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00:03Previously on Love Overboard, our couples faced a game-changing test when the exiles return to politely confront them.
00:12And you're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
00:15You are one of the most egotistical men I've ever met in my life.
00:19Thanks for, like, halfway, half-assed telling me what happened.
00:23It's very manly of you.
00:24After our shipmates were tested.
00:26Let's go!
00:26And some interesting new alliances were formed.
00:29I dropped a nuclear bomb.
00:32Four couples will be walking the plank today.
00:36And now our shipmates must decide which couples will stay and which couples will go overboard.
00:43I think you should be scared to a degree, David.
00:46You're not a trustworthy person.
00:48This is the climax we've been waiting for.
00:51So hold on tight and try not to scream.
00:54This is Love Overboard.
01:05Now it's time to fight for your lives with Couples Court.
01:14This is your opportunity to make a case for your relationship or against any of your shipmates to secure a
01:23spot in the final leg of this voyage.
01:26I am a little scared.
01:28But at the same time, Cry and I are very strong.
01:32I think that we have something good going, and I think everyone knows that.
01:35You can vote however you see fit.
01:39For genuine or friendship couples, your scheming strategy is up to you.
01:45Remember, four couples will be going overboard tonight.
01:51Obviously, my mind's racing on what I'm going to say to everyone.
01:54I already know I'm going to be fighting an uphill battle this whole time.
01:57And not because Sophia and I aren't a strong couple, but because I think we have a target on our
02:02backs for coming in later.
02:03Grab a seat around the table.
02:09I know everyone's weaknesses.
02:11David and Val formed on betrayal.
02:16Christine and Jake, he is not serious.
02:20Lexi and James are strong, but have also just been complacent for a while, too.
02:26Since there's only five couples that are able to stay, I want to make sure we all really establish each
02:30of our dynamics so that we make the right decision.
02:33So I have to plead my case as a couple, and Bradley and I, we have been established for officially
02:39five minutes, so I'm screwed.
02:47I feel so grateful for this experience.
02:49I came here with an open heart, and I didn't meet my person.
02:53Brad, it's been so nice getting to know you, but I'm ready to go.
02:59I thought we were in love, to be honest.
03:08I love you guys so much.
03:10I feel like you have to know when it's time to gracefully bow out, and this is my time.
03:16You were never going to see Miss Thing on the plank.
03:18It just never was going to happen, so.
03:24Name a couple that's been here together longer than James and I.
03:28Obviously, I followed him to the bottom.
03:30We've been there together every day since, and that's how you know what we have is real.
03:34I don't think that time spent on this boat is indicative of strength of a relationship.
03:42So if it is the reason that I wanted to get back on the boat, you guys have had plenty
03:45of time here to connect with each other.
03:46Yeah, we've had a time to build a strong connection.
03:49Yeah, a legitimate connection.
03:50I don't think that time and connection is required.
03:54Okay.
03:54Gee, I know you're younger than Tim, 23, he's 30.
03:58Are you ready for a serious relationship?
04:00Um, I think that everyone can see that me and Tim's connection is so undeniable, and we definitely want to
04:07continue our relationship after this journey.
04:10Keith and Delaney, I'm just curious to hear from your standpoints if it's more romantically inclined or friendship.
04:16Starting out, I didn't know where it was going to go, and that's what I told him, too.
04:19I was like, we are very different, but he has the qualities as someone that I really want to be
04:23with.
04:24To my knowledge, I don't think there's been any kind of, like, physical aspect at all.
04:28So, we also kissed for the first time last night.
04:31I know how you feel.
04:32Mm-hmm.
04:35And it was nice.
04:37I think Keith has really strong feelings for Delaney.
04:40I don't think Delaney has strong feelings for Keith.
04:42As a woman, you show what you're really into based off of, like, your physical touch.
04:48I don't think Delaney's into it.
04:49I don't think it's going to work.
04:51This is another one, but I think you two, you have a very sexual, high physical relationship, which is awesome.
04:57But what is it besides that?
05:00I have a lot of, like, past shit that I'll always have.
05:06I did tell him, like, if this isn't, like, something real, like, I don't want to, like, play the game.
05:10I can't fake emotion.
05:11And I believe, truly, that, like, you like me.
05:14And I have never had somebody, like, make me feel, like, that wanted and, like, that, like, pretty and, like,
05:21so.
05:22With a guy like Jake, who is just trying to have a good time, doesn't really understand the gravity of
05:27a relationship,
05:28I don't see anything in the future for them.
