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The Neighbourhood UK S01E01 (2026)
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00:04In the heart of the Peak District
00:10Lies a picture-perfect village
00:12Morning, Graham
00:13Morning, Kim
00:14Have they arrived yet?
00:15Not long now
00:16But appearances can be very deceiving
00:22Six real households from across the UK are about to move in
00:25Hello, hello!
00:27Hello!
00:29Mum!
00:30They'll compete in a street-sized popularity contest
00:33Where the last house standing take home a quarter of a million pounds
00:37To win, they'll need to keep their neighbours on side
00:40You guys should all come over later
00:41We'll show you a good time
00:43We want to take you with us to the final
00:46Or they'll risk being voted out
00:48The first remover will take place in one hour
00:53Walk over to the house you'd like to remove
00:55And plant that sign outside the front door
00:58Game on
00:59This is so intense
01:04They have left the group chat
01:07Oh my God, there is
01:08There's only one way to guarantee their safety
01:13Winning a neighbourhood challenge will give them immunity from the next removal
01:17What?
01:17In the belt!
01:18This is neck and neck
01:20250 grand
01:21We are willing to do whatever it takes
01:25So, who will play ruthless to beat the rest?
01:28Well, well, well
01:29So you can have a secret alliance but we can't
01:31They'll stab you in the back just like that
01:33They're poisoned
01:34While staying popular enough to survive the votes
01:37The right vote would be to go peskers
01:39No way
01:39Could you imagine what everyone would say about us?
01:42Fake people
01:43It's just they're all so nice to your face
01:45And can they ever really trust the people next door?
01:49It looks like we could have been snaked
01:50I just didn't expect so many families willing to like sell each other out
01:54I'd rather protect my family than get in bed with a lot of snakes
01:58No, no, no
01:59The truth will come out
02:01Come on!
02:03It's not just about keeping up with the Joneses
02:06You're here to beat them
02:08Whoa!
02:18We've been added to the neighbourhood group chat
02:20Wow!
02:22Yeah!
02:22How are we gonna win this money?
02:24Just put me forward for all the challenges
02:25Not just smash the challenges
02:26Yeah
02:27Like we say we can put Lucas up for things
02:29But what if it's spelling?
02:31Can't put Lucas up for spelling
02:33Why are you digging me up for?
02:36It's moving day for our six households
02:41We're all about to embark on the game of a lifetime
02:45We've got to come up with a plan to win this
02:47John
02:48You need to be on your best behaviour
02:50What do you mean?
02:51You just do
02:54If we do win the money, guys, what do you reckon we'll do with it?
02:56Well, you're moving out
02:58That was instant
02:59That was a no-brainer
03:01I just want to make friends
03:03Friends on 250K
03:04What would you like?
03:04Yeah, I mean, I've got plenty of friends, haven't I?
03:10Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
03:15Oh, look at all the plants!
03:17Oh, you're gonna have a field day here
03:18Oh, the pub! Tony!
03:20Where?
03:21This way!
03:22This way!
03:22Rub, see you a little bit better!
03:25Oh, look!
03:27I'm here with my husband, Tony
03:30And this is Ruben, my son
03:32We have an amazing blended family together
03:35Ruben will be the mediator if we annoy anyone
03:38I can empathise with them
03:39Because I'll know what it's like to be annoyed by these
03:43Oh, look!
03:44I think this is your room, guys
03:45Very nice
03:46Big shower as well, babe
03:48Yeah, Ruben, can you get the room furthest away from our space?
03:51Guys!
03:52All the time! I can't handle it!
03:56Oh, mate, this looks mustard
03:58Look at this!
03:59Oh, Mum, we can have a coffee!
04:01Oh, the cafe!
04:02Oh, there's another family!
04:04Oh, there's lots of them!
04:06Hi!
04:08Hi!
04:09How are we doing?
04:11Hi!
04:12We're the Bradens, we're from Leon C in Essex
04:15We would definitely be underestimated
04:17but I think that's a superpower
04:19I feel like being underestimated is probably the best thing that ever happens to me
04:23because it gives me a chance to prove people wrong
04:26Oh, isn't it beautiful?
04:29Really nice
04:29This looks huge!
04:31You have to be humble in victory, modest in defeat
04:33Or is that the wrong way round?
04:35Modest in victory, humble in defeat
04:37There we go
04:40What do we have? Ducks, baby ducks
04:41Do you know what this reminds me of?
04:44Emmerdale
04:45Hello!
04:47Jesus Christ
04:48Mum
04:48Mum
04:49Leave them to do their thing
04:52Leave them alone
04:52They will come out when they're damn well ready
04:55Hello, mate!
04:56How are we?
04:56How are we doing?
04:57You alright?
04:58Nice to meet you
04:59Nice to meet you too
04:59We're the Bradens
05:01We're the Condolas and Sandra
05:03First alliance done
05:04Don't vote for us, we won't vote for you
05:06There we go
05:07Do you like samosas?
05:09I love samosas
05:10How brilliant
05:12I don't boast
05:13But I know I can cook
05:14They do say the way to anybody's heart is through the stomach, don't they?
05:19Thank you very much
05:21We'll see you soon
05:22Ta-da
05:22Thank you, cheers, see you later
05:25So they were siblings, mum and then a grandson
05:29Yeah
05:29I think you boys stuff in your faces already
05:32Oh, I need a water
05:33What, is it spicy?
