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Rinde homenaje a los héroes olvidados, los bichos raros, los extravagantes y los animales más feos (¿o quizá solo incomprendidos?) del mundo natural.
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00:31No, no estos son los que no necesitan mi ayuda.
00:35Estoy aquí para estos chicos.
00:39Nature's Benchwarmers.
00:41Estoy hablando de los freaks de la clase A en sus fricidios, riqueza, riqueza, riqueza, riqueza.
00:46Están listos para los underdogs.
00:52Estos chicos son los más ricos, riqueza, riqueza, riqueza,
00:56los más inciendos de la gran película de la vida.
01:03Ahora es su tiempo de brillar.
01:05I wanna be your underdog.
01:09Wherever there is blatant mischief,
01:11wherever there is abject cowardice,
01:14wherever there is unbearable sexual tension,
01:22That's where you'll find the underdogs.
01:26You tell them, Green Day.
01:28I'm not a loser.
01:30I'm not a loser.
01:33I wanna be your underdog.
01:36I'm Ryan Reynolds.
01:37I wanna be your underdog.
01:39And I endorse these weirdos.
02:02Wow.
02:04The miracle of birth.
02:10The sound design is a bit much.
02:13Oof.
02:13Can't imagine what the close captioning would be on this.
02:17For the youngster,
02:19this is the start of a life of limitless possibility.
02:26And for the parent,
02:27the formation of a bond more powerful than any force on...
02:33Wait, where, where, where, where is she going?
02:34No, no, no, no.
02:36Where is she going?
02:40Don't worry, she's coming back.
02:43I'm pretty sure.
02:45I have no idea.
02:46She's probably not coming back.
02:47But I'm hopeful.
02:50I'm not hopeful.
02:57But before you judge,
02:59being a parent is super hard.
03:02Suddenly you're responsible for a tiny, helpless life form,
03:04and it's frankly terrifying.
03:08If you're searching for a guide on how to do it right,
03:11look no further than Mother Nature's underdogs.
03:16Because no matter how terrible you are,
03:20you can't be as bad as them.
03:24The first challenge for parents is finding a suitable nursery.
03:28And these barnacle geese are willing to travel a long way
03:32to find the perfect spot.
03:37As a new parent, people always tell you to follow your instincts.
03:43And instinct has led these guys here to Greenland.
03:49Sure, it's a barren land of rocks, ice, and darkness.
03:54But geese have been coming here to raise kids for thousands of years.
03:58It worked for their parents.
04:00So Larry and Joan are going to give it a go.
04:05Larry has found them an awesome nest site.
04:09Just out of reach of predators.
04:12And the view?
04:14Well, that's to die for.
04:18There's really just one tiny thing.
04:23Minuscule, really.
04:28Larry's nest,
04:30where his tiny, flightless chicks will be born,
04:37is approximately 800 feet off the ground.
04:43Oh, and there's one other thing.
04:49It's hardly worth mentioning.
04:53There is a risk of the occasional avalanche-flood combo.
04:59It's a flavalanche, if you will.
05:07At this point, some parents might question their choice of home.
05:11But not these guys.
05:15They've laid their four precious eggs
05:18right on top of this razor-sharp precipice.
05:22Larry!
05:24Classic first-time parent.
05:25Got to accentuate the positive.
05:29But instinct told him to find the highest spot for his nest,
05:32and instinct can never be wrong.
05:35Right?
05:40So, your nursery is prepared,
05:43and the baby will soon be here.
05:45It's a great time to start your search
05:47for suitable child care.
05:51You just got to be careful
05:52who you choose to babysit.
05:59Welcome to Penang, Malaysia.
06:04These reprobates
06:05are a troop of dusky landers.
06:09They've left the jungles behind
06:10and moved into the city.
06:16But you know what they say.
06:17You can take an animal out of the wild.
06:19But you can't take the wild out of the animal.
06:27But not everybody's misbehaving.
06:30This first-time mother
06:32has put aside her days of hedonism
06:34to focus on her newborn.
06:39Oh, oh, and before you ask,
06:41she did not get overly friendly
06:43with an orangutan.
06:45All baby langers are orange
06:47for the first few months.
06:52Now, the time has come
06:54to introduce her precious infant
06:56to the rest of the family.
07:04There's one thing that these guys
07:06like more than all-out anarchy.
07:13And it's babies.
07:30You know the feeling
07:31when all your relatives
07:32want to come around
07:33and hold the baby
07:34with their unwashed, germy hands?
