🏘️ RuPaul's Drag Race (2009) - Season 18 Episode 11
Rhythm, grace, and drag excellence. In Episode 11 "Dance Floor Divas", queens must master choreography and showcase their performance skills in a high-energy dance number. Who has the moves... and who has two left feet?
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• Dance challenge: choreographed routine tests rhythm & stage presence
• Performance pressure: executing complex moves in drag
• Runway theme: "Nightclub Elegance"
• Judges' critique: technical skill meets artistic expression
• Signature Drag Race energy: movement, music & magnetic performances
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality Competition / Drag Performance / Talent Showcase
• Original Network: VH1 (US) / MTV / Paramount+ / International
• Season: 18 | Episode: 11 | Title: "Dance Floor Divas"
• Setting: Drag Race Studio | Language: English
• Runtime: ~60-75 minutes
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Rhythm, grace, and drag excellence. In Episode 11 "Dance Floor Divas", queens must master choreography and showcase their performance skills in a high-energy dance number. Who has the moves... and who has two left feet?
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• Dance challenge: choreographed routine tests rhythm & stage presence
• Performance pressure: executing complex moves in drag
• Runway theme: "Nightclub Elegance"
• Judges' critique: technical skill meets artistic expression
• Signature Drag Race energy: movement, music & magnetic performances
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality Competition / Drag Performance / Talent Showcase
• Original Network: VH1 (US) / MTV / Paramount+ / International
• Season: 18 | Episode: 11 | Title: "Dance Floor Divas"
• Setting: Drag Race Studio | Language: English
• Runtime: ~60-75 minutes
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Who had the best moves? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Episode 12!
#ShowTVMovies #RupaulsDragRace #DanceChallenge #S18E11 #DragRace #RealityTV #VH1 #BingeWatch #LGBTQ #DragPerformance
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "RuPaul's Drag Race" belong to VH1, World of Wonder, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:00:01NTV
00:00:03Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race
00:00:05You need to use one of your eliminated sister's materials
00:00:09Whoa!
00:00:11To create festive fashions
00:00:12It had a lot of safety pins
00:00:13I wasn't expecting how many safety pins it was gonna have
00:00:15There are 800
00:00:16Bitch, safety pins was not in that goddamn suitcase
00:00:19That's some shenanigans
00:00:22Jane, don't
00:00:23You have done a miraculous job on it
00:00:26Can you please her?
00:00:27So technically well done
00:00:28I think this silhouette has perfect balance
00:00:31I'd like to say one of you is a winner, baby
00:00:34But first, I need to see your lip-sync
00:00:39Jane, don't
00:00:41You're a winner, baby
00:00:43Yes, Jane
00:00:53We're back in the workroom and nobody was eliminated
00:00:56Even though everybody thought somebody should be eliminated
00:01:01Discord
00:01:03Oh my god
00:01:05Half of 14 still
00:01:07Hey!
00:01:08Shit!
00:01:10Still
00:01:10Still seven
00:01:12Still seven
00:01:12Why is there still seven of us?
00:01:14That's annoying
00:01:15I was ready to get the numbers shorter
00:01:17Sorry, Discord
00:01:18Discord?
00:01:19Yes
00:01:20How do you feel post the who should go home question?
00:01:24Who should go home tonight?
00:01:26And why?
00:01:27I'm afraid I would have to say Discord
00:01:29Yes, the safety pins look great
00:01:31But it was not in the box
00:01:33I would say Discord
00:01:34Discord was not as resourceful
00:01:36I'll say Discord
00:01:37Discord could have pushed it further with using some other fabrics
00:01:43It does suck to have every single person say your name
00:01:46But it was like pretty safety pin based
00:01:49If you make it a part of your brand
00:01:51You can have as many exposed safety pins as you want
00:01:54She didn't care that she broke the rules of the challenge
00:01:56And she still stayed
00:01:57So
00:01:59Annoying
00:02:00All I heard was that Iman said I should be a designer
00:02:03I forgot that you guys want me to go home
00:02:05Because Iman wants me to be a designer
00:02:08My outfit is very clearly beautiful
00:02:11If all the girls would not have named me
00:02:13I could have been in the top
00:02:15Maybe, maybe I'll be in the top next week
00:02:18Now, I think I need to be drinking whatever the fuck
00:02:21Ms. Adam's delusional ass is drinking
00:02:23Because bitch, it's working
00:02:25She does not give a fuck
00:02:27A flying fuck actually
00:02:28What we have to think
00:02:29Well, Jane, congrats
00:02:32Jane, extra congrats
00:02:33Yeah!
00:02:34Congrats, Janey
00:02:36This was like the first time in this competition
00:02:38Where I was sweating
00:02:39So
00:02:40I'm feeling shockingly
00:02:44Confident
00:02:44Maybe I'm actually kind of good at this
00:02:46I am the first queen in the competition to get to three wins
00:02:51And I feel like this cements me as the front runner
00:02:55And I am just ready to take that energy and keep it moving
00:03:00Kenya, the very first week you were near the bottom for the design
00:03:04And now you're in the top for design
00:03:06To be in the top two for design challenge
00:03:09You better work
00:03:10Jesus
00:03:12Lord, patty, lord
00:03:14I need to buy a patty pie as soon as I get home
00:03:15Patty pie
00:03:16I want a patty pie right now, bitch
00:03:18Jane, is this how it feels?
00:03:20Like
00:03:20It's nice, right?
00:03:22Honey, I've had a mid-season turnaround
00:03:24Thank you, Jesus
00:03:26And for the past two weeks
00:03:28I feel like I've been killing these challenges
00:03:29But I'm getting edged and edged and edged
00:03:32And bitch, I need to bust
00:03:34Bitch, I wanna win
00:03:35I came close
00:03:36She snatched out my bosom
00:03:38I'm Jane Duck
00:03:39I don't do anything bad
00:03:41Cause I win everything!
00:03:44God damn it!
00:03:46I'm one of the few girls without a win
00:03:48And Jane has been in the top every single week
00:03:52And it would be so nice to see her at least safe
00:03:56Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane
00:03:58Kenya, you're gonna show girls Jane?
00:04:00Yeah, I'm gonna piss on her contact solution
00:04:02I'm Nancy Kerrigan in those kneecaps
00:04:04Wow!
00:04:08The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:04:11Will snatch an official makeup collaboration
00:04:13With Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
00:04:16And a cash prize of $200,000
00:04:19Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen
00:04:22With extra special guest judge, Oksko Okatsuka
00:04:26RuPaul's Drag Race
00:04:27Say the best drag queen wins
00:04:29The best drag queen wins
00:04:35It's such a new day!
00:04:38It is a brand new day in the workroom
00:04:40And bitch, I feel good, honey
00:04:42I'm still relishing off of my top placement from last week
00:04:45It does feel good that we did a whole challenge
00:04:47And they were like, you all are too sickening
00:04:50So we gotta keep you all
00:04:51Do you think there could be a, the judges could catch up
00:04:53And do a double elimination?