05:35Yeah, a little bit
05:35Oh, it's lovely, what are you talking about?
05:38Well, wipe those crumbs off your face, Nathan
05:40The rest of the neighbours are here
05:42First impressions count, by the way
05:44Is that why you wore that shirt?
05:46Whoa
05:48Someone's coming
05:49Someone's coming
05:50We're home
05:52Discussers!
05:53Oh, my God
05:58There it is, look
05:58Oh, it's got a name
06:01Oh, look, they've bought a picture of the dogs
06:03That's cute
06:06Oh, my God
06:07Oh, my God
06:10We're besties already
06:11We're besties
06:12Let's go, I'm so excited
06:13Come on
06:14Yay!
06:16It's beautiful
06:17Yay!
06:20They're gonna be our competitors
06:21They're gonna be our uni students
06:23Yeah
06:24Oh, my goodness
06:28Look at this
06:29Oh, this is stunning
06:35So, now that all the households are in the neighbourhood
06:37The removal team ding-dong on those doorbells
06:44Yo!
06:46Let's go, let's go, let's go
06:54That's great
06:59Oh, my God.
07:00Hi.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:01Oh, my God.
07:03Hi.
07:04Oh, my God.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:06Hi.
07:07Hello, everyone, and welcome to The Neighbourhood.
07:10CHEERING
07:13Some of you have already met, I know,
07:15and I'm sure you're itching to meet everyone else.
07:18So, this is the Pescutt family.
07:19Hello, welcome.
07:20Are you enjoying that side of the clothes?
07:22Absolutely fantastic.
07:23Yeah.
07:23It is the nice side of the clothes.
07:24No offence, no offence.
07:25Exactly.
07:27Hello to you, the Scouse house.
07:28Hi.
07:29I don't want to worry people, but I saw Rosie carrying in a guitar.
07:32I mean, yeah, I'm a beginner.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Don't expect anything from us.
07:37That sounds even worse.
07:40My name is Lindsay, and this is my girlfriend, Rosie,
07:42and this is my twin sister, Louise.
07:45I'm older by 42 minutes.
07:50Any other musicians here?
07:51Yeah, I make music.
07:52I'm a rapper.
07:53Oh.
07:54You're not to flex on the sleeve at me.
07:55LAUGHTER
07:57And, uh, Lossman Sturricks.
07:59The Blue House is nice, isn't it?
08:00Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
08:01It's so handy for the cafe, I thought.
08:03And the pub.
08:04And the pub, yes.
08:05The Condola Samaras.
08:07You were carrying a big box of samosas, you had.
08:09Yes, yes.
08:11Ooh.
08:11They were lovely.
08:12So, we've shared with you next door.
08:14Nathan loved it.
08:15He was struggling.
08:16He was struggling.
08:18Is it too hot?
08:19A little bit, yeah.
08:19And, Christine, you're a big baker.
08:21Yeah, I like doing sweet stuff.
08:23That's OK.
08:24You can bring the savoury.
08:25A great compromise.
08:26Well, I can do the cakes, cos I did bring my mixer.
08:29There's a bake-off!
08:32We're very competitive as a family, but we're very together as a family.
08:38Our strategy for winning sounds quite simple, but we'll make friends as much as we need to.
08:43Yeah.
08:43And we'll keep them on side as much as we need to.
08:45But there'll always be a knife ready to go in the back if it needs to, which it will, and
08:48I'll do that.
08:51Well, take a good look around.
08:54Because in this neighbourhood, it's not just about keeping up with the Joneses.
08:59You're here to beat them.
09:02You'll all live together 24-7.
09:05But every few days, you'll be at risk of being voted out by your new neighbours.
09:10In what's known around here as a removal.
09:15But there is a way to save yourself from this.
09:18By competing in neighbourhood challenges.
09:21Win one of these, and you'll be immune from the vote.
09:24And you'll be playing your first challenge, right now.
09:32I mean, I'm still in the middle of unpacking.
09:34No, I'm scared.
09:35I've still got to sort my ninjas out.
09:37I've got to get my crochet blanket on the sofa.
09:40They've only just arrived.
09:44My first neighbourhood challenge is a chance for the households to get to know each other.
09:48And it's about to get everyone in a spin.
09:52This is a washing line like no other.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:57Oh, no time.
09:59Standing seven metres tall.
10:01It's amazing what you can find on Facebook Marketplace.
10:04Minikas!
10:05You can have them back when we're done, Sunita.
10:08All my days.
10:09I feel like people will be like, oh, uni students are not too serious.
10:12But we are very competitive, and we are here to win.
10:15Welcome to your first immunity challenge.
10:18Airing dirty laundry.
10:30Yes, well spotted, everyone.
10:31That is a seven metre high washing line.
10:34Oh, no.
10:35There's always one neighbour that wants one bigger than everyone else.
10:40This challenge is about airing dirty laundry in public.
10:44And your neighbours may be finding out things you'd rather they didn't.
10:48To play this game, you'll be hanging from the line all the way up there.
10:54Oh, no.
10:55Oh, no.
10:57Anyone having second thoughts?
10:59Just think of your hair, Alicia.
11:01It looked beautiful.
11:02I know.
11:03Work it. Work it.
11:06When the washing line spins, the household member that successfully retrieves an item of clothing will then answer a question.
11:15Written on the label is a fact or confession about one of your neighbours.
11:20You must work out which household it applies to based on first impressions.
