- 9 minutes ago
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:01Previously on Love Overboard,
00:05Bella got her wish when a mustache meat man arrived.
00:08How about you win a challenge for me?
00:11Sure.
00:11And then you bring me upstairs.
00:12Kind of giving me butterflies down there.
00:15Things started to get freaky between Karai and Leela.
00:19We haven't kissed yet, but I would say after that,
00:22something's going to happen.
00:24Delaney sent Prasad overboard.
00:29Keith humbly moved on from Sade.
00:32And while Lo is writing her love story with David.
00:36I stand beside David down the aisle.
00:40David is realizing they may not be on the same page sexually.
00:44We've had sex in a handful of times. I haven't come yet.
00:47What?
00:48A very titillating episode of Love Overboard starts now.
00:55There he is.
00:57Keith!
00:58Oh, there he is.
01:00Keith!
01:02Oh, there he is.
01:03Let's go, baby!
01:04Hey, ladies!
01:05Hey, ladies!
01:05Me and Keith, I think we have a good thing going,
01:08and he's really been like my rock in here.
01:10And it's something that I feel like I've needed for a long time.
01:14We're going to see where this goes.
01:15I'm a one-woman dude.
01:17I feel like you're kind of a one-man girl.
01:18Yeah.
01:19Cool.
01:19I'm not too worried about it.
01:20It's your water.
01:24Top Side Love is in bloom with David and Lowe, Karai and Leela, Tam and Gia, and Keith
01:33and Delaney all reveling in romance.
01:36Girl challenges tomorrow.
01:38If I were to win, like, would I take up?
01:41But Downsider Bella's search for love has been wilting since the day she arrived on the
01:48Chakra.
01:49Bradley's the only one I'm actually interested in.
01:51I think he's hot.
01:52I don't think he thinks he's hot, which is perfect.
01:56I don't want my man knowing how beautiful he is.
01:59That's something I want to think about because I'm finally taking a risk and wanting to get
02:03out of the downside.
02:04So I'm like, who would I even fucking bring upstairs?
02:07Whatever you want to do, whatever you, like, think is what, you got to do what's right
02:10for you at the end of the day.
02:12It's literally based on who I trust.
02:14Everything I want out of this experience is on the top side, which is a fine man, good
02:22food, a little drink and a nice fancy glass.
02:26Did you maybe see a connection with me?
02:31Uh, I don't know.
02:32I do like, I do think that we have like a nice like rapport.
02:36Yeah.
02:37But I just don't have any like feeling feelings.
02:41So yeah.
02:43I'm just like mad at myself that I ate so many chips and fucking.
02:49Hold on.
02:50BRB.
02:50Hold up.
02:51Yep.
02:51They're still here, baby.
02:53Woo.
02:54Oh, I fucking ate that.
02:55I don't get rejected where I'm from.
02:58I'm the egg girl of the Midwest.
03:00I think that I was obviously doing him a huge mega mega favor by even giving him the time of
03:07day.
03:12Nice.
03:13Now that I know there's not a connection with me and Bradley.
03:15At this point, all I can focus on is winning the challenge, getting to the top side and then just
03:21figuring it out from there.
03:22While Bella heads back downside to lick her wounds, our top side couples are licking other things.
03:31Ooh, can we zoom in a little?
03:39Attention, milk jugs and soy boys.
03:42Caviar brunch that you did not pay for is ready on the deck.
03:46Top side girls, fill up on fish eggs as today's challenge is getting physical.
03:52Someone will be walking the plank tomorrow and you don't want it to be you.
04:01Lila, have you ever read caviar before?
04:03I haven't.
04:04I don't want to eat it.
04:05Just throw in your mouth.
04:06I can't eat this though.
04:07You can choose different toppings.
04:11It kind of looks gross.
04:13It's so good.
04:15Do I chew it?
04:16Yeah, put it in your mouth and like gargle it.
04:21It's crazy.
04:23The way I act with Tim is a way I've never acted with anybody because I feel like before this
04:29experience, I said,
04:30if I'm really into somebody, I act very feminine and soft.
04:33And then if I'm not that into them, I'm kind of very much like bro with them.
04:38So it's kind of the perfect balance that I've never seen with a guy like I didn't even know it
04:42existed.
04:43Salty, salty.
04:47I think Karai and I are doing really well.
04:50Being up top is definitely very different and it's a lot easier to explore your connection with somebody.
04:55And the last challenge for the boys was kind of sexual and romantic.
04:59There's definitely some romantic energy.
05:02Never again?
05:03Uh-uh.
05:04We've not kissed.
05:05No, we've not kissed.
05:06But there's definitely a connection between Lila and I.
05:08We'll just fill it out.
05:09We'll see what happens.
05:10Maybe, you know?
05:11I don't know.
05:11Maybe soon.
