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00:01Good morning, professors.
00:03Good morning, Rube.
00:05Good morning, professor.
00:07Good morning, Rube.
00:08What's up?
00:11Today we have full figure gals hungry for an extra helping of sex appeal.
00:17I'm going to need the help of three of you professors to show these women how to supersize their fabulosity
00:24and sass up their everyday drag.
00:27Caution, dangerous curves ahead.
00:30I'm Amber.
00:31I used to be a bubbly person, but ever since I gained weight, now all I want to do is
00:36stay at home.
00:37I really want Drag U to help regain my confidence back and that sparkle and sass that I had.
00:43My name is Mary, and in this last year, I've gained 50 pounds.
00:47I may never go back to that girl, and I want to embrace the new me.
00:52I'm Sinead.
00:53I'm a nanny to three kids.
00:55I spend my days covered in baby food and spit up.
00:57I spend my nights alone because I'm insecure about my weight, and I came to Drag U to learn to
01:03embrace my curves and discover a sexy new me.
01:12Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
01:15Now, I understand that you ladies have some rather weighty issues.
01:19Here at Drag U, we've got the solution.
01:23Starting right now, you're going on a strict diet of fierceness, of glam realness, and you'll work out on the
01:32runway as you exercise your God-given right to love yourself.
01:37Now, RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
01:42You'll be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
01:47D is for drag transformation.
01:50P is for performance.
01:51And A is for your attitude adjustment.
01:55You have 48 hours until your draguation.
01:58Only one of you will draguate with top honors.
02:01And walk away with a fabulous Drag U scholarship.
02:05Hey, Julissa, tell us what she'll win.
02:07Our top Drag U will receive a year's supply of custom makeup by Cinema Secrets Professional Cosmetics and a $1
02:14,000 gift card for fashions from Overstock.com.
02:18And that's not all.
02:19The top Drag U will also receive $3,166.97.
02:27Are you ready to do whatever it takes to become the baddest bitch in school?
02:32Mm-hmm.
02:33Can I get a RuPaul?
02:35RuPaul!
02:35All right, first stop, the Drag Lab.
02:39Walk this way.
02:42No, really, walk this way.
02:46Door.
02:48This is the Drag Lab.
02:51Here you'll find everything you'll need for your diva transformation.
02:56With more big wigs and body makeup than Big Ange on Mob Wives.
03:01I see wigs and shoes and glittery earrings.
03:05Wonderful girly things.
03:06Wonderful girly things, oh my.
03:07But the most important facture is your own personal drag professor.
03:13Door.
03:20Amber, you're with Sharon Needles.
03:23Those eyebrows, cheekbones, full lips. I wish I was fat and black.
03:28Mary, you're with Raja.
03:30I will make Mary believe that Big is beautiful.
03:33Sinead, you're with Pandora Box.
03:36I'm really excited because I can see the smoldering temptress beneath the frump.
03:40Professors, it's time to take your students through drag orientation.
03:45Ladies, this is the beginning of the rest of your life.
03:50Fire, fire, fire.
03:55Would you rather be a bootylicious brainiac or just skinny and stupid?
04:00You know, like me.
04:01Who would have thought Sharon Needles, the new professor at Drag U, it pays to be stupid.
04:08Bootylicious brainiac.
04:09Oh, yes, ma'am.
04:10Because there is nothing wrong with a good booty and a big brain.
04:14And this is your best form-fitting outfit?
04:17Oh, no, girl.
04:19So, when did you start gaining the weight?
04:22I hurt my ankle badly.
04:24Couldn't walk for like three months.
04:25Oh my goodness.
04:26Crutches, girl.
04:27And I just kind of felt out of place.
04:30I don't know, I felt like I wasn't good enough anymore.
04:34Sweetie.
04:34It's just hard with the weight.
04:36I feel like it's really holding me back.
04:38Some of my best friends are big girls, and they're the biggest divas I know.
04:43They can party me under a table.
04:45I just want to bitch-slap Amber across the face and let her know that just because you're a big
04:50girl doesn't mean you can't be a diva.
04:52Here we are.
04:53What made you come here?
04:54I've changed in this past year.
04:56I was diagnosed with underactive thyroid, not producing my metabolism to keep up with what I'm eating, so.
05:07Within a year, I've gone up nine sizes.