11:27I'm definitely competitive.
11:29I am one of those dads that will not let their children win.
11:33Even though I have to try and make it look like that they're winning,
11:37but I just sneak through at the end and kind of score the last goal.
11:41I am cringing.
11:48So applaud.
11:49Oh, and one more thing.
11:51That washing has been up there for quite a while.
11:54So it might have built up a bit of static.
12:05My mum getting electric shocks.
12:08She's 71 years old at the end of the day.
12:10And I shouldn't be enjoying this.
12:12But I am.
12:13Oh!
12:16It has begun.
12:18Which household has a member who has been married four times?
12:22Who's been married four times?
12:27Can you stop looking at me now?
12:30Married four times?
12:33I think it's between Lozman and Biscuits.
12:38I think it might be the Peskers.
12:40No vents.
12:43They're looking at you, Wendy.
12:45I disagree, unfortunately.
12:47What do you think, bro?
12:49I'm going to have to go with Kandora Sunrise.
12:51I've definitely given off the wrong impression, haven't I?
12:54I doubt it.
12:55So that answer is...
13:00Hooray!
13:01No points, I'm afraid.
13:03I think it's that lady there sitting on the chair like she just don't care.
13:09I think with the Kandolas, maybe Sunita is, you know, the one that I might bite head with a little
13:17bit.
13:18She just gave an energy and you can tell she's head of the household there.
13:24Someone here has been married four times.
13:27Christine.
13:28Are you stopping at four, Christine?
13:30What?
13:30I don't know.
13:31What?
13:33What?
13:36What?
13:40I couldn't stop laughing at my dad up there.
13:42He would not stop swinging his legs.
13:45Faris-y.
13:46Oh, oh, orange!
13:48Which household has a member who once received the police escort to McDonald's because they urgently needed the toilet?
13:54I mean, that could be anyone.
13:57We've all been there.
13:59Off the top of my head, I'm going to say uni boys.
14:01Are we locking in that answer?
14:02Locking in.
14:03You are incorrect.
14:07It wasn't.
14:08Who was it?
14:08It wasn't a wee.
14:09It was a number two.
14:12Sunita!
14:13In the neighbourhood, we have to be our authentic selves.
14:17We're loud and we're proud.
14:18Being Punjabi from the South Asian community, the biggest barrier is for women to move on after divorce.
14:26But I would say for the first time in my life, I feel completely aligned with who I am.
14:33Sorry, Roop.
14:37Oh, my God!
14:38Oh, my God!
14:40Oh, bless her!
14:44This could take a while.
14:48Let's hear from the Bradens.
14:49Come on, Gail.
14:50Which household has a member who says cats are pointless, boring, miserable, moody and shit?
14:56Ooh!
14:58That's me.
15:03Didn't they come in with dog pictures?
15:05Yeah, it's got...
15:05Hang on.
15:06What do you think?
15:07The pescets?
15:07I'm going the dog.
15:09You're all going for pescets?
15:10I'm going to look that in.
15:12I can reveal that that answer is...
15:17...incorrect.
15:18Oh, jeez.
15:22Who thinks cats are awful?
15:24They're just a bit shit, aren't they?
15:27You stroke them and they bite you and...
15:30I can't believe you said that about poor animals.
15:33George is a bit like Marmite.
15:35You either love him or you hate him, but we are so strong as a couple.
15:40Three years married and I love absolutely everything.
15:45Everything about that man.
15:51All right, Lindsay, here we go.
15:53Ah!
15:56Which household has a member who has done the full Monty for charity?
16:01Look at the faces, Linz.
16:02I reckon his day because he's got that poker face on, he's been staring me down.
16:07I'm thinking the Braden.
16:09Lindsay, it's the Losman Sturk's all day.
16:12Okay.
16:13Okay, I'll trust, just but I don't agree.
16:14Okay, you're saying lots of answers.
16:16I can reveal that answer is...
16:21Correct!
16:21Yay!
16:25Please reveal who did the full Monty.
16:28It was Gordon!
16:31Oh, my God!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:38Oh!
16:39Very dramatic.
16:41They're not nice!
16:42Alicia's quite sensitive, I feel.
16:45All right, Christine, read that label.
16:47Well done, Mum.
16:47Which household has a member who studied astrophysics at university and now works for Greggs?
16:56Wow!
16:58What are you thinking, Mum?
17:03All right, Miss Harrison.
17:05We're pointing towards the Peskans, yeah?
17:09Yeah, I'll go the Peskans.
17:11I can tell you that that answer is...
17:17...correct!
17:17Yay!
17:19That's insane!
17:20Yeah!
17:24So, as a rocket scientist, do you know how they make the vegan sausage rolls?
17:28I can't share the recipes, I'm afraid.
17:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:30The science is beyond us.
17:32We don't...
17:32We don't know.
17:34That's mind-blowing.
17:35He's gonna know a lot about cooking and the stars.
17:38Right.
17:39That's it.
17:40All laundry has been aired and I think we've learned a lot.
17:43At the end of that game, we have a tie at the top between the Losman Surricks and the Scouse
17:51House.
17:52Which means...
17:53We go to a tie-break question.
17:58The average UK household does how many loads of washing a year?
18:04A year.
18:04The closest answer will win immunity.
18:09Please write an answer on your boards now.
18:13Four.
18:14Think of the accounts of all family.
18:16Most people are families.
18:17Nine a week.