07:36Well, if you think you got it bad,
07:37just be grateful
07:38you're not a Langer.
07:42Because when I say
07:43they love babies,
07:46I mean,
07:47they really love babies.
07:50Like, obsessed.
07:59Just baby, baby, baby.
08:00All the time, baby.
08:02Baby-grabbing maniacs.
08:11And they get a whiff
08:12of that new baby smell.
08:14Mom's got zero chance
08:15of keeping a hold of them.
08:23They know to support the head, right?
08:27While most parents step in
08:28when an irresponsible horde
08:30of relatives starts manhandling
08:31their newborn,
08:33this mom is having something
08:35of an epiphany.
08:37Learning a lesson
08:38every new parent must.
08:40It's okay to take a little time
08:42for yourself
08:43when talking to me
08:44right now, not you.
08:47Even when that means
08:48passing your precious
08:49little nugget off
08:50to Grandma.
08:53Hey, Grammy.
08:58She may be a little much
09:01and thinks she knows best
09:02all the time.
09:09But free child care
09:11is, in fact,
09:12free child care,
09:12so whatever gets Mom
09:14a little me time, right?
09:18What could possibly go wrong?
09:20Well, Grandma passes him
09:23to, I think that's Uncle Mike.
09:25Didn't know he's out on parole.
09:31And Uncle Mike passes him
09:33to whoever that is.
09:35Doesn't seem totally trustworthy.
09:37Probably on a watch list.
09:40But all Mom sees
09:41is the chance
09:42for some sweet, sweet freedom.
09:44But then,
09:46whoever that is
09:47crosses a line.
09:54When I say crosses a line,
09:56I mean literally,
09:57carries the baby
09:58across a high-voltage power line.
10:01I mean, what the
10:02was Natural Selection
10:03doing all day?
10:04Right?
10:06And Mom decides
10:08that's enough
10:09family bonding
10:09for today.
10:14And goes to get
10:15her baby back.
10:31For Langer's,
10:32it takes a village
10:33to raise kids.
10:36But every parent
10:37has their limit.
10:44boundaries, Uncle Mike.
10:47Boundaries.
10:59So,
11:00you've got the nursery
11:01and the childcare
11:02sorted.
11:03That's great.
11:03The kids are expensive.
11:07So, unless you've got
11:08a very old,
11:09very rich relative
11:09about to kick the bucket,
11:12you're going to need
11:13a plan on how
11:14to pay for it all.
11:15In order to manage
11:16a home efficiently,
11:17many a housewife
11:18keeps track
11:19of the family's money,
11:20can plan its spending,
11:22and savings.
11:23You mean,
11:24a budget?
11:26Sounds impressive.
11:31You know who is excellent
11:32at balancing the books?
11:35Harvest mice.
11:37Yeah, not my first
11:38guess either.
11:38Not my 50th.
11:43Mrs. Tickle Mouse here
11:44has got eight babies
11:45hidden away
11:46in her cozy nest of grass.
11:49And she knows exactly
11:50how much she needs
11:51to gather
11:52to make sure
11:52they're warm
11:53and well-fed.
11:55Oh, jeez!
11:57Oh, National Geographic,
12:00you little vixen.
12:01That's scary.
12:03Well, don't worry.
12:04She's fine.
12:05She's going to get up
12:06any second now.
12:09You see?
12:10She's moving.
12:14Oh, I get it.
12:15It was a misdirect.
12:16R.I.P.
12:20Meet the real experts
12:22at accounting.
12:23Mr. and Mrs.
12:24Bearing Beetle.
12:26Plus,
12:27their entourage
12:28of hitchhiking mites
12:29who aren't in this section
12:30but are too gross
12:31not to acknowledge.
12:32In the cool of the evening
12:34when everything
12:36is getting kind of cool, baby.
12:38Right now,
12:39I'm afraid to say
12:39that they're doing
12:40the no pants dance
12:41on Mrs. Tickle Mouse.
12:43I'm just kind of crazy
12:43when it's so big.
12:44Wait.
12:45National Geographic,
12:47you guys devoted
12:47a whole channel
12:48to Mother Nature
12:49and it's just
12:50absolutely disgusting.
12:56And like nature's
12:58nastiest undertakers
12:59having made
13:00sweet, sweet love
13:00on the corpse
13:01they then bury it
13:02because
13:04gross.
13:08And why do they do this?
13:11Because the body
13:12of Mrs. T
13:13will provide
13:14all the resources
13:15their growing family
13:15needs to support itself
13:17if they budget properly.