00:04:54Nene
00:04:55Nene
00:04:56Nene
00:04:56Let's not
00:04:57Like, why would you even like, play with that right now?
00:05:00We're always having a good time
00:05:01And then here comes Nene
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:07Oh!
00:05:08She's not already to have her
00:05:10Herses
00:05:10Herses
00:05:11Herses
00:05:12Roo rule number 87
00:05:14Okay
00:05:15Throwing shade takes a bit of creativity
00:05:19Being a bitch takes none
00:05:21Oh!
00:05:23Nene
00:05:26Hello, hello, hello!
00:05:28Oh!
00:05:29Looking very dapper today
00:05:31Surveillance
00:05:33My lucky seven
00:05:35Good morning
00:05:36Good morning
00:05:37Morning
00:05:37I want you to stop and take a moment
00:05:40To celebrate the sweet smell of success
00:05:43Mmm
00:05:45Because for today's mini challenge
00:05:47You need to say it and spray it
00:05:50As you make sensational perfume videos
00:05:54Oh!
00:05:55I love this!
00:05:57First, you'll select one of the transformational fragrances provided by Scentbird
00:06:02Then you'll get into quick before and after drag
00:06:05And in the end, the queen who comes out smelling like a rose wins
00:06:10Smell the skin, darling
00:06:11Mmm
00:06:12All of it
00:06:13All of it
00:06:13What?
00:06:14Ready?
00:06:15Scent spray
00:06:17Scentbird, New York
00:06:18So many to choose from
00:06:19Open those nostrils, ladies
00:06:21The first step in this mini challenge is picking which fragrance we will be making our ad for
00:06:26Whoa!
00:06:26Oh!
00:06:28I think I'm gonna choose this one
00:06:29Now that we've chosen our fragrances, it's time to go make a commercial
00:06:34Okay queens, let's take a look at your perfume videos
00:06:38Jane, don't
00:06:39You kiss your mother with that mouth?
00:06:42Bitch please, by confessions of a rebel
00:06:45I'm not delusional
00:06:46You are!
00:06:51Darlene Mitchell
00:06:52Life is 80% aspiration, 20% perspiration
00:06:59Steamed rainbow by Diaz and Jerga, smell all my colors
00:07:09Discord Adams
00:07:10I've never met a stranger that I didn't love
00:07:14Oh yes, by confessions of a rebel, for the gal who has everything except boundaries
00:07:23Mikey Meeks
00:07:24Men say I'm high maintenance
00:07:26I prefer luxury model
00:07:30I'm expensive, by Deck of Scarlet
00:07:33For the bitch who's fully loaded
00:07:39Oh, the she who is
00:07:42Oh yes, this
00:07:46Juicy love Dion
00:07:47People say I'm full of it
00:07:50And they're right
00:07:53Intention by Fluid Project
00:07:55That's my power you're smelling
00:08:01Can you please her?
00:08:02I like my wigs how I like my relationships
00:08:06Messy
00:08:08Dirty Peach by Heretic
00:08:10Bad choices
00:08:12Smell good
00:08:20Nini Coco
00:08:21What's love got to do with it?
00:08:23You tell me
00:08:26Catch feelings by Five Cent
00:08:28I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed
00:08:32Yeah
00:08:34Lady Kings, you are all smelliquent
00:08:38But one of you hit just the right top note
00:08:41The winner of today's mini challenge is
00:08:45Mikey Meeks
00:08:49Another mini challenge win?
00:08:51I'm on a hot streak
00:08:52You've won a cash prize of $2500
00:08:55Yes, oh my gosh
00:08:57Courtesy of Scentbird
00:08:58Thank you Scentbird
00:08:59My queens
00:09:00In the drag race multiverse
00:09:02There is one superstar
00:09:04Who is truly
00:09:06Out of her mind
00:09:08Only one?
00:09:10For this week's maxi challenge
00:09:11You'll be toasting and roasting
00:09:14The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars
00:09:17Oh my god
00:09:19Alyssa Edwards
00:09:23The one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards
00:09:28You know, Division Season 5
00:09:29Division All-Stars 2
00:09:31And the winner of Global All-Stars
00:09:33And remember, she don't get cute
00:09:35She gets rock-dead gorgeous
00:09:39Alyssa is known for her tongue pop
00:09:41Her floor work as Annie Oakley
00:09:43Fighting with Pokemon trees
00:09:45Girl, look how orange you fucking look, girl
00:09:47For her many, many catchphrases
00:09:50Back rolls
00:09:51Gila monster
00:09:52Brigamorous girl
00:09:54You think you're clever, don't you?
00:09:56Now later today, you'll workshop your toast material
00:10:00With Michelle Visage
00:10:01And the shilarious
00:10:04Atsuko Okatsuka
00:10:06I love Rose
00:10:10This is such an essential component
00:10:12Of what being a drag queen is about
00:10:15It's reading
00:10:16It's comedy writing
00:10:18So I'm extremely excited to do this
00:10:21Now tomorrow on the main stage
00:10:22You'll raise your glasses and asses
00:10:26As you give a toast to Alyssa Edwards
00:10:29Ok
00:10:31At this point in the competition
00:10:34It's really important to get a win
00:10:36But I don't really quite know how to roast
00:10:40Now Mikey, as the winner of today's mini challenge
00:10:43You get to pick the toast order
00:10:45Oh
00:10:48Racer, start your engines
00:10:50And may the best drag queen win
00:10:53Yeah!
00:10:55For this roast, everybody's fair game
00:10:57Including the other queens
00:10:59And the queens feel that I come in hot
00:11:01So every time that I say anything
00:11:03It's getting hit with
00:11:05Oh, whoa, whoa
00:11:06And now I've got to roast these girls
00:11:13This week's maxi challenge
00:11:14We are roasting and toasting
00:11:16The one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards
00:11:19Oh, I can't say that
00:11:20Oh, I can't say that
00:11:21Oh, I can't say that
00:11:21I can't say that
00:11:22And girl, I'm excited
00:11:24I feel like I'm a funny bitch
00:11:26I've never roasted
00:11:27I'm not a roaster
00:11:29That's so strange
00:11:30You are such a mean, despicable person
00:11:33I would have figured this isn't your wheelhouse
00:11:35I would think that
00:11:40I'm sorry
00:11:42That's where you go
00:11:43You too
00:11:44So for this roast
00:11:45I'm just kind of coming up with
00:11:47Words that I find funny
00:11:49It's time for Alyssa Edwards to quit drag
00:11:52Full stop
00:11:53Bitch, sit your ass down
00:11:54And shut the hell up, bitch
00:11:57Darling
00:11:58That's not a joke
00:12:02Anyway, who do you think is going home this week?
