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The Boys US S05E04
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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I'm having some fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Come on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Were there really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act, it's fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested in the V1.
00:00:47Is there any more left out there?
00:00:49That would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're Stormfront?
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:12Homer.
00:01:20Oh!
00:01:20Homelander?
00:01:22Mike!
00:01:24Cracker.
00:01:27What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it'll not be my new perfume one.
00:01:31It's generally secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell them all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:51I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:01Mm-hmm.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel.
00:02:08And she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:18God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25What?
00:02:26Serving the Lord.
00:02:29Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:36I'm the Savior of the world.
00:02:38The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:46Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:09Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:15And that is why I have chosen you.
00:03:17To spread the word of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24When we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Mm-hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:57There he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:01Easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:16This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:20I showed it to you.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22You show me Star Wars.
00:04:23And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:30Anyway, there's this bit, see?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops...
00:04:39Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler, but anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself into
00:04:58a body bag before we put Armander in one.
00:05:00At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, it's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Here.
00:05:17I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:27Fucking teenagers.
00:05:39I was going to, but we roamed, cellular phones, dot meth, back in the flesh, blood and bones, don't condone.
00:05:46Spin bank loans and homegrown, suckers break like turbo and no zone.
00:05:50Grab the roolos.
00:06:03Oh, check you out.
00:06:18Thank you, thank you.
00:06:19All right, you twats are all done with fashion week.
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25No, there was so little virus left.
00:06:28It needs time to multiply.
00:06:29You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow.
00:06:32How fucking long?
00:06:34Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast that spilled those Boy Scouts in like
00:06:47a Cadbury Ć la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:01Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So, who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone.
00:07:11He legged it.
00:07:12I wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:17Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
00:07:25Right, let's get cracking.
00:07:42Annie.
00:07:43Dad.
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:07I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:15What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Annie, this is your brother, Mason.
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:32You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:49The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:55B.A.
00:08:55Flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:03From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:13Fort Harmony.
00:09:14Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1
00:09:19at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
00:09:38Forever.
00:09:42When did he leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:50After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals, it's like-
00:10:12Fucking hell.
00:10:12Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:15Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Oh, fuck that.
00:10:29Nah, not really my type, son.
00:10:31Hey, how about you on a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:34You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Let's see here.
00:10:40Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:44Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stalk these woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, man.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:11:03Mmm.
00:11:05God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Huh.
00:11:08Why do we so long to try this?
00:11:09What do I worry about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:18Yo!
00:11:19What the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:31But I fucking committed.
00:11:32I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are.
00:11:42How your powers are a joke.
00:11:44How you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:46Nobody says that.
00:11:48Yes, they do.
00:11:49All the time.
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander.
00:11:54Edgar was it.
00:11:54It's a dog-e-dog world.
00:11:57Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever.
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:06Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you going to do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:10He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that going to last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:22Oh, how was your asshole right over?
00:12:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:28Ah!
00:12:32Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:39Hon.
00:12:40Hmm?
00:12:40You're super scream.
00:12:43We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:50I got to say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love...
00:12:58Busting gushers all over your pathetic, worm face.
00:13:03Oh, baby.
00:13:21Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:26He's lying.
00:13:26The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch.
00:13:36How do you lose money in a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:39Attendance is down.
00:13:40Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:50Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:55Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Faye.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We?
00:14:08You tell me.
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help with something.
00:14:17Dang.
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:27Any sign of super cunt?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:34Well, let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:42She'll come back.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:44I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:14:59Ah.
00:15:01Jesus, sorry.
00:15:01I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:04Oh.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:06Oh.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:08Oh.
00:15:08Oh.
00:15:08Oh.
00:15:09Oh.
00:15:19Fuckin' hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:23Our vida beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:28Explains why we didn't hear no animals.
00:15:30I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:56Kathy.
00:15:57Kathy, I have always wanted...
00:15:59It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:00So, you knew about this?
00:16:03You know what's funny?
00:16:04I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Voughtland.
00:16:08But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:16:10He said that?
00:16:12I couldn't get him off that thing.
00:16:19How's your mom?
00:16:20She's okay.
00:16:21She's in hiding, but she's okay.
00:16:25You're a cop?
00:16:26Deputy.
00:16:27Deputy.