05:11I'm here at Drag U to feel fabulous, and I feel like I was a hot tamale, but I'm not
05:17sure what I feel like now.
05:19I feel that people don't see Mary.
05:21I feel people just see me as being fat.
05:24I hold a photo of you in your best form-fitting look.
05:28Is this correct?
05:30Tell me about this.
05:35I don't want to be her.
05:37I can see the potential in all of your sexiness.
05:40It's all there.
05:40It's going to take a little work, but that's what we're here for.
05:43We're here to help you out, and we're going to have a fantastic time doing it.
05:46I'm concerned because Mary seems very emotional, and I just want her to keep focus.
05:50You know what?
05:50I firmly believe that if you can't hide it, then just throw some glitter all over it.
05:55Bring the glitter on.
05:56Shall we?
05:57Yes.
05:57Are you ready for this, Mary?
05:58I'm ready for this.
05:59I'm so ready for this.
06:00If your ideal sexiest man alive asked you on a first date to a nude beach, would you go?
06:07Oh, God.
06:08Nude.
06:09No.
06:10Really?
06:11I'm sad for me now.
06:13I'm sad for you, too.
06:14Yeah.
06:16And now you live in Hollywood.
06:17I do.
06:18And you're not the typical Hollywood, I've thrown up everything I've ever eaten size.
06:23I guess that's part of why I stopped really trying to compete, if you will.
06:27I have this photo here.
06:29Your best form-fitting look.
06:32Oh.
06:32You're not bringing sexy back.
06:34No.
06:35Or forward.
06:36No.
06:37The expression on my face said it all in that picture.
06:39Just, I give up.
06:40I don't care.
06:42I'm guessing that dressing like a schlumpedinka doesn't make you feel happy.
06:46She called me a schlumpedinka.
06:48It makes me feel like I'm blending into the background and no one is noticing me.
06:52Why do you want to blend into the background?
06:54Because if people can see me, then I need to be fabulous.
06:57I see it.
06:58I see your fabulousness in there.
07:01Ladies.
07:02Now, before you can work it as a drag queen, you have to learn how much fun it can be
07:08to dress up.
07:09Now, using all the colors in the crayon box, put together a quick drag look and show me what you're
07:16working with.
07:17Now, you have five minutes.
07:19Ready.
07:20Set.
07:21Play.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:22I'm confused.
07:23Oh, yes.
07:25Oh, no.
07:26That kind of scares me.
07:27Oh, yes.
07:28Burn, baby.
07:29Burn, girl.
07:29Disco Inferno.
07:31Oh, so heavy.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:32I just had a glamour orgasm.
07:34I'm wondering where the tennis shoes are.
07:35Tennis shoes?
07:36No.
07:37Well, good luck.
07:39Oh, come back.
07:41The bigger the hair, the closer to heaven.
07:44I had to pee.
07:45I pee really quick.
07:45Smaller the hair, closer to hell.
07:47It feels good.
07:48Feel yourself.
07:49Ladies, meet me at the Dragulator.
07:54All right, Amber.
07:55You've got the little Liza jacket on.
07:58Oh, but what happened to the dress?
07:59It didn't really fit.
08:00Didn't fit?
08:01Mm-mm.
08:01Mary, you also went with the little Liza Minnelli jacket.
08:06I guess that's what I'll be expecting this fall.
08:09Sinead, those shoes look really cute on you.
08:12Do you wear high heels ever?
08:13Um, not this high and not often, no.
08:16Now, the Dragulator is a highly sophisticated piece of technology.
08:21Now, I input your personal data, and the Dragulator determines your drag name
08:27and gives you a glimpse at the diva you'll unleash and take home.
08:32Amber, let's see what the Dragulator has in mind for you.
08:35Okay?
08:39Coming up.
08:40You've got tears in your eyes.
08:42And later.
08:43Oh, my God. I think my foot.
08:44Oh, God.
08:47Dragulator me.
08:49It's a miracle. Drag U.
08:57All right, Amber, let's see what the Dragulator has in mind for you.
09:00Okay.
09:04Commence Dragulation.
09:08Dragulation complete.
09:11Daisy Flowers.
09:13Oh, my goodness.
09:14I love how it's a cap tan.
09:16It covers certain parts, but there's peek-a-boo areas, too.
