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Late Bloomer S03E01-2 (2026)
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00:01Tramatic for you, but like, you know.
00:03Tramatic, but like, cool, like, this is a good story to tell.
00:05Absolutely, this is what it's for.
00:08This is all for this moment.
00:10Everything let us hear.
00:11That's incredible.
00:12How crazy is that?
00:13I'll be right back.
00:58I'll be right back.
01:20I'll be right back.
01:30I'll be right back.
01:32I'll be right back.
02:31I'll be right back.
02:44I'll be right back.
03:07Are you tired of bringing regular seltzers?
03:21Oh, my trip was amazing.
03:25I'll be right back.
03:31I'll be right back.
03:48Oh, yeah.
03:48Oh, yeah.
04:32I'll be right back.
04:32I'll be right back.
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07:55I'll be right back.
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08:00I'll be right back.
08:25I'll be right back.
08:32I'll be right back.
08:36Let's have some fun.
08:37Fun?
08:38What do you think?
08:39Have you, Ć³?
08:52Very good.
08:52Good morning?
08:54Yeah.
09:01Yeah.
09:03Nice hair.
09:05Yeah.
09:12What do you want to do?
09:14I'll light it up.
09:15It doesn't look so good.
09:17Stop it.
09:30Are you ordering pizza?
09:32Now we are really having fun.
09:38The fucking blockchain technology, right?
09:40Think about it like this.
09:41Because it's so fucking secure,
09:43the government and all these fucking agents
09:45are trying to get it to your fucking account.
09:46They can't.
09:48Because the encryption, right?
09:50So what do you want to fucking do to create generational wealth?
09:52Right?
09:53Fucking buy at the bottom.
09:55You buy Gooch coin.
09:56Crazy fucking investment.
09:58I'm telling you, it's fucking sick.
10:00Gotta fucking get into it.
10:01Sorry for swearing.
10:02I'm fucking excited about fucking crypto.
10:05It's sick.
10:05Yo, Jasmine's world, bro.
10:07What's good, bro?
10:08You haven't posted something like a month, bro.
10:10I suppose it's only two weeks ago.
10:11Nah, nah, but you have to post something good.
10:13You know what I'm saying?
10:13Like the streets are waiting, my G.
10:15Yo, you seen this Prem guy?
10:18Yo, just post some good stuff.
10:19Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
10:22Yo, plug your phone real quick.
10:23I'll show you, I'll show you.
10:24Search up P-R-E-M, Prem Prem.
10:26Yeah, yeah.
10:27That one right there.
10:28Yo, watch that one.
10:29And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
10:33Yo, this has 3 million views that he just posted yesterday.
10:38Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun, but it is important to celebrate our differences
10:42because frame means love, frame out.
10:47Oh, yo.
10:49Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
10:53Yo, yo, let's watch that one though, right there.
10:55I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing, bookalicious routine.
10:58Baby, stop looking at me.
11:00Boy, I'm not on a menu.
11:02Hey, yo.
11:03Yo, everyone, listen.
11:05Listen up.
11:06Can I get attention, please?
11:08First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
11:12Big thank you to Mummy G for the picorne and shout out Neil who ate two trains.
11:20Last but not least, give it up for my man, Jasmid.
11:29Yo, Jasmid, where you at? Come on out.
11:33Jasmid.
11:36Yo, Jasmid.
11:38Jasmid.
11:38Jasmid.
11:39Jasmid.
11:39Oh, that guy?
11:41He left.
11:42Left? What do you mean left?
11:43I don't know, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick and dipped.
11:46Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
11:48You guys might want to check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe.
11:53I'm going straight to Boyceville.
11:54This car's still here, where the fuck is he?
11:56I checked the pool house, nothing.
11:57I went to the neighbors, they don't even know who he is.
11:59Why would the neighbors know who he is?
12:01Okay, let's roll out.
12:02Wait, wait, wait. None of us should be driving, I'm tipsy as fuck.
12:05Wait.
12:07Who the fuck are you two? Get the fuck away from my car.
12:09It's 40-40.
12:09Who invited you?
12:10Speed to Boston.
12:11Fuck.
12:12Oh, we could take my bike.
12:13What?
12:14Or your neighbor's helicopter.
12:16You don't have to fly a fucking helicopter.
12:17Yes, I do, bro.
12:19It's, um...
12:20It's X to go up and then...
12:22Right, of course.
12:23Circle to go down.
12:24Uh-huh.
12:25R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
12:27Are you fucking for real?
