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Love Island (UK) - Season 8 - Episode 62
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00:00You
00:05We've had weeks of grafting
00:11Racking on it's cringy our bodies sounding off and getting it all
00:27We're living up to
00:31No, I ain't having this
00:34So let the countdown to the final begin
00:38It's a celebration
00:40So find a babysitter
00:44Put on your glad rags and expect the unexpected
00:50For the last time this series
00:52This is Love Island Unseen Bits
00:55The yellow bean bag, I'm burning that on the fire
01:26No, you shouldn't have done that
01:28They sound exactly the same
01:30Anyway, while we await the results of the paternity test
01:33Let's make the most of our very last show of this series
01:36By going out with a banger
01:45So put your phones away
02:02And dance like there isn't a ton of cameras watching your every move
02:06Oh my god
02:14I feel like we should all do it now
02:16Every single body
02:17Every single body has to do it
02:19Guys, guys
02:20You have to let yourself go
02:22Be free
02:22Okay
02:23Don't overthink it
02:24And just
02:25Just put passion into it
02:26Yeah, let's go
02:27Yeah, let's go
02:27Let's do it for the Highlands
02:29So what?
02:31Three, two, one
02:33Yes!
02:35Yes!
02:36Yes!
02:39Over the past few months the Islanders have been busting moves
02:48Grooving
02:49Grooving
02:49Yes!
02:50Grooving
02:51Yes!
02:52Hands
02:52And letting it all hang out
02:58So put your hands in the air like you just don't care
03:03Unless you're jailed, of course
03:08I've got an exclusive for you
03:10Here you can see the actual appointment book for the salon
03:14Not that salon
03:16The real one
03:17Where the girls get glamorous
03:18You know when you curl this side of the hair
03:20Do you do it the other way around?
03:21Yeah
03:21Yeah
03:22It's so hard, isn't it?
03:23The other way around
03:24I swear to god if my hair doesn't stay straight
03:27It's gonna be a riot
03:29You sound like
03:30What is that?
03:31Gollum
03:32That's it, Gollum
03:33Or Dobby
03:33Yes, master
03:34I used to have like the weirdest crush on Dobby when I was three
03:37Not three, like five
03:39Dobby
03:41Who's Dobby?
03:42Dobby from Harry Potter
03:43Ew
03:44I was just young
03:45Like literally
03:46I used to really, really love Dobby
03:47I love Dobby
03:48Dobby's cute
03:48Because he was nice
03:49Everyone thought he'd be horrible
03:51But he wasn't
03:51Indira, you're very cute
03:53Dobby's
03:54Sorry, master
03:55Yes, master
03:56Dobby be a good master
04:00I'll be a good Dobby
04:01Yes, master
04:02Yes, master
04:04Yes, master
04:06I'll be a good Dobby
04:07I can talk like a baby though
04:09I can talk like a baby
04:11I can talk like a baby
04:11It's very scary how I can talk sometimes
04:13But it's just me
04:15It's just me being me
04:16You guys are not well
04:17No, Angel
04:19No, no
04:19It's scary
04:21It sounds like something out of like a horse field
04:23No, I don't like that
04:23I don't want a horse
04:27I can't
04:28I can't
04:28Lacey, the girls have lost it
04:29Yeah
04:30Yeah
04:32Yeah
04:33Yeah
04:34Yeah
04:34Oh my god
04:35Yeah
04:36Yeah
04:36Oh my god
04:38Yeah
04:38Yay
04:39Someone pray for her
04:40She still looks sexy doing it though
04:42That's the thing
04:43You know the boys will actually be able to hear us
04:45Don't say it's me
04:47I could say I can that a doll from the baby challenge got accidentally left in the villa by the
04:52props team
04:53But I won't
05:02Can all islanders gather around the fire pit immediately?
05:09Soft rock and soft focus, it can only mean one thing, it's time for a recoupling
05:15The bio I like to couple up with is
05:19Andrew
05:20Danny
05:22Luca
05:23Adam
05:25Deji
05:26Jamie
05:27David
05:28Reese
05:29This was the last recoupling before the final
05:32Setting the couples up for their future lives outside the villa in domestic bliss and harmony
05:41Wow
05:42It's actually come off
05:45Look
05:48I can see brown
05:49It's gonna come off just wait
05:53The chase is burning
05:56It's not
05:56Here it is let's see then
05:58Yeah that's done
06:00You sure?
