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Rinde homenaje a los héroes olvidados, los bichos raros, los extravagantes y los animales más feos (¿o quizá solo incomprendidos?) del mundo natural.
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05:10Pero no puede caer para siempre.
05:18Ahora es su oportunidad.
05:22Una mezcla de mucus protegida de las toxinas.
05:28Y...
05:30Oh...
05:31Reverse parking.
05:46¿Vale?
05:47Los underdogs saben que en el juego de la vida,
05:49una solución irreversible puede salvar tu cuerpo,
05:53y un cuerpo puede salvar tu vida.
05:59¿Quién tiene acceso a mi libro y por qué es esto plagiarizado?
06:10Pero no puedes resolver todas tus problemas
06:13por esconder en una butthole.
06:15A veces la vida de la vida requiere a la ofensión.
06:19Y estos animales
06:21inventaron el termo de la ofensión.
06:26Esos los romanos.
06:27Los romanos inventaron el termo de la ofensión.
06:29Y rubicon.
06:30Y scuttlebutt.
06:32¿Qué es eso?
06:33No?
06:34Este adorable little creature
06:36es una tortillas beetle.
06:40Y...
06:40Ah...
06:40¡No se le hagas!
06:42No.
06:43Y...
06:43...
06:43...
06:43...
06:44...
06:44...
06:44...
06:45...
06:45...
06:46...
06:48Clean antenna, she does not like dirt one bit, total neat freak.
06:56Which is unfortunate.
07:00She's about to become a new mom, and as we all know, kids are absolutely disgusting.
07:06All of them. Yep, yours too.
07:09Yeah, and mine. Full hazmat.
07:13They may be just the size of a grain of rice.
07:16I'm guessing that's short grain, not long, but they're still big eaters.
07:23And all that food has to go somewhere.
07:29And that somewhere, yep, is a couple of poop collecting spikes right next to their butts.
07:35Oh my, it just gets worse.
07:39But notice that mama beetle, she's not reaching for the baby wipes.
07:43And that's because all this dried-on poop has a purpose.
07:52Killer ants would devour her newborns without a moment's hesitation.
07:58And I wonder, are they available for babysitting?
08:05Ants hunt by smell and can sniff out beetle larvae faster than your Uncle Tim can chug a box of
08:11Chardonnay at Christmas.
08:15Time for mom to put her disgust aside and reveal her tactical genius.
08:28Like a well-drilled Roman army, her poop-encrusted babies line up into formation,
08:36and mom climbs aboard.
08:45Maximus Mamimus has a plan.
08:49They just need to hold.
08:57Hold.
08:58Hold.
08:59Hold.
09:11Present arms and wave that poop.
09:27For an ant that can't see very well and lives in a world of scent,
09:32this experience must be a little unexpected.
09:38Apparently the world's greatest scientists are still debating exactly how the poop waving repels the ant.
09:48Really, they think that's a mystery.
09:50Captain Down is morning.
09:52I think my fellow parents will agree that when it comes to chemical weapons,
09:56dirty diaper,
09:58well, that beats just about anything.
10:09So, playing dirty can keep you and your offspring in the game.
10:14But what about when the game is an epic quest?
10:19And, I don't know, what if science was real and called it migration?
10:31Sea cows.
10:39Now, I know what you're thinking, manatees aren't gross, they're adorable.
10:43The mythical inspiration for mermaids.
10:46But I assure you, the gross is coming.
10:51Meet our hard-working single mom and her precious only child.
10:55We're going to call her Nezzy.
10:58Except all the letters are silent.
11:00It's pronounced...
11:04It's winter here in Florida.
11:06And it's very cold for manatees.
11:09But mom has a plan.
11:13And she's taking little Nezzy to a very special, almost sacred place.
11:18Where the water is warm and manatees assemble once a year.
11:22Like a manatee Christmas or Coachella without all the sex, drugs and dysentery.