12:29First of all, both of you fucking relax.
12:31Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
12:34I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
12:36Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
12:40What?
12:40I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am so...
12:45That makes sense to me.
12:46I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm going to see.
12:48Sonny!
12:49Get out.
12:50I'll be doing car saver.
12:51Bro, where the fuck did you come from?
12:53I was taking a piss in the woods.
12:55We have washrooms in the house.
12:56You fucking did not need to do coke in the bathroom.
12:58And I'm fucking wrong?
12:59Get the fuck out.
13:00You're fucking ugly, bro.
13:01Look how fucking drunk you are.
13:02Bro, what are you guys saying?
13:03What's that?
13:03Why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
13:05Look how fucking ripped he is, bro.
13:06I drive better drunk, trust me.
13:08All right, where are we going?
13:09Oh, maybe he's, uh, emo eating at the spot.
13:11Let's fucking roll.
13:16So, uh, therapy, how's that going?
13:18I don't know.
13:19It's a lot.
13:20I kinda lost myself after the whole Hummer thing.
13:23I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
13:25Hmm, he's probably your son.
13:27Yo!
13:27No sign of your speed.
13:29I don't even think he came here.
13:30But I did grab hella shit.
13:32Chili chicken, haka chow mein, ginger fish.
13:35You guys are jillipineered too, right?
13:36I'm vegetarian.
13:38Shit!
13:38I'll be right back.
13:39No, Sonny, you already took forever.
13:41We gotta go.
13:42What do you want from me?
13:43He's hungry.
13:43Yo, Sonny!
13:44Chill!
13:45Sonny!
13:46Sonny!
13:47Great.
13:48No one's here.
13:48He goes to the lake to clear his head.
13:50I don't know.
13:51You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
13:53Absolutely not.
13:54There's only one way of consuming thong, bro.
13:56That's too fucking rugga.
13:57Think about it.
13:57You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
14:00Yo!
14:01Oh, there he barely!
14:02I got a fucking asthma!
14:03What the fuck did I say?
14:05Sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:06Canjera?
14:06Wait.
14:08You don't think that he pulled up to...
14:11No.
14:13No, he wouldn't.
14:15Wait.
14:16Did he have?
14:16I didn't think he was doing it.
14:17I was crying.
14:17I don't know why he was crying.
14:18Do we want him?
14:22I don't know why he's crying.
14:24Oh, I'm sorry.
14:25I don't know why he's crying.
14:33Sooo!
14:35Is it just you two in the house today?
14:38Yes.
14:39Ah, nice. Nice.
14:41So no one else. Nobody at all.
14:44I know Manvi's away on vacation,
14:46but I know you two have a lot of family, people coming by.
14:50You know, did anyone come by?
14:51Maybe they came through the basement,
14:53or the back door is sometimes open.
14:56Sometimes people get old, and they look different.
14:58Strange relatives. Anyone? Anyone?
15:01Okay. What is this all, Tomasha?
15:04What she's trying to ask, badly.
15:06Did just me come by?
15:07Why? Is he okay? Did you call him?
15:10Yeah, no, no, no, Auntie. He's fine.
15:12He's just, he's not picking up his phone.
15:14Why would he not pick up your calls?
15:16Did something happen?
15:17No, no, no, no, no.
15:18He was just with us earlier, but he...
15:20He forgot something at home,
15:23and went to go pick it up.
15:25So maybe we thought he meant this home.
15:30I'll try again.
15:48I'm just kidding.
15:49I'm just kidding.
15:50I'm just kidding.
16:11I'm just kidding.
16:16I'm just kidding.
16:19I'm just kidding.
16:21Hello?
16:26Hello?
16:28Is everything okay?
16:33You alright?
16:39Oh, hey, man.
16:43Just breathe?
16:44What are you doing here?
16:47Is this real?
16:48Are you real?
16:51Yeah, I'm real.
16:53What are you doing here?
16:55Are you living in your car?
17:05You see that house down the street?
17:10That was the house, man.
17:13The house that Mia bought me.
17:15We're supposed to move into before.
17:18Oh, she ripped my heart out of my chest and just...
17:24Now it's just standing there.
17:26Unfinished.
17:28Just like my hopes and dreams.
17:32Okay, you can still finish the house, man.
17:35You can move in yourself.
17:37You think I have money like that anymore?
17:39You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT?
17:44Us realtors, we're washed, man.
17:47Do you know how that feels?
17:49Mr. Dollar of you?
17:52Look, man.
17:55I got my heart broken, too.