00:16:28I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
00:16:32When was the last time you saw a pay phone?
00:16:35So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters?
00:16:38You mean terrorists?
00:16:40Mason.
00:16:40Sorry.
00:16:41Am I being rude?
00:16:42We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:45That's enough.
00:16:48You know what?
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51I'm sorry.
00:16:52I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:16:55You're right.
00:16:56Keeping me a secret.
00:16:57I'll just go.
00:16:59Annie, wait.
00:17:02I'm making a stroganoff.
00:17:03Well, it's hamburger helper, but have dinner with us?
00:17:07Wash your clothes.
00:17:08Take a shower.
00:17:09No offense, but you could use one.
00:17:14This is insane.
00:17:21Really?
00:17:21We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:17:24Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
00:17:26Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil?
00:17:30Three pounds.
00:17:31All right, y'all.
00:17:32Let's keep it going.
00:17:33Blue Sky Day.
00:17:34No bad ideas.
00:17:36Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
00:17:39All right, it's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:43He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:17:45Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
00:17:47We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:17:48Right, this is a yes and rule.
00:17:50Oh, yes and you're an idiot.
00:17:53Okay, uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:17:56Playing a quick game of opposites here.
00:17:58What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:01Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people
00:18:08meet their new God in person, huh?
00:18:10Ooh, selfies with God.
00:18:13Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
00:18:17That is your poster right there.
00:18:18Amen.
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:20This is amazing.
00:18:22And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
00:18:26Um, but won't some people say he's not?
00:18:30Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:18:33We prayed to God for help.
00:18:35He's answering.
00:18:36Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
00:18:39Excuse me?
00:18:39The other Firecrotch.
00:18:41Madam Vice President.
00:18:42Because according to the Snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander
00:18:46as their one true God, making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where
00:18:51he'd need to be.
00:18:51You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, but VOD Plus never releases any.
00:18:56Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:19:03Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:19:05Jesus Christ.
00:19:06What?
00:19:07No wonder the Lamplight or Light a Justice finale got a D- on AV Club.
00:19:11Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
00:19:16Avenging Squad prequel.
00:19:17You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:19:19The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:19:24Like new Coke, right?
00:19:26Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:19:28They want to eat right out of his asshole.
00:19:32Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:19:34Jesus was a great man.
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:36The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the
00:19:44poor, that shit don't sell no more.
00:19:49No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:19:55America is God's government and we are his chosen people.
00:20:00Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:20:07With a real American hero as our savior.
00:20:15The Democratic Church of America.
00:20:24You heard the numbers.
00:20:26The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:20:30I don't know what to call him.
00:20:36The Orson Welles wore a cape.
00:20:38Cover his fat ass.
00:20:41Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:20:43I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:50Oh my God.
00:20:54A couple of uggos.
00:20:58What changed your mind?
00:21:02Yesterday, you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:21:07Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:21:10Guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:21:13I never said that.
00:21:15You want my help or not?
00:21:19The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
00:21:25I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31You did?
00:21:34And, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:21:40Where is she?
00:21:43Dead.
00:21:45Suicide.
00:21:46Oh, shit.
00:21:47She never off herself.
00:21:50Yeah, well, she did.
00:21:52Did you see a body?
00:22:12Hey.
00:22:14Found something.
00:22:18Blueprints.
00:22:19Yeah, and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:22:22There's a lab.
00:22:23If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:22:25Blueprints.
00:22:26Oh, fucking magic.
00:22:27If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:22:30I just said that.
00:22:31Are you ever going to fucking listen to me?
00:22:32As soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:22:35Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:37Well, finally twig now, have you?
00:22:38No, you remind me every day.
00:22:40Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:22:44Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
00:22:47Okay, you know what?
00:22:48It's not just Ryan.
00:22:49Look at what you did to M.M.
00:22:50What the fuck did he do to me?
00:22:51He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:22:53And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:22:56Everyone, s'il vous plaƮt.
00:22:57Pussy, something is wrong here.
00:22:59This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:23:01You're going to let him get away with that.
00:23:02Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:04Yeah, fucking do it, M. Do it.
00:23:06Fucking do it.
00:23:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:08Hey, that's enough.
00:23:10None of you ever listen to me.
00:23:11I listen to you?
00:23:13You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:23:14I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:23:17I'm not your fucking pet.
