RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18 Episode 13

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🏘️ RuPaul's Drag Race (2009) - Season 18 Episode 13  Reading is fundamental. In Episode 13 "Roast Royale", queens must deliver sharp, witty roasts that showcase their comedy skills and ability to take a joke. Who has the sharpest tongue... and who will be left speechless?  🔹 Episode Highlights: • Roast challenge: queens deliver hilarious burns & clever comebacks • Comedy timing: wit, delivery & audience reaction matter • Runway theme: "Comedy Club Couture" • Reading is fundamental: classic Drag Race tradition honored • Signature Drag Race humor: shade, sass & unforgettable one-liners  🔹 Series Info: • Format: Reality Competition / Drag Performance / Talent Showcase • Original Network: VH1 (US) / MTV / Paramount+ / International • Season: 18 | Episode: 13 | Title: "Roast Royale" • Setting: Drag Race Studio | Language: English • Runtime: ~60-75 minutes  👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Who had the best read? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Episode 14!  #ShowTVMovies #RupaulsDragRace #RoastChallenge #S18E13 #DragRace #RealityTV #VH1 #BingeWatch #LGBTQ #ReadingIsFundamental  ⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "RuPaul's Drag Race" belong to VH1, World of Wonder, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.

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00:00:03Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race.

00:00:05You need to turn these dashing desperados into dazzling dolls.

00:00:11Damn! These are men!

00:00:15Nene Coco.

00:00:16This is a costume with the same antennas and eyelashes,

00:00:19but not a family resemblance.

00:00:21Discord Adams.

00:00:22It just didn't make any fucking sense, and I hate it.

00:00:25Mikey Meeks.

00:00:26Y'all are giving opulence!

00:00:29Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

00:00:33Nene Coco.

00:00:35Shantae, you stay.

00:00:37Discord Adams.

00:00:38Sashay away.

00:00:52Discord has just been eliminated.

00:00:55Although it's sad to see another person go,

00:00:57we're getting nearer and nearer to the end.

00:01:00In Discord land, I could be in the top next week.

00:01:04I love y'all so much.

00:01:06Love, Discord.

00:01:07Yes, Discord.

00:01:09Um, yeah, it's just really emotional.

00:01:11And the first time lipstick in the bottom, that does not feel good.

00:01:15At least another butterfly didn't die on the stage.

00:01:18Oh my God.

00:01:20Jesus Christ, dude.

00:01:21I don't know.

00:01:23I have had such high points in this competition so far.

00:01:28And right now, I just hit the bottom.

00:01:31And it is not a comfortable place to be.

00:01:33Mikey, congratulations.

00:01:37Congratulations, Mikey.

00:01:40Win number two.

00:01:41Win number two, Mikey.

00:01:44To get a win this close to the finale feels very good.

00:01:47And I'm just hyped.

00:01:48And Darlene, Juicy, congrats to y'all.

00:01:50Top placement.

00:01:51Darlene, I feel like you are on the high streak, bitch.

00:01:55You are through the moon.

00:01:57Going up.

00:01:58Watch out, sister.

00:02:01Juicy, I'm proud of you because you were in your head a little.

00:02:05You know what I mean?

00:02:06And like, you pulled it out.

00:02:07I want to continue this feeling of overcoming my own personal, like, downfalls, you know?

00:02:13For sure.

00:02:14Oh, it feels amazing to finally have a good week after this four-week low.

00:02:19Now I gotta keep this up.

00:02:20I really gotta keep this up.

00:02:21As long as I work really, really hard, then, you know, things are possible.

00:02:25Well, speaking of anything's possible...

00:02:27Oh, my God!

00:02:29Whoa!

00:02:32I got close to the bottom.

00:02:34I don't ever want to be that close again.

00:02:36Jane, your streak of placing the top has ended, but I don't think that discredits your journey

00:02:41of this competition.

00:02:42I do think you broke a record for placing the top consistently the most in one season.

00:02:46Yeah.

00:02:47And that's pretty amazing.

00:02:48And I love that, but I do just want to bind and rebuke whatever you have going on over here.

00:02:53This narrative.

00:02:55And I want to just reorient the energy to, that was crazy what just happened.

00:03:01And we'll be back to our scheduled programming soon.

00:03:05The other girls up to this point have seen me as, like, kind of unstoppable.

00:03:10And for the first time, I'm feeling a little, like, vulnerable.

00:03:13It's just a weird feeling this late in the game.

00:03:16We all understand the stakes that we were given, so we just got to fight for it, ladies.

00:03:21It feels like Jane is starting to show a few cracks.

00:03:24And now that we are at top five, the odds of ending up in the bottom are even higher.

00:03:29And that includes the spectacular Jane Doe.

00:03:32When we are this close to the end, it is literally my hairs.

00:03:36Did you put panties over the bike shorts?

00:03:38Yes, she did!

00:03:39Yes!

00:03:40Law Roach said this was the best book of the night.

00:03:44Take notes, ladies.

00:03:46Wow.

00:03:48The crown is, like, so close.

00:03:51Okay, bye.

00:03:52Oh, my God.

00:03:53Just have to reach out and grab it.

00:03:54No, you're too fierce, sister.

00:03:56Stop.

00:03:56You're too fierce.

00:03:57And not to fuck up.

00:03:59I'm going home, you guys.

00:04:01Top four!

00:04:02Top four!

00:04:04Don't wait!

00:04:05I'm coming back!

00:04:10The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics

00:04:17and a cash prize of $200,000 courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen

00:04:24with extra special guest judge Julianne Nicholson.

00:04:27RuPaul's Drag Race!

00:04:28Say the best drag queen win!

00:04:30Best drag queen win!

00:04:39It is Say Something Hat Day!

00:04:42We're all wearing little hats because we can and we're gay and we're fun.

00:04:46What does everyone's hat say about them?

00:04:49I wish that mine had a little propeller.

00:04:50Mine says, yay!

00:04:53Mine says, who let the girls out?

00:04:56Woo!

00:04:57It's so crazy.

00:04:58It's just, like, so wild.

00:04:59I'm a little devil.

00:05:01Ooh!

00:05:02Ooh!

00:05:03I'm just a baby.

00:05:07Are you sure?

00:05:08We're gonna say that.

00:05:09We're gonna say that.

00:05:10Whose hat?

00:05:10Who wore best?

00:05:11I like Darlene's the best.

00:05:13Oh, thank you.

00:05:14This was on brand.

00:05:14Yeah.

00:05:15I'm gonna count that on my, um, win.

00:05:17That's your win.

00:05:18Darlene's got two now!

00:05:19Darlene's got two!

00:05:20I think to keep rising to the top in this competition, I have to remember to keep trusting the fun.

00:05:26Like, yeah, yeehaw!

00:05:31Hello, hello, hello!

00:05:32Oh!

00:05:33Let's go!

00:05:34Good morning, good morning!

00:05:35Yes, broach!

00:05:36Good morning, Ladykins.

00:05:38For today's mini-challenge, we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned bitch fest.

00:05:44Woo!

00:05:45Let's go!

00:05:46And we're gonna do it with puppets!

00:05:48Yay!

00:05:49Yay!

00:05:50Why?

00:05:51Because everybody loves puppets!

00:05:55First, you need to reach into the glory hole and pull out a puppet that represents one of your sisters.

00:06:04First up, juicy.

00:06:06Ooh, I wonder who am I gonna get that?

00:06:08Reach deep.

00:06:10Jane Dunn!

00:06:12Wow!

00:06:14Okay, Mikey!

00:06:18Again?

00:06:19Oh, my God.

00:06:21So, Mikey got Juicy Love Dion.

00:06:24Hopefully, I can make Juicy funny, because she hasn't been funny all season.

00:06:27How'd you get your hand in there?

00:06:28You kind of really want it.

00:06:30All right, NeNe.

00:06:32Darlene Mitchell!

00:06:33All right, Darlene Mitchell, go on over.

00:06:36Deeper.

00:06:39Mikey Meeks.

00:06:40It's uncanny.

00:06:42Jane, don't.

00:06:43Go on over.

00:06:44Do you want a kiss?

00:06:46Surprise, surprise.

00:06:47You got NeNe Coco.