05:31Across the board, we, Andrew and I, we have been in a partnership from the start.
05:38We have protected one another.
05:39We have been honest with one another.
05:42And I think because of that, we have a relationship that beats out a lot of you guys, honestly.
05:48I think that you do have a friendship that's okay, but it's not a relationship.
05:52Your entire experience has been you guys helping each other get with other people here.
05:56We have a very strong relationship.
05:58Whatever you want to define it as, that's how I'm defining it as.
06:00You're entitled to your opinion.
06:05I think our connection has kind of gone through the most realistic, real-world troubles that prove that we do
06:15have a strong connection
06:16and that off this boat, we would actually be able to make it.
06:21I get a little nervous because I, like, genuinely really do like him, and that feeling scares me a little
06:27bit.
06:27I will just say this.
06:28I think you should be scared to a degree.
06:30You're not a trustworthy person, David.
06:33And how are you going to establish a healthy, honest, trustworthy relationship with Val outside of this
06:40if you can't even process your own emotions throughout this journey with Lo?
06:44I did have real feelings for her.
06:45I do have real feelings for Val.
06:47I've learned a lot about myself, how I handle things, some of the ways that I could have done it
06:51better.
06:51And we've already had those conversations, and I plan to do it better this time.
06:57I think something else to bring up is that I cry, I love you, but I just don't, I don't
07:03see that working out.
07:04Wait, what?
07:05You know, it's maybe less on you, maybe more on you, Lila.
07:09What are you trying to do here right now?
07:11I just don't believe your feelings for him, and when I watch you guys interact, it just looks fake to
07:17me.
07:17It's bold of you to say that you think I'm being fake when everything that's happened with you is nothing
07:21but fake.
07:22Bruh, that is a stress.
07:25Hey, I just think you deserve better.
07:26Fuck you.
07:27No, chill, chill, chill, chill.
07:28It's a joke.
07:31Just because David is salty about me being blunt and honest with him.
07:36Be a fucking man, pussy.
07:40I am genuinely interested in cry, so it's really crazy to me that David is saying that.
07:46She has been the most genuine, authentic person, and I have never had a doubt.
07:51I mean, David, you're calling Lila fake, and it's pretty ironic coming from you.
07:54But obviously, this is a bunch of bullshit, and he's reaching for anything at this moment.
07:58When it comes to our friendship, I lost a lot of respect for David.
08:01I've tried to give him grace and be there for him even after all that shit he did.
08:05Lila aside, I know this is about her, but, like, I'm not here to make you feel worse about shit.
08:10But if you just want someone to fucking vent to, I appreciate that, though.
08:13That's some bullshit.
08:13I mean, I don't know how he can say that given all the shit that he's just done.
08:18It's like, let's be so for real here.
08:24Okay, you've all had time to plead your case, so now it's time to vote.
08:32You will vote for the five couples that you want to stay in the competition.
08:38The four couples with the least amount of votes will be going overboard.
08:46All righty.
08:50I'll see you tonight on the planks.
08:52I'm very nervous right now because it could be a strategy thing.
08:55Obviously, you want to eliminate the strongest couple, and we are the strongest couple.
08:59And we've been there so much, it's like, I would not want to see it end that way.
09:02Another plank, another day.
09:05The seas are hungry for sperm whales and water shoes, and the planks are unpredictable.
09:12No more talking.
09:13It's time to vote.
09:16So, here it is, moment of truth.
09:19We voted off the people with the strongest bond.
09:21Lexi and James, Lila and Cry.
09:25I'm voting for David and Val to go overboard because their entire relationship is based off of deceit and lies.
09:33I'm voting for Crying Lila to go because the boat is going to be a much better place with Lila
09:41gone.
09:50All free vacations must come to an end.
09:53And for our remaining eight couples, the chakra is fresh out of continental breakfast.
10:00And would you look at that?
10:02It's time for the daily mixer held on the planks.
10:06Welcome to the most insane plague ceremony of your lives.
10:15There's only room for five couples to move forward.
10:19And your shipmates have voted.
10:22Tonight, we will find out who is safe and who is going overboard.
10:32How's your assholes?
10:34Are they clenched?
10:35Oh, God.
10:36But first, there is one single among us.
10:40Sade left, which leaves Bradley alone.
10:43Unfortunately, Bradley, it's time to walk the plank.
10:47Bye, Bradley.
10:48I love you.
