00:09:52if all of us went after
00:09:53we could take it down.
00:09:56The children of the night
00:09:57respect your elder vampire.
00:10:02I need it for prep work at home.
00:10:07Sensed a preponderance
00:10:10of the malevolent dead
00:10:12up at the old Whitaker silver mine.
00:10:15You all of us also discovered
00:10:16some information from Willie,
00:10:18I believe,
00:10:18about different families
00:10:19sort of stuff about
00:10:20Douglases and Whitakers
00:10:21and different sort of families
00:10:23in the town.
00:10:24You sensed that there was
00:10:25one fetter closer in the town
00:10:28somewhere in downtown
00:10:30that there was a spirit.
00:10:32However, I will also say
00:10:34the hour that approaches
00:10:36means it is almost time
00:10:39for mics to close.
00:10:42It is basically 11.50.
00:10:44Mike's closes in 10 minutes
00:10:46as you finish this.
00:10:49Mike's closes at midnight.
00:10:51At that point,
00:10:51it is up to you
00:10:52to determine what to do.
00:10:53But we return to Purpy
00:10:54with this ritual concluding
00:10:56as all of you guys
00:10:58see sort of the last
00:11:00little businesses closing up
00:11:01here in Purpy
00:11:02in your first night in town.
00:11:04should we go to downtown or?
00:11:08That's awesome.
00:11:09Yeah, let's check it out.
00:11:10For once,
00:11:11you have a good idea.
00:11:13Oh my gosh.
00:11:14Stop.
00:11:16Wow.
00:11:17They have a true rivalry.
00:11:19I mean,
00:11:20and personally,
00:11:21I think that's exciting.
00:11:22I think that's exciting.
00:11:22Rivalries push us further.
00:11:24I don't care
00:11:25what you're led by
00:11:26as long as you're led.
00:11:27Stop this bullying.
00:11:27As long as the two boys
00:11:29are fighting,
00:11:30it doesn't matter over what.
00:11:31So we've got a VW?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:34Are we all hopping
00:11:35in the car?
00:11:37Could we fit me six?
00:11:38I'm happy to go on top.
00:11:40Okay.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:41Downtown.
00:11:42I have a bunch of bungee cords.
00:11:44I need to make sure it's safe.
00:11:45Are you okay with that?
00:11:45Yeah, will you strap me
00:11:46in like a set of skis?
00:11:47It's so tight.
00:11:49Like a Christmas tree
00:11:50on top of the car.
00:11:51Bad Child,
00:11:52is there anything
00:11:53you can decipher
00:11:54about this person
00:11:55we're going to
00:11:56or this being
00:11:58we'll be in touch with?
00:11:59Well,
00:12:00I know that the ones
00:12:01in the mine,
00:12:02I don't think we want
00:12:03to approach them first,
00:12:04but there's one
00:12:04that I think is,
00:12:05if not benevolent,
00:12:07perhaps it's neutral.
00:12:09But I did have an idea.
00:12:11Do you guys have
00:12:12those VR sets,
00:12:13the Spires VR sets?
00:12:15I mean,
00:12:16I'm sure I probably have
00:12:17one packed into
00:12:18the bottom of my coffin
00:12:19back at the place.
00:12:21I'm a bit of a gadgeteer,
00:12:22and I was thinking
00:12:23that I could maybe
00:12:24try and work on it
00:12:26to turn it into
00:12:26sort of like
00:12:27a spirit detector goggles.
00:12:29Cool.
00:12:29That's great.
00:12:30Love it.
00:12:30That kind of innovation
00:12:31I think will push
00:12:32this group forward
00:12:33at a velocity
00:12:34I think Ethel had
00:12:35like a hot glue gun.
00:12:37That will come into play
00:12:38heavily.
00:12:38She was rhinestoning.
00:12:39Yeah, yeah.
00:12:40She was rhinestoning.
00:12:41I love it.
00:12:41Look at this.
00:12:42Look at everyone ate,
00:12:43everyone fed,
00:12:44and look at the way
00:12:45the ideas are flowing now.
00:12:46People want to go places.
00:12:47People want to build things.
00:12:48People are generating rivalries,
00:12:50which I think clearly
00:12:51Zayt is kind of
00:12:52in the lead of right now.
00:12:53Stop.
00:12:54He's so dominant.
00:12:56Zayt is really dominant.
00:12:57busting your balls, right?
00:12:59It still hurts all the same.
00:13:01Hey, we're going to have
00:13:02to toughen up in this world.
00:13:04H.J. grabs his cane
00:13:05and smashes through a window.
00:13:07Let's go.
00:13:08And then I take the door.
00:13:10I take the door.
00:13:11I leave about $600
00:13:13on the table.
00:13:14I kiss the bartender.
00:13:15We know it's so expensive.
00:13:16Okay, well, shit.
00:13:18You guys head out.
00:13:19This place was pretty nice.
00:13:20I mean, it's the latest
00:13:22that it goes, right?
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:23It seemed important.
00:13:25It seems like the only
00:13:26technical establishment
00:13:27that we've been to.
00:13:28I feel like we need to get
00:13:30one of those smoke machines,
00:13:31you know, where you put
00:13:32the old-fashioned in the thing
00:13:33and then you generate
00:13:34the smoke out of it.
00:13:35Oh, but people have to be
00:13:36really careful.
00:13:37That can turn into a lawsuit.
00:13:39Really?
00:13:40You are very litigious.
00:13:42And I like that.
00:13:44I like that we have that.
00:13:44I'm not litigious.
00:13:45I think that's like
00:13:45the number one character game
00:13:47you're hoping to play this season.
00:13:49No, I'm trying to be a zoologist,
00:13:51but you're right.
00:13:52My path has clearly diverged in.
00:13:54Thank you for reminding me.
00:13:55I take a level of hunger.
00:13:59Hungry for the law.
00:14:00No, it's true.
00:14:01Speaking of Bad Child
00:14:03having just fed,
00:14:05we should take back roads.
00:14:07We should do this way,
00:14:09down like the sick pear street.
00:14:11Why is that?
00:14:11What's going on?
00:14:12Oh, we told you.
00:14:13We ate someone.
00:14:13Oh, right, right.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16He was a bad guy.
00:14:17Bad guy.
00:14:17He was a really bad guy.
00:14:18Yeah.
00:14:19Justice is served.
00:14:19What did he do?
00:14:20He called his wife
00:14:21a cow repeatedly.
00:14:23Oh, my God.
00:14:23But first,
00:14:24it was like
00:14:24leaving out the squirrel traps
00:14:26was on her.
00:14:27Yeah, which is also like,
00:14:28why are you trapping squirrels?
00:14:30You should be letting them
00:14:31feed with abandon
00:14:32from your bird feeders.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:34Mean to squirrels.
00:14:35Mean to squirrels.
00:14:37Hey, I don't...
00:14:38The many things
00:14:39we should be litigious about,
00:14:41the death of this man
00:14:42is not one of them.
00:14:43It's not one of them.
00:14:44Let's hop into the car.
00:14:45You need to be
00:14:45really secretive about it.
00:14:47So if anyone has a disguise...
00:14:51You hop up in the VW.
00:14:53I put Christmas lights around you.
00:14:54Great.
00:14:55I'm a Christmas tree.
00:14:56A pre-decorated Christmas tree
00:14:58that we're driving home.
00:14:59That's right.
00:15:00They bought me from last year.
00:15:01Bad Child gets on top of the car.
00:15:04Me, a seven foot tall man,
00:15:05gets inside
00:15:06and sits in the middle.
00:15:09Shotgun middle seat.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14Bad Child,
00:15:14go ahead and give me
00:15:16dexterity plus stealth.
00:15:18Dexterity plus stealth.
00:15:19Difficulty of four.
00:15:20Okay.
00:15:21I actually do have
00:15:22an ability that lets me
00:15:23add two dice
00:15:24to my stealth rolls.
00:15:26Hell yeah.
00:15:27So would that apply?
00:15:27Okay.
00:15:29Dexterity plus stealth.
00:15:30And I'm going to use
00:15:31my cloak of shadows
00:15:32to just look like
00:15:33a bag of trash
00:15:34in the middle of the car.
00:15:37Who put this?
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:41Three successes.
00:15:42You can do willpower, right?
00:15:43If you don't want to fail this.
00:15:45Okay, fine.
00:15:45I'll do it.
00:15:46I will use my zealotry.
00:15:48Okay.
00:15:48Or my willpower.
00:15:49Just a regular willpower.
00:15:50Yeah, just use a willpower.
00:15:51Yeah, I was just saying
00:15:52I think it'd be bad
00:15:53to get pulled over
00:15:54after we just murder somebody.
00:15:56Oh, that's a crit.
00:15:57Hell yeah.
00:15:58Just one though.
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59So four successes.
00:16:00Four successes.
00:16:00I think that bad child,
00:16:01you get up on the roof
00:16:02of the car
00:16:02and going through town,
00:16:04there are active police.
00:16:05There's just been
00:16:06a crazy violent,
00:16:07there are cops cruising around.
00:16:09I'm going to get him
00:16:09off my tail
00:16:10by singing Christmas songs
00:16:11really loud.
00:16:12You look like
00:16:13a haunted decoration.
00:16:15So you,
00:16:16I think.
00:16:18What a child is this?
00:16:21What a child is this?
00:16:23The religious song.
00:16:24I saw the old hymns.
00:16:26It's like a warbling
00:16:26child's voice.
00:16:28Incredible.
00:16:29So you guys take off
00:16:30five vampires
00:16:31packed into the body
00:16:32of VW Bug
00:16:33and one vampire on top.
00:16:34Drive off into the night.
00:16:36Where do you head off to?
00:16:37Downtown.
00:16:39Great.
00:16:39Downtown.
00:16:40We take the long way.
00:16:42You drive up
00:16:43and around the university.
00:16:45University's getting
00:16:45pretty quiet already
00:16:47even here at midnight
00:16:48on a Saturday.
00:16:49Since I am
00:16:49on the top of the car,
00:16:50I will use the time,
00:16:51like the time
00:16:53to just get a lay of the land.
00:16:55the things
00:16:55I would be looking for
00:16:56would be a library
00:16:57or a zoo.
00:16:59So if I see
00:17:00either of you.
00:17:00Any libraries or zoo?
00:17:01Yeah.
00:17:02Give me
00:17:03an investigation check.
00:17:08One success.
00:17:10All right.
00:17:11Zoo?
00:17:13That's definitely a zoo.
00:17:15They got elephants here, right?
00:17:17Zoo is...
00:17:17They got elephants, right?
00:17:18In the direction
00:17:19you're traveling,
00:17:20you don't see
00:17:20a library or a zoo.