06:01Yeah
06:03On one side it's one side it's not
06:05I don't think it would just leave anything
06:07Yeah it's close
06:08That is what you come down
06:10Would you say that is burn?
06:11No
06:12No
06:12That's perfect
06:13Toasted
06:14Oh it's a bit overdone that for me
06:19As long as I can sleep on that side
06:20Why are you gonna sleep on that side? This is my side
06:22Because I said I sleep on the right side
06:24This is the left
06:26No it's the right
06:27Darling when you're like here laying down
06:29It's the right
06:30No this is the left
06:33Well the left then I sleep
06:34I sleep on the left
06:36Huh?
06:36I sleep on the left
06:37I sleep on the left
06:40He's better with you
06:42You're just changing the bin
06:43Yeah
06:44Sorry
06:44I am here
06:46Trying to find love
06:47Why do you want me breaking my back doing chores in the bin?
06:50So why should I do chores in the bin?
06:52But you don't
06:52You clean up after yourself and that is it
06:54And as you should
06:55I clean up after everyone sometimes
06:56No but sorry
06:57I try to keep people in line
06:59This is our house
06:59Come on guys no arguing
07:00No
07:01He's not even arguing but he's just actually trying it right now
07:05First married couple arguments
07:07What the hell is better with you?
07:12What a shock
07:13What a shock
07:17What are you doing?
07:19Meditating not to lose my mind would you?
07:28Namaste Natalia
07:35India came into the villa looking for her perfect man and she found him in the form of Dami right?
07:41Have any of you boys, like, done stuff that would usually give you the ick by now?
07:45Yeah, Dami's done so much.
07:47You know that Danica dance? When he does that thing?
07:49It really grinds my gears.
07:51Oh, my God. I find that hilarious when he does it.
07:53And he farts.
07:54You farted on him, though.
07:56Yeah, I know, to be fair.
07:57What's Luca done?
07:58No, Luca's not done anything, but, like, sometimes he'll brush his teeth at night
08:02and still leave toothpaste around his mouth.
08:04Aww.
08:05Andrew has that toothpaste.
08:06Aww, that's actually quite cute in the weirdest way.
08:09Why does he not know?
08:12Or he'll, like, wake up from a nap and the back of his head's like this.
08:18Sorry, it's a toothpaste for me.
08:20I know mine.
08:21When Andrew goes in the pool and his hair gets wet and it's just flat,
08:25it's just like a flat mop that's just, like, flattened on his head.
08:28And, obviously, skinny jeans.
08:29But, to be fair, I had to wear Andrew or skinny jeans last night.
08:31That bucket hat mop should be an ick touch.
08:33Yeah, no, the bucket hat.
08:34Dami's outfits haven't cringed me out yet.
08:36I'm trying to think.
08:38Oh, I'm going to fall.
08:39Come on now.
08:40Is that sweat on your back or is it pool?
08:42Both.
08:43Both.
08:44Guys.
08:45What gives me the ick is a sweaty pool back.
08:56We may be nearing the end, but there has been no end to the drama.
09:01Thailand pizza's the best pizza.
09:02Yeah, which one?
09:04The, not the ones with the pineapple.
09:06No, it's a shame.
09:07Me and Davide like the pineapple ones.
09:09No, I don't.
09:09You said you did.
09:11Hmm.
09:11Apple pizza, are you joking me?
09:13No, not pineapple, babe.
09:14I'm not going to.
09:14The horror.
09:16Pineapple on a pizza.
09:19Have you got an issue with me?
09:20No, I haven't got an issue with you.
09:22Maybe you have an issue with yourself.
09:23I bet he wishes he just had pineapple pizza now.
09:26Nothing can beat pizza.
09:28What about pancakes?
09:29The battle of the pancakes.
09:32Tomorrow morning.
09:33Be there.
09:35But if you want a taste of real drama, then it's frying pans at dawn, as this unseen bitch
09:41show.
09:42It's going to be a fair fight.
09:44No contact.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Rock, paper, scissors time.
09:49Rock, paper, scissors.
09:50Oh!
09:51Eric includes the pan.
09:53I can cook with any pan, darling.
09:57The size of these eggs are not appropriate.
