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مسلسل Baby Daddy مترجم - Episode 1
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00:05ah amazing right yeah bathroom bedrooms nice views of other bedrooms and bathrooms really
00:14appreciate you letting me crash here bud are you kidding you're doing us a favor no flush
00:18Tony just moved out last week sure this isn't a problem seriously the best day of my life was when
00:24I heard you got traded to the Rangers your family my place is your place man technically it's my
00:28place okay and next time I say hey let me help you with that let's try no thanks I got
00:35it you look
00:38like an eater so just so we're clear the left side of the fridge is mine I got it Tucker
00:46come on my
00:47brother and my best friend it's never gonna get any better than this the three of us together
00:52there's nothing that's gonna stop us except for maybe that there's a baby on my doormat
01:10it's amazing how the unexpected can take your life and change directions
01:24where did it come from I don't know but whoever left it they couldn't have gotten far
01:31stay there baby make sure she stays there
01:38I'm just saying for a woman who just had a baby she moves remarkably fast
01:44how could you just leave her here bet you gotta calm down okay I'm sure she's not even your baby
01:48exactly it could just as easily be your baby right not so much no and I've only been in town
01:58an hour I
01:59mean I'm fast I'm not that fast this is not my baby wait wait wait guys we got a note
02:06her name's Emma I
02:10don't know any Emma's the baby's name is Emma hi Emma hey Ben did I ever tell you about that
02:21hot
02:21waitress someone out with name Emma Danny focus the mother who's the mother sorry um Angela
02:33who is Angela she was nice actress that girl was crazy does this anything else uh she's sorry
02:43she didn't know what else to do and she just needs a little time time how much time and that
02:50would be
02:51the perfect amount of time oh that's Riley I gave her a call while you're outside Riley fat pants
02:58parent what's she doing here you have a friend named fat pants oh I'm definitely marking my food
03:05no Riley's in law school now took her a while I guess the LSAT is kind of tricky but trust
03:12me
03:13she will know what to do
03:23you look amazing how did that happen they have lost a pound or two hundred you sat on my head
03:33and
03:33gave me a concussion remember talk Riley Riley Tucker Riley grew up across the street from us and used to
03:41kick the crap out of bed every day of his life oh congrats on the law school thing thanks don't
03:45worry I know a bunch of people had a hard time getting in
03:52I didn't do anything
03:56oh hey hey it's okay princess aren't you gonna pick her up
04:08me what you guys see breasts and instantly think mommy
04:14okay fine
04:28believe me I know how scary it is to wake up in a strange place
04:39I'm just making conversation are you hungry oh I bet you're hungry huh let's see what you got is this
04:48all you brought with you oh that's okay we'll just send one of these boys out for provisions and oh
04:55I think somebody needs their diaper changed I'll go to the store yeah I'm going to
05:04please
05:05these boys are so stupid aren't they yes they are they're so stupid yes alright so
05:12then you just stick the tabs down and voila she's good to go hold her while I get her
05:19body ready would you uh me I'm not really a baby person hold her
05:37please isn't this fun there you go
05:42you want to maybe uh take a step over here she okay
05:53nice and easy
06:01she having fun
06:05yeah you guys look comfy
06:10I can't believe this is happening
06:14I'm not ready to be a dad
06:17what if Angela never comes back
06:18oh my god taste this
06:26chicken carrots and pasta okay all in this little jar
06:33it's like gross yet oddly delicious
06:39come on man it's gonna be okay
06:41how do you know I don't but it's all I got
06:45excuse me how old is your baby
06:49oh um that's a good question
06:52I met Angela at that party in the village and we dated for maybe six weeks before we were
06:58intimate
07:01and she broke up with me pretty much right after that
07:05I'm sure there was no correlation
07:08so we're into August now and they take like nine months once we're up and running
07:12I think so
07:13so
07:22three months
07:23three months
07:25my baby's three months old
07:31put this back
07:34she ain't got no teeth
07:37so the first thing Ben has to do is take a paternity test
07:43I mean pfft
07:44although it's pretty obvious she's his
07:48same smile
07:49same ears
07:51same little sparkly fleck of yellow in the iris
07:56what?
07:58do I have something in my nose?
07:59I know you guys think that's funny but it's not
08:01you like Ben
08:03what?
08:05no that's insane
08:06I tormented the guy every day of my life
08:08holy crap you really do like Ben
08:11we're back
08:12hey Ben you're not going to believe what Riley was just saying
08:15yeah
08:15how did it go?
08:17you guys left and I realized I should have given you a list
08:21why?
08:21I mean everyone knows you're not supposed to give a baby solid food until it's at least four months old
08:25and sitting up on its own
08:26that woman was mean
08:27I think we're all done here
08:31oh alright
08:32just one good belt and she's done
08:35I think you can handle this part
08:37what? me? right now?
08:37are you sure? hey tucker?
