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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17a real good movie.
01:38Let's see it.
01:38In the pyre.
01:40All the way, I'm going to get it.
01:47settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you salivating for more
01:53here's Chad to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch with the same
02:01enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke T shower and with the same enjoyment
02:09with which Finn's mum watches our favorite show do you watch out the
02:13unseen bits as well yeah they're brilliant because all week you're
02:18quite tense thinking I hope tonight goes well but you know Saturday night is
02:21going to be fun yeah thanks Nikki I'll give it my best this week with the final
02:33fast approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the
02:38boys well they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty
02:43shootout boys those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved so it's gonna break
02:53oh
02:54oh
02:57you missed it
02:59oh
03:07you play for city me back in the day Salford City you split for city there used to
03:14do you want to do it I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too all right
03:28lads name position club take it away Luke Mabbit left back the violin oh he's going
03:36for the lefty Jamie Clayton number nine striker what team what team love I am
03:44what team what team love I am
03:52oh
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03:58oh
03:59he steps back
04:00hands on the hats
04:01fresh trim
04:03hey
04:04yeah
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04:43Introduce yourself I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker and I play for Pumpy!
04:49Pumpy!
04:50Okay, okay, okay. You've got to let a little run aren't you when you've got to go like...
04:58Well I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tease.
05:01You're never gonna break my heart!
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh but he's not just a fun guy, he knows how to
05:14chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:38I told you I'm short mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things but I can't be arsed, I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week catering over orders so the Islanders took part in the challenge She's a Pizza Me!
06:05You want a piece of meat?
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were
06:17the pizza bases in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it? No? Well it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on babes!
06:23First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:54The sauce had to be under up. Just like, you know what I mean, not.
06:58No, no, Chad, you're actually missing us.
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03Chad, you're going too high.
07:07You're just getting on me, friend.
07:11Yes, that was a good one.
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one.
07:25Oh, Colin!
07:27Colin, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed,
07:32next, it was on to the pizza toppings.
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:38That's right, Jess.
07:39Cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:49You're catching technique.
07:50I think it's poo, innit?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Colin, that's good!
07:58I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it,
08:08cause I love her when you're taking me...
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious,
08:30everybody come capisha.
08:32The next stage was to a chaka da everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going right to my own.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45It's almost disgusting.
08:47Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you make me feel sick.
08:52I can't even smell you.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile
08:58with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:02Then, to the other family,
09:04Ah!
09:06Stop!
09:08Oh, my God!
09:13DAS weigh it.
09:23Bayekesw euros,
09:24us
09:26Ed
09:26...
09:30You know what, the challenge just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys, it gets me.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place, and I'll shut up with your face!
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that, shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, come on.
10:44You have to lick it all in front of you, Luke?
10:46I think he licks it, okay.
10:49Let's go, because then it will pick a stone, okay?
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:57It's either you licking and spit or your head licking licks.
11:02Come on, Jane, you have to lick it all in front of you.
11:04Wait!
11:05Between you both.
11:05Between you both.
11:06I don't know.
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to say?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:17Go, he's going
11:20Yes!
11:23It's yours.
11:25No!
11:26You go, I'll lick the stone!
11:29Come on, lick the stone!
11:39Don't even hold it down, like two times!
11:44Are you sorry?
11:45And that's dry!
11:54French is the language of love, and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I came in, you know.
12:04Were you? Is there any reason, or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah!
12:11This is a good thing that you have, the cars.
12:14We need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir...
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like savoir...
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir...
12:36Go on.
12:38Savoir...
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42You?
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48There we go.
12:48Savoir...
12:49There we go.
12:50Où?
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin?
12:52Aladdin?
12:57To be honest, I don't...
12:58Aladdin?
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:03Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:05Is.
13:07Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Go on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:29Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Je voudrais...
13:33Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:34Savoir...
13:35Où?
13:37Aladdin?
13:38Ha, ha, ha.
13:40Aladdin?
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh?
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah?
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame?
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous?
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:57There we go.
13:59Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01Où?
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin?
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh?
14:06Eh?
14:07Eh?
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:09Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a wee-wee and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:51Oh, you know.
14:53Oh.
14:53Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible?
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently, that's cloud-watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see now.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:14Yes.
15:15Seahorse.
15:16Seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willie.
15:21Jellyfish?
15:22A willie?
15:23A fucking willie with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45Ooh.
15:46I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M-piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M-piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53I need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M-piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59I'll just call it an M-piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07Do you call it the heel of the bread?
16:08A heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:15Paige, what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31It's definitely the end of the bread.
16:33Way too long now.