00:12:05Well, with the flames coming off of this paper
00:12:07It's not gonna be me, girl
00:12:09I'm making myself laugh
00:12:15So I'm hoping that that translates
00:12:17Ooh, yeah, get those hands
00:12:19Nice and warm
00:12:20Cause they eat coming out of here
00:12:25Oh God, I don't know how to do it first
00:12:28I get to pick the order of the roast
00:12:30Which is a bit daunting
00:12:31Are you trying to be shady?
00:12:33Or are you trying to make it a good roast?
00:12:35Or both?
00:12:36Or both?
00:12:37Top seven
00:12:37Yeah
00:12:38I have to be strategic in some ways
00:12:41If I was her
00:12:42I'll be shady boots
00:12:44But don't do that to me
00:12:47Bitch, don't do that to me
00:12:48Mikey, stop!
00:12:52Hi
00:12:53Hi
00:12:54Class is in session
00:12:56It is time to meet up with our comedy coaches
00:12:58I have set the order of the roast
00:13:01And we're doing a table read
00:13:02So that means we're all hearing each other's critiques
00:13:05Oh my gosh, with the notebooks
00:13:07They're gonna need them
00:13:08Yup
00:13:09Say hello to Ozko Okatsuka
00:13:11Hello
00:13:13Hi, hi
00:13:14Oh my gosh, nice to meet you
00:13:15She is a comedian, actress, and writer
00:13:18And she's here to help with your toast jokes
00:13:21I am so excited to be here
00:13:22And yeah, let's have fun
00:13:24Starting with Discord
00:13:26Hi
00:13:26Now Discord, you're the first up
00:13:28Mikey, you did the order
00:13:31I did
00:13:31Was that Sabotage, putting Discord first?
00:13:34Last week, we all said that she should go home
00:13:37So I do think it's a chance to push herself
00:13:39All is fair in love and drag
00:13:41How do you feel about that?
00:13:43Um, I've done roasts before
00:13:45And then they're like, wow, you actually are funny
00:13:48Okay
00:13:49So you're setting the bar kind of high
00:13:51Saying that this is kind of your wheelhouse
00:13:54Yeah, you know, I go into everything delusionally confident, so
00:13:56And I love that
00:13:58So let's see what you're working with
00:14:00When Alyssa takes off her makeup, the features are gone, honey
00:14:02I've seen more chin on an earthworm
00:14:05What else you got?
00:14:06The only thing getting older than RuPaul
00:14:07Are jokes about RuPaul being old
00:14:09Seriously, girls, the material's right in front of you
00:14:12Test her memory
00:14:13Quick, Ru, what's her name?
00:14:14I like it
00:14:15You did do her a favor by putting her first
00:14:18Thank you
00:14:19Yeah, incredible start
00:14:20This is one challenge that I feel I can really excel at
00:14:24And if I can just beat Jane out this time
00:14:27I could get a win here
00:14:28Jane, don't
00:14:29You come up right after Discord
00:14:31Yeah
00:14:32So what was your thinking with that?
00:14:34Don't be near Jane
00:14:35Hey!
00:14:37Well, I decided to take a real left turn
00:14:40Oh
00:14:40And we're starting with Michelle the whore jokes
00:14:43Yeah, no, my favorite
00:14:44Yeah, of course
00:14:45Michelle has had so many men from New Jersey inside of her
00:14:48That when you hold her vagina up to your ear, you can hear Bon Jovi
00:14:52Oh my God
00:14:54Don't tell me anymore, I want to left
00:14:55Okay, okay, okay
00:14:56You got it
00:14:57I am following Jane, the funniest bitch in the room
00:14:59Oh shit
00:15:00I have a tough act to follow
00:15:02Don't I?
00:15:04Juicy Love Dion
00:15:05Are you nervous?
00:15:06How you feeling about this, Juicy?
00:15:07Um
00:15:07I wouldn't necessarily consider myself a comedian
00:15:09Okay, no
00:15:10I know you're a dancing queen
00:15:12I know I'm following Jane
00:15:13I definitely have to keep the energy up
00:15:16Not just energy
00:15:17You need to have confidence
00:15:19Yes
00:15:19Here we go, Juice
00:15:20My name is Juicy Love Dion
00:15:22And I promise I'm not dumb
00:15:24I just have bad luck thinking
00:15:27But enough about me being born from the top of a ladder
00:15:31Wait, I don't get it
00:15:32Being born
00:15:33Like, dropped from the top of
00:15:34Drop on her head as a baby
00:15:36If you have to explain it
00:15:38It's pretty funny, you know?
00:15:39You're born from the top of a ladder
00:15:41Like, you're instantly dropped on your head
00:15:44That's what, that's
00:15:45Okay, I'm not getting any laughs in the room right now
00:15:49I'm kidding
00:15:52If you're gonna lean into like, I'm dumb
00:15:54Yeah
00:15:56Bring a character to it
00:15:58Okay
00:15:58Right?
00:15:59And that could be in your inflection
00:16:00In your delivery
00:16:01Think of people who have made it their thing
00:16:04Goldie Hawn
00:16:05Mm-hmm
00:16:05Jessica Simpson
00:16:06Yes
00:16:07If you're gonna do it, then do it
00:16:10Mm-hmm
00:16:11If that's what you choose
00:16:13Darlene Mitchell
00:16:14Do you have like, a joke that you might do?
00:16:17Yeah, yeah
00:16:17Alyssa was stripped of her 2010 Miss Gay America title for conflicts of interest with the organization
00:16:22The real conflict of interest that she should be concerned with is how those shoulders still don't match those hips
00:16:29It's a long way to go for that punchline
00:16:30You're gonna get through one girl
00:16:32Okay
00:16:33Alyssa was one of the most talented dancers this show has ever seen
00:16:37But now a jump split is more like a jump splat
00:16:40Uh, discord, you're writing a lot
00:16:45Yeah
00:16:46Are you writing jokes?
00:16:47Or are you copying jokes?
00:16:48Oh, Darlene's really, really bad joke that she just told
00:16:52I promise you I'm not stealing that
00:16:54Jump splat
00:16:55Yeah
00:16:56That's a good one
00:16:57Underline
00:16:58The Arrietty over here
00:16:59Yeah
00:17:00You have a really twisted sense of humor
00:17:03Yeah
00:17:03So it's just waiting to come out
00:17:05But it's gotta be grand enough for us to see that
00:17:08Otherwise it'll be like, ooh
00:17:10Yeah, lean into the physical humor too
00:17:13Okay
00:17:14Nene Coco
00:17:15Hello
00:17:16Hi
00:17:16Should I try some of the Alyssa jokes?
