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05:33Pero no hay nadie aquí
05:37¿O no hay alguien?
05:48¿Tú has sido fooled por los farcales?
05:59sus framboyantes fríos no son mi idea de subtle
06:01pero aquí están permitiendo que se mezclen perfectamente
06:05mientras se va a hunting
06:15la muda de current
06:17ha simplemente lleno su cover
06:21eso es malas noticias
06:23para un hombre que depende del elemento de sorpresa
06:29si no vivas como un subterrador
06:32sin tener algunos pasos en tus brazos
06:37incluyendo
06:39walking
06:43eso no es malo para un pecho, ¿eh?
06:45pero con este hombre
06:46he aprendido a expectar la expectativa
06:52ahora
06:53he just has to motor his boat
06:55to a new location
06:56his next big target
06:59this place looks pretty good
07:01plenty of prey in these dark crevices
07:03reminds me of that airport bathroom
07:05in Minneapolis
07:07now
07:07watch the master at work
07:12a quick disguise change
07:14that takes
07:16two
07:18whole
07:19weeks
07:24two, what, two full business weeks?
07:31wow
07:31wow
07:41okay
07:41so he's not the most efficient criminal on earth
07:45but
07:46he gives him a mere 336 hours
07:50and he is transformed
07:51from a midwinter pale
07:53to a late summer
07:55dark and deadly
07:57it's perfect for blending in
07:59to his new hunting grounds
08:04and just like my internet browser
08:06incognito mode baby
08:11wow
08:14now all he's got to do is set the bait
08:16and reel him in
08:19what's the bait?
08:20oh, you know
08:20it's a bit of modified fin
08:22that looks like a worm
08:27it's a little gamey
08:28but, uh, it's also, you know
08:31chewy
08:32impossible to digest
08:37oh, that poor unsuspecting fish
08:41he will be missed
08:47gone
08:47in a few thousandths of a second
08:51and that
08:52was just the appetizer
09:01there's
09:01the main course
09:06and there's dessert
09:10and besides a little indigestion
09:14he's the perfect hidden hitman
09:19and a must for my lineup
09:35sadly
09:35with my international notoriety
09:37I've no hope of going incognito
09:41but you do not get the job done
09:43with undercover work alone
09:47we need intel
09:49and lots of it
09:57most animals out there
09:59subscribe to the same tired deal
10:01we all do
10:04you work hard
10:05you try your best
10:06follow the rules
10:07and you'll be rewarded
10:10well, we hustlers
10:12have a word for animals
10:13who fall for those instructions
10:15suckers
10:16marks
10:17targets
10:19morons
10:25these warblers are living
10:27the all-american dream
10:32teeny tiny white picket fences
10:35working day in and day out
10:37to put food on the table
10:37so their 2.5 kids
10:39can grow big
10:40and strong
10:45deeply resentful
10:46with their parents
10:47and all their hard work
10:49yes, those little
10:49won't understand it
10:50until they have their own kids
10:56but one of their little ones
10:58is turning out to be
10:59much bigger than the others
11:05to understand why that is
11:07we need to rewind the tape
11:09a little
11:14for weeks
11:15these hard working warblers
11:17have been under surveillance
11:22by a master
11:23of the secret sting operation
11:27that's right
11:28the cowbird
11:42she's been secretly
11:43staking out the nest
11:45keeping track
11:46of the number of eggs
11:47as they're laid
11:50and then
11:51all the warblers
11:52go off
11:53warbling
11:53or whatever it is
11:54that warblers do all day
11:58the cowbird
11:59comes by
12:00to drop off
12:01a very special package
12:04and if she's caught
12:06her plan will be ruined
12:11but my colleague
12:12has an unusual talent
12:14perfect for an aviary infiltrator
12:16she can lay an egg
12:18in under 7 seconds
12:27boom
12:27special delivery suckers
12:30this inexplicably giant
12:32extra egg
12:33might seem pretty obvious
12:34but these warblers
12:36are dumb as a bag of bricks
12:40how do you still exist
12:42to these literal bird brains
12:44it checks out
12:49but don't go thinking
12:50that this is a one-off
12:51no no no no
12:52this is just a tiny part
12:54of a whole empire
12:55of espionage
12:58over one season
12:59over one season
13:00the cowbird gathers data
13:01on multiple nests
13:04memorizing their locations
13:05and monitoring their status
13:07ready to hit each nest
13:09with an extra egg
13:10when it maximizes
13:11her own chick's chances
13:15and she's got no fancy
13:16mainframe computer
13:17mind you
13:19the most impressive part
13:21is all that intel
