00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, a schoolboy who leads an amazing double life.
00:08But when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:26One summer morning, a grey, chilling fog swept down Acacia Road.
00:31I've heard of fogs like pea soup, but look at this, it's more like minestrone.
00:38I can't see the gasworks or even the corner shop. I wonder if it's on telly.
00:45More reports are coming in of widespread fog.
00:48The worst since 1743, when Tunbridge Wells was lost in a similar fog, and wasn't found again for seven years.
00:56All international traffic at the airport has been grounded.
01:00However, an unidentified airship has been sighted over the coast.
01:05Did you hear that? We've been spotted, weatherman. What'll we do? What'll we do?
01:09Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, do not panic. Keep your helmet on, General Blight.
01:13Just pull that red lever, and we shall disappear into a cloud of fog.
01:18Oops, there we go.
01:21Foggy midsummer, and now an unidentified airship.
01:25This sounds like another dangerous mission for...
01:36Banana Man!
01:40Seconds, the great fire-righted terrible, streaking through threatening skies into that fog of fear.
01:47Now, where is that airship?
01:49That way, Banana Man.
01:50Is that you, Crow? Speak up, I can't hear you.
01:52No, I'm not surprised about that. I've got a fog in me throat.
01:55Ha, ha, ha! Sorry, they went that way, Big B, towards the oil rig.
02:01Aha! I detect a propeller-driven craft.
02:07And now, to pierce this fog with my banana torch.
02:14Blistering banana skins.
02:15It's the weatherman's submersible airship.
02:18And look!
02:19So, that's there.
02:21This fog is the great boy on Great Pyjag.
02:24Tally-ho!
02:36So, once again, Hunter and Destroyer faced each other in deadly undersea combat.
02:45A barrage of banana-seeking torpedoes sped towards Banana Man.
02:53That is off, Banana Man, General.
02:56I shall reach my leather flying helmet.
02:59Ah, man.
03:01Ah, four feet ahead, please.
03:05Off.
03:09Was it all over, Banana fans?
03:11Was that the end of a great champion?
03:13Not quite, fans.
03:15But, Hark, what was this new danger?
03:18Oh, my God.
03:26Wales!
03:27And I thought we were off the coast of Scotland.
03:30Banana Man was never brilliant at geography, fans.
03:33His favourite subject is...
03:35Action!
03:37A surge of banana power rippled through those sinews of steel.
03:42And then...
03:44See?
03:47And then, as he was carried along, a daring plan formed in Banana Man's brain...
03:52Mind.
04:02Even the powerful motors of the airships were no match for the mighty monarch of the deep.
04:10No, things were not going well for the bad guys this day.
04:15A little salt with your helmet, Weather Man.
04:24What's all that about, crew?
04:26Oh, that's Banana Man.
04:28He's having a whale of a time.
04:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:57He's having a
04:59You
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