00:17:18Okay, there's a few things I know about Texas
00:17:20Everything is bigger there
00:17:22And by everything, I mean Alyssa's old overbite
00:17:25Oh, okay
00:17:26I feel like I look like Alyssa Edwards
00:17:28If Alyssa Edwards was good at makeup
00:17:34The jokes that I wanna tell are not landing
00:17:37And I'm trying to shrink myself
00:17:39Because I don't want to
00:17:41I don't know
00:17:43I gotta figure this out
00:17:44I feel like something I struggle with is the girls
00:17:47They always say that I come in really hot with shade sometimes
00:17:50Who says that about you?
00:17:52I think everybody
00:17:53Everybody
00:17:54The tough part for me is
00:17:55I do laugh along with it
00:17:57But like, you know
00:17:58Sometimes I feel like now when I do speak up
00:18:00They're always just like, whoa
00:18:02No matter what I say
00:18:04Even if it's like the girl next to me says the same thing
00:18:06I'm trying to just make sure that I still show them love
00:18:10And not just like feel like I'm attacking them all the time
00:18:13It sounds to me like this could potentially hold you back
00:18:17I do not want you to do that
00:18:19Maybe you're just not skilled at reading the room
00:18:21I feel like I'm getting caught up in my own social anxiety about all of this
00:18:25And I'm getting so stifled by what I can and cannot do
00:18:29And it's causing me to spiral
00:18:32Yes
00:18:34You've heard me say it a million times
00:18:36There's a fine line between mean
00:18:38Right
00:18:38And roasting somebody
00:18:39Or mean and shady
00:18:40Shade is said with a wink wink
00:18:42Nudge nudge behind it
00:18:44Yeah
00:18:44You can do it NeNe
00:18:46Now Kenya, you are funny
00:18:48Thank you
00:18:48And you light up a room
00:18:49You are filled with charisma
00:18:51But are you filled with jokes?
00:18:53Michelle, I'm gonna fucking try
00:18:55Go on Kenya
00:18:56My time in this competition is a lot like my dating history
00:18:59A lot of bottoming
00:18:59While a tall black man tells me to beat my inner saboteur
00:19:03Speaking of inner saboteur
00:19:05Hi Darlene
00:19:05Can I borrow some of those lovely bricks that you call shoes?
00:19:09You have your perspective down
00:19:11So you have like the hard part down
00:19:13Yeah, it's really just then committing to that voice
00:19:15Right
00:19:16Mikey Meeks
00:19:17Hi
00:19:17Mikey, you put yourself last
00:19:19I did
00:19:20Wow
00:19:20She wants to be the closer
00:19:25All right, let's hear some of the stuff that you got
00:19:27Okay
00:19:28Last year Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother tucking world
00:19:32We're never getting out of this trade war
00:19:34Okay
00:19:35Alyssa's idea of foreign policy is ordering extra breadsticks at Olive Garden
00:19:41Alyssa embodies everything about C-U-N-T
00:19:44Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and testosterone
00:19:50I think it's good
00:19:51Any questions?
00:19:52And for us?
00:19:53Do y'all validate parking?
00:19:57It's a little
00:19:58Yeah, time's up
00:19:59After meeting with the comedy coaches
00:20:01Part of me is like
00:20:02Is this good enough?
00:20:04Do I have what it takes to close out the roast?
00:20:08Can I live to the expectation?
00:20:10I don't know
00:20:11I don't know
00:20:17Whoa
00:20:18Oh my god
00:20:19Whoa
00:20:20Killing it
00:20:21Today's the day we will be delivering a roast in front of Alyssa herself and the judges
00:20:26And I am nervous
00:20:29This is gonna be something
00:20:33Here comes Darlene dragging her little car
00:20:36You look like you're selling Mary Kay
00:20:40Can you please her?
00:20:43Mikey, how are you feeling?
00:20:45I woke up high on the wrong side of the bed this morning
00:20:48I think the anxiety got to me a little bit
00:20:50To be honest, I'm a little in my head right now
00:20:53I am feeling the pressure of having to close the roast
00:20:56So overnight I rewrote the roast
00:21:01After the rewrite and looking at the material I think I found what I want to say
00:21:07It's a little pressure closing it out and I did that to myself
00:21:09Girl I'm going right before you
00:21:11Yes, how do you feel?
00:21:11I feel very good
00:21:14Yeah
00:21:14She's feeling good from her head to her shoes
00:21:16I'm gonna add a suit, bitch
00:21:18Right
00:21:18Down
00:21:19I feel like it's in a good place
00:21:21But honey, I fucked up Snatch Game
00:21:25I cannot fuck this up
00:21:26It's showtime, folks
00:21:28And I need to get up in this gig, girl
00:21:33How are we feeling?
00:21:34I don't know
00:21:35I feel like this whole process has really let me know that my brain works so differently than everyone else
00:21:42in the room
00:21:43You know what I mean?
00:21:43Like it's not the typical like set up, set up, punch line
00:21:48Here's the knife, you know what I mean?
00:21:50It's not gonna be how the other girls are technically putting together a roast joke
00:21:54But I'm gonna get some laughs, I hope
00:21:57A different flavor is sometimes appreciated
00:21:59But sometimes a different flavor can
00:22:02Flop?
00:22:03Flop
00:22:04It's a big swing
00:22:05But at this point in the competition, without having a win, I need to swing big
00:22:12How's yours going, NeNe?
00:22:13I think it's funny
00:22:14Did you keep some of your signature NeNe sting?
00:22:17Ah, you know, we'll see
00:22:19It's elimination day and I'm nervous
00:22:21I feel that the table read was interesting
00:22:24A lot of feelings were put out on the table
00:22:26I'm still trying to connect all the dots
00:22:29Alright, I'm gonna check in with NeNe
00:22:30NeNe seemed to be having a tough time getting her footing
00:22:36NeNe, how you feeling?
00:22:38I know yesterday you were feeling emotional
00:22:42How are you?
00:22:43How are we with that today?
00:22:45I don't know
00:22:46Like this whole competition have been telling myself
00:22:48Like, I know who I am
00:22:49I know what I can do all this stuff
00:22:51But then it's in those moments that these insecurities crack through
00:22:54And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
00:23:00I, I think Michelle was right
00:23:01I was like, I sometimes don't know how to read the room
00:23:03And I'm trying to figure out like, I want to connect with y'all
00:23:07And I like, struggle to do that in moments
00:23:10It's okay that sometimes you just like kind of come in hot
00:23:13To my mind what seems like it might be helpful is like, I do think you just need to like
00:23:16own it a little bit
00:23:17It's better to just own that and be like, that just is who you are, I think
00:23:22Than to get in your head about it
00:23:24Because in my experience, that's when those moments get like worse
00:23:28And I think, you know, obviously it sounds like we could all probably stand to be a bit more like
00:23:32sensitive
00:23:32About not like going in quite so hard on it
00:23:35I do just want to like keep with the girls
00:23:36Right
00:23:37I don't want to have to tiptoe around y'all
00:23:38I don't want y'all to have to tiptoe around me
00:23:39I came into the competition knowing that I could handle a challenge
00:23:43But I was not expecting to deal with all of the social interactions
00:23:48That came with this competition
00:23:50All right, well it's been good talking to you
00:23:53Good talk
00:23:53Winnie the Pooh
00:23:54Can I give you a hug?