18:18Nine a week, Julia, do you?
18:19Then you've got your bed.
18:23Just take it.
18:24Okay, the Scouse House will come to you first.
18:27What's your answer?
18:27We said 286.
18:30286.
18:31Losman Surricks.
18:32We said 314.
18:34314.
18:35And I can now reveal that the actual answer is...
18:44270 loads per year.
18:51Scouse House have won immunity in the first removal.
18:56Congratulations, ladies.
18:58The Scouse House getting immunity.
18:59I was looking like, yes, get in there.
19:02Because when we came in, I feel like that was the house that we could really bond with the most.
19:07So I was very happy that they won that challenge.
19:12I think winning came as a surprise to the other households.
19:14I just think they wouldn't have expected it from us.
19:16So I think the fact that we've just smashed it, now we're going to be on people's radars.
19:20Scouse Girls are destined for greatness.
19:22Write it down.
19:22Always.
19:32And look how pretty it is.
19:34It's lovely, isn't it?
19:36Here is our house, everybody.
19:38Cool.
19:39That is not our house.
19:42Following their successful spin cycle, it's sweet dreams for the Scouse House after winning immunity in the challenge.
19:49I doubt they'll even mention it.
19:52Championes! Championes! Ole, ole, ole!
19:57I bet they're having a little party, they've won.
19:59Imagine at 3am.
20:02For all the other households, the removal looms large.
20:06As one of them will be leaving the neighbourhood tomorrow.
20:10Our plan was to get to know our neighbours and build that connection.
20:14And that's what's going to save us at the end of the day, you know what I'm saying?
20:16Whether we get immunity or not.
20:18We need to get a good relation with the people that are dominant.
20:23I think we need those Scousers out.
20:26Yeah, yeah.
20:27They are clever girls.
20:29I like the Candola Samras.
20:31Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're cool.
20:33I think we'll get on well with them.
20:34Yeah.
20:35My hope is that the Candola Samras are too in your face.
20:42Like, every time there was something, they had something to say.
20:48Those questions are going to have put thoughts into people's heads about what kind of people we are.
20:54Do you know what I mean?
20:55Mm.
20:55This family next door, I think, our family we need to watch.
20:58They're all pretty fit guys in the sense that if there's a...
21:02And mum's obviously got wisdom.
21:03A challenge.
21:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:05Between them, they'll cover a lot of areas.
21:08Mm.
21:08As nice as they are...
21:10Still a game.
21:10We've got to be honest, no shit's given, this is a game.
21:13You won't get remembered for coming second best.
21:16We are here to win.
21:29It's the first morning in the neighbourhood for our six households.
21:33Ooh.
21:35Later today, they'll choose who they want to remove from the close.
21:41I'd crank up that charm offensive of over them.
21:51Are other people twitching and looking out the window?
21:53Probably.
21:54I don't think anyone wants to be the first.
21:56Shall I go out on a mission?
21:57Or we all go.
22:01Morning.
22:05Cappuccino and an Americano?
22:07Yes, please.
22:10Neighbour.
22:10Neighbour.
22:11How's it going?
22:12You all right?
22:13Yeah, how are you?
22:13Thanks for seeing me.
22:14Feel good?
22:15How are you doing?
22:16Good to finally meet you properly, you all right?
22:18Come on, this is Nathan's time to shine.
22:20Yeah, I think so too.
22:22I know winning challenges is really, really important, but it is also about getting people
22:27inside and making connections and being popular, otherwise you get voted anyway.
22:32Obviously there is five of us, so I think we are quite at risk.
22:38How are you feeling?
22:38I'm all right mate, how are you?
22:39Yeah.
22:40Not bad, not bad.
22:42Are you guys football or not?
22:43We all sport Liverpool.
22:44All Liverpool.
22:45All Reds, okay.
22:46I run a ladies football team.
22:47Do you really?
22:48The United Ladies.
22:49So impressive.
22:50What do you do?
22:51I work on the oil rigs, but I do comedy as well.
22:54Do you like a bit of stand-up and that?
22:56Yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:57You do?
22:58Yeah.
22:58Do you?
22:59Just like little open mics and stuff like that.
23:03How long have you been doing it for?
23:04Four years now.
23:05I was really in a dark place and then I started doing comedy.
23:08I know it sounds a bit soppy, but I had quite a bit of a rough time when I left
23:13the military.
23:14Right.
23:14So I do all of my gigs, like my comedy gigs, raise money for men's mental health.
23:18Wow.
23:19Brilliant.
23:20That's amazing.
23:20Thank you so much.
23:21Yeah, no, I love that.
23:22There was like events that happened when I was over in Afghan where people unfortunately
23:26didn't come back.
23:28Years later, I got hit by PTSD.
23:30Although it had a detrimental effect on me afterwards, it also turned me from an 18-year-old
23:36schoolboy into a 19-year-old man very quickly.
23:40And now I appreciate a lot more things in life.
23:43I appreciate the fact that I'm here with my mum and Dave and Katie.
23:47It makes you appreciate every single day more.
23:49Thanks for sharing that.
23:50No, no.
23:51That's not fun.
23:51I really do.
23:52I love that though.
23:53Like, if you want time or whatever, I'll help you with that.
23:56Thank you so much.
23:57Because I know what it's like.
23:58Like, I had to write a letter when I was like 18.
24:02Ugh.
24:05To say that I might not come back.
24:08And then you see people complaining about the price of eggs and that.