00:06:50NeNe is probably the most subdued personality here, which is not necessarily ripe for comedic stylizing.

00:07:01All right, ladies, you have 20 minutes to drag up your sister puppets.

00:07:06Ready, set, go.

00:07:09Let's go Juicy.

00:07:12Snatched.

00:07:12Oh, shit.

00:07:13What are you going to make me wear?

00:07:15I'm recreating your design challenge.

00:07:17Fuck off.

00:07:18Get a haircut, babe.

00:07:20Dragging up this Darlene puppet is the easiest thing I've done in this competition.

00:07:23All I got to do is throw those chunky shoes on and glue a bunch of shit into her hair.

00:07:29It's Darlene Mitchell.

00:07:30Does anybody have a hard front?

00:07:31This one's a lace.

00:07:32Yeah, there's too much lace here.

00:07:33Okay, time's up.

00:07:35First up, Darlene Mitchell and little Mikey Meeks.

00:07:40Not too much, Darlene.

00:07:41Let the bitch fest begin.

00:07:43Hi, Mikey.

00:07:45Hi, Darlene.

00:07:46This natural hairline.

00:07:47I love it.

00:07:48The bravery.

00:07:50And this signature face.

00:07:52Do you do pageants?

00:07:53Yeah?

00:07:59Uh, two minutes.

00:08:01Wow.

00:08:08Material, material.

00:08:09Oh, man, Darlene.

00:08:11Darlene has quite literally two things to say about Mikey before she just starts looking

00:08:18around like a child loss at the mall.

00:08:21Oh, God.

00:08:22If I could sink behind this stage or whatever we call it, that is what I would like to do.

00:08:28Get me out of here, mama.

00:08:30Power down.

00:08:30Oh, my God.

00:08:33Hey, NeNe.

00:08:34Hey, you idiot, bitch.

00:08:36Whoa, NeNe.

00:08:37You're coming in really hot.

00:08:40No, I'm not.

00:08:41I'm glad your mom died.

00:08:43You do look a lot like Alyssa Edwards.

00:08:45Do people tell you that?

00:08:47They don't really say much else about me.

00:08:49Did you win two challenges?

00:08:51Yep.

00:08:51How was your lip sync against Discord last week?

00:08:54It was great.

00:08:55Have you ever lip synced against a person on Ambien?

00:08:58It was kind of like that.

00:09:00In the middle of my set, I look up and everybody's looking at me like I'm, like, balancing my checkbook.

00:09:05All right.

00:09:07I feel like we've covered, um, pretty much everything you've done here.

00:09:12I'm James O, and I'm good at everything.

00:09:15Actually, if I see Sierra Miss in the streets, I'm gonna beat her up and steal her lunch money.

00:09:21Tough crowd, huh?

00:09:24Yeah.

00:09:26Hi, everyone. It's me, Juicy.

00:09:28Whoa, Juicy.

00:09:30That voice didn't work for JoJo.

00:09:32You don't have to keep putting that on.

00:09:34That's just because I suck a lot of dick.

00:09:37I'm Juicy.

00:09:39And the juice is loose, if you know what I mean.

00:09:42Yeah, I sure do, Juicy.

00:09:44I could feel it dripping on my hands, baby.

00:09:47Death drop!

00:09:49I'm glad we're all bombing.

00:09:52Hi, darling.

00:09:53Hi!

00:09:55Oh, my God.

00:09:56You seem really excited.

00:09:58Yeah.

00:09:59I'm just happy to be here.

00:10:01NeNe's puppet is sickening.

00:10:02I'm kind of like, oh, I need all this.

00:10:05This is something I want to wear.

00:10:07It's okay, sweetie.

00:10:09Are you okay?

00:10:12Oh, why are you so emotional?

00:10:15Uh, banana!

00:10:18Sure.

00:10:19Yeah, that makes sense.

00:10:21Uh, hamburger!

00:10:24I guess that's what you can say when things aren't funny.

00:10:30Mashed potatoes!

00:10:35I don't know how you say.

00:10:36NeNe, you're kind of bombing.

00:10:38Yeah, that would make five of us, I think.

00:10:41NeNe's puppet looks the best.

00:10:44NeNe's content is the worst.

00:10:48No, I'm just kidding.

00:10:49Juicy was the worst, by far.

00:10:51All right.

00:10:52Ladykins, you were all rotten.

00:10:55Yes.

00:10:56Well, yes.

00:10:57But one of you...

00:10:59Actually, no, you were all equally rotten.

00:11:02Yeah.

00:11:03Sorry, bro.

00:11:04But the real loser of today's mini challenge is...

00:11:09Our crew.

00:11:12Who had to sit through the unedited version of that catastrophe.

00:11:18Damn.

00:11:18So that means the crew will split a tip of $2,500.

00:11:28In exchange for time they will never, ever get back.

00:11:37Everybody hates puppets.

00:11:40My queens.

00:11:41Now, we've had many guest stars on this show that only need one name, like Liza, Lizzo, and LaToya.

00:11:49Hmm.

00:11:50But there's one one name wonder we have sadly overlooked.

00:11:55Until now.

00:11:57She's loud, obnoxious, and deeply delusional.

00:12:02Discord.

00:12:04And her name...

00:12:06Is Karen.

00:12:09So for this week's maxi challenge, you need to use your improv skills in a show we're calling...

00:12:16Karen's Gone Wild.

00:12:18Brought to you by Stop That Train.

00:12:20In theaters this summer.

00:12:24You're kidding.

00:12:26We just failed miserably at a little improv mini challenge, and now Ru says the maxi challenge is an improv

00:12:33challenge.

00:12:34God.

00:12:35Be with me.

00:12:37Each of you will channel a different Karen, whose outrageous behavior is caught on camera.

00:12:43First, there's late for her flight Karen, who won't take no for an answer.

00:12:48There's parking spot Karen, who thinks she owns the whole damn block.

00:12:53Mmm.

00:12:53There's traffic stop Karen, who believes the law does not apply to her.

00:12:58There's shoplifting Karen, who's in deep denial.

00:13:02And then there's HOA Karen, who runs the condo complex like a dictator.

00:13:09Now to help you get into character, I'll let you fight over who gets which Karen.

00:13:15Then later today, you'll be shooting your viral videos with a pop culture expert,

00:13:21who has a PhD in Karenology.

00:13:25Oh, go on.

00:13:26I am, of course, referring to...

00:13:29me.

00:13:31No way!

00:13:33I can't get enough of these videos!

00:13:36It's not just improv.

00:13:38It's character improv with RuPaul.

00:13:41So you gotta keep up with her while staying in...

00:13:44Oh my god, this is a hard one.

00:13:45Bracer, start your engines and make the best drag queen win.

00:13:50Yeah!

00:13:52Let's go, Karens.

00:13:53Karens, get your ass on this couch.

00:13:54Come on, girl.

00:13:55This week's Maxi Challenge is an improv acting challenge.

00:13:59Karen's gone wild.

00:14:01We have some things to sort out.

00:14:04We have to decide amongst ourselves which Karen each of us will play.

00:14:08Does anybody have any immediate responses?

00:14:13Karens are Karens.

00:14:14Anyone will be fine.

00:14:16I'll take whatever's left.

00:14:17Hey, I guess I'll call on them.

00:14:19Darlene, I saw your hand first.

00:14:21Shoplifting.

00:14:22HOA.

00:14:22Okay.

00:14:23Traffic stop.

00:14:24I'm kind of late for her flight, Karen.

00:14:26So now I'll do a parking spot.

00:14:29Really?

00:14:29No one wants to fight about anything?

00:14:31Wow.

00:14:32That was pretty easy.

00:14:33What the hell?

00:14:34Actually, I feel like I could fit in kind of all sides.

00:14:37Let's go get ready.

00:14:38Let's go.

00:14:38Let's go get to work.

00:14:39Let's get this together.

00:14:40It's ironic that in the middle of a Karen challenge, there's no fighting.

00:14:44There's no drama.

00:14:46Nothing viral will come of this.

00:14:49Hey, Karen.

00:14:50Hey, Karen.

00:14:51Hey, Karen.

00:14:52It's time to get these Karens together.