13:22is safely stored
13:23in her high-powered
13:24pistachio-sized brain
13:28by the end of the season
13:29this feathered little egg dispenser
13:31can have laid up to 50
13:32stealthy eggs
13:33in unsuspecting nests
13:41now that's a hustle
13:46the warblers
13:47they never appear to catch on
13:49to the reason
13:49that one of their babies
13:50is so oversized
13:54they feed him
13:55and raise him
13:56along with their own brood
14:03and by outsourcing the work
14:05the cowbird produces
14:07far more chicks
14:08than she could
14:09on her own
14:11as parenting goes
14:13it's a masterstroke
14:19and as an example
14:20of reconnaissance
14:21it's just genius
14:26and the reason
14:27that she's the one
14:27I trust
14:28to be the eyes
14:29and ears
14:29of my operation
14:39so I have my master of disguise
14:41and surveillance specialist
14:43but what about
14:44when we need equipment
14:48well when it comes
14:48to making something
14:49out of nothing
14:50turns out I know
14:51just the guy
14:52I just need to pry him
14:53away from the ladies
14:59welcome to Wales
15:02don't call it England
15:06beautiful country
15:07and allegedly great place
15:09to go into witness protection
15:23they call my next associate
15:25the spider
15:30because he's
15:31well he's a
15:33he's a spider
15:38with this one
15:39what you see
15:40is rarely what you get
15:44but charm like this
15:45can entangle anyone
15:52he's out doing
15:53what he does best
15:58searching for a lady spider
15:59willing to mate
16:07luckily for him
16:08some females
16:08want to be found
16:13and they leave
16:14a trail of silk
16:14for him to follow
16:16been there
16:24but if something
16:25seems too easy
16:28it's usually because
16:29there's a catch
16:40yes a trail of dead bodies
16:42is a bit of a red flag
16:52this is the female
16:53she's a man-eater
16:55literally
16:58eats them
17:01the last five guys
17:02well let's just say
17:03they got more than
17:04they bargained for
17:10so our spider friend
17:11is going to need a plan
17:12and he's thinking
17:13the perfect gift
17:14might do the trick
17:15the perfect gift
17:17obviously being
17:18the corpse of a fly
17:21but his skills
17:22don't extend
17:23to web building
17:24to catch food
17:28and catching flies
17:29on foot
17:32is really
17:34hard work
17:43he's got to get creative
17:44and use his special set
17:46of skills
17:49counterfeiting
17:55and what could he offer
17:56in place of a juicy fly
18:00flowers
18:01that's what my man
18:02flowers
18:05expertly dressed up in silk
18:07to look like the real thing
18:14flowers are not as popular
18:16in the spider-verse
18:17as they are in the human world
18:19but as long as she doesn't notice
18:21until he's gone
18:21my old friend might just get away with it
18:29understandably
18:30he's a bit nervous
18:35after all it's a first date
18:37with a serial killer
18:39we've all been there
18:41the trick is to get out of the car
18:43as quickly as he can
18:45time to present the spider woman
18:47with his generous package
18:50careful now
18:58she seems to be taking the bait
19:00and if you don't want to know
19:01what spider sex looks like
19:02look away
19:03now
19:09even though you won't
19:10I know I'm not
19:12I'm never looking away
19:15that's hot
19:17but mostly
19:18weird
19:21you're still looking
19:22aren't you
19:22me too
19:22I can't stop
19:25oh
19:25so gross
19:27but so beautiful
19:29so majestic
19:31but mostly gross
19:36so he got away with it this time
19:38but I did say
19:39he's got an insatiable appetite
19:41for the ladies
19:42and he never did learn to quit
19:44when he was ahead
19:50he keeps on wrapping flowers
19:52and keeps on fooling females
19:58until he starts to get complacent
20:00wrapping up any old trash
20:09and as all forgers know
20:11when your handiwork
20:13starts to get sloppy
20:15that's the day
20:16consequence comes
20:18knocking at the door
20:22that's right
20:24that's the day
20:26you get nailed
20:34R.I.P. spider
20:35you died doing what you love
20:37I guess this is one job
20:38that I'll be pulling off
20:39without you
20:45so I find myself
20:45with a vacancy
20:46in my lineup
20:48I'm thinking
20:49maybe it's time
20:49for an infiltrator
20:50someone
20:51comfortable
20:51being behind enemy lines
20:55trouble is
20:56there's always
20:56that one character
20:57that takes the acting
20:58way too far
20:59and goes 110%
21:01full method
21:03and I love
