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Pushers S01E01 Skyfire Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00Are you the fucking me?
00:11Oi! Stop!
00:13Fuck!
00:14Make me disable me!
00:36The man came in, don't want to look at me and cut my benefits in half.
00:48You've had a toxic cerebral palsy since birth?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Due to a complication loop on the exit side,
00:59I didn't breathe for 17 minutes.
01:05I really wouldn't recommend it.
01:10How did your cerebral palsy affect you on a daily basis?
01:15My speech, obviously.
01:18And when I walk, I drank one foot behind.
01:24You ticked.
01:25Walking long distances brings you considerable pain.
01:30Got here.
01:31You don't seem to be in considerable pain.
01:36Good words.
01:37Not in pain.
01:45Moving on.
01:46Do you regularly soil yourself?
01:52Oh, God.
01:58Come on.
02:01Oh, God.
02:03Now get away.
02:03Push me the fucking light up.
02:05Oh, God.
02:06Sorry.
02:08Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:10Aye.
02:10Aye.
02:10You're, erm...
02:14Don't I, erm...
02:19They wish I had been a co-op story.
02:21I don't stop being co-op.
02:24I thought she drowned and not big enough.
02:31Could've been the last day.
02:33Mm.
02:34I think we went to school together.
02:39You and Sheridan, right?
02:44Fuck!
02:46Fuck!
02:47Fuck are you, man!
02:48Hey!
02:49Fuck is Emily Dawkins!
02:51Wait, I thought you died.
02:53Oh, no.
02:55That was that other disabled kid.
03:00The other one.
03:00Wendy.
03:02Potato.
03:03Potato.
03:04Potato.
03:04I haven't seen you since the fires.
03:10Nobody believed that sweet little Emily were involved.
03:13I could get away with anything.
03:17What are you here for?
03:19And I pealed, but I fucked it.
03:24I told him I don't soil myself.
03:28Yeah, you've got to plan a system.
03:30Mam.
03:32Do you soil yourself?
03:34Yeah.
03:34Can you wipe your own arse?
03:36No.
03:37Are you in pain?
03:44Just your regular doula ditch over here.
03:47She's got that multiple scoliosis thing right,
03:51but it's not that bad.
03:52Slerosis, you dull fuck.
03:54Slerosis.
03:55And what helped my view?
03:58One foot.
04:00Half a size bigger than the other.
04:03Look at him.
04:07Bizarre.
04:09And I did genuinely fucking shit myself.
04:12But I'll have an ankle completely fucking bad.
04:18So, what do you do for a job like?
04:21I work for a charity.
04:25We check if workplaces have accessible rooms.
04:32And then we give him a sticker if they do.
04:40Oh, I love stickies, man.
04:46So, the toilets pay well?
04:48It's voluntary, but Jo, our boss, she's amazing.
04:58She'll start paying us soon.
05:02We have an office in the back.
05:08Is that where they keep the donkeys?
05:13Yeah, it is.
05:17Don't it stink?
05:20Yeah, it does.
05:22Luke, it's a bit random, but...
05:25You need 50 squid.
05:26You can deliver this tomorrow at 10.
05:29Flat 42 going to the house.
05:30I'm too busy to do it myself.
05:34What's in it?
05:35Kinky shit.
05:36I sell whips, plugs, clamps, flashlights.
05:43Kinky.
05:44Well, you are when you stick your cock in one.
05:46Well, it pay over to a bit dodgy.
05:49Aye.
05:49Where is it?
05:50Take yourself.
05:53I'm saved under fit, boy, from assessment centre.
05:56Text me when you change your mind.
05:58I won't.
06:00You fucking will.
06:02I won't.
06:04Will.
06:05I won't.
06:06I won't.
06:09I won't.
06:13I won't.
06:16I won't.
06:17I won't.
06:18I won't.
06:19I won't.
06:20I won't.
06:21I won't.
06:26I won't.
06:27Mr Andrew Haddon, my name is Hope, and I work for a Bracklington-based disability charity called
06:32We See You.
06:33Here's now a convenient time to speak.
06:38When might be a convenient time to speak, Mr Andrew Haddon?
06:45Half past fuck off.
06:49That's disappointing.
06:50Just hang up.
06:53Hello, Emily Dawkins.
06:55No, I was speaking to Emily Dawkins, not you, Andrew Haddon.
06:58May I ask you one final question?
07:01Would you prefer disabled people simply shat in their wheelchairs?
07:05No, genuinely, I'm interested.
07:18The phone's broken, so I'm off to lunch.
07:21Meal deal.
07:22Harry Potter?
07:23No!
07:26Hurry up.
07:27Oh, I signed for a parcel for Joe.
07:30Oh, thanks.
07:32Make any phone calls?
07:35Phone calls?
07:37Who to?
07:40Don't worry.
07:41Enjoy your meal day up.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:55Hmm, Joe.
07:59I got a notification about a parcel.