00:14:54We have to start working on these characters.

00:14:57Traffic stop Karen.

00:14:59I feel like I've done well with the more improv-y based challenge.

00:15:01So I feel pretty solid going into this one.

00:15:04The thing about improv is, like, you kind of, you...

00:15:06The thing about improv is, it's a team, it's like a team sport.

00:15:10It's evolving.

00:15:11It's tennis match.

00:15:11You have to, like, be paying attention to what the scene partner is saying

00:15:13so that you can respond to it.

00:15:15In previous comedy acting challenges, I have done very well.

00:15:18I was in the top for RDR Live.

00:15:20A leather bracelet!

00:15:21And for the Snatch Game.

00:15:22So going into this, I'm feeling pretty good.

00:15:24My favorite Karen is the Bath & Body Works candle Karen.

00:15:28Appleton.

00:15:28Oh, yeah, that YouTube video.

00:15:31You've never seen this?

00:15:33I don't think so.

00:15:34Can I be honest?

00:15:35Those videos stress me out.

00:15:36I think I can't...

00:15:38I, like, can't watch them.

00:15:39Um, okay.

00:15:41I'm not trying to be, like, a snob about it,

00:15:43but they do just kind of devolve into screaming and rolling around.

00:15:46It just has that, like, Jerry Springer-like quality.

00:15:49And I'm trying to take my Karen in sort of, I guess, a slightly different direction.

00:15:55I'm kind of making her a bit kooky.

00:15:58She's going to a girl's trip in Palm Springs.

00:16:01You're gonna go do a tour of the rock formations.

00:16:04Snatch Game was something that I had time to prepare for and think through.

00:16:08Before I maw you like a jaguar!

00:16:12But this is more on the fly, so I've gotta really quickly find this character.

00:16:16I'm doing little bubble maps.

00:16:18I am just making lists.

00:16:19Oh, you made a tree.

00:16:20I'm trying to do, you know...

00:16:22Aw, cute.

00:16:23What does it say?

00:16:24She's a...

00:16:24Sub sandwich.

00:16:25Sub sandwich.

00:16:26Gay.

00:16:26Husband.

00:16:27So your husband is gay?

00:16:29No.

00:16:31Okay, well, that right there, that's on number one.

00:16:33That's what you shouldn't do in improv.

00:16:34This is gonna be harder than I thought.

00:16:37Last time I did the character development with political ad, it didn't go so great.

00:16:41And biodegradable.

00:16:42So this time, gotta apply what I learned from my mistakes and see what we turn out.

00:16:48For some reason I wanna make her like a dance mom.

00:16:52You just understand.

00:16:54My kids are gonna be home from dance practice very soon and I need the spot.

00:16:58Hearing Juicy's plan, I think Juicy hasn't necessarily like unlocked that thing that really sets her up to do the

00:17:05best.

00:17:06Now is the time to really just like let her rip.

00:17:08You've said before, like a side that we haven't, I feel like, really seen here.

00:17:12I remember you saying your friends were like, oh my god, when you show up to Drag Race, like you're

00:17:17gonna be the mean girl.

00:17:18Maybe this is your chance to be that Miami mean girl.

00:17:22Oh my god, you're so right.

00:17:25Yeah, I'll be a spicy little Latina.

00:17:27Oh, thank you.

00:17:27You're so smart.

00:17:29Take off the ears.

00:17:32Bite off the nails.

00:17:33I feel like I've proven that I have the comedy chops for these challenges.

00:17:37I am hoping to snag another win, but I think the biggest competition for me is Jane and Mikey.

00:17:45Hey, Lady Kim.

00:17:47Excuse me, I'd like to speak to your manager, please.

00:17:52Alright, I would like to speak to Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, and Karen.

00:17:58Hi, Karen.

00:17:59Hi, Karen.

00:18:00It's Karen.

00:18:04So, the puppet show was a disaster.

00:18:07Right.

00:18:08Right.

00:18:08You know, with the puppet challenge, the thing is, it was about framing it in a way for your personality

00:18:14to come out.

00:18:14Which leads me to this improv fit here.

00:18:17Do you watch the Karen videos?

00:18:19What's the one thing all these Karens have in common?

00:18:22They don't take no for an answer.

00:18:23Okay.

00:18:24They want something, and they're not getting it.

00:18:28That is key right there.

00:18:29You have to determine what your want is in this, and you really want to get those sound bites.

00:18:36Like, you nobody got time for that?

00:18:37You know, if you have a person in your life that you want to pattern this person after, that helps.

00:18:43I mean, when I think of Karen, I always think of my sister, Rozzy.

00:18:46She would be late to picking me up, but she would be mad at me.

00:18:49She would always manipulate things in a way that she would wind up on top.

00:18:54You see the tactic there, the psychological tactic.

00:18:57So, how are you going to make your Karen funnier than what's on the paper?

00:19:03I think there's something fun about watching somebody who's used to being in charge just be told no.

00:19:08The more fleshed out the character is, the easier we can rely on how they would react in these moments.

00:19:14Yeah. Use your imagination to frame it in a situation that can create more.

00:19:19I think some good advice that I got from you is that to just really lean into the absurdity and

00:19:24to, like, really let that fear of, like, it not going well kind of, like, just get in the backseat.

00:19:30Yeah. Lean into the absurdity. With the roast, you just let it all hang out.

00:19:35Yeah.

00:19:35That's what you got to do. Do you hear that, Juicy?

00:19:38Yep. Writing it down.

00:19:40Writing it down.

00:19:40Writing it down, taking notes.

00:19:41I'm worried about you the most. Why do you think I'm worried about you?

00:19:44Because you haven't been getting who I am through these improv challenges.

00:19:49Well, the bigger question is, what has kept you from letting it all hang out? That's the bigger question. How

00:19:54are you going to make your character funnier?

00:19:56I'm really going to lean into the spicy Latina that I usually am back home and bring up some of

00:20:04that attitude out of me.

00:20:05Juicy, I believe in you. I know that you've got it in you. Just bring it out, okay?

00:20:10All right, kids. Good luck. And don't fuck it up.

00:20:14Thank you, Ru. Thank you, Ru.

00:20:16No more puppets. No more puppets.

00:20:17We're about to shoot the Karen's Gone Wild scene face-to-face with RuPaul.

00:20:22I have to really bring it this week if I want to stay out of the bottom.

00:20:27Welcome to Karen's Gone Wild. Hold on to your manager.

00:20:32This Karen says the curb is reserved, and she's about to stage a whole crime scene to prove it.

00:20:39I just arrived at my location, and I could hear some woman screaming.

00:20:43Oye! Oye!

00:20:45Oh, God, here she comes.

00:20:46Oye!

00:20:46Hi. Hi, Papi.

00:20:53What is she doing?

00:20:54Hi, Papi. Hi. This is my parking spot.

00:20:57This is a public street.

00:20:58No, it's not public street. Maybe over there, public street, and over there, public street.

00:21:02But this is for my family. They're coming from such a class in 30 minutes. Not such a dancing class,

00:21:08such a making class.

00:21:08Listen, there's parking spaces all over there.

00:21:11Okay.

00:21:11You don't have to park here. This is a public parking, ma'am.

00:21:15No, no, okay. You're being very rude.

00:21:17What do you mean?

00:21:17I'm gonna call my husband. My husband, Miguel Castro.

00:21:20I'm gonna call Miguel Castro if you don't move from this spot, Papi.

00:21:23Ma'am, listen. I found this parking spot on the public street.

00:21:27There's no public street.

00:21:28This is where I'm gonna be. I'm gonna get out of my car. I'm gonna go.

00:21:32This is my parking spot for my family.

00:21:34No, this is public parking.

00:21:35It's not public parking, my love. Do you have license and registration?

00:21:38Repeat after me.

00:21:40Public.

00:21:41Parking.

00:21:41For no one.

00:21:42Ma'am.

00:21:43If you keep going, I'm gonna call Miguel.

00:21:45Papi, have you seen me?

00:21:46You can call Miguel. Who is Miguel?

00:21:47Papi, you want to call Miguel?

00:21:48If you want to call Miguel, I'll call Joe Anderson.

00:21:52Who is Joe Anderson?