24:12Like, nice one.
24:17That's life, innit?
24:20See you a bit later, guys.
24:21Can I give you a hug?
24:23Because that was...
24:23Of course you can.
24:24That was a really amazing way.
24:27Outside the neighbourhood, I surround myself with a lot of gay women.
24:30Jordan doesn't appear to be a gay woman.
24:31So I think it was surprising to find that, you know, we had so much in common.
24:36He seems to be like a really nice guy.
24:38So I'm looking forward to getting to know him and his household a lot more.
24:43What?
24:43Oh, what?
24:43No, it's...
24:44It's Jordan and Rosie.
24:49What's Dad doing?
24:51Nathan's ordering cake for himself.
24:53Erm, can I take?
24:54Yes.
24:54Just a millionaire's shortbread, please.
24:57What is that one?
24:58That's a chocolate cake.
24:59Do you want one?
24:59You sure?
25:00Yeah.
25:00Do you want one to?
25:01I'll have a little slice of that, if that's all.
25:03I'm your little slice.
25:09Are you made to do it, mate?
25:11I feel like he's like an earth angel.
25:13But I am...
25:15Am I a fool?
25:16To believe the boy?
25:17Yeah.
25:18I think...
25:19I think he definitely seems lovely.
25:21He's a charitable man, however, at the end of the day, we're in here.
25:24Yeah.
25:25For one angle, which is to win.
25:26And we all can't win.
25:27Yeah.
25:27I've got my guard up.
25:28We might still have to snake him at some point.
25:30We do.
25:31I know.
25:31I know, cos he seems really, really nice.
25:34I know.
25:34Don't be fooled.
25:44Jordan, there's a load of cats in here for him.
25:46Oh, that is so funny.
25:47I like cats.
25:48I don't know what he's all about.
25:49I love cats.
25:56Meow.
26:03Good man.
26:04Meow.
26:06Really?
26:08My first gift to you, Jordan.
26:09In the cafe, there was tons of them.
26:11You didn't even notice.
26:13Thanks, mate.
26:15A lot of people think more of animals than they do of humans.
26:18I didn't say that I wanted to strap them to a firework.
26:21No, did I?
26:21You said they're shit.
26:23I said, they are shit.
26:23You don't see the point, Anna.
26:25They are shit.
26:26Yes, Anna.
26:27No, this is the thing, right?
26:28No, no.
26:29Cos this annoys me, this, right?
26:30I don't care.
26:31Yeah.
26:31I do when we're getting cat shit put through our letterboxes.
26:34No, cats are shit.
26:35Cats are boring.
26:36Cats are pointless and cats are moody.
26:37They are.
26:38But you're not getting a point, mate, with Ria.
26:40With five other families and they all could be animal lovers.
26:43Yeah.
26:44But that's not my problem, is it?
26:45I don't like cats.
26:46They're miserable.
26:46Bit like yourself.
26:47It's coming out at the worst possible time.
26:50That's the thing.
26:51The thing is, I couldn't give a shit.
26:53I stick by what I say.
26:55Well, it bothers me because there's so many animal-friendly people.
26:58No, but so what?
27:00Who cares if there's animal-friendly people that haven't said that?
27:02Why doesn't you care?
27:03If people don't like the fact that people think cats are boring and shit,
27:06then sue me.
27:07You might end.
27:07No, because you all get...
27:09Don't walk away.
27:13People might think that what I said was unfair, right?
27:15But I hope that the way I come across now is that I'm just honest.
27:19Like, I speak my mind.
27:20If they want to start voting for us because I didn't like a cat,
27:24then the war's on.
27:32What's today's plan, bros?
27:34I'd say today's plan is we energise ourselves up
27:37and then we go and meet the balance.
27:39Yeah.
27:39That's it, bros.
27:40Time to cook.
27:42Exactly, bros.
27:43Absolutely right.
27:44I'm a very awkward person because growing up,
27:48I always used to move school, so I was always a new kid,
27:50so I was just always quiet,
27:52and I'd just sit in my room playing video games,
27:54so I didn't really socialise too much with people.
27:57It smells so lovely.
27:58We got all our candles and everything.
28:00Hello, hello, hello.
28:01Hi, yay.
28:03Coming into uni and then meet a fad, he's taught me, like,
28:06there's more than just sitting in my room.
28:08Hey, Nathan.
28:09I'm taking over, mate.
28:12Nah.
28:13This is nice.
28:14When we're out here, we can't walk five minutes without him saying,
28:18yo, oh my gosh, what's up?
28:19And then having a conversation with someone.
28:21So that's helped my social skills and just getting me a bit more
28:24comfortable talking to other people.
28:26Nah, I'm actually jealous of this house.
28:29We've got to be really careful, because if they want this house,
28:32they might try and get rid of us.
28:33Nah, nah, nah, you don't.
28:34I don't have to worry about that.
28:35We'll have the house.
28:36I'm only joking.
28:37You're a rapper, are you?
28:38Yeah, I'm in music, like, obviously.
28:40I'm not, like, a big rapper, yeah.
28:41But, like, I'm getting them.
28:42Give them something.
28:43Give them something for the rap.
28:44Hey, hey.
28:46Do the beat.
28:47All right.
28:48Hey, look.
28:56In the place to be, as it is plain to see, DJ.
29:02You have to say, I was in the neighborhood.
29:06I love you already.
29:10I'm a charming boy, you know?