17:57And what's worse is she's back with her ex.
18:01And she's engaged.
18:04It sucks, man.
18:06I know.
18:06It's weird how fast things change.
18:09It's tough to keep up.
18:11Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when everyone's an influencer just pumping out a
18:16bunch of nothing?
18:17I feel washed.
18:21But I just breathed by the wall.
18:25Had a plan.
18:28Marriage.
18:29Kids.
18:30Run for Mayor Brampton.
18:31Kids.
18:32Hit a million followers and more kids.
18:34Yeah, look.
18:36Sometimes you don't need a plan.
18:38Okay?
18:39Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
18:44Look, man.
18:46You're a smart guy, alright?
18:48And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
18:53But this?
18:54Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
18:57It's pathetic.
18:59So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
19:10Oh, shit!
19:11I just realized something.
19:13You're a brother.
19:15My brother.
19:16You can bring Monvi back to me.
19:19Oh.
19:20Yeah.
19:21What?
19:21Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Yeah, yeah.
19:26You can have my house, man.
19:28I'll even finish the floor for you.
19:30Where's my...
19:31Where's my...
19:32You can have my whip, man.
19:33You can have my keys.
19:34Take it all.
19:35I'll just...
19:35Please, man.
19:36Just bring her back to me.
19:37I don't know what to do.
19:38I can't sleep.
19:41Where's my whip?
19:42I don't know.
19:42I thought we were bros, man.
19:44What are you almost there for the...
19:45Don't you?
19:46Just bring her back to me, Monvi?
19:47I really can't...
19:48I really can't.
19:51I can't do anything.
19:52I can't do anything.
19:57No, no, no.
19:58Bring her back to me.
19:59I can't do anything.
19:59No, no, no.
20:00No, no, no.
20:01No, no.
20:02No, no.
20:02No.
20:04No, no.
20:05No, no.
20:06No, no.
20:06No, no.
20:08No, no.
20:12Everything okay, P.J.?
20:14Yes, Boop.
20:14I'm glad you all are here.
20:16It's nice to have the house full.
20:22Oh, he's at his spot.
20:23Who?
20:24Just me.
20:25I have his location.
20:28Are you dumb?
20:29Why didn't you mention this before?
20:30Because my phone was dead.
20:31I have a charger in my car.
20:33Cars can charge phones?
20:34That's incredible.
20:36You know what?
20:37Just forget it.
20:38Let's make moves.
20:39Yeah, bye, auntie.
20:40Neil, hold on one minute, please.
20:44Uncle, there's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
20:48So handsome.
20:50Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
20:53It's wrong.
20:54Tell him.
20:55I love you.
20:56I love you.
20:57Tell him.
20:57Also, listen to which you're going.
21:00Here, give this to just me.
21:02You'll be seeing him before I do.
21:04Okay.
21:05Okay, go to.
21:05Let's do it.
21:11Stupid.
21:17Hey, there's Waldo.
21:19Guru Waldo.
21:22We called you like a million fucking times.
21:24FYI.
21:24Where the hell were you, man?
21:25We've been ripping it up and down so I got a scarves.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Look, sorry.
21:29I just...
21:30I needed some space.
21:31Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
21:34You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
21:36I know.
21:38You're still not over it.
21:39This guy's never going to get over it.
21:41He needs a beard across the face.
21:42Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
21:44What are you talking about?
21:44Brown trauma's a real thing.
21:45What trauma?
21:46What trauma?
21:47Take some time.
21:48See how's these things take?
21:49Here.
21:49You and this guy's not going to get over it.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Come over.
21:58Holy.
21:59Can't have a park for hell, this city.
22:01It's your place, eh?
22:03No pictures of the gurus, eh?
22:05That's a shame.
22:07What the hell is he doing here?
22:08Buddy, are you fucked?
22:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
22:11All right.
22:12Well, thanks, I guess.
22:17Look, guys, I appreciate you.
22:22I just want you to know that.
22:24I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases
22:33and still sticking by me.
22:37So, thank you.
22:39Thank you for the gifts.
22:41Thank you for the party.
22:44Thank you for just keeping me in check.
22:47Thank you for just everything that you do for me.
22:53I love you guys.
22:54I love you.
22:55Aw.
22:56Come on.
22:57Groupon.
22:57Come on.
22:58I love you guys so much.
23:00Oh, what?
23:01We've known each other for so long.
23:02Yeah.
23:03May our bonds remain together.
23:06Okay.
23:07Okay.
23:08Okay.