11:28The problem is, it's hundreds of miles away.
11:36And there's another thing.
11:37Mom and Nezzy are running out of fuel.
11:41Mom needs to make a pit stop to feed herself and get Nezzy the milk she desperately needs to complete
11:47the journey.
11:50Lots of seagrass down there, so, you know, what's the problem?
11:56Well, the problem is, mom is a bit of a...
12:02Yeah, a floater.
12:08Gas from all her previous grassy meals has built up in her body.
12:12Causing her to become stranded at the surface.
12:15And, if she can't feed herself or Nezzy, they'll die.
12:19And whose fault is that?
12:23Mom.
12:24If only nature had a way of expelling excess gas from the body.
12:41Oh, yeah.
12:43Like a probe.
12:46While these bubbles are something you never want to see in a shared bath on a first date,
12:50they're a vital part of buoyancy control for manatees.
12:54It's like the submarine movie when Sean Connery is like,
12:57Dive, dive, you stupid boys.
13:00But he's playing a Russian, but he's speaking with a Scottish accent because, you know, movie star's lazy.
13:04Anyway, having lost gas and descended, she can finally gorge herself on seagrass.
13:17Then it's back to the surface for Nezzy to get her meal by latching onto a nipple in mom's armpit.
13:24There's nothing weird about that at all.
13:26Accept it.
13:27Let it happen.
13:36And then it's swim.
13:39Eat.
13:41Fart.
13:42Fart.
13:45Like Uncle Tim on New Year's Eve.
13:54All the way to their paradise destination.
14:01Lovely.
14:04They don't care about the view.
14:05The water from the power plant is clean, and it's warm.
14:10And winter here is like one giant communal bodily gas-powered jacuzzi spa from hell.
14:17Like only Florida could deliver.
14:20Everything a manatee mom and calf could ask for.
14:23You kick back and relax, Nezzy.
14:26You earned it.
14:33Self-defense.
14:35Epic quests.
14:36Let's keep this gross gameplay going by meeting an underground underdog.
14:49We're deep down inside a New Zealand cave.
14:54But someone down here is about to turn on the lights.
15:14Venture down here after dark, and you're going to feel like you've been cast as an extra in Avatar.
15:19Or you've accidentally dropped acid instead of aspirin.
15:24So who's the creator of this dazzling array?
15:28Oh!
15:32This filthy dungeon dweller is the larva of a carnivorous fungus gnat.
15:42All this twinkly stuff is her way of luring in the food she needs to transform into an adult.
15:51And the key to it all is mucus.
15:56For over 200 days, she and her friends dribble out strings of special slime festooning their gnat cave with a
16:02combination of urea, silk, and water.
16:06The episode, it's called Total Gross Out.
16:09You knew what you were getting into.
16:18Then, ah, the final touch.
16:26Using a chemical reaction in their butts,
16:30Yup, you heard me.
16:31They light up their garlands like snot chandeliers
16:36to create the world's most beautiful death trap.
16:48And here comes the perfect victim, a mayfly.
16:53High in protein, but low in smots.
16:58All he sees is a beautiful night sky to navigate by.
17:16Now comes phase two of the fungus gnat's strategy.
17:26She slowly hauls up the still alive mayfly into her loving embrace.
17:39And by loving embrace, I mean that she liquefies his body and sucks him up like a milkshake.
17:47A few more meals like this, and she turns herself in to a pupa.
17:52Even though, rightly, it should probably be the authorities.
17:56And 12 days later, she emerges as a magnificent adult.
18:02Butterfly, oh, no, she hatches into an adult carnivorous fungus gnat.
18:07Gross.
18:09Ready to carpe the heck out of that DM.
18:14Hello, world.
18:17Hello, sky.
18:25Oh, hello, neighbor's death trap snot hammock.
18:29Well, I never said she was smart.
18:31Circle of life.
18:32Bye for now.
18:40So, an occasional act of grossness can help you beat a level.