00:23:55Yeah
00:23:55I think you're cool, Jane
00:23:58No matter what, anybody else
00:23:59Fuck off
00:24:01I know that I can be funny
00:24:02And especially coming off the Snatch Game
00:24:04I know that I can make this roast good
00:24:07I've just gotta really lean into the material that I've got
00:24:10And hope that I can sell it
00:24:12Without being a total bitch
00:24:18Why you mad?
00:24:20Cause my pussy pops more civilly
00:24:21And yours don't
00:24:23Yeah
00:24:24I love your laugh, Mikey
00:24:25Yeah
00:24:27Yeah
00:24:27Yeah
00:24:27It kinda sounds like you're powering down
00:24:30Honey, we all know when Mikey powers down
00:24:32It's getting ridiculous
00:24:33Mikey is crazy
00:24:34She will literally be in the middle of talking to me
00:24:37She'll be like, you know what?
00:24:38Mm-mm
00:24:39I actually saw you power down during the table read
00:24:42You were like
00:24:45It was after the
00:24:46Why did you put yourself last?
00:24:51Mikey, you put yourself last
00:24:52I did
00:24:53She wants to be the closer
00:24:57Yeah, I don't know
00:24:58I'm a weird person
00:24:59Sometimes
00:25:00I'm talking to myself in my brain
00:25:02And I genuinely power down
00:25:04Yeah
00:25:09See, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
00:25:13Ooh, I'm back
00:25:15Where she goes
00:25:16We do not know
00:25:17What's happening in that noggin
00:25:19Mikey fully might be a robot at this point
00:25:38How the girl?
00:25:40Put the bass in your walk
00:25:42Head to toe
00:25:44Let your whole body chop
00:25:46Wow
00:25:47Yes!
00:25:48What?
00:25:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:25:52Here's looking at you, kid
00:25:54It's Michelle Visage
00:25:56L'chaim
00:25:58Cheers, my queers
00:26:00It's Ross Matthews
00:26:02Bottoms up
00:26:05And the wonderful
00:26:08Oksko Okatsuka
00:26:10Here's to the best bowl cut in the business
00:26:13Move over, Beatles
00:26:14I'm serving John and Yoko
00:26:19This week we challenge our queens
00:26:21To toast the incomparable
00:26:23Alyssa Edwards
00:26:24Racers
00:26:26Start your engines
00:26:27And may the best drag queen
00:26:28Win
00:26:31From beautiful downtown Pacoima
00:26:36It's a toast
00:26:37To Alyssa Edwards
00:26:40Now
00:26:41Here's Alyssa
00:26:45Oh my goodness
00:26:50Jesus
00:26:53Welcome darling
00:26:54Thank you for the invitation
00:26:56To the annual family roast
00:26:58But to you ladies
00:27:00I want all of y'all to take a good look at this
00:27:03Before you annihilate me
00:27:05Cause it's never gonna get this good for you
00:27:10Now let's start this shindig, come on
00:27:15First up
00:27:16It's Discord Adam
00:27:19Good evening, good evening, good evening
00:27:21And welcome to the toast
00:27:22Of the dancing diva
00:27:24Of Mesquite, Texas
00:27:25A woman whose back rolls enter the room before she does
00:27:29The beautiful
00:27:30The honorable
00:27:31The unintelligible
00:27:34Alyssa Edwards
00:27:35Yes
00:27:36Yes
00:27:36Yes
00:27:37So let's start with a toast, shall we
00:27:39Uh-huh
00:27:40Here is to honor
00:27:41Hitting on her
00:27:43Kissing on her
00:27:44Loving on her
00:27:46And if you can't come in her
00:27:47Come on her
00:27:49Michelle knows what I'm talking about
00:27:51Michelle knows what I'm talking about
00:27:52Oh yeah, Michelle
00:27:54We can't forget the queen of all queens
00:27:57RuPaul
00:27:59But you know
00:28:00Uh-oh
00:28:02She spilled her drink
00:28:03Let's get real here
00:28:04The only thing older than RuPaul
00:28:06Are jokes about RuPaul being old
00:28:10No, no, I'm joking everyone
00:28:12Without RuPaul and her legacy
00:28:13I would not be standing here today
00:28:15Waiting for these girls to bomb
00:28:19But now it's time for the beast of the hour
00:28:22Does anybody even know what Alyssa is saying?
00:28:25Chirpin' like a squirpin' like a
00:28:27Rig-a-Morris
00:28:28Seriously, trying to figure you out is harder than Kenya reading the menu at the Cheesecake Factory
00:28:36Cause I'm fat
00:28:37When Alyssa takes her makeup off, the features are gone, honey
00:28:40I have seen more features on an egg
00:28:45There are jokes
00:28:46It's just that they're not that funny
00:28:48Maybe it's the Sith Lord hood
00:28:50It just doesn't feel fun
00:28:52And now it's time for the top
00:28:54We are all dying to see bottom
00:28:55Welcome, Jane Don't
00:29:00Thank you, Lord Voldemort
00:29:02It's an honor to be in a room full of such extraordinary queer artists
00:29:07And Nene Coco
00:29:10RuPaul is here
00:29:11RuPaul is so old
00:29:13The first time she asked
00:29:14Why it gotta be black
00:29:16She was talking about the plague
00:29:20But enough about RuPaul
00:29:21Let's talk about her dedicated team of elder care specialists
00:29:25Hi, Michelle
00:29:26Hi
00:29:26Michelle famously placed seventh on strictly cum dancing
00:29:31But she always places first on strictly cum guzzling
00:29:38I cannot believe that I am in the presence of the Ross Matthews
00:29:44Or as he's known by most of America
00:29:47That faggot on the Drew Barrymore show
00:29:52It's true
00:29:52I like that one
00:29:53It's true
00:29:54It's true
00:29:54Thank you
00:29:56Mikey Meeks is here
00:29:57Everybody give it up for Mikey
00:29:58Yeah
00:29:58Mikey has a BFA
00:30:00That's right
00:30:01A blown out fucking asshole
00:30:05It's true
00:30:06What?
00:30:08A BFA?
00:30:10But on to the woman of the hour, Alyssa Edwards
00:30:14Alyssa you are the pride of Texas
00:30:16Oh wait, I'm sorry I read that wrong
00:30:18Alyssa your back is as wide as Texas
00:30:21I'd love to make jokes about you losing crowns
00:30:24But I don't want to bring up your teeth
00:30:25And now give it up for the one child George Bush left behind
00:30:30It's Juicy Love Dion!