23:13Thanks.
23:26Excuse me.
23:36Hello, Mr. B. J., it's a long time.
23:40No, you didn't get to see me.
23:44No, you didn't get to see me.
23:48Okay, okay.
23:49I'll tell you, I'll fly the information.
23:53Okay, okay, okay.
23:57I'm busy, I'm busy.
23:58Okay.
24:00After that, I decided to do it.
24:03Let's go, I'm a good guy.
24:04I'm just going to get a little bit.
24:06It's a big one.
24:08One way to take it.
24:16Hi, thank you so much for coming.
24:18Appreciate you.
24:19This has been an incredible birthday.
24:21Okay, all right, man.
24:22Smart job.
24:23Your house isn't trashed.
24:27I love you.
24:28Love you.
24:30Your mom asked me to do this.
24:36Nice.
24:37Thanks.
24:37Got it.
24:38Love you.
24:39All right, man.
24:40Happy birthday.
24:40Thank you, bro.
24:42Can I sleep here?
24:44Sure.
24:46Hell yeah.
24:48See you in the morning.
24:49Yep.
24:50Yep.
24:50Yep.
24:52Yep.
25:21Hello?
25:23Hello?
25:24Mr. Gull, thank you.
25:28Yeah, no, I'm a good mom.
25:30Yeah.
25:33Yeah, I miss you too.
25:37I tried picking her up, but I couldn't.
25:39She grew that much overnight.
25:40Lose my fucking mind.
25:42Wait, which daughter is this again?
25:43One of the middle ones?
25:45Anyways, how are things at home?
25:47Yeah, you know, dad's away, so it's not me doing everything.
25:52What about your new girl?
25:54Shit got messy, so I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably.
25:58You know what? You do you.
26:01Oh, shit. I totally forgot I have therapy in 10.
26:04I got to go, sonny.
26:06Yo, you can use one of my spare offices.
26:08I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit, because these guys watch Cracked Odissi Reels all day,
26:12but it should hold.
26:13Really?
26:14Yeah, yeah, it's right there.
26:16Okay, thanks. I'll be quick.
26:17Yeah, no problem.
26:22Shinta!
26:23Yo, Shinta!
26:24Yeah, brother.
26:26Bro, come on. I'm back to work.
26:28I'll check the wheel, brother.
26:29It's funny, man.
26:30You don't have time to read, brother.
26:32Load it in the fucking truck.
26:34Go!
26:35There's no back problems here.
26:37Just a little back problems.
26:39A little break.
26:40Okay, I'm going to go to work.
26:42You drive it in the truck, you drive it in the car.
26:44Yeah.
26:52Okay.
26:55Good to go.
26:59I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
27:01Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
27:02Go where, bro?
27:03The engine's literally on the ground.
27:05Does anybody know how to put this together?
27:07Is it all-wheel drive?
27:08Yeah.
27:09No, I don't know how.
27:11Fuck!
27:11We're going to be late as fuck, man.
27:12Like, fuck!
27:13I told you we should have flown, man.
27:15Fuck!
27:17Okay, you know what?
27:19I know who to call.
27:23Yo.
27:24Sorry.
27:26Yeah, what's up?
27:28Yeah, man.
27:31Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
27:35Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
27:37This is all that's left.
27:46I told you I was going away this weekend.
27:50Right before we left.
27:52How else am I supposed to make money?
27:54Just get Mom to watch him.
27:56Holy fuck!
27:57Relax!
27:58You always do this shit!
28:00Fuck, man!
28:01Hey.
28:04You got a lot of anger in here.
28:05I can hold space if you want.
28:07This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
28:11What are you talking about?
28:12All right, good news.
28:13It's got off the wall, sonny.
28:14He's got a guy coming through the border and he just hit your ride with him.
28:17Nice.
28:18Probably take the car, too.
28:19Sick.
28:26Here we go.
28:28You guys have a safe trip, okay?
28:30Take care of him.
28:32Nice car, by the way.
28:33Fucking white people.
28:36So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
28:40I don't know.
28:40I just, I don't, I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair.
28:44It was nice to be taken care of.
28:46I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else.
28:48Especially at home.
28:50Take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
28:52My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
28:55Well, because you're the eldest, right?
28:58Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
29:02But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him.
29:05That's just not me.
29:08Anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
29:10Yeah, but the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
29:14I don't know.
29:15Tell me, Chippy.
29:17Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
29:20Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of why you
29:24attract these dynamics.
29:28What do you mean?
29:29Well, it just means being accountable for your parents.
