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00:00El siguiente programa presenta a los animales engañando en actividad sexual.
00:04La discusión de viewer es adecuada.
00:06Bueno, estoy dejando mis hijos verlo, pero...
00:09...pero probablemente hay más estandas.
00:15Hola, soy Ryan Reynolds.
00:18Sí, ese Ryan Reynolds.
00:22Soy un actor de film.
00:25En ocasiones me hablo en televisión y otras industrias.
00:28También soy un padre.
00:31Pero estoy listo para seguir adelante de todo eso.
00:36¿Qué es más?
00:38La vida, eso es.
00:42No, no estos blowhards.
00:44No necesito mi ayuda.
00:46Estoy aquí para estos chicos.
00:50Nature's Benchwarmers.
00:52Estoy hablando de grade-A freaks
00:54...y sus vidas freaky, bizarra, weird freak show lives.
00:58Estos listos para los underdogs.
01:00Los underdogs.
01:28...y unbearable sexual tension.
01:33That's where you'll find the underdogs.
01:37You tell them, Green Day.
01:39I'm not a loser.
01:41I'm not a loser.
01:41I'm not a loser.
01:44I wanna be your underdog.
01:47I'm Ryan Reynolds.
01:48I wanna be your underdog.
01:51And I endorse these beardos.
01:56I'm not a loser.
02:04I'm not a loser.
02:08I'm not a loser.
02:11I'm not a loser.
02:15itty-bitty baby animals the trouble with sex and really where do I begin is that
02:25you can't do it alone so the first step is choosing your partner and that's true
02:34whether you're an a-list animal or one of the underdogs this is happy
02:45the hyena he may be one of the ugliest outcasts in africa but don't feel sorry for him
02:54he's having the best day morning run
02:58a little self-care
03:06not your episode barry keep moving a nice snack
03:10and I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door
03:15life couldn't get any better than this
03:17I'm walking on sunshine
03:22I'm walking on sunshine
03:25like a hormonal teenager at a middle school dance
03:31happy has a new and irrepressible urge to find a girlfriend
03:36but that's not easy
03:41when these are the girls
03:50hyenas take female empowerment to the maximum
03:55they're aggressive, dominant, and automatically outrank all males
04:03and if that's not intimidating enough
04:06they also have these
04:10pseudopenises
04:11that's fun to say
04:13giant female genitalia
04:15they're for peeing, standard, giving birth
04:17ouchie, and making mating difficult for males
04:21tough break fella
04:26as first loves go
04:27they're not for the faint of heart
04:31but happy is an optimist
04:33and he's just fallen in love
04:40with a stone-cold knockout
04:49maybe he should just ask her out
04:51he's a six
04:51maybe six and a half
04:53he could show her all the fun stuff he likes
04:58maybe they could do it together
04:59the fun stuff, not the...
05:01yeah
05:05happy knows nothing about relationships
05:11but like any self-respecting male
05:13he's not gonna let ignorance hold him back from taking a shot
05:17ready, shoot, aim
05:18is what I say
05:31in case you don't speak hyena
05:33that's a no
05:34and no
05:36is a complete sentence
05:41when it comes to the need
05:43to go to funky town
05:45you can't skip straight to the end
05:47you just
05:48you just can't
05:49you have to learn the rules
05:51and put in the work
05:56though, first things first
05:57you need to attract their attention
06:08unlike some of their more colorful cousins
06:11bowerbirds can't rely on plumage alone
06:14to draw attention to themselves
06:15so males spend their whole lives compensating
06:18painfully familiar to males of all species
06:23these guys, they build extravagant bachelor pads
06:26known as bowers
06:27all over town
06:28sometimes in truly underdog locations
06:38and if that wasn't sad enough
06:40these deluded loners
06:42surround these bowers
06:43with obsessively collected colorful knickknacks
06:47in the hope of impressing a potential girlfriend
06:54but there's always that one guy
06:57who takes a good idea
06:58too far
07:02and Sebastian here
07:03has meticulously curated
07:07361 items of colorful trash
07:08in the hope
07:10it will win him a mate
07:13good luck, Sebastian
07:18it's a collection
07:19that's taken most of his adult life
07:23but it will all be worth it
07:25if it's good enough to dazzle a female
07:31into sticking around
07:32long enough
07:34to mate with him
07:38so far
07:39it's not been enough
07:42but Sebastian has a solution
07:48rather than admit
07:49that he might be the problem
07:51he's decided to expand his collection
07:54and the best way to do that
07:55is to steal from someone else's
07:59but what to choose?