29:11Some people may call it flying.
29:13I may just call it charming.
29:14I met my boys from...
29:17Boy, oh boy, I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing,
29:20because I do it best.
29:21Trust me.
29:22So, guys, what do you think about other households?
29:25Nick stories.
29:26Mum's quite the big character.
29:29Yes.
29:29Tony just does as he's told.
29:32Do you think there's many people with a game plan?
29:35Yeah.
29:35100%.
29:36You really like him, don't you?
29:38Really?
29:38Well, this is...
29:39So, it was Jordan that gave the story, and I really like him.
29:41And I almost don't want to like him, because I don't...
29:44That's what I'm saying.
29:45I don't know if he's so clever at what he's doing.
29:48Oh, he's just a genuinely nice bloke.
29:49Oh, he is a genuinely...
29:50Oh, he's probably a nice bloke.
29:50You can tell he's a genuinely lovely guy.
29:53But then you've just got to watch out for that, haven't you?
29:54Mm.
29:56Because he's the player in that family.
30:03Rude, we're going down to pub, mate.
30:04Are you answering?
30:05Straight up.
30:07Ah, the neighbourhood local.
30:10Look at that.
30:12Thank you, mate.
30:12Thank you very much.
30:13Beats a cafe, doesn't it?
30:15I told Kim you said that for me.
30:16It's the perfect place to work out who is friend and who is foe.
30:23Good shot.
30:24We saw each other over the fence, and they're the only family that got a samosa.
30:28Oh.
30:28So I'm really sorry about this.
30:29OK, sorry.
30:31Can I just make an apology for myself before we start?
30:34I've actually got a thing called a hemofacial spasm.
30:36And what happened the other week, I had Botox, but they put it in the wrong place.
30:39Instead of putting it there and there, they put it here, here and here.
30:43And it completely froze my face.
30:44So if I look like Elvis Presley, that's the reason why.
30:48So, even though I'm 85, I look a lot younger.
30:51Yeah, you do.
30:52No, I'm only joking.
30:53I'm all dark, yeah?
30:54I'm 66.
30:58So what's your story, then?
31:00Work-wise, so I work with young people with social, emotional and mental health.
31:04You know, young people that haven't been in school for, like, a couple of years
31:06or young people have been excluded, you know what I mean?
31:09I love what you're doing.
31:11I, like, specialised foster carers now dealing with teenagers
31:15who've got a lot of, like, complex crisis needs.
31:18For me, when we've come in here, there's not someone...
31:20I've looked around and gone, oh, fucking hell, will you shut up?
31:25You know what you say, though, mate, right?
31:26If you look into a room and there's nobody that you think's a bit of a dick,
31:29it's probably you.
31:35Oh, shit.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:39What's it saying?
31:40Attention, neighbours.
31:41The face remover will take place in one hour.
31:46Oh, my day.
31:49Head straight home and decide which of the other households you want to remove.
31:54That is so bad.
31:56Are you, like, joking?
31:57I wish we could, like, come to your house and see you, but...
32:00Maybe we'll have another chance.
32:01Yeah.
32:02Good luck, my darling.
32:03Angel, we'll be all right.
32:04You don't know.
32:05You don't know.
32:06Nothing in there.
32:08Oh, my God.
32:10One minute, we were having the time of our lives.
32:13Next, we've got to go vote.
32:16Honestly, water down our...
32:25Have you heard the news?
32:26No.
32:27We've got to make decisions.
32:30It is the first removal.
32:32We are voting on first impressions, and you don't want to see anyone go, but it's a game
32:37at the end of the day, and we've got to play it to win.
32:42All right, Amanda.
32:44All right, boys.
32:47What are your thoughts?
32:48I think after the conversation I had with Jordan today and everything, I just think, like, I don't think I'd
32:53vote them out.
32:56Um, Sunita, she doesn't feel approachable, that's...
33:00I mean, she hasn't come up to us.
33:02You see the sambusas, they've got them.
33:04They're like, I know what they're trying to do.
33:06Sunita, she's very vocal.
33:08She says it how she sees it.
33:10She's going to have power and other challenges to come sometime, someday.
33:14Just going off the conversation I've had with Dave now, he was like, we're going to be okay.
33:20Maybe he's indicating you save us, we'll save you.
33:23I don't know.
33:25Who's going to be our speaker?
33:26I'm happy to do it.
33:27Stone-eyed killer.
33:29All right, move to it.
33:30What do you think?
33:32Brighton.
33:32I think because they have got that big spread of experience and age.
33:37We haven't collected any of them.
33:38We haven't.
33:39Yeah, I haven't spoke to the mum, I haven't said a word to the mum.
33:42I haven't said a word to the mum.
33:44Let's talk about the Bradens.
33:46Lovely lad.
33:47Lovely, lovely.
33:47So nice to be able to catch up with them today.
33:50They're very outgoing, but...
33:51Yeah.
33:52I know those type of people, I can identify them, and it's fake.
33:57Our biggest competitors is the Uni Boys and the Bradens.
34:01I think everyone is going to vote for the Bradens.
34:04Do you think?
34:05Yeah, they're such a strong team.
34:08Like, a solid, solid, solid team.
34:10And the Uni Boys are.
34:14I don't know how much Jordan like me, though, because I did...
34:16I don't know.
34:16No, he's come out guns and blazing, hasn't he?
34:18Yeah, he has, and it's worked.