10:48Bye, Bradley.
10:49I love you.
10:50I'm getting thrown off the boat.
10:51So I'm going out with a fucking splash.
10:54I know you guys want to hear my role.
10:56So I'll share a couple with you guys.
10:59Tim.
11:00Oh, no.
11:04Bye, Brad.
11:05Woo.
11:07Love you, Brad.
11:08Holy shit.
11:11Okay, I will be calling each couple to stand on the plank today,
11:16where you find out whether you will go back to the top side or overboard.
11:25Tim and Gia, please step up to the planks.
11:28Love you guys.
11:29Love you.
11:30Love you guys.
11:30I know that me and Tim are such a strong couple.
11:32I feel like every day we spend time together,
11:34we're becoming more and more connected.
11:36But people have strategies in this situation.
11:39So there is a chance that we may be going overboard.
11:45Tim, Gia, your shipmates have voted.
11:51You are going.
11:58Back to the top side.
12:02You are safe.
12:03Congratulations, Matt.
12:04You can kiss.
12:06Yay.
12:08So I'm really happy that we met.
12:10Me too.
12:11The fact that we live fucking five minutes from each other.
12:13It was meant to be.
12:13We're meant to be.
12:14Sorry.
12:15We're meant to be.
12:18Sophia and Reese.
12:20Reese and I didn't get a chance, like the rest of them,
12:23to shoot our shot.
12:24But I'm like, you know, let go, let God.
12:26Your shipmates have voted.
12:29You are going.
12:30With the baseline, the rush, let it define.
12:34Yeah, this is the right time.
12:37Let's go.
12:39Overboard.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:44Come on, come on, come on, come on.
12:46Holy, dude.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:52Lexi and James, your time has come.
12:55What me and Lexi have is amazing.
12:58We've been there since day one for each other,
12:59and we're the strongest couple.
13:01I'm very nervous because I don't know
13:03if these people voted me off.
13:04Like, I don't know if they were playing strategy
13:06or they were playing gender connections
13:08and, like, keeping strong couples.
13:10Oh, fuck.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12Your shipmates have voted.
13:14You are going.
13:18I don't like this at all.
13:20I don't like this at all.
13:23Let's go.
13:26To the top side!
13:30Yay, congratulations!
13:34Delaney and Keith,
13:36please step up to the planks.
13:47Delaney!
13:53I do think me and Keith are a strong couple.
13:55I think it's just different
13:56than what everybody else has done.
13:57Me and Keith have ultimately moved at our own pace
13:59and been completely authentic to ourselves,
14:01and I'm really proud of us for that.
14:03But I have no idea how this vote's going to go.
14:06Delaney and Keith,
14:08your shipmates have voted.
14:11You are going.
14:19Back to the top side!
14:22Yay!
14:27And that and Andrew come down to the planks.
14:31Oh, Keith is here.
14:33No way.
14:33Keith?
14:34Yeah.
14:34Told you.
14:35I went.
14:36No way!
14:37I didn't think so, to be honest.
14:39Okay, guys, let's be really excited.
14:41Keith!
14:43Keith!
14:44Keith!
14:45Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:48Keith!
14:51There are still four couples to walk the plank
14:55with only two available rooms remaining on the top side.
15:01I learned to love Andrew, and that love is so strong.
15:05It is a friend thing, but I care about her.
15:08She cares about me.
15:09Anytime I need comfort, he's there.
15:11Truly feel very at ease in his company.
15:15Anna and Andrew, your shipmates have voted.
15:20Feel like I'm falling.
15:25You are going.
15:27Feel like I'm falling.
15:31Short.
15:33Overboard.
15:36Supernova in my soul.
15:39Burning bright.
15:40That drop is so scary.
15:43That drop is so scary.
15:44Christine and Jake, please come down to the planks.
15:48All right, guys.
15:49All right, guys.
15:50Things have obviously changed since Jake and I first met,
15:54and he takes really good care of me.
15:56I trust him with my whole heart,
15:57and I really think that things are going to progress
16:00far past this vote.
16:02You should not have looked down.
16:05Christine and Jake,
16:07your shipmates have voted.
16:10You are going.
16:20To the top.
16:23Congratulations.
16:24Come on, everybody.
16:25You guys.