09:59Is that someone complaining?
10:01No!
10:04Oh!
10:07Oh, it's in.
10:09It's in the pan.
10:11Oh, she's went big.
10:13Of course.
10:13Is that enough?
10:14Yeah, for Davide.
10:16Oh!
10:18Let's go!
10:23Calm, cool, collected.
10:28This is the first one.
10:35Oh!
10:35He asked for more of yours.
10:37Why am I actually sweating?
10:40Distention!
10:42Security's coming.
10:44Silence, please.
10:48The remaining champion, Ekinso.
10:51To the winner, glory, admiration, and Davide.
10:56But to the loser, more drama.
11:00The public have been voting for their most compatible couple.
11:04And as we said our goodbyes to Rhys, Lacey, Deji and Natalya,
11:09I suddenly remembered something that made perfect sense of all the dramatics.
11:14Now, what was it?
11:16Why has Natalya had so much drama?
11:20I think I'll have that memory for life of you sat on the yellow beanbag eating your yoghurt.
11:27Yoghurt?
11:28And let's keep looking.
11:31Aha, what's this?
11:35Oh, no, no, no!
11:37No, you shouldn't have done that.
11:39You sat on the yellow beanbag.
11:41Hasn't she been watching Unseen Bits?
11:43Well, you've got drama now, so...
11:46The yellow beanbag is a very proven fact that it does bring drama in.
11:54Every time someone sits on it, it happens.
11:57So, like, obviously, if you want to go sit on it, I wish you well.
12:01But you basically bore it on yourself because the drama's happened.
12:05So, it's obviously a proven fact.
12:08And those facts have been verified by our team of boffins at Love Island College, Cambridge.
12:20Here's an unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room.
12:23We've got quite a lot of you that are sort of London area.
12:26Yeah, we're not too far from each other.
12:28But what happened next?
12:31Find out in a more.
12:44This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:49Expect big surprises and incredible things you've never seen before.
12:54Remember, you just need to roll with it...
12:57as we roar with you.
13:00Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:04And join in the anthem with Praide.
13:14You are coming, Sam.
13:25Adam?
13:27Adam, come on.
13:51She'll be
13:52Earlier I left you in the dressing room with the girls we've got quite a lot of you that are
13:57sort of
13:57London area
14:00But the question on everyone's lips is
14:05Next so it makes loads of sense to either do like we could we could do
14:17That was like slow-mo like you know when you just know it's it's happened already and then you just
14:22you just can't even stop yourself
14:28Our islanders are a musical bunch especially dami that man has music bursting out of every orifice
14:49What did you eat an elephant man is the mashed potato and you said you're allowed to fart yeah
14:53Says if I have to do it's calm, but she doesn't want me to if I can do it
14:58That's quite a big step
15:00I mean, I was very big
15:02I'm so shy
15:03I'm so good
15:15I'm so good
15:17I'm so good
15:20I'm so good
15:33Listen to this
15:34Thank you
15:39Yeah, that's what happens
15:44Oh
15:46Oh my god
15:58There you go
15:59No you witnessed the
16:00No, no
16:09Here's a clip of Eckensu and Davide doing what Eckensu does best lying and son
16:16Can you ask me to spray, please?
16:18Spray.
16:21Spray, babe.
16:25Say spray.
16:29Spray.
16:30Yeah.
16:30Please, and you just didn't give it to me.
16:32I did spray.
16:35It was cream.
16:38Cream.
16:38Solar protection.
16:41Solar protection.
16:50Grassy.
16:52I can have it.
16:53I can.
16:57I can.
16:58Piss me off.
16:59Don't piss me off, eh?
17:00Shut up.
17:02.
17:02.
17:02.
17:02.
17:10I'm going to go.
17:12I'm going to go.
17:17I'm going to go.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:22You're not.
17:25I'm not.
17:27I'm not.
17:29I'm not.
17:37I'm not.
17:40Now, that's what I call laying on factor 50.
17:44Get a room, you two.
17:51It's in your eyes.
17:53Well, here we are at the set of the world's stare-out championships,
17:57live from our crucible of love, the villa.
18:00OK, ready?
18:01Good, focus.
18:03Get all your blinks out.
18:04I don't need to blink.
18:05I'm even giving you a head start.
18:07OK.
18:08Three, two, one, go.