00:23:18Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:23:21Hey, stop.
00:23:22Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:25You need to focus.
00:23:27V1.
00:23:32Allons-y.
00:23:46Mason?
00:23:53Sorry about him.
00:23:54He's...
00:23:54It's okay.
00:23:55I used to be his age.
00:23:57i saw the sign out front in this house we believe in homelander the boss of the department made
00:24:03everybody put them up in answer to a soup named live wire now i don't round up starlighters by
00:24:09the way that order comes in i catch the flu and the other deputies they think that starlighters
00:24:15are coming for their kids but that's a lie that vod sells i know that then why don't you say
00:24:20anything the last guy that spoke up disappeared middle of the night with his wife and kids
00:24:26i'm not proud of it annie but i have a family to protect
00:24:34i came here to get you know some answers and some closure before
00:24:39time runs out but not what you expected you could say that
00:24:46after you left i told myself that you know you just you didn't want kids but maybe you just
00:24:53didn't want me
00:25:01have a seat
00:25:27have a seat
00:25:37this movie was shit I did consider asking for my money back I didn't always approve of the
00:25:43choices you made but I was always proud of you maybe even more proud when you quit
00:25:55why did you leave the first time I saw your mother was on a church mission El Salvador
00:26:04we were young wanted to save the world we were so happy when you came along and your mom was
00:26:15dead
00:26:16certain that giving you V was gonna give you a better life better than a payphone repairman
00:26:23could give you she asked me do you know how we can really change the world raise a superhero so
00:26:30you
00:26:30you got on board until she started telling you you were chosen by God and the thing is you believed
00:26:41it and then she believed it and I just I couldn't keep lying to you so I left you never
00:26:51even reached
00:26:52out to do what shatter your dreams you keep lying to you I didn't take it either I needed you
00:27:04if I could go back and change things I would I should have been there for you should have stood
00:27:13up for
00:27:13you I'm sorry I left Annie it runs in the family I guess what do you mean I flipped out
00:27:24the other day
00:27:25and I ditched someone I really love it's like he's um it's like he's my heart walking on the outside
00:27:34and if they got to him Annie the people we love aren't a weakness they're the reason that we fight
00:27:53hey is it all right if I talk to him of course just just knock first I learned that lesson
00:28:02the hard way
00:28:15yeah they'll have is this way
00:28:20whoa
00:28:22fuck you know they've been here a minute haven't they
00:28:27decades
00:28:32hunters look at their knives
00:28:35these men they kill each other what if there is a monster here but it's us what the fuck you
00:28:43want about Frenchy toxoplasmosis it's a parasite in cat shit it can affect humans makes them react
00:28:50with explosive anger you think we ate cat shit eight no yeah if the v1 spilled into the groundwater it
00:28:58could mutate at the plants their spores fills us with rage we murder each other and voila we're plant
00:29:05food for these vines okay so like the last of us no that is just a walking dead with mushrooms
00:29:14the dead
00:29:15campers the animals these hunters surely you all see how strangely you've been acting us I've seen
00:29:23you blow cocaine up your dick hole wait you have a point the copious amount of drugs I've taken for
00:29:29decades it's surely altered my brain chemistry that's why I'm not affected guess being a junkie was good
00:29:34for something after all ah ah ah Romeo and fucking Juliet you do survive this war I'll give this six
00:29:42months
00:29:42tops well fucking well
00:29:58let's fucking go where are you going
00:30:05you're gonna top those cunts get us killed you fucking idiots
00:30:09neither of you are thinking street get that fucking gun out of my face frenchy
00:30:13that ain't gonna do shit to me sonny no but i will
00:30:17homelander and soldier boy kill you then kill us
00:30:20then if there's any v1 here it's homelanders
00:30:24does that make your family safe is that the revenge you seek
00:30:29does that make things right for becca
00:30:35fine
00:30:41we must hurry before we tear each other apart
00:30:44or the soups do
00:30:48so what's the plan
00:30:49what the fuck frenchy