00:17:22You do see
00:17:23that there is
00:17:23one place
00:17:24that still remains
00:17:25open at this time.
00:17:27All the way,
00:17:28like right over
00:17:29in this area,
00:17:30there appears
00:17:31to be a business
00:17:31that still has
00:17:32some cars parked
00:17:34out front
00:17:34and is still operational.
00:17:36University associated.
00:17:37Can we see what it is?
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:38Looking out,
00:17:39you see that there
00:17:40is a very
00:17:42straight up rusty,
00:17:43sad looking
00:17:44storage container
00:17:45that has been
00:17:46modded out
00:17:47into a building.
00:17:48and you see
00:17:49that it has
00:17:50a sign out front
00:17:51that is a
00:17:52non-functional neon
00:17:54that essentially
00:17:55just has a light bulb
00:17:56hanging over it
00:17:56to illuminate
00:17:57the front
00:17:57of a defunct neon sign
00:17:59that says
00:17:59Sweetie Pies.
00:18:00And you see
00:18:01that it has
00:18:01a pole
00:18:02next to it.
00:18:03Oh.
00:18:04So I think,
00:18:05is it like
00:18:05stripper bar?
00:18:06Oh.
00:18:08Levante looks
00:18:09over to H.J.
00:18:10A strong urge
00:18:12to just reach over
00:18:13and slam
00:18:13on the brake pedal.
00:18:15Why are we
00:18:16stopping
00:18:17the ghost?
00:18:18Do people want to
00:18:18stop?
00:18:19I'll stop real quick.
00:18:20I'm pulling over it.
00:18:21I'm cool to stop.
00:18:22I think we should stop.
00:18:23There's a spirit
00:18:24that calls to us.
00:18:25Well, there's a spirit
00:18:26that calls to me.
00:18:28The spirit of the stripper.
00:18:29There are many spirits
00:18:30in here calling to me.
00:18:31I've been possessed.
00:18:34I'm doing a ritual
00:18:35right now
00:18:36and I'll tell you
00:18:37all roads lead
00:18:38to Sweetie Pies.
00:18:40Hell yeah.
00:18:41You guys,
00:18:42you guys parked the car.
00:18:44He completely abandoned
00:18:46the quest for the spirit.
00:18:47You couldn't be
00:18:47more right.
00:18:48Okay, let's go
00:18:49to Sweetie Pies.
00:18:51Unbelievable.
00:18:52You guys get
00:18:52in the parking lot.
00:18:53You see,
00:18:54there are
00:18:55quite a few cars
00:18:57parked out here.
00:18:58Many of them
00:19:00look,
00:19:01in other words,
00:19:02there's nothing nice
00:19:03about this spot.
00:19:04It looks like a lot
00:19:05of the people
00:19:05that are here
00:19:06are people
00:19:06that either
00:19:07want a place
00:19:08to not be alone
00:19:09at 1230
00:19:10and like AM.
00:19:12But you hear music
00:19:13sort of thumping out
00:19:14this corrugated
00:19:15storage container.
00:19:17It is,
00:19:18like a surgeon here,
00:19:18it is quite narrow.
00:19:20As you approach,
00:19:22do you actually
00:19:23go to walk inside?
00:19:24I walk straight up
00:19:26to the bouncer
00:19:26and I say,
00:19:27what's up?
00:19:28We're friends
00:19:28with the hot one.
00:19:29You walk up.
00:19:30You see that
00:19:31there's a guy outside.
00:19:32There is an older,
00:19:34very broad-shouldered
00:19:36bouncer,
00:19:37older black man.
00:19:38He's got a big
00:19:39leather jacket
00:19:40that looks like
00:19:42very nice
00:19:42and good repair.
00:19:43But for even a big guy,
00:19:45the jacket is
00:19:45like a size
00:19:46too large for him.
00:19:47He looks just
00:19:47from like some,
00:19:48you know,
00:19:49crow's feet around
00:19:49his eyes
00:19:50like he might
00:19:50be an older guy.
00:19:51You see he's
00:19:52on a stool outside
00:19:53not for lack
00:19:54of like wanting
00:19:56to be out
00:19:57in the cool night air.
00:19:58You see that
00:19:59this storage container
00:20:01is so ill-designed
00:20:02that he can't,
00:20:03there's not a space
00:20:04for his seat
00:20:05on the inside
00:20:05of the building.
00:20:06So as you walk
00:20:07up to him,
00:20:07he looks out
00:20:08and goes
00:20:09what was your question?
00:20:11What'd you say?
00:20:11I said we're friends
00:20:12with the hot one
00:20:13and she said
00:20:14come here.
00:20:16What?
00:20:17We're friends
00:20:18with the hot one
00:20:20is my good friend
00:20:21and I go to shake his hand.
00:20:23The one that's like this
00:20:23and then she's like this
00:20:25and then she's like this.
00:20:28Can I see ID?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Great.
00:20:34Pull out a $100 bill.
00:20:36He takes the $100 bill.
00:20:38Snap, snap.
00:20:39Fold, fold, smile.
00:20:41Puts it in.
00:20:42So I need some ID.
00:20:45So that's not
00:20:46how this works.
00:20:48You're going to
00:20:48accept the bribe
00:20:49but then not fall to it?
00:20:51Feels okay.
00:20:52Rude.
00:20:53Rude.
00:20:54I hand him my ID.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55You hand him an ID.
00:20:56He checks it safe.
00:20:57Says, all right.
00:20:58Standard room only.
00:21:00And where's
00:21:00the champagne room?
00:21:02Champagne room?
00:21:03The champagne room.
00:21:04For the VIP people.
00:21:05I hand him another $100 bill.
00:21:07For the friends
00:21:07of the hot room.
00:21:08There's no champagne room.
00:21:09There's no champagne room.
00:21:12I don't think this man
00:21:12has ever seen
00:21:13a $100 bill before.
00:21:14This is Sweetie Pies.
00:21:15This is not.
00:21:16He says,
00:21:17you just go inside.
00:21:18And you see,
00:21:19he ushers you
00:21:20into the room.
00:21:21The rules are different
00:21:21up here, I guess.
00:21:22The rules are different.
00:21:23Missed opportunity
00:21:24after missed opportunity.
00:21:26I like this guy.
00:21:28I walk in so embarrassed.
00:21:30I have my hat down
00:21:31all the way.
00:21:32You see that,
00:21:33if you pull your jacket
00:21:34and he goes,
00:21:35ID?
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:37I assume I have ID.
00:21:38I walk behind him
00:21:39as,
00:21:41I'm just using
00:21:42the seven foot man
00:21:43for cover.
00:21:44He's a seven foot man.
00:21:44I've never shown anybody
00:21:45ID in my 300 years of life.
00:21:47I love it.
00:21:48You see that as you
00:21:49lean in and hand him
00:21:49your ID,
00:21:50he just goes,
00:21:51pervert.
00:21:55I walk out
00:22:02and then I walk.
00:22:03Oh, this is your guy, huh?
00:22:04This is your guy?
00:22:06Yeah, I think honestly
00:22:07that's what motivates
00:22:08Star Wars.
00:22:08That was,
00:22:09can I be honest
00:22:10with everyone?
00:22:10That was my worst fear.
00:22:13You would be called
00:22:14a pervert immediately?
00:22:15I would come here
00:22:16and be called a pervert.
00:22:17Dirty dog.
00:22:19Can I just say,
00:22:22finally understand
00:22:23what the darkness
00:22:23is about?
00:22:24You see,
00:22:26you guys make your way
00:22:27into sweetie pies.
00:22:28All of the tables
00:22:28are kind of like
00:22:30stools and high tops.
00:22:32So, you know,
00:22:32it's like all these
00:22:33like high bar tables
00:22:34flush to the wall.
00:22:36It's impossible
00:22:37to almost even get
00:22:38to the stage.
00:22:38It is just a shipping container.
00:22:40There's a small stage.
00:22:41You hear a voice say,
00:22:43sort of this thumping music
00:22:44comes on going,
00:22:46all right,
00:22:47all right,
00:22:47everybody.
00:22:48Well,
00:22:49time to get those wallets
00:22:50opened for your next dancer.
00:22:52Welcome to the stage.
00:22:54Sasha.
00:22:55And you see this woman,
00:22:57this tall,
00:22:57sort of lanky woman,
00:22:59walks out,
00:23:01puts a hand up,
00:23:02sort of,
00:23:02some actual,
00:23:03like, investment in light.
00:23:04So, sort of,
00:23:05like, purple and red light,
00:23:06sort of strafe across.
00:23:08See, she sort of,
00:23:09like, hangs off the pole,
00:23:10moves around,
00:23:11starts to get into her routine,
00:23:13swings,
00:23:14kicks a leg out,
00:23:15and hits the side
00:23:16of the storage container
00:23:17and goes,
00:23:17fuck!
00:23:18And you see her
00:23:19and goes,
00:23:20oh, shit!
00:23:20And two guys get up,
00:23:21she goes,
00:23:22goddammit!
00:23:23As just,
00:23:23she says,
00:23:24it's not fucking safe in here!
00:23:26And you see that
00:23:27the sort of men
00:23:28help her up on her feet
00:23:29and she goes,
00:23:30goddammit!
00:23:31An older woman
00:23:32walks over and says,
00:23:33Sasha, sweetie,
00:23:34I'm so,
00:23:34god,
00:23:34I'm sorry.
00:23:35Here,
00:23:35let me get,
00:23:35get,
00:23:36just get back in the car
00:23:37so you can get drinks.
00:23:39And you see that
00:23:40she starts to gesture
00:23:41to her outside.
00:23:42As you see someone else
00:23:43taking drink orders
00:23:44from people
00:23:44just opens a door
00:23:46in the back
00:23:46of the strip club
00:23:48to a just idling car
00:23:51to go to the truckaroo
00:23:53and get drinks for people
00:23:54because there's no kitchen
00:23:55in this place.
00:23:56My god,
00:23:58the truckaroo.
00:23:59Where are the people
00:24:00arriving in the corner?
00:24:01I'm not even sure
00:24:02you can call this
00:24:03your strip club.
00:24:04This is an opportunity.
00:24:05Brother,
00:24:06if you don't already
00:24:07think I have notes.
00:24:07This is an opportunity.
00:24:09You got notes
00:24:10because I've been writing
00:24:10little notes in my moleskin.
00:24:12I show them my notes.
00:24:15I'm thinking about the,
00:24:15oh,
00:24:16I'm thinking all the same things.
00:24:17Okay,
00:24:17I'm thinking we buy the bar
00:24:19underground.
00:24:20We put a strip club.
00:24:22Then we can hang out
00:24:23down there all the time.