34:21There's five of us, there's three generations.
34:24We don't fly under the radar.
34:25We would be quite an easy option as to why we would be voted.
34:31The Lozmans won't be voting for Sunita.
34:33Not a chance in hell.
34:34No.
34:34What are we going to do?
34:36We've got to go with the crowd.
34:37But we don't know what the crowd's doing.
34:39Yeah, you don't know.
34:39But there's more chance that they're going to go with them than them.
34:42100%.
34:42They will.
34:45We lock it in.
34:45Oh!
34:48Oh, my God.
34:50Decision decided.
34:52It's hard.
34:53I feel sick.
35:03Good luck.
35:05Good luck.
35:08The time has come.
35:10You're not going to give me a cuddle, boy?
35:12All right, bro.
35:13Good luck, bro.
35:13Good luck, brother.
35:14Love ya.
35:34We've been ourselves.
35:35But if we got voted off first, I would be mortified.
35:40This is going to be hard, but we're here to win this.
35:43So we need to eliminate all competition.
35:47Me and the boys worked a lot on our strategy.
35:50So going home fast will be heartbreaking.
35:54At the end of the day, there's Ā£250,000 up for grabs.
35:59All of us need the money.
36:00It will change our lives.
36:04This is the first removal.
36:18These are your for sale signs.
36:21When I call your name, you must take your sign, walk over to the house you'd like to remove,
36:26and plant that sign outside the front door.
36:31Remember, as the Scouse House won the Neighbourhood Challenge, they have immunity from the removal.
36:38If there is a tie, they will have the deciding vote.
36:43I've got to crochet.
36:44I'm getting too stressed.
36:45You're going to stay there?
36:46Yeah, I'm going to stay here.
36:47Just keep talking to me.
36:48If I watch it, I'm going to get too anxious.
36:51And as the household with immunity, Scouse House, we come to you first.
36:58Oh, it just needs to be over with.
37:00I can't deal.
37:03Rosie, please place your vote now.
37:08Don't come here.
37:08Don't come here.
37:09Don't come here.
37:10Who's she going for?
37:13It's horrible.
37:14It is horrid.
37:15I just want them both to just go anywhere.
37:18So do I.
37:21Come on.
37:22180.
37:23And turn around.
37:26Oh, shit.
37:27Oh, my God.
37:27I can't, I can't.
37:31No, why is she looking this way?
37:33No.
37:33Oh, my God.
37:37What?
37:37It's not us.
37:39Oh.
37:43Damn.
37:47Scouse House has voted the Uni Boys.
37:50Okay.
37:53Could even look us in the eyes.
37:55Oh.
37:56Oh, my gosh.
38:01She has to go stand next to him.
38:03What?
38:04Why?
38:05Rosie, you went for the Uni Boys.
38:08Why?
38:08What was she thinking?
38:10Um.
38:11Now she's got to tell them why.
38:13Oh.
38:14Pretty much, we just feel like you guys are our biggest competitors in this short amount of time that we've
38:20known each other.
38:21All right.
38:23We basically see you as our biggest threat.
38:26Oh.
38:27Betrayal.
38:28So that thing, I'm going to just go back to Oxford and work, man.
38:32We tried.
38:33It's not evil, bro.
38:34That's one vote.
38:36Was it a rogue move to reveal to everyone who we think is the biggest threat?
38:42It's the turn of the Peskids next.
38:45Oh, I feel so bad.
38:48Paul, if you'd like to take your sign.
38:51Oh, gosh.
38:53Oh, shit.
38:55Oh, no, I'm not watching.
38:56No, I'm not watching.
38:57You can do that.
38:57Paul's coming this way, isn't he?
38:58Is he actually?
38:59Yeah.
38:59Is he actually?
39:01He's coming to us.
39:02Is he?
39:03Yeah.
39:05Yeah, he's coming right down here, mate.
39:08Wait.
39:10No, he hasn't.
39:11No, he hasn't.
39:11That's not us.
39:13Oh, my God.
39:13No, he hasn't.
39:15No, he hasn't.
39:16No, he hasn't.
39:17No, he hasn't.
39:18It is what it is.
39:20It's disheartening because it's like, as much as you don't want to take it personally,
39:25you kind of do, don't you?
39:27Of course you do.
39:28Oh, that's put a smile on my face.
39:30That's giving me a glimpse of hope.
39:32Yeah, I don't want no more betrayals, bro.
39:34Well done, Paul.
39:35I knew I lied to you, mate.
39:37Don't mean nothing.
39:38No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't.
39:40No, no, no.
39:40We're not like absolute idiots.
39:40Yeah, don't, don't, don't, yeah, don't.
39:43So, Paul, the Gondola Samra, what was the Peskid thinking?
39:46We just don't feel that Tony and Sunita may be given enough effort to us as individuals
39:53and as a family to find out about us, but it's early days and, of course, we had to choose
40:00somebody and, yeah, it's hard, but...
40:03It is what it is.
40:04It is.
40:04And Tony, we've all been authentic.
40:07We've been ourselves, so...
40:13Oh.
40:14What's that?
40:15Sorry, um, Reuben and Jordan just nodded at each other.
40:20All right, it's the turn of the Lossam and Sturricks.
40:23Oh, Jordan looks like he's gonna cry.
40:27Jordan, your sign awaits.
40:33Be nice.
40:37Where's he going?
40:40Ah!
40:41Yeah.