08:15bingo
08:17and while he's at his rival's place
08:21he figures he can try
08:22just a teeny bit of wanton vandalism
08:30Sebastian, you small-minded
08:32back home
08:35he adds item 362
08:37to his collection
08:40and when a female
08:41finally comes along
08:44he's hoping this new addition
08:45will make all the difference
08:50she's ready
08:53all Sebastian needs
08:55is to stay focused
08:56and show her something
08:58worth sticking around for
09:03now, focus
09:04what will she like best?
09:10nope
09:12what about this?
09:16no, I was kidding
09:18okay, uh
09:19this thing?
09:21no, you're right
09:22that's terrible
09:23no, definitely not
09:25I don't even know
09:26who that belongs to
09:28okay, time for
09:29the showstopper
09:32the finest thing
09:33he owns in the world
09:37sure, it's the
09:38baubert equivalent
09:39of screaming
09:39I love you
09:40on a first date
09:41or
09:42you'll always compete
09:42with my mother
09:43if we
09:43anyway
09:44she's gonna go for it
09:49or maybe not
09:53nah, don't worry
09:54Sebastian
09:55who needs a mate
09:57when you have a man cave
10:00and the internet
10:07however you try to impress
10:08a potential partner
10:09it's always a good idea
10:11to know your audience
10:18but be warned
10:20whatever you think
10:21you've got going for you
10:26women are usually
10:27looking for something
10:28completely different
10:42this is
10:43little nose
10:44kind of an ironic nickname
10:46she's a proboscis monkey
10:50she hangs out
10:51with a bunch of sisters
10:52girlfriends
10:53and loose acquaintances
10:54in one big
10:55happy girl group
10:57plus this guy
10:59oh, I get why
11:00she's called
11:00little nose now
11:04all her gal pals
11:05have babies
11:10cute ones
11:16she's decided
11:17that it's time
11:17to have one of her own
11:19which means
11:20it's time
11:21to hit the apps
11:21and find Mr. Right
11:27he must be out there
11:31somewhere
11:37little nose's day starts
11:39well
11:39like every other day
11:40with the search for food
11:44mature leaves
11:45are all poisonous
11:47and that means
11:48looking for tender
11:48young shoots
11:49that are slightly
11:50less likely to kill you
11:54but today
11:55her schedule's about
11:57to get a little
11:58more exciting
12:05words got out
12:06that she's looking
12:07for love
12:12and the local
12:14bachelor pack
12:14are pretty confident
12:15they've got
12:16just the thing
12:17she's looking for
12:19meet bachelor
12:20number one
12:21he enjoys jazz
12:22long walks
12:23and romantic nights
12:24in
12:26uh-huh
12:27sure he does
12:29she'd rather eat
12:30the poisonous leaves
12:34introducing bachelor
12:35number two
12:36a muscular bombshell
12:39he's hoping to impress
12:40her with his
12:40athletic prowess
12:53maybe just walk that
12:55off right
12:57no maybe not
13:03trouble is
13:04for all their
13:05conventional qualities
13:06these youthful
13:07vigorous males
13:08don't possess
13:09the special
13:09something
13:10little nose
13:11is looking for
13:20but when you've
13:21rejected
13:21all the bachelors
13:23where's left to look
13:26nope
13:26no definitely not
13:28okay he's old enough
13:29to be her grandpa
13:31he's clearly behind
13:32on dental hygiene
13:33that's gonna come back
13:34to haunt you
13:34but you know what's
13:35gonna come back
13:35to haunt you
13:36even worse
13:36the rash
13:37that's contagious
13:38you're gonna have
13:38that all over the place
13:40but there is something
13:42about him
13:42it turns out
13:43it's exactly the thing
13:45she's been looking for
13:46a throbbing
13:48off the scales
13:49truly
13:50enormous
13:52nose
13:55and in the proboscis world