05:13Are you nervous for your challenge today?
05:16Uh-uh.
05:16No.
05:18I feel pretty good this morning.
05:19Last night was a doozy.
05:22We just had like a lot of fun last night.
05:27I like want to stay with him.
05:29I want to be with him.
05:30I feel like we talk a lot about like our future and everything.
05:32I'm really here for him and like I'm all in for him.
05:35So you think a girl's going to get a photo?
05:37Maybe that's what today is.
05:39If it was, who do you think would go?
05:42We got a handful that probably ought to go.
05:45Everybody would else.
05:48I do really like Lauren.
05:50But I kind of feel this pressure to be something bigger than just one of us.
05:55Like this pressure to be this power couple who's been here since day one and stayed up top.
06:03I feel like I've been trying to find my person for a while and I think sexual compatibility is really
06:09important.
06:10And there's been girls that I've dated in the past that just, we didn't have sexual compatibility even though we
06:15had a lot of other things.
06:17And it seems like we're not necessarily compatible sexually.
06:24Jesus Christ, her parents will see this though.
06:29She is great.
06:32Fuck.
06:40Sometimes I forget we're on a boat and then I get seasick.
06:43Well, yeah, me too.
06:45I think it's also the nerves for me.
06:47Why am I letting these fucking five, two men make me feel not confident?
06:54I am so confident.
06:55I know I'm beautiful.
06:57Don't let anyone make you feel that way.
06:59You know who you are and remind yourself when you feel yourself forgetting.
07:03Dude, I can't.
07:05You know what?
07:06I might just walk that plane.
07:08No.
07:08Or I say, I get one of these little boy punks and I bring them up with me through this
07:16challenge.
07:17While this is a girl's challenge, I'm gonna let them cry, beg, piss and plead.
07:21Because you had a premonition you won, right?
07:24Yeah, we'll see about that.
07:26While Bella struggles to find a real man on this sensual chakra,
07:31Andrew continues to fall deeper in love with himself.
07:36I'm very presentable, I think.
07:38Like that's important to me is to look good and I love hair.
07:40I love good hair.
07:41How's my hair look? Good?
07:43Can you just make sure my hair looks good?
07:46I put some attention into that for sure.
07:50I like the long hair.
07:52My mom does too.
07:53I'm not a big fan.
07:55Just thinking about how I want a haircut.
07:57Got the best barber in New York and he's not here.
08:00I'm gonna put my best foot forward and have a positive attitude on this.
08:04Wow, Andrew.
08:06Your mummy would be so proud.
08:10Attention!
08:11Downside hunks.
08:13Bring your buckets, sponges and those used and abused forearms to the top deck to start rubbing.
08:19Alright boys, get to work.
08:21No, start scrubbing!
08:23The playing ceremony.
08:24I think we're all in a place right now where we need new women on this boat.
08:29I know and I just feel so pressured to like find someone.
08:32But like I'm worried, I'm worried that I won't.
08:35Bella, right?
08:36No.
08:37You wouldn't?
08:38No.
08:38If there aren't any hot girls in the bar, I go to the next one.
08:40It's not like that here. You're stuck here.
08:42I think we'll all get a chance to the girl.
08:44We also might have girls coming.
08:46If there are, I'm gonna freak out because I'm really excited about that and we need some more girls on
08:51this boat.
08:52I'd have to see if there's a connection there, but it's possible.
08:55I got your guys' backs for sure, both of your guys.
08:57Of course, of course.
08:58Yeah, bro.
08:59Jesus Christ.
09:03Oh my God.
09:04We've arrived at our next challenge.
09:07Oh my God.
09:09Topsiders, prepare to fight for your relationships.
09:12Oh my God.
09:13Downside boys, don't be whiny bitches yet.
09:17For you, I may have a surprise or two.
09:20All right, game time.
09:21The mission.
09:22Are you seeing the vision?
09:24The bigger, the better, the better, the bigger.
09:26I'm one in a million.
09:28I'm coming alive now.
09:30I can't be denied now.
09:31Oh shit.
09:32I'm white till I win and I made the decision.
09:34I'll never go back now.
09:37Cuties holding hands.
09:39Oh my God.
09:41Welcome to your next challenge, Storm the Castle.
09:44So this time all of the women will be competing, but naturally it's time to stir some shit up.
09:52Two new shipwreckers have earned their spot in the competition.
09:57There are two women on their way.
10:00I don't mean to seem so excited.
10:03So please welcome our new shipwreckers, Val and Christine.
10:19Hello.
10:22We have two new BBL baddies here.
10:27What the fuck are y'all trying to do to me?
10:32Hello.
10:34I do a lot of crazy things for love.
10:36My parents didn't like a guy, so I hit a relationship for two and a half years.
10:40When I am set on somebody and when I really like somebody, it is really hard for me to like
10:44divert.