00:30:33That was good bitch
00:30:36Jane's too smart
00:30:38She's really good at this
00:30:39Now I gotta follow her
00:30:40Damn
00:30:41We are gathered here today to celebrate the career of Alyssa Edwards
00:30:47But first, Michelle Visage
00:30:49Hi, Michelle
00:30:50Hi
00:30:51The only thing drier than Michelle's humor
00:30:53Is Ross Matthews' vagina
00:30:56That's true
00:30:57I'm so glad you can take time off
00:31:00From being Drew Barrymore's new pet gay
00:31:03To come back to being RuPaul's Bishon Frise
00:31:07We missed you
00:31:11Girl, what is Juicy even talking about? I don't know
00:31:14I can't even follow but I know it's not funny
00:31:15Ru, a few weeks ago you asked me a very tough question
00:31:20Who are you?
00:31:22And I had to dig really deep for this answer
00:31:26I'm Juicy Love Dion!
00:31:30Not Georges!
00:31:33And finally, our guest of honor, Alyssa Edwards
00:31:38You know, watching you be such a great dance teacher and mentor on Dancing Queen
00:31:43All I could think about is
00:31:45Wow
00:31:48I can't believe I have nothing better to do than watch Dancing Queen
00:31:51Oh!
00:31:52You really inspire me to be a better dancer, actor, and comedian
00:31:58Because if not, then it's gonna take me three tries to win RuPaul's Drag Race
00:32:02Well, bitch, at this rate, it's gonna take more than three
00:32:05Oh!
00:32:05Oh, bless Juicy's heart
00:32:09This is not her challenge
00:32:11And now, a woman who brought to this competition her soft heart and hard fronts
00:32:19It's Darlene Mitchell
00:32:23You've heard of Carrot Top, but have you ever heard of Carrot Bottom?
00:32:29Hello RuPaul!
00:32:31Ru, this show is truly a unique, unmatched experience
00:32:35A room full of queens struggling to top
00:32:38Some of us top
00:32:40One doesn't
00:32:41Hi Discord!
00:32:46The room is honestly pretty quiet
00:32:49I need to turn this around
00:32:51I am just going for it
00:32:53These girls have been calling me a prop queen all season
00:32:56And I just don't see it
00:33:01Oh, look!
00:33:02A burger!
00:33:05Oh my
00:33:07Can you please her?
00:33:09We told her we were having a roast tonight
00:33:11And this bitch showed up with coleslaw and macaroni
00:33:17And now, let's talk about the other big girl
00:33:21And I'm talking about Alyssa Edwards
00:33:25Ego
00:33:25Ooh!
00:33:27What, too harsh?
00:33:28How about I say it with a clown nose?
00:33:30Oh, oh!
00:33:32What?
00:33:34She looks so excited to be here
00:33:37But that just must be all that illegal Botox
00:33:48This is the most unhinged thing that I have ever seen in a roast
00:33:52And I think I like it?
00:33:57RuPaul
00:33:57Getting to know you these past few weeks
00:34:00I feel like I can confidently assume
00:34:02Gerbils are not off the table for you, mama!
00:34:07Am I right?
00:34:12Bossy Rossy
00:34:14Ross, you just make me so horny
00:34:16I could reach under the desk right now to get a top placement tonight
00:34:21Banana!
00:34:26That's it for me
00:34:27And up next
00:34:29Nene Coco
00:34:32And one more thing, Michelle
00:34:34What?
00:34:35Why you mad?
00:34:42Darlene's roast set will go down in history
00:34:45It is so completely batshit insane
00:34:48This is genius
00:34:52Welcome back to a toast to Alyssa Edwards
00:34:55Thank you, everyone
00:34:57Let's give it up one more time for Darlene Mitchell
00:35:00You know, out of drag, she's kind of the trait of the season
00:35:05I would hook up with her
00:35:07But I'd have to put a bag over her artistic choices to be able to do so
00:35:12Before we get to the handsome woman of the hour
00:35:16I would like to take a moment to celebrate the judges
00:35:19For those that don't know, RuPaul is the first drag queen ever
00:35:28Rue is so old, her new Covergirl remix goes from
00:35:31Put that base in your walk
00:35:34To put tennis balls on the base of that walker
00:35:39Also, Ross is here
00:35:41Ross was on Celebrity Big Brother
00:35:43Who looked at Ross and said
00:35:45Yeah, Celebrity
00:35:47Ooh, hair
00:35:49Oddsko is here
00:35:50It was an honor to meet you yesterday
00:35:52My first thought was
00:35:54Wow, I'm really craving coconuts
00:35:57My second thought
00:35:58Who does your hair?
00:35:59I'd like to avoid them
00:36:00Oh, come on
00:36:01On to the superstar herself
00:36:05People constantly tell me that I look like Alyssa Edwards
00:36:09Do you see it?
00:36:10Yes
00:36:10I do see it a little bit
00:36:11And it might be because we share the same foundation shade
00:36:14White privilege
00:36:18Back in the day, the phrase, everything is bigger in Texas
00:36:21Had exclusively applied to her overbite
00:36:25But that is all for me
00:36:26And up next, we have a bathroom queen
00:36:28Which means, if you need to take a potty break
00:36:31Now's the time to do it
00:36:32It's Kenya Pleaser
00:36:35Thank you so much, Nene, for that
00:36:40Honey, when I heard we were toasting
00:36:41I got really excited
00:36:43And I bought all the jelly I could find in a 30-mile radius
00:36:46It must be jelly, cause jam, don't shake, girl
00:36:48Yes, bitch
00:36:49See, my time in this competition
00:36:51Has been a lot like my dating history
00:36:55Plenty of bottoming
00:36:56While a black man tells me to beat the inner saboteur
00:37:01Speaking of inner saboteur
00:37:03Hi, Darlene
00:37:04Can I borrow some of those shoes that you call bricks?
00:37:07Or some of those bricks that you call shoes?
00:37:10The judges have been on Discord's walk all season long
00:37:14Discord's walk is so stiff and uncomfortable to look at
00:37:17It reminds me of Ross Matthews
00:37:19It does, truly
00:37:21Mm-hmm
00:37:25Crickets
00:37:26Crickets
00:37:27Crickets
00:37:27That's the only thing I hear
00:37:28There is not a single joke landing
00:37:32Alyssa, I love and adore you so very much
00:37:36Me and Alyssa have so much in common
00:37:38We're both from the south
00:37:40Mm-hmm
00:37:41Mm-hmm
00:37:41We both love sweet tea
00:37:44We do
00:37:44We do, yes
00:37:46Mm-hmm
00:37:46And we both have back rolls
00:37:49Bitch, we both share back rolls, honey
00:37:52And Alyssa, I totally understood you when you called Riga Morris, honey
00:37:55But bitch, could you call it something else?