16:35we're down to our last two couples one couple will be staying and one couple will be going
16:43overboard i'm saying my prayers right now for my girl unfortunately i think what david did was
16:50like kind of just irreversible yeah unfortunately before i know it it's just me and karai and val
17:00and david left up next is leela and karai i am terrified but i'm not concerned because i think
17:08that everybody sees that karai and i's relationship is real i see us you know growing strong together
17:15in the future we are perfect for each other i know for sure that we're stronger couple than
17:24david and val we've shown that and proven that and we've been together for way longer than they have
17:30but you don't know what strategy people are pulling so you never know i hope that my shipmates made the
17:36right decision when your fate is in the hands of others you really lay back every interaction you've
17:43had with all the other people on this boat i think i've made a lot of really tough polarizing
17:48decision throughout my time here and i wouldn't be surprised if this was the time that they chose to
17:55yank that carpet out from underneath me
17:59karai and leela your shipmates have voted
18:05you are going
18:23you are going
19:07i think it really speaks volumes that a majority of my shipmates voted for
19:10us to stay david and i have gone through so much to get to this point wow so it can
19:16really only
19:16go up from here congratulations you survived the planks please go join the other couples on the top
19:23deck thank you gabby happy for you i am surprised because with the whole thing with low i was worried
19:31people didn't see you know me anymore but maybe they're also able to see you know my learning journey
19:37and how i'm changing i want to see karai and leela walk up here me too i better see them
19:43bro honestly
19:43i know it's going to be there who's splitting the last classes of champagne here they come here they come
19:46here they come who is it for sure who is it
19:50oh
19:51oh
19:51oh
19:51oh
19:51Yeah!
19:58We love you.
20:00How the fuck did you mean to keep
20:02Jake and fucking David and Belle out fucking doing
20:05Kawhi and me?
20:07Is everyone okay?
20:10Hi Gabi.
20:11Hi, congratulations!
20:16So you survived the blanks,
20:18and as the top five couples,
20:20I have a treat for you all.
20:23Tomorrow, you're finally getting off this yacht.
20:27Each couple will explore Malta, courtesy of Chime,
20:32for a full day and night of freedom and fun.
20:41But these dates aren't a vacation.
20:45They're a chance to really explore your relationship
20:48on a deeper level.
20:51And if your love language is spending someone else's money,
20:55this is your time to show!
20:57Yeah!
20:59Yeah!
21:00I'm really excited to finally have, like, real privacy
21:03and, like, a real place to just connect and use this time
21:07to figure out, like, who we are to each other.
21:09Because I don't know if Jake is faking anything for the camera.
21:14I'm so hyped for that, bro!
21:16Spending the night off the yacht,
21:18with Lexi's gonna be amazing.
21:19I mean, all the nights sleeping in the bunk beds,
21:22I feel like we deserve a new sleeping arrangement.
21:25It changes everything.
21:26I'm so happy for everyone here.
21:28Yes!
21:29Well deserved!
21:30I love you all!
21:31Cheers, cheers!
21:31Well deserved!
21:36I don't know if I'm more excited for our five couples
21:40to explore Malta or to enjoy my Fortress of Solitude
21:45with Head Chef Dimitris Braun Linguini.
21:50We're in Valetta!
21:52This is gonna be a fun day.
21:54I feel like I want to look almost behind every single door.
21:58Like, what is this?
21:59What is that?
22:01Ooh, that's great!
22:04Now, should we hop on the train right now?
22:05Get on, just jump in!
22:10Yay!
22:12How's it going?
22:13How are you?
22:14I've dated a lot of people that aren't compatible with me.
22:16Thank you!
22:17I don't want to do that anymore,
22:18and I've actually never been with a guy like Keef before.
22:24He makes me feel safe, he makes me feel very protected,
22:27he's kind, he's genuine, and he's a gentleman.
22:30This is beautiful.
22:32What's been your favorite view in Malta so far?
22:35You.
22:36Good answer!
22:37I like that one.
22:38I've never done anything like this before, have you?
22:41What?
22:42Like this?
22:43In a boat like this?
22:44Yeah, I haven't either.
22:44Definitely not.
22:46Do you want your wife to be a stay-at-home wife, or do you want her to work?
22:49I want my kids to be raised by their mom.
22:52Daycare is great, but I don't want somebody else raising my kid.
22:54Mm-hmm.
22:54How about you?
22:56Um, I think that, like, I love to work.
22:59It is my passion.
23:01So, for me, like, working is fun, and I take a lot of pride in it,
23:05and I kind of, like, have built my identity around it, to be honest.
23:08So, you know, it's 2025.