09:19You've got that leg showing there and that hair.
09:22It's letting those gorgeous cheekbones do all the talking for you.
09:27You are going to be fierce.
09:29Mary, it's your turn.
09:31Are you ready?
09:32Scared, but yes.
09:33Good.
09:35Dragulation complete.
09:38Stella Constellation.
09:39Ooh.
09:41That's right.
09:42You've got tears in your eyes.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Why?
09:44I see the potential of learning to embrace the new me that I could be.
09:48Trust.
09:48You will be.
09:50I'm a big believer in proportions.
09:52And that one-shoulder storyline just lengthens the neck.
09:57It shows you've got great arms.
09:59Remember this the next time you go shopping.
10:02Last but not least, Sinead.
10:07Rita, rock it.
10:09No way.
10:10The Dragulator has opened up the eyes.
10:14That liner on the bottom just makes the eyes explode.
10:17I love that open neck.
10:19The proportions are perfect.
10:21And then that flowing cape in the back is just going to be the piece de resistance.
10:25Do you see yourself in there?
10:27No, not yet, but I would like to.
10:29Love it.
10:29All right, ladies.
10:31It's time to ditch your quick drag and get ready for your first lady lesson.
10:39Allow me to introduce our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
10:43Good morning, girls.
10:46Good morning, Lady Bunny.
10:48Lady Bunny?
10:49What were you doing back there?
10:50Oh, just a few vocal warm-ups with a male staff member.
10:54Emphasis on the staff and his member.
10:59Bunny, I want you to help these women get gorgeous, kissable lips.
11:03Ladies, learn it and learn it well.
11:07For today's lady lesson, let's turn to the Drag U handbook.
11:15Look, it's celebrity stylist and makeup expert, Brandon Liberati.
11:19Hi.
11:20Hey, Lady Bunny.
11:21Woo!
11:22It's easy to make your lips look sexy and gorgeous no matter what mouth you're born with.
11:26Or what mouth you've purchased.
11:28Okay, Mary, step into the kissing booth.
11:31Mary, tell me about your lips.
11:33I'm looking for a sexy, fuller lip that maybe my husband might want to buy.
11:37Okay, Mary, to get plump lips, first apply a nude lip liner to accentuate the natural curve of your lips.
11:44It's easiest to apply lip liner starting at the top and working to the corners and then the bottom lip
11:49from corner to corner.
11:50Then I like to take the lip liner and fill in the lip to use it as a primer.
11:54That will prevent the lip gloss or lipstick from bleeding.
11:57Then I'm going to apply a natural shade of lip color all over the lip.
11:59I am using Caramel from Cinema Secrets.
12:03After applying the lip color, we're going to apply a high gloss shimmer to the center of the lips.
12:08That will create the effortless pout.
12:10What do you think?
12:12Oh, I look fabulicious.
12:14Okay, Amber, step into the kissing booth.
12:17I love my beautiful big lips, but sometimes I want to learn how to minimize them.
12:22To minimize naturally large lips, apply the lip shade first, keeping inside the natural lip line, and choose a darker
12:29matte shade of lip color.
12:31Apply the lip liner just inside the natural line of the lips.
12:35Start at the top and work down to the corners.
12:39Ooh, nice. I love it.
12:41Last but not least, Sinead.
12:43Tell me about your lips.
12:44I want to do a vampy red lip.
12:47Let me share the secret to the perfect red lip.
12:50If your eyes are light brown, hazel, or green, you're going to pick an orange-red lipstick.
12:54If they're blue, you're going to choose a Wonder Woman red, and if they're dark brown, a berry red.
13:00Sinead has beautiful light brown eyes, so I chose Simply Red by Cinema Secrets.
13:05When applying the perfect red lip, fill in the lip with the lip liner as a primer, working from the
13:11center out to the edge.
13:13What do you think?
13:14Oh, wow. Vampy.
13:15Eat your heart out, Angelina Jolie.
13:18Is it getting hot in here, or am I having a hot flash?
13:22And if you really want to create a wild, funky look, try these Violent Lips lip decals.
13:27Brandon, I think I need some lip service back in my office.
13:31And that's today's lady lesson. Bye-bye!
13:34Bye!
13:35Coming up...
13:36Oh, I see the circus is in town.