00:24:24Oh my gosh.
00:24:25And we don't have to live
00:24:26underneath the Etsy guy
00:24:27and the old lady.
00:24:27Yeah.
00:24:28Aren't they there for us?
00:24:30You see the older woman
00:24:31comes over and says,
00:24:32everyone,
00:24:32guys,
00:24:33you need to clear a path
00:24:34and the fire marshal
00:24:34will shut us down.
00:24:35I hand her a $100 bill.
00:24:37Thank you.
00:24:38All right,
00:24:38so,
00:24:38walls,
00:24:39walls.
00:24:39Understood.
00:24:40I don't think
00:24:41they understand.
00:24:42I told you.
00:24:42This doesn't work anymore.
00:24:44Are there a lot of people here?
00:24:46You look around
00:24:47and see that there are,
00:24:47there are about like
00:24:48a little more than
00:24:50a dozen men
00:24:51in the audience
00:24:52who all appear to,
00:24:54again,
00:24:54you see that like,
00:24:55the vibe,
00:24:56you've been in some
00:24:57strip clubs
00:24:57that have a feeling
00:24:58of sourness
00:25:00or sleaziness
00:25:00from like,
00:25:01high finance,
00:25:02weird domineering.
00:25:04All these guys
00:25:04look like they're here
00:25:05to A,
00:25:06support the dancers
00:25:07and be somewhere
00:25:09past midnight
00:25:10is what the vibe
00:25:12of this space is.
00:25:13So,
00:25:14they're looking out.
00:25:15You see that this woman
00:25:16goes,
00:25:17you see that she looks at you,
00:25:18she takes a look
00:25:19at Madelaine
00:25:19and Zaythe in particular
00:25:20and it's like,
00:25:21oh,
00:25:23some young lady
00:25:25enjoying some exotic dance.
00:25:27That's wonderful.
00:25:28You drink for free.
00:25:29Do you want chicken fingers?
00:25:33No.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:35Hey,
00:25:35I get it.
00:25:36Maybe I should,
00:25:37maybe I should come back.
00:25:39Maybe.
00:25:39Maybe I have too many,
00:25:40you know?
00:25:41You know what,
00:25:42darling?
00:25:43You have the chicken fingers.
00:25:45They're on me.
00:25:46At my rest?
00:25:47Okay,
00:25:48sure.
00:25:48Yeah,
00:25:49they're on you.
00:25:50You got it.
00:25:50It's like at a sushi spot,
00:25:52you buy sake for the chef.
00:25:53For the chef.
00:25:54It's chicken fingers
00:25:55for the lady
00:25:55who's running to the chef.
00:25:56We'd like to buy
00:25:57chicken fingers
00:25:58for everyone in the car.
00:25:59You see that she looks over
00:26:01and says,
00:26:01I'm Susan,
00:26:02I'm the proprietor.
00:26:04I'm the original Sweetie Pie.
00:26:06So,
00:26:07so come on in.
00:26:07I'm sweet.
00:26:09You see she says,
00:26:10Jeff,
00:26:10get up,
00:26:11let him,
00:26:11let him,
00:26:11let him sit down.
00:26:12And just,
00:26:13just for you,
00:26:14like,
00:26:14gives you a place.
00:26:15She's just,
00:26:15I think you're so excited
00:26:16to have like a woman.
00:26:17Somehow I have a spotlight on me.
00:26:19I can't really tell
00:26:20where it's from,
00:26:21but it's so perfectly
00:26:23in the seat.
00:26:24You see that coming out
00:26:26from the outside
00:26:27with sort of a coat
00:26:29and some UGG boots on,
00:26:30you see clearly
00:26:31one of the dancers
00:26:32comes in
00:26:32with a little plastic
00:26:33to-go bag
00:26:34that immediately smells
00:26:35like chicken fingers
00:26:36that you just see
00:26:38has Angie's diner on it
00:26:40and she takes it out
00:26:41of the container
00:26:42and just serves it
00:26:43in the styrofoam
00:26:44to one of the guys
00:26:45seated at a table.
00:26:47You see that Susan
00:26:47looks over at her
00:26:48and says,
00:26:48Kelly,
00:26:50Sasha fucked up her foot again.
00:26:51Can you get,
00:26:51can you back on the stage?
00:26:52And you see that this dancer
00:26:53is so short.
00:26:55She's like 4'11
00:26:56and gets up and goes,
00:26:59yeah, you got it.
00:27:00I'll get started
00:27:01and walks over
00:27:02and says,
00:27:03welcome back to the stage.
00:27:05Oh, looks like
00:27:06a little luck of the Irish.
00:27:08It's Kelly Sweeney.
00:27:09She pops her Uggs
00:27:10and coat off
00:27:11and you see she has
00:27:12like a shamrock bra
00:27:14with like a Trinity harp
00:27:15on the ass
00:27:16and you see that she
00:27:17starts to twirl around
00:27:19in the pole
00:27:19and is just so physically
00:27:20short
00:27:21that she's not in danger
00:27:22in the confined space
00:27:24of the dance stage
00:27:25of hurting her foot
00:27:27or swinging into something.
00:27:28She's killing her.
00:27:29Absolutely incredible.
00:27:30Excuse me,
00:27:30can we all have money
00:27:31to give out?
00:27:32Oh, yeah.
00:27:33Sure, of course.
00:27:34There you are.
00:27:34There you are.
00:27:35Suze.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Levante Worthy.
00:27:38Hello.
00:27:39H.J. Wingstrom.
00:27:40Yes.
00:27:42We are business partners.
00:27:43We just moved into town.
00:27:45Oh.
00:27:45And we were looking
00:27:46for a late night establishment
00:27:48to frequent
00:27:48and we were just at Mike's
00:27:50and now we've traveled
00:27:51over to Sweetie's
00:27:52or Sweetie Pies.
00:27:54Excuse me.
00:27:55We like what you're doing here
00:27:57but we do have some thoughts.
00:27:59We're wondering,
00:28:00are you looking for partners?
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:04I got it.
00:28:05You see she looks at you.
00:28:06Go ahead and give me
00:28:07a charisma and persuasion.
00:28:12Great.
00:28:13Okay.
00:28:14I'm going to say
00:28:14that this essay
00:28:15is four successes.
00:28:17I will use my presence
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:20I'll use awe
00:28:21to add two more
00:28:23to this.
00:28:24Great.
00:28:25And then how many
00:28:26successes do you want me to do?
00:28:27I need four.
00:28:28You need four.
00:28:29Strong cup of tea
00:28:30to start with being partners.
00:28:31Yeah, of course.
00:28:32So I love it.
00:28:34One, two,
00:28:36three,
00:28:37and I will burn
00:28:40two, three,
00:28:41four willpower.
00:28:43Wow.
00:28:44This is the most
00:28:44important role
00:28:45of this entire campaign
00:28:46to me.
00:28:48For another,
00:28:50so a total
00:28:50of five successes.
00:28:52Hell yeah.
00:28:53One success,
00:28:53I roll up a hundred dollar bill
00:28:55and I snort ranch.
00:28:57Oh, God.
00:29:00What'd you put
00:29:01in the cup?
00:29:01You see,
00:29:02there's an older man
00:29:03What'd you put
00:29:04in the cup?
00:29:04He says,
00:29:05hey man,
00:29:05that's my ranch.
00:29:07We're so sorry.
00:29:09Put it back.
00:29:10God damn it.
00:29:10We'll spot you some ranch.
00:29:12What are you guys,
00:29:12perverts?
00:29:13No!
00:29:14He is.
00:29:15He is.
00:29:16No!
00:29:16We're six perverts.
00:29:18I'm not a pervert.
00:29:19I'm a pervert.
00:29:21I'm not a perv.
00:29:24I barely even looked at anyone.
00:29:30Barely.
00:29:31I'm fully on the stage
00:29:32dancing with Kelly.
00:29:34Incredible.
00:29:35You're spinning Kelly.
00:29:37Like a pizza.
00:29:39With my head.
00:29:41With five successes,
00:29:43you look at Susan
00:29:45and she goes,
00:29:48you want to invest
00:29:49in sweetie pies?
00:29:50Deeply and truly.
00:29:51We believe in this community
00:29:52and more than anything
00:29:54we believe in you.
00:29:55we think you
00:29:56have a ton
00:29:58of untapped potential
00:29:59and the only thing
00:30:00you're missing
00:30:00is the financial support
00:30:02that myself
00:30:03and my friend
00:30:04who just snorted
00:30:05ranch dressing
00:30:05can offer.
00:30:07Wow.
00:30:08I shout from the stage
00:30:08if there's one thing
00:30:09I've learned in my life
00:30:10it's to trust a woman
00:30:11with a Tasmanian devil tattoo
00:30:13and I know you've got one.
00:30:15I know you have the energy
00:30:16of a woman with a Tasmanian devil.
00:30:17You see that she just
00:30:17puts top up,
00:30:20thumb in the pants,
00:30:21shows Taz
00:30:22and goes,
00:30:23you know I got a
00:30:24It went down
00:30:25two-thirds longer
00:30:26than I thought it would be.
00:30:27The longest Tasmanian devil tattoo.
00:30:28I was so scared.
00:30:29I love how big that is.
00:30:33It's big.
00:30:34It's way bigger
00:30:35than anything.
00:30:37Tasmanian devil tattoo
00:30:38is just right there.
00:30:43You see,
00:30:44she looks out and goes,
00:30:46this is a wild night.
00:30:48So you see,
00:30:49she looks and says,
00:30:50okay,
00:30:50so hang on a minute.
00:30:52Madelaine,
00:30:52as you're on the stage,
00:30:53as you sort of call out to her,
00:30:55you see that Kelly
00:30:56is dancing with you.
00:30:58Give me a performance
00:31:01charisma check here.
00:31:02Great.
00:31:03You have awe, right?
00:31:04I do have awe.
00:31:05I might add my awe to it.
00:31:06One,
00:31:07so that's...
00:31:09Have you watched
00:31:09the Magic City
00:31:11docuseries
00:31:12that just came out?
00:31:13No,
00:31:13but I'm going to go home
00:31:13and watch it tonight.
00:31:14It's so good
00:31:15and this is awesome.
00:31:16Now that we're about
00:31:18to own a strip club.
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:19Also,
00:31:19fucking let's go back
00:31:20to Mike's
00:31:20and buy that too.
00:31:21You're Mr. Magic.
00:31:22I'm officially...
00:31:23That's five successes.
00:31:24Clean.
00:31:25Unbelievable.