18:12Watch closely, as it'll all be over in the blink of an eye,
18:15and that's not a turn of phrase, that's the actual rules.
18:20It's burning.
18:21You losing, girl.
18:23I know you want to blink.
18:24Now you're going cross-eyed.
18:25You're going cross-eyed, man.
18:27You're fighting for your life.
18:29It's the air.
18:30OK, that's what size is.
18:30I want to see if it's different.
18:33I'm going to break the bed now.
18:34OK, ready?
18:35Yeah.
18:39Three, two, one, go.
18:46Man, the fact that you're already going cross-eyed, like...
18:54My left eye.
18:58What's wrong with your left eye?
18:59You blink!
19:00I literally...
19:01You're blinking right now.
19:02I'm not.
19:03I'm not.
19:03It's not close.
19:04If I was blinking...
19:05You have three eyes.
19:09Wait, wait.
19:10Just let go.
19:10Just let go.
19:11Just let go.
19:12I know.
19:13Oh, yes.
19:16I nearly lost.
19:17That was a good one.
19:19I know, but my left eye nearly gave me a gig.
19:20I know, but my left eye nearly gave me a gig.
19:20I was even starting to cry.
19:23OK, one more time again.
19:24Yeah, close up.
19:26Three, two, one, go.
19:34Oh!
19:40Come on!
19:43It's like you're burning.
19:44Your staring is like burning into my eyes.
19:47You've got laser eyes and you're literally burning my eyes with your vision.
19:50Yes, that's how you're winning.
19:50Which is why I've lost.
19:52And if your telly has been on the blink for the last five minutes, you've just missed
19:55a clip of Dami and India in tears.
20:01Time for another unseen clip.
20:03Anton Deck, watch out!
20:05Because Dami is proving himself to be a game show host with the most.
20:10Just be quick for your questions.
20:11I'll ask you guys.
20:13Who's the funniest?
20:14Me.
20:15Yeah, you just point out.
20:16Even in me.
20:17Yeah, yeah.
20:18Who wears trousers?
20:19Me.
20:20No, I'm joking.
20:21No, I'm joking.
20:21No, I'm joking.
20:25Oh!
20:25Damn!
20:26Who's better in the kitchen?
20:28Me.
20:28You do not eat any real food.
20:31Oh!
20:32Oh, my God!
20:33Coco Pops in ketchup.
20:34You have a well-done steak.
20:37Right, there we are.
20:38You're never having a sandwich ever again.
20:39Who's more likely to get a tattoo?
20:42You'd get her a name on your body.
20:43He's got all of his axes' names on him.
20:46I get an outfit on him.
20:46I get an outfit on him.
20:46Look at Dami's eyes!
20:48Are you actually joking, man?
20:49You're going to stop.
20:50It's cursed though, so if I do get a name on, as soon as I get a name on, it'll
20:53ruin everything.
20:54But I will get a name on if you really want to get a name on.
20:56No, we're not doing that.
20:58OK, next question.
20:59Who is more flirty on the night out?
21:02Damn.
21:03Really?
21:04I'm a flirt, but until I came here, I thought I was a flirt until I fucking saw this guy.
21:07I don't know, you know.
21:08I think you're maybe an unintentional flirt.
21:12Nothing unintentional about it, isn't it?
21:14No, but I don't know I'm flirting.
21:15Are you joking?
21:15He doesn't realise.
21:16Yeah.
21:17If I'm flirting, it's not by accident.
21:18But this guy flirts with anyone that breathes.
21:21Not anyone that breathes.
21:22Actually, I do flirt with guys, too.
21:23You can't be friends.
21:24Who's a better kisser?
21:28Just point at me.
21:29Just point at me, bro.
21:30Do you know what?
21:31It's not...
21:31Just point at me.
21:32Don't even give them a...
21:33You don't need to give them any answer.
21:35Nah, it's fine.
21:36Don't explain yourself.
21:36Don't explain yourself.
21:37This is what we mean.
21:41Like, he's good at kissing, but would I say he's the best kisser?
21:45Keep my mouth shut.
21:47Let's do the same question for you guys.
21:48Who's the better kisser here?
21:49It's me.
21:51Oh!
21:52We'll scope it out.
21:52Who's the better one?
21:53No.
21:54Just three seconds.