10:46And sometimes it clouds my judgment a little bit.
10:50I think a lot of people don't think I'm as smart as I look, I guess.
10:53So they would never guess chemists.
10:55They would definitely be like, oh, she's probably a bottle girl.
10:58I don't even know.
10:59I tend to go for the tall, dark and handsome brown eyes, brown hair.
11:03I definitely am someone that if I see someone I like, I will go for it.
11:07Okay, pity.
11:09Those girls are exactly David's type.
11:11And that kind of gets me going a little bit.
11:13I mean, they're new and they don't know the dynamics of everything.
11:15So I'm feeling a little nervous.
11:17Good morning.
11:30How are you guys?
11:32Good.
11:32How are you?
11:33Good.
11:33I won't ask anybody else.
11:36New girls.
11:37I would say Val does fit maybe my usual type.
11:41I have said I do like plastic and I do like big buds.
11:44But like, I just, I'm really happy with Lauren.
11:53Oh, I know this girl.
11:55Immediately when she walked down, I said, I've met this girl before.
11:58We met in the VIP section of this club in the Hamptons last summer.
12:04And she seemed into me last year.
12:06I thought it was, she was hot as hell then.
12:07I think she's hot as hell now.
12:10Well, you can go join the rest of our crew.
12:15How are you?
12:16Hello.
12:17What's up?
12:17What's your name?
12:18Christine. Nice to meet you.
12:19Christine is one of the most beautiful girls I think I've ever seen in my entire life.
12:22And I'm really excited to be able to spend more time with her and get to know her better.
12:25Okay, so today's mission, simple.
12:29Our downside girls can challenge a top side girl and all you have to do is win the race to
12:36the top of the wall.
12:37Each top side guy will be waiting up top and he is your ticket out of economy and into first
12:44class where you belong.
12:46Our two new shipwreckers will be downsiders and can challenge for a spot on the top side.
12:53Okay, top side men, come stand over here.
12:57So somber.
12:59So somber.
12:59All right.
13:00If you're planning a sneak attack, it's not so sneaky anymore.
13:04Declare your target now.
13:07Does anyone want to challenge Gia for Tim?
13:10Yeah.
13:11I'm gonna forget.
13:12Yeah, it's Christine.
13:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:15I haven't been told too, too much about like what happens on the boat yet.
13:19So I can't really be strategic.
13:21And I'm just picking whichever one I think is cutest.
13:24First up is top sider Gia versus shipwrecker Christine.
13:31This shit is scary.
13:32This is the first challenge I've actually had to participate in.
13:35I know I'm gonna have to full force it because that's my man.
13:38Ready, set, climb.
13:42Yes, Gia.
13:47You got this, baby.
13:49You're going brave.
13:50Spider monkey, baby.
13:51That was not the strike.
13:53You got this.
13:54You got this.
13:54Come on.
13:55Come on.
13:55I'm just thinking about Christine and how hot she is and how bad I want her and how I'm
14:01gonna have to deal with Jake the whole time.
14:07Nice try, Christine.
14:09You'll love the down side.
14:12And your new neighbors are very excited to welcome you.
14:15Let the games begin.
14:17Okay.
14:17Would anyone like to challenge Lila for Karai?
14:23Nobody?
14:25I kind of thought I was maybe a little ugly now because no one's going for me.
14:29But honestly, super happy that no one's going for me.
14:31So if I can just remain ugly for the rest of the time here, that's perfect because Lila's great.
14:36Would anyone like to challenge Lila for David?
14:44Val.
14:44Wait, which one is Val?
14:46I'm Val.
14:48Okay, cool.
14:49Oh, shit.
14:50Oh, fuck.
14:51Hell yeah.
14:52David is very attractive.
14:53Val, mind you, I'm coming in, so I don't know what the fuck is going on, but everybody
14:57was like, you know, kind of shocked about that.
15:00David smiling is crazy.
15:02Get the fuck out of here.
15:03Wipe that smile off your face.
15:05Literally.
15:06I'm going to say something to her.
15:08I think that Lila can tell that one of the girls might be David's type.
15:14Lila has a little bit of spice and she can bite.
15:17So I think that she's a little bit intimidated.
15:21All right, ladies.
15:22Me and David are in love, FYI.
15:24I made the best girl win.
15:26Okay.
15:26Thanks for letting me know.
15:27You're welcome.
15:28Oh, so like back off, like, oh, like a guy that you've known for like seven days.
15:32Like, come on.
15:33Ready, set, go.
15:38Oh, oh no.
15:41Go Lila!
15:42You got it!
15:42Yes, yes, yes.
15:43Just like that.
15:44Just like that.
15:44Just like that.
15:45Stay up straight.
15:45Stay up straight.
15:56Another top side win.
15:58You killed it.
15:59I won.