00:21:53My husband is Joe Anderson.

00:21:56Oh, your husband.

00:21:56Yeah.

00:21:57I see.

00:21:58Where's your ring, my love?

00:21:59I don't see no ring.

00:22:01Liar.

00:22:01Oh, baby.

00:22:02Liar.

00:22:03Oh, I have the ring.

00:22:04I have the ring.

00:22:05Are you a prostitute?

00:22:07No, you're a prostitute.

00:22:07Are you soliciting me?

00:22:08You shouldn't be here in this spot.

00:22:10This is my house.

00:22:10Listen, I'm just gonna get out and...

00:22:12No, I know.

00:22:13Ay!

00:22:14No, no, no.

00:22:15I'm filming this whole thing.

00:22:18Miguel, ayúdame!

00:22:20You know what?

00:22:21I'm gonna get your license plate.

00:22:23Go ahead.

00:22:24I'm gonna get...

00:22:25Oh!

00:22:26Miguel, ayúdame!

00:22:28What is this bitch trying to do?

00:22:30Oh, she's...

00:22:30Oh, she's pretending...

00:22:32She's pretending that I hit her car.

00:22:37Miguel, ayúdame!

00:22:39Karen, down!

00:22:40Miguel's parking spot just turned into a federal case.

00:22:44My car's not even moving.

00:22:47Good luck at you.

00:22:48Help!

00:22:51Seriously?

00:22:55You are pathetic.

00:22:57I'm calling the police on you, baby.

00:22:59I got the spot.

00:23:02I got the spot.

00:23:04Adios, muchacha.

00:23:05I see you in court, baby.

00:23:07Adios, puta.

00:23:09Look at her pretending like she got hit by my car.

00:23:11My car not even moving.

00:23:13Your car was moving!

00:23:14Yes, it was!

00:23:16Ridiculous.

00:23:18This Karen says she's a loyal customer.

00:23:21The security guard says loyalty still requires a receipt.

00:23:26Hey, y'all.

00:23:28It's Karen coming to you live.

00:23:30Oh.

00:23:31The Meadowland Mall.

00:23:33Just picking up my fangs.

00:23:36And uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, madam.

00:23:40Oh, good.

00:23:40We're on camera.

00:23:41Hey, everybody!

00:23:43We got you on camera, too, ladies.

00:23:45See, I don't care about these cameras,

00:23:47because you know what?

00:23:49God's watching, too.

00:23:50Oh, hallelujah!

00:23:51And he knows the truth.

00:23:52Oh, yes!

00:23:53I want to see your receipt.

00:23:54I already bought.

00:23:55I want to see your receipt.

00:23:57Okay, well, uh...

00:23:59Why don't you start looking through these?

00:24:01Let's see.

00:24:02I see Funyuns.

00:24:03I see, um...

00:24:04What's that?

00:24:05What is this?

00:24:07Uh...

00:24:08That doesn't look like your color.

00:24:09Looks like maybe your color better than mine.

00:24:11I don't like my color.

00:24:13You know, uh...

00:24:14It's real pretty.

00:24:15Here, here, here, here.

00:24:16You got a lot of stuff here.

00:24:16I think that'll do!

00:24:18Well, I don't see any of them here.

00:24:20That'll do!

00:24:21I don't see any of them here for our store.

00:24:23You know what?

00:24:24I know Jill Robert,

00:24:26the manager of this establishment, and...

00:24:29I know Oral Roberts.

00:24:31I've never seen you here.

00:24:33You know Oral Roberts?

00:24:33Oh, you are nasty.

00:24:36Oral Roberts, the preacher.

00:24:36You're nasty.

00:24:37You're trying to bait me.

00:24:40We've got...

00:24:40I'm here at the Meadowland Mall, and I'm getting baited.

00:24:45We've got a...

00:24:46Jill!

00:24:47Where the hell is Jill?

00:24:48We've got a shoplifter right here.

00:24:50No ma'am.

00:24:51No ma'am.

00:24:52I am here on Tuesdays, Saturdays.

00:24:55Okay.

00:24:56Sometimes Mondays if my husband's working.

00:25:01Yes, I love it.

00:25:02This is my sacred space!

00:25:04I love this place, too.

00:25:05It's beautiful.

00:25:06And you are taking that from me.

00:25:07Yeah.

00:25:08You're trying to steal, baby.

00:25:09Oh, no.

00:25:10I am a Christian.

00:25:11Are you?

00:25:12Shall we pray?

00:25:13I...

00:25:15Dear Lord.

00:25:16Dear Lord.

00:25:16I hope you give this man...

00:25:19Uh-huh.

00:25:20...to see the truth.

00:25:21Oh, hallelujah.

00:25:22But I'm not a criminal.

00:25:24Yes, you are.

00:25:26Amen.

00:25:27Not Karen trying divine customer service.

00:25:30One day, this truth is gonna hit you.

00:25:32Oh, yeah.

00:25:33And you're gonna feel the guilt.

00:25:34Where's it gonna hit me?

00:25:36Oh, you are nasty.

00:25:37You show me on the doll.

00:25:38You're just a uniform.

00:25:39Where's it gonna hit me?

00:25:41Oh!

00:25:43What's your name?

00:25:45Cleotas Jackson.

00:25:46Uh-huh.

00:25:47If you're nasty.

00:25:48And what are your credentials?

00:25:49Well, here they are right here.

00:25:50Oh, oh, oh, okay.

00:25:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:25:54Okay!

00:25:54Hey!

00:25:55Oh, they're gonna eat this.

00:25:56Hey!

00:25:57Oh, turn around.

00:25:58Turn around.

00:25:59Now, let's go back to the security room.

00:26:02I think I should go.

00:26:03Now, baby.

00:26:04Oh, good.

00:26:05Now, I'm gonna need that back up right now.

00:26:07Where the hell is Jill?

00:26:09Head in that direction, and we're gonna go.

00:26:10But last service I saw, they really taught the importance of...

00:26:14Of...

00:26:15Of...

00:26:15Of being honest.

00:26:17Asking for forgiveness instead of permission.

00:26:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:26:21She's headed out the door right now.

00:26:23I need that back up.

00:26:23Can you please?

00:26:25Did the Lord bring you back?

00:26:27Can I have the chips?

00:26:29Sure.

00:26:30Take them.

00:26:32Oh, God, yeah!

00:26:34Jeez.

00:26:36This Karen says she left a license at home.

00:26:39But officer says, then maybe leave the car there, too.

00:26:48Would you roll your window down?

00:26:50Sure!

00:26:51Sorry, one second.

00:26:52Roll your window down.

00:26:53Ma'am.

00:26:55Sorry.

00:26:55It's a new car.

00:26:56I'm so sorry.

00:26:57Roll your window down.

00:26:59Oh, my God!

00:27:02Ma'am, I need you to roll this window down.

00:27:04Okay, one second.

00:27:05Would you just...

00:27:06Yeah, I got you.

00:27:06Would you open the door?

00:27:08All right, license and registration, please.

00:27:11I'm sorry?

00:27:12License and registration, please.

00:27:15Who do you think you're talking to?

00:27:17You're not wearing your safety belt, which is a violation in this state.

00:27:20You are making this up.

00:27:21License and registration, please.

00:27:23Where's your license?

00:27:25I'm a police officer.

00:27:27Are you?

00:27:27Okay, this is not a discussion that we're having here.

00:27:30Do you have a license?

00:27:32I don't need a license.

00:27:34I'm traveling.

00:27:35In this state, you need a driver's license.

00:27:40In this state, you need to tone down the attitude.

00:27:43What I need from you, madam, is your license and registration.

00:27:48All right.

00:27:49Okay.

00:27:51All right, don't reach for stuff.

00:27:53Don't reach for stuff.

00:27:54I like your outfit.

00:27:55Thank you very much.

00:27:56Oh, dear.

00:27:57Please turn your engine off.

00:27:59It's really hot outside.

00:28:00Turn your engine off.

00:28:02I will take your ass to jail, okay?

00:28:05Got it.

00:28:06Um, so, license, I don't know about that, but I have this for you.

00:28:11What does it say?

00:28:11Where does that get me?