21:54All you need is three seconds.
21:55Just quickly, and we can literally judge and see.
21:57This is what.
21:57I mean, you have a better kisser.
21:58Exactly.
22:01See?
22:01She's violent!
22:02I know!
22:03I know!
22:05When it comes to my views on the best kisser, my lips are sealed, which is definitely not the greatest
22:10kissing technique.
22:20here's a seemingly innocuous clip of some islanders in the bedroom
22:26but what happened next find out in a mo
22:40this is love island unseen bits the show that bangs out the best b-sides and rarities from the villa
22:47of
22:48love expect new releases forgotten classics look at you and deeply orchestral experimentation
23:23earlier we saw jem about to leave the bedroom and we left you wondering
23:44what's that noise is a concern doing that creepy voice again
23:55oh no i forgot it was a baby challenge
24:04everybody has trouble with their babies but here are some unseen clips of andrew being inventive
24:09he tried the old lion king trick
24:15he tried a bit of intellectual hot housing about housing
24:19all right so this is what you do you're in the property with them you don't really have to
24:23talk too too much to be honest because at the end of the day the property will sell itself
24:31try to serve the baby with some soothing techno
24:35man's in the rave cut in shape
24:50he tried a buggy dash around the fire pit
25:11but in the end all it took was a classic love island coupling around the fire pit to make the
25:16babies happy
25:16and it would like to couple up with leo because the dad seems more trusty
25:25seems more trusty
25:25she doesn't trust adam
25:29hey let's go leo
25:31let's go leo
25:32let's go leo
25:32kiss have a kiss
25:33kiss a kiss
25:35hey
25:35now it's time for the hideaway
25:38i look forward to seeing leo and the renee on love island 2042
25:59damn in india headed off on a seriously banging date you know a date is serious when it comes with
26:04its own rhythm section
26:13and here's some little snippets she didn't see
26:17i love it when you call me senorita
26:21i feel like i fit the image and the table very well
26:24yeah you like the emoji
26:25literally
26:26yeah
26:27yeah
26:28is that a wasp
26:29yeah it's okay just don't move
26:31dummy
26:31it's okay just don't move
26:35alright
26:36don't move
26:37can you please stop interrupting my date
26:42so yeah when you come to ireland
26:44i think i might be pleasantly surprised because honestly when i think about ireland i just think about farms
26:49sheeps cows
26:50you need to stop this
26:51greenery
26:51stop that
26:52no shopping centre
26:53stop disrespecting where i've come from
26:54but you know no disrespect
26:55there's a lot of disrespect there
26:57there's more than that
26:58and
26:59you have a lovely irish accent
27:02sometimes
27:02switching up
27:03especially when you say tree
27:04tree
27:06man
27:07believe me
27:09that's just how you say it
27:10tree
27:10no it's three
27:11tree
27:12three
27:13i'm not going to argue about a number it's fine
27:15we're not going
27:16on the outside
27:17we'll really see if you're as you know as thoughtful as you say you are
27:20because obviously
27:21as thoughtful
27:22thoughtful
27:23thoughtful
27:24thoughtful
27:25thoughtful
27:26it's that accent of your saying
27:28thoughtful
27:28it's not right thoughtful
27:29yeah
27:30that actually sounds so bad
27:31thoughtful
27:32thoughtful
27:33whatever
27:34when i'm with you
27:35like
27:36it's just me and you
27:38you know
27:38and you want me to feel safe
27:39especially when there's wasps around
27:40yeah
27:41trying to mess
27:42you know
27:43no you do
27:45i had a good day
27:46mm-hmm
27:49can we get those drums back to drown out the sloppy snogging please
27:53i've taken off suppose for your makeup i'm so sorry
27:56oh and i rolled up newspaper to deal with the wasps
28:03while dammy and india were out soaking up the spanish culture the girls got a message about a secret mission
28:08and then you have
28:09oh
28:10wait what
28:11what is it
28:12ekin
28:13ekin
28:14ekin
28:15ekin
28:15ekin
28:38ekin
28:44ekin
29:01ekin
29:06ekin
29:08ekin
29:08ekin
29:08and get all the boys to look for it
29:10and get all the boys to look for it
29:10oh shit so i'm gonna have to take it off
29:11you must not let the boys know what you're doing
29:15this is insane
29:16this is insane
29:16or you will fail your challenge
29:18no we'll need this
29:19oh i'm voting for this
29:20girl code let's go
29:21the girls are primed and ready for action
29:24ekin
29:24a goldie
29:24needs to spill a glass of water
29:26and brame andrew
29:27being a professional actress and notorious liar
29:31this should be a piece of cake
29:33you alright guys can i join you
29:35yeah of course you can
29:40what the f**kin
29:41what the f**k are you doing
29:43what
29:44are you actually having me off
29:45yeah no
29:45why have you f**king spilt water on me
29:47it's not f**king funny
29:48drop that
29:50it's not f**king funny for f**k's sake
29:52I've been stung by a bee, and you fucking...