00:30:51it's deer urine hunters use it to attract prey but we will use it to hide our scent from homelander
00:30:56you spray that shit on me and i'll rip your fucking head off
00:31:01i ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses
00:31:07it's just science bro when you jizz masculine vitality leaves your body
00:31:12gotta hold that shit in right noir
00:31:15right noir
00:31:16fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you
00:31:19looks like you hit the wrong button there broseph
00:31:21bitch bitch
00:31:22says what
00:31:24what
00:31:25what
00:31:31i just want to talk
00:31:35wow
00:31:36your picture was never up there
00:31:38yeah good
00:31:41good i mean uh yeah no that's
00:31:44good
00:31:45i don't put traitors on my wall
00:31:47okay you know what they say about me none of it's true
00:31:51do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven or that you're a terrorist who trafficked
00:31:55children
00:31:56so that's like a hard no on getting into the back of my van
00:32:00hey look mason
00:32:04you go to school at homelander academy and you come home and you watch thousands of tiktoks every day
00:32:10how is the truth supposed to compete with that
00:32:13whatever
00:32:14you're like the fbi's most wanted
00:32:16okay well like it or not the fbi's most wanted is your sister so
00:32:20you can keep being an asshole about it or you know we can also talk about it
00:32:24is there a third option
00:32:31let me guess
00:32:32chocolate cream filled
00:32:34every thursday morning
00:32:35right
00:32:37dad used to take me before school
00:32:41that's one of the things i miss the most actually
00:32:44i think he was just taking me as his beard
00:32:49yeah i feel like he's giving me diabetes
00:33:15it's not here
00:33:16fuck this and fuck you and fuck me this is a goddamn waste of time
00:33:25putcher
00:33:26take a look
00:33:28maybe some motherfucker beat us to it
00:33:31not too long ago neither
00:33:32they punched 80 years of rust right off the safe
00:33:36now how many soups do we know that can punch this heart
00:33:39dozen maybe more
00:33:42what is it
00:33:46heroine
00:33:46heroine
00:33:47of course he would fucking know that
00:33:53so punch like a bleeding sledgehammer
00:33:55a lot of taste for fucking smack
00:34:00bombsite
00:34:00no one have seen bombsite for decades
00:34:04he's likely dead
00:34:05what if he's not asshole
00:34:07it'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here
00:34:10you mean bombsite from soldier boy's first team
00:34:12wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1 what's he need more for
00:34:22hey ed
00:34:22everything all right
00:34:24yeah i'm sorry to bother you on your day off
00:34:26this is gonna sound crazy
00:34:27is starlight in there
00:34:29i'm sorry what
00:34:31i got a call from mason
00:34:33but it's a joke right
00:34:35tell me it's a joke
00:34:44she's my daughter
00:34:45your daughter
00:34:46jesus christ can i ever fucking lie
00:34:49i've known you 20 years and you never
00:34:51i should have told you
00:34:52she's a serial killer
00:34:53she's not
00:34:54i promise you
00:34:56i'm begging you
00:34:58get back in your cruiser
00:34:59and let this go
00:35:01are you crazy
00:35:01i am not dying in a prison camp over this
00:35:05i gotta take her in
00:35:07you need to step aside right now
00:35:09please ed just take a breath
00:35:13hands up right now
00:35:14i don't think so
00:35:15walk away
00:35:19ed put it down
00:35:20i said now
00:35:21walk away
00:35:22no you're under arrest
00:35:24ed relax
00:35:24everybody please
00:35:25i'm warning you
00:35:26i said walk away
00:35:27with the both of you fucking stop
00:35:35i'm sorry i just
00:35:37ed we sit next to each other in church every sunday
00:35:40after pam died
00:35:41you ate dinner here for how many months
00:35:43yeah
00:35:43and you lied to my face the whole time
00:35:45i know you're scared
00:35:46i'm scared too
00:35:47but what vat's been making us do
00:35:48pulling people out of their homes
00:35:50our neighbors
00:35:51and sending them to
00:35:54god knows where
00:35:55you know it's wrong
00:36:00and it's my daughter
00:36:01and i love her
00:36:02i should have stood up for her a long time ago
00:36:05she's not what they say she is
00:36:06she's a good person ed
00:36:08and if good people stop trying to do the right thing
00:36:11then what the hell chance do we have
00:36:18she better be gone in an hour
00:36:20or i swear to god