13:57that's a sign
13:58of one very specific detail
14:01bigger
14:01cojones
14:03crown jewels
14:04little lads
14:05I like that one
14:06or as the scientists
14:08insist I say
14:09smooth criminals
14:10oh sorry
14:11testicles
14:12testicles
14:13testicles
14:15which means
14:16a little quality time
14:17with him
14:18is her best chance
14:19of getting what I believe
14:20those scientists call
14:21knocked up
14:25sure he may
14:26already have
14:27made it
14:28with four besties
14:29eight girlfriends
14:30sixteen neighbors
14:32and someone's grandma
14:35but all those ladies
14:36can't be wrong
14:40better luck next time
14:41bachelors
14:44truth is
14:45without the nose
14:46you never stood a chance
14:51turns out
14:51hate to say it
14:54size does matter
14:56damn it
14:59but love
15:00isn't always
15:01that shallow
15:03sometimes it's not
15:04what you've got
15:05but what you do
15:06with it that counts
15:09strategy is everything
15:13remember happy
15:18he's had a long
15:19hard look
15:20at his situation
15:21and
15:22he's had an idea
15:30with no other way
15:32to win the heart
15:32of a female
15:33that outsizes
15:34and outranks him
15:36he's decided
15:37he's simply
15:38going to follow her
15:40for as long
15:41as it takes
15:43maybe
15:44forever
15:46in the human world
15:48this level
15:49of persistence
15:50would land you
15:51a restraining order
15:52and two
15:53possibly four
15:54years in prison
15:56to say nothing
15:58of the fact
15:58that it makes you
15:59a super creep
16:03but for hyenas
16:04it's a tried
16:06and tested way
16:07to demonstrate
16:07your total devotion
16:18good luck
16:19with that buddy
16:27so you've chosen
16:29the one
16:30and come up
16:31with a surefire
16:32strategy
16:32to win their heart
16:35but it's still
16:36a crowded arena
16:37out there
16:39the next stage
16:40is to fend off
16:42the competition
16:51this male turkey
16:52is looking
16:53for a mate
16:56and despite
16:57having a deeply
16:58underdog appearance
17:01his sexy shimmying
17:02has still attracted
17:03some females
17:05he just needs
17:05to close the deal
17:06by flopping out
17:08his most dazzling feature
17:12his snood
17:14not sprinkly
17:15like a dangly
17:17extendable
17:19nose sock
17:21not for injectables
17:23typically
17:23but you know
17:24you could probably
17:25get some work done
17:25on that thing
17:35astonishingly
17:36that's all it takes
17:41and the turk lady
17:42lies down
17:43to signal
17:44she's ready
17:47it's all
17:48going perfectly
17:49to plan
17:53until
17:57sock blocked
17:58and by his
18:01own brothers
18:02bone crusher
18:07bloodbather
18:08and
18:11Ian
18:15ooh
18:16wing slap
18:19once they were
18:20nest mates
18:21now love
18:22has made them
18:23bitter rivals
18:33in turkey world
18:34only one male
18:35can breed
18:37and our guy
18:38is getting his
18:39ass handed
18:40to him
18:41by
18:41Ian
18:53from now on
18:54Ian
18:54will be the
18:55sole headliner
19:01and all the other males
19:03will be the sad
19:04backup dancers
19:05that no one remembers
19:06for the rest of time
19:08because the entertainment
19:09industry
19:10has failed
19:11to honor their craft
19:12properly
19:13so although he still
19:14gets to shimmy
19:15he'll be shaking
19:16his feathers
19:16to attract more females
19:18for Ian
19:19to mate with
19:22a literal
19:23wingman
19:27but surely
19:27it doesn't apply
19:28to his girlfriend
19:30maybe she'll still
19:31mate with him
19:31she liked his snood
19:39nope
19:40she's more of a
19:41rip your heart out
19:42kind of gal
19:43yeah
19:44f*** you Ian
19:46yeah f*** you forever
19:49thanksgiving is starting
