00:23Hello, Peabody here.
00:25I believe that every dog should have a boy.
00:28That's why I adopted Sherman.
00:30Shall I set the wayback controls, Mr. Peabody?
00:33Yes, Sherman, you may set the wayback machine for the year 1875.
00:39And the place?
00:40Dodge City.
00:41Specifically, the Marshal's office.
00:43For today, we visit that legendary lawman, Wyatt Earp.
00:47In no time at all, Sherman and I were standing before Marshal Earp.
00:51His actions rather surprised us.
00:53You the fellas with the Tiddlewink, say it?
00:55Set it right down there on the table till I finish my sword fighting.
00:59Con guard there, you varmint.
01:02Excuse us, Marshal, but you're mistaking us for someone else.
01:05You didn't bring no Tiddlewinks?
01:07I'm afraid not.
01:08Well, then you must have brung a deck of cards.
01:10No, sir, we didn't bring any cards either.
01:13Uh, obviously you're quite busy, Marshal, but, uh, could you take a moment to explain why you're, uh...
01:18Why I'm fencing and going in for Tiddlewinks and card games?
01:21Precisely.
01:22Well, I gotta get ready to capture Aces Wild, the worst doggone bank robbery in Kansas.
01:27You mean you're gonna fight him with a sword?
01:29I'll fight him, challenge him at a game with Tiddlewinks, or even go fish.
01:34But I'm gonna beat him and bring him in.
01:37Has the possibility occurred to you that he may wish to fight you with a gun?
01:42Well, if he does, you know why it's going to boot hell.
01:46Don't you have a gun?
01:47I got part of one.
01:49You see, after every gunfight, I always had a habit of carving a notch on my gun handle.
01:53I had so many fights, I don't have a handle left.
01:56See?
01:56Every time I draw, I don't have nothing to grab onto.
02:00Why not buy another gun?
02:01Or at least a handle?
02:03Ain't none around.
02:04Them things are scarce out here.
02:05You fellas ain't got a gun you can lend me, have you?
02:08I'm afraid not.
02:09Well, if an Aces don't want to play goldfish, I guess I'm a goner.
02:14Suddenly, the door opened.
02:16Marshal!
02:17Marshal, come quick!
02:18It's Aces Wild.
02:19He just left the bank.
02:20Did he make a withdrawal or a deposit?
02:22A withdrawal?
02:23Took every darn cent there was.
02:24Well, this calls for a showdown.
02:26Folly me!
02:28And folly him we did.
02:29That is, until he misjudged his footing and...
02:34Please?
02:35He's out cold, Mr. Peabody!
02:37It's just as well, Sherman.
02:38Yeah, but who's gonna fight Aces Wild?
02:42Gully up to the bar, boys.
02:44The drinks is on me.
02:46Well, you better vamoosh pronto.
02:48Marshal Earps, sure shooting gonna come looking for you.
02:51You know what I got for him?
02:53A bullet with his name on it.
02:55Look out, Aces!
02:56Sounds like the marshals are coming.
02:59Come on in, Marshal.
03:01And come on in a fightin'.
03:04I assume your Aces Wild?
03:06I be he, who be ye?
03:08I be Peabody.
03:11This is Sherman.
03:12Hi, Mr. Wild.
03:13Where's the Marshal?
03:14He's indisposed.
03:16So I've come to take you in.
03:18That's downright funny, that is.
03:21Well, I'm the best shot in the West.
03:23I doubt that.
03:24Oh, you do, do you?
03:25Well, get a load of this.
03:28Adequate, but hardly extraordinary.
03:30I suppose you could do the same.
03:32Yes, and without the use of firearms.
03:35Hold a glass, please.
03:36How's this?
03:37Fine.
03:39So saying, I went to the piano,
03:41selected E above high C, and...
03:46Well, I'll be dogged.
03:48All right, Mr. Smarty.
03:50Let's see you outdraw me.
03:51On the count of three, grab your gun.
03:53But you don't have a gun, Mr. Peabody.
03:55I don't need one, Sherman.
03:57Now, if you'll be so kind as to hand me that tray.
04:00Good boy.
04:01Now, stand aside.
04:02You ready yet?
04:03I will be, as soon as you move directly beneath that chandelier.
04:07What for?
04:07I gotta stand there.
04:09You'll see.
04:10Well, I guess it don't matter where I stand.
04:12What matters is where you fall.
04:16One, two, three.
04:19Three.
04:23You did it, Mr. Peabody.
04:25You beat him.
04:26Of course.
04:27Without firing a shot.
04:29Naturally.
04:30And so, after escorting aces to a jail cell,
04:32we said goodbye to Marshal Earp.
04:35Thanks to God, Mr. Peabody.
04:36You too, Sherman.
04:38Adios.
04:40Golly, it sure is puzzling.
04:42What is it, Sherman?
04:43Well, how Wyatt Earp got the reputation for being the fastest draw in the West?
04:47Oh, not so puzzling.
04:48Wyatt Earp was also an artist, you see.
04:50And he really did draw faster than anyone.
04:53And he really did draw become...
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