00:28:12Karen Gaylord, call me.

00:28:15Mm-hmm.

00:28:16I'll call you a criminal.

00:28:18Nice try, Karen.

00:28:19But the officer's committed to a ticket.

00:28:23Are you threatening me?

00:28:24Oh, hell yeah, I'm threatening you.

00:28:26Gaylord Nation, get a load of this.

00:28:28This is my seventh vlog of the day, and I'm so ruined.

00:28:30Oh, are you filming me?

00:28:31Yeah, I'm filming you.

00:28:32You can film me all you want.

00:28:34You see all of this?

00:28:36Yes, get it.

00:28:37I think I like you.

00:28:38Okay, I'm gonna have to write you up, man.

00:28:40But for what?

00:28:40For getting on my nerves.

00:28:45What are you doing with your seat?

00:28:47I'm sleepy.

00:28:48Uh-uh.

00:28:49You are racking up the violations, madam.

00:28:51Damn it, damn it.

00:28:51What kind of car is this?

00:28:53It's a Toyota Coma.

00:28:54A Toyota who?

00:28:56Coma.

00:28:57Oh, bitch, I need you to get out of the car.

00:28:59Oh, no, no, you can't make me.

00:29:01I need you to get out of the car.

00:29:02I'm placing you under arrest.

00:29:04I can't do this anymore.

00:29:06Okay, put your hands behind your back.

00:29:08No, no, don't.

00:29:09Put your hands behind your back.

00:29:09No, you're threatening.

00:29:11I can't do this.

00:29:11Put your whole left fist in your mouth.

00:29:14It's so big, officer.

00:29:16Put your right fist in your mouth.

00:29:17Okay, that fits better.

00:29:19Now, say, I'm a bad girl.

00:29:22I'm a bad girl.

00:29:23Now, go like this.

00:29:25I'm a bad girl.

00:29:27Ah.

00:29:28Yeah, get it.

00:29:29Get it.

00:29:29Yeah, I got a bad bitch up in here, y'all.

00:29:31Am I still going to jail?

00:29:32Oh, hell yeah.

00:29:33Yeah, yeah, you're going to jail all right.

00:29:35There is a child in the back seat.

00:29:38Do you want your kids in here?

00:29:38Oh, you want your kids in here?

00:29:39I do.

00:29:39Can you take a look?

00:29:40Yeah, let me see.

00:29:41Where are your kids at?

00:29:42Hey, oh, you better get your ass back up in here.

00:29:46You know what?

00:29:49I think that was Drew Barrymore.

00:29:53This Karen didn't make the flight,

00:29:55so now she's making it everyone's problem.

00:30:02Excuse me, can somebody move this?

00:30:03I gotta get on my flight.

00:30:05Sorry, ma'am.

00:30:06The gate has closed.

00:30:08No.

00:30:08Oh, no, no.

00:30:09Absolutely not.

00:30:10That's not gonna work for me.

00:30:11I'm so sorry.

00:30:12It's not my fault I'm late.

00:30:13The idiots at TSA.

00:30:15Ma'am.

00:30:15The gate has closed.

00:30:17No, but you see, this is just a little stanchion.

00:30:19You can let me through.

00:30:20Well, we closed the door of the plane.

00:30:21No, I don't think so.

00:30:23The CEO, you gotta understand.

00:30:24I got here plenty of time.

00:30:25Can let me see your ticket.

00:30:26Okay, it's right here.

00:30:30Executive class, right there.

00:30:31I'm flying to Palm Springs for a girls weekend.

00:30:34Ma'am, I'm sorry, you late.

00:30:36That plane is about to take off.

00:30:38No, no, no, no.

00:30:39This is not my fault.

00:30:40The idiots at TSA, they stopped me,

00:30:42and they confiscated my bags

00:30:44because all 17 knives that I had in there

00:30:47to make ceviche for the girls trip,

00:30:49they said it wasn't allowed on the plane.

00:30:50Well, honey, listen, I don't know what to tell you,

00:30:53but this plane is gone.

00:30:54No, it's right there.

00:30:55Look, I can see my girlfriends are in the window.

00:30:58Well, here, I tell you what.

00:30:59Why don't I call the pilot?

00:31:01Yeah, give him a call.

00:31:02Hello?

00:31:02We see your ID, too.

00:31:04Okay.

00:31:04Yeah, they got this white woman up here

00:31:06trying to get on the plane,

00:31:07but, uh, is that you?

00:31:09Yes, that is me.

00:31:11A few years ago.

00:31:12Oh, she's about 250 pounds.

00:31:15Whoa!

00:31:16All right, I'll tell her.

00:31:18I'm sorry, but the pilot said this no-go, ma'am.

00:31:22Okay, okay, listen.

00:31:22I'm gonna need you to let me through,

00:31:24call that pilot back.

00:31:25Babe, that dog won't hunt.

00:31:27I'm gonna cut the dramatics with you.

00:31:28Mm-hmm.

00:31:29I'm gonna tell you the real truth,

00:31:31the honest truth.

00:31:32I have a terminal illness.

00:31:35Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:35I do, and the doctors told me

00:31:37I only have a few days to live,

00:31:40but they said that the cure to this disease

00:31:43could be a mojito in Palm Springs.

00:31:46Oh, a mojito, that sounds real good, girl.

00:31:49I know, I know.

00:31:50I'm ready for the cure.

00:31:51But, baby, this plane is gone.

00:31:54The only thing boarding right now

00:31:56is Karen's entitlement.

00:31:58Okay, I did not want to do this.

00:32:00Everybody in my Facebook,

00:32:02in my Facebook group is gonna see this.

00:32:03You can play that game, baby.

00:32:04They're gonna see this.

00:32:05Look at this.

00:32:05You can play that game, baby.

00:32:07How very dare you?

00:32:07How very dare you, ma'am.

00:32:09You know what?

00:32:10This is an occupational hazard,

00:32:12is what this is.

00:32:12You bother me.

00:32:13I was on my break.

00:32:14This is great.

00:32:15And you trying to get me

00:32:16to get you on a plane

00:32:17that's already backing up.

00:32:20Help!

00:32:21Help!

00:32:22He assaulted me.

00:32:23I got you on camera.

00:32:24This is anti-Presbyterian discrimination.

00:32:27I've seen this before, girl.

00:32:29You ain't fooling nobody.

00:32:30Okay.

00:32:30Well, everybody just saw you

00:32:32reach across that desk.

00:32:34Uh-huh.

00:32:34And hit me.

00:32:35Bye, y'all.

00:32:36No, no, no, no.

00:32:37Hold that plane.

00:32:37See you later.

00:32:38Hold that plane.

00:32:39Bye-bye.

00:32:40You better hold that plane.

00:32:41Hold that plane.

00:32:41You better get your ass away from here.

00:32:43Now, go.

00:32:44You know what?

00:32:45I'm getting out of here before security does,

00:32:46but you'll hear from me.

00:32:47Scoot.

00:32:47You'll hear from me, buster.

00:32:49Come on, Candy Crush.

00:32:51Do people still play Candy Crush?

00:32:57This Karen called it community standards.

00:32:59He called it mind your business.

00:33:01And now Santa's about to catch a stray in July.

00:33:09Mr. Paul!

00:33:11Who is it?

00:33:12Karen Crenshaw Cooper Collins.

00:33:15What do you want?

00:33:16I can hear you.

00:33:17It is the middle of July.

00:33:19July is for the red, white, and blue.

00:33:21You know what colors I see all around this door?

00:33:24Know what?

00:33:25I see green.

00:33:27I see red.

00:33:28Whoa!

00:33:29Oh, I see red when I'm gonna beat your ass.

00:33:32Okay.

00:33:32I'll tell you that.

00:33:33Well, that's something we can agree on, ain't it?

00:33:35I celebrate Christmas all year long.

00:33:38And that ain't none of your business.

00:33:40It is my business because I'm the head of the HOA.

00:33:42You head of the what?

00:33:44HOA.

00:33:45HOMOS Association.

00:33:46No, no, no.

00:33:47You need to get your ears checked.

00:33:48I thought you did.

00:33:48I don't need my ears.

00:33:49I heard you right.

00:33:50You are the leader of the HOMOS Association.