29:54No, I ain't having this.
29:56Fuck off, Andrew.
29:58She has a mirror, I didn't even touch her.
29:59You've pissed me off.
30:01Are you joking?
30:03She didn't do it to herself. She came over and, like, fell.
30:05I didn't even touch her.
30:10I was going to do it very casually, but I actually slipped.
30:15You actually can't be serious.
30:17No, Andrew, I would probably just leave it for now.
30:19Let her cool down.
30:20I think it worked.
30:22It worked.
30:23So now, it's Paige's turn.
30:27Time for number two.
30:29Bad turn of phrase.
30:31But can she convince Luca to be her loo guard?
30:34My whole life literally depends on your hands right now.
30:36Normally, I would go to Dami.
30:38I'd be like, Dami, a new couple of me.
30:40Whilst I go to the toilet, take, like, you know, girls number two.
30:44But don't tell anyone.
30:45No.
30:46Shh. Girl code.
30:47Nobody knows what's going on today.
30:56What are you doing, Luca?
30:59Weirdo.
31:04Thanks, Luca.
31:05You're the best.
31:06You're just going to pretend to stay there now so it doesn't look obvious.
31:08Yeah, thank you.
31:11It is what it is.
31:13Yeah, I'd give it five minutes, as they say.
31:17You can stay there, Luca.
31:18I'm just popping to the loo myself.
31:25Yes, it's time, folks, for the final unseen bits of the series.
31:29It's going to be totes o' moj.
31:38It's been a classic series full of bad behaviour.
31:59There's been pointless fights.
32:02Oh, my God, he's on your face.
32:07Oh, what the fuck?
32:08Why is it following you?
32:09Why are you attacking me, man?
32:10Is this you on your bum now?
32:16But we're still full of surprises.
32:37And before we go any further, the girls still have to complete their secret mission.
32:42Next secret agent is Tasha, who must convince Adam that she is about to embark on a Britney
32:47world tour.
32:49Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
32:52I need some advice because I literally just found out today that I've got, like, a sick
32:59tour for dancing.
33:01What does that entail, though?
33:02Have you got to go away somewhere?
33:03Yeah, I've got to go.
33:04It's a war tour.
33:05War tour?
33:06No, it's actually, it's like, this is going to be my biggest job yet.
33:09And you're never going to guess who it is.
33:10I swear.
33:11Who?
33:11Britney Spears.
33:13Me, Joe?
33:13No, I swear.
33:15Britney Spears?
33:15Yeah.
33:17Yeah?
33:18Yeah.
33:20She's got a girlfriend, haven't you?
33:24I feel like I've got Adam Riordan on that hook.
33:29I love it, I love this.
33:31Final mission is to convince the boys that Gemma's necklace is missing and they must hunt
33:36for it.
33:37Girls.
33:37What?
33:38I fucking locked my necklace.
33:39No, did you take it off?
33:41I literally, I've not taken it off once.
33:44What the actual fuck?
33:45Oh, Gemma.
33:47Is it expensive?
33:48Gemma's dress and look at your bow.
33:50Have you seen, like, she literally never takes an necklace off and she's, like, literally
33:54does not know where she's put it.
33:56Yeah, we'll go look inside.
33:57Yeah, we'll look inside, you look outside.
33:59Well done, girls.
34:00I think you totally pulled the wool over their eyes.
34:02I can't find it.
34:03You're a little serious today.
34:04Yeah.
34:05There's something wrong with you.
34:07These girls are terrible.
34:08Oh.
34:09They're pulling pranks.
34:10What do we know?
34:11It's cringy how bad it is.
