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The Neighbourhood UK S01E02 (2026)
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00:01Gather round, because I've got some juicy neighborhood gossip for you.
00:05Six households moved in to keep your enemies close.
00:08Hello, hello! Hello!
00:11And they're not just here for the tea and biscuits.
00:13They're here to compete for a quarter of a million pounds.
00:18Everyone's here to win. We cannot forget that fact.
00:20To succeed in this game, they will need to stay popular.
00:24I was in the neighborhood.
00:25I love you, really.
00:27As these neighbors can vote out whoever they don't want next door.
00:31Don't vote for us, we won't vote for you.
00:35The only way to guarantee their safety is to win immunity in one of my neighborhood challenges.
00:42Last time, the Scouse House got it.
00:45But the dirty laundry left a bad smell.
00:48If they want to start voting for us because I didn't like a cat, then the war's on.
00:53If somebody says something I don't agree with, I'll tell them.
00:57At the removal, our households showed their hands.
01:01We basically see as our biggest threat.
01:04And it was the Condolas and Samra and the Pradens who were first in the firing line.
01:10Oh, I can't cut them.
01:12So which one of them will make an early exit?
01:16Please, please, please.
01:16Is he looking at us?
01:17Please, please, please.
01:18Oh, shit.
01:19Shush, Tone.
01:21Oh, my God, Tone.
01:31Two votes for the Condolas and Samras.
01:37Tied with the Braden family, also with two votes.
01:43I can't watch.
01:44This is it.
01:45The uni boys, if you vote for either the Bradens or the Condolas and Samras, they will be removed.
01:51Whatever happens, we're either in a tie or a row.
01:55Yeah.
01:55So it's wherever his vote goes now.
01:58So we've got to rely on uni boys now.
02:01If they've played us...
02:02Then we're done. Yeah.
02:06Farhad, it's time to show us how the uni boys have voted.
02:10Right, Farhad, you got this.
02:12Please, take your sign.
02:16Oh, man, this is going to go to the wire.
02:18I can't cope.
02:20If he's done us, mate, then yeah.
02:22He won't.
02:24He's coming this way.
02:26Is he?
02:27Has he gone off?
02:28I think he's looking over, yeah.
02:29He's looking over, please, please, please, please.
02:35Oh, shit.
02:37Shush, Tone.
02:38Shush.
02:39Come on, please go to the orange.
02:40He's coming.
02:41Yes.
02:41Please go to the orange.
02:43Please, please, please.
02:43Yes, yes.
02:44Coming to us.
02:50Oh, man.
02:53We're out of here.
02:57Just didn't want to be the first ones out.
02:58It's a compliment.
02:59You have to look at it that way.
03:01Otherwise, you just beat yourself up.
03:03We couldn't have done anything different.
03:05Yes.
03:05Well done, uni boys.
03:06Well done, well done.
03:08Yes.
03:09Come on, uni boys.
03:10Yes.
03:10Well done.
03:11OK, OK.
03:12Yes.
03:14Then watch Jordan.
03:15Watch Jordan.
03:16Oh, man, this is going to be so awkward tomorrow.
03:19Condolas, I'm sorry.
03:20I'm sorry, man.
03:22We have nice pupils, innit?
03:23I mean, we are two, innit?
03:26Shh.
03:27Farhad, why?
03:28We picked the condolas because we kind of thought they were a bit disingenuine, like, giving up.
03:34You know?
03:35For us, it kind of looked like a household with a game plan.
03:39Reuben, do you have a game plan?
03:41Er, no.
03:42Honestly, that's just what we do in our courtyard.
03:44But, like, my mum cooks at home for the neighbourhood.
03:47I think that's just a bit of a shit reason.
03:54Reuben, let's get the rest of your household out here.
03:56Tony, be nice, OK?
03:57I'm always nice.
04:01They're coming out.
04:02They're coming out!
04:03Oh, no.
04:05It's all good, it's all good.
04:07Condola Sammer household with three votes.
04:09Your neighbours have decided your time is over.
04:13I'm sorry to say that you have been removed.
04:16Anything you'd like to say to your neighbours?
04:18It's disheartening.
04:19We didn't want to be first out.
04:22And you're not going to get your Indian now.
04:26You've got to look at it positively,
04:27and I wish everyone the best of luck.
04:31Oh, bloody hell.
04:32Favourites much.
04:33Who knows that?
04:36It's been an amazing experience.
04:38Something to add to our memory box.
04:40All two days of it.
04:41It took us longer to get here.
04:46Well, we're going to miss you here on The Close,
04:49but I'm afraid you must now leave the neighbourhood,
04:51so please hand over your keys.
04:55Here you go, mate.
04:56Thank you very much.
04:57Thank you for having us.
04:58The removal team will take care of your possessions.
05:02Two removal people.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:05No way.
05:06Oh!
05:07Oh, no, this is so heavy.
05:09No!