13:38Are you ready to kind of embody this?
13:41I'm just scared.
13:43And now, a word from the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
13:48Homofessional.
13:50Is homofessional A, where drag queens go to spill their secrets?
13:54No tea, no shade.
13:55B, a prehistoric caveman with a flair for fashion?
13:58100% bearskin.
14:00Or C, a professional homosexual?
14:02Work it girl.
14:03The answer when we return.
14:05Drag U, are you ready for me?
14:09So what does homofessional mean?
14:12C, a professional homosexual.
14:15When you want something done right, hire a homofessional.
14:19My suits are provided by Klein, Epstein, and Parker.
14:22This has been a word from President RuPaul.
14:25It's a miracle! Drag U!
14:32Oh my God, look at that.
14:34I'm getting towards believing.
14:35Right now, I'm still in hoping.
14:37Hopefully, I will find the confidence.
14:39Maybe trapped under the wig somewhere.
14:41Are you ready to kind of embody this?
14:43And when I say embody, I mean embody.
14:45I hear what you're saying, Raj. I really do.
14:48I'm just scared.
14:49You ain't got nothing to worry about, girl.
14:51I see so much potential in you. I think you can do this.
14:54Now, Stella's from space, because she got a cape on.
14:57And capes are a very, very special thing you have to work with in drag.
14:59There's a certain flair.
15:01My concern about being Stella Constellation is not having the attitude that goes with the look.
15:05No tea, no shade, but you did tell RuPaul that nothing fit.
15:08I'm more comfortable with pants.
15:11That's what coming to drag you is all about, is diving into things that you're afraid of.
15:16I want my confidence back, but it's hard for me to take those steps.
15:19Do you want to kick those other bitches' asses?
15:21Yes, definitely.
15:22Well, the only way we're going to do that is that if you face your fears and listen to me.
15:27Okay.
15:27I'm never wrong.
15:29Okay, hold on, hold on.
15:32Oh.
15:33No one walks like that.
15:34We gotta get used to showing your boobies.
15:37Okay, hold on.
15:37Yeah, that's gonna be a problem.
15:39Not show that much boobie.
15:40If you have problems with your boobies coming out, they're showstoppers double-stick fashion tape.
15:45If your foot is going forward, then your shoulder goes back.
15:49See what I mean?
15:50Okay.
15:51There's a lot of shoulder involved.
15:52A lot of shoulder.
15:57It's close.
15:58Sway it.
15:59Move it.
16:00Make it happen.
16:01Oh, I see the circuses in town.
16:04Two clowns.
16:05Sharon, you're calling me a clown?
16:07We came to work together in the same polka dotted car with 50 other queens.
16:10All right, kids.
16:11Gather round.
16:15You're born naked and the rest is drag.
16:18I'm here to help with your everyday drag looks.
16:22Amber, this is your current everyday drag look.
16:26Oh, you can do better than that, darling.
16:29Here are two new options.
16:31You get to choose one.
16:34Oh.
16:36Wild.
16:37A leopard print blouse with swimming black slacks and kitten heels.
16:43Or ravishing.
16:45A red wrap dress with an extravagant draped necklace and jeweled flats.
16:51They both look very beautiful.
16:53Mary, this is your current everyday drag look.
16:58Tsk, tsk, tsk.
17:00Now, here are two new options.
17:03You get to choose one.
17:06Ooh.
17:08Charming.
17:08A maroon wrap dress, plunging neckline, and a champagne platform.
17:15Or sassy.
17:17A blue heart-shaped blouse to enhance the décolletage with a pencil skirt and wild pumps.
17:25Wild.
17:26Now, that is some form-fitting looks.
17:28Now, pick one, girl.
17:29Sinead, this is your current everyday drag look.
17:34Uh-huh.
17:36Now, here are two new options.
17:38You get to choose one.
17:40Ooh.
17:42Sophisticated.
17:43Yes.
17:44A jersey-draped Grecian gown belted with bold platform pumps.
17:51Or, beguiling.
17:53A laced pencil skirt paired with a black top with draped neckline and peek-a-boo shoulders and patent leather
18:04booties.
18:05Rawr.
18:05I hope she picks the one that shows off her décolletage.
18:09Raja, who provided these fabulous fashions?
18:12Kiana clothing.