13:22Mrs. Beetle
13:23lays the exact
13:23number of eggs
13:24that they think
13:25the corpse
13:26can sustain.
13:34And three days later
13:36they hatch
13:37into these
13:38adorable
13:39bundles of joy.
13:43Mom and Dad
13:44get to work
13:44feeding them
13:45by
13:47regurgitating
13:47Mrs.
13:49Mrs. Tickle Mouse
13:51directly into
13:53into their mouths.
13:57I can do this.
13:58I can do this.
13:58I can do this.
13:58I'm a big boy.
14:01A little heads up
14:01would have been nice.
14:05I don't really see
14:06any terrible parenting here.
14:08I see
14:08attentive parents,
14:09plenty of food,
14:10lots of skin-to-skin contact.
14:12You know,
14:12this is textbook stuff.
14:13I mean,
14:14you don't throw rocks
14:14from glass houses.
14:16I don't really see
14:18but
14:19there's a problem.
14:20These little tykes
14:21have gotten greedy.
14:23There's only so much
14:24of Mrs. Tickle Mouse's
14:26fetid corpse
14:26being masticated
14:28and then regurgitated
14:29into your child's
14:30welcoming mouth
14:32to go around.
14:36Luckily,
14:37Mom and Dad
14:37have a way
14:38to get the budget
14:38back on track.
14:40And, I'm afraid to say,
14:43well,
14:45it's eating
14:45their own children.
14:50Starting
14:50with the greedy ones.
14:54Which weirdly
14:54doesn't bother me
14:55that much.
14:56I don't know
14:56why that one...
14:58If it seems extreme,
15:00that's because
15:00it...
15:00Well,
15:01it is.
15:02It's...
15:02It's extreme.
15:05But,
15:06with one less mouth
15:07to feed,
15:08the other kids
15:08have a better chance
15:09at survival.
15:12And,
15:12their parents might even
15:13be able to afford
15:14college.
15:19Does it count
15:20as good parenting?
15:22I'll let you decide.
15:32So,
15:33how's Larry
15:34facing up
15:34to the prospect
15:35of first-time fatherhood?
15:39It's literally
15:40crapping himself.
15:41It's happened
15:42to many
15:43a new father.
15:47Fortunately,
15:48Joan is a natural.
15:49She's been sitting
15:50on their clutch
15:51of four eggs
15:51for ten days now.
15:54Lovingly turning
15:55them every hour,
15:56keeping them warm
15:56and safe,
15:57despite Larry's
15:58questionable
15:59real estate decision.
16:04But Joan is hungry.
16:06So,
16:07while she pops out
16:08to feed,
16:12Larry is in charge.
16:14Larry,
16:15whom she trusts
16:16implicitly.
16:20I mean,
16:21how hard could it be?
16:24All he has to do
16:24is guard the eggs
16:25for a couple of minutes
16:26while Jonah's away.
16:30You're doing great,
16:31Larry.
16:34You got this.
16:36You stick with it,
16:38and, yep,
16:38he's gone.
16:44This is probably
16:45not good.
16:53Larry?
17:00Larry?
17:01Larry, come back.
17:05Yes, yes!
17:11Oh, come on,
17:12Larry, no!
17:13You dumb bag of
17:15f***.
17:17Oh,
17:18scrambleheads.
17:20What an idiot.
17:21I thought the whole point
17:22of this insane location
17:23was to protect them
17:24from predators.
17:27Unfortunately for Joan,
17:29and my mom in real life,
17:31geese make for life.
17:32So,
17:33she's stuck with him.
17:40And so are his chicks.
17:44Welcome to the world,
17:45little guys.
17:47Mom and dad
17:48are gonna take care of you.
17:51Love you,
17:52feed you,
17:54introduce you to the world.
17:58Well,
17:59that was wildly irresponsible.
18:03And wherever that chick is,
18:05it's no doubt
18:07thriving.
18:11No one's defending accidentally,
18:12kicking your kid off a cliff.
18:15But the stats say
18:16a 50% survival rate,
18:17that is pretty decent
18:18for a barnacle goose.
18:20I mean,
18:20if Larry were a human,
18:21I mean,
18:21he'd be rotting in jail,
18:22of course.
18:26Let's just hope
18:27he doesn't make
18:27any more mistakes.
18:34Don't put off weaning
18:36just because it's messy.
18:37The sooner you start,
18:39the less trouble you'll have.
18:41The next major milestone
18:43a parent faces
18:43is weaning.