08:38don't say
08:39oh
08:41alright Danny
08:41yeah
08:42you're in charge
08:42wait you're not leaving are you?
08:44no I'll be good I promise
08:45dude I showed you how to do everything
08:47yeah but I wasn't paying attention
08:48you can't go
08:49Ben tell Riley she can't go
08:51you can't go
08:52bye
08:52ooh wow Ben
08:56I never noticed how sparkly your eyes are
09:02please Riley
09:03we'll never make it through the night without you
09:15fine
09:16I'll stay
09:21see that's what I'm talking about
09:23right
09:24hey she didn't spit up on my shirt though did she
09:44I should be back by five
09:46wait where are you going?
09:47uh work I gotta shift
09:48wait you couldn't get anyone to cover for you?
09:50oh see that would have been a good idea
09:51too late now
09:52no way bro
09:53tucker and I are not watching your kid
09:55yeah the big guy's right
09:56I mean there is no
09:57hey
09:59thanks man see ya
10:01how does this keep happening to me?
10:16wow very impressive
10:18and who said you had no discernible skills?
10:20I think that was you
10:24Riley what am I supposed to do?
10:26well there's not really that much we can do until Angela comes back
10:30but I think we should probably talk about the elephant in the room
10:33which for once isn't me
10:36how much do you want to be involved?
10:39I don't know what I want
10:41last year I was doing construction
10:43before that I was waiting tables
10:44now I'm flipping bottles
10:46I haven't figured my life out yet
10:48not you
10:49what does that mean?
10:51oh come on college?
10:53law school?
10:54this transformation?
10:58you see what you want and you go for it
11:01yeah
11:03not always
11:05oh hello
11:06I used to own my bra
11:10hey
11:11I'm really sorry I sat on your head all those times
11:15Angela's back
11:16I'm on break man
11:18I'm sorry I sat on your head
11:20smooth move fat pants
11:24where is she? where's Angela?
11:26first of all
11:26she woke up the baby
11:31second she wanted me to give you that envelope
11:32you let her leave?
11:35what's the matter with you?
11:36oh I'm sorry
11:37my bad
11:38but I was a little preoccupied
11:40raising your child
11:44read it
11:44I think you'll be happy
11:47they're adoption papers
11:49she's putting Emma up for adoption
11:50and she needs me to relinquish my rights
11:55if I sign this
11:56I'm not a father anymore
11:57amazing right?
12:00well see
12:01I'm not the only one who's excited
12:04yay
12:05woo
12:13so I signed this
12:14and Emma has a new daddy?
12:16pretty much
12:17the letter says they already have a family lined up
12:22if I do this
12:23if I let her go
12:25I don't want to hear about it
12:27I never want to talk about it again
12:28okay?
12:29okay
12:33where is my precious little grandbaby?
12:35mom what are you doing here?
12:37I'm a grandma
12:38hey mom
12:40what is she doing here?
12:41did you tell her?
12:42I didn't even tell her I was here
12:44oh I'll get to you
12:46oh
12:48hi
12:50oh she is just a big old pile of love
12:54yeah I really don't think that's love that you're smelling
12:59okay who wants to explain to me
13:01why I had to hear that I was a grandma
13:03while I was getting my nails done
13:05that Jennifer Perrin couldn't wait to let me have it
13:09ever since that fat pants daughter of hers got into law school
13:12she's just been
13:16hi Riley
13:20I didn't see you there
13:21you're so thin now you should wear a bell
13:28oh
13:33is this duct tape?
13:38we were having a closure issue
13:41oh what?
13:41you couldn't find a stapler?
13:42honestly
13:44can't sign those papers now
13:45it's not gonna happen
13:46hey don't worry about mom
13:47you gotta do what you think is right
13:49I'll totally back you up
13:50what papers?
13:51you're on your own bro
13:57mom
13:59I have some news
14:00yeah
14:00you knocked up some girl
14:02because you couldn't figure out the basics of birth control
14:04we're past that honey
14:05okay
14:07mrs. Wheeler
14:09Bonnie
14:10really?
14:10mrs. Wheeler
14:12Emma's mom wants to put Emma up for adoption
14:14and for Ben to sign away his rights
14:17really?
14:19so you're
14:21you're thinking about giving up this little girl?
14:25yeah I was thinking about it
14:28oh good
14:29oh good
14:31what do you mean good?
14:33oh Ben honey
14:34you can't begin to understand the kind of sacrifice it takes to be a parent
14:38when I married your father
14:40when I married your father and I had you two
14:40I had to put my dreams on hold
14:42what dreams?
14:43being single and childless
14:47Ben
14:48honey I love you
14:50but you can't raise this little girl
14:52you haven't even finished raising yourself
14:54you can't cook
14:55you're barely paying your bills
14:57honey I still buy your pants
15:05this baby needs a grown up
15:08you gotta sign those papers
15:169am
15:17she'll be ready
15:21done
15:22somebody from the adoption agency will be here first thing in the morning
15:26you okay?