18:13Of course.
18:15Of course.
18:16Now, your homework assignment will be to pick the outfit that pushes your boundaries and leaves the faculty gagging.
18:24But now, put on your hootie boots and meet me at dance class.
18:31Where are my girls at?
18:33Make your heels clap.
18:38I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Adam Cooke.
18:42Hi, Adam.
18:43Adam Cooke is adorable.
18:45I'm gonna clone him and make him earrings.
18:47Adam has choreographed numbers for American Idol.
18:50And now, he's gonna help you shake it up.
18:54Now, Adam, what song have you chosen to set these women free?
18:57What's Love Got To Do With It by Tina Turner.
18:59Ooh, Tina Turner!
19:01Tina Turner!
19:03Now, Adam will also be judging your final performance.
19:06And he don't wanna see no half-step.
19:07And you hear me, girls?
19:08Okay.
19:09Let them have it.
19:11All right.
19:11All right.
19:12So, what I'm gonna teach you right now is your signature move.
19:15You're gonna roll your shoulders.
19:16One.
19:17Two.
19:18You've gotta be able to move with those curves.
19:21I wanna see some ga-dunk, ga-dunk, ga-dunk.
19:23And then you're gonna smack your knees and put your butt out.
19:26Adam's got booty that pops all over that stage.
19:29All the way out.
19:30Ooh!
19:31A whole lot of booty on that, okay?
19:33My booty is popless.
19:35It's just not...
19:36Flowing.
19:37Flowing.
19:37She needs to put a little push in her tush.
19:39Are you a little nervous about the step?
19:41I'm a little uneasy with my weight.
19:43I don't want people to look at me.
19:45I don't wanna be noticed.
19:46And I think that's why I'm having such a hard time.
19:48Embrace everything about yourself and your body, and it'll work out, okay?
19:52I promise you.
19:52Okay.
19:52Mary just needs to let loose and just give it her all because I know she has it in her.
19:57A little bit more on the sexy right here.
19:59I was nervous once I realized the amount of shimmying and the size of heels I would be doing it
20:04in.
20:04Vibing it too with your face, not just thinking of the choreography, but really embracing it, okay?
20:09Yeah.
20:09Sinead's biggest obstacle was flirting with her face.
20:12She really has to be sexy.
20:13Seven, eight, hit, down, up.
20:17Show it in your face.
20:18You know, make love to yourself.
20:20Her face was not giving me anything sensual.
20:23My ankle hurts and stuff.
20:25Your ankle hurts.
20:26It's bothering me, and I just wanna make sure I get everything right, but my feet are hurting right now.
20:29Amber just needs to really forget all of her fears and just free herself in the dance.
20:33I know it's obviously a struggle, but if you're constantly thinking about your ankle, you know,
20:37we're not gonna get the performance value of it, and it's gonna hurt you in the end.
20:40We definitely still have a lot of work to do on finding the character.
20:44Bringing that out is the most important part, and that's what we really have to focus on before your performance.
20:48I have so much work to do before tomorrow's performance.
20:52If the dance moves aren't perfect, just sell them face, darling.
20:57Fake it till you make it.
20:59I've been making a career off it.
21:01But tomorrow, with my ankle, I do need to be careful.
21:04Coming up, lift yourself up on your tippy toes.
21:07I'm scared.
21:08We definitely need a miracle today.
21:11Here's a drag queen tip about hiding your eyebrows so you can give yourself better ones.
21:15To conceal your eyebrows to create a totally new look,
21:18use a glue stick.
21:20Yes, Mary.
21:21I said glue stick.
21:23First, mat down your brows with a glue.
21:26Then powder over the glue, cover with foundation, and powder again.
21:30Then you can draw in your new fantasy brows, very Marlene Dietrich.
21:34And don't worry, the glue comes off with cold cream.
21:36I'm Professor Morgan McMichaels, and that's your drag tip for the day.
21:40Drag queen, are you ready for me?
21:43It's a miracle.
21:45Drag queen.
21:49We're on the beat.
21:51Adam wants us to pop it, but I'm not a popper.
21:55I felt really good about that one.
21:57I really did.
21:57I hope I can do the same thing out there.
21:59We can.
22:00The pressure has been on since we got here, but this morning it is thick.
22:05Hand emotion.