29:32My, me, I'm the victim.
29:35He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
29:36Him and all the other men.
29:39Right, that's fucking it.
29:41Shut the fuck up!
29:43I'm already fucking pissed for being gas-lit in therapy.
29:45Don't any of a lot of fucks have anything else to do?
29:47Holy shit!
29:49Sorry, ma'am.
29:50Sorry.
29:52Fuck's sake.
29:57What were you saying again?
29:58You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit and talk about the anger.
30:05What anger?
30:06Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
30:08You can get a gun and a burgess.
30:11Oh, oh, my gosh.
30:12I think this is our truck.
30:16Oh, dude.
30:17Oh, shit.
30:19Diljot.
30:19Come on in, bro.
30:20What's up?
30:21Oh, this is my cousin, Jasmeet.
30:23Good night, bro.
30:23Good night, brother.
30:24And this is his, um, this is his navi.
30:28Good night, brother.
30:28Good night, brother.
30:31Bro, thank you so much for bringing us up.
30:33Of course, of course, of course.
30:36All you Canadian ones say bro a lot.
30:38Yo, bro.
30:39Toilet, bro.
30:40Hemorrhoids, bro.
30:41This thing, bro.
30:43All right, we're basically just saying paji.
30:45If you think about it, our bro to paji ratio is the exact same.
30:49Paji this, paji that, paji oh, chaka paji eh, chaka paji.
30:52Paji, bro, bro, paji.
30:53Paji, bro, bro, paji.
30:54There's literally no difference, man.
30:56We all have that inner drive to say that word.
31:01So you nervous to host it?
31:03Uh, not really, man.
31:06I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
31:08Too many at this point.
31:11Come on, bro.
31:12A gig's a gig.
31:12You know that, man.
31:13Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, paji.
31:15Thanks, man.
31:16For how long have you been driving truck for sunny?
31:19Just under a year.
31:21Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
31:24Do you know what's bad there?
31:25Uh, you're tired, you know, usually, probably.
31:28You know, I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
31:33This has been keeping me steady.
31:35That's good, man.
31:36As long as it's on its work, man, you never know what that guy is.
31:38Oh, nothing like that, paji.
31:41I'm just grateful to sunny, paji.
31:43He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
31:46Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
31:51Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
31:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:56In his field, in his field.
31:57Well, you have to go back there to work in your field.
31:59Are you telling me to go back?
32:00No.
32:01Oh!
32:03Man, bro.
32:05Bro!
32:07Hey, yo.
32:25Hey, sir.
32:26How are you, sir?
32:31You are out of trouble?
32:36Sorry, I know my work is not right.
32:39How much respect you?
32:43It's not that we don't respect you, it's just that.
32:46I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
32:49Supervisor? What supervisor?
32:51I didn't even know my work.
32:52You don't have any respect.
32:54It's not that we don't respect you.
32:56It's just that.
32:57I can. I don't want to go with her.
33:14Hi, good evening. Are we checking in?
33:16Yes, we are.
33:17Great, what name is the reservation under?
33:19It should be under your name, mate.
33:21You got this, right? I'm gonna go get some emerald water.
33:23Okay.
33:23Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
33:28Can I get that now?
33:30Yeah.
33:32Cool.
33:36Is that gluten free?
33:38Yes, it is.
33:39Okay, then I don't want it.
33:41Oh.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Okay.
33:43I'll be back.
33:46Yeah, sorry about that.
33:47It's okay.
33:49Anyways, the name should be under a first name just to meet, last name Dutta.
33:52Okay.
33:53How do you spell?
33:54D-U-T-T-A.
33:55Uh, yeah, sorry.
33:58I'm not seeing anything under that name.
33:59Could it be under anything else?
34:01Um, just meet Swirled?
34:03Uh, yes.
34:06Okay, we do have that.
34:08Great.
34:08Great.
34:09Mr. Swirled.
34:10Yeah.
34:11Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
34:13Cool.
34:18Okay.
34:20Okay.
34:20Oh.
34:21Okay.
34:22Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
34:24Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
34:27We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
34:29Yeah, that's just my stage name.
34:31Okay.
34:32But I would, I would still need an ID saying that though, sir.
34:35Yeah, but that's me.
34:37It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
34:38It's literally me on the flyer.
34:45Oh, yeah.
34:46You look great on that.
34:48But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID.
34:51It's policy.
34:52Seriously?
34:54Can we get a selfie, please?
34:57Sure.
35:04Sorry.
35:05I already bent the rules on the cookie.