00:31:27You see,
00:31:27so dancing with her
00:31:28on stage,
00:31:30she basically
00:31:31like naturally
00:31:31moves you,
00:31:33like pulls a chair
00:31:34onto stage
00:31:35and moves you
00:31:35into the chair
00:31:36to basically do...
00:31:37I'm fully upside down
00:31:38on the pole,
00:31:39just spinning
00:31:39upside down,
00:31:41legs out.
00:31:42As you're spinning,
00:31:43she, you can see,
00:31:44is like moving it
00:31:45so that one of you
00:31:46is dancing up
00:31:48on the other one
00:31:49and leaves you
00:31:49to choose
00:31:50whether you want
00:31:50to dance up on her
00:31:51or she on you.
00:31:52Yeah,
00:31:52so here is what I'm doing.
00:31:53I'm upside down
00:31:55but face out
00:31:56and then she's
00:31:58right side up
00:31:59face in
00:31:59and we're essentially
00:32:0169ing on this pole.
00:32:02On this stripper pole
00:32:03spinning around.
00:32:05As you do,
00:32:06give me a...
00:32:07Yes.
00:32:08Give me...
00:32:08Stripper or a bar.
00:32:10Give me intelligence
00:32:11and awareness.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:13And I'll just need...
00:32:14Kelly,
00:32:14don't fucking do this to us.
00:32:16I'll just need two successes here.
00:32:19I just got one.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:21You are dancing
00:32:22with Kelly up on the pole.
00:32:23You look around,
00:32:23all of these people watching
00:32:25are become enchanted
00:32:27by what they are seeing
00:32:28here in this space.
00:32:29Just,
00:32:29oh my God.
00:32:31And you can see...
00:32:32Kelly, by the way,
00:32:33is stunning.
00:32:35She's like very, very short
00:32:36but has these long
00:32:37red ringlets
00:32:39that must be...
00:32:40The color seems
00:32:40almost artificial.
00:32:41It's got to be like dyed hair
00:32:42and a lot of like gold glitter
00:32:44all over her face
00:32:45and body
00:32:45that you can see
00:32:46is sort of done
00:32:47in like coins
00:32:48sort of like makeup.
00:32:51As you're dancing with her,
00:32:53the men start to look around
00:32:56and I think that you see
00:32:59one of the guys
00:32:59in the back
00:33:00looks up at her,
00:33:01checks his phone
00:33:02and looks delighted
00:33:04by something.
00:33:04And I think on that one success,
00:33:05you don't know what it is
00:33:06but you just see he looks
00:33:07and you see he pulls
00:33:08a little stub
00:33:09out of his coat
00:33:11and goes to
00:33:13check something else out.
00:33:14He's like leaves
00:33:15the bar.
00:33:16Kelly, is that a pot of gold
00:33:17at the end of your rainbow?
00:33:19For that,
00:33:20we're going to have to go
00:33:20to the champagne room.
00:33:22I knew there was a champagne room.
00:33:25There's always a champagne room.
00:33:26There's always a champagne room.
00:33:27She says,
00:33:28the champagne room
00:33:29is the woods.
00:33:32Oh.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:33We can...
00:33:35We can raise the bar
00:33:36one notch higher.
00:33:37We have a 1998 VW
00:33:39that seats four people.
00:33:421998...
00:33:42And one Christmas tree.
00:33:44Hi, I'm here.
00:33:46I came in.
00:33:46I can't talk.
00:33:47I got to keep dancing.
00:33:48Okay, okay.
00:33:50It's hard not to have
00:33:51a conversation
00:33:51when we're this close
00:33:52all the time.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:54Susan looks at you
00:33:54and just goes like,
00:33:56well, if there's anything,
00:33:57you know,
00:33:58I'd be...
00:33:59So, are you a businessman?
00:34:02What brings you to Perpee?
00:34:03An opportunity.
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:05An opportunity in Perpee?
00:34:07Let me ask you something.
00:34:08Have you felt
00:34:12Perpee deteriorate
00:34:13a little bit?
00:34:14Have you felt
00:34:16things that you need
00:34:18disappear before your very eyes?
00:34:20Constantly.
00:34:21Finding dances
00:34:22is harder than ever.
00:34:23That's why we're here.
00:34:24Exactly.
00:34:25The cup
00:34:25is draining
00:34:26and we're here
00:34:28to put oil
00:34:29at the bottom
00:34:30so that the drain
00:34:31is clogged forever.
00:34:33kept from.
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:34Puppy will runneth over.
00:34:36Is it drain in the cup?
00:34:37The oil
00:34:38when cold
00:34:39turns closer
00:34:40to a solid.
00:34:41Imagine if you will
00:34:41that a sink
00:34:42is a cup.
00:34:44If you ever
00:34:44pulled bacon
00:34:45if it were clogged,
00:34:45that would be good.
00:34:47You see how
00:34:47all of us
00:34:48kind of understand
00:34:49my metaphor
00:34:49and you see how
00:34:50you're
00:34:50kind of struggling
00:34:51with that?
00:34:52That makes sense.
00:34:53We come
00:34:54from a long line
00:34:55of successful businesses.
00:34:56We're alternative thinkers.
00:34:58Well,
00:34:59I would love
00:35:00I'd love to see
00:35:01your proposal.
00:35:01I've owned
00:35:02Sweetie's
00:35:02for
00:35:04going on
00:35:0430 years now.
00:35:06Fantastic.
00:35:06And we want that.
00:35:07You are still
00:35:08the core of the business.
00:35:09I just want
00:35:10you should know
00:35:12that
00:35:14I just want you
00:35:16to know
00:35:16that there are reasons
00:35:17that we haven't
00:35:17been able to expand.
00:35:19Does it have to do
00:35:19with the Douglas's
00:35:20or the Whitaker's?
00:35:23Well,
00:35:24wow,
00:35:25you guys move fast.
00:35:26Well,
00:35:27when we see
00:35:28an opportunity,
00:35:29the first thing
00:35:29before you capitalize
00:35:31on it
00:35:31is you must
00:35:32understand it.
00:35:33A little R&D.
00:35:34I haven't been able
00:35:35to get a permit
00:35:36to do any construction
00:35:37here because
00:35:38the
00:35:40right now
00:35:41I don't
00:35:42technically
00:35:43have to be
00:35:44zoned.
00:35:45I don't have to
00:35:47conform to zoning
00:35:48standards
00:35:48in this neighborhood.
00:35:49They don't want
00:35:50there to be
00:35:50a strip club
00:35:51right next to
00:35:51the university.
00:35:52But the issue
00:35:53is they actually
00:35:55can't.
00:35:56I'm not
00:35:56technically
00:35:56a part
00:35:57of this
00:35:57neighborhood
00:35:58because the
00:35:59cinder blocks
00:35:59that the
00:36:00storage container
00:36:00is on
00:36:01are 19
00:36:01inches high.
00:36:03Smart.
00:36:05See,
00:36:05we knew
00:36:05we wanted
00:36:06a partner
00:36:07resourceful.
00:36:09In the gut.
00:36:09That's great.
00:36:11Those rules
00:36:11sound so archaic.
00:36:13Can I have
00:36:14some more money?
00:36:14Of course.
00:36:15Here you go.
00:36:16Can I have
00:36:17some more?
00:36:17Yeah,
00:36:18of course.
00:36:19Blood is flowing
00:36:20out of one
00:36:21nostril ranch
00:36:22out of the other.
00:36:23Anytime.
00:36:24Keep asking.
00:36:25You see,
00:36:26she says,
00:36:27so yeah,
00:36:27but let me
00:36:28know if there's
00:36:29anything you can
00:36:30do.
00:36:30Basically,
00:36:32past 18 inches
00:36:33is not considered
00:36:34actually to be
00:36:35on perpy
00:36:36municipal property.
00:36:39It's also building
00:36:39up.
00:36:41Ah.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43But is there
00:36:43perhaps a series
00:36:45of strange brick
00:36:46tunnels underneath
00:36:47the town that we
00:36:47could sexify a little
00:36:49bit?
00:36:49Huh?
00:36:50A series of
00:36:51sexy brick tunnels.
00:36:53Catacombs,
00:36:53if you will.
00:36:54A little grippy.
00:36:55Warehouses for
00:36:56a blood rave.
00:36:57Like an abandoned
00:36:58church,
00:36:59but it has a
00:36:59beautiful stained
00:37:00glass window.
00:37:01I want you guys
00:37:02to,
00:37:03in this moment,
00:37:04give me,
00:37:05anyone who wants
00:37:06to give me
00:37:07wit's awareness.
00:37:08We're looking,
00:37:09I think,
00:37:09here for
00:37:11three successes.
00:37:13I've got two.
00:37:14Oh boy.
00:37:15I got one.
00:37:16Oh no.
00:37:18I got two.
00:37:18I'm rolling so far.
00:37:19Does that mean I got
00:37:20I have two.
00:37:21I can expend
00:37:21willpower.
00:37:22I can do a willpower.
00:37:23Yeah.
00:37:24I can do a willpower.
00:37:26Oh damn it.
00:37:27I got three.
00:37:28Three.
00:37:29I got three as well.
00:37:29As you guys talk
00:37:30about catacombs,
00:37:31I think you see
00:37:32the guy,
00:37:33the guy Jeff,
00:37:34who some of his ranch
00:37:35got snorted up by him.
00:37:37As you guys talk
00:37:38about tunnels
00:37:38under the city
00:37:39or catacombs,
00:37:41you see he,
00:37:42he sort of looks up
00:37:44for a second
00:37:44at you guys
00:37:45and gets a faraway
00:37:47look in his eye
00:37:47and just keeps eating.
00:37:49I got,
00:37:50I got,
00:37:50I ended up getting
00:37:51one success
00:37:52and one hunger
00:37:53so I went up
00:37:53in a hunger.
00:37:54I think in this moment,
00:37:56Zayt,
00:37:56there's a lot of
00:37:57talking about money,
00:37:59there's a lot of
00:37:59talking about zoning rules.
00:38:00I think that you have
00:38:01to engage in some form
00:38:02of compulsive action
00:38:04in this moment.
00:38:04I just go over to that guy
00:38:05and start holding,
00:38:06like holding his neck
00:38:07and be like,
00:38:08uh,
00:38:10what's going on
00:38:11with those chicken tenders,
00:38:12bud?
00:38:12Hey man,
00:38:13I don't,
00:38:13I don't know nothing
00:38:14about what you're
00:38:15talking about.
00:38:16Up he goes,
00:38:17Zayt,
00:38:18Zayt,
00:38:19Zayt,
00:38:19what's going on
00:38:20with the chicken tenders,
00:38:22bud?
00:38:22Susan says,
00:38:24hey,
00:38:24hey,
00:38:24no fighting in here,
00:38:25no fighting.