05:10Remaining households,
05:11you are safe in the neighbourhood for now.
05:15Goodbye.
05:20What's up, mate?
05:22It's gutting.
05:23Nobody wants to be first out,
05:24but we obviously are a threat to them.
05:28We ain't going to change for anybody.
05:29We are what we are.
05:30We're proud of what we are.
05:32It's all good.
05:33Absolutely.
05:38So, it's bon voyage to the gondolas and Samra,
05:41and no-one will be sadder than the Lozman Sturricks.
05:45Yay!
05:48We did it!
05:49It'll probably hit them later on.
05:52We're not the first out.
05:53I'm very, very thankful for that.
05:56And we had zero votes.
05:57But does that give us a bigger target?
06:00Exactly.
06:01Oh!
06:03They have left the group chat.
06:05The gondolas and Samra have left the group chat.
06:09Wishing you all the best,
06:11sending love to the Lozman Sturricks and the Scouse House.
06:15They've not mentioned any of the other three that voted them.
06:19Is that not a dig?
06:21Yeah, it goes a dig.
06:22The kind of where people are,
06:24they were making their little alliances.
06:26100%.
06:26Do you actually care what they've sent in there?
06:29Because they're gone.
06:33That being the first vote,
06:34thinking, okay, we're going home.
06:36Yeah, yeah.
06:37It's the Scouse House.
06:38I wanted to cry, bro.
06:39I wanted to cry, bro.
06:40I wanted to cry, bro.
06:41The fuck? No!
06:42If they didn't vote for us,
06:44no-one would have voted for us.
06:45We forgive, but we don't forget.
06:48Hoof!
06:50The Scouse House,
06:52they have to really try to get in our good bits
06:54because they know that we're coming for them.
06:58That was intense.
07:00That was...
07:02I feel like my body's frozen and vital.
07:04We've got not only one target on our back,
07:07which is the uni boys,
07:08but I feel like all of the neighbours as well
07:10because we've shown up being so cuff-throbed.
07:12Yeah.
07:13We've proved that we're in it to win it
07:14and we're not going to take any prisoners.
07:16I think, as the Kundola Samra said,
07:20you can't apologise for the personalities that you've got.
07:22Yeah, yeah.
07:23I think keep being us.
07:24Whatever happens, happens.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Ultimately, everyone wants to win a quarter of a million pounds,
07:29but we're trying to do as many amazing things we can do
07:32to make our mum proud.
07:34I think coming around a neighbourhood is one of them things
07:37to be like,
07:38Mum, look what we've done!
07:39Earlier last year, we got the news that she was at Stage 4 COPD,
07:43which is a breathing illness that doesn't get better.
07:47She was looking at, like, 12 to 18 months left of her life.
07:52One of the main reasons why we want to win the prize money
07:54is so we can use that money to kind of give our mum
07:57the best possible experiences, help her take a few bucket lists.
08:00No matter what happens, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
08:04That's just our thought.
08:05Cos we are the luckiest girls in the world
08:07and everything works out exactly how we want it to.
08:10Oh, man.
08:11Yeah.
08:11Gay men.
08:29Morning is upon us.
08:31Morning, bro.
08:33You all right?
08:35Good morning, good morning.
08:38And after last night's shock removal,
08:40today the households will have some time to enjoy the neighbourhood
08:42before their next immunity challenge.
08:45I bet they can't wait to hang out and forge some lifelong friendships.
08:49Nathan, don't spend too much time with that Jordan today, mate.
08:52Well, I think they're going to be nervous today.
08:55Well, yeah, because their allies have gone,
08:56so they're going to now have to start work...
08:59Well, they can't work off because they know that bridge is burnt.
09:02Yeah.
09:02So they're going to be working every other family.
09:04Personally, I think that we need to go for the people
09:07that actually we've got a connection with anyway.
09:09100%.
09:10We definitely want to spend more time with the Peskids.
09:14We're just trusting our gut a little bit more,
09:16trying to build on those connections,
09:18because it absolutely was a close call.
09:20You know, we could have been that family going home.
09:24We've definitely got to up our game.
09:29Yeah, see you later.
09:32Coffee.
09:33Coffee.
09:37They're at the coffee shop.
09:39Mum, you ready?
09:41Mike for Grace.
09:43Yeah, I'm ready.
09:45What's with the rice?
09:47Is there a competition on how quick I need to get out there?
09:49Look, we're in a competition, so...
09:52But is this the competition, getting out there the quickest?
09:55Making friends and seeing eager is, yeah.
09:57Need to get out there.
09:59Is it a competition?
10:01Yes.
10:03My general view is you can win a game by still being nice
10:07and having good values and being friendly
10:11and being true to yourself.
10:13That's the plan early on anyway, and we'll see what develops.
10:20Good morning, girlies.
10:21Good morning.
10:22We're not keen or anything, are we?
10:24We're waiting for our coffee.