16:34Oh, no.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's the bandone.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10Wait, wait, wait.
17:11Oh, shit.
17:14It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James!
17:20Scream if you want to go faster!
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Wow.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:44Oh, my God.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51He looks like Ozzy.
17:53Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:56Let me hear you speak.
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:05Oh, what?
18:05Oh, what?
18:05Do you look like Ollie?
18:07Oh, you look like Ollie.
18:09Ollie's back.
18:11Let me hear you speak.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Wait, are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hear you speak.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I always get into getting mine's caked and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:16I don't really.
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look.
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:26Erm.
19:28What are you up to, Finnley?
19:30I do.
19:30I do.
19:31I do.
19:31I do.
19:31I do.
19:31I do.
19:36I do.
19:37I do.
19:39I do.
19:40I do.
19:40I do.
19:41I do.
19:41I do.
19:42I do.
19:45I do.
19:45I do.
19:46I do.
19:47I do.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah.
19:55Hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm.
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:00Erm.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else on here or no?
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and
20:30smelling again.
20:32They did.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci by now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45He went on his neck.
20:46It went all over his face.
20:47Ooh.
20:47He went all in his eye.
20:48I'll try it here.
20:51Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:53Oh.
21:02Oh.
21:05Oh.
21:06Oh.
21:08Oh.
21:10Oh.
21:12Oh.
21:15Oh.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale
21:26the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie?
22:01Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:12That's a good one.
22:13And I'm going to favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Fen had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your Nan and Gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my Dad, your Gramp.
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, Mum came home, she was out getting the Chinese, that's your Nan that is.
22:38So, she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41My knee was bleeding, Darcy.
22:43It was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49What?
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my Mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese, and then we'll go.
22:55So I were laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it, whilst
23:00my Mum and Dad, your Nan and Gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:06I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:10How old are you, by the way?
23:14About two.
23:16Be fair, Finn.
23:17Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30Okay, that's what I can do.
23:32Go.
23:32Go, go, go.
23:33You got the shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this Mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49Oh.
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You all right?
23:53How about you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream.
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Yeah.
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, Ollie, you guys did it.
24:12Yeah.
24:14Enjoy.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like, can I put them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you taking them.
24:25I know.
24:26That's how I am.
24:30You look sick.
24:32You look sick.
24:33You look sick.
24:34My baby is unreal.
24:37You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:51Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:52Come here.
24:55It's all right.
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:08You look.
25:09You look.
25:10You look.
25:13Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yeah?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man, no.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:24Oh, sick.
25:26Ah!
25:27Ah!
25:28Ah!
25:28You fucker!
25:29Ah!
25:33Ah!
25:34Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:48You make me so happy.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:54You decided against string quartets and going on safari and chose to watch us instead.
26:01I know it's only been six weeks, but we love you too.
26:05Yeah.
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry.
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:13Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down?
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now.
26:22There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple,
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched,
26:44leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next,
27:06as they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla were saved and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa.
27:26I don't want to ask.
27:27I don't want to ask.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words,
27:32but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36It's been the best five weeks and I don't know what else to say.
27:40Go on.
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, give me a little speech.
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm not doing speeches.
27:46I'm not doing speeches.
27:46Top speech, yeah kid.
27:49See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine.
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like,
28:13then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Geese.
28:20Let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24Please.
28:25Please.
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:29A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:30A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:31A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:31A pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:42I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'm good, ain't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum.
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46A pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52A pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Gaze.
29:01You're funny
29:01You're funny
29:03Alright Finn
29:04I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06And order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19For being cringy or vain
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now
29:40Next position
29:43Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah
29:47She got me
29:49She got me
29:50Alright cool
29:53Bye boys
29:55I love you
29:57He's so silly
29:58Take a picture of me now
30:01Okay mommy
30:02I have to put my glasses on
30:03Oh my glasses are too big though for the picture
30:05You ready?
30:06You ready?