00:33:53Homeowners.

00:33:54HOMOS Association.

00:33:55Also, this is a condominium.

00:33:56Is it?

00:33:56You know where you are?

00:33:57I do know where I'm in a condominium.

00:33:59I pay my lease every month, which allows me to luxuriate in all of this.

00:34:06You see this?

00:34:07This is a petition.

00:34:08Uh-huh.

00:34:08This was written by the people of this condominium.

00:34:11You see it?

00:34:11And your point with all of this is what?

00:34:14We are bound by the same laws.

00:34:17You need to take down these decorations.

00:34:20You need to.

00:34:21It's in the HOA ordinances.

00:34:23Why am I gonna do it?

00:34:24Things are causing allergens.

00:34:26I'm gonna sue you.

00:34:26I know many a lawyer.

00:34:28This is no longer Christmas in July.

00:34:30It's Christmas in court.

00:34:32Oh, you think you can do that?

00:34:34Oh, yeah.

00:34:34Uh-huh.

00:34:34I see you.

00:34:35She's in violation of the Homeowners Association.

00:34:37You are on social media right now.

00:34:39Yeah.

00:34:39Don't you see?

00:34:41I got you assaulting and thief.

00:34:44These are deadly things.

00:34:45You got a lawsuit, lady.

00:34:47No, no, no.

00:34:47You got a lawsuit.

00:34:48Look at this.

00:34:49Look at these.

00:34:49You got a lawsuit.

00:34:50These halogen lights.

00:34:51Don't you touch them.

00:34:52Oh, they're giving me a seizure.

00:34:53Oh, you're gonna get an ass kicking.

00:34:55Oh, they're giving me a seizure.

00:34:56You're gonna get an ass kicking.

00:34:57Oh, oh.

00:34:57Okay, that's it right there.

00:34:58I'm calling the police right now.

00:34:59I know the chief of police calling.

00:35:00I got you on camera.

00:35:02I got you on camera.

00:35:03See this?

00:35:03We got a lawsuit.

00:35:05We got a lawsuit.

00:35:06I got to pay more where that came from.

00:35:08Oh, what if I take your candy cane?

00:35:11But you, oh, woman.

00:35:13Hang on, get you.

00:35:13Get this.

00:35:14Look, get this.

00:35:14Yeah, no.

00:35:15No.

00:35:16We got to get it out of here.

00:35:17I'm going to jail.

00:35:18It's July.

00:35:19You're going to jail.

00:35:19No more.

00:35:20You're going to jail.

00:35:21Christmas decorations.

00:35:23Police.

00:35:24No.

00:35:24Somebody call the police.

00:35:26I'm sick of it.

00:35:27I got all on camera.

00:35:30All on camera.

00:35:32Oh, did I not have it on camera?

00:35:40Where's the manager?

00:35:41It's a new day in the workroom and I am feeling like I need to speak to the manager.

00:35:46Meow.

00:35:47Do not record me.

00:35:48Today the judges will get to watch our Karen performances.

00:35:53I'm feeling, oh God, I don't know how I'm feeling.

00:35:57I feel very severe, honey.

00:36:04Severe up in here.

00:36:05I may be losing it a little bit because this type of challenge is really no reassurance.

00:36:11Y'all, I'm being a little nervous for this one because in the previous comedy challenge,

00:36:16there were people in the room laughing.

00:36:18This one was straight up me and RuPaul.

00:36:22Part of me was like, yeah, you kept it with Ru the whole time.

00:36:25But the other side was like, but were you funny at all?

00:36:29Hmm.

00:36:30I left that shoot thinking, what the hell just happened?

00:36:34Right.

00:36:35We didn't get to watch each other do these scenes.

00:36:37I don't know how the other girls did.

00:36:40So that makes me even more nervous.

00:36:43Does anyone feel overwhelming?

00:36:45Like, yeah, I killed that.

00:36:47That was awesome.

00:36:48I did a great job.

00:36:49I feel like there are moments when I'm like, oh girl, I hate it.

00:36:52You know what I mean?

00:36:53That is one thing about you.

00:36:55One thing about Darlene, Darlene thinks she ate.

00:36:58It ended in both of us hunched over laughing.

00:37:01Yeah, Darlene, you feel like farthest from a Karen.

00:37:04How did you channel Karen?

00:37:06I don't know if I had that sort of like angry, like burst.

00:37:09I definitely went the like, bless your heart route.

00:37:12I feel like I got a lot of laughs during my Karen skit.

00:37:15But as far as the challenge of being a Karen, I don't know, girl.

00:37:20After Ru's walkthrough where she like singled me out a little bit.

00:37:23I was like, you have to let loose.

00:37:25You have to have fun.

00:37:26I was like, okay, well, you know what?

00:37:28I just have to like go out and do it.

00:37:29And like, I feel like I took a big, big risk doing a Hispanic Karen.

00:37:34Considering that everyone else is, you know, stereotypical Karen.

00:37:38You could say white.

00:37:39Yeah.

00:37:41Did you channel anybody you know or like any like?

00:37:44I channeled like a mixture of Newtka Marcos, which is like this really famous, crazy Cuban lady.

00:37:49And I channeled a little bit of my mom.

00:37:51She's not a Karen, but she'll pop off.

00:37:53Oh God.

00:37:53So I was just channeling that.

00:37:55I was channeling like all the times I've seen my aunties fight or, you know, argue and like the hand

00:38:00motions and all that.

00:38:01Honestly, having Ru as a scene partner was fun.

00:38:04She called me a whore.

00:38:06She said that I look like a prostitute.

00:38:08Easy.

00:38:08That was my dress.

00:38:09Yeah.

00:38:10I love the dress.

00:38:11I love the dress.

00:38:12Leave Darlene's Santee Alley dress out of this.

00:38:15Normally when we have a comedy challenge, Juicy comes back and she is a woman in crisis.

00:38:21Today, I can tell from her energy that she feels a lot better about how yesterday went than she has

00:38:27in the past with these kinds of comedy challenges.

00:38:30My thing is anxiety.

00:38:31I'm on a journey of not doing the thing that I always do where I go back home after we

00:38:37do a challenge and think about every single thing that I could have done better and that I did wrong.

00:38:41I've come this far.

00:38:43My track record's fab.

00:38:45I look fab.

00:38:46I look fab.

00:38:47I feel fab.

00:38:48I smell fab.

00:38:49I smell, well, not currently, but I will smell fab.

00:38:52I'm feeling cautiously optimistic.

00:38:55I think I did what was asked, but some people seem to be saying that Ru was really laughing at

00:39:02them, which is making this much more nerve wracking than past performance challenges.

00:39:07NeNe, where's your head at?

00:39:09I also am like, it could have been great.

00:39:11It could have been shit.

00:39:12I don't know.

00:39:14Like, I was having fun.

00:39:15I feel like I stayed in character the whole time.

00:39:17My AJOA Karen sketch was so fun, but also at the same time, I'm like, did I pick up on

00:39:22everything that Ru was putting down?

00:39:24In my scene, Ru was in character the whole time.

00:39:26Yeah.

00:39:26So she wasn't, like, breaking character and laughing or anything.

00:39:29Right.

00:39:29It definitely wasn't the laughs like we got during Snatch Game, you know?

00:39:33Speak for yourself.

00:39:35The pressure's on, y'all.

00:39:36The pressure's on.

00:39:37It's a really, really strong group of girls.

00:39:39But I feel like everyone's weakness is definitely their psyche.

00:39:42The inner saboteur of it all.

00:39:44This challenge is the one that's gonna determine the top four.

00:39:47So we're all feeling the tension in the room because we just don't know where we're gonna land.

00:40:15This is very Bob Mackie.

00:40:18Yes.

00:40:19Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

00:40:22She's always ready to make a scene, Michelle Visage.

00:40:27A scene?

00:40:28Can I speak to somebody above you?

00:40:31Like, who do you report to?

00:40:33That's who I wanna talk to.

00:40:35Ma'am, I am the manager when the manager's not here.

00:40:38Hmm.

00:40:42She knows a thing or two about going viral, T.S. Madison.

00:40:47Uh-uh, Ru.