00:38:28I'm good?
00:38:29She says,
00:38:29you're gone,
00:38:30you're out of here.
00:38:31I didn't even want
00:38:31to be in this stupid
00:38:32little crate anyway.
00:38:34It's not a crate,
00:38:35it's a container.
00:38:36Container of bullshit.
00:38:38And I walk,
00:38:39let me just say,
00:38:40he was the one
00:38:41who suggested coming here,
00:38:42so he was lying.
00:38:43You're the biggest
00:38:44pervert of all.
00:38:46Zayt,
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:49Zayt's just standing
00:38:50in the door
00:38:50with it almost closed.
00:38:52Yes.
00:38:52I wanted to come here
00:38:53least of all.
00:38:57Suze,
00:38:58if I can call you that,
00:38:59Suze,
00:38:59we're going to step out.
00:39:01We are going to step out.
00:39:02Clearly,
00:39:03our friend needs
00:39:04to catch the mayor.
00:39:05We will be in touch
00:39:06about a business proposal
00:39:07and thank you so much
00:39:08for, I think,
00:39:09being a part of this town
00:39:10and for running this business
00:39:11the way that you do.
00:39:12We cannot wait
00:39:14to be your partner.
00:39:16Okay,
00:39:17listen,
00:39:18it seems like a fairy tale
00:39:19is too good to be true.
00:39:21I'm telling you,
00:39:22this place
00:39:23is going to be
00:39:24the heart of Perpy.
00:39:25Life begins at night.
00:39:27Life begins at night.
00:39:29We're going to get
00:39:29a neon sign that says that.
00:39:30We're going to get
00:39:30a neon sign that says that
00:39:31on the outside of this.
00:39:32I'm not real neon,
00:39:33none of this LED bullshit.
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:35More of that dictionary
00:39:36definition kind of thing,
00:39:37you know?
00:39:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:38Oh, that's so fun.
00:39:38It's like a colon
00:39:39and then it's just like,
00:39:41oh, God.
00:39:41Down, burp.
00:39:42Yes.
00:39:42So much neon.
00:39:43Can we still see the guy
00:39:44who saw like a stub
00:39:45or something
00:39:46and walked out?
00:39:47Yeah, I was hoping
00:39:47that he saw him.
00:39:48He goes back
00:39:51to eating his chicken.
00:39:52Oh, is that the same guy?
00:39:53The same guy.
00:39:54Chicken Fingers Ranch dude
00:39:55was the guy.
00:39:56Wait, and then
00:39:56fully dissociated
00:39:58after seeing something on his?
00:39:58After you guys mentioned
00:39:59the catacombs.
00:40:00Yeah, you see he's
00:40:00sort of fully dissociated.
00:40:01All right, yeah.
00:40:03Bad job.
00:40:03Maybe we hang out
00:40:05near the container
00:40:06after everyone leaves
00:40:07and follow.
00:40:08That sounds nice.
00:40:10Okay.
00:40:11That's crazy.
00:40:12The razzing has to stop.
00:40:14Now we're splitting up
00:40:15and you're going to hang out
00:40:15outside the container
00:40:17for the rest of the night.
00:40:18It's much purvier
00:40:19to hang out
00:40:19outside the strip club
00:40:20than going into the strip club.
00:40:22Yes.
00:40:22Oh, you're just concerned
00:40:23about everyone's safety
00:40:24coming in and out.
00:40:25There are some people
00:40:25who get the wrong idea
00:40:26in that sort of
00:40:27socially charged situation
00:40:29and we're looking out
00:40:30for Kelly and her kin.
00:40:31There's nothing purvy about that.
00:40:32And the razzing
00:40:33does have to stop.
00:40:34It's unprofessional.
00:40:35You need to stay focused.
00:40:36Darkness Man,
00:40:37if you were purvy,
00:40:38that would be okay.
00:40:40It's okay to be purvy.
00:40:41It's so much worse.
00:40:42It's so much worse.
00:40:42So much worse than the razzing.
00:40:44In fact, it's beautiful.
00:40:45You're the only one
00:40:46who can vouch for me
00:40:47that I'm a purv.
00:40:48So you saying this
00:40:50sounds like you're
00:40:51soft launching
00:40:52that I'm a purv.
00:40:53I'm trying to hotwire
00:40:54a motorcycle outside.
00:40:56I believe in you.
00:40:57I heard they're calling you
00:40:59pervertness man inside.
00:41:01I'm not waiting
00:41:02for this guy anymore.
00:41:03Are you happy?
00:41:04Huh?
00:41:04I'm the only one
00:41:05that can look like
00:41:06a bag of trash.
00:41:09You guys get back
00:41:10into your meeting.
00:41:11You start hotwiring
00:41:12this motorcycle.
00:41:13You see at the front,
00:41:14Claude goes,
00:41:15hey,
00:41:15hey, stop.
00:41:17Stop.
00:41:17What are you saying?
00:41:18Stop.
00:41:18Loser says, what?
00:41:20I'll kill you.
00:41:22Claude.
00:41:23Claude?
00:41:24Claude.
00:41:25Claude, you don't want
00:41:25to mess with this, Claude.
00:41:26Hey, man,
00:41:27get you and your
00:41:28pervert friend out of you, dude.
00:41:30I'm not his friend.
00:41:31I'm not a pervert.
00:41:33Come on, hop on the back.
00:41:35I'm sorry for razzing you so hard.
00:41:37I can't.
00:41:38I don't want to steal
00:41:38a motorcycle.
00:41:39Hop on the back.
00:41:40I can't.
00:41:40I go and kiss Claude
00:41:42on the cheek
00:41:42and pickpocket
00:41:43the $200 out of his pocket.
00:41:44Oh, wonderful.
00:41:45You see, he looks and says,
00:41:46you can come back anytime.
00:41:48Oh, okay.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:50I'm going downtown.
00:41:52Yeah, what were we doing?
00:41:53Company move.
00:41:54Company move.
00:41:55Going downtown.
00:41:56Uh, you guys head downtown
00:41:59in the VW.
00:42:00Wait, darkness, man,
00:42:01did you want to hang back?
00:42:02Did you want to stay?
00:42:03No.
00:42:03Did you think some pictures
00:42:04or something?
00:42:07Don't laugh.
00:42:08What?
00:42:08I'm just saying,
00:42:09I saw my dentist
00:42:10at a strip club one time
00:42:11and he took a picture
00:42:12and got in trouble
00:42:13and I thought of that.
00:42:15Mitch, I don't feel like
00:42:15you're beating the allegations, man.
00:42:17I feel like maybe
00:42:17you should just come back later.
00:42:19Yeah, yeah.
00:42:19I don't.
00:42:20We know his name's Ken.
00:42:21I mean, you're the only one
00:42:22who can vouch for me
00:42:23as a small woman.
00:42:24It's kind of hard, dude.
00:42:26Is no one else?
00:42:27Small?
00:42:27Is so, okay.
00:42:29Everyone relax.
00:42:30Let it out.
00:42:31Let it out.
00:42:32Look,
00:42:33I just was like curious
00:42:34about the guy
00:42:35who like got excited
00:42:36about something weird
00:42:37and then listened to us
00:42:39and then was weird
00:42:40about it and stuff.
00:42:41Right?
00:42:42I'm pretty sure
00:42:42that was about chicken tenders
00:42:43but follow your gut.
00:42:45All right.
00:42:46I'm going to...
00:42:47It's not a drench.
00:42:47It's weird.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:49Bat child,
00:42:50should we stay here
00:42:52and try to follow that guy home?
00:42:53My only reservation
00:42:54is that I feel like
00:42:55I was the one
00:42:56with the bat echolocation
00:42:57to find the spirit
00:42:58to begin with.
00:42:59I can follow this dude.
00:43:01Yeah, maybe you could
00:43:01use some alone time.
00:43:04Everyone...
00:43:05It's healthy
00:43:06to need alone time.
00:43:07I agree.
00:43:08Darkest Man is an introvert.
00:43:09No, I agree.
00:43:10I think Darkest Man
00:43:11could use some alone time.
00:43:12I am beyond introverted now.
00:43:14Is that guy...
00:43:17The woman...
00:43:18What was her name again?
00:43:19Susan.
00:43:20Was that Susan's husband?
00:43:21No.
00:43:22No, he'll take a regular.
00:43:23Okay, okay, okay.
00:43:24You guys go downtown.
00:43:25I'll be here.
00:43:26I just collapse
00:43:27next to a pile of trash
00:43:29and use my cloak of shadows
00:43:30to just be like
00:43:31a pile of garbage.
00:43:34Just look like trash.
00:43:35We have phones, right?
00:43:36We can just text you
00:43:37where we're at
00:43:38when you're done looking at this.
00:43:39Before we leave,
00:43:40because I have a bunch of gadgets,
00:43:41I'm just going to make sure
00:43:42he's armed with gadgets.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:44And I have my headset going, so...
00:43:46I'm going to hand him
00:43:47and really old, faded condom.
00:43:51Faded?
00:43:52Faded?
00:43:52Had this in my wallet
00:43:53for about a hundred years.
00:43:56It's made of lamb stuff.
00:43:58Made of otter.
00:43:58If I say I don't...
00:44:00Here's the problem
00:44:01with the razzing, right?
00:44:02Professor QB Bonham's
00:44:04lamb skin Jimmy!
00:44:06If I say I don't need this,
00:44:07you're just going to make a joke
00:44:08about how I raw-dogged it, right?
00:44:11No.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:11You don't know that.
00:44:12I for sure don't need this.
00:44:14And it's not because
00:44:14I'm going to have sex
00:44:15without a condom.
00:44:16No, because you're not
00:44:17going to be having sex.
00:44:18You're going to be jerking off
00:44:19next to whoever else
00:44:19is having sex
00:44:20because you're a fucking pervert.
00:44:21Wow.
00:44:22Got him.
00:44:23All right, good luck.
00:44:24You had a great...
00:44:25You had a great perversion there.
00:44:26I'm a fucking important mission.
00:44:27I don't know how to support you
00:44:28in this situation.
00:44:30I don't...
00:44:31Make that feel.
00:44:32Do you want me to say...
00:44:33Give him a couple cameras.
00:44:34Do you want me to say
00:44:35you're not a pervert?
00:44:36Is that what you want?
00:44:37What do we say
00:44:38that's not a pervert?
00:44:40The air time?
00:44:41I may or may not be a pervert.
00:44:44I just need everyone
00:44:48in this group
00:44:49to not talk to me
00:44:51for 24 hours.
00:44:5324 hours?
00:44:54Mitch, that's not possible.
00:44:5624 hours?
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:58What is a sidekick
00:44:59without a superhero?