35:08Okay.
35:09Yo, Nubby.
35:10Yeah.
35:10Can you call the organizers?
35:11They booked the room under the wrong name.
35:13Yeah, just check again, man.
35:14I'm sure they have, man.
35:15Bro, just do your job, please.
35:19Always make me do this.
35:27Hello.
35:27Hello.
35:29Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
35:31Hello.
35:32I need one of you guys to come.
35:34These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
35:36They sound drunk.
35:37They're partying or some shit.
35:38Here, come to me.
35:39Hello?
35:41Hey, uh, it's just me.
35:43Uh, just me?
35:45The guy that's emceeing?
35:46Your competition?
35:47Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:48Bro, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
35:50It's so late right now, bro.
35:51Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now, and you can't check in, because the name
35:55is...
35:55Yo, oh shit, they're playing Raju Chacha.
35:57I'm on piano remix.
35:59Hey, seriously?
36:00Well, get under Mr. Swirl?
36:01Yeah.
36:02Sorry.
36:03Wait, he can change his name, right?
36:05Legally?
36:06Hello?
36:08Hello?
36:28Hello?
36:30Hello?
36:31Hello?
36:32Hello?
36:32What are you kidding me?
36:33Just me?
36:34Holy shit.
36:35Dude, what are you doing here?
36:38I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
36:40This is wild.
36:40Don't you live in Jersey?
36:41Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
36:43She's competing.
36:45I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
36:46You've accomplished so much.
36:48I've been watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
36:51Really?
36:51Okay.
36:52Um, full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm really embarrassed.
36:59Yes.
36:59I am also a stalker.
37:01I know.
37:02Also, you go by Maya now?
37:04Yeah.
37:04Yeah, it's, uh, you know, just to make life easier.
37:07And, uh, also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
37:11Just me.
37:12Okay.
37:12Alright.
37:13I'll see you, bro.
37:14Hey, Owen.
37:15They've got no rooms available.
37:17There's a motel, like, 30 minutes down the street.
37:19We've got vacancies.
37:21Alright, let me call the number.
37:22Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
37:24And you're hosting the competition?
37:26Yeah, there's some sort of name mixed up and the organizers are all drunk, so.
37:31Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
37:33I'll crash with my sister.
37:35What?
37:35No.
37:36No, no, no.
37:37Don't be ridiculous, man.
37:37No, trust me.
37:38Just me.
37:38She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
37:45Uh, okay.
37:46Uh, yeah.
37:47Yeah, that would be awesome.
37:49Are you sure?
37:49I'm sure.
37:50I got you.
37:51I'll just get my stuff out of there and you're good to go.
37:53Thank you so much.
37:54You're a lifestammer.
38:00I'm gonna smash that happy chick away.
38:04What?
38:04Managers gotta eat too, bro.
38:06Dude.
38:07I kissed the hotel girl.
38:09Really?
38:10What's she taste like?
38:12She tastes like hotel.
38:13Okay, let's go.
38:14Get your bags, man.
38:15Let's go.
38:16Hotel?
38:16What does hotel taste like?
38:21Heading out?
38:22Yeah.
38:23And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
38:25Sorry I was here all day.
38:26I just, I got so much work done.
38:28Not just therapy.
38:30Take it.
38:31What?
38:31Take the space.
38:33It's yours.
38:34Whenever you need it.
38:35Design work.
38:36Therapy.
38:37Sixteen Chapel.
38:38The ceiling.
38:39I don't care.
38:40Whatever.
38:40Free of charge.
38:41Sixteen Chapel, Sonny.
38:43What?
38:44And that's really nice, but why?
38:45Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
38:49Your presence, it's like, it's keeping my guys in line.
38:52Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
38:54Oh, yeah.
38:55You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies I used to get to buy me candy as
38:58a kid?
38:59That was cute.
39:00Terrifying, but cute.
39:01I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor, and everything the light touches is yours.
39:07Okay.
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39:41Hi, Jasmid. How are we doing? Feeling good?
39:44No, we're not happy. I'll take care of this, man.
39:47What the fuck was up with last night?
39:49You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
39:51And you out getting fucking drunk?
39:54I'm sorry, I hit the parties that we were at.
39:56Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
39:59Fuck, come on, man!
40:00No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
40:03I'm so sorry.
40:04Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Saab.
40:05And look at this green room. It's not private, and it's fucking bare, man.
40:09We have chips and water.
40:11What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
40:14What more do you want, dude?