18:45But while some of us
18:46spend hours
18:47prepping nutritious offerings
18:49perfect for delicate
18:50little tummies,
18:52some parents
18:53have other ideas.
19:07This is Kimmy.
19:09She has one of the smallest brains
19:11relative to size
19:12of any mammal.
19:13It's the size
19:14of an underdeveloped walnut.
19:17But that's okay,
19:18that's okay,
19:18because most of the time
19:19she only has to do
19:20three things.
19:22Eat leaves,
19:25digest them
19:28and sleep
19:30for 22 hours a day.
19:35That is aspirational,
19:37by the way.
19:39But due to a wild tequila
19:41soaked night
19:42a while back,
19:43I'm kidding,
19:43koalas don't drink tequila,
19:45I think,
19:45but it would explain
19:46the rampant STDs.
19:48Kimmy now has
19:49another thing to do.
19:51Take care of this
19:52little baby
19:53walnut brain.
19:57And after a few months
19:58in the pouch,
19:59it's time for his
20:00first solid meal.
20:03If you go down
20:05in the woods today,
20:06you're sure of
20:07a big surprise.
20:08If you go down
20:09in the woods today,
20:11you'd better go
20:11in disguise.
20:13But Kimmy,
20:13she doesn't bother
20:14with spoon feeding
20:14or finger food.
20:16She's been preparing
20:17something very special
20:18for baby's first meal.
20:21And if you thought
20:23regurgitated Mrs. Ticklemouse
20:24was bad,
20:26just wait.
20:36Junior has to put
20:37his head down
20:38and prepare to eat.
20:40Mm-hmm.
20:42Yep.
20:43Mm, that is,
20:43okay, that's poop.
20:44Yep.
20:45Today is the day
20:45that teddy bears
20:46have their pain.
20:49Apparently,
20:50that's a bit graphic
20:51for National Geographic.
20:56But I'm told
20:57there's a method
20:58to this madness.
21:00Eucalyptus leaves
21:01are toxic
21:02and would kill
21:03her little junior,
21:04big time.
21:07But Mommy's little gift
21:08has a secret ingredient.
21:16Kimmy's baby food
21:17actually contains
21:18a special bacteria
21:19that can digest
21:20the toxins
21:21that will give Junior
21:22the best start in life.
21:27Just maybe
21:28don't try it at home.
21:30Human baby food
21:31may also look like poop,
21:33but I assure you
21:33it's not.
21:34I mean,
21:34it will be turned
21:36into poop,
21:37but not,
21:37you know,
21:38you don't...
21:39That's what diapers
21:39are for.
21:50You can see
21:51how completely
21:51we depend on others
21:52when we're very small.
21:54Of course,
21:55as we grow older,
21:57most of us
21:57begin to strike out
21:58for ourselves.
22:00We begin to develop
22:01something called
22:02self-reliance.
22:07So,
22:07there comes a time
22:08when kids must learn
22:09to go it alone
22:11and equipping them
22:12with the life skills
22:12they need
22:13is a tall order
22:14for any parent.
22:16So,
22:17this meerkat mom
22:18of...
22:18I'm 20?
22:20She doesn't bother
22:23because the beauty
22:24of having so many kids
22:25is that the siblings
22:26can teach each other
22:28the ropes.
22:28Right?
22:31My brothers were amazing
22:33with rope.
22:34Oh,
22:34you knew all kinds
22:35of knots.
22:38Anyway,
22:38yep,
22:39they seem perfectly
22:40well-adjusted.
22:42Next to go through
22:43mom's school
22:44of hard knocks
22:44is four-week-old
22:46Olin.
22:48And he's about
22:48to get the shock
22:49of his life.
22:58For the past month,
23:00mom has been
23:00nurturing him
23:01and taking care
23:02of his every need.
23:10But it's time
23:11to confront reality,
23:13Junior.
23:14You're a man now.
23:18Mom's ripping off
23:19the Band-Aid
23:21and leaving
23:22his education
23:23to his brothers
23:24and sisters.
23:26Which I can tell you
23:27from personal experience,
23:28well,
23:28that's a terrible idea.
23:32Lesson one,
23:33choosing the right friends.
23:36Olin needs to learn
23:37to pick out
23:38the right kind of pals
23:39to play with.
23:41Well,
23:41this guy looks friendly.
23:45Friendly.
23:48Nope,
23:48not Barry.
23:49Don't,
23:49no, no,
23:50don't mess with that guy.
23:52It's all going great.