00:40:48I got a shot for that.

00:40:50And I'm all better now.

00:40:54And she's no stranger to drama.

00:40:56It's the fabulous Julianne Nicholson.

00:41:00Wait a minute.

00:41:00Are you recording me right now?

00:41:07Welcome, my love.

00:41:09I'm so happy to be here.

00:41:10This week we challenged our queens to cause a commotion as Karen's gone wild.

00:41:16And tonight on the runway, category is From Wholesome to Folsom.

00:41:21Ooh.

00:41:22Ooh.

00:41:23Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.

00:41:32Category is From Wholesome to Folsom.

00:41:36Up first, Juicy Love, Dionne.

00:41:38My wholesome look is an Alice in Wonderland inspiration.

00:41:43Oh, dear.

00:41:45Oh, you've got Crisco in my poppers.

00:41:48You've got poppers in my Crisco.

00:41:51Pop till you drop.

00:41:52Once we smell the poppers, baby, that kitty girl comes out and I have Cheshire Cat covering

00:41:58up my privates with a chastity belt because I'm a good girl.

00:42:02I feel like I fit the cat to go.

00:42:04Meow, meow.

00:42:05Curiosity killed the cat, but a good whip brought it back.

00:42:09Calico, you better do.

00:42:13Darlene Mitchell.

00:42:14Ooh, it's a housewife.

00:42:16Picking a casserole.

00:42:17At the Folsom Street Fair, no kink is off limits.

00:42:20So don't piss me off.

00:42:22Just piss on me.

00:42:24She don't piss and tell.

00:42:26I've got my hanky on display and I have my fully stoned, bedazzled,

00:42:32crystallized, pee-stained.

00:42:34Oops.

00:42:35Things got a little messy.

00:42:38And the nastiest little Daisy Dukes you've ever seen.

00:42:41Head to toe, I am dripping.

00:42:43Now that's what I call a golden girl.

00:42:47Mikey Meeks.

00:42:48Oh.

00:42:49Oh, her safe word is rosebud.

00:42:52I'll take a dozen.

00:42:53Mikey Meeks stars in Everything's Coming Up Roses.

00:42:57It's a double feature.

00:42:58Oh, oh no.

00:42:59I pricked my finger.

00:43:01But I kind of like the pain.

00:43:03I reveal into my harness-y, thorny BDSM couture.

00:43:07Do not fuck with me, fellas.

00:43:09Because I also have a vine whip.

00:43:11Wholesome to Folsom, babe.

00:43:13Sweet as a rose to thorny and horny.

00:43:15Thorn?

00:43:16When did I have thorn?

00:43:18Well, I've seen her videos on Thornhub.

00:43:21Oh.

00:43:22Jane, don't.

00:43:24I'm looking for my husband, Ebenezer.

00:43:28Young, beautiful dowager widow wandering through her husband's manse, haunted by his ghost.

00:43:38And then I tear away my nightgown to reveal my fully encrusted red lingerie set.

00:43:44She's the latest cast member.

00:43:46The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

00:43:49I'm wearing my Mrs. Lovett hair, running a bordello.

00:43:52I'm pouring hot wax all over my heaving bosom.

00:43:56It's sort of funny and twisted, but still sexy.

00:44:01Like the heroine of a Bronte novel, if she was also a slut.

00:44:06I feel gorgeous.

00:44:07I heard of a candle in the wind, but this is extra.

00:44:12Nene Coco, give me your tired, your lonely, your whores.

00:44:19I am the very freshly constructed Statue of Liberty, circa 1886.

00:44:24She is draped in this beautiful, pure copper.

00:44:28Oh.

00:44:29Give me liberty or give me a piece of ass.

00:44:33Yeah, who knew that Lady Liberty was so kinky?

00:44:36This is another Nene Coco original.

00:44:37I made it head to toe.

00:44:39She's covered in spikes.

00:44:41Folsom is all about the freedom of expression.

00:44:43So who better to represent that than the Statue of Liberty herself?

00:44:47You can see her in Torch Thong Trilogy.

00:44:50Now that's what I call a Staten Island fairy.

00:44:52You want to see a tunnel?

00:45:00Welcome, queens.

00:45:01It's time for the judges' critiques.

00:45:04Starting with Juicy Love Dion.

00:45:07This outfit tonight, I just would say,

00:45:09here, kitty, kitty, here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

00:45:11Hey, you know, you look like sex.

00:45:14The little demure Alice in Wonderland party girl over it was really fun with the giant poppers.

00:45:20It says it all about you, Juicy.

00:45:22You were the parking spot, Karen.

00:45:26Liar.

00:45:27You really let yourself go.

00:45:28You let yourself have it.

00:45:29You had physical comedy.

00:45:30I loved the Spanish stuff.

00:45:32I loved the thing Ru called you a Buddha.

00:45:34It just, it looked like you two had a good time.

00:45:37I loved your rail work or your railography, if you will.

00:45:42The way you sort of tumbled over the rail.

00:45:44You were totally committed to that moment and letting yourself go.

00:45:47I really fell all the way out with your,

00:45:51Ayuda me!

00:45:53You kind of did get stuck in the Miguel part,

00:45:56but it was just the other little things that you did that made up for it.

00:45:59So Juicy, you came with the character and I was impressed with that.

00:46:02You were fun.

00:46:03I had a great time with you.

00:46:04I'm happy to see that you let it all out.

00:46:08Darlene Mitchell.

00:46:09Now this outfit right here, girl, listen, it brought back memories, okay?

00:46:13Sorry.

00:46:15Thank you for being the boundary pusher tonight.

00:46:21Oh, yellow nails too.

00:46:23We went there.

00:46:24You feel like the missing village person that we all wanted and never got.

00:46:28And you were the shoplifting Karen.

00:46:30You matched Ru.

00:46:32Everything that Ru did, you said yes and, and that's like rule number one for improv.

00:46:37It felt very alive and moment to moment work.

00:46:40Darlene, you are so stupid.

00:46:43I had so much fun with you.

00:46:46You're a really good scene partner.

00:46:47I think you are so funny, but I would have wanted to see more Karen from you.

00:46:52You weren't as much a Karen as you were a good Christian lady.

00:46:55I am a Christian.

00:46:56Growing up in the Midwest, there was a lot of that sort of like bless your heart woman,

00:47:01but on the inside, rotted.

00:47:03Yeah.

00:47:03On a scale of one to 10 from my book, I would definitely give you a high, long eight.

00:47:10Cause I got one.

00:47:13Okay.

00:47:14Ooh.

00:47:15Okay.

00:47:15Ten.

00:47:18Dang it.

00:47:20All right.

00:47:21Up next, Mikey Mix.

00:47:23Now this outfit, girl, you're making me thorny, baby.

00:47:27Just blown away by it.

00:47:28This is gorgeous tonight.

00:47:30That hair is so gorgeous.

00:47:31That reveal was fantastic and top to bottom, beautiful.

00:47:35You were the most Karen of the bunch.

00:47:38Where's your license?

00:47:39And I believed it with the Kate Gosselin hair and all.

00:47:42A Karen is about having privilege and using the privilege to her advantage.

00:47:47You did it for me.

00:47:50One of the things that first jumped out to me was how quickly you went from entitlement.

00:47:55I don't need a license.

00:47:56I'm traveling.

00:47:56To seduction, to distraction, to coma, to running away was just brilliant.

00:48:03When you brought the seat back, like your imagination was limitless.

00:48:07And you just pulled out every last thing you had in your bag of tricks and I bought every single

00:48:12one.

00:48:12Wow.

00:48:13You seem very surprised by the critiques.

00:48:16I am surprised.

00:48:17Why?

00:48:17When it's improv and it was really just the two of us, you leave going, what the hell did I

00:48:22just do?

00:48:22What I'm learning and what I need to continue to work on is trust my gut because it's gotten me

00:48:26this far.

00:48:27Great night for you, Mikey.

00:48:29Wow.

00:48:30Up next, Jane Jones.

00:48:32I just love that juxtaposition of the sort of Jane Austen to like red light.

00:48:38Hooah.

00:48:40In the improv challenge, if you've ever seen a Karen cut up, they cuts up in those airports.