21:04working with method actors
21:06when your process
21:07has to become
21:08my process
21:08that's teamwork
21:17these fancy feathered show-offs
21:19are male roughs
21:28once a year
21:29thousands of these birds
21:31fly all the way here
21:32from Africa
21:34for what I believe
21:35the Nordics call
21:36a super friendly
21:37good time sex party
21:48the males are joined
21:49by less extravagant
21:51looking females
21:54among them
21:55is my contact
21:56Philippa
21:59she and the other ladies
22:00are met with a dance
22:01extravaganza
22:03that involves
22:04more feathers
22:05than a cabaret
22:05and a chicken coop
22:26but what usually happens
22:27when a bunch of
22:28egomaniacs face off
22:29in a high stakes
22:30dance contest
22:34yeah
22:34it descends
22:35into a little
22:36slap fight
22:45keep going
22:45it doesn't look stupid
23:00the males
23:01they're so busy
23:01scrapping and posing
23:02that most of them
23:03forget they're even here
23:04to mate it all
23:13which must be a little
23:15frustrating for the females
23:16who have flown 4,000 miles
23:18to
23:20not get any action
23:25but that's when
23:26Philippa steps up
23:34while the males are busy
23:36fighting each other
23:38she sneaks in
23:41and mates
23:42with the females
23:44yes
23:45you heard me
23:46plot twist
23:48big one
23:50Philippa is actually
23:52Phil
24:06this method acting genius
24:08is one of the 1%
24:10of the male rough population
24:11that has female plumage
24:15this way he avoids the brawling
24:19and gets close enough
24:20to the ladies
24:21to make sweet sweet feathery love
24:25and when it comes to
24:26staying in character
24:27Phil is nothing short
24:29of a professional
24:30even letting the other males
24:32mate with him
24:33to maintain the disguise
24:38that's commitment
24:40textbook infiltration
24:44and thus I have come
24:45180 on method acting
24:47there it is
24:49that's why you do it
24:50that's why you commit
24:53by the time the other males
24:54figure out they've been played
24:58he's out of there
25:01leaving them
25:01nothing to do
25:02but carry on
25:03fight dancing
25:10ok guys you can stop now
25:11the ladies are all gone
25:14you know what
25:14you actually keep going
25:15this is the one
25:15this is the one
25:16that's going to solve it
25:25no matter how stacked
25:26your lineup is
25:27when pulling off a heist
25:28you never know
25:29when you might hit a snag
25:34that's why every team
25:35needs someone
25:36with a cool head
25:37and the smarts
25:38to figure their way
25:39out of a tight spot
25:43and they don't make him
25:44any more cunning
25:45than they do
25:47down and down
25:54one of my guys
25:55is about to demonstrate
25:55exactly how you come out
25:57swinging
25:57when your back
25:58is against the wall
26:02because he's about to come
26:03up against
26:04her
26:06an assassin bug
26:13and take it from me
26:14she didn't get that name
26:15by helping old ladies
26:16across the road
26:25she's searching the forest
26:27for her next victim
26:32and is homing in
26:33on my little friend
26:34the mad
26:35hatter pillar
26:39a name earned
26:40by sporting some
26:41of mother nature's
26:42most unusual head apparel
26:45but unfortunately for him
26:47he's about to enter
26:48the most vulnerable stage
26:49of his life cycle
26:52after gorging himself
26:53on leaves
26:54he needs to shed his skin
26:55which has become
26:57too tight
26:57for his body
27:00think of it like
27:00trying to wrestle
27:01your way out of a
27:02sleeping bag
27:02that's two sizes
27:03too small
27:04or early 2000s
27:05skinny jeans
27:06while wearing a
27:07Halloween mask
27:07with a unicorn horn
27:08on your head
27:09not saying that I've
27:10done that
27:10but a lot of things
27:11happened in the early
27:132000s that you carried
27:14over right into 2019
27:16like skinny jeans
27:17and you just think
27:17wow I should have
27:18why didn't someone
27:19say something
27:19I've been married
27:20and you could have
27:20you know
27:27oh no
27:30the assassin bug
27:31is closing in
27:40as he finally leaves
27:41his old skin behind
27:42he holds on to one bit
27:45the head
27:48because it turns out
27:50his pointy headgear
27:51is not just a fun hat
27:53it's four stories
27:55of previous head skin
27:57all stacked
27:58on top of the other
28:01and his secret weapon
28:03in the fight
28:03against would-be assassins
28:10when it comes to
28:11carrying out
28:11all the murdering