10:26You can hang on with us if you like.
10:27We've got coffee.
10:28We've got our own coffee machine.
10:29We just really like that one.
10:31All right.
10:37And I...
10:39Obviously, my instant coffee's not good enough for you.
10:42I just felt I'd been snubbed.
10:46They were waiting for the coffee shop to open to have coffee
10:49and I said, you're welcome to come in here.
10:51But we've dropped that itching powder down there back now
10:54and they're like, like this.
10:56But you can't please everybody.
10:58I do think that the Bradens will try and vote us out.
11:03Oh, come now.
11:04It's time to cast aside these caffeine-fueled confrontations
11:08because I spy a removal van.
11:10That's right.
11:11In this neighbourhood, empty houses do not stay empty for long.
11:16No in your neighbour.
11:17No, no, no, no.
11:20The Samra's bed's not even cold, man.
11:22And they've got someone else coming in.
11:25I think having new neighbours in could be a good thing
11:28because it will definitely expose people's true colours.
11:33It'll be interesting to see how it works.
11:36They obviously think they're going to be here for longer.
11:38They'll bet 20 pairs of Chinese in.
11:41Oh, there's a lot of shoeboxes.
11:43Oh, they're a bunch of runners, then.
11:44Time to sharpen the knife again.
11:47It doesn't matter whoever it is,
11:49Jordan's going to be falling out that door to get across to him.
11:51Oh, yeah.
11:52He's already hanging out the window.
11:53I know.
11:58I think we need to stir it up.
12:01I think we should try and stab some bucks.
12:03Why are you shaking your head?
12:05Because I don't think it's the right thing to do.
12:07Well, if you don't think we should do that,
12:09then how would you approach winning this?
12:11You start spreading rumours about someone,
12:13someone might turn around and say,
12:14well, Jordan said this and Jordan said that.
12:16So?
12:17Well, then that's going to make you unpopular, surely?
12:19It doesn't matter.
12:20Well, then you're not going to win it, are you?
12:22Yeah.
12:22You're not going to win it by being popular, are you?
12:23Of course you are.
12:24How?
12:25You've got to be nice to people.
12:27So, are you going to be nice to everyone and win 250 grand?
12:29No, but I just think...
12:30So you're getting all right already?
12:32I'm not getting all right because you're staring at me like that,
12:34like you've got some sort of issue.
12:35No, I am.
12:35Tell me how.
12:36Come on, Jordan.
12:37You need to tell me how.
12:38See, this is what I mean.
12:39Well, go on, sit in the corner then.
12:41Cry about it.
12:42Yeah, but it's...
12:43See what I mean?
12:43That's what you're like, isn't you?
12:44No, no, no.
12:45Don't get your own why.
12:46You start...
12:47Slagging people off.
12:48You've got no theory, have you?
12:50No, Jordan.
12:51You've got no theory on it?
12:52Whatsoever.
12:53No.
12:53Fact is, at some point we're going to have to vote every single family off to win.
12:57Why not play other people against each other?
12:59We're not going to be nasty, that's it.
13:01We're not going to be nasty, but you need to be sneaky.
13:03Yeah, sneaky.
13:04So, do you agree with that, Dave?
13:05You can be sneaky.
13:08I'm not...
13:08I'm not bothered.
13:09Oh, well, go on then.
13:11You can't talk to people civilly, Jordan.
13:13That's the problem with you.
13:13Yes, I can, because you're saying you're not bothered.
13:15You can't.
13:16You can't.
13:16It's because you're saying you're not bothered.
13:17You can't talk to people civilly.
13:18We're in to work as a team.
13:21I'm going out for a walk, she's doing my nothing.
13:23It's not Crybaby.
13:25Yeah, right.
13:25Stop it.
13:26Oh, I'm going to vote for everyone, so many friends.
13:28Stop it, Jordan.
13:29It's all standard of all hell.
13:30Stop it.
13:31Is that not...
13:32Just stop it, the pair of you.
13:35Dave just wants to be friends with everyone,
13:37and it's not about bonding.
13:39You've got to employ some dirty tactics,
13:42and that's what I want to do.
13:43Fire every bad vibe and thought into every other family member
13:47in the neighbourhood to get rid of the ones that we need to get rid of.
13:50Jordan's out the front going toward the lake.
13:56You don't want to come home with best mates for life.
13:58You want to come home with quite a million pounds.
14:14It's like I'm not allowed to have an opinion around this.
14:16Because he's won you two over, because he's your son.
14:19It's not...
14:19It's like I feel like I'm an outsider.
14:23Jordan?
14:24Yeah?
14:24You all right?
14:25Yeah.
14:26You sure?
14:26Yeah, yeah, I'm just looking at the fish.
14:29What you can do with that amount of money is life-changing.
14:32We could get a house.
14:34It's going to set us up for the future.
14:36It's a lot of money, and everybody wants to win it.