19:50to look pretty damn good
20:01even when love
20:03seems hopelessly
20:03out of reach
20:04you should never
20:05lose faith
20:05because there's
20:06always another day
20:17meet our blubberiest
20:19underdog yet
20:19a young male
20:21elephant seal
20:22he's hoping to breed
20:23and has just
20:24spotted an opportunity
20:29but he's hit a little
20:30snake
20:394,000 pounds
20:40of naked fury
20:41who just caught him
20:42trying to mate
20:43with his girlfriend
20:45been there
20:50no no no no
20:51run run
20:52run
20:53oh you're so dead
20:54oh my god
20:55you're so dead
20:59our little runt
21:00is about to get
21:00the beating
21:01of his life
21:01and all
21:03for the sake
21:05of love
21:07is it worth it
21:09keep watching
21:18once a year
21:19eager male
21:20elephant seals
21:21approach
21:22the shores
21:23of california
21:23with one thing
21:24in mind
21:25mating
21:27and with
21:28hundreds of females
21:29on the beach
21:30the odds
21:31they're pretty good
21:32right
21:33but there's a problem
21:34come on
21:35you saw that coming
21:39they've got to get past
21:41the beach master
21:43I promise you
21:44that's the scientific term
21:45and the nickname
21:46for my mom
21:47when I was trying
21:47to sneak back
21:48into the house
21:49okay
21:49moving on
21:51she's the largest
21:52male in the area
21:55two tons
21:56of unrepressed
21:57anger
21:57and controlling
21:58issues
22:03he'll beat the crap
22:04out of anyone
22:05who tries to mate
22:06with his fan base
22:07of adoring females
22:12those females
22:13also act like security
22:15alerting the big guy
22:16to any intruders
22:22but some females
22:24are looking for more
22:25than just a beef cake
22:26they'll go for smaller
22:28sensitive sorts
22:29like our guy
22:31but he's going to need
22:32to pick the perfect moment
22:36the fertile females
22:37are the ones
22:38in the middle
22:39of the colony
22:43the challenge is
22:44try to sneak past
22:45the guards
22:45and mate
22:46with a willing partner
22:47behind the beach master's back
22:53it's not long
22:54before he sees
22:55his opening
22:57the arrival
22:58of a second beach master
23:01wait
23:02a second
23:02beach master
23:07and that gives mr underdog
23:08just what he needs
23:13a diversion
23:23while the tattletales
23:25have their eyes
23:25on the big boy
23:26beach fight
23:30our guy
23:31picks both
23:31a safe word
23:32and a safe route
23:33toward the fertile females
23:39by the way
23:40the safe word
23:40is pumpkin spice
23:49he won't have long
23:52he doesn't need long
23:59oh there goes the alarm
24:01and
24:02son of a beach master
24:04here comes the beating
24:06pumpkin spice
24:07pumpkin spice
24:08pumpkin spice
24:10right back to where we started
24:13but it turns out
24:14he had just enough time
24:16to get the job done
24:17before he was caught
24:21so is the punishment worth it?
24:25well
24:26you bet it is
24:32no one knows more
24:33about suffering for love
24:34than happy
24:35the hopelessly devoted hyena
24:42there's the woman of his dreams
24:46but where's happy?
24:49has he finally done
24:51just a skosh
24:52of internal work
24:53realized his own self-worth
24:55and developed a little dignity?
24:57no, he's a male
24:59and he likes this plan
25:17but while some focus on finding the one
25:21not everybody stops at one
25:25some animals
25:26prefer to keep their options
25:28wide open
25:36welcome to Madurai, India
25:41the unlikely home
25:42of the darkest detective
25:43in the DC universe
25:47the fruit bat
25:51not the toughest name
25:53of course
25:54yeah
25:54but you know who is tough?
25:57Bruce
25:57what?