08:02Hi Joe.
08:03No.
08:04A parcel.
08:06No, nothing's here.
08:09If it comes, I could come to yours.
08:14Drop it off.
08:16Cheeky glass of wine.
08:20It's only lingerie.
08:21No rush.
08:22Hot and cool and groovy.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29Listen, erm...
08:32Emily, do you know why I started this charity?
08:36She want every workplace to be welcoming and accessible to all disabled people.
08:50Yeah.
08:51But specifically, Soho Farmhouse.
08:53Did you know they only have two disabled parking spaces and, like, one accessible toilet?
08:58No, we, er, we rang up and, actually, they have a life.
09:08Did it?
09:08It's abhorrent, Emily.
09:10Let's talk donations.
09:12Yeah, you first and then I'll offer me two pence.
09:19Have we had any donations?
09:20Two pence.
09:22And technically that was a bank interest.
09:28Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about wages.
09:35Well, listen, lovely, I can't afford to endlessly pour money into this little thing.
09:40Bring in those juicy donations, yeah?
09:43Book assessments.
09:44And then, perhaps we can go to Soho Farmhouse together.
09:49Check out the toilets.
09:52But if nothing improves by the end of the year,
09:55we'll have to shut down.
09:57Please, don't make me be that person.
10:11What am I looking for?
10:12What am I looking for?
10:13What am I?
10:16What am I?
10:18What am I?
10:19What am I looking for?
10:20Oh, God.
10:23What was that?
10:24Bitty lady.
10:41The bin.
10:43The bin.
10:45The bin.
10:46The green bin.
10:48What?
10:48Don't keep saying what.
10:50You're out of bins.
10:51The bin.
10:52Go to the bin.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:55There we go.
10:58Come on.
11:00There's a white envelope.
11:02Got it.
11:05All right, all right.
11:07Bye.
11:07Don't say bye.
11:08Fuck me.
11:10Rude.
11:19Fuck you.
11:34Fuck you.
11:37Fuck you.
11:38Bye.
11:45Jennifer Norris.
11:46I always wondered, you know this . . . .
11:49You work with donkeys.
11:50What kind of animal is an ...
11:53is a noot?
11:59Don't worry.
12:02Viets stink now.
12:05Right.
12:08over half.
12:09We are dead.
12:10Never open the serious-looking ones, just chuck it.
12:14Dear Miss Dawkins, why did I act a little bit in that I'm single?
12:22And aging. You're past your prime.
12:25I'm writing to inform me that you would pay your words until it's acceptable.
12:35I told you, mate, you should have dribbled. Even I dribbled it.
12:38I'm only to be seasoned immediately.
12:45Fuck off and die, love from the DWP.
12:53Did they actually write that?
12:55So I lose a few quid, they gave me father.
13:00Cos I can walk to work and talk to the end of my nose.
13:07Cos my index finger.
13:15That's not lingerie!
13:18What do they want me to do?
13:23Just stay stuck here in this house, shitting in a natural napkin?
13:34They ate a big fucking brain!
13:37What the fuck are you doing?!
13:47Shit! It was drugs!
13:52Cos it was drugs, man!
13:55You seriously thought I was running an underground sex toy business?!
14:04Sure!
14:05Cos it was drugs,ć³ćć, and you?
14:28Cos that's
14:29The ideal drug mule is a good old girl with an obvious disability.
14:37So...
14:37Viola!
14:41Viola!
14:43Viola!
14:45You can pass off any powder, as your meds, or say,
14:50a nice man fucking gave him me, right?
14:52And then start fucking screaming.
14:54Play up your cerebral what's it, right?
14:57We can make shitloads of fucking money!
15:01Here, smell it.
15:04Smell it.
15:08Yeah.
15:10If we go smell.
15:13You alright?
15:14Onions?
15:16Am I alone?
15:19Oh my God.
15:20Oh!
15:28What's this then?
15:29I dropped a bag of flour.
15:33Sugar!
15:33Flour?
15:34Yeah, I was making flapjacks.
15:38Big cakes.
15:39Flapjacks don't use flour.
15:40A lovely big flapjacks cake.
15:47Alright.
15:48Yeah.
15:50When's it ready?
15:52We ate it.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Before you cleaned up?
15:56Oh, we were well hungry.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Yeah.
16:03Alright.
16:04Bye bye Mr Hawkins.
16:06Yeah.
16:06See you later.
16:08Bye helpful boy!
16:11No problem!
16:13Just go, okay?
16:16Listen.
16:17I'll climb for a bit, yeah?
16:19Yeah.
16:21Think about it.
16:22Alright.
16:24Okay.
16:25Bye bye!
16:27Bye bye!
16:28I bet you'll keep that money.
16:30I will.
16:30You will.
16:32Well.
16:33Good day, Dad.
16:35The best.
16:36I've got my front page for October.
16:39A guy on the estate is stealing lead.
16:42It's a lead about lead.
16:48That joke will work written down.