34:13You know, I'll be honest, Ekin did have me, but I did look around her.
34:17I looked at Adam and Paige and I said, this has got to be a prank.
34:20Well, you're not fucking looking.
34:21Are you taking the piss?
34:23What the fuck?
34:24Why are you laughing?
34:25No, Luca.
34:26You haven't lost it, Gemma.
34:27Yes, she has.
34:28Is it around my neck?
34:29You've taken it off in the shower or something.
34:31Go have a look.
34:32She was good at acting.
34:33Luca being in bed, viewed that anger in you.
34:36Yeah.
34:36You should be looking regardless.
34:38Right.
34:41I've clocked on what's going on.
34:42Since Paige tried to get me to sit in front of a toilet, I said, this is a joke.
34:46They are taking the piss.
34:48Yes.
34:48I think Luca and maybe a few of the other boys sort of caught on.
34:55I've got six.
34:56Six.
34:58Islanders, today the girls were given various undercover assignments.
35:03If they completed their undercover task, they would win a prize.
35:07While some of the girls succeeded, overall, you failed and have not completed your mission.
35:14Hashtag mission was impossible.
35:17Hashtag epic fail.
35:19Unlucky girls.
35:20I'd have thought they'd have done better on the account of having such a strong bond.
35:30Here's an unseen clip of Dami expressing opinions that will get our vegan viewers pulses racing.
35:35Not going to lie, the only thing I found out, Lacey's a vegan.
35:39Oh, yeah, she's a vegan.
35:40Oh, yeah, she got me last night.
35:41Oh, yeah.
35:42Just because you're, like, if you're dating a girl's vegan, you don't have to be vegan.
35:45Yeah, but I don't know.
35:46It's just you can't really...
35:46If I was vegan, you wouldn't talk to me.
35:47Not that I wouldn't talk to me.
35:48I feel like we can't really enjoy fully what we want to do.
35:51We can't enjoy food together because we like to be king.
35:52Yeah, but food is a big thing, man.
35:54Thank God you like food.
35:55Yeah, I do like food to be bad.
35:57But if I was vegan, you'd still be a cute thing.
35:59I'd still speak to you, yeah.
36:00And I'd still be able to make you like food.
36:01This is like you asking me if I was an ant or an insect, would I still be with you?
36:05No, it's not.
36:06That's what it feels like.
36:07Would you be with me if I was an ant?
36:09No, that one, I draw the line.
36:10You wouldn't be with me if I was an ant.
36:11I'd keep you in an ant jar or something, but I wouldn't be with you.
36:15Why would I be with an ant?
36:18Would you be with me if I was an ant?
36:19Yeah, but if you knew it was me and then someone cast a spell on me and type me into
36:21an ant.
36:21Yeah, I'll try and find the person to cast a spell on you and get them to return it.
36:27My uncle's been with my ant for 30 years.
36:29And as far as I know, he doesn't keep her in a jar.
36:40Now, we all know that Jamie and Danika.
36:42The full time whistle was blown on Jamie and Danika.
36:52I'm running out of time.
36:54Danika may be small, but she left a big impression.
36:57Hey, boys.
36:58She danced her way in.
37:00Just watch me dance.
37:02She danced during her stay.
37:07And it.
37:08Work it out. Work it out.
37:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:10I'm sweet up.
37:17Bubblegum butt coming through this ass.
37:22And she danced on her way out.
37:28And we pop.
37:30Aye, aye.
37:30And we pop.
37:31Aye, aye.
37:39Stand by, guys.
37:41And for one last time, an unseen bit.
37:49Oh, how are we then?
37:52Yeah, it was today about.
37:56I asked Anders for their go-to dance moves.
38:00The thing is, I'm not that much of a good dancer.
38:03I like dancing with a little bit of liquid confidence.
38:08All right, let's get to it.
38:11I don't know how I got the movement, the one like this,
38:13but how do you mean that movement?
38:16Best believe I'm pulling out.
38:21I can make horses dance, but when it comes to me actually dancing,
38:26that's a different story.
38:27It's like a figure of eight, and you just go free with it.
38:31Like, shake your hair about.
38:33So I could dance like a horse.
38:35Like, I could do dressage.
38:41You know, I'm just here, and I'm here, and I'm here,
38:44and I'm here, and I stay in my lane.