25:58nope
25:59hold on
25:59I'm sorry
25:59they're telling me
26:00that it's Barbara
26:01Barbara's the male
26:01actually makes a lot more sense
26:03Barbara
26:05so riddle me this Babs
26:07who's gonna be your sexual sidekick?
26:11out of the many eligible male fruit bats
26:13which one will be brave enough
26:17bold enough
26:19to be the father of
26:23and that is gross
26:27I'm so sorry Barbara
26:29that um
26:30yeah that's the right reaction
26:32just that's a total red flag
26:34red flag
26:35how many watch lists is that guy on?
26:37that's
26:37yeah
26:37oh my lord
26:41moving on
26:42someone new
26:43just appeared
26:45on Barbara's radar
26:46okay
26:47he's not the most impressive
26:48uh specimen
26:49of bat manhood
26:50you've ever seen
26:52but let's just be happy
26:53that Barbara seems
26:54to have found her mate
26:58like most relationships
27:00it's kind of messy
27:01but maybe this is
27:02the start of something
27:03really beautiful
27:09uh nope
27:10yeah he's gone
27:10I knew my dad
27:12longer than that
27:15but it turns out
27:16Barbara the fruit bat
27:17is ready for a sequel
27:18immediately
27:20she wants the best
27:21possible father
27:23for her little bat babies
27:25so she's auditioning
27:26other applicants
27:30and this next joker
27:31has a cunning plan
27:32for giving himself
27:33the best chance
27:33of landing the role
27:37he's going to
27:39how can I put this
27:40he's gonna
27:40um hmm
27:42he's gonna clear out
27:43the bat cave
27:44um
27:47oh my
27:48oh I was so afraid
27:50this was gonna be weird
27:51but
27:51no that's
27:52yeah
27:54experts think
27:55this licking
27:56removes the previous
27:58male's sperm
28:00and barb has no objections
28:03the longer he licks
28:04the longer she'll
28:06let him mate
28:12this male
28:13is the first
28:15of many sequels
28:16in this batgirl's unique franchise
28:18one after another
28:20after another
28:24bat sex scientists
28:26which is a real career
28:27that you can choose
28:29don't exactly know
28:31why Barbara mates
28:31with so many males
28:33but it may be her way
28:34of ensuring
28:35the strongest sperm succeeds
28:40if that's the way
28:41things work
28:42in the DC universe
28:43well I mean
28:43who am I to judge
28:50by now you might be wondering
28:52if all underdog relationships
28:54are all about
28:54combat
28:57competition
28:57and soul crushing rejection
29:00and you would be right
29:04but all that pain fades
29:07when you finally find
29:08your perfect partner
29:26this is a leopard slug
29:31these guys
29:32are relationship
29:34experts
29:35and this one right here
29:36is looking for the one
29:58I would like to resume my life
30:00at some point
30:00so let's maybe speed this up
30:12somewhere in this charming
30:14french cellar
30:15is another slug
30:16equally eager to breed
30:21so this slug
30:22lays down a trail
30:23of highly alluring slime
30:28packed with stinky pheromones
30:30for the other slug
30:32to detect
30:32and follow
30:38I think they found it
30:44pheromones
30:45by leopard slug
30:51now that they found each other
30:53it's time to take things
30:55to the next level
31:02together
31:02they descend
31:03on a foot-long rope
31:04of self-made mucus
31:10entwining their bodies
31:11to make sure
31:12that no one can leave
31:13until both partners
31:14are fully satisfied
31:20ah the french kiss
31:26no that's
31:28oh no no
31:29those aren't
31:31oh those aren't
31:32those aren't tongues
31:34they're
31:34oh
31:35oh those are
31:36those are penises
31:37peni
31:39is that what you say
31:39is that what the slugs say
31:43and that's the reason
31:44these slugs
31:45are so egalitarian
31:46both partners
31:48have male
31:48and female
31:49genitalia
31:51and both
