00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life.
00:08And when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:28One morning, Eric was running to catch the school bus, when Hark, from yon distant tower, he heard a faint
00:33cry of distress.
00:35Oh, distress! Distress! Oh, save me!
00:39Now that was a call to action. In a blinding flash, Eric was transformed.
00:46He did that, now and a man!
00:52It's only a video recording. Still, might as well see how it ends.
00:59And that ends story time for today, kiddies. Did you like it?
01:06Oh, yes, I like that bit about...
01:08Wait a minute. It's you, General Blight.
01:13That's right, banana brain. You're an old arch enemy, and you've fallen into my trap.
01:20Ha-ha-ha! By now, you are 20,000 miles above the Earth, heading for the planet NERC!
01:28No.
01:30I-I-I'm only licensed to fly at 500 feet.
01:33I don't think you're not very good at flying.
01:36We have now landed on the planet NERC! Ha-ha-ha! This is the end of the line for you,
01:44banh!
01:47Bye-bye.
01:56Stone of crows. Look at them. Oh, dear.
01:59I thought you were ugly.
02:01You are coming with us to the mothership.
02:04Earthling, we are Nux.
02:07Never you mind. No-one's perfect.
02:10Put me down. Put me down or I'll...
02:15I'll...
02:15I'm terribly strong, you know.
02:18Look.
02:19The banana man struggled in vain.
02:22Those muscles of steel rippling under his blue combinations
02:25were powerless against the awesome gravitational force of this strange planet.
02:29Mother! Mother!
02:31Yes, this is Mother Nook.
02:33About time you came back, lads.
02:35I've made your tea and Zorg's waiting.
02:37Hang on, I'll beam you up.
02:39Coming up...
02:41One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
02:44All pale, mighty soul.
02:46Monarch of the Milky Way.
02:48Celestial jewel in the crowd of the galaxy.
02:52Omnipotent, potentate of the furthest reaches of the...
02:55Turn on with it, you irksome nerd.
02:58Yes, sir. Yes, you're nerd ship.
03:00This is the earthling sent to us by your old chum, General Blight.
03:04He is called...
03:06Banana Man.
03:07Listen, fruit face.
03:08With our help, General Blight is going to take over your miserable little planet.
03:13But we must know the locations of all your earthling military installations and Chinese take-aways before we invade.
03:21That's what you're going to tell us.
03:24Or...
03:24Or...
03:25Or there'll be an empty chair at Dindin's tonight.
03:29And guess who is.
03:31Mind if I have a...
03:33Banana first?
03:35Be me, yes.
03:40Bananas can do.
03:42Get that man.
03:44Give him the work.
03:47Take that.
03:49Hold that.
03:50And have one of these.
03:53Zero, this is my look.
03:55And you've got no manners.
03:57You left the door open.
03:58Close it gently.
04:00We'll settle them.
04:01Let's hope what's it wrong.
04:03Remember, don't slam them.
04:08Well, I've done it again, fans.
04:11Saved the world.
04:12Ah, an interplanetary re-entry cannon.
04:15A few coins in here, Crow.
04:19And we'll be on our way.
04:31And where have you been, Eric?
04:34She'd never believe me.
04:35Would she?
04:37Would she?
04:37Will she?
04:40She'd never believe me.
04:45She'd never believe me.
04:46Good I've been, Eric.
05:00She's a part who we've been, you know.
05:03In this country, you're too weak.
05:05You
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