15:59I'm happy I won.
16:00And I hold it down for my man.
16:03All right.
16:04Um, Delaney for Keef.
16:08Lexi.
16:09I'm happy with James, no matter if I'm on the top side or the downside.
16:13But the downside has been crazy.
16:15We are going a little nuts.
16:17And Bella.
16:17I have to get to the top side to get out of the sausage party.
16:21Got to win this challenge.
16:22It's actually like dire need.
16:24If I don't win this challenge, I don't know if I'm staying.
16:27I'm so serious.
16:28Okay, ready?
16:30I'm on these bitches' necks because I used to run track.
16:33I used to do hurdles.
16:36I'm really good.
16:37I'm really fast.
16:38Um, also, uh, I've had like three cups of coffee today.
16:43And, um, that was confirmation from the spirit guides.
16:48I'm about to win this shit.
16:50Okay?
16:51I feel it in my heart, my soul, and in my pelvis area.
16:55Okay, ready, set, go!
17:11Oh, yeah, Lexi!
17:13Come on, Lexi!
17:15Come on, Lexi!
17:21Oh, God!
17:27Help me!
17:28Oh, my God!
17:29Help me!
17:30Oh!
17:31Shit!
17:32Oh!
17:32Bella!
17:33Oh, no.
17:35I guess the wall has other ideas for your pelvis area.
17:39Mmm.
17:39You did so good.
17:40You did so good.
17:42Done!
17:42Lexi, you did good.
17:43No, I'm fucking done!
17:48Well, you bottoms gave it your all.
17:51But the girls on top will not be switching their positions anytime soon.
17:56It was a topside sweep, so I'm just proud of, like, all my girls.
17:59I'm happy that I won and that some, like, new girl didn't come and, like, steal my man.
18:03That just would have been unacceptable.
18:05Until next time, keep climbing!
18:14Oh, my God.
18:17You're holding on for dear life.
18:19Christine is my type to a tee.
18:20I feel that feeling in my stomach where I'm excited and, holy shit, feeling some type of
18:25way, for sure.
18:26But Jake likes Christine.
18:28He doesn't want anyone else either.
18:29So, it's kind of like what the best man win.
18:32All right.
18:32You guys need help?
18:33Yes, please.
18:36I just need to feel things out and see who likes me.
18:41I like being, I like a lot of attention.
18:44Welcome to the bottom.
18:45Come on, Joe.
18:46Coming onto this yacht, I did not know what to expect.
18:49And now I'm going to be on the downside.
18:52Being on the topside is, like, a really big deal.
18:54You guys are going to have these cute little outfits right here.
18:59We can make it hot.
19:00Oh, look at you.
19:01Okay, girl.
19:03Okay.
19:04All right.
19:04You guys are cocktail waitresses.
19:06Tonight at happy hour, I am definitely going to talk to David.
19:08I've heard David and Lowe have been locked in since, like, day one.
19:12But that's not my fault.
19:13I'm in it for me.
19:15So, I mean, sorry.
19:23With two new tempting shipwreckers and a horny happy hour on the horizon,
19:28the Downsiders are preparing for one more night of flirting and fondling.
19:33The Downsider who successfully seduces another shipmate will earn a date text.
19:39Who will get turned on and who will get turned down?
19:43I'm not even upset about the challenge.
19:46I got triggered by the boys, like, to be honest.
19:49Because I know there's nobody here for me.
19:52I think everything's going to work out, though.
19:54Don't freak out.
19:55I've had nothing.
19:56I've had no connections.
19:57I've never been upstairs.
20:00I've never won a challenge.
20:01Everybody else is so beautiful.
20:05Like, they're literally cool kids.
20:07Like, they're literally popular cool kids.
20:10Yeah.
20:11And I felt, like, so unwanted and unlovable.
20:16I don't know why.
20:18I'm so upset.
20:25Keep your head up, though.
20:31I just want to talk to my mom and talk to my mom and my best friend.
20:40The top side queens are preparing for another happy hour protecting their pookies.
20:46I really appreciate you so much.
20:48You're the best.
20:49I might have a crush on you.
20:50Maybe.
20:52While the Downsiders prepare for the battle of the booty, and Andrew continues to be at odds with his hair.
21:01I need to go get my fucking hair cut, dude.
21:03How long do we have until happy hour, Bradley?
21:04I wonder what they're going to make us do.
21:06Serving them drinks and shit?
21:08Like, serving them, like, food?
21:09I don't know.
21:10I haven't waited tables since college, but I'm pretty good at it.
21:14Okay, Andrew.
21:15Hold still.
21:16We'll get you trimmed right up.
21:17Tiny, tiny bit.
21:19They should serve us as appetizers.
21:21I would devour that meal.
21:25Frisky philanderers of the chakra.