31:52give and receive
31:53sperm
31:54which they can each
31:55use to fertilize
31:56their own eggs
32:02then
32:03ah yes
32:04au revoir
32:08I could count on both hands
32:10how many times
32:10I've left a relationship
32:11this exact way
32:13last slug
32:14swinging
32:15gets to eat the mucus
32:16no thank you
32:22so there you have it
32:23the underdog's guide
32:24to navigating
32:25the good
32:26the bad
32:26and the ugly
32:27of relationships
32:28and a friendly reminder
32:30that everyone
32:30deserves
32:31a little love
32:34except
32:34happy
32:35who's finally
32:36oh he's hit rock bottom
32:38basically doing
32:39doing the hyena equivalent
32:40of crying into his drink
32:41you know
32:42let's just
32:42you know
32:43I think we should
32:43just spend some money
32:44on Michael Bolton
32:45there you go
32:46oh
32:49mmm
32:50that's good
32:54oh he speaks
32:55for those
32:56who can't speak
32:57for themselves
32:59too proud for crying
33:01didn't come here
33:03to break down
33:04it's just a dream
33:06of mine
33:07is coming
33:08to an end
33:09and how can I blame you
33:14when I built my world
33:17around
33:17hope that one day
33:19we'd be so much
33:22more than friends
33:25I don't want to know
33:27the price
33:28I'm gonna pay
33:29for dreaming
33:32even now
33:34it's more
33:35than I can take
33:38tell me
33:39how am I supposed
33:41to live
33:43without you
33:46now that I've been
33:48loving you
33:49so long
34:01but if I know
34:02anything
34:03about rom-coms
34:04and I don't
34:05I just did everything
34:06Sandra Bullock
34:07told me to do
34:07it's that rock bottom
34:09is a solid foundation
34:10upon which you build
34:11true love
34:17and Happy
34:18he's gonna give it
34:19one last shot
34:36hold the funnel
34:38and
34:38could Happy's luck
34:39be turning around
34:44after weeks
34:46of quiet
34:47unmitigated contempt
34:48it looks like
34:49he's finally
34:50about to get
34:51his happy
34:52and it
34:53no
34:53no
34:54gonna stay away
34:54from that
34:55he's gonna get
34:56his
34:56the ending
34:57he just
34:57he's gonna
35:00he's gonna
35:00no
35:02he is going
35:03to get
35:03the dishes
35:04done
35:05can you say that?
35:07now
35:08she
35:09begins to follow
35:10him
35:11hold your nerve
35:12she almost
35:12certainly won't
35:13kill you
35:15all that's left
35:16to solve
35:16is the pseudo
35:17penis situation
35:20she does this
35:21by rolling it back
35:22like a retractable
35:24shutter
35:26it's kind of like
35:29it's kind of like
35:30how do you describe it
35:31it's like turning a sock
35:32inside out
35:33using a banana
35:33with no hands
35:38so after all that waiting
35:40when it does happen
35:41it's not exactly fireworks
35:47but for happy
35:49it's like all
35:50his birthdays
35:51have come at once
35:52it's like his dreams
35:54came true
35:54his dreams
35:56his
35:57soaking wet dreams
36:00so how's everyone
36:01else doing?
36:02Sebastian
36:03now has
36:041,009 items
36:06of garbage
36:07but still
36:07predictably
36:08has no girlfriend
36:10little nose
36:11has the baby
36:12that she's always
36:13dreamed of
36:13and hardly
36:14misses single life
36:15at all
36:19Ian
36:19learned a valuable
36:20lesson about
36:21karma
36:24our elephant
36:25seal lover boy
36:25is bulking up
36:26getting spray tanned
36:27ready to become
36:28next year's
36:29Mr. Beachmaster
36:30the slugs
36:33they are still
36:34leaving
36:36and Barbara
36:37she has her own
36:38cinematic universe
36:39comprising of
36:408 sequels
36:412 reboots
36:42and a Bollywood
36:43musical in the works
36:44now that
36:45is how you release
36:47that girl
37:00and a Bollywood
37:01and a Bollywood
37:01and a Bollywood
37:01and a Bollywood
37:01and a Bollywood
37:01and a Bollywood