14:41So, Grace, are you at sixth form?
14:43I'm at college.
14:43College?
14:44Yeah.
14:45So, you're both the same year then, aren't you?
14:47Because you're first year.
14:48First year of college.
14:48Oh, yeah.
14:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:50I thought you were, like, 20.
14:51No, no, exactly 17.
14:53I'm actually...
14:54Oh, my God.
14:59He's so fit.
15:00It's unreal.
15:01He's so my type.
15:03It's unbelievable.
15:04Where do you live?
15:05It's just going to be rushed.
15:06Essex?
15:07No way.
15:07It's near Southend?
15:09Yeah.
15:09Near there?
15:10No, but my mum's near from there.
15:12Where is she?
15:13Don't know.
15:15Small world, isn't it?
15:17Yeah, it is.
15:17It's mad.
15:19Yeah.
15:38Yeah.
15:40What?
15:41Do you want to be friends again?
15:43No.
15:44Oh, really?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Okay, then, cool.
15:49Jordan's not the easiest guy to talk to sometimes with PTSD and obviously me with my health.
15:55Just over two years ago, I developed a twitch in my left eye.
16:00The best option was to actually give me brain surgery.
16:04The best option was to actually give me brain surgery.
16:04I was in a high dependency unit for four days.
16:06It didn't work.
16:07It didn't stop the spasm.
16:09So I have medical Botox and that's what caused my face to drop.
16:13It was a very difficult time.
16:16Come on, I'm sorry for shouting at you.
16:17I just get annoyed.
16:19But it's not you.
16:20I just get very passionate.
16:21I know you do.
16:22You know I love you.
16:22I know you do.
16:25Jordan was absolutely brilliant, sort of like on the phone every day, making sure I was
16:29okay.
16:30It's made the family very tight and we are a much better unit than we were before.
16:34You're too alike, the pair of you, that's what it is.
16:36We're too alike.
16:37You are too alike.
16:38And I don't like being called a crybaby, even I'll cry.
16:41I know, but I'll get you Peter Rabbit next time.
16:45Dave just needs to make sure that he keeps his A-game.
16:48Otherwise, I might have another stepdad soon.
16:53I'd leave that up to your mum, Fiver You.
16:55I can, however, offer you new neighbours.
17:00Kev, it's time to put that smile to work.
17:03Okay?
17:04It's competition time.
17:05Yeah.
17:07We're the Campbell Grahams.
17:08I am Donna.
17:09I am mum.
17:10This is Ty, my daughter.
17:12And this is Ken, my husband, Ty's stepdad.
17:17Oh, I love this.
17:18Right?
17:19I love this.
17:21Come on.
17:21Let's go, guys.
17:22Apart from just being mum, I work as a firefighter.
17:25And I think to be a firefighter, you've got to be fearless.
17:28And we're 100% going to take risks if we have to.
17:32How lovely is this place?
17:33Oh, my God.
17:36What?
17:36Did he know you was sitting here?
17:37I think they're all siblings.
17:40Uh-uh.
17:40Now, look at the people.
17:41Hey!
17:42Yo!
17:43Yo!
17:45Yo!
17:46Yo!
17:47Yo!
17:47Yo!
17:48Yo!
17:50Yo!
17:57Yo!
17:58Yo!
17:58Oh!
17:58Intelligence.
17:59Welcome to the game of chess for real, buddy.
18:04Hi!
18:05Don't sound like them sound like us.
18:08They're all so cool.
18:10This could be our new favourite household.
18:12Bringing in the new neighbours.
18:14I think they're going to be sort of suffocated by the other neighbours
18:17because there are certain individuals that are playing a very, very good game.
18:20And we have to be on our toes.
18:22You do need to get in there, make an impression, because these bonds are formed very, very quickly.
18:27I want to go over.
18:28Yeah, I want to go speak to them.
18:30At the end of the day, it is a popularity contest, so we want to get to meet them first.
18:35Let's go.
18:36We've got to beat the Lozmans.
18:37Don't rush, girl, don't rush.
18:39First day, be the first day.
18:40Come on, come on, come on.
18:41Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
18:44Louise is about to meet the new neighbours.
18:48Is she excited?
18:51Are you running?
18:52I'm running.
18:53Pick me, pick me.
18:54Pick me.
18:55Can't believe you guys haven't taken off your shoes.
18:59Come on, guys.
19:00Let's introduce that.
19:01You were running there, weren't you?
19:02I was like, let me out.
19:02You were running.
19:03Hello.
19:04How are you doing?
19:06I'm Jordan.
19:06I'm from that house.
19:07Jordan, nice to meet you.
19:08Hiya, I'm Donna.
19:09Hello, hello, hello.
19:10Welcome to the neighbourhood.
19:12How are you?
19:13How are you?
19:14I'm Donna.
19:15Donna, nice to meet you, Donna.
19:16Nice to meet you.
19:17Ty?