00:45:01It's just that child
00:45:02up on the back
00:45:03and I'm still trying to hotwire it.
00:45:04I make eye contact
00:45:06with Darkness Man
00:45:07as I clutch on his face.
00:45:08This is the worst day
00:45:10of my life.
00:45:11I can't believe.
00:45:13I can't believe.
00:45:15It's good to be with you,
00:45:16Zaython,
00:45:16not with Pervert Patrol.
00:45:18Oh, shit.
00:45:19I feel like the rivalry
00:45:20is tipping into Toxic.
00:45:22It's tipping into Toxic
00:45:23and we've got to bring this in.
00:45:25I'm laying in a pile of trash.
00:45:29We're going to have to figure out
00:45:30something about
00:45:31a way to bolster Darkness Man back up.
00:45:32You guys get in the VW,
00:45:34Bat Child is no longer
00:45:35on the roof.
00:45:35Mitch, you watch these
00:45:36five of their vampires
00:45:37pull away
00:45:37and you have a moment
00:45:38to catch some quiet
00:45:40as you're amongst the trash.
00:45:42This is the worst night
00:45:43of your life.
00:45:45Can I use my larceny hot wiring
00:45:47to try to hotwire this motorcycle?
00:45:48Yeah, give me
00:45:49intelligence plus larceny.
00:45:51So this is the bouncer's motorcycle?
00:45:53No, this is just a motorcycle
00:45:54that Zach invented
00:45:55was in the parking lot.
00:45:56I love it.
00:45:56That's definitely a motorcycle
00:45:57in a strip club.
00:45:58That's a crit.
00:46:00Actual crit.
00:46:01Oh, yeah.
00:46:01Whoa, five successes.
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:06Yeah, you get in there.
00:46:08Yeah, no worries.
00:46:08You got a brand new motorcycle, baby.
00:46:10You hotwired that up.
00:46:11That's awesome.
00:46:11I can't believe I invented it.
00:46:14And then...
00:46:15To downtown.
00:46:16You rip on this motorcycle downtown.
00:46:19You guys head out.
00:46:20So let's go ahead
00:46:22and do a group
00:46:25wits plus...
00:46:26Your decision about
00:46:27how you're investigating.
00:46:28You can do wits
00:46:28or intelligence
00:46:29plus investigation.
00:46:31And you guys are basically
00:46:32looking for a spirit
00:46:33or something like
00:46:34a spirit in this place.
00:46:38Do we all make the roll?
00:46:39I have sense the unseen.
00:46:41Is that something
00:46:42that I could use for this?
00:46:43You could use sense the unseen
00:46:44for this, absolutely.
00:46:45So if I'm rolling three dice
00:46:47and I have three levels of hunger,
00:46:48they're all red?
00:46:49Yes, they're all red.
00:46:51That's correct.
00:46:51I contribute one success.
00:46:54Okay, that's a success.
00:46:55One success, one success.
00:46:56All right, two successes.
00:46:57Two successes from you.
00:46:58Okay, gotcha.
00:47:00What did we get Madelaine?
00:47:02I got four.
00:47:03Four successes?
00:47:04Hell yes.
00:47:05And I contributed a success to something.
00:47:06Cool.
00:47:07Gotcha.
00:47:08As you guys head out into the night...
00:47:10And Zach, let me know
00:47:11if Zayt is splitting up
00:47:12to cover more ground
00:47:13or if you're going with
00:47:14the rest of the group.
00:47:15I think I'm going with them,
00:47:16but just sort of going like this.
00:47:17Yeah, just wheeling around.
00:47:19As you guys are traveling
00:47:20through downtown,
00:47:23you see what actually looks like
00:47:25kind of a lovely little area of Purpy.
00:47:28This is the first place
00:47:29that you've seen some degree
00:47:30of promise,
00:47:32or this is also the area
00:47:34that is just a little bit more lively
00:47:36than some of the rest of the town.
00:47:38Some places are very...
00:47:40There's like a little bank or ATM.
00:47:42There's like a little
00:47:43wireless cell phone place,
00:47:44pizza and other stuff like that.
00:47:45There's one other business
00:47:47way downtown
00:47:48that's quite close to...
00:47:50The only business that you've seen
00:47:51that's even open at this time.
00:47:52There's a little tattoo parlor
00:47:55that seems to be open down here late.
00:47:57There are also...
00:47:58You begin to see some of the crunchiness
00:48:01of the Pacific Northwest up here.
00:48:04There's a little shop
00:48:04called Witchful Thinking.
00:48:07Which is closed.
00:48:09It looks like a little
00:48:11Wicca-like ritual,
00:48:13Pagany kind of shop.
00:48:15There's also a place
00:48:16sort of down this...
00:48:17The main drag,
00:48:18which is like all shops.
00:48:19So this is sort of like
00:48:20the area that
00:48:22if it were a little bit nicer here
00:48:23would actually be like
00:48:25a little shopping center area.
00:48:28A place that...
00:48:29It's almost like you see the shops
00:48:30and you're like,
00:48:31if there were a couple better restaurants here,
00:48:33this would be a place
00:48:33that you could come
00:48:34and like spend the day.
00:48:36There's like three Game Stops,
00:48:38two places that sell Funko Pops.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:42There's a bunch of places
00:48:43that are sort of ruining the vibe
00:48:45by being a little too modern,
00:48:46like the wireless,
00:48:47like a little like cell phone store basically.
00:48:50But there's also another place further up
00:48:53called the Precious Blessings Crystal Pillow Shop.
00:48:56Great.
00:48:56That seems like another sort of like
00:48:58actual local business,
00:48:59small town boutique.
00:49:00You guys are looking and thinking,
00:49:02okay, spirits, spirits, spirits.
00:49:04You guys have probably spent a little bit of time
00:49:06looking in the window
00:49:07of that Witchful Thinking place.
00:49:09You spend a little bit of time
00:49:13looking at that,
00:49:14like maybe the Precious Blessings Crystal Pillow Shop.
00:49:17These places that sort of have some connection,
00:49:20maybe even the tattoo place,
00:49:22which you actually see is called Stick and Poke.
00:49:23And in addition to being a tattoo shop,
00:49:25also seems to be,
00:49:26the reason it's open late
00:49:27is it's also like got some adult goods in it.
00:49:29but you see as the night wears on,
00:49:32Madelaine,
00:49:33your sort of premonition,
00:49:36it's like ancient centuries
00:49:37of being near and around the magical.
00:49:40You look over
00:49:42at the bright lights of a place
00:49:44that looks like it should be open,
00:49:45but you realize just always has some bright lights on
00:49:47and is very much closed.
00:49:49There is a Dolly's,
00:49:51which is a little fast food joint.
00:49:54D-O-L-L-Y.
00:49:55Yes, you see that Dolly's is a fast food chain.
00:49:57It has a little kind of raggedy Ann looking ragdoll figure on it.
00:50:03Looking at it, Dolly's is right here.
00:50:06So this, this little is there's,
00:50:08you can see there's a little drive-through.
00:50:10The lights are mostly on in the exterior.
00:50:12It's got the big sign still showing,
00:50:14but it's this little fast food place
00:50:16and you get this weird sense
00:50:20of something hidden lurking in the shadows
00:50:23around that fast food place.
00:50:25Guys, I think I maybe found a speakeasy.
00:50:28Intriguing you.
00:50:29Or a spook-eezy?
00:50:31A spook-eezy.
00:50:33Oh my goodness, you're a genius.
00:50:35Really?
00:50:36Wow, I never really kind of listened
00:50:37or looked at you ever before,
00:50:39but you say speakeasy?
00:50:41Thank you.
00:50:41Have you been smart and cool the whole time?
00:50:44No, I try to learn,
00:50:45but I am, I have a long way to go.
00:50:47You are cool, you're smart.
00:50:49Thank you, but I'm actually self-flagellating
00:50:51about how rude I was to Darkness Man.
00:50:54No, he needed to say it to me.
00:50:55This is perfectly fine.
00:50:56I like that you brought this up.
00:50:57Let's all think about our culture, okay, as a group.
00:51:01100%.
00:51:01That was really funny.
00:51:02I participated in it.
00:51:04I already wrote him a note.
00:51:06Good.
00:51:06I think that's awesome.
00:51:08Awesome.
00:51:09Are we feeling like,
00:51:10you say speakeasy.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:13Is this another sweetie pie situation
00:51:14where we feel like we're diverting,
00:51:16or is this kind of more closely connected
00:51:18to the mission or the spirit at hand?
00:51:22Do you feel a little ghost?
00:51:25Yeah, can I use Binding Fetter again
00:51:28to see if I feel the ghost?
00:51:30Let me ask you this.
00:51:31As you pull up to this dollies,
00:51:33I will also say,
00:51:35Bat Child,
00:51:37Police Precinct right here.
00:51:38That's the dollies,
00:51:39and that's the police precinct.
00:51:41I think I'm a Christmas tree.
00:51:42Thank God we left that pervert back.
00:51:43You're a Christmas tree
00:51:44from the back of the motorcycle.
00:51:48Zaith is picking up a Christmas tree.
00:51:51Great.
00:51:52Just a guy in a motorcycle
00:51:53with a Christmas tree
00:51:54trapped to his back,
00:51:55holding him.
00:51:57A branch.
00:51:58Side saddle.
00:52:01I'll say this.
00:52:02Zaith,
00:52:03you look and see
00:52:04a squad car
00:52:06pull out of the precinct
00:52:07and start to head
00:52:09up Main Street
00:52:11past you guys.
00:52:13Like in the direction
00:52:14of Darkness Man?
00:52:15In the direction
00:52:15of Darkness Man.
00:52:17Oh.
00:52:18Is it okay?
00:52:19You see the lights
00:52:20of its sirens go on,
00:52:21but not its audible siren.
00:52:23But it passes us.
00:52:25Yeah,
00:52:25and it heads towards Main Street,
00:52:26so it does not come past
00:52:27you guys here
00:52:28as you pull into the dollies.
00:52:29Got it.
00:52:30You are pulling into
00:52:30a closed dollies.
00:52:32As you activate
00:52:33your senses,
00:52:34Batchild,
00:52:34you do feel exactly,
00:52:36and I think,
00:52:37Madeline,
00:52:37you are both
00:52:37tracking on the same thing.
00:52:38There is something
00:52:40present here.
00:52:41Where do you go to
00:52:43in this fast food place?
00:52:44There's a drive-through,
00:52:45there's the closed restaurant.
00:52:47Is the drive-through
00:52:48also closed?
00:52:50Not physically,
00:52:51because you can
00:52:52pull the car through it,
00:52:53and all the menus
00:52:54and stuff are still lit up
00:52:56because they don't
00:52:56turn those off,
00:52:57but there's no employees
00:52:59here, right?