40:42Oh!
40:42Yeah!
40:43He's not walking this way!
40:43Oh my God, is he coming to us?
40:45Just tell me the truth.
40:46Yeah, he's coming, man.
40:52Oh, my.
40:57It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone Braden's
41:00Braden's!
41:01What the hell?
41:05Oh bloody hell this is opening it up
41:07That is all day long because you are Jordan's biggest threat
41:10All day long I'm telling you now for a fact
41:16I feel really bad now
41:19Yeah but it's not personal isn't it?
41:22I know, I know
41:24So Jordan what was it about the Braden's?
41:27We've obviously had a very limited time to meet people
41:30We haven't had much of a chance to speak to you
41:33We just clicked instantly with a few more people so that's just what we had to do
41:37It's not like you've made the effort is it?
41:41Nathan it's time for the Braden's, please place your vote
41:48Oh well Nathan, this is the bit I hate
41:54Oh
41:54He's going, he's going
41:56In first
41:57He's going this one
41:58Oh my god, oh my god
41:59Oh my god
42:00Told you
42:02Yep he's coming here
42:03Yeah
42:06No
42:09I didn't think they would get two
42:15Done
42:17Oh Nathan, Nathan
42:19Nathan
42:20Sorry
42:21Oh good boss
42:22Oh well done Reuben
42:24Take it like a gentleman
42:27All right Nathan, we know how you voted
42:29Why?
42:30If we want to go further in the competition
42:32You have to look at people and try and work out who's got a game plan
42:35Who's going to be the biggest threat?
42:36If we are the first to go
42:39We've got to kind of take that as a compliment
42:42We were viewed as the biggest threat
42:45So far
42:46The Peskid family
42:47No one wants you to leave the close
42:49The Scouts House
42:50You're of course immune
42:51The Lozman Sturks also have no votes so far
42:55The Uni Boys
42:56You have one vote
42:57Tied with the Braden family
42:59Also with one vote
43:01Two votes for the Godola Samaras
43:04If we get a third vote, we're done
43:07Reuben
43:08From the Godola Samaras
43:09Please
43:09Place your vote
43:11Hard Reuben's voting
43:13Come on Reuben
43:15Oh, okay
43:16Okay
43:17Come on
43:17180
43:18Yes!
43:20Yes!
43:20Yes!
43:25He's got lots more Sturks
43:26What?
43:27He's gone over here
43:28I don't know who else
43:29He is
43:30So has he done us?
43:32He's gone over here
43:34He's gone over here
43:37He's coming to us
43:38Is he?
43:40No he isn't
43:41So him and Jordan at the Alliance?
43:44Yeah
43:44Fine
43:44It's alright mate
43:45No worries
43:51I feel really poo about that
43:55We're safe, we're safe, we're safe
43:56Oh my goodness
43:58Carers
44:00We're safe, we're safe, we're safe
44:01Right, contain it, contain it
44:02Contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it
44:04Contain it, contain it, contain it
44:04Yeah!
44:06Let's go mate
44:07Yeah!
44:09Yeah!
44:10Yeah!
44:10Do you like this?
44:11I told you
44:12Let's go
44:13Teeny boys are pure boys
44:14We're going to do a party tonight
44:16We're going to party
44:17Come on, come on
44:17It's between us
44:20And Nathan's family
44:21The Bravens
44:22Yeah
44:24I'd just be intrigued to see what their reasonings were
44:28So, Reuben's the Braedens, why?
44:30We wanted to go for the people we saw as the biggest threat
44:32They're the biggest household
44:34They could cover a large variety of situations
44:36Any challenges that come up
44:38We just thought they were the safest bet
44:41Whatever happens
44:42We're either in a tie or we're out
44:44Yeah
44:44So, it's wherever his vote goes now
44:46So, we've got to rely on uni boys now
44:49If they've played us, then good on them
44:52Yeah
44:55Farhad, it's time to show us how the uni boys have voted
44:59Right, Farhad
45:00You've got to
45:01Please, take your sign
45:05Oh man, this is going to go to the wire
45:07I can't cope
45:10If he's done us mate, then yeah
45:11He won
45:14He's coming this way
45:15Easy
45:17Has he gone arse?
45:18I think he's looking over
45:19He's looking over
45:19Arse?
45:20Is he looking at arse?
45:21Please
45:24Oh shit
45:26Shush, Taryn
45:28Shush
45:32Oh my god, Farhad
45:37Oh my god, Farhad
45:38Next time on The Neighbourhood
45:40The Scouse House
45:41They have to really try to get our good bits
45:43Because we're coming for them
45:44I think we're trying to stab some bucks
45:46No, it's going to make you unpopular
45:47You're not going to win it by being popular, are you?
45:49You need to tell me how
45:50You've got to see this one
45:51I can't deal with this
45:52I can't deal with this
45:52Go on, sit in the corner then
45:53Cry about it
45:54You don't get your own wire
45:55You start slagging people off
45:57You've got to employ some dirty tactics
45:59No way
46:00No way
46:01No way
46:01It's time to put that smell to work
46:03It's competition time
46:04Time to sharpen the knife again
46:06No
46:07What is this?
46:09It is time for today's Neighbourhood Challenge
46:11Nasty Gnomes
46:13Each nasty gnome has the power to change the game
46:19Well that wasn't the twist I was expecting
46:21There was no reason for...
46:22You're not taking all the..
46:22There's no reason for me
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