38:47You know, it's all about the groove,
38:48and what you want to let your body do.
38:51You know, you just have to feel the music.
38:53Don't need any arms coming out here.
38:55That's not in our lane.
38:57We'll just keep it close.
38:57Keep it tight.
39:05Yeah, it goes like that.
39:06I think I can only twerk my left bum cheek.
39:09It's like when you shake the ass, but it don't twerk.
39:13I know what I'm good at, and I'll leave that one to Nicki Minaj.
39:23Can you see this is too high?
39:30No, God, it's my dancing.
39:31So if I just wanted to, like, dance and just blend in,
39:34I'd just give it a little, just like...
39:38Just two-step in.
39:40Slide to the left.
39:43Slide to the right.
39:48Well, that's just boring, like, everyone can do that.
39:53Like this.
39:56This is the chick pitch,
39:58which means this is a chicken and a pigeon.
40:01And this is it.
40:07So, you guys.
40:15You know.
40:16You see what it is.
40:16What do you think?
40:16Oh, you know.
40:17Oh, you know.
40:17Ah, you know.
40:21Oh.
40:21Oh.
40:22Oh, you know.
40:22Oh, you know that you know.
40:24You know.
40:26Oh, you know.
40:31I mean, you know.
40:33I give you the one and only Major Banano!
40:40He said one day you'll leave this world behind, so live the lives you will remember
40:47Cue big emotional track, cue slo-mo, and cue nearly end of series montage
40:57Look at my toes!
40:58Here we go, but I'm hungry!
41:00Hey girls!
41:02Is there anyone in the villa?
41:16It's Adam Trotter! Oh my god!
41:20There's a noise! I'm crumbling!
41:22Shit! Oh no!
41:26Jesus!
41:31Oh my fuck!
41:32It's on your back!
41:33Where is it?
41:34Josh, on your back!
41:35No!
41:37There's a lizard!
41:40Get it away!
41:42You're alive!
41:43He said go venture far beyond the shores
41:46Don't forsake this life yours
41:48I got you home no matter where you live
41:50You are a liar, actress
41:52Fake lies the Louis Vuitton from China
41:55I'm not attacking you
41:56She's got a fucking yellow bean bag
41:59The yellow bean bag causes drama
42:01Wowza Rooney!
42:03Are you actually going to take that risk?
42:05Wait, what's the cost?
42:06Drama
42:06Drama llama
42:09Idiot for lady
42:10It's who it isn't
42:11May the breast's heartbreaker win
42:12Fuck you!
42:12Bloody yellow bean bag
42:14I hate it
42:15Get off this!
42:27I get and the drama
42:30Did you stop doing that?
42:32I could sound like a man as well
42:34You're disgusting
42:39I picked a girl's new before I tried it out
42:41And you hit him?
42:42Yeah yeah
42:43Don't put me up with your face.
42:47Is it cheating if you sat with a robot?
42:49That's no different to a dildo.
42:53Island... How do you say it again?
42:55Islander. Islander.
42:56Icelanders.
42:57Love Island, baby.
43:06Do you reckon you're being my erroneous?
43:07I don't know.
43:09Well, that was awkward.
43:17And while it seems like the love bug had worked its magic for another year,
43:23there's one islander who's been alone and unloved all summer.
43:29Fucking yellow bean bag.
43:31I've kind of given up now, the yellow bean bag.
43:33It's pissed me right off now.
43:35In my life.
43:38There's been heartache and pain.
43:41I'm burning that on the fire paint with everyone doing a ritual.
43:44If I can face it again.
43:47Until now.
43:48It's not finished yet.
43:51The yellow bean bag.
43:52So face your eyes on this selection of revealing outtakes
43:56of the yellow bean bag's first date.
43:59I wanna know what love is.
44:06I want you to show me.
44:11I wanna feel what love is.
44:18I know you can show me.
44:24I wanna feel what love is.
44:29I know you can show me.
44:36I'm feeling so much love.
44:39I wanna feel what love is.
44:41I wanna feel what love is.
45:05Wow.
45:15So face your eyes on this.
45:16Tell me it's destiny.
45:16I will touch your eyes on it.
45:16Maybe I'm feeling so v sensitive to mind.
45:17...
45:19Let me show you what my 골� Notes isañIf.
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