40:15Like, get us some fucking steak, some kebabs, some sushi, some bottles of fucking Ciroc, some crown.
40:21I don't know if I can get all that in time.
40:22No, no, no. You will. Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
40:26Jasmid is an icon, kid. How's the fucking respect?
40:30Hey, I'll get right on it.
40:33Yeah, that's right. Can you believe this fucking guy?
40:36If it was all that necessary, he was like some Vegeta college kid.
40:39You can't keep lowering their standards, man.
40:41They'll never respect you if you let him keep getting away with this.
40:45I'm asking for Ciroc bottles in the middle of the day.
40:49Yo, managers gotta eat, too.
40:51Plus, it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters, you know what I mean?
40:54Damn.
40:55Time to go.
40:58Alright, good luck, guys.
41:03Bro, it's a full house. There's gotta be like a hundred people out there.
41:08This is a 1400 seat theater, bro.
41:12I'm in my glasses.
41:13Okay.
41:14Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the massive internet sensation and one of the funniest voices of our generation.
41:21The heartthrob himself.
41:23Give it up for...
41:25Friend!
41:28Hey, y'all. Congrats for 25 years of the North American, South Asian, Thailand competition.
41:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
41:36And I would have loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
41:39But your boy is guest judging the mass singer this week.
41:43I know.
41:44Womp womp.
41:44And I'm still hosting popular competitions.
41:46Man, just get out there and do your job, bro.
41:49Just focus.
41:50Love you all.
41:51Make sure you kill it.
41:52And you know what they say.
41:53Graham means love.
41:54Graham, out.
41:57Alright, now give it up for our host of the night.
42:01Jazby Tuta.
42:03Alright.
42:04Woo!
42:05Yes!
42:06Give it up for me.
42:07That evening that came out way too early.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:10The way he lasts a successful internet guy.
42:13That's not as hot as him.
42:15I'm here with you tonight.
42:17Isn't that fun?
42:18I'm excited.
42:21Oh, man.
42:22I just ran into one of the Panganath teams backstage.
42:26We gotta talk about your names.
42:27First of all, they're way too long.
42:29Okay.
42:29The team I ran backstage.
42:31Soneh Ghaburu Mitre Punjab de.
42:32Natcha de.
42:33Hasnay Tapa de.
42:34Johani Shera de.
42:36Toronto Division.
42:37Like, that's way too long, okay?
42:39You don't have to listen to the whole
42:41stupid dictionary into your days.
42:43You're alright, man?
42:44You seem stressed.
42:46Janandes, bro, is always fricking tripping, man.
42:49Oh.
42:50Well, as a recent survivor of an unconscious uncoupling, I can tell that you're brushing
42:54me off because you're avoiding your emotions.
42:56Alright?
42:57But, I'm here for you, man.
43:00Bro, look.
43:01Go take some pictures, man.
43:02Aren't you the social media guy?
43:04What?
43:04I don't even have my phone.
43:05What the fuck?
43:06What's wrong with you, man?
43:07Just...
43:08Bro, I gotta take this phone call, man.
43:09Just...
43:10God.
43:10I got you.
43:13Oh, man.
43:14Yeah, we got the music, man.
43:15It's an interesting pocket, man.
43:16Feels like we just now entered our 2000s era.
43:20We're still like 20, 25 years behind.
43:22I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
43:25They got blue of track suits.
43:27Jenny's walking around in a pink fur coat.
43:29Like, bro, you're not camera.
43:31You know what I mean?
43:33Honestly, the only thing we're missing is John Rule.
43:36The real John Rule.
43:37Not Dr. Seuss's blue leg John Rule.
43:39I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
43:40But the real John Rule, hopping on a track and just being like,
43:42Me, I don't care, murder.
43:45That's the only thing.
43:47But we're going to have fun regardless.
43:49So, let's give it up for our first team.
43:51I'm not saying their name.
43:52We're going to talk about this.
43:53Put your hands together.
43:55Let's do it!
43:56Woo!
44:01Build it.
44:14How this guy will be on his phone.
44:16He must be using so much data.
44:18He's using one hotspots.
44:34And yo, shout-out to my boy Jesse for killing it tonight!