00:37:57I heard Riga and I got scared, bitch
00:38:00Girl, I was like, Rue, what the fuck does she call us?
00:38:04Kenya
00:38:05Energy
00:38:0610
00:38:07Jokes
00:38:082
00:38:09And closing out our toast and our roast for this evening
00:38:12A beast of a woman, I mean, my good sister, Mikey Meeks
00:38:17Thank you
00:38:19Woo
00:38:19Well, wasn't that terrible?
00:38:25Good evening, everyone
00:38:27I am the drag ingenue, Mikey Meeks
00:38:31We have some amazing queens who perform tonight
00:38:33Discord Adams is here
00:38:35Her place in the competition is like Jane Doan's hairline
00:38:40Receding
00:38:43Juicy is such a slut
00:38:45When she says the juice is loose, she means it
00:38:53Ross, so good to see you
00:38:55And I'm happy Drew Barrymore let you out of her basement
00:38:59Yeah
00:38:59Rossi puts the lotion on his skin or else it gets the hose again
00:39:06Well, we are here today to celebrate a leader, a mentor, and a teacher
00:39:12Which is why Texas may be last in education
00:39:16Alyssa Edwards
00:39:18Oh my fucking bitch
00:39:20Last year Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother-talking world
00:39:26Really?
00:39:27What do you know about global issues?
00:39:30To her, a trade war is when her tricks find out she's a top
00:39:39Bitch, Mikey, why are you so good?
00:39:42Oh my god
00:39:42Oh, I'm living
00:39:43We love you queens
00:39:47And now, let's give the last word to the star of the night, Alyssa Edwards
00:39:56What a night to remember, Ru
00:39:58Thank you so very much for inviting me
00:40:01I have just one thing to say to these monsters
00:40:05I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous
00:40:22I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous
00:40:36Follow this act you bitches
00:40:48Category is swept away a first
00:40:52Just scores Adams don't you just love riding a hog my favorite swept away a runway outfit that blows in
00:41:01the wind bitch
00:41:02I'm a motorcycle. I am metal head to toe. I have flames shooting off on my back
00:41:09This is very punk. This is very metal
00:41:12This look is very loudly discord and it's another look that was made from the minds of the house of
00:41:19Adams
00:41:23Michelle why can you handle bar this I can she's a motocross dresser
00:41:31Jane don't Jane was born with a silver spoon on her head
00:41:37My look is a gorgeous air tape inspired showgirl costume
00:41:43So I wanted to give something that had that kind of art deco 1910s 1920s vibe
00:41:49I have 20 pounds of sequin fringe hanging off both of my arms
00:41:54I should have done reps before I wore this costume, but I'm keeping those arms extended
00:41:59I love this look Jane. Can you go to stage right? There's some dust over there
00:42:05You got it. Thank you. Great work. Yes, sweep me up before you go go
00:42:10Juicy love Dion
00:42:11Don't you hate folding a fitted sheet? This is obviously a queen-size fitted sheet
00:42:17Mama, I'm serving drama on the runway
00:42:21Supermodel that got stuck in the strings of a parachute and that's what I'm giving with this Linda Evangelista type
00:42:27of hair
00:42:27I know that that parachute is getting some life behind me and continues to move even when I stop
00:42:33I feel like I'm shooting for vogue right now
00:42:35I think I'm eating this juicy you ate that someone finally invented something to catch your farts in
00:42:45Darlene Mitchell reporting from the hurricane zone forecast calls for a 69 percent chance that she's a whore
00:42:54Is a storm coming? I sure hope not because this fabric umbrella covered in feathers ain't gonna do shit
00:43:00I'm just your everyday girl trying to hold this pose fiercely, but this wind just won't let up girl
00:43:07And I am giving supermodel couture down, but it wouldn't be me if it wasn't tacky as heck
00:43:14Well, they said there was a cold front moving in. Hey, you remember mary poppins. Yeah, this is mary poopins
00:43:20Oh
00:43:21Up next kenya pleaser
00:43:24kenya pleaser more like kenya breezer
00:43:28I am gone with the wind fabulous baby, and i'm giving you black afro fairy down honey
00:43:34I have on my fairy wings and this gorgeous iridescent lavender color
00:43:40I want little girls to see this to be like mama look at that little black fairy
00:43:44I want to be her when I grow up it is cutesy it's body positive and honey
00:43:48Most importantly is black when tinker bell is looking good as hell
00:43:53Mikey meeks neely o'hara live at the flamingo vegas
00:43:59Apparently she's the gust of honor. Oh, okay. I am covering the stage in 20 yards of orange
00:44:06Chiffon so you cannot miss me the fan is blowing my hair is up. I feel so beautiful in this
00:44:13moment
00:44:13I wanted to pay tribute to the divas who raised me who would
00:44:17Perform with a spotlight a fan and some flowing fabric and that is the act i'm giving what an airhead
00:44:26Oh, she just got her second wind
00:44:30Nene coco this is a very earnest performance
00:44:35I am a widow in mourning
00:44:37I am headed to the seaside to scatter the ashes of my loved one. Oh, no my tissue. It's camp.
00:44:44It's sad. It's funny
00:44:46I created this look monochromatic black from head to toe fit for a funeral
00:44:51But the skirt is riding up a little bit high
00:44:55Maybe she'll find her next man at the beach. What you gonna do with all that ash?
00:45:02Welcome queens it's time for the judges critiques
00:45:06First up just scored adams this look tonight. I wouldn't really call it blowing in the wind in any way
00:45:13There's a little bit. I think it's kind of stiff up here. However, you have a great sense of style
00:45:18You're always edgy tonight. You look like Suzanne bars. Oh, thank you opening the toast is a really tough
00:45:24Position because you've got to set the tone. There was a little bit of a stumble
00:45:28Your drink spill and I don't know that you ever got back in front of it
00:45:33Someone once told me in live tv to embrace the mistakes
00:45:36So it would have been more fun if you just kept saying like well when is someone gonna refill my
00:45:40drink
00:45:40But we've got to be stronger than any mistake that is thrown in our way
00:45:44I loved the runs you did with a list of the honor that come on her right very funny
00:45:49Could it have been funnier? Yeah, it definitely could have been funnier
00:45:53Up next Jane don't this look is so beautiful and it's hot
00:45:58It's just the right amount of wrong to make it great a shape
00:46:02We don't usually see on our heads, right?
00:46:04Uh, excuse me. Is that not just four times my hair?
00:46:07Awkward. I'm so sorry. What am I chopped liver?