23:09If the mother's the breadwinner and the dad, like, it's better with the kids, like, why not?
23:13I'm a pretty traditional guy, you know.
23:15I know it's 2025, but I'll do my roles as a man, and I want her to do her roles
23:20as a woman.
23:21Right.
23:22I want her to have a simple life, taking care of my children.
23:25Mm-hmm.
23:27Yeah, you're a simple man.
23:28Very simple man.
23:32Well, that was quite an open and progressive conversation.
23:36Hopefully, our other couples are being cute on the island of Malta.
23:41Cue our very sweet date montage.
23:45Oh, my gosh.
23:48Right.
23:49Hi.
23:49Hi.
23:50Oh, wow.
23:51Wow.
23:52I'd like to see you in one of those dresses.
23:55An herbs and spice shop?
23:57I love their herbs and spice.
23:59You wanna go on there?
23:59Come.
24:00Well, what are we choosing to now?
24:02We're choosing to, um, a gorgeous day.
24:06I would choose to just kind of being a once-in-a-lifetime experience and getting to spend it with
24:12you.
24:13Babe, do we love?
24:15Oh, yeah.
24:16That's going, for sure.
24:18Might just get one of these, too.
24:20Stop.
24:21Multi-flag.
24:21Have you guys ever tried having your tea leaves red?
24:25Tea leaves?
24:26Yeah?
24:27No.
24:27No?
24:27That's something a little special that we do here.
24:29Ooh.
24:30I feel like, more than anybody else, we have the potential to, like, build something strong
24:35outside of here.
24:36Yeah.
24:37I agree.
24:38Yeah?
24:39Yeah.
24:40As I look into these leaves, I can see a journey of love and signs of laughter and
24:45joyous moments.
24:46Keep going how you're going.
24:48There will be kids at the same time, maybe.
24:51At the same time?
24:52Twins?
24:53Yeah.
24:55I'm kind of hard to read sometimes, but I feel like you read me pretty well.
24:59Like, you'll just look at me and, like, you'll, like, you just know.
25:02And I really like that.
25:03And that, like, makes me feel like, I don't know, like, I feel like I can really trust you.
25:07Good.
25:07I hope you feel seen and, you know, heard.
25:10Yeah.
25:11I'm cool.
25:11I'm cool, man.
25:17Cheers.
25:19Mm-hmm.
25:21This might be fun.
25:22I'm having a blast.
25:23You're the only reason I'm still here.
25:24I would, hey.
25:26Us making it this far just reassured me that, like, I knew you were my person since day
25:30one.
25:30I didn't know how I was going to do it.
25:31Yeah.
25:31But I was like, that's mine.
25:32Yeah.
25:33I feel like every conversation we have just reiterates that we do want to be together.
25:38And we lean on each other a lot.
25:40And that makes me love him more.
25:42Love's a crazy word.
25:44Cut that.
25:45I love things about him, but we're going to have to figure out if we really do, you
25:49know, love each other.
25:50Until he says it, I'll never say it.
25:52Cheers to every date getting better and better.
25:55It really does.
25:56Yeah.
26:01So, like, what are your fears as far as, like, being in this relationship?
26:07Um, I've been in a lot of, like, not-so-healthy relationships in the past.
26:12And I've been cheated on in almost every single relationship that I have been in.
26:17Unfortunately, I would come back because I thought that's, like, kind of, like, what I
26:20deserved.
26:21And, uh, what I learned is, like, it's not something that I'll ever deal with again.
26:24No.
26:25And, uh...
26:26As you shouldn't, you deserve better.
26:28Yeah.
26:28And I want to be able to provide that for you.
26:30You're literally so perfect to me.
26:32It's crazy how I've known you for less than a week, and I feel like I'm already falling
26:36for you.
26:37And I've enjoyed every second I've gotten to spend with you, and I can't wait to enjoy
26:40plenty more.
26:41I think Christine's been through a lot in my life.
26:43And so, I'm super glad that I could reassure her that I don't want to be able to let
26:48her have those fears anymore.
26:49I want to be there for her, no matter what, through all the thick and all the thin.
26:53What were those fears?
26:58Uh...
26:58What were they?
27:16Oh, tell me I'm with you, baby.
27:20Are you excited?
