00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life.
00:09But when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:16Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:27One day, people at the bus stop saw a strange figure in the morning sky.
00:32Was it a plane? No.
00:35Was it a wandering albatross? It was not.
00:40Banana fans, this thing, half apple, half man, was a powerful humanoid created by Dr. Gloom.
00:50He had muscles where no man had muscles before.
00:54Now, listen to me, apple man.
00:57Your mission is to seek out and destroy Banana Man.
01:02You're the bastard. Where do I start?
01:06Well, now, General Blight and I suspect that Eric knows where Banana Man is.
01:10And so, I shall persuade the little twit to go to the old sawmill.
01:16Boom. It's up.
01:18Oh, two areas, two abey. Bye-bye for now, Doc.
01:25This note says, meet me at the old sawmill at noon for a chat about Banana Man.
01:31I don't like it, Cousin Eric. That old mill's a creepy place, and the note isn't even signed.
01:37I don't like it either, Samantha, but it's about Banana Man, so I must go.
01:42Then I'm coming too.
01:56Well, Eric, where is this person, and what does he want?
01:59To ask you one question, my dears.
02:03Where's Banana Man?
02:05Who are you?
02:07Don't get yourself in a stew, my little dumpling.
02:09I'm Apple Man.
02:11Big B and I are old friends.
02:13Used to do weight training together.
02:16Where is he?
02:18I don't know.
02:20And I won't tell.
02:21You're barking up the wrong tree, Apple Man.
02:24We'll see about that, my little flower.
02:27You may sing a different tune when your little playmate gets her hair cut.
02:32The hard way.
02:38Last chance to tell me where Banana Man is, Eric.
02:41Or it's good to manage her.
02:44Remember.
02:57Did you hear somebody call?
02:58Help.
02:59Ah, this is I thought.
03:01A drunk call.
03:02Ha, ha, ha.
03:03Here, kids, come on.
03:04Have a Banana.
03:06Help.
03:11Thanks, Crow.
03:12That Banana was delicious.
03:17There's no time to lose.
03:18I'll free Sam with a Banana Laser Beam.
03:21Whir, whir, whir, whir, whir.
03:33And here's something for Apple Man.
03:37Whip-bop!
03:46Watch it, boss.
03:47It's Apple Man.
03:48Where?
03:49Ah, there he is, Big B.
03:54Huh?
03:57Oh, yummy, yummy, yum, yum, yum.
03:59Now, that's what I call an apple.
04:01Oh, no, not a maggot.
04:04Think so.
04:04Oh, no, not a maggot.
04:06Anything but a maggot.
04:08I can't stand a maggot.
04:11I'm disappointed.
04:12I prefer my villains with more backbone, Crow.
04:16Look at Apple Man run.
04:18Yes, you must have frightened him, boss.
04:20Turn his knees to jelly.
04:22Ha, ha.
04:24Apple jelly.
04:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:27Cool.
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