00:48:47Like, I needed more foolishness from you.

00:48:49The 250 pounds, you could have easily just tore into Rue about you being 235.

00:48:56You know, it was so many things that you could have played off, you know, with Rue that I thought

00:49:01you were missing.

00:49:02I loved when you were rolling around so casually, even though clearly he was nowhere near you.

00:49:08I think in this situation, I didn't get Karen. I was getting more Mrs. Roper.

00:49:12I agree that I didn't get as much Karen as I maybe would have liked, but I loved your patterned

00:49:18moo moo and your hair and your glasses.

00:49:20I don't know. Just being like a lady from Palm Springs, I think, is just spiritually where I feel the

00:49:25most at home. So I was just kind of like...

00:49:27I just feel like you came there with things that you wanted to say and you said them and you

00:49:32weren't allowing yourself to go further than that.

00:49:34And I know you've got more than that. I just wanted you to be more Karen, I guess.

00:49:38Sure.

00:49:38Is all. We've all experienced it at this point. Rue's entire algorithm is Karen's, which is why this challenge is

00:49:45probably happening.

00:49:45Listen, you're great. A few maneuvers, she could have been absolutely perfect.

00:49:51Nene Coco.

00:49:53I had very high expectations when you came out because I felt your desperation so clearly.

00:49:59I loved your nails on the clipboard. There were specific things along the way that really brought that character to

00:50:04life.

00:50:05You understood what a Karen was. I just think you ran out of steam. It felt like it became the

00:50:11same thing over and over.

00:50:12You have to keep it moving to keep the comedy moving.

00:50:15Yeah, I feel like I had a lot of energy, came in really hot.

00:50:19Yeah.

00:50:19And didn't have as many levels in there.

00:50:21Yeah.

00:50:21Now, in the runway, I was like, yes, ma'am. And looking at this outfit makes me miss New York

00:50:28City late night.

00:50:30I'm sure we partied with a few club kids that dressed up like this a few times.

00:50:34I just want to get on a ferry and ride all the way.

00:50:39It's such a beautiful, nostalgic moment to see Lady Liberty, especially in this moment with all that's going on in

00:50:45the world around us.

00:50:46Would you ride a ferry?

00:50:48I ride a ferry with you.

00:50:52All right, Nene, anything else you want to add?

00:50:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

00:50:59Thanks.

00:51:00All right, well, thank you, Queens. I think we've heard enough.

00:51:02All you untucked backstage. The judges and I will deliberate.

00:51:07All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?

00:51:11Starting with Juicy loved Dion.

00:51:13I was really proud of Juicy in this challenge, actually, as parking spot Karen.

00:51:19I agree that there were enough viral moments in there.

00:51:22Very, very funny. I had no idea that she would come through like that.

00:51:26She did a really good job tonight.

00:51:29All right, let's talk about Darlene Mitchell.

00:51:31I felt you two were together and you were having a great time.

00:51:34One of the best bits for me was actually you showing us your credentials, Ru, singing and dancing.

00:51:39So when you can elevate your scene partner, that's one of the signs of a great actor.

00:51:43And she has that.

00:51:44I love every single thing about what she did, apart from the fact that she wasn't a Karen.

00:51:50She was more like, I'm a good Christian woman.

00:51:51But I did like her comedic timing with you, Ru.

00:51:54She was down to play.

00:51:56All right, Mikey Meeks.

00:51:57I've tried all of those stunts in the car before and I got arrested.

00:52:01So that is definitely a real Karen.

00:52:04Honey, I have seen these women get away with all of these antics.

00:52:08She just tried everything she could think of and it never felt forced.

00:52:12All right, Jane, don't.

00:52:13She has set the bar so high for herself.

00:52:16She tried to control it too much is the best way I can say it.

00:52:20And that's where we can get lost when we're not so much in the moment.

00:52:24I think she was trying to script it more than just letting it flow.

00:52:28So if you threw something at her, Ru, she didn't take it.

00:52:31She didn't take the bait and that happened a few times.

00:52:33No, I don't think so. See, you gotta understand.

00:52:36What she did was good, but it just wasn't enough.

00:52:38It certainly wasn't Karen enough for me.

00:52:40All right, Nene Coco.

00:52:42Now, Nene Coco was the other one who really knows what a Karen is.

00:52:45She got it. She understood the assignment.

00:52:47However, it felt like she got stuck and kept kind of driving home the same persona.

00:52:52I think it's hard when you start from such a high place because then there's nowhere to go.

00:52:58And I think that's what happened.

00:53:00Felt like there was a lot of screaming with not a lot of, you know, meat and potatoes.

00:53:04Silence. I have made my decision. Bring back my girls.

00:53:09Welcome back, queens. I've made some decisions.

00:53:17Mikey Meeks, your traffic stop, Karen, was just the ticket.

00:53:24Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

00:53:26Woo, let's fucking go.

00:53:28You've won a cash tip of $5,000.

00:53:31Plus, tickets to see Stop That Train, the first feature film from the Drag Race universe in theaters this summer.

00:53:39Wow.

00:53:40I got my roses, bitch.

00:53:43Oh, my God.

00:53:45Karens, I will thank you this time.

00:53:52Darlene Mitchell, in the challenge, you were a little Karen light, but your runway was a real pisser.

00:54:03Juicy Love Dion, your parking spot, Karen, was a little over the line, but your runway was perfect.

00:54:17Juicy Love Dion, you are safe.

00:54:22Thank you so much.

00:54:23You may step to the back of the stage.

00:54:30Darlene Mitchell, you are safe.

00:54:41You may join the other girls.

00:54:46Nene Coco, Jane Don't, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

00:54:53I have come way too far, and I have spent way too much time and energy and anxiety to get

00:55:00to this spot, so I'm gonna do what I need to do to get through this shit so that I

00:55:05can be at the end.

00:55:06Two queens stand before me.

00:55:10Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.

00:55:19For the first time in the entire competition, the spectacular Jane is in the bottom, and she's up against me,

00:55:26and that is bad news for her.

00:55:29The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.

00:55:43Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

00:55:48Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

00:56:17Let's go.

00:56:18I could be your girlfriend for the weekend.

00:56:22You could be my boyfriend for the night.

00:56:26My excuse to make a bad decision.

00:56:30The party's getting close under the lights.

00:56:35I'm feeling that's what now you're feeling like.

00:56:39I've known you my whole life.

00:56:43I'm feeling that's what I'm feeling like.

00:56:47I'm feeling that we that won't take off my eyes.

00:56:50I'd like to take you to the garden of Eden.

00:57:15The bitch does a cartwheel back tuck and sticks the landing, period.

00:57:40The bitch does a cartwheel back tuck and sticks the landing, period.

00:57:53I'll just take you to the garden of Eden.

00:57:57I'll just take you to the garden of Eden.

00:58:01Hey!

00:58:05Hey!

00:58:13Woo!

00:58:15Good job, girl!

00:58:17Yes, girl!

00:58:19Get that Gaga follow!

00:58:21Well, Queens, I've made my decision.

00:58:32Nene Coco, Shantae, you stay.

00:58:38You may join the other girls.

00:58:54Jane, my queen, you are a star.

00:58:58Never take don't for an answer.

00:59:02Now, sashay away.

00:59:06Thank you for everything.

00:59:15Oh, um...

00:59:17It...

00:59:25I am surprised, but I mean, you know, I did my best, and I killed it, and...

00:59:36I think I deserved to go to the end, but...

00:59:38This has been really amazing, and I love these girls so much.

00:59:43It doesn't really feel like...

00:59:46There's much else to say.

00:59:49Yeah.

00:59:50Catch you on the flip.

00:59:58Condragulations, Queens.

00:59:59And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

01:00:04Can I get an amen up in here?

01:00:06Amen!

01:00:07All right, now let the music play.

01:00:21Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race...

01:00:23You'll be co-hosting...

01:00:25Good morning, bitches!

01:00:27If I just put my...

01:00:28Oh, yep.

01:00:28Like that.

01:00:29There you go, yeah.

01:00:30You're just stopping at a certain point.

01:00:32You're gonna need a tarp, and an ass.

01:00:35Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:00:35Can't say that on television.

01:00:37Fuck you.

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