44:41and all you sexy fucking girls
44:43I fucking love
44:44competition
44:46shots baby
44:51yeah shots
44:53can you tell your manager
44:55be careful the deposit in this room
44:57is real steep
44:59shots
45:03shit
45:04everybody shut the fuck up
45:08hey babe
45:10yeah
45:12I'm here with the boys
45:13we're just about to go to sleep
45:16no there's no one in the room
45:18yo shut the fuck up
45:22yeah
45:23no I didn't put it on you
45:25what are you talking about
45:26hey let me go to a better area
45:29okay yo man take care of the girls
45:31okay
45:33yo why are you always tripping
45:35I like seriously
45:40it's trippy
45:42alright I'm gonna take care of the girls
45:43okay
45:45hello
45:47uh
45:47hi do any women here need water
45:51no
45:52just let me know if any of the guys are acting
45:55aggressive
45:56or inappropriate
45:57I'm here
45:59yo how'd it go
46:00uh I don't know man
46:02I just feel like I'm an autopilot at these things
46:03so then why do you still do them
46:05so nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend
46:07like what else am I supposed to do
46:08put yourself in new places
46:10you know
46:11sometimes
46:12you might find a creative spark in the random spots
46:15yeah
46:16I guess you're right
46:17oh dude
46:18guess who I ran into
46:19who
46:20my first kiss
46:21where
46:22at the competition
46:24isn't that crazy
46:24and I think she might be single
46:26so what are you doing still talking to me loser
46:28go find out
46:29alright
46:29I'm gonna get out of this black house after party
46:31I'll talk to you later
46:31peace
46:34okay bye
46:37shit
46:38I might just have to make official uniform for my guys
46:41these designs are sick
46:42yeah
46:42thanks honey
46:43okay well look
46:43I'll send you an invoice to get the work started
46:45yo
46:46I give this girl a free office
46:48and somehow I'm getting charged
46:49is that what you're learning in therapy
46:51some reverse psychology shit
46:53I like this
47:11sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me
47:13like I just want to live and enjoy life
47:16I probably don't even love her anymore
47:18she probably doesn't even love me
47:20we were never fucking compatible
47:23I am so proud of you
47:24for opening up to me
47:27we stayed together because of the kids
47:28that's the way I was raised
47:31we don't do a divorce
47:32you feel me
47:33I feel so trapped
47:35I'm so alone
47:38this is a huge first step
47:42okay
47:42you can't heal what you can't name
47:45fuck
47:47you're so chill
47:48whatever man
47:49like thank you bro
47:50here
47:53one sec
47:54one sec
47:54hey
47:55get the fuck out
47:57he's having a breakthrough man
48:01hey
48:03I love you
48:06don't say that man
48:07like I barely know you
48:20wow
48:20look who it is
48:22hiding out from your rabbit pan
48:25I'll just take a little break
48:26enjoy the view
48:28so
48:29how did you like it
48:30it was good
48:31it was good
48:32your auntie jokes were
48:34so funny
48:35oh my god
48:35you're not even going to torture me
48:39hey
48:39um
48:40can I be honest with you
48:42sure
48:42I feel like you have
48:45funnier stuff you could be doing
48:47wow
48:48yeah
48:49no you're right
48:49but
48:50it's just
48:51isn't the right crowd
48:52okay
48:53well when you find the right crowd
48:54let me know
48:55I'll come watch
48:57you're gonna come all the way up
48:58to Toronto
48:58yeah
48:59really
49:00yeah
49:01you know
49:01Toronto's actually next on my list
49:04okay
49:05well
49:06if you
49:07ever need a place to crash
49:09I can return the favor
49:11oh
49:12okay
49:12well I might actually take you up on that
49:15okay
49:19it reminds me of when we uh
49:21snuck out to watch the stars that night
49:23oh my god
49:25wow
49:25that was crazy
49:28yeah
49:28you know
49:30that was actually my first kiss
49:33mine too
49:34really
49:35yeah
49:37hmm
49:39also I
49:40totally didn't apologize for how much spit
49:42and slobber
49:43and drool
49:44I got all over your face so
49:45I was new at it
49:46actually
49:46all good
49:47and I'm way better now
49:49oh
49:49yeah
49:50mm-hmm
49:51well I'll be the judge of that
49:54yeah
49:57mm-hmm
50:11well
50:13oh
50:14it's like uh
50:15ten percent less wet
50:17okay
50:18that's an improvement
50:19maybe if I keep practicing
50:21I'll uh
50:21I'll get there
50:22oh you wanna keep practicing
50:23yeah
50:23practice makes perfect
50:24oh
50:26yeah
50:27it's the only way to perfection
50:30you're right
50:30always
50:32I
50:33I
50:34but
50:35I
50:36I
50:37I
50:37I
50:37I
50:37I
50:37I
50:39I
50:39I
50:39It's my time
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