22:07Good morning.
22:08Good morning.
22:09Good morning.
22:10Good morning.
22:10It's draguation day.
22:12So how are you feeling today?
22:14I'm supposed to be all super confident and sexy, and that part is slow coming.
22:20Okay.
22:20It might be the outfit.
22:22This does not inspire confidence.
22:23It's not giving me sexy.
22:24Sinead uses a lot of humor to deflect her emotions.
22:28My brother does drag.
22:29Your brother does drag?
22:31I love a family that drags together.
22:37How's it going?
22:38It's good, I think.
22:40Mostly, I think it's more bringing in the confidence and the sexiness and the attitude
22:44and the work in the crowd.
22:46You know, if you're looking after a child, anything the kid does is fabulous.
22:52Yeah.
22:52Is that your philosophy with being a nanny?
22:54Oh, yeah.
22:55I'm very hands-on and loving with them.
22:57That's your angle right there.
22:59Think of Rita Rocket as your fabulous nanny.
23:04Supercalifragilisticexpialope.
23:05Fierce!
23:06Rita Rocket is a consciousness that says whatever you do is perfectly fine.
23:12There's no way you can mess this up.
23:15It's all fixable.
23:17My stomach just unclenched for the first time all day when you said that.
23:20That's what Rita Rocket feels like.
23:23Rue reminded me that while I'm really good at taking care of other people, I never even think to take
23:28care of myself.
23:29I realized there was really nothing to worry about because even if I messed it up, it was going to
23:33be awesome.
23:34I'm going to rock my supercalifraggy freaking nanny inner diva.
23:38Now walk.
23:40Category high heel realness darling.
23:43Amber has to ditch those flats and it's time for her high heel examination.
23:47Did I pass?
23:49Yes, my mom.
23:50Oh my gosh.
23:50I feel so free.
23:52Miss Needles has me dancing like I'm in the club and I feel good and free.
23:56Oh my God.
23:57Oh my God.
23:58I think my foot.
23:58Oh God.
24:00Look at my toe.
24:01Oh my God.
24:02Amber trusts me and here she is injured again.
24:06Please, please, please bring it together.
24:09This cannot be happening.
24:11Oh.
24:11Oh my God.
24:12Here.
24:12Can you do something for me?
24:13Lift yourself up on your tippy toes.
24:16I'm scared.
24:17We definitely need a miracle today.
24:19Does that hurt?
24:20No.
24:21Sorry.
24:21I'm so sorry.
24:22I think it was a muscle spasm.
24:24What?
24:24Alright Amber, now it's time to talk to President RuPaul.
24:29Alright.
24:29Remember, Ru knows all.
24:31An excuse never works with Ru.
24:33Bring your A game.
24:36Did you hurt your foot?
24:37Yeah.
24:38Taking off the shoes.
24:40Taking off the shoes.
24:41Oh yeah, taking off the shoes.
24:42Feet allow you to walk and to be grounded.
24:46Both feet are injured.
24:48What does that mean to you?
24:50Maybe it's telling me that I'm not grounded.
24:52You know, it's a little voice.
24:54I'm always listening to it.
24:56Well, I gotta tell you, that voice will never ever go away.
24:59You have to counter that voice with the voice of Daisy Flowers.
25:03I used to be her.
25:04I just pushed her to the side.
25:05Why do you think that is?
25:07Feeling sorry for myself.
25:09And be honest with yourself.
25:11Am I addicted to the feeling of being full of pity for myself?
25:16Exactly.
25:17You stop playing small.
25:19Play the greatness that I see in you.
25:21Okay.
25:22Your best defense is Daisy Flowers.
25:26Make her grand.
25:27Make her all the things that you used to be and more.
25:31Okay.
25:31All right, baby.
25:32All right.
25:32I will prove to myself, Rue, and the world that I am done with playing small.
25:37So I'm just like to ignore and then I just like kind of walk with my hair.
25:42How about you?
25:44No.
25:45Okay.
25:45We're not gonna let the hand just go limp.
25:47We're gonna make this a full expression, okay?
25:49Kind of curl underneath it and flip back and let your face linger over your shoulder.
25:54How's it going out there?
25:55It's been really tough and I'm not feeling that sexy self that I am for my husband.
26:01Does your husband tell you that he doesn't find you sexy?