27:21yeah it's been a day of flirting and innocence for our final couples for once but tonight with
27:29a private hotel room off the yacht literally anything can happen especially with top shelf
27:35champagne no wonder where mine went cheers
27:44today was incredible and i've been like reserving saying this for a while i think i'm definitely
27:51like i'm starting to fall in love with you i agree i feel like the same way yeah
28:00feels good to finally just be able to say it and her saying that she's falling for me too
28:05just was so reassuring to me it made me feel complete
28:17start with your feet together over like that come back this way that's a square dance
28:24no it's not this way this way this way so this is what you do naked in your kitchen while
28:30you're
28:30cooking sometimes i love that
28:35like i was really happy today in like a way i haven't fought in a really long time
28:40i can't wake up every day without you by my side everything is true that i felt from day one
28:45it's
28:45like i am in love with you and you're in love with me
28:52you're everything i need honestly
28:56i'm in love with you too
29:07i'm in love with lexi
29:10uh it feels amazing alexi telling me that she's also loving me just like solidifies like
29:16everything we've done was right and it kind of makes us stronger as a team
29:21and we're ready to take on whatever comes our way
29:24wow so happy to see the shipmates sharing i love you's after three seconds what are you lesbians
29:32but are they sharing those three words with the right people or all in vain
29:54you check on the door real quick am i answering this i'm right back from jumble together or whatever
30:08come
30:21shut the fuck up what the fuck dude what the fucking fuck is going on
30:54shut the fuck up wait this is a lie this is so true
31:01yeah you're giving my eyes allergies and you have such a beautiful cry it's that time in the
31:07season when best friends and family of the shipmates are brought in to harshly judge their beloved
31:12partners and express their support or express their dissent
31:17no fucking way okay come sit come sit with us come sit hi hi yeah say hi
31:22leilani nice to meet you this is my best friend in the whole world i know that she'll ask all
31:28the hard
31:28questions see if james is really in love with me and if leilani says no i'm leaving here with her
31:36wait okay so i want to know like what's the deal how did everything start like what's your story
31:41he was the guy that like yelled i'm horny the first day and immediately all right
31:46yes you do so much better
31:49i'm like show me the other contestants i can pick another one for you
31:54are we relationship are we figuring things out love each other
32:02okay so we just expressed that probably like five minutes before you walked in
32:09so that's how we're feeling right now okay my point of view you've only known her a couple weeks
32:15do you really love her to her core to continue this after leilani is grilling me i'm starting to feel
32:22a little pressure i'm like does she hate me or like am i answering the questions wrong
32:31i know i love her and not only because she's been there for me but when we argue or fight
32:39she
32:39actually like speaks her piece like look this is what i didn't like and i'm like oh i like that
32:43because someone calling me out on my shit is like not normal to me but i'm like as you should
32:47okay yeah coming here and meeting christine was the best thing i ever had and i think she's the
32:53most beautiful girl ever from the outside and inside you know i i i genuinely mean that
32:58she's got the prettiest little smile too it's not even about that it's just like even just the way
33:03she looks at me and i'm just like wow like she has it all do you always talk like this
33:08do i always talk like this how just very like smooth very suave
33:13i've said it too i've said it too
33:17um i'd like to say so yeah
33:19i want to hear all about your journey so far me and val kind of on our date hit the
33:25ground running
33:26and
33:29it came down to me making a big decision on you know sticking with who i'd been with versus going
33:35with
33:36you know my gut and he had me on a plank for 45 minutes
33:40yeah um uh was it because you were struggling to decide or
33:47um let's see
33:53this is what i needed please helps me with the tough questions that i can't do because you know
33:59i suck at emotion so um you know i could tell that the other person might have been unaware
34:10that i was going to pick val yeah so i wanted to give them time to realize like
34:18my head my head is turned
34:21wait louis okay hi come meet him to meet you
34:26i'm a little bit nervous because i know how she feels about him like he's everything to her
34:30and i just told her i love her i literally just told her i love her but if i don't
34:35impress louis
34:36like this whole thing could just crumble
34:38so okay tim what prompted you to feel like you needed to come to malta to find love
34:44initially i was like oh i'm single like hot girls on a boat and then i had one conversation
34:51with your sister and that was it i had some serious relationships but i had like a past where
34:58i was doing my own thing and whatever you want to categorize that as like that's great but i'm you
35:05know i met her and it's i'm ready to fucking grow up man okay so tell me what was the
35:11longest
35:11relationship you've had prior to yeah just period