19:17I don't want to get makeup on your top.
19:18It's all right.
19:19I was going to wash you, we've got to wash you right now.
19:21Your house is second hand, now you know.
19:23Don't lie, someone's already come.
19:24A lot of them had quite a bad dribbling on his pillow thing when he was asleep.
19:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:31New boy's just been hugging Jordan.
19:32Welcome.
19:33I've got to enjoy.
19:34Thank you, man.
19:35Appreciate that, man.
19:35See you in a bit.
19:37Bye.
19:37We'll see you soon.
19:38Thank you for coming and saying hello.
19:43I feel like my antenna's come up about seeing Jordan a little bit.
19:49Has it?
19:49Yeah.
19:51We saw Jordan and Ken hug.
19:54My gut instinct, I can't put my finger on what it is that I'm sceptical about Jordan.
19:59But all I can kind of, like, fathom is, I don't know if he's a bit of a showman in
20:03a way.
20:04Yeah.
20:05He's very charming.
20:06He knows how to kind of, like, get people under his wing and things like that.
20:09Yeah.
20:11Everyone's loving Jordan.
20:13However, I'm just a sceptical person anyway, so I always have my wits about me.
20:17I think he could be just kind of, like, being a bit tactical about his approach to certain people.
20:22So, I'm just watching out, you know what I mean?
20:33My boy.
20:34Yeah, how you doing?
20:35How's it going, bro?
20:36Hello, you all right?
20:37How you doing?
20:38Yeah, it's sad.
20:39Hello, mate.
20:40Oh, look at that.
20:41It's beer o'clock.
20:43Thank you very much.
20:45You very much.
20:45You very much.
20:45Simple.
20:46And what better way for the street to schmooze new neighbours, the Campbell Grahams, than a relaxing evening in the
20:52pub.
20:53Small talk activated.
20:55Oh, look, Kenny, can you play some pool?
20:57Oh, no, they're coming.
20:58Come on, we've got to be the first one.
20:59Just get up.
21:00Come on.
21:02Hello.
21:04Hi.
21:04Hi, I'm Grace.
21:05I'm Donna.
21:06Hi there.
21:07You all right?
21:07Is it Kenny?
21:08I'm Wendy.
21:09I'm going to try and remember all the names.
21:11Oh, you're like, listen, we're still getting it done.
21:13Wendy, Donna, actually, this is my mum.
21:15Nice to meet you.
21:16Are you all right?
21:22You met Kevin?
21:23No, I'm going to come over and say hello to Kevin in a minute.
21:26Hey.
21:27Oh, she got...
21:28Is that your mum?
21:29Yeah, she's practically covered nearly every year.
21:31Are you sure she's not your sister?
21:32Literally.
21:33Oh!
21:34Oh, I like that, yeah.
21:36What work did you do?
21:37What do I do?
21:38Yeah.
21:39I'm a firefighter.
21:40Are we guessing?
21:40I just said it.
21:42I don't know.
21:43Does she know?
21:44That is spooky, yeah.
21:45What's Kenny?
21:46He is a mentor.
21:48So, he works in schools.
21:49Mentoring and coaching.
21:50What sort of coaching?
21:51Football coaching.
21:52Oh, here we go.
21:53I'm going to have a chat with him.
21:54Oh!
21:55You'll never leave!
21:56But yeah, he does boxing, football.
21:59Does he?
22:00Oh, Zach's just started boxing.
22:02Oh, he's got his pads and everything.
22:04I've got the pads.
22:05I've got the pads.
22:06Yeah, look.
22:06I'm going to talk to Ken.
22:08Zach, going to talk to Ken in a minute.
22:11Football coach, boxing.
22:13He's got his pads.
22:14We've got to chat to him.
22:21Look at the eye on that man.
22:23I'm not playing this.
22:24I'll watch.
22:25I'm a Liverpool supporter.
22:27Oh, yeah!
22:31It's a little Prosecco.
22:33Cheers.
22:34Cheers.
22:35We're going to fall off.
22:36What?
22:39Well, don't take it to each other together.
22:42So, I'll have to help you up.
22:43You'll have to help me up.
22:43I know.
22:44Yeah.
22:47It's like balls and horses.
22:49So, where do you live?
22:50I live in Benfleet.
22:51So, we lived in a big house on a really lovely road in Benfleet.
22:56So, is this you and your husband?
22:58Yeah.
22:58Anyway, cut a long story short.
23:01I knew it wasn't right a long time.
23:03Right.
23:03And then, I became ill.
23:07I'm telling you a life story now.
23:10But I had breast cancer.
23:11Yeah, I had breast cancer.
23:13And I had chemotherapy, radiotherapy.
23:16Are you all all right?
23:18Everything now and not yet.
23:20Cancer, it's an awful experience.
23:23I lost a lot of confidence.
23:25You lose all your hair.
23:27You lose your eyelashes.
