00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life.
00:08For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:30Far away in the jungles of the Banana Republic, Eric's favorite TV reporter, Fiona, was filming an expedition.
00:37He was searching for the lost tribe of the Tapioca's.
00:47Give us a chance, lady. I only stopped in my lessons last week.
00:52Well, viewers, according to my map, I should be in the very heart of Tapioca country.
00:56And yet, there's no sign of that elusive lost tribe.
01:01In the past, many brave explorers have disappeared in the only regions of this vast jungle.
01:07Some say they were sacrificed to Ping Pong, mythical god, Tapioca.
01:12And I...
01:13No! Help! Help! Put me down!
01:19Whatever that was, Fiona needs help, and I need a banana.
01:29So, once again, the brave jungle fighter soared through the tropical skies.
01:34His one thought, to rescue the lovely Fiona.
01:37But would he get there in time?
01:42It's a note, fans.
01:43It says,
01:45You're too late, Banana Man.
01:46We went that way.
01:48Signed, Fiona.
01:50Fear not, Petal.
01:51I'm on my way.
01:52Put me down!
01:54Put me down! Help!
02:06Hey, Crow, that's a beautiful melody.
02:10How does it end?
02:11Suddenly, perhaps.
02:19Don't worry, fans.
02:20It's not as bad as it looks.
02:22This may be part of a surprise adventure holiday.
02:26But I was wrong.
02:29It's bad.
02:31Look at them, boss.
02:32You know what they are?
02:33They're arithmetic snakes.
02:35Haggards.
02:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:37Arithmetic snake.
02:38Get it? Get it?
02:39This is no time for comedy, Crow.
02:42I'm trapped.
02:43And those snakes are getting closer and closer.
02:46Ha, ha, ha, nappy bee.
02:48Hang on.
02:48I've got an idea.
02:50Hey, wait.
02:50Come on.
02:53Come on.
02:55Oh, yes.
03:05Oh, shit.
03:07Oh, shit.
03:11That does it.
03:13How about that, Crow?
03:15Snakes and ladders.
03:16We beat them at their own game.
03:19Now to rescue Fiona.
03:21Here.
03:22Did you hear that?
03:23Did you?
03:24We beat them?
03:26Ha!
03:28And so Banana Man made his escape.
03:31The posit to an even greater danger.
03:36Put me down!
03:37Put me down!
03:38Oh, no.
03:39Come here!
03:41Help!
03:41Save me!
03:42Save me!
03:43Save me!
03:44Help!
03:45Help!
03:45Please, help!
03:46Please, help!
03:46Noink!
03:48Put me down!
03:49Put me down!
03:50Put me down, or I'll...
03:53I'll...
03:54It's no use struggling. This is the end.
03:58But thanks for trying to save me, Bananaman.
04:02Bananaman? You, Jane. You, Tarzan.
04:08No, old chap. Actually, I'm Bananaman.
04:11How do you do?
04:12And this is Fiona, sweetheart of the airwaves.
04:16Oh, sorry. I must be in the wrong film.
04:20Come, Fiona. Fly with me.
04:24You were... Mr. Wonderful.
04:27That's me.
04:54That's me.
04:56I'm a fan of the airwaves.
04:59I'm a fan of the airwaves.
05:00I'm a fan of the airwaves.
05:00I'm a fan of the airwaves.
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