18:46But some underdogs have made being filthy their entire gameplay strategy.
18:58This is a three-toad sloth.
19:02This is a three-toad sloth.
19:20Living off the dirt in his fur.
19:26Turning him green.
19:29But that is his secret hack.
19:39As long as he stays in the canopy, being green and grimy keeps him hidden from his main predator.
19:51The harpy eagle.
20:04But these sloths like to live dangerously.
20:08In the slow lane.
20:12About once a week, these unsung daredevils leave the safety of the canopy to climb all the way down their
20:18tree.
20:19An activity so dangerous, more than half of them die doing it.
20:26Oh.
20:28Think that was Uncle Alan.
20:30See you in the next life, buddy.
20:34Now, science may have finally figured out the mystery of why these sloths would make a move so dangerous.
20:40So often, an immediate game over.
20:42And we can reveal the answers.
20:44Just as soon as he gets there.
20:47Which will take a long time.
20:53Come on, man.
20:54Time is money.
20:57Come on, let's go, brother.
20:58Every moment your life is at risk.
21:07I'm sorry, this can take how long?
21:11No, we don't have time for that.
21:14Yes, you're right.
21:15I don't have time for that.
21:18Yes, I'm costing you a lot of money.
21:21Let's move on.
21:25Some underdogs are so deeply into gross-out tactics, they actually find it a turn-on.
21:37But I'm not telling you anything more, because you're probably not even a real therapist.
21:44This is Ireland.
21:47And this is Craig, a male red deer, hoping to mate for the first time.
21:55He's just got one problem.
21:59The mating season is a little fighty.
22:10Males beat the crap out of one another in a predictably macho attempt to impress the ladies.
22:28Males beat the crap out of one another in a predictably macho attempt to impress the ladies.
22:41You dumb buck.
22:45Males beat the crap out of one another in a predictably macho attempt to impress the men.
22:45And no one is worse than this guy.
22:51Craig's arch rival.
22:53The dominant male.
22:59But some of the ladies, they can sniff out an insecure alpha a mile away.
23:08This is Jane Doe.
23:11A deer.
23:12A female deer.
23:14I'm so sorry.
23:15I had to do it.
23:18And to use local parlance, she thinks that Dom is a lazy, beef-witted dick.
23:31But Craig, he's not like those other bucks.
23:34He's a nice guy.
23:35All he's got to do is get Jane to notice him.
23:40The trouble is when it comes to strategies for impressing Jane, that don't involve fighting.
23:45Most of the guys have no idea.
23:49I'm so sorry.
23:51Won't happen again.
23:54And some of them just aren't into Jane in the first place.
24:03But Craig knows there is one other thing a male deer can do to impress a female.
24:12He waits until just the right moment, and...
24:18Sweet.
24:19Michael Fassbender, now that is a move.
24:22Oh, Craig, you crazy.
24:25I think I want to have your baby.
24:29Craig is spraying himself in a mixture of pee and semen on purpose.
24:36As cologne goes, well, that's a bold choice.
24:41But thanks to all those sweet-smelling pheromones, Jane loves it.
24:52And while the Dom is busy fighting, she sneaks off for a round with Fragrant Craig.
25:02Avert your eyes.
25:05This isn't for you.
25:06This is just... for me.
25:10Oh, okay, that one's fast.
25:12Way to level up, Craig.
25:14I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.
25:17Or in this case, the nose.
25:24And if you think that was gross, hold on to your hippos, because it's time for a full-on assault.
25:31Ass-salt.
25:34Ass-salt.
25:35Ass-salt.
25:47This... is...
25:50Yeah, uh...
25:51Okay, I'm gonna just call him Poe.
25:54After a hard day patrolling the riverbank, he's heading back to his wallow.
25:59To the somewhat awkward company of his many exes.
26:06y sus diferentes niños.
26:19Ops, mi pequeño.