00:52:59Oh, okay.
00:53:00So it's drive-through,
00:53:01closed restaurant,
00:53:02just the parking lot.
00:53:03Parking lot.
00:53:05I think I want to go
00:53:06maybe to the,
00:53:08I want to go
00:53:08to the closed restaurant.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:10Okay, yeah,
00:53:11absolutely.
00:53:12Do they have that thing
00:53:12on the door
00:53:13where it's like
00:53:13the doors are chained,
00:53:14but you can open them
00:53:15a little bit?
00:53:16Yes, they do.
00:53:17Great.
00:53:17Can we just sort of,
00:53:19Yeah.
00:53:19Hello?
00:53:20Is there anybody in there?
00:53:22Maybe a spirit?
00:53:26Or a door person?
00:53:28Silence echoes back out
00:53:30from inside the restaurant.
00:53:31You,
00:53:32it smells like fryer grease.
00:53:35It's a place that,
00:53:37I think you're also feeling
00:53:38the spiritual energy near here.
00:53:40It's a place that gets,
00:53:40it gets frequented
00:53:41by a lot of the local
00:53:42deputies and officers.
00:53:44If you've ever felt
00:53:45like reaching out
00:53:47and you've felt
00:53:48sort of alienated
00:53:50from the material world,
00:53:51I can kind of summon you
00:53:52into the material world.
00:53:54So if you have
00:53:54unfinished business
00:53:55that you haven't found
00:53:56anyone to help you with,
00:53:58just write your name
00:53:59in a little pile of grease
00:54:00and I can try
00:54:01and summon you.
00:54:02Levante.
00:54:04I could also,
00:54:05I mean,
00:54:05we've got lots of
00:54:06blood cocaine.
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:08We've also got cocaine.
00:54:10Cocaine.
00:54:11Cocaine.
00:54:14I mean,
00:54:14not to party,
00:54:15but to write in
00:54:15if they wanted,
00:54:16if you wanted a material for it.
00:54:18Very,
00:54:18very Brad Summer.
00:54:21Darkness Man,
00:54:22you are back
00:54:23in the parking lot.
00:54:24I'm trying to write insults
00:54:26to get back at Zayth.
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:28Just because I'm not
00:54:29quick enough
00:54:29to get back at him.
00:54:30Zayth,
00:54:31you would coldwire
00:54:32a motorcycle
00:54:33because you're so slow
00:54:34and stupid.
00:54:41can't wait to be making.
00:54:43Can I say
00:54:43I followed the cop car
00:54:45from a distance?
00:54:46Oh,
00:54:46do you want to follow
00:54:47the cop car?
00:54:48Just kind of like,
00:54:49you guys got this.
00:54:50I'm going to,
00:54:50I'm just going to see
00:54:51what that's about.
00:54:52Give me a stealth
00:54:55plus dexterity.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:58Zayth,
00:54:58do not get caught.
00:55:00I'm going to get caught.
00:55:01Difficulty here,
00:55:02difficulty here
00:55:03is going to be four.
00:55:03Okay,
00:55:04great.
00:55:07I got a three.
00:55:09I'm going to re-roll.
00:55:10I'm going to use
00:55:10my last willpower
00:55:11to re-roll.
00:55:13Gotcha.
00:55:14Can we roll up
00:55:15to three?
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:18Uh,
00:55:18da, da, da.
00:55:19Oh,
00:55:20so fucking brutal.
00:55:22I think using
00:55:23your last willpower
00:55:25may actually have
00:55:26a
00:55:27story.
00:55:28Canistrophic effect.
00:55:31You're on a stolen
00:55:32motorcycle.
00:55:33Chasing a motorcycle.
00:55:34Zach,
00:55:36you have rolled
00:55:36how many successes?
00:55:38That was three
00:55:39out of the
00:55:41four.
00:55:42Right.
00:55:42So you pull out
00:55:44and begin to stealthily
00:55:45on a stolen motorcycle
00:55:46sort of trail
00:55:48this cop car
00:55:49down Main Street.
00:55:51Where you going?
00:55:51You notice that
00:55:52up ahead
00:55:53a stoplight turns red
00:55:55and the police car,
00:55:56even with its sirens on,
00:55:57stops at the red light.
00:55:59They turn their sirens off.
00:56:00and what do you
00:56:01sort of do
00:56:02in this moment?
00:56:03Slow down
00:56:05behind it.
00:56:06I stop as well.
00:56:07Just go.
00:56:10You see
00:56:11the siren
00:56:12sort of comes back on
00:56:13with one,
00:56:13just one little
00:56:14boop boop
00:56:14and you see
00:56:15that a police officer
00:56:16gets out of the
00:56:17driver's side door.
00:56:18Sort of stop there.
00:56:19He goes,
00:56:21even sir,
00:56:22how you doing?
00:56:24Excellent.
00:56:28Can I ask
00:56:30you to see your license
00:56:31if that's okay?
00:56:32Absolutely.
00:56:33I drive away.
00:56:36I turn around
00:56:37and I start
00:56:38heading back
00:56:38to my friend.
00:56:41Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:56:43Great.
00:56:44The guy goes,
00:56:45hi!
00:56:46And jumps back,
00:56:46boop, boop, boop.
00:56:48I turn the lights off
00:56:49on my motorcycle.
00:56:50You go stealth mode?
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:52Go ahead
00:56:52and give me,
00:56:54again,
00:56:54this will be
00:56:55dexterity stealth.
00:56:57Okay.
00:56:57I think you are
00:56:58out of
00:56:59your willpower.
00:57:01Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:57:02I'm going back that way
00:57:04but I'm going
00:57:04like zigzagging
00:57:05across the roads.
00:57:07Okay, gotcha.
00:57:09Zigzagging
00:57:09across the roads?
00:57:11You know, like,
00:57:11I'm going in this direction.
00:57:11You also might want
00:57:12to consider making
00:57:12a rouse check
00:57:13which you can do as well.
00:57:15Remind me of how...
00:57:17That means
00:57:17you make a rouse check
00:57:18to add two dice
00:57:19to the pool.
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:21Oh, right.
00:57:21Bloods are cheap.
00:57:21And if you fail
00:57:22the rouse check,
00:57:23you add hunger.
00:57:24Okay, succeeded.
00:57:25Cool.
00:57:26So you do not get more hungry.
00:57:27You can add two dice
00:57:28to this roll
00:57:29as you blood surge.
00:57:30Hell yeah.
00:57:31Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:57:34Ooh, that's a lot of dice.
00:57:37And so few of them
00:57:38were successes.
00:57:39That's technically
00:57:40four successes
00:57:41and one failure.
00:57:44One bestial failure.
00:57:45tamamen.
00:57:46Bu ne?
00:57:48İzlediğiniz için,
00:57:50aşıyı yapınca,
00:58:02uzaklar ettiği展ini
00:58:04yi daha yapan bijna
00:58:12'kırmızı bir bu
00:58:15yolculuğu
00:58:16Burası ama?
00:58:18Klauda bak convidilen bir şeyünye sarsınızı de.
00:58:21Bir şeyin kimse saklamanıydı.
00:58:26Ne?
00:58:27Ve ne?
00:58:28tense.
00:58:29Ve hangi?
00:58:30Suleypie ikine, ipi konuşup olmadığını anlamam elisin değil?
00:58:34Ve hangi?
00:58:34The fü demek?
00:58:37Ve hangi?
00:58:37Ve hangi?
00:58:37Ve hangi?
00:58:37Ve hangi.
00:58:37İngilizce kapatıda, eki gibi bir iş yap Garden.
00:58:41Haya gittim.
00:58:42Haya gittim.
00:58:43Haya gittim.
00:58:44You got a mission.
00:58:45I guess I'll get up and head out.
00:58:53He calls 911.
00:58:55So you're going to leave before Jeff comes in?
00:58:57No, I'm staying.
00:58:58I'll be garbage.
00:58:59Hell yeah, dude.
00:59:00Hell yeah, dude.
00:59:01Yeah, I'm invisible.
00:59:02Give me a luck check if you would.
00:59:04Just try to get a success rather than a failure.
00:59:06On a single die.
00:59:06Sure.
00:59:0850-50 chances.
00:59:0950-50 chances.
00:59:10You have the same chances as anybody else.
00:59:11For everyone.
00:59:11Yeah, everyone.
00:59:13Pass.
00:59:14Pass.
00:59:14Great.
00:59:15So you see the guy calls 911.
00:59:17I'll text everyone and be like,
00:59:19I know I said I wasn't going to talk to you guys,
00:59:21but the guy here knows his motorcycle is gone.
00:59:24He called 911.
00:59:26I need help.
00:59:26I need help right now.
00:59:28The thread is just blowing up.
00:59:30Stephanie, I'm going to die.
00:59:32Me and Bad Child are just face into this door,
00:59:35trying to whisk the sweet nothings.
00:59:37Hello?
00:59:38Levante and HJ,
00:59:39you guys are back in the car in the parking lot
00:59:41looking at Bad Child.
00:59:43Are you out on your feet with Bad Child and Madeline?
00:59:46I'd probably be leaning against the car.
00:59:48Yeah, yeah.
00:59:49Go ahead, each of you guys
00:59:50and give me a intelligence awareness check.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:55Difficulty of one.
00:59:58Success.
00:59:59Success.
01:00:01I think about you guys notice,
01:00:02right as Madeline and Vespers are talking into the restaurant,
01:00:07you look out and just look at the drive through for a second,
01:00:09as in your kind of like surveyor mentality
01:00:11as you're looking out at this place.
01:00:13I think we're chatting too,
01:00:14just like about business-y ideas.
01:00:16Yeah, exactly.
01:00:16Do you remember Baja Fresh?
01:00:17Oh my God, I loved that.
01:00:19Yeah.
01:00:20I remember like it was yesterday.
01:00:22H.J. was a vampire long before Baja Fresh.
01:00:27Conceptually.
01:00:28Probably one of my favorite things.
01:00:30Yeah, I always thought-
01:00:30You think Baja Fresh is referring to like the discovery
01:00:32of a legion called Baja?
01:00:33Yeah, exactly.
01:00:34Baja California.
01:00:36I always wish they'd done drive throughs, you know?
01:00:38Yeah.
01:00:39Hate that you had to walk inside.
01:00:40At about the same time,
01:00:41both of you guys noticed that on the drive through talk box,
01:00:45there is a little, just a piece of taped,
01:00:48scotch tape paper saying out of order.
01:00:53Oh, it's broken.
01:00:56What am I doing?
01:00:57Baja.
01:00:58Baja.