35:14my my longest relationship was four and a half years oh and when did that end if you don't mind
35:18me asking that ended like end of 2018 okay yeah where do you see yourself with gia yeah i mean
35:26i
35:27see myself with her long term like in years or in days no years okay 100 okay yeah i'm just
35:34wondering
35:35if you haven't really been in a long-term relationship in quite a number of years are
35:39you ready for the day-to-day of gia versus the yacht gia with a glass of champagne in her
35:43hand
35:45so what was your most recent relationship would love to just hear a little bit more about that
35:50a year and a half to two years um and we ultimately separated because of trust issues
35:56um i've reacted very spitefully and you know um essentially stepped out
36:09so infidelity took place or yeah that is kind of what i meant because the thing with val is like
36:17she's genuine to her core and loyal so i just want to make sure that she's taken care of and
36:24if someone's fully committed to her all the way it's like all the way yeah yeah manuela is somebody
36:32who can sniff bullshit a mile away and so i just feel like i had to you know be honest
36:39i hope
36:39regardless of what i did it more mattered that i told the truth
36:48cheers just yes cheers this is crazy my friend olivia is my ride or die i've known her since i
36:57was in
36:57first grade she knows me like the back of her hand and i really value her opinion i think sometimes
37:04i
37:04get really caught up in the moment and every single time olivia always calls me out because
37:09she knows me sometimes better than i know myself i have to know how you guys met each other how
37:14you
37:14picked each other we just like hit it off he is from nebraska he's kind of like a country boy
37:20and
37:21he kind of just like reminded me of nd vibes you know okay he um is 23 okay so he's
37:31a little bit
37:31younger that's newer for me he is a police officer he's like lived in nebraska his whole life the town
37:37he lives in has like 200 people so what do you think about la oh my goodness yeah it's crazy
37:42he's
37:42a pretty traditional guy like he doesn't drink okay yeah is that like police officer vibes or no i just
37:48i don't like it do you go to church is that something that you okay would you expect delaney
37:53to go to church with you it's a discussion for a later time okay so what do you see in
37:59delaney
37:59you're pretty you've been amazing so far uh she's not very funny but sometimes oh my gosh i'm just
38:08kidding i'm learning new things um she's beautiful and i just see a future together with you now
38:14i'm just having a hard time because you don't look like delaney's type
38:20police officer that kind of the nebraska that scares me and i just have a hard time believing
38:28that somebody who's 23 is actually ready to like settle down with someone
38:34well olivia she's very opinionated it's bothering me a little bit because she has a big influence on
38:40delaney she made some comments i strongly disagree with this is between me and delaney
38:45our opinions are the only ones that matter right now i feel like it's something i'm gonna have to
38:49talk to her about
38:59before we head back to our lady of the chakra it's time to goss which is my favorite activity
39:05to really figure out if these relationships will sink right here in malta or square dance back to
39:13nebraska what do you think of key honest he's not your type nothing against police officers nothing
39:20it's any of that i just don't know if you're like lifestyles mesh like would he be okay if you
39:25just
39:26like went to vegas for work or like doing shoots and bikinis and stuff like that because it's work
39:31related um i think he's very traditional and he does have that like protector quality to him where
39:37he you know has younger sisters so i don't know you like to party you like to go out you
39:42like to
39:43have a good time and like what i foresee happening is like him putting you into a freaking shell you're
39:49not a fan i know that you would accept him i'm worried about him fully accepting you i think my
39:56one
39:56concern with him is just what he explained about yeah last night with cheating i think it's
40:02definitely something that you should keep in the back of your brain but i think you get for now my
40:07stamp of approval i love you so much
40:13getting manuela's stamp of approval does a lot for me and david's relationship because she knows how
40:18much i've struggled and for her to say okay like i'm comfortable with this i think you should lean into
40:22this speaks volumes to me like the shriver wall that i was holding on to just like completely fell
40:27at that point okay so what do you think what are your red flies i guess listen you've known each
40:32other for days as he expressed listen i'm obsessed and like i just want to get to know he told
40:37me he
40:37was falling in love with me
40:43was he drinking champagne no oh okay my thing is i'm like go big or go home if i'm obsessed
40:49i'm like
40:50you are my husband let's fucking run the whole nine yards and you know that but it's if you are
40:55that person i don't know if he's that person and i'm not getting the vibe that you know
41:02i think louie likes him as a person i think he sees the chemistry there but i think he's skeptical
41:08at the end of the day louie's a realistic thinker and he's protective of me and i don't fault him
41:14for