30:11Three
30:12Hold that
30:13Hold it
30:17One more
30:18Oh yes
30:20Welcome to MB Studios
30:24Mikey B Studios
30:27Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back
30:36Oh my word it's nearly part four
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people
30:46It must be time for
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on
30:55You should have preheated the oven
30:57But the oven's not hot now
31:00So
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting
31:03It could do
31:09It's gotta be
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah
31:14Fan assisted
31:15I did turn down the volume
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus
31:29Well one thing's for sure
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys
31:33Guys have you learnt anything new about women
31:36After living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah don't get a pull
31:39Because they won't never go in it
31:43That's very true
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers
31:49Yeah
31:50That's a new one
31:51I learnt that as well
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah because it stops their hair going different colours
31:56Shut up
31:58Yeah
31:58That's not true
31:59No it is
32:00Yeah that's true
32:00I've learnt that
32:03Women take ages to get ready
32:06Literally ages
32:07Four hours
32:09I've learnt that some women
32:11Do their make up
32:12To come and sit by the pool
32:14I don't get that
32:16To sweat it all off
32:17To sweat it all off
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool
32:20So it won't get ruined
32:21But
32:21I've learnt it's easier
32:23Just to nod and say yes
32:25Yes
32:27Absolutely
32:28I agree with that
32:28Just agree with everything
32:30Agree with everything
32:32Even when they're wrong
32:33Even when they're wrong
32:35Even when they're wrong
32:35They're right
32:36Especially when they're wrong
32:37Happy wife
32:38Happy life
32:39So it is
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn Finn
32:43That at some point Paige will see this
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa
32:56Oh my days
32:59We're not sitting here
32:59We're not sitting here
33:01Love is in the air
33:02Yeah and it still looks
33:03Ah
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god has it gone?
33:07Jesus
33:08That was big that
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me
33:16And this week's
33:18Islanders get scared by something
33:29It's following you
33:30Oh it's close to me now
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you
33:35It's following you
33:39More exclusive bits
33:41After the break
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home
33:44To win a smashing £30,000
33:46And a seven night holiday
33:48To the fabulous South Africa
33:49Don't say we don't spoil you
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat
33:52We're flying you and four mates
33:54Out to Cape Town
33:55For a taste of the
33:56Five star Love Island lifestyle
33:58Loaded with £30,000
34:00Tax free cash
34:01Care check
34:02For a chance to win all of this
34:05Just text LOVE
34:06To 6554
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34:11Go to the website
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34:21Entrance must be 18 or over
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm
34:24On Monday the 24th of February
34:25Good luck
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series
34:48And I want to make it a good'un
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57To really get me in the mood for the voiceover
35:01Ian, you are amazing
35:03I am amazing
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land
35:14You are big
35:15Strong
35:15And confident
35:18I am big
35:19Strong
35:19And confident
35:20Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat
35:36No, seriously
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be
35:45It's got to be the egg
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry
35:47Surely God would make an egg first
35:50Why would he make an egg first
35:51When he could just touch straight to the point
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out
35:54Yeah, he would
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish
36:02Fucking fish
36:03We came from
36:06Sea animals
36:06Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Monkeys
36:09Fossils
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from
36:14It was evolution
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God
36:19No
36:20They come from somewhere
36:21Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise
36:28He's on about apples and gravity, him
36:31You don't have a scooby about animals
36:35Who's Charles?
36:36Charles Dickens
36:37Darwin
36:37Darwin
36:38Darwin
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken
36:51Earlier in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition
37:00Where we saw all of this
37:04This
37:06And a little bit of this
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do like, just basic exercise
37:22But a couple
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah
37:30Oh no
37:30Your voice is atrocious
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad
37:34We've got to dance
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together
37:40Yeah
37:40Come up with a few moves
37:41Yeah
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't getting out there half-hearted
37:44Oh no
37:44I mean, it's got to be on point
37:46I ain't doing it
37:46Exactly
37:47What's your, what's your, like, your talents are
37:49Metallics
37:51Uh, well, I don't really have many, actually
37:54Oh, fuck off
37:54I'm nervous, mate
37:57Okay
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud
38:11Oh, fuck off
38:13Oh, fuck off
38:14Oh, fuck off
38:14If you wanna do it
38:19Oh, fuck off
38:22Oh, fuck off
38:22We're not doing it
38:23We're not doing it
38:26We're not doing it
38:27Oh, that's so much
38:28That's the technique
38:29There we go
38:31Ah
38:32I'm shaking like a shat in doggers
38:36That means I'm the Overse
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Yeah.
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow.
39:00Yeah.
39:01OK.
39:06I can't do it.
39:07Ooh.
39:08Ooh.
39:09Oh, Paige.
39:11Ooh.
39:12Ooh.
39:13Ooh.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26OK.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:37We'll call you.
39:38We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's...
39:53Bitch are bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59OK.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment...
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32My house!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalia's pram falling in the pool.
40:55Surprise!
40:56Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, John!
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:33Say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lives.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper and Moore and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50Oh, fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was...
42:15I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just...
42:33It's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:19I think actually in terms of, like, sweetest moment
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled
44:12on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:15Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:16Mm-hmm.
45:29Jamie and Molson.
45:30She's doing great news for the Love Island final...
45:30Thank you so much.
45:31Cheers, please.
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