23:29But for me, having my family support me through that,
23:33got me through it.
23:34Because I never thought I would be able to come
23:37and talk to people I'd never met before.
23:40Honestly, though, you're very honest.
23:43It's like we're very similar from the same sort of part
23:48of the world a little bit.
23:49Yeah.
23:49It's the same lingo.
23:50Yeah.
23:50We're open.
23:52We're kind.
23:53I love her.
23:55I think we will be long-term friends.
23:57And I think that will be with all the Bradens as well.
24:01We're on a halt, isn't it?
24:08Good night.
24:09See you on the mark.
24:09Good night.
24:10See you in the morning.
24:11Big Dave.
24:12Yeah.
24:15Champion.
24:15No, no, no.
24:16The rematch is on tomorrow.
24:18Yeah.
24:18But we'll have a proper chat in the morning.
24:20A proper chat.
24:20Yes.
24:21We've got football to talk about.
24:23We've got mentoring to talk about.
24:24Great meeting you.
24:25You too, guys.
24:25Have a lovely evening.
24:27I'm getting a bit bored of playing all, like, happy families and that.
24:32That's not how you're going to win.
24:34You've got to stab whoever you need to in the back to get what you need to do.
24:38And tomorrow's another day.
24:39So we'll start implementing the strategy straight away.
24:51It's the morning after the pub night before.
24:54And something very peculiar has happened to the neighborhood.
25:13What?
25:13Oh, my God.
25:14Oh, my God.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:22No.
25:23What is this, bro?
25:26No, I didn't get drunk in internet shop.
25:28These tiny terrors are going to assist with my next neighborhood challenge.
25:35I hope someone kept the receipts.
25:37Oh, my Lord.
25:38What?
25:38Oh, my Lord.
25:40What is going on?
25:41What is going on?
25:43What is going on?
25:44How many rosƩs did I have last night?
25:58Let's go.
25:59Oh, this is wicked.
26:00Our first challenge.
26:01Yes.
26:02We need this immunity.
26:04We don't really know people yet, so we could be in the firing line.
26:11Hi.
26:14It's challenge time, okay?
26:16Okay.
26:18I feel like this is probably one of the most important challenges because the scout house,
26:23I've definitely got a few targets on the back.
26:25Immunity at this point would mean the world.
26:31Good morning, neighbors.
26:32Good morning.
26:33And a very warm welcome to the camel grahams.
26:35You settling in all right?
26:36Yes.
26:36Lovely, thank you.
26:37You're liking your orange house?
26:38Very nice.
26:39Very good.
26:40Well, now, there's no better way to spruce up your garden than with a gnome.
26:44Said no one ever.
26:47Now, for this challenge, you'll need to be on the lookout for an older gentleman with a grey beard lurking
26:53around your garden.
26:54Now, not me or Dave.
26:57It is time for today's neighborhood challenge, Gnasty Gnomes.
27:02Ooh.
27:04In each round, I'll give you a clue as to which gnome I want you to find.
27:11One person from each household must then scour the neighborhood and find the gnome that fits that clue.
27:20Now, in every round, there are five gnomes that accurately match my description.
27:27But there will also be one nasty gnome.
27:34Each nasty gnome has the power to change the game.
27:39As there are six households, one of you will have to pick up the nasty gnome.
27:44But watch out, because they're unpredictable little sods.
27:50At the end of the challenge, the household with the most points wins immunity from the next removal.
27:57Today, we categorically need to get immunity.
28:01And if we don't, then we definitely can't let the Losman Starbucks get the immunity either.
28:08The first gnome I want you to find is called It's Coming Gnome.
28:14It's coming...
28:15It's coming...
28:16It's coming Gnome.
28:16It's coming Gnome, too.
28:17Like a football reference.
28:18Like England.
28:19Are you ready?
28:20Go!
28:21Go!
28:23Go!
28:24Go!
28:25Go!
28:26Go!
28:27Go!
28:29Go on, H!
28:32Have you ever seen Harrison move that fast before?
28:34No!
28:38It's so hard.
28:41I'm struggling here.
28:43Everyone panicked.
28:45Everyone ran as fast as they could past.
28:47All the gnomes didn't take anything in.
28:50So I assessed the gnome situation.
28:52And there he was.
28:57Oh, my God!
28:58Wow!
29:00Well done, Jordan.
29:02Six points for the Losman Starbucks.
29:03Woo-hoo!
29:05Well done, son.
29:06Peter Gonzalez.
29:09Very quick.
29:13Of course, Jordan's come in first place.
29:16Honestly, I just think he's got the luck of the Irish on his side.
29:20I don't even know if he's Irish.
29:29Sorry, Jordan, sorry.
29:33Somebody's coming around the corner.
29:38Yes!
29:38Oh!
29:40I thought H had it in the bag, but it was brutal.
29:44It was brutal.
29:45It was brutal.
29:45Well done.