15:27yeah why wouldn't I be?
15:29Ben if you don't want to do this
15:31it doesn't matter
15:32mom was right
15:34I couldn't raise this baby even if I wanted to
15:36bro
15:37it's gonna be okay
15:38it happened
15:39you dealt with it
15:41and now like you said
15:42we're never talking about this again
15:45it could have been a model
15:49but you've seen your uncle Danny
15:50yeah
15:52nobody could recover from that
15:57he was so big
15:58I had to have a C, D, and E section
16:04no don't
16:05I swear to god
16:06no
16:06I will hurt you
16:07okay
16:09so
16:10did you always like Ben?
16:12oh my god
16:13I'm obsessed
16:15I don't know
16:16kind of
16:18I guess I always thought maybe someday
16:19but back then I just figured I was too fat
16:21or too
16:22loud
16:22or too hairy
16:25hey
16:25we're not making a list
16:27well you've grown to be a beautiful and successful woman
16:30I think you can safely move on from Ben Wheeler
16:32why would I want to do that?
16:34did you miss the part in the story about the baby?
16:36the baby
16:37he doesn't want to give up?
16:38that's true
16:39then why did you make that call?
16:40because his entire family is telling him he can't do it
16:43if nobody believes in him
16:45how can he believe in himself?
16:46you can't do it alone
16:47you don't know that
16:52oh it's Ben
16:53your mom's about to leave him alone with the baby
16:55you're going?
16:56alone is in all caps
16:59ow
17:01what was that for?
17:02making me talk about my feelings
17:04you know I hate that
17:05then go easy on your brother
17:07okay?
17:08he looks up to you
17:09in his eyes
17:10you have everything
17:17not everything
17:22wait wait wait wait
17:23wait
17:24you
17:25you gotta give me a minute
17:30maybe now I know why I was trading
17:35you're right
17:37I didn't believe in him
17:39I didn't think he could do it
17:41so why are you telling me?
17:43because
17:44if you go in there and help him
17:45he'll never believe in himself either
17:49Riley Riley Riley Riley Riley Riley please
17:51she's hungry or thirsty or tired
17:54I don't know
17:55I don't speak baby
18:01what is going on?
18:03Vanessa and I were at the movies
18:04when Ben called and said
18:05Emma's having some kind of meltdown
18:06I don't think Emma's the problem
18:08Tucker I swear
18:09if you're not home in two seconds
18:10I'm gonna eat all your food
18:13Tucker
18:18turn it off
18:36okay
18:39so it looks like it's just gonna be you and me, huh?
18:43I guess you're really gonna do this thing
18:46okay
18:47okay Emma, hi
18:48hi baby
18:50come on, it's okay
18:53please don't break
18:54please don't break
18:55please don't break
18:56okay
18:57okay
18:58it's okay
18:59it's okay
19:00it's okay
19:02it's okay Emma
19:04daddy's here
19:05it's okay
19:09it's okay
19:14I'm telling you
19:15there is no way
19:16bodily functions make him queasy
19:18he can do it
19:19he can do it
19:19where's your faith, man?
19:23see?
19:24there you go
19:26yeah
19:28okay
19:30hi
19:31hi
19:31hi
19:34hi
19:35hi
19:35hi
19:45Emma
19:47please eat
19:49come on, Emma
19:51look, look, Emma
19:51it's good
19:52it's good
19:54mmmm
19:57oh, total lie
19:58it's actually quite disgusting
20:01no wonder you don't want to eat
20:06please eat
20:08come on, Emma, just a sip, okay?
20:11come on
20:13okay, come on
20:14Emma, you have to eat
20:16eat, I'm begging you
20:17I'm begging you
20:19come on
20:19come on
20:23come on
20:24come on
20:25come on
20:25come on
20:26come on
20:26come on
20:27come on
20:31come on
20:31come on
20:31come on
20:32come on
20:32come on
20:35come on
20:47you want some now you want some here it comes here it comes baby
20:56oh my god you're eating thank you so much
21:03holy crap now i'm crying
21:07crap don't say crap don't use swear words
21:11oh i can't believe you're eating
21:17you're so cute
21:25hey wake up
21:26dude you're drooling on me
21:38hey hey you okay yeah
21:43i think i want to do this
21:46i can't let her go
21:48i love her
21:52do you guys hear me
21:54yeah yeah we heard you
21:56you should probably call the agency it's almost seven
21:58come on emma
22:00here we go oh somebody could use a bath
22:05oh you both could
22:06we were gonna go out already but i want to give it to her okay
22:09we're really gonna have to get on some kind of schedule though for real
22:12what do you mean
22:12well we have a baby now so i mean we kind of have to be adults
22:16i'll do this job
22:45i'll do this
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