28:13the assassin bug's
28:15evil looking
28:15pointy mouth part
28:16is capable of
28:18stabbing
28:20liquefying
28:20and sucking up brains
28:22all in one neat
28:23pointy package
28:26but only
28:27if you know
28:27which head
28:28is the real one
28:40she's utterly bamboozled
28:41by the Hatterpillar's
28:42four story head hat
28:51and doesn't know
28:52where to strike
28:55in her confusion
28:56she targets
28:57the fake heads
29:02harmless to the Caterpillar
29:03who then uses
29:05his head hat
29:10as a weapon
29:34blow by blow
29:35the Hatterpillar
29:36battles the assassin bug
29:38to the edge of the leaf
29:40and
29:41well
29:41so long assassin bug
30:01the Hatterpillar
30:02is a must
30:04on the crew
30:06and as I always say
30:07don't bring a knife
30:09to a head fight
30:10I never say that
30:11but I did that just now
30:14alluding to the fact
30:15that I do say it often
30:16but I don't
30:27so I've got almost
30:29every underdog
30:30I need to pull off
30:31the perfect crime
30:33there's just one
30:34critical thing left
30:36every team needs
30:37someone
30:38to take
30:38the fall
30:44and this family
30:45and this family
30:45knows all about that
30:49the jackals
30:54an extra mouth
30:55to feed
30:56has put pressure
30:56on these guys
30:57to deliver the goods
31:01trouble is
31:02everything they might hunt
31:04is either too big
31:07too fast
31:11or too much
31:12of a psycho
31:13oh you know
31:14who you are
31:15Barry
31:16remember that time
31:17in Baton Rouge
31:18yeah you do
31:22and frankly
31:22when you've eaten
31:23termites once
31:25it's one time
31:27too many
31:32but other animals
31:34are managing
31:35to catch food
31:47maybe steal something
31:57you do not want
31:58to steal from this guy
31:59though
32:01unless you're prepared
32:02to deal with
32:03the fallout
32:16some of the team
32:17approach from the front
32:25but while the lion's
32:26eyes are on them
32:31the real hero
32:32sneaks around back
32:34his job
32:35is to distract
32:36the big guy
32:40and if he wants
32:41to come out alive
32:45he'll have to get it
32:45just right
32:50knock knock
32:51bufasa
32:55he has to run
32:56for his life
32:57but he draws
32:58the lion off
32:58for just long enough
33:04the rest of the pack
33:05can make off
33:05with the goods
33:09back to the den
33:13to vomit up the spoils
33:14for their hungry child
33:16get it all out
33:17hold his hair back
33:19there you go
33:26and as for this legend
33:28he took the heat
33:30and this time he survived
33:35so there you have it
33:37my little black book of associates
33:39all masters of deception
33:41and all together
33:42everyone I need
33:44to pull off
33:45the big one
33:48but we're not done yet
33:50there's something else
33:51you need to know
33:52about me
33:56the reason I
33:57get to be the brains
33:58of this whole operation
34:01you know that part
34:02of the movie
34:02where you realize
34:03there's slightly more
34:04to a crying caper
34:04than meets the eye
34:05that's this part
34:10so let's take another look
34:12at my Bali operation
34:20my light fingered monkey cousins
34:22may be fantastic
34:23at stealing the small stuff
34:27and while they're busy
34:29doing that
34:29I figured out
34:31the thing humans value
34:32above all else
34:36they're willing to trade fruit
34:37for their glasses and hats
34:39right
34:40so I figured
34:42they'd give a whole lot more
34:43for the tiny glass boxes
34:46that hold their souls
34:51you know what
34:54I was right
35:03it may not be much to you
35:05but around here
35:06an egg is an upgrade
35:07on a mango
35:12I've run the numbers
35:13and it's 16.25 times
35:16better for protein
35:19but forget technicalities
35:20all you need to know
35:22is it's a stroke
35:24of genius
35:25carried out by yours truly
35:27the mastermind
35:30always one step ahead
35:34I'm sorry
35:35I'm working on my evil laugh
35:40news just in
35:42of an audacious heist
35:43police are calling
35:44the crime of the century
35:47forensics say
35:48they are mystified
35:49by traces of fur
35:50feathers
35:51and what looks to be
35:53a tiny sleeping bag
35:54found at the scene
35:57meanwhile detectives
35:58say they are searching
35:59for a
36:00am I reading this right
36:01a fish
36:02some birds
36:03a jackal
36:04a caterpillar
36:06and a monkey
36:07thought to be
36:08the ringleader
36:09of the operation
36:11all remain at large
36:14I love a heist movie
36:17this one's giving me
36:18Rat Pack vibes