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00:28The
00:37This is not good.
01:01I can't shake them.
01:05Send her to the challenge!
01:11Corey, don't!
01:18What are you doing with this?
01:25It's good.
01:39Killer move, Corey. How'd you beg it?
01:41Gotta go with your instincts.
01:43Good instincts? You just bagged the all-time high score.
01:48Yes!
01:50No fair. You must have logged a gazillion hours on that game.
01:54Maybe more. But for the first time, I really felt it, you know?
01:58Like I actually was a sentry of the last cosmos.
02:01Hey, watch it!
02:03Or what? You gonna bop me with a flaming sword? Get a life.
02:10Weirdo.
02:10I don't know.
02:12Shirk?
02:15Shirk?
02:30Oh, yes, that's true.
02:31Was that a sad ghost?
02:33It's an epicenter-spent.
02:34Where did you epilogue camas?
02:35A máquinas یges.
02:36Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:37Wow.
02:37Uh, yeah, yeah.
02:40It's Hogg?!
02:43Look, if we tweak these codes, we can design our own sentry scenarios.
02:48Don't you ever think of anything else? I mean, there are other games.
02:52Yeah, right.
02:56Got mail?
03:02Oh, my God.
03:05What?
03:06It's from Simon Harper.
03:08The guy who created the sentries? No way.
03:12Yeah, the great wise one himself. He's like a god, and he's inviting me to Sentrycroft.
03:17To where?
03:19His private estate. Nobody goes there.
03:26So what's he want with you?
03:41State game and vision.
03:43Corey Cavallari. I'm here to see Mr. Harper.
03:55I'm telling you, it's the ship Baron uses in game three to escape from Barabara.
03:58It totally is not. It's...
04:00The galactic glider.
04:02From game four, The Secret Darkness.
04:05Exactly. I mean, duh. What else?
04:08It was also in game five, modified for time travel by the wise one.
04:12Yeah! I knew that!
04:16I can't believe I'm actually standing here. It's like a dream.
04:20I assure you, it's quite real.
04:22Where did you come from?
04:24Mr. Harper?
04:25Hey, that's the robe of the wise ones!
04:27Easy, shut up!
04:29But he's quite right.
04:30This is the mantle worn by all the initiated, what you call the wise ones.
04:35Too few against the minions of the Dark Regent.
04:37Come now, into the Sanctum of Centuries.
04:53All the last Cosmos games are connected to this computer.
04:57From here, I keep track of many things, including the player's scores.
05:02Shui.
05:04You three represent the cream of the crop.
05:07The highest scorers in all Gotham.
05:10All's rich way!
05:11You are here because each one of you has shown extraordinary aptitude.
05:15To us, Last Cosmos is more than a game.
05:19Yeah, it's our whole life.
05:21Your devotion reflects a profound commitment to the ideals of the centuries.
05:26But are you ready to take the next step?
05:37Oh, wow.
05:39Do you have what it takes to become real centuries of the last Cosmos?
05:45Maybe.
05:50So get this.
05:51My school counselor says my problem is I lack direction.
05:55Go to the Hall of Records.
05:57I'm showing a break-in at their databank.
05:58Not that direction.
05:59Somehow, I don't think that's what she meant by direction.
06:11A big smoking hole could be a clue.
06:17You don't say.
06:32Here it is.
06:34The databank that's been infected by the dark region.
06:43I thought the SentryCon was next month.
06:45Stay back.
06:46We're on a sacred mission.
06:48What?
06:48You're going to save the planet from the dark region?
06:51Sentries to the challenge!
07:21Sentries to the way!
07:35Terry!
07:47Terry!
07:48Terry!
07:51Can you hear me? Terry!
07:56I'm here.
07:58What happened?
08:01I just got my butt fried by the sentries of the last cosmos.
08:06What?
08:07Hmm.
08:10You're kidding, right? Real sentries?
08:12Yeah, and I've got the real bruises to prove it.
08:15Weird.
08:16They said they were sent on a sacred mission by the Wise One.
08:20Wise One?
08:21That's what Corey calls Simon Harper.
08:23The guy who created the game?
08:25He invited Corey to come and meet him.
08:27Do you think there's a connection?
08:29Is Jar Jar lame?
08:32Yes.
08:33Corey, wait up!
08:36How was Sentrycroft?
08:38Okay, I guess.
08:40Okay?
08:41Come on, Guv.
08:42That's a hard place to crash. What's it like?
08:44Yeah, come on, Sentry. Report!
08:47Just a joke to you, isn't it, McGinnis?
08:50Well, that's all it was.
08:51A joke.
08:52A big nothing, okay?
09:01What now, oh wise one?
09:14Whoa.