00:36:21i'm coming back with livewire
00:36:23i'm hauling you both in
00:36:26thanks
00:36:26thank you
00:36:39smells like deer piss
00:36:41the last time i was here
00:36:42i was fresh off the front lines
00:36:44still picking nazi brains out of my hair
00:36:46and only the best of the best
00:36:48got selected for dr voss trials
00:36:50not soft little hog chompers
00:36:53of course
00:36:54i forgot how tough you were
00:36:56hey i'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck
00:36:58i mean your cock's as useless as your cape
00:37:01what's the point of being famous
00:37:02if you're not getting your dick wet
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh my dick was sopping wet
00:37:06when i pulled it out of stormfront
00:37:07and wiped that on her fucking chin
00:37:17oh look more uggos
00:37:21friends of yours
00:37:28oh shit
00:37:30they're right above us
00:37:31oh we best get the fuck out of here
00:37:33come on
00:37:33hey
00:37:34what about the v1
00:37:35your bombsite has a v1
00:37:36then it saves us from having to torch it
00:37:38what are you talking about
00:37:41who's us
00:37:45what
00:37:45you think the world needs more immortal cunts do ya
00:37:49we need it
00:37:50to save annie
00:37:51and kimiko
00:37:52you've been planning this
00:37:53this whole time haven't you
00:37:54shh
00:37:54homelander will hear us
00:37:56and you
00:37:56you've just been going along with it again
00:37:59we can't take the risk huey
00:38:00and if she has to be collateral damage
00:38:02so that homelander dies
00:38:03and my daughter lives
00:38:04we ain't got no fucking choice
00:38:06it was easy for you to say
00:38:07it won't fucking kill you
00:38:08well at least he knows
00:38:09when to keep his gob shut
00:38:10and do as he's fucking told
00:38:12excuse me
00:38:13no no no
00:38:13we don't have time for this
00:38:14we need to find a way out
00:38:15want to know a little secret butcher
00:38:16i cheered when i found out
00:38:18that you were dying
00:38:19cause at least we'd finally be done
00:38:20with your miserable ass
00:38:22you know i used to say to these guys
00:38:23don't give up on butcher
00:38:24there's good in him
00:38:25fighting to get out
00:38:26i was wrong
00:38:27if there was anything human in there
00:38:29it's dead
00:38:30underneath that chest full of octococks
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster
00:38:34maybe i like it better
00:38:36alright parasite's not just in you
00:38:37it is you
00:38:38you're the cancer
00:38:39lower your voices
00:38:40you're just as bad as homelander
00:38:42maybe worse
00:38:43and i'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you
00:38:45and what you gonna do about it
00:38:47i'll fucking kill you
00:38:53please
00:38:53calm down
00:39:10come on mm
00:39:11i mean if butcher will let you
00:39:20everybody please stop
00:39:22come on
00:39:41where'd you think you're going
00:39:45don't care
00:39:48don't
00:39:53tough guy my ass
00:39:56what
00:39:56you
00:39:57your whole bit
00:39:58this whole guts and glory thing
00:40:00what a fucking joke
00:40:02i read your classified file
00:40:04your brother won a silver star for bravery at anzio
00:40:08and that's what made you
00:40:09beg your father to buy you a spot
00:40:11in dr pot's trials
00:40:13because it killed you
00:40:15to see your brother dripping in all that glory
00:40:18making you look all the more feeble
00:40:22in comparison
00:40:23you don't know shit about me
00:40:27really
00:40:29i know that when they tried to inject you with the v
00:40:31you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table
00:40:35and you pissed yourself crying for your mommy
00:40:40like the whiny spoiled little rich boy that you are
00:40:45they gave you the world
00:40:47and you you deserve nothing
00:40:49oh christ what's this shit hole now
00:40:56what are you doing
00:41:02oh well done
00:41:04i'll be out of here in 30 seconds
00:41:06maybe
00:41:07maybe not
00:41:10it's enriched uranium
00:41:12they'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb
00:41:15now for normal joe they'd be dead in minutes
00:41:18but for you
00:41:18it's a stomach flu
00:41:20good luck though
00:41:21getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass
00:41:35where are you going
00:41:36i'm gonna go destroy any v1 that i find you triple crowned cock jockey
00:41:41why
00:41:42you don't get it do you
00:41:44how much i can't fucking stand you
00:41:53why
00:41:54Let's go.
00:42:24Oh, Dio.
