00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life.
00:08For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:26Welcome to my new TV show, Memory Lane.
00:29Let's see if you can recognize tonight's mystery guest from these film clips.
00:39Come out, come out, wherever you are, mole.
00:47Sayonara.
00:49And a little fried rice.
00:51They look behind you.
00:56I shall discover you.
01:03Hot stuff, eh?
01:07Yes, yes, you've spotted him.
01:11Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Banana Man.
01:19Now, I know you're very modest about your adventures, Banana Man, but can I ask you to share some of
01:25them with your Banana fans?
01:27As you say, Fiona, I am modest about my spectacular battle to save civilization as we know it.
01:34But maybe it is time Banana fans knew the true story behind my fantastic exploits.
01:39Single-handed, I've been fighting an intergalactic gang of villains.
01:47Single-handed?
01:48What about me?
01:50And they're led by my arch-enemy, General Blight.
01:55I tell you, Doctor, I could take over the world if it weren't for Banana Man.
02:00Sometimes I think he's indestructible.
02:04But we don't have to destroy him.
02:06He's talking to his old school chum, the mad scientist, Doctor Gloom.
02:11Anyway, I can deal with the big Banan.
02:13Just get him to my surgery.
02:15Lean the rest to me.
02:17No, thank you.
02:18If he's the doctor, I'd rather be ill.
02:20Who's next, boss?
02:21Well, Crow, General Blight and Doctor Gloom are the enemy's brains.
02:24This fellow is the brawn.
02:26He's called Apple Man.
02:30Now, listen to me, Apple Man.
02:33Your mission is to seek out and destroy Banana Man.
02:38It's up to you.
02:39The trio is to obey.
02:42Bye-bye for now, Doc.
02:45My, what a terrible trio.
02:47Trio?
02:48Fiona, they're only the beginning.
02:50The General has a full orchestra of villains.
02:54That's the Weatherman.
02:55Captain Cream, the Heavy Mob, King Zorb, and his Nurks.
03:01And worst of all, Auntie, the General's hit lady.
03:05When she drove that steamroller over me,
03:07I thought it was bye-bye, Bananas.
03:10Oh, Banana Man.
03:11A steamroller.
03:13What happened next?
03:14It made quite an impression on me, Fiona.
03:17Well, viewers, isn't Banana Man incredible?
03:21Fighting all those villains single-handed.
03:24Now she's at it.
03:25We've single-handed.
03:27Tell me, who got him out of scrapes like this one?
03:30Drop away and pull out, Banana Man.
03:33There's still time.
03:34But it's no use, little fellow.
03:37I guess it's...
03:39Goodbye.
03:39No!
03:40No, grab these robots.
03:46Good thinking, Crow.
03:47You saved my life.
03:48And you risked yours to save mine, Banana Man,
03:52when you followed me into the clutches of that monster ping-pong.
03:56It's no use struggling.
03:57This is the end.
03:59But thanks for trying to save me, Banana Man.
04:02Banana Man?
04:04You, Jane.
04:06You, Tarzan.
04:07No, old chap.
04:09Actually, I'm Banana Man.
04:11And this is Fiona, sweetheart of the airwaves.
04:14Oh, sorry.
04:16I must be in the wrong film.
04:19Come, Fiona.
04:20Fly with me.
04:21Anyway, Mr. Wonderful.
04:25That's me.
04:27Oh, Banana Man.
04:30Oh, Fiona.
04:31Oh, Banana Man.
04:34Banana Man.
04:37Oh, yak.
04:39No, sak.
04:52See you then.
04:54Bye.
04:55Bye.
04:57Bye.
04:58Bye.
05:00Bye.
05:04Bye.
05:05Bye.
05:05Bye.
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