01:00:59Yes?
01:00:59You do gadgets, right?
01:01:00Yes, very well, thank you.
01:01:03Come take a look at this.
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:04We're doing random acts of sweetness.
01:01:09What?
01:01:09Are you-
01:01:10You wanna try to fix this thing for the town?
01:01:12Yeah, I do.
01:01:12And then we'll leave a little sign that says hashtag RAS.
01:01:15Then hashtag RAS is all over the town.
01:01:18And then the town starts doing hashtag RAS.
01:01:20Everyone's hashtag RAS.
01:01:21Yes.
01:01:21Oh, you're gonna need to spell that out.
01:01:23RAS squad.
01:01:23Random acts of sweetness.
01:01:24I just think that hashtag RAS just seems like-
01:01:27Oh, okay.
01:01:28Random acts of sweetness.
01:01:29Yeah.
01:01:30Yeah, okay.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:31All right, yeah.
01:01:32Can I try to do a crafting?
01:01:33You go up and start to do crafting.
01:01:36No role necessary with your sense the unseen and your sensing the fetters.
01:01:43As you begin to, as you just sort of hotwire and turn on the box, you hear a-
01:01:48Hello?
01:01:51That's you.
01:01:52Hi.
01:01:52It's me, that child.
01:01:53I sensed you.
01:01:54I don't know if you sensed me.
01:01:55I didn't know if it was a two-way door.
01:01:57Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
01:01:58But, uh, parlez-vous français?
01:02:01Uh...
01:02:04Okay, I'm gonna keep trying to, um, clarify the sound.
01:02:07Uh, you begin to clarify the sound.
01:02:08For this one, I actually will ask for you to roll another gadget.
01:02:12So go ahead and give me intelligence plus technology.
01:02:15Not craft?
01:02:16Oh, craft.
01:02:17We can do craft, yeah.
01:02:18Is there a way to give the help action in this game?
01:02:20Uh, yes.
01:02:21If you have a relevant skill, so either-
01:02:24I'll say if you have a dot, either technology or craft, you can help.
01:02:27I do not, but I do have this sense the unseen.
01:02:30Yeah, I'll allow you to give two dice to this one.
01:02:32Great.
01:02:32We'll say that two successes here will improve the quality of communication.
01:02:37If you can get four, you will fully fix the machine.
01:02:41I'm gonna get four.
01:02:42You're gonna...
01:02:42Oh, so many more.
01:02:43Oh, yes!
01:02:44Wow.
01:02:45Yes.
01:02:45One, two, three, four, five, and a crit.
01:02:48Woo!
01:02:48Wow, hell yeah.
01:02:49Okay, as you tamper with the bot, you hear...
01:02:51Help, help, help, help, help me!
01:02:54Help me!
01:02:55Help me!
01:02:56I don't know what it is!
01:02:58Everyone's...
01:02:59What?
01:02:59Everyone wants nuggets?
01:03:01Yeah, I think that you're trapped in a broken machine.
01:03:04Huh?
01:03:04I know, it must be so confusing having people give their drive-through orders to you all the time.
01:03:09I keep telling them!
01:03:11I keep telling them!
01:03:12I keep telling them!
01:03:13Christ has abandoned me!
01:03:15I was a faithful man!
01:03:18The water!
01:03:19The water coming down!
01:03:20Oh, God!
01:03:22Um, okay.
01:03:23What's your name?
01:03:24I'll try to say...
01:03:25Listen!
01:03:26Are you...
01:03:26Are you Christ Jesus promised to rise again?
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:33I am Nathaniel Hoggins!
01:03:35My wife, Tilly, and my eight children back east!
01:03:40Oh, God help us!
01:03:42What year is it, Nathaniel?
01:03:44I've got to be here for as long as I can remember.
01:03:48I wouldn't be surprised if it was 1896, 97.
01:03:52Yeah.
01:03:54Okay, okay.
01:03:55Um, uh, do you want to come out and take a physical form or do you just...
01:03:59Are you in pain?
01:04:01No!
01:04:01No!
01:04:02The pleasures of the flesh, I deny them!
01:04:04I wish to be by the right hand of God!
01:04:06And that's why you live so far away from your family?
01:04:09I had to!
01:04:10I had to!
01:04:11I had to leave my wife and those eight children!
01:04:14They found a vein of silver!
01:04:16Oh, you're from the mine!
01:04:18Yes.
01:04:19You said water.
01:04:20Did someone fill the mine with water and drown you?
01:04:23What?
01:04:24You said there's so much water.
01:04:25Unless you were speaking of my water, Christ's love.
01:04:29Holy water.
01:04:31The power of Christ compares you out of this drive-through box.
01:04:36Go ahead and give me a religion.
01:04:39This will be true faith, which is a skill you do not have, and something like...
01:04:44We'll call it pure willpower, just roll willpower.
01:04:46Great, great.
01:04:47My water, Christ's love.
01:04:50It's such a funny mixed metaphor.
01:04:53It's perfect.
01:04:53It sounds correct until you think about it.
01:04:55Where is will...
01:04:56Just a pure willpower?
01:04:57Willpower.
01:04:58If you've spent some, then you're rolling what you have left.
01:05:00I've not spent any.
01:05:01Great.
01:05:02So go ahead and roll willpower.
01:05:02Can I use a use of zealotry to help Madeline?
01:05:06Sure.
01:05:06Yes, you can.
01:05:07So I get three from willpower and then two.
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:11Okay, great.
01:05:13I got a two.
01:05:15You got two successes?
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:17Okay, great.
01:05:18As you reach out to try to tell him that the power of Christ compels him, what fills this
01:05:24sense is some of your vampiric potency, your awe, your sense of otherworldly presence.
01:05:32And you see he goes, oh God, Jesus, is that you?
01:05:37Yes.
01:05:38Yes.
01:05:38Yes, she is Jesus.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:40Jesus has come back as a woman who looks like a bat.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:45I'm part bat.
01:05:46Oh God.
01:05:47Part Jesus.
01:05:47It's revelations.
01:05:49It's the answers.
01:05:50There's only one revelation.
01:05:51It's the revelation of Jesus Christ.
01:05:53Oh.
01:05:54All right.
01:05:55Listen.
01:05:55I'll do anything.
01:05:57I know I must have-
01:05:58I'll have six chicken nuggets and a side of-
01:06:02No, I'm back.
01:06:03No, no, no.
01:06:03I'm back in.
01:06:04No, no.
01:06:05Okay, okay.
01:06:06So you don't want a physical form or you don't want some sort of, you don't want to be manifest.
01:06:10Like I could go for you.
01:06:12Wait.
01:06:12What year is it?
01:06:13You said year.
01:06:14Have I missed?
01:06:16Am I in purgatory?
01:06:18No.
01:06:18You've missed quite a lot.
01:06:19It's 1897.
01:06:21You were right.
01:06:21Right on.
01:06:22You guessed the exact date.
01:06:23Tilly hasn't remarried, has she?
01:06:25She has.
01:06:28Oh, Tilly.
01:06:30Oh, tell the story to our eight beautiful children.
01:06:33Eight beautiful children they call the other man their father.
01:06:36What?
01:06:37They're doing really well.
01:06:38They're doing really well.
01:06:39Yeah, yeah.
01:06:40I really got wrapped up in that.
01:06:42It was a lot of fun.
01:06:43It was a lot of fun.
01:06:44I'm sorry.
01:06:45Just checking in real quick.
01:06:47Love the creativity we're throwing down.
01:06:49I feel like we're terrorizing a dead man who lives in a box.
01:06:53No, it's not terrorizing.
01:06:53Are you sure?
01:06:54There's so much dill in my silences.
01:06:56I think he called two of you Christ.
01:06:58I just want to point that out.
01:06:59I think a lot of times if you're speaking with someone like that, if you just follow them,
01:07:03then you'll get more information.
01:07:04I'm trying to yes and.
01:07:05No, no, I love a yes and.
01:07:07Yeah, that's great.
01:07:08I was just straight up torturing him.
01:07:10Sorry.
01:07:10I think mostly I want to talk to H.J.
01:07:12H.J., come on, man.
01:07:13Yeah, yeah.
01:07:13I need you to be the guy in the room.
01:07:15All right.
01:07:15I need you to be the guy in the room.
01:07:17Okay.
01:07:17And I am.
01:07:18And I can be.
01:07:19Okay, so earlier we were kidding.
01:07:21I am Mary and she is Mary.
01:07:22This is Jesus Christ.
01:07:24Yes.
01:07:25It's the year 2026.
01:07:27Wait, marry your mother and marry Magdalene?
01:07:30Yes, the two best friends that's underreported in the Bible.
01:07:35That's so nice that your friend gets along with your mom.
01:07:39Yeah, my friend, my sex work friend and my mom, virgin.
01:07:44They didn't have a lot of common ground in that respect.
01:07:49Did water pour down in the mine and kill you or was it water Christ's love?
01:07:56No, what did you say?
01:07:59Did you say we were drowned?
01:08:00Yeah, you said water.
01:08:01There's so much water pouring down on me.
01:08:03I thought it was an accident.
01:08:06Okay, what, what, can you walk us through the accident so that we can understand what happened?
01:08:11Because there's a lot of souls that are trapped in the mine.
01:08:14But how could it have been?
01:08:15We, we started making the dam, we, we put the dam on there ourselves.
01:08:20The river was, it was all supposed to be, something went wrong.
01:08:26We, we were down there.
01:08:28Um, we were down in the mine.
01:08:32We were there for a shift and we were,
01:08:36my name's Nathaniel Hoggins.
01:08:38I worked as a miner at the, the Whitaker silver mine.
01:08:42Yeah, Whitaker.
01:08:43This was, this was supposed to be our last shift.
01:08:47We had voted to go on strike and then we heard it.
01:08:52It was water coming down into the mine, stones and rocks and everything else like that.
01:08:58We, our wages had been commuted.
01:09:00We hadn't been paid in over a month.
01:09:02And Whitaker didn't want you to go on strike, did they?
01:09:06Oh, Wallace Whitaker.
01:09:07He was as mean as a snake.
01:09:12He was dirty and hard and edged as a bag of coal.
01:09:16He, uh, he was the man who founded the mine.
01:09:23And, my God, that's why they're so mad.
01:09:27I think the rest of them know that it was on purpose.
01:09:32If it was on purpose, then maybe I should be mad too.
01:09:40Yes.
01:09:41Are you the only spirit that isn't mad right now?
01:09:44Have you been totally alone in this?
01:09:46Maybe I got it wrong.
01:09:47And I think you guys start to feel a spiritual sense of this thing inside of this box, uh, warping
01:09:57in some way as you...
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