21:27Happy hour is officially beginning whether you're hot or not.
21:31Downsiders claim your prey.
21:33With mutual interest, of course, if you want to earn a date text tomorrow.
21:38Hey, sexy.
21:40We are so good.
21:43Enjoy yourselves digging.
21:45I have a shot.
21:46And this is actually a big cup of ginger.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Wait a minute.
21:52I'm about to take a break, sir, so.
21:54You deserve it.
21:55She fucking flirting with you?
21:56What's she going to do?
21:57I know my tendency is to be more of a flirt, and I know what I've done in the past,
22:04but
22:04I'm locked in with Lauren.
22:06She was like, here's your shot.
22:08Lauren has nothing to worry about.
22:16I need to call my mom right now.
22:17Please let me call her.
22:18Okay, hold on.
22:18I'm a panic attack.
22:20Okay.
22:20Calm down.
22:21Let me call my mom.
22:22I need to call my mom.
22:22I just want to talk to my mom.
22:24She'll let me call my mom.
22:25Okay, we are going to call this mom.
22:27Where's Andrew at?
22:29Andrew's downstairs.
22:30He's getting ready.
22:31Still getting ready.
22:32He's getting ready.
22:33Still?
22:37Mom, it's Andrew.
22:38It's an emergency.
22:39What's wrong?
22:40What the fuck is going on?
22:43I'm with a producer here, and it's not good.
22:45It's a bad emergency.
22:47Let's go.
22:48I...
22:48This woman completely destroyed my sideburns.
22:54All right, what am I supposed to do about this?
22:57Do you give a fuck about...
22:58Can you just tell me what to do?
23:00No, I do.
23:00What am I supposed to do?
23:02Andrew's downstairs getting ready.
23:03He got a haircut.
23:04I think it looks good.
23:05He doesn't like it, but...
23:06I'm not going on camera like this.
23:08There's...
23:08I'll get fucking ripped.
23:10What do you want me to do?
23:11What...
23:12Can you just help guide me through this?
23:15Andrew was an odd specimen.
23:17You're...
23:17It's another country.
23:18That's what she said.
23:19She goes, you're a grown man.
23:20Like...
23:21Andrew's crazy.
23:23Andrew's crazy.
23:24I don't think it's as bad as you think.
23:26I feel like I want to puke.
23:28You're overreacting.
23:30How do I look?
23:31My hair looks all right.
23:33Andrew...
23:34Those sideburns are hideously the same.
23:37I fucked up.
23:43I've been...
23:44I've been enjoying it so much.
23:45Like, so fun.
23:46Like, just getting to know you, just...
23:47I know you're obsessed with me.
23:48I get it, whatever.
23:49So obsessed with you.
23:51Enough.
23:51I feel really comfortable in...
23:52in my relationship with Leela.
23:54You know, we work well together.
23:55Would you plank me?
23:56No, I would not plank you.
23:58Even if it was, like...
23:59Margot Robbie.
24:01She's super sweet.
24:03Which is what I was looking for...
24:04since I've gotten here, right?
24:05I've been kind of more of a slow burner.
24:07Because I'm more focused on...
24:08who the person actually is, right?
24:10Like, as a person, rather than...
24:11just your looks.
24:13in the cabinet...
24:13If I could be something that you wanted...
24:16I, uh, could be something that you wanted.
24:17See you in the morning.
24:19Breakfast in pain...
24:38Yeah, we could go up to like the jacuzzi deck.
24:44I don't care.
24:48He's like miserable right now.
24:49Trust me.
24:50What do you do though?
24:51So I'm a chemist.
24:52No shit.
24:53Yeah.
24:54I would have never guessed that.
24:56What was your like last relationship or like what does that look like for you?
24:59We broke up kind of around this time last year.
25:02We had a lot of trust issues that then came in.
25:04So loyalty is like a really big thing for you?
25:06Yeah, loyalty is big.
25:08Bill.
25:09Hey.
25:10What's happening?
25:11Hi.
25:11Hey, you want to sit down?
25:13No, I want to go downstairs and get alcohol.
25:15Okay.
25:16I told you what was up.
25:18You know what I mean?
25:18So like...
25:19Yeah, I know, but I'm new here.
25:20I'm just talking to people.
25:21So I'm getting to know everybody.
25:23I like respectfully, it's just me getting to know him.
25:27That doesn't mean like...
25:28But what's the point?
25:30I thought that it was pretty harmless.
25:32However, I do hate to have Lauren in a position where she feels, you know, insecure about me or my
25:40intentions.
25:41I'm here to meet everybody.
25:43Okay.
25:44And he seems like a nice guy.
25:45I mean...
25:46I'm so nice.
25:47I don't know why you're so worried.
25:48I can't wait to get married.
25:49Yeah, so I don't know why you're so worried.
25:50I'm not, but I'm just like...