23:59Until his older brother
24:00does what older brothers do.
24:01Gets you into
24:03major trouble.
24:14Is mom going to offer
24:15any guidance
24:15at this point?
24:19No.
24:24Fortunately,
24:25they soon realize
24:26this is not someone
24:26that you want
24:27to play tag with.
24:30It's just another
24:31thrilling and slightly
24:32traumatic adventure
24:33with your brother
24:34that mom will never,
24:35ever hear about.
24:36Let's call that a B+.
24:37Lesson two,
24:39finding food.
24:43Basic technique
24:44for this
24:45is digging for grubs.
24:47I've seen Lion King.
24:54But if you thought
24:55Olin's brother
24:56was bad,
24:59his sister James
25:00is about to introduce
25:01him to a face
25:02full of scorpion.
25:08She'll probably laugh
25:09about it with her friends
25:10later when you sit
25:11in therapy,
25:12you know,
25:12reenacting the whole thing
25:13with crude sock puppets.
25:14Surely mom's
25:15got to step in now.
25:16There's no way
25:17that she's going to let...
25:19Okay, not a chance.
25:21I guess pain is,
25:23you know,
25:23it's part of the learning process.
25:27Bravo, Olin!
25:29This report card
25:30might just make it
25:30to the fridge.
25:32Lesson three,
25:34stranger danger.
25:39If there's one thing
25:40that meerkats need to learn
25:41above all else,
25:42it's looking out for danger.
25:45Especially from above.
25:56All the other kids
25:57head back to the den.
26:01But Olin hasn't realized
26:02the lunch break
26:03is over.
26:08The only one left
26:09is mom.
26:11Will she finally
26:12step in now?
26:16I mean,
26:17there are literally
26:17so many heroic options
26:19available here.
26:19You fight the hawk,
26:20you could run to his rescue,
26:22throw yourself
26:23in the path of danger.
26:27Well?
26:32That's it?
26:37That was definitely
26:38the bare minimum.
26:40Okay, it's effective,
26:42but, you know,
26:42a little phoned in,
26:43if I'm being honest.
26:45At least,
26:46Olin ran away in the end.
26:48Though he's still alive,
26:49so I guess
26:50we can call it a pass.
26:52You little coward.
26:54And for all those
26:55helicopter parents out there,
26:57learn from the underdogs
26:58that a healthy disinterest,
27:01a dash of questionable
27:02sibling oversight,
27:04and your kids
27:05learn self-sufficiency
27:06fast.
27:13Okay, we're gonna check
27:15back in on Larry,
27:16a barnacle goose,
27:17in the dog house.
27:21Larry's two surviving babies,
27:23which is a disturbing
27:24sentence to say,
27:25they're just a day
27:26and a half old.
27:28So Larry and Joan,
27:30they're going to stay
27:31right where they are.
27:33Nope.
27:33Oh.
27:33No, they're leaving.
27:37They're leaving.
27:39They're definitely
27:40gone.
27:40They're gone.
27:42Easy if you have
27:43fully grown wings.
27:47But the chicks
27:48have to find
27:48a different way
27:49of getting
27:49to ground level.
27:53There's just
27:53one small problem.
27:56The 800-foot drop.
28:02No flight feathers
28:03equals high likelihood
28:04of plummeting
28:05to your death.
28:08Starting as a baby chick
28:09and ending as
28:10a blood-soaked rock.
28:17Or does it?
28:23Let's go out
28:23to the edge
28:24of the cliff.
28:26Whoops,
28:27there he goes.
28:29For most of us,
28:30the fall would be
28:30a bad thing,
28:31but for these geese,
28:32that's a calculated risk.
28:36Science has worked out
28:37chicks have to jump
28:38between 36
28:39and 72 hours old.
28:42Any earlier,
28:43they don't have enough
28:44fluff to slow their fall.
28:45Any later,
28:46and their bones
28:46are too hard
28:47and brittle
28:48to survive the impact.
28:51Okay, science.
28:53Over to you.
28:54I hope you know
28:55what you're doing.
29:01Uh-oh.
29:02No, no, no, no, no,
29:04no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:04Oh, well, that...
29:07Oh, that was brutal.
29:10Oh, no, he does seem
29:11to be okay.
29:13Oh!
29:14Yikes.
29:16You know, 25%
29:17is nothing to be ashamed of.
29:18Mm-mm.
29:21Okay, little guy,
29:23it's all you.
29:25You got this.