26:22Pero Poe's
26:23peaceful home life
26:24es about to get turned
26:26upside down.
26:29Upriver,
26:31waterholes
26:31are drying up.
26:34Space is running out.
26:37Rival males
26:37are starting battles
26:39over access
26:39to deep water.
26:59And when two
27:00of the most dangerous
27:01animals on the planet
27:02go head to head,
27:05outcomes can be
27:08decisive.
27:19Now one of the most
27:21murdery of all these
27:22roly-poly anger bags
27:23is heading in post-erection
27:25looking for a spot
27:26to steal.
27:30Even if it means
27:31killing Poe
27:32and stealing
27:33his family.
27:47But Poe's...
27:48Well,
27:49he's not doing anything.
27:53Poe, did you hear me?
27:57He's a maniac.
27:59He's going to steal your home.
28:00You could lose your family.
28:03It's time to do something.
28:18But Poe isn't crazy enough
28:20to take this intruder on
28:21face to face.
28:32not when he's got
28:33a special ability
28:34in his skill set.
28:46The family knows
28:47what's coming.
28:49You don't have a chance
28:50inside.
28:51You better run
28:52And they do not
28:54want to be collateral.
28:55I ain't trying to bring you down
28:56But for real
28:57You might as well give up now
28:58Think you got a chance
29:00But I don't see how
29:01Got a real tight grip
29:02But I'll hold that crown
29:03Came here ready to fight
29:05On this night
29:05You better just
29:12Run for your life.
29:14Poe's special move
29:16Poe's special move
29:16is to spray his rival
29:18With his own
29:21Feces
29:21Yes, there it is
29:28There are those who tastefully
29:30call this defense
29:31It's a defecation fan
29:38And note the oscillation
29:39The skill
29:40The poise
29:41But I know
29:42A poopnado
29:44When I see one
29:47The bad guy
29:48Can't get out of there
29:49Fast enough
29:55That's one way
29:55To defeat the big bad boss
29:57At this level
30:05Leaving Poe
30:06And his family
30:07Safe
30:08Run for your life
30:12Run for your life
30:15And while we're
30:16On the topic of winning
30:17Looks like
30:18Mr. Persistence here
30:19Has finally reached
30:20The bottom of the tree
30:22But will never
30:23Reach the Olympics
30:28But why spend an eternity
30:30Descending
30:31Into dangerous territory
30:39So he can download
30:40His weekly poop
30:41At ground level
30:48Yes, he could have
30:49Dropped it out of a tree
30:51Like a jungle meteorite
30:52I would have
30:55But he risked danger
30:56For the sake
30:57Of these guys
31:02The roughly
31:04120 moths
31:05Living on his
31:06Disgusting body
31:06Are the key
31:07To his
31:08Life-saving
31:08Camouflage
31:12But they can only
31:13Lay their eggs
31:14Down here
31:15In his excrement
31:20Some sloth
31:21Poopologists
31:21Think that
31:23By holding it in
31:24Until he reaches
31:24The bottom of the tree
31:25The sloth
31:26Helps breed
31:27Camouflaging moths
31:29Which keep him green
31:30Which keep him green
31:30By pooping
31:31In his fur
31:33So he can poop
31:35More safely
31:35And then they can
31:36Lay babies in the poop
31:37And he can poop
31:38And they can poop
31:39And so on
31:40For the rest of time
31:43Now all he has to do
31:45Is climb back up
31:48Good luck
31:53The world's underdogs
31:54Have gross out moves
31:56For overcoming
31:57Just about every problem
31:58Life can throw at them
31:59So just how gross
32:00Do you have to be
32:01To succeed
32:02In the most challenging
32:04Level of all
32:06A massive
32:07Multi-character
32:08Arena-based deathmatch
32:11Or as it's known
32:12In the animal kingdom
32:14The African savannah