41:14that if anything that's a reason i seek his opinion in so many situations in two seconds if i
41:20wasn't feeling anything on this boat yeah i would jump off you know this yeah the fact that i've stayed
41:26here this long i think tells you enough about how i'm serious about the situation because if i'm not
41:32into it i'm gonna get the fuck out and this is not the case i'm happy and i'm parked you
41:38know what
41:38i do think it is beautiful that he does love you and he seems like a great guy and he
41:43should love
41:44me right da bitch me imagine if he didn't i think you should lean into it if you like him
41:52a lot and
41:52you clearly do but just because i said it out loud that i want this to work doesn't mean that
41:57it's
41:57meant to you know damn well i will run to you if i need anything yes and you will be
42:02there for me to
42:02catch always babe always gotta catch you i love you
42:10how are you feeling about it
42:14you can be honest feels really genuine like every single moment that he was talking about you
42:21in your relationship he was smiling yeah that was the biggest great flag he never talked about you
42:27with some sort of arrogance like yeah i got the hottest girl here you know like he talked about
42:34you in the sense that it made me feel like okay leilani's stamp of approval means the world to me
42:41i know that i am leaving this boat with this man i'm so glad you got to meet him so
42:45i love you baby i hope he makes me happy and if he doesn't i'll kill him
42:53isn't he cute better than you should see him like shirtless like she's crazy are we
43:03digmatized are we that's such a good word um i don't think so
43:09let's take those rose colored glasses off for a hot second here
43:13i'm not gonna say that i don't like him i'm gonna say that i need to
43:20see more yeah because he does seem like a smooth talker yeah but like how long can you smooth talk
43:27for
43:27i've definitely fallen for smooth talkers i am easily manipulated because i am highly emotional
43:33and when i like somebody i don't see any red flags so um i'm a little worried about that
43:45times and places
43:53the everpithia maya describes christina's mind in just one word and the rest of the friends and
43:59family accurately judge the male suitors in my humble opinion but now it's time for these lovebirds to
44:06talk about their futures before heading back to the yacht for their final challenge i can't wait to
44:12have one memory oh if you're lucky yeah i'm not expecting me of course all right i love you so
44:20much oh my god be honest i will safe travels i love you talking to my friend olivia and made
44:28me
44:28realize these concerns that i'm having that i have had my friend sees right off the bat i think that
44:34there are some more things that kiev and i have to talk about and get on the same page about
44:42she has a very big personality she's like very cutthroat brutally honest about things you know
44:48she brought up some good points though like i'm a model sometimes you know i shoot in bikinis
44:54sometimes i have to travel for work sometimes i you know get invited to big events and parties and
45:01things like that like are you actually okay with those things like if you're gonna be with
45:06me in a relationship there's obviously some things you just you shouldn't do i'm a cop right
45:11everything you do is gonna reflect me you have to be held to the same higher standard that i am
45:16like like if you get caught with like let's say a drug right i'm not doing drugs you know but
45:21it's
45:21just just an example or like let's say you get a dui right i'm not i'm not saying you ever
45:26would
45:26it's just an example i don't like this example right now like i don't think that this should be
45:30be careful with me using weed i live in cali so i wouldn't get in trouble for weed
45:34that's not true you can't just drive and smoke weed did i say i drive and smoke weed i didn't
45:39say no never mind never mind i'm trying to put this i'm not loving your tone i'm not gonna lie
45:46okay all right i'm a very open-minded person i feel that like i'm very accepting of who you are
45:52but
45:52i want to make sure that you're also accepting of me and i never want to be with someone that
45:58wants to change me and i don't want us to like brush over these things and then in the future
46:04you actually end up having a problem with like just who i am
46:07i still really like keith and i trust what he says but at the same time i have noticed our
46:12differences from the very start but i've accepted keith for who he is and i would hope that he can
46:17do
46:17the same for me and i'm not sure that he can
46:29next time on the season finale of love overboard our messy masturbators return to the chakra
46:38and the winning couple is crowned but not before their fellow friends and trusted shipmates air out
46:44all of their dirty laundry nothing's private here i will have sex when i am ready to have sex i
46:50don't
46:50think i homewrecked anything you don't want to speak on that i'm not going to share that are you
46:54gonna wait 45 minutes to tell me i just might low blows here once a cheater always a cheater fuck
46:58that
46:58question you fucked lauren and then dumped her in the water oh fuck this only one couple will sail
47:06off into the sunset this will be the most dramatic finale of love overboard since well
47:14ever welcome to the final blank ceremony everyone
47:56you
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