29:28Just because your siblings
29:29met a horrible graphic demise
29:31doesn't mean
29:31that you're doomed too.
29:35From what I know
29:35about base jumping,
29:36which is, you know,
29:37almost nothing,
29:39this is good.
29:39I think he's got
29:40a real shot here.
29:45Left a bit.
29:50Left, left, left a bit,
29:51left a bit, left a bit,
29:53left a...
29:54Okay, hold that.
29:58Hold that, hold that,
29:59hold that, hold that,
29:59hold the...
30:00Oof!
30:01Not ideal.
30:03Shake it off.
30:03Shake it off.
30:05No, no, no, no,
30:06that's...
30:06Oof!
30:07Yeah, you gotta
30:08stick that landing.
30:10Nope, that's hard to watch.
30:15Okay, we're on the snow.
30:18And we're still going.
30:23Still going.
30:27And still going.
30:33Is he even alive?
30:35Ha ha!
30:52These shows are expensive,
30:53so we'll do them
30:53all in the silence later.
31:02Oh, look!
31:03He did, in fact, survive.
31:06And no thanks to
31:07Father of the Year over there.
31:13Don't worry,
31:13you'll grow to have
31:14a more nuanced
31:14and advanced sense
31:16of resentment
31:16in many years to come.
31:21I'm not going to defend
31:23Larry's parenting choices.
31:24He's a reprehensible father.
31:26But frankly,
31:27his last chick is alive.
31:28Not because of him,
31:29but, you know,
31:30despite him.
31:32But at least
31:33it still has its parents.
31:37Which is more
31:37than we can say for some.
31:43So,
31:44we're back to where
31:45we started
31:45with the parent
31:46with the parent
31:46who wins the prize
31:47for the least effort.
31:48But there's a prize for that?
31:50Oh.
31:51Mmm.
31:52Of course,
31:52that's not counting
31:53all of the absentee fathers.
31:57The Thompson's gazelle,
32:00petting out
32:00who knows where
32:01as soon as her tiny offspring
32:03exited her birth canal.
32:11will have to face the consequences
32:16of mom's lazy-ass approach
32:17to motherhood.
32:20There are so many ways
32:22it could be eaten.
32:24It could be chased down
32:25and disemboweled.
32:29Shredded to ribbons.
32:35You don't even want to know
32:37what she'd do to him.
32:39Or worse,
32:40be ruthlessly dismembered
32:42by jackals.
32:48To those of you
32:49still traumatized
32:49by Bambi,
32:50I am sorry.
32:52Me and my team
32:52are working relentlessly
32:53to find the hunter
32:55who shot Bambi's mom
32:56and bring him to justice.
33:04Oh, the slow motion.
33:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
33:08The sad, dramatic music.
33:14I think Junior's
33:15about to meet
33:16Bambi's mom.
33:26Oh, but wait.
33:27Who's this?
33:29You see, as we learned
33:30from Mrs. Ticklemouse's
33:31sad demise,
33:32Mother Nature is nothing
33:34if not a master
33:35of the misdirect.
33:39It's true that mom
33:40here wandered off,
33:41left her newborn baby alone,
33:43surrounded by
33:44cereal baby eaters.
33:46which is weirdly
33:47the name of my first band.
33:50But it's because
33:51she didn't want
33:52to draw attention to him.
33:54Truth is,
33:54she was always
33:55watching from afar.
34:00So when the jackals
34:01do find the baby,
34:03she can go
34:04from lazy ass
34:05to kick ass
34:08in 0.3 seconds.
34:22Because that's the thing
34:24about parents.
34:26We're not always perfect.
34:28We make mistakes.
34:31Sometimes we seem
34:32downright terrible.
34:36But at the end of the day,
34:38when it really matters,
34:40we've got this.
34:52And she's gone again.
34:55Are you
34:57kidding me?
34:59I'm not mad.
35:00No, I'm just disappointed.
35:03Oh, I sound like my mother.
35:06Hey, Tam Tam.
35:16One of the most interesting
35:17of all mother animals
35:18is the opossum
35:20who carries her liver of babies
35:21with her wherever she goes.
35:23She needs healthy boundaries.
35:25Sometimes one or two
35:26do fall off,
35:27but they usually find
35:28their way back to mother
35:29and the other babies.
35:31Not if you run faster
35:33than they can.
35:34Sometimes the opossum
35:35hangs by her tail.
35:36Probably trying to
35:37shake a few off.
35:38But soon they all
35:39settle down for a quiet nap.
35:42Oh, finally.
35:44Peace.