16:52Fuck.
17:04Oh.
17:06Hi.
17:07Hello.
17:08Hello.
17:09Remember me?
17:11It's part-up lady.
17:14No pressure.
17:16But can we swap back our part-ups?
17:22It'd be great for my conscience.
17:26Yeah.
17:27If we could.
17:28Good.
17:30You want your packet back, yeah?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah.
17:34You want me to sell it to you?
17:35Yeah.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Would that be good?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Are you fucking filming me or something?
17:39Are you fucking filming me with your little camera?
17:41Excuse me.
17:41With your little fucking camera?
17:41When's the last thing in the gangsta?
17:44When's the last thing in the gangsta?
17:45I'm not a fucking time-taker move.
17:46When's the last train in the fucking gangsta?
17:49I'll fucking bounce you up and down.
17:50Move.
17:51Give me that money.
17:51Give me this.
17:52Give me this.
17:54Crips out, crips.
17:56Hold me bit.
17:57Fuck.
17:57Oh, fuck that.
17:58Please.
17:59Yeah.
18:00There's your fucking time table.
18:02Hey!
18:02You lot!
18:03You stay right there!
18:05Well, it's not as if we're Usain Bolt and fucking Paula Radcliffe, is it?
18:09Don't touch that dog.
18:10Is that what you teach dogs to do now, is it?
18:12More disabled people?
18:13What are you?
18:14underside police or the fucking SS?
18:16Just stay there, sir.
18:18I need to talk to-
18:19Well, a couple of porky bulls get mugged in broad daylight.
18:22And now you're setting vicious dogs on us.
18:24I want to speak to the young lady now, sir.
18:27So, shut up!
18:29Are you alright?
18:32Can you tell me what's wrong?
18:37I can't help it.
18:43Am I in trouble?
18:47Of course not.
18:49Erm...
18:50Ooh!
18:51Er...
18:52Got a go.
18:53Erm...
18:54Did you want to file a report?
18:55No.
18:56Can you kill me since the police man?
19:11Did you nearly piss yourself?
19:16At least a good beer, that.
19:19Thank you for beating the living shit out of that man.
19:29How can I ever be paying you?
19:37Glowy.
19:39Yeah, I probably won't give you a Glowy.
19:46Worth a try.
19:49How about a pint?
19:53And that's why I have to have iodine injected into my urethra.
19:56I wouldn't recommend Belgium.
20:00What's your backstory?
20:02Oh, I used to tell people at school that I wasn't like this,
20:11cos my dad was Stephen Hawking.
20:17Fancy a cocktail?
20:19Did I do women in here?
20:22Nah, I'm fucking joking.
20:24We're having the lager.
20:25Two more please, Dave.
20:30Well, look who it is.
20:32Emily Dawkins.
20:33About your money.
20:36Did you bring your habits?
20:39Shush.
20:40He's on paleo.
20:41He's trying.
20:44Ewan, I lost the money you left me, but I got some of the drugged back.
21:01No worries.
21:02You're not angry.
21:05Nah, I'm happy.
21:06Happy Ewan, that's what Nan calls me.
21:08So he's not here to break my legs.
21:13That would be the point.
21:15Nah, this is minibus and I see you.
21:16Alright, I'm my see you.
21:18He has a minibus.
21:19Nice one.
21:20When's the last day in the gangsta?
21:23Oh, he on.
21:24We're old friends.
21:27Right, okay.
21:29Well, if you need me, I'll be...
21:35shooting poo.
21:39Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:43You.
21:44You brought me there.
21:46I did.
21:47One word.
21:49And they would tear your face right off.
21:57So we do have a good laugh, don't we?
21:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:00We have a good laugh, don't we?
22:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
22:03So did you think about what I said, yeah?
22:04Yes.
22:04Yeah, yeah.
22:05It's a no.
22:07Oh, come on then, right.
22:08You're perfect.
22:10You're a lonely, boring, single woman
22:13rapidly hurtling towards middle age.
22:15Am I right, my see I?
22:17100%.
22:17You're invisible.
22:19You're nothing.
22:21You have a lovely way with words.
22:26You're gonna come work with me, aren't you?
22:29Let me think about this properly.
22:33The charity don't pay me.
22:37Shit.
22:37Pray, prospects.
22:38Tick.
22:39And I'm stuck living with my dad.
22:44No life.
22:45Tick.
22:46Oh, sad dad.
22:47Tick.
22:47Well, you look quite well, by the way, old Steve Hawkins.
22:50Yeah, you're talking normal again.
22:53What would happen if I get caught?
22:57If you was caught, they're just like, we'll look at you and they'd be like...
23:02...
23:05Fuck it.
23:07Fine.
23:08But don't show until I clean my dad.
23:12It's your milk or cocaine, see the deal.
23:16Are you dealing cocaine on a Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins?
23:19No. Why would you think that?
23:25Not again!
23:44No. Why would you think that?
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