25:51I just...
25:52You're acting...
25:52You're acting like...
25:53It's like embarrassing.
25:54I was trying to help you from like the job.
25:56I'm not getting rejected because I'm talking to him.
25:58I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
26:00I'm literally chatting with him.
26:01If he were to come up to me and be like, hey, Bella, I think you're really dope.
26:05You know, obviously you're here getting to know people.
26:07I'm really into this girl.
26:08Like nothing would like turn my head.
26:09I would be like, okay, cool.
26:10Let's be friends.
26:11Like he has not said that to me at all.
26:13The way you act is like...
26:15I don't care how I act.
26:16I don't even know you, babe.
26:17So why are you so concerned?
26:19I'm literally trying to save him from like things that he doesn't want to do.
26:23That's what I do.
26:24Well, then he's lucky to have you.
26:26Oh, I know.
26:28He knows.
26:29Good.
26:30All right.
26:30Bye.
26:32We are in love and getting married and with child and you need to fucking back up.
26:36That's that girl trying to be a bitch to me.
26:38Her and her BBL can fucking go downstairs immediately.
26:41I'm not the type of person to just let that slide.
26:43If you're going to be a bitch to me first, I will worse one.
26:53I just got in some, some little beef.
26:55I just got into some little beef.
26:56What happened?
26:57So I pulled David for a shot and like truthfully, for me to be like romantic, like
27:01I want this person.
27:02Like I have to get to know your personality.
27:03Like you may be attractive to me, but like a personality wise, it's not my vibe.
27:06Like I'm not going to go for it.
27:07Right.
27:07But I was waiting for them to bring the shipwreckers.
27:09It's fucking bringing the heat.
27:11Yeah.
27:12It's different.
27:13It's like a guy were to like, tell me like, Hey, like I am locked in.
27:17Like, I really like this girl or whatever.
27:19No.
27:19Like with Tim.
27:20And he's like, I met Gia and like, everything's been great.
27:22And like, you know, I'm like very locked in and like, whatever.
27:24And he said he was really locked in.
27:25Yeah.
27:26Yeah.
27:26Like I respect that.
27:28And like David obviously hasn't said that to me.
27:30I feel like you handled it well.
27:32You came up and saved me.
27:39You know, I do understand why Lauren's concerned about Val and I want to take this opportunity
27:44to reassure her and make sure that she did feel safe with me again.
27:49Hello.
27:50Baby.
27:51Oh yeah.
27:52Do you want to be my girlfriend?
27:57Yeah.
27:57I'm already your fucking girlfriend.
28:07I understand that he's someone who like wants to have kids and like be married.
28:10We have a lot of like the same goals in terms of that.
28:12I know it might seem like fast or premature, but we like just are pretty sure about the
28:17way we feel about each other.
28:19Should we go tell that girl?
28:29It wouldn't be a happy hour without some cocktails.
28:33So let's watch the bartenders shake weight devotion payoff.
28:37Hi.
28:38How are you doing?
28:39The first ever margarita was made with Cuervo and today we're going to be putting our own
28:44little twist on it.
28:45To make the perfect margarita, we're going to be using Cuervo Tradicional Blanco Tequila.
28:50Perfect.
28:51That's right.
28:52Mixed together all the spice.
28:54Shake it, shake it, shake it.
28:56Give it some love.
28:57Yeah, it's good.
28:57The teamwork here.
28:58This is how you make the perfect Cuervo Spicy Planquerita.
29:01Cheers to another beautiful date with a beautiful girl.
29:05Cheers to our future.
29:06Cheers.
29:11I'm not going to lie, you and Val are fucking awesome.
29:14Like you guys are, you guys are, no, you guys are-
29:16Stop.
29:16No, no, no.
29:17I'm definitely vibing most with I think Jake and Andrew.
29:20I think that Jake is kind of pursuing me more, which is really important to me.
29:24But I also haven't spoken to Andrew quite as much.
29:27No.
29:27Where's the patch?
29:28Right here, dude.
29:29There was a fucking cyborg.
29:31Both of us are going straight in for this girl.
29:34You popped out and I was like, hello.
29:37I was like, how are you?
29:38Did you pay the barber to fuck up his haircut?
29:40No, no, no.
29:41He looks good.
29:42He looks good.
29:42He looks good.
29:43We know.
29:43Jake is going to pull her and I'm going to be embarrassed.
29:46Go up there.
29:47You guys are fun as fuck and me and Andrew are fun as fuck.
29:49Right?
29:49Like, bye.
29:50And we're neighbors now, so like, you know-
29:52We're neighbors.
29:53I would love if Andrew put in a little more effort.
29:55Maybe pulled me aside and had a conversation.
29:58Does my hair look disheveled or on top or does it look fine?
30:01No.
30:02Looks good.