00:42:29Dio-wee.
00:42:34Come on, son.
00:42:36Come and have a go.
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:03Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:05You, uh, you got it better.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:17That's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:23What's the matter?
00:43:25Can't cut your tongue?
00:43:28Well, wonders ever cease.
00:43:32Tell me something.
00:43:36If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:45Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats
00:43:48gargling your bollocks and singing those Xana,
00:43:52you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat the shit out of your own son.
00:44:06Don't get weaker than that.
00:44:18Brian is alive.
00:44:21Because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:26You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I go fetch the virus,
00:44:31and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:44:53No.
00:44:55You don't.
00:44:56You would have used it by now.
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:15I will get the V1.
00:45:17And when I do,
00:45:19I'm gonna fillet you alive.
00:45:21And you, Starlight,
00:45:24all the non-believers,
00:45:26you're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:31I'll promise you,
00:45:34I'll promise you,
00:45:34before I die,
00:45:38I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:45And that makes this whole fucking shitball
00:45:49my birthright.
00:45:52you're all guilty.
00:45:53My destiny!
00:45:54My destiny!
00:45:54My destiny!
00:46:15Oh, my God.
00:46:26Fucker!
00:46:28Shit.
00:47:11Oh, my God.
00:47:37Fuck!
00:47:41Fuck!
00:47:43Fuck!
00:48:08My God.
00:48:17Quen.
00:48:19You knew this man?
00:48:23You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:48:27Figures this would be you.
00:48:29You ugly piece of shit.
00:48:31Oh, you hated me.
00:48:33Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:48:37Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:48:42You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:44This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:46It makes us hate.
00:48:48He's the cause of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put us up to his misery.
00:48:57Put him out of his misery?
00:48:58No, no, God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:03Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:12Because I still got it.
00:49:13I got all of it.
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:39You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero.
00:49:43Well, he got to be this.
00:49:44Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:47It should be you up there.
00:49:49Should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:56I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:50:15He, he...
00:50:19I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:26Me too.
00:50:28No.
00:51:02Oh, fuck.
00:51:04I'm sorry.
00:51:05I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:55I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:58That was the best strong enough I have ever had.
00:52:01It definitely wasn't.
00:52:03But that's kind of you.
00:52:08You have something you want to say?
00:52:10Sorry.
00:52:13You want to try that again?
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:17Good.
00:52:18But you're grounded until you're 20.
00:52:20More like 30.
00:52:22I hope we see each other again.
00:52:25Me too.
00:52:34Annie.
00:52:35Don't make the same mistake I did.
00:52:38Don't give up on the people you love.
00:52:40All right?
00:52:58He.
00:53:00No.
00:53:04He.
00:53:05Oh, my God.
00:53:35Oh, my God.
00:54:07Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:50We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
00:55:00Never let me do it again.
00:55:02Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't?
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:17You're not wrong.
00:55:19I was.
00:55:21Once.
00:55:22But I'm clean now.
00:55:24And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:33I don't want to change you.
00:55:37It's that...
00:55:40I'm trying to change myself.
00:55:44The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
00:55:53The thing is, you love chaos.
00:55:56You thrive in it, which is fine, but...
00:56:00I can't go back to that.
00:56:08So where does that leave us?
00:56:38I'm sorry.
00:56:40I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:41I should have been here.
00:56:41Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:57:01Listen, Mike.
00:57:02That shot I said.
00:57:03Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean it, I ain't.
00:57:07Because I sure as hell man every fucking word I said.
00:57:10So we got a problem?
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:28What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:30Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:34From sea to shining sea...
00:57:42Be America.
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:51Yes.
00:57:55Brothers and sisters.
00:57:58Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:04Amen.
00:58:05Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:11Amen.
00:58:13Amen.
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love, but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22She's lying.
00:58:23No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:25No.
00:58:26No.
00:58:26No.
00:58:27But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true cause.
00:58:34Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42We will be Patriots of Faith.
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding Father's dream.
00:58:50Today.
00:58:52Starting today, Samaritan's embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:03and here to share his holy plan for our new church he is not just a man
00:59:11he's not just a superman
00:59:18he is the prophet of the lord
00:59:25he is the prophet of america
00:59:29he is the prophet of america
00:59:59he is the prophet of america
01:00:21he is the prophet of america
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