09:16No way a fanboy like Corey wouldn't spew about this.
09:19He's covering something.
09:21Yeah, just be careful.
09:43Yo!
09:48Let's go!
10:07Quite resourceful.
10:08I'll have to program that strategy into my next game.
10:11And what kind of game is that, Mr. Harper?
10:12What do you mean?
10:15I met some of your Sentries last night.
10:18They didn't play by the rules.
10:22You must understand.
10:23There are thousands of hardcore fans.
10:26Many dress up as my characters, conventions, that sort of thing.
10:29I have absolutely no control over them.
10:32In fact, that very fan fanaticism is why I've had to install such elaborate security measures.
10:37So you don't know anything about those Sentries at the Hall of Records?
10:40I'm sorry. I wish I could be more help, but...
10:45I wish I could be more help, but...
10:54Sentries, to me!
11:05What happened, Rise One?
11:07The Dark Regent's servants have been here.
11:10We'll find them.
11:11No. I have a more important mission for you.
11:15The Dark Regent himself is here on Earth.
11:20He's taken on a human form, disguised as a man named Elden Michaels.
11:26Elden Michaels?
11:28What are you saying?
11:29Sentries of the Last Cosmos is no mere game.
11:45It simulates a real war.
11:47One being fought in the deepest reaches of space.
11:51For centuries, we wise ones have used it to recruit trainees like yourselves.
11:56Now, you must confront the Dark Regent to save our universe.
12:02That's all you can find for Elden Michaels? An address?
12:06From a few years ago.
12:07I've checked every data system. There's nothing on him. Not even a birth date.
12:11Maybe he really is from outer space.
12:38Danger.
12:39Danger.
12:41Danger.
12:41Danger! Danger! Danger!
12:48Cute.
13:11Eldon Michaels, I presume.
13:13I thought you were somebody else.
13:16Obviously.
13:18What's this, a word processor?
13:20It's a typewriter.
13:21It belonged to Philip K. Dick, the greatest writer who ever lived.
13:26You're a writer, too?
13:27Well, duh.
13:29Why is Simon Harper after you?
13:31Why? Because he's a two-faced Janus, a pirate, and a charlatan. And I can prove it.
14:03My research!
14:13No.
14:22It's a ghost!
14:23Stop!
14:23Where are you taking me?
14:24Let me down!
14:26Help!
14:46Harper, you miserable, requiant.
14:49If you wanted to face me, do it yourself.
14:51Don't involve these deluded, lame brains.
14:54Why have you brought him here?
14:56What should we have done?
14:59Kill him.
15:00But the sentry's code of honor.
15:02Like he knows anything about honor.
15:06Silence!
15:09He is the Dark Regent.
15:11He must be destroyed.
15:12What?
15:14Dark Regent?
15:16He's plotted against me.
15:17It was a lawsuit, you madder.
15:20Simon, if 20%'s too much, I'll settle for 15.
15:25Lawsuit?
15:26What's he talking about?
15:28This.
15:33Those papers.
15:35Dash him!
15:44It's all fake.
15:54What is it?
15:55Century to the Lost Cosmos, written by Eldon Michaels?
16:00Right.
16:02Michaels created the game.
16:03Harper just produced it.
16:04He was supposed to share the profits, but he went back on the deal.
16:07It's a lie!
16:11That's why it had you destroy the databank where the original contracts were stored.
16:15Don't listen!
16:16He's trying to cloud your minds.
16:26It's all in here.
16:27There's where Zim-Zam learned to fly.
16:29From the eagles of Cholesian.
16:32And here's where Eren gets the golden feather from Princess Alna.
16:41I'll destroy you, you crathoran moon slug.
16:45You're starting to believe you're official.
16:54Let's go.
16:58Sentries to the challenge.
17:12Game over.
17:15Woo!
17:22So they finally saw through Harper's smoke and mirrors?
17:25Why did he do it?
17:26Didn't you already have enough money?
17:28It's not easy to give up being God.
17:29I guess you'd know.
17:32Poor kids.
17:33Looking to a video game for something to believe in.
17:36Yeah.
17:37What do they do now?
17:46What do you want?
17:48You left this at Centurycroft, Mr. Michaels.
17:51It's too important to trust anyone but you.
17:55Thanks.
17:58Wait!
17:59What did the Wise Ones mean when they said, seek the center?
18:02And why did they send Eren to Paraphora?
18:05And the golden feather.
18:06What's with that?
18:07Hey, it's just a game.
18:09But you know.
18:10You're the man.
18:12Yeah.
18:12The real Wise One.
18:16Well, if you really want to know, it all started a long, long time ago in a cosmos far from
18:25Earth.
18:25Oh, cute.
18:27Lord.
18:28Good.
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