29:46Five points to the Bradens.
29:47Well done, mate.
29:48Four points to the Peskid.
29:49Well done.
29:50Well done, H.
29:50I would say that.
29:52Lucas is a bloody quick runner.
29:54Steve passed me.
29:55Oh, no.
29:57Bradens are out of competition here.
29:59Like, they're right behind us.
30:01Harrison, well done, mate.
30:04Yeah, no-one was a bit overwhelming for me.
30:06I think it's the fact that I hadn't ran in about five years,
30:09and I think my body went, what are you doing?
30:11That's fine.
30:17Here comes Hattie.
30:19That's Hattie.
30:20Yes!
30:22You get three points.
30:26Oh, this is awful.
30:29Where is Ken?
30:30Is he lost?
30:31What is he looking for?
30:33We don't even know if he's looking for the right thing.
30:35Who's coming around that corner?
30:38No-one.
30:40You are mean.
30:42What's he doing?
30:44We've got a lot to catch up here.
30:46Somebody's coming around the corner.
30:48Hey!
30:51It's Ken from the Gamble Grahams.
30:53You get two points.
30:55That means to Scouse House, you will end up with the nasty gnome.
30:59Oh, my God.
31:03The next round, you'll be looking for Louise.
31:05Yes!
31:10Well done!
31:13He's going to be the best luck in the world, I can tell.
31:15That is one point for the Scouse House.
31:19It's going to be good news.
31:20Yes!
31:20Well done, everyone.
31:22Losman Sirks, a first back.
31:24You get the six points.
31:25Well done.
31:26Yay!
31:26That's good.
31:27We need to keep this up.
31:28I know.
31:29But, Scouse House, you've got the nasty gnome.
31:36Let's discover what this tiny troublemaker has in store for you.
31:41Yes!
31:42Yes!
31:44Steal all the points from another household.
31:49Have a think who you want to do that to.
31:52I don't need to think.
31:53I already know.
31:54Sorry, guys.
31:55Sorry, guys.
31:58Losman Sirks.
32:00Sorry, Jordan.
32:01All that running for nothing.
32:05The Losman Sirks have got six points, so it's kind of an easy decision.
32:08It's a game.
32:09Like, if I'm playing Monopoly, I'm going to take someone else's money.
32:13Of course I'm going to take someone else's points.
32:15So, that's six points.
32:17Their six points.
32:18Plus your one.
32:19Put you in the lead with seven.
32:21And now the Losman Sirks with nout.
32:24Nout to show for it.
32:26The Scouse House, they don't worry about who they stand on to get where they need to be.
32:30They stole all our points.
32:32And they didn't even bat an eyelid.
32:35They are silent assassin.
32:37Game on.
32:39The next gnome you're looking for is called Bringing Gnome the Bacon.
32:47Go!
32:47Go.
32:48Go on, go.
32:48Go on, go on, go.
32:53Go on, Zach!
32:54Go on, Zach!
32:56Go on, Zach!
32:56Go on, Zach!
32:58I'm praying after this you cannot buy a gnome for love and the money.
33:01They're all here.
33:10Go on Zach, what have we got?
33:11Zach's come back with a nasty gnome.
33:13That's tactical, yeah.
33:15Go on!
33:15Go on, Zach!
33:16This is a gamble for the Braden's there are no points deducted for breaking it, so you're fine
33:37My god, oh
33:39You need a pig
33:41Sorry guys
33:43Second from last is not what we wanted
33:47Well done
33:49I say well done, you got one point
33:53Zach, would you like to read the scroll please?
33:55Yep
33:56Oh, great
34:05Pick a household to lose all their points
34:09Okay
34:14Think carefully about this Braden's
34:16We have to
34:17You have to
34:18You have to
34:19What's the game?
34:21We're going to go with the Scouse House
34:23Sorry
34:23Sorry
34:24Well, in fairness
34:27How does that feel?
34:29Karma, it happened
34:33Scouse House, I'm afraid you have no points, but Braden's remain in the lead with 11
34:39The next gnome is gnome improvements
34:47We've got nothing to lose, so if you see the nasty no I'm just kidding
34:50Go!
34:55They brutal aren't they?
34:57But you've got your get back there, didn't you?