26:05He tells me that he loves a tamale or an enchilada.
26:09It don't matter to him.
26:10I'm still as spicy as the day he met me.
26:12I have been thinking my husband wasn't in love with me, but it's actually me that wasn't
26:17in love with me.
26:18You have to be willing to change your perception of what gaining weight means.
26:22You can change the world.
26:23You can change your mind.
26:25I wanna be the new me and love the new me.
26:28But if you have an addiction to the unhappiness, you have to be willing to let go of that.
26:35Right.
26:35You know?
26:36I think once you see Stella Constellation, you will have a different idea of what your
26:42body looks like and how beautiful it is.
26:44And that's what you could depend on Stella Constellation for.
26:47Stella knows all.
26:49I'm looking forward to that woman.
26:52Take that confidence you gain tonight and take it with you when you're shopping for whatever
26:57size you're gonna be shopping for.
26:59Okay.
27:00Okay?
27:00And take Stella into the bedroom, so.
27:03Okay.
27:03You know?
27:04Let her have some fun.
27:06Stella needs fun.
27:08Stella is gonna get her groove back.
27:13I am feeling so beautiful right now.
27:15My brother is gonna freak when he sees me.
27:18I'm so excited to see Amber.
27:20I could rainbows.
27:21Roy G. Bibb.
27:22There it is.
27:22The only thing wearing me is my ankle.
27:25I feel beautiful.
27:26Stella's got her groove back.
27:28I wanna prove to my husband that I still got it.
27:31I hope she comes out of this feeling sexier, cuz hey, I reap the benefits.
27:35Once I had the makeup on and the hair on, especially when the nails came on, suddenly I found who
27:41Rita was.
27:41I'm here to see my best friend Sinead today.
27:44She hardly ever wears makeup.
27:45I cannot wait to see her on the stage tonight.
27:47Faculty, friends and family.
27:49It's time to Draguate, bitches.
27:52Drag U, are you ready for me?
27:56It's a miracle, Drag U.
28:00Faculty, friends and family.
28:02Please welcome your Drag U professors.
28:05Sharon Needles, Raja, and Pandora Box.
28:09And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
28:15Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
28:18Here to evaluate my girls are the faculty.
28:22Our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
28:26Our dean of dance, Adam Cook.
28:31And our visiting professor is a fierce advocate and a phenomenal actress.
28:36From Mike and Molly, Holly Robinson-Pede is here.
28:43This week, our class of full figure gals worked hard to put some nerve in their swerves and curves.
28:51And it do take nerve.
28:54Now it's time to celebrate.
28:56Let the Draguation commence.
28:59Amber's life hit a roadblock when she fell down the stairs.
29:03But now she's back at top speed and ready to flaunt her wares.
29:07Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Daisy Flowers.
29:22I used to be the life of the party until I had my injury and I gained all this weight.
29:27And well, I lost my bubbly personality.
29:30But Drag U has really helped me with a fresh new start.
29:34And let me tell you, this Daisy Flowers has got the power, honey.
29:40In 48 hours, I watched Amber go from sweatpants slob to glowing caftan couture.
29:48Mary lost her self-esteem when she gained some extra pounds.
29:53Now she's got her sexy back and ready to make some sexy rounds.
29:56Ladies and gentlemen, Stella Constellation.
30:08I was a spicy Latina girl.
30:12But then I lost my spice.
30:15But Drag U has helped me to embrace these curves.
30:19And I am Stella Constellation.
30:21One hot tamale.
30:25Stella Constellation is the brightest star in the heavens.
30:31Sinead got so beat up in Hollywood, she almost needed stitches.
30:34But now, bow down and worship her, you skinny L.A. bitches.
30:38Ladies and gentlemen, Rita Rocket.
30:42All right!
30:57I was living life small as a nanny, taking care of the kids, but not myself.
31:02But a drag you, I discovered the child in me.
31:05And now this Rita is ready to rock it.
31:08Rita, rock it is knocking my tits off.
31:12She's fabulous.
31:15All right, Draguets, now begins your oral examination.
31:19Daisy flowers, all that hair.
31:22Oh, girl.
31:23Is it heavy?
31:24Three Advils, that's all you do.
31:27All right, who is here to cheer you on?
31:29My brother, shall I say Miss Geneva, honey.