32:17Chock full of
32:18Swaggering
32:19Big shot bosses
32:20Like these showboats
32:21The trick is
32:23Like prison
32:24On the first day
32:26You gotta shank
32:27The biggest guy you see
32:31You gotta establish
32:32Dominance
32:38So when they're taking
32:39All the best loot
32:41For themselves
32:42The underdogs
32:43Have to win the game
32:44Another way
32:47By getting over
32:49Their gag reflex
32:50And going for the stuff
32:51Nobody else wants
32:56In this case
32:57A tasty smorgasbord
32:58Of awful
32:59Intestines
33:00And bones
33:01Seasoned with a pinch
33:02Of anthrax
33:03A dash of botulism
33:04And cholera
33:05To taste
33:06It's like nature's
33:07Gas station sushi
33:08But less
33:09Biochemical weapon-y
33:11Not my idea of lunch
33:13But then I'm not
33:14One of these guys
33:18Meet username
33:20VisceraVoyager23
33:24Because Noobmaster69
33:26Had some rights issues
33:34Vultures aren't big
33:35On hunting
33:35Or fighting
33:36But when it comes
33:37To happily devouring
33:38The contents
33:38Of a rancid
33:39Fly-infested
33:40Boneyard
33:40They are the pro gamers
33:46To keep this metaphor going
33:47Their stats
33:48Are impressive
33:51They can fly up to
33:5235,000 feet
33:54Cover 200 miles a day
33:56And spot a three-foot carcass
33:58From four miles away
34:03And when VV23 drops in
34:12She squads up
34:13With a whole party
34:15Of sidekicks
34:16Each with a special
34:16Skill set
34:17More disgusting
34:18Than the last
34:24VisceraVoyager
34:25Is what scientists
34:25Call a ripper
34:27Or what Australians
34:28Call a ripper
34:32Great at breaking
34:33Down the tough stuff
34:44While her buddy Gore-reaper
34:46Is a gulper
34:47With a head
34:47Specially suited
34:48To getting the good stuff
34:49Out of all those
34:50Hard-to-reach places
35:02And player three
35:03Insert name
35:04Is what's known
35:05As a scrapper
35:09And he's going in
35:10For just a little slice
35:17And finally this butt guy
35:21Not exactly an attribute
35:22More of a personal
35:24Preference
35:24You go get him
35:25Butt guy
35:28When it comes to mining
35:29A putrefying carcass
35:33Everyone
35:34Can play a part
35:39At the end of the day
35:40Vultures are team players
35:42In the game of life
36:01Not only will the world
36:02Be knee deep
36:03In dead bodies
36:04Without them
36:05Their super strong
36:06Stomach acid
36:07Digests away
36:08All the toxins
36:08All the bacteria
36:10That if left unchecked
36:11Who leave other animals
36:12Terribly sick
36:15Or graphing through
36:16The eye of a needle
36:18Literally
36:19And some might even say
36:20Heroically
36:21Saving their lives
36:24So thanks to the vultures
36:25The world is kept clean
36:27Of disease
36:29Pestilence
36:29And well
36:30Whatever it is
36:31That guy is eating
36:34And mother nature
36:35And all her charges
36:37Can keep on playing
36:45What's that
36:46Well thank you
36:47You're welcome
36:48Mr. Buffalo
36:52Well there you have it
36:53The underdog's secret
36:55To winning the game of life
36:56Simply by being
36:57Their disgusting selves
37:05So bring on the poop
37:07Bring on the butt burp
37:08Buoyancy aids
37:10The defecation fans
37:11Show me the snot hammocks
37:13Shower me in semen scented
37:15Cologne
37:15Install me
37:16A butthole safe room
37:20Okay
37:20Even I've hit my own
37:22Gross out limit
37:23So let's just
37:23We're gonna shut it down
37:25Woohoo
37:28Yes
37:34I've hit my juntos
37:35I internship
37:35And whos
37:35You
37:35You
37:35You
37:35You
37:35Gracias por ver el video.