30:03I was definitely prepared to leave after they botched my haircut,
30:06but I called my mom and she kind of encouraged me to stay
30:09and maybe that I was overreacting a little bit.
30:11Your haircut looks great.
30:13His hair looks amazing.
30:14Just got a fucked up haircut and now I'm walking out to go talk to Christine
30:17and I'm not feeling like myself.
30:20I'm feeling pretty, like, defeated here.
30:22Andrew, your haircut looks so good.
30:23I was pretty pissed.
30:24I thought they fucked it up.
30:26But where's Bella?
30:27Where is she?
30:28Where's Bella, guys?
30:30Have you seen Bella?
30:31Wait, I didn't even notice that you got a haircut.
30:33Really?
30:34Andrew was so upset.
30:36And that's part of why we haven't gotten to know each other.
30:38He was, like, hiding downstairs during happy hour.
30:41For whatever reason, I actually remember this vividly.
30:44I don't know why, but I went to Common Ground East last summer.
30:47We met.
30:48Really?
30:48Yeah.
30:49Interesting.
30:50And then we talked for a little bit and then exchanged Instagrams.
30:53And then I don't know why.
30:54And you never hit me up?
30:55That's crazy.
30:56If you check your DMs, I'll be in there for sure.
31:01Andrew may be forgettable, but Downsider Bella is intent on making this a night everyone will remember.
31:08Before this all started, I was literally like, this is going to be the best fucking summer of my life.
31:15And this is the dress I always wanted to wear when I was going to go upstairs.
31:19It was going to be my debut.
31:22I'm trying not to cry.
31:24Being on this yacht has rocked the fuck out of me.
31:30I liked you from first impression.
31:34Um...
31:34It's okay.
31:36Don't worry.
31:38It's changed my perspective on my own self-esteem.
31:42I don't know if I feel any kind of love.
31:45Ah!
31:46It's so bad.
31:47So I have a plan.
31:53Hey, everybody.
31:55She's cosplaying as Chop Tider tonight.
31:58All right.
31:58Can I have your attention, everybody?
32:01Before I came here, I really, really, really was expecting to have this insane core memory and have about seven
32:11boyfriends.
32:12When it came to finding love, I was unsuccessful.
32:17And when it came to going up to the top side, I was obviously unsuccessful.
32:23But in the end, I am thatgirl.com.net.
32:27That's exactly right.
32:32If I was in prison with my mommy and my cat Bubba and my best friends, it would be the
32:39best fucking experience of my entire life, you know?
32:43But if I am on a yacht with a bunch of people that don't really get me, then I don't
32:49want
32:49to be there.
32:50And on that note, bye, guys.
32:55Oh, I love it.
32:56Love it.
32:59I appreciate it.
33:01I did everything I was supposed to do.
33:03I pushed myself for love.
33:06I literally went overboard for love in every single way, but the literal way because I'm
33:13not walking that fucking plank.
33:16I wish she had a much different time here.
33:19I love that girl.
33:23I think that Bella's a very sweet girl and she's very misunderstood.
33:28She's going out on her own way.
33:31Ciao, Bella.
33:32I'm so happy.
33:34These are tears of joy because I can finally embark on my own journey.
33:40I'm going to find my guy in this big world.
33:44Actually, I think he might go find me because I'm tired of looking.
33:47I'm so happy.
33:50Oh, my God.
33:55I'm so happy.
33:56I'm so happy.
34:05I'm so happy.