31:33So, Miss Geneva.
31:34Yes, ma'am.
31:35Who's the fiercest drag queen now?
31:37Geneva.
31:43Okay, wait till we get home.
31:46Now, in the drag lab, I gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks.
31:50And here's the look you selected.
31:53Falcatee.
31:54What do we think of Daisy flowers, drag transformation, and attitude adjustment?
32:00I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
32:03Your confidence level has definitely gone through the roof.
32:05You look so beautiful.
32:08You're like an ebony glow.
32:09Stella constellation.
32:11How has Stella helped you change your perception of yourself?
32:15I looked at myself in that mirror.
32:17I said, what am I waiting for?
32:20The world is waiting for me.
32:21That's right.
32:22Now, I gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks.
32:25And here's the look you selected.
32:28Let's turn to our falcatee and hear what they have to say.
32:32When you came through the doors, you had such a confidence and a glide on the runway that I thought
32:37was beautiful.
32:38Stella constellation is out of this world.
32:41I love the fluttering hands and work in the cape and very sensuous.
32:46And last but certainly not least, Rita Rocket.
32:49You are feeling it, aren't you?
32:51Oh, I'm feeling it from head to toe, sugar.
32:53No, I gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks.
32:57Here's the look you selected.
33:00Falcatee.
33:00That strut that you did on the runway, I better see that later on in the dance because that's what
33:04I've been waiting for this entire time.
33:05But girl, Judy Jetson ain't got nothing on you.
33:08Ladies, it's time for your final dragxamination, which counts for half of your grade.
33:14So whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
33:19So don't flunk it up.
33:24It's a miracle, drag you.
33:29Falcatee family friends.
33:31Tonight, our top draguet will receive a prize packet that includes a $1,000 gift certificate from overstock.com to
33:41kickstart her new wardrobe.
33:42Now, as president of Drag U, it is my honor to present the draguating class of Daisy Flowers, Stella Constellation,
33:52and Rita Rocket.
33:54Ladies, let them have it.
34:05You must understand the touch of your hand makes my clothes react
34:15That it's only the three-o, boy, me, me, girl, opposites a trap.
34:22It's physical, only logica.
34:31You must try to ignore that it'd be fun and bad.
34:37What's love got to do, got to do with it?
34:41What's love got a secondhand emotion?
34:46What's love got to do, got to do with it?
34:49Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
35:01What's love got to do, got to do with it?
35:06What's love got a secondhand emotion?
35:10What's love got to do, got to do with it?
35:14Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
35:24Thank you, ladies.
35:25Please wait backstage while the Falcatee decides which one of you will draguate with top honors.
35:34So Falcatee, based on her DPA, what did you think of Daisy Flowers?
35:41I thought Daisy really blossomed in terms of confidence.
35:43As far as her ankle was concerned, she was very nervous, and I think she just went for it, and
35:48she performed the hell out of it.
35:50She reminds me of a beautiful black Barbie doll.
35:52All right, Falcatee, based on her DPA, what did you think of Stella Constellation?
35:58The performance didn't bowl me over, but I don't think she missed too many of the words.
36:03She definitely did embrace her curves.
36:05She was very sexy.
36:06Total 180 from what she was when I was working with her.
36:08All right, Falcatee, based on her DPA, what did you think of Rita Rocket?
36:13Well, there are many types of drag, and one is a clown.
36:17Rita Rocket is a hilarious clown, and I would pay to see that bitch.
36:22The pro that I have for her is that she's so funny and she never turns off.
36:26The con is that she never turns off, because she kept pulling focus from the other.
36:30Look, but she's out here, you know, trying to snatch it.
36:32All right, Falcatee, it's time for your decision.
36:35I leave it in your capable hands.
36:38Draguets.
36:39Please reply to the main stage.
36:42Now, the Falcatee has compiled your final grades, and we have a winner.
36:47May I have the envelope, please?
36:49The top Draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is...
36:57Rita Rocket!
37:01Condragulations!
37:03I can't believe I won.
37:04I can't believe I did this.
37:06I can't believe I'm here.
37:08It's all just very exciting.
37:11It's so funny, everybody!
37:14I have three wins at Drag U.
37:16Suck on that, bitches!
37:20I'm just so glad she wanted something.
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