00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life.
00:09For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:27Greetings from your favourite pirate TV station, the Jolly Roger.
00:34And here's today's guest, the lovely Fiona, sweetheart of the airwaves.
00:40Start talking, sweetheart. Go on, go on.
00:44This is a special message for children. Don't brush your teeth.
00:49Oh, dear. Don't help little old ladies across the road.
00:55Don't eat spinach. And...
00:58Go on.
00:59And don't eat...bananas.
01:03Flipping heck, that doesn't sound like the Fiona I know.
01:08Someone made her say that.
01:10And that someone is mean. Bye-bye for now, fam.
01:17Chief O'Reilly here, Eric.
01:19We've got to stop those pirate broadcasts and rescue Fiona.
01:23Right, Chiefie. This is a job for Banana Man.
01:35In seconds, the great crime fighter's crystal direction finder located the pirate TV ship.
01:41Hang on, Petal. Help is on the way.
01:47You just wait, General Blight.
01:49If Banana Man saw that broadcast, he'll rescue me.
01:53That's my plan.
01:55You are the bait in my trap.
02:00Oh, Banana Man. My hero.
02:04Come, Fiona. Let me take you away from all this.
02:08You're not getting away that easily, Banana Top.
02:11Down the hatch.
02:14Oh!
02:18Oh, Banana Man. Are you hurt?
02:20No. I landed on my head.
02:23Where are we?
02:24We're prisoners in the hold of the Jolly Roger.
02:27I can't see a thing, Banana Man.
02:29I'll just switch on my banana torch and...
02:32Aha!
02:34Stand well back. We're getting out of here.
02:37Hold tight and...
02:45Now, if we can just get past that pirate crew to the lifeboat, we'll escape.
02:52That's it, Mel. Scrub away.
02:55General Blight wants to lose deck squeaky clean.
03:00And don't leave those bars of soap lying around.
03:04Someone could slip on them.
03:05Quick, Fiona. Run for the lifeboat.
03:08I'm right behind you, Banana Man.
03:10So am I, Banana Man.
03:12Let's go, men. After them.
03:15Ah!
03:19Let me out! Let me out!
03:21Ah!
03:23Oh, hurry! Hurry, Banana Man!
03:26Don't worry, Fiona.
03:27A few bars of soap for those pirates and wheelmaker.
03:30Clean getaway.
03:32Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
03:36And here come the bad guys.
03:37Check all the games.
03:39Yeah, we're spinning up.
03:40Butter, the toast.
03:41My door, the missus.
03:43Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:48They're getting away.
03:49Never.
03:50Fire one.
03:52Which one?
03:53Any one, you fool.
03:59Faster, Banana Man.
04:01They're getting awfully close.
04:04There, Fiona.
04:05We're out of range and safe.
04:07Now I'll head for home.
04:09Look!
04:10What's that?
04:11Right, Scott.
04:12It's a live prawn cocktail.
04:15Oh, dear.
04:16Is this goodbye, Banana Man?
04:20Banana Man?
04:21What's on telly?
04:21Eh, well, I'm one of your greatest fans, Big B.
04:26Oh, wait till I tell the gang about this.
04:34Oh, Banana Man, my hero.
04:37Oh, yeah.
04:46Bye.
04:49Bye.
04:50Bye.
04:51Bye.
04:52Bye.
04:53Bye.
04:58Bye.
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