34:15is gonna be well I hope they use a dental dam because now's a bad time to talk about sharing
34:20last names yay I got a text hi Val you've been working overtime since you've been here and as
34:28a new girl it can't be easy to reward your bravery you get to take one lucky guy on a
34:33date have fun
34:34let's go come on she's coming out to play all right miss I'm gonna steal your man I think David
34:41is definitely like he could you know be definitely getting bored with his relationship with Lauren
34:44I feel like he would owe it to himself to like explore and I feel like he probably wants that
34:49and he wants to do that this one might be crazy to see if she's obviously going to go all
34:54in she's
34:56like quite literally like batter up like it's gonna be nuts whatever she's gonna do she gonna do it all
35:04like and she seemed a little confident so I was like oh it is about to get messy hey guys
35:09hi how
35:11are you good good um so I got a text so I'm wondering if David would want to go on
35:19a date
35:19with me so we can talk a little bit more and like clear things up a little bit yeah sure
35:24okay I'm cool
35:41Lowe and David are now dating so Val going up there talking to David seems like a little bit of
35:46a
35:46suicide mission Lowe literally all she's gonna have to say is like I mean I'm your girlfriend so
35:51like yeah yeah she's she's cucked
36:09that would be a mess if I was you right now so anything I can do to help you girl
36:14it'd be like that bro I don't even know how the fuck I get myself into these situations
36:19like actually it's okay though because you're handling it like a champ Val has an energy to
36:24her that's kind of like black cat siren type shit and those kind of women can always pull the man
36:35this does feel a little dirty she'll be fine bro we'll fucking we'll talk to her all day just ease
36:41her mind I'm just be respectful yeah I'm sure he's gonna handle it well he's a great guy he's super
36:45nice I'm sure he's gonna you know make sure Val has a nice time but I'm sure he'll let her
36:50know
36:50that you know there's anything for her with him and she might be going swimming tonight
37:00watch your step though yeah yeah it definitely puts me in a weird position because you know I do
37:07want to be respectful of Val and I do want to get to know her Lowe is not too happy
37:13about that
37:13I think what I'm testing here is kind of what I've been drawn to in my past that hasn't worked
37:18up and what I have currently that is strong and is currently working almost feels like
37:23an obstacle that has to be overcome
37:37yeah so spa treatment cactus palms tapping to increase blood circulation
37:44step one take the palms in hand and gently lay against your partner's back scoop a generous amount
37:51of honey and oil onto your hands okay step 2 repeated desire that's my favorite part about that
38:02okay I think you gotta take your shirt off I'm gonna be the only one
38:06okay sure is easy thank you so do you
38:13well does fit how I would describe my type which is a big butt she has a huge butt and
38:21a lot of plastic
38:23I am open to getting to know her whatever that means
38:36where's the cactus it's right here okay harder yeah I mean I do like it rough so
38:44okay same
38:46you feel like I'm like
38:47yeah I have to find art so I can confirm that
38:59I literally just broke the cactus
39:01oh god okay get ready it's happening
39:06give me the full experience baby okay
39:12that actually worked
39:13so tell me more about you how was like growing up and stuff
39:17my biologic parents got to force when I was what like I think four
39:22and then my mom remarried my stepdad when I was I think around seven
39:25what about your like um your biological father you close to him
39:28I am not
39:30I kind of grew up with the like a very similar dynamic
39:33um my dad like lived in Colombia so
39:37no shit
39:38yeah so like I wasn't around him at all like growing up
39:42everyone's like circumstances are like super different
39:44I'm sure there's definitely more like to your story with that
39:46oh absolutely
39:47you ready to switch
39:49a plus massage
39:51oh I'm super sicky
39:53yeah
39:54Lauren made it seem like he was really closed off so I was thinking okay like it might be more
40:00platonic
40:02so the like sexual chemistry hitting it off with him like that I not see that coming
40:07let's see what this felt like
40:10oh shit
40:11is that hard is that too hard
40:12this is not
40:13how does it feel
40:14cool
40:15I thought this was going to be a breeze
40:17I thought I would walk in here and just maybe keep it on a friendly PG level
40:24let's go to the shower
40:26okay
40:26and that just was not the case
40:29it's dark
40:30it's a pitch black
40:32it's so hot
40:49I feel bad for him like you have to like go entertain a girl that you're like
40:53she does not want to do this at all
40:54I don't know like how hard she's going to try and go for it or if she knows like what's
40:57going on
40:58I just don't want him to feel uncomfortable that's what I really care about honestly
41:00he's like such a nice person he's like
41:02yeah
41:03wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad you know
41:05yeah I am curious what they're going to fucking do though
41:08probably some fucking find the clit class or some fucking violating ass shit like that
41:12find the clit class
41:13I need to go to that class
41:26holy shit
41:42so
41:43how fucked are you
41:49I honestly have no words
41:52did she give you a
41:55oh that feels so nice
41:59something I'm curious about
42:00so any of the other guys catch your eye or anything like that
42:05no
42:05it's like you're like my type to a team
42:07and like I want to like
42:09obviously continue to get to know you
42:11and like see like where it could go
42:12I think I'm at a point in my life where I am looking for something
42:16yeah
42:16I think you
42:20check a lot of boxes
42:22there's a
42:25sexual chemistry element
42:27yeah
42:27and that is
42:28I like that too
42:30and you're
42:31yeah this is
42:32you're making this a lot
42:34yeah
42:34this is really hard now
42:35hey do you want to conceive again though
42:38yes
42:38yeah
42:39yeah
42:39yeah
42:54it's coming now
42:56there's no escape
43:03there's nothing that's like
43:04the way in my mind is how the rest of the boat is going to react
43:07I don't know
43:08and I honestly don't really give a fuck
43:13yeah
43:14I'm completely
43:16up in the air
43:18this is going to be really tough
43:19when I get back to this
43:21like ceremony
43:29you know I just feel stupid
43:31I feel like
43:32I feel like
43:34I feel like
43:36I feel like
43:38I feel like
43:39I feel like
43:39I feel like
43:39I feel like
43:40I feel like
43:40I feel like
43:45I feel like
43:52I feel like
Comments