34:59yeah we could be forever guys because i have no clue god it could be anything i have no idea
35:05who
35:05it is 66 year old i've never thought i'd be chasing names around a garden
35:13someone's coming oh is this who is it disco it's dave dave you went for the nasty gnome
35:21the losman storrocks are back
35:27so i'm running and then what boop kevin from the uni boys
35:33oh no close he's speaking ahead
35:42uni boys got it the uni boys got it
35:46i genuinely couldn't believe it like that was neck and neck
35:53no that's good enough that is the correct gnome hold on wait we're going to move oh he just made
35:58it close you know yeah and then they're going to get that's really close look who's here
36:05alicia
36:08it's okay he was hiding well done stop the clock
36:15dave the scroll please
36:23your household gets a minute delayed start in the next round
36:27i am fuming at this point as i've caught the reaction of a couple of other families
36:37the bradens had a little snigger and i just don't know how i'm going to beat anyone with a minute
36:44delay that gnome is nasty yeah that's fine it isn't fine you are so angry right now you want that
36:54immunity this final gnome is called namaste
37:03everyone but the loss of a circus go last round there's going to be a huge twist so we're on
37:10a mission to get
37:11this nice to know
37:11a minute or an hour there you go go go go go go go go go go go go go
37:21go go go go and that is correct
37:26yes thank god we had ty on our team so right now camel grahams you're in the lead
37:32whoa you could be getting immunity but we're a target for the nasty one though yeah yeah oh
37:41oh i need to look all my days i'm scanning the field and then i spot him and he sat
37:47like this
37:48and i know that i'm taking him gnome oh wow it is good and that is correct
37:58five points to the last one's turn exactly it's come there that's fine yeah
38:07oh god
38:22not as easy this one no this is hard
38:27i found a correct no but i don't want it we're looking for the nasty new
38:32no can no one find the nasty no oh yeah it's a nightmare did they forget to put it out
38:47oh the scouts have gone nasty you know what i was thinking the only people i don't want to get
38:53the nasty no i know it was them we didn't want them oh them yeah really yeah it's paul
39:12all right all right after that final round let's look at the scores how they currently stand with
39:18seven it's the scouse house then it's the pescads with 12. uni boys lostman storks and the bradens
39:27all on 13. but the current leaders with 15 points are the campbell grahams congratulations
39:38but we don't know don't celebrate too soon because we haven't heard from the nasty gnome yet
39:47could you read the scroll please
39:55everybody is so tense you can literally hear a pin drop
40:06oh my god well that wasn't the twist i was expecting
40:25make a game-changing swap
40:29oh my god so this gnome gives you the chance to swap a household sadly not yours with the current
40:38leaders the campbell grahams
40:43so that would mean that household would win the game and the immunity from the next removal
40:51now think carefully
40:57you can leave it as it is or you could swap the campbell grahams out
41:06it's brutal that one isn't it they voted for us say if you want to get back in our grid
41:11books
41:11you should swap the immunity to us that would make you know that would make us be besties again
41:18this is stressful if they took it away from us and gave it to someone else
41:22they'd make an enemy of us what would you like to do scouse house
41:28we don't want to play god today so we're going to leave it as it is
41:31well done gal thank you
41:37they made a mistake didn't show who their allies were
41:44so congratulations to the campbell grahams you have won the challenge and immunity from the next
41:48removal which isn't far away those of you who didn't love thy neighbors with the nasty gnomes
41:57i've now got to ask yourselves was it worth it or should you start packing your boxes now
42:04i'll see you all later
42:09i think it's only fair to give it to the campbell grahams and hopefully us kind of letting the
42:16campbell grahams have the points will only leave a good impression on us maybe
42:21well let's see about that lindsay oh that little fella's just reminded me
42:25i must book in for a waxing hey hey we won bye you were sprinting we won immunity our position
42:41has been secured now we've got to use the opportunity that we've been given wisely
42:46you can relax and out leaves probably
42:51campbell grahams now we know with immunity if there's a tie the next removals they get the final
42:58say hopefully like all kinds of like nice gesture will kind of yeah selfishly hopefully that will pay
43:04off i just feel like the lozoms are definitely going to see us like it's like an enemy now
43:12they're well clever them who um scouser girls the scouse girls are now we know who's gunning for us
43:19now don't we we've just pinched all our points the scouse house are a major threat to us
43:26they are smiling silent assassins and they just are in it to win it and i ain't got time for
43:33that
43:33we need to get them out i think we just go for the scouses
43:38if everybody realize that the scouses are the biggest threat and the biggest cutthroat ones
43:42they'll want to get rid of them won't they
43:46so my strategy is to let people know that the problems could be just across the road
43:51if that's with dirty tactics gossip rumors it's got to be done
44:01next time on the neighborhood scouse girls want everyone out really there's an agenda there with
44:06them if you're going to stab someone in the back at least smile first you know i mean not letting
44:10him
44:10paint a picture about my character that is not true maybe they're assassins he's getting shown as are
44:15don't come for the scouse house like that and get away with it the time has come for you all
44:20to form an
44:21alliance who will help you get one step closer to that 250 000 pounds this is intense they might
44:32turn against us
44:38leave me put my own cakes on i was livid sounds like you're saying we should refer for the lost
44:44neighbors it is time for the next removal once i've set me peace everyone's gonna know what jordan's
44:52been up to guys what the hell there's obviously stuff going on that we don't know about i want them
44:58to be
44:58packing this stuff up thinking how did that happen i want it to sting oh my god go on girl
45:05i didn't see
45:06that one coming with them
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