00:46:11In the toast you looked so glamorous and that red crystal gown is very marilyn. I just loved it
00:46:17And it is hard to be so beautiful and then go and be funny. I live that every day of
00:46:23my life
00:46:24You do a very good job with the whole complimenting and then the dig
00:46:28I don't want to bring up your teeth
00:46:29You're so smart and naturally such a comedy queen just one of all this is what you do
00:46:35And there was no doubt that you would deliver wonderful night for you. Thank you
00:46:39Up next juicy love dion. I love this outfit
00:46:43Not only is it beautiful, but it allowed for a real moment on the runway with the fan, but the
00:46:50toast
00:46:51Was a challenge for you wow what you were lacking was
00:46:56The confidence your jokes were almost
00:46:58Too nice I needed you to take it a lot further and if you weren't going to take it further
00:47:04Then you needed to take the character further being a character is hard. It's about showing it instead of just
00:47:10saying it
00:47:11You haven't quite found your voice yet of your point of view and that's what was missing tonight
00:47:17Up next darlene mitchell you gave us more than just a look on a runway you gave us comedy that
00:47:25makes it so much fun
00:47:27In the toast you swung so far
00:47:30It wasn't about the punchline. It was about what is she gonna do next
00:47:35Then halfway through you're like doing this weird kristin wig thing where he's just like
00:47:40Then you topped it off at the end with those hideous shoes
00:47:47Whatever you do do not throw away those shoes
00:47:51You just let loose that's what you want to see you will work for the rest of your life doing
00:47:57that act
00:47:59Great night for you darlene. Thank you
00:48:02Up next the widow coco. This is so beautiful like I want to go to this funeral and you had
00:48:08a moment throwing the ashes in the air
00:48:11That's another clever way to think what i'm going to do when there's a big fan pointed at me
00:48:14At one point your skirt hiked up a little bit and we could see the garters there which are the
00:48:19moment of this whole outfit
00:48:21Yeah
00:48:24In the toast yeah celebrity i understood
00:48:29What the kids were saying when they said that it could come across as mean
00:48:33I think you're your biggest doubter because of this
00:48:37You need to find a way to put a little lube on it
00:48:40Before you just stick it right in
00:48:43Clocking the moments of when you are getting laughs is really important to finding the voice in comedy
00:48:48There were really great jokes that were social commentary we have the same shade of
00:48:54Foundation white privilege it's just about leaning into that
00:48:58Kenya pleaser i love the color of this outfit it's not as dramatic as some of the other looks when
00:49:03the wind machine is on but the color
00:49:07Perfection okay talk about the toast
00:49:10There's a quality in your voice you command the stage the problem was you didn't really have the jokes
00:49:16There were some kenya but we needed
00:49:20More laughs you've gotten by with just
00:49:24How charismatic you are you've already got everything it takes you've already got everything it takes you have already got
00:49:32Everything it takes but you need to invest in kenya you need to have a conversation with that little kid
00:49:40inside of you and
00:49:41understand you are a natural
00:49:44star
00:49:46Coming from where i come from i struggle with that on a daily basis
00:49:50That little boy is just crying every day to be i'm beautiful i'm wanted
00:49:57And for me to be on this stage is such a blessing and honor
00:50:02And i don't want to take it for granted at all
00:50:07Tonight hopefully this is a big lesson for you a big lesson for you
00:50:13All right up in my favorite color mikey meeks so you put yourself last that is a big big seat
00:50:21To fill and i thought you did a great job you've got a real skill for understanding a setup and
00:50:30a punchline terrible
00:50:32You were also doing a character that was very funny every time you would she means it right you were
00:50:36doing that too
00:50:38It's a silliness in you that really comes out it's really funny
00:50:43You're another one you've got a career in comedy
00:50:46And this outfit is gorgeous whatever you thought we were going to see when that fan hit that outfit double
00:50:53it by 10
00:50:55Is that math i don't know no incorrect but we'll go with yeah
00:50:59very the one
00:50:59It was lana turner in the prodigal son absolutely gorgeous very very good night for you thank you
00:51:08Thank you queens i think we've heard enough
00:51:10While you untuck backstage the judges and i will deliberate
00:51:15All right now just between us girlfriends what do you think starting with discord adams she was extremely confident
00:51:23She just got thrown off her game she did have jokes she just didn't sell them just didn't super stand
00:51:28out as
00:51:29Some of the other girls all right jane don't jane don't we knew was going to be good and she
00:51:34absolutely
00:51:35Delivered it she's so good on stage that skill you have it or you don't jane has it all right
00:51:42juicy for comedy
00:51:44Yeah, I think she still has a way to go with finding her perspective watching juicy
00:51:51Try her best in the toast tonight reminded me of that one time i took a hip-hop dance class
00:52:01Darlene mitchell so this was the surprise of the night she was wackadoodle it was hilarious we witnessed in real
00:52:09time her
00:52:11Understanding how she does this yeah it was brilliant. I appreciate a banana banana
00:52:18Nene coco she had some funny jokes in there but a lot of the stuff came across as mean
00:52:23And it's the delivery because the jokes were not any worse off than anybody else
00:52:28I do think this would be a pivotal night for her in understanding how to move forward
00:52:32There are ways she could have softened the blow she could describe michelle by the way
00:52:37I know I did all right kenya please her oh kenya has so much presence on that stage you want
00:52:43to talk about charisma
00:52:44What she didn't have was funny jokes but a lot of times people don't have the personality so at least
00:52:50there's that right she has that
00:52:52Mikey meeks she's got it all confidence looks capability all of it she blew it out of the water
00:53:01She was so funny tonight was a great night for mikey meeks yeah i have three words she crushed it
00:53:09Silence i have made my decision bring back my girls welcome back queens i've made some decisions
00:53:22jane don't
00:53:25darlene mitchell
00:53:27mikey meeks
00:53:29your toasts and your runways blew us away
00:53:33but one of you really popped our cork
00:53:40darlene mitchell
00:53:43contractulations you're the winner of this week's challenge
00:53:48oh my god you've won a cash tip of five thousand dollars
00:53:54i just won the roast thank you
00:54:00banana
00:54:03jane mikey you three may step to the back of the stage thank you
00:54:13discord adams on the runway you were on fire but your toast wasn't so hot
00:54:22kenya pleaser on the runway you took flight but when it came to the toast you didn't land it
00:54:30kenya i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
00:54:39in the bottom two again
00:54:43discord you're safe thank you
00:54:48juicy love dion on the runway you had the material and the toast not so much
00:54:58nini coco on the runway you were to die for but your toast didn't kill
00:55:10nini coco you are safe
00:55:16fuck oh i love both of these queens so much you may join the other girls
00:55:25juicy i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
00:55:30you know me and jenior are kind of in the same spot right now this is our third time like
00:55:33lip
00:55:34syncing each but if i have to lip sync against every single one of you to make it to the
00:55:40end i sure
00:55:41will two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself
00:55:50from elimination
00:55:55the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
00:56:09no matter how good she is i refuse to not go out with a fight girl
00:56:14good luck and don't
00:56:18don't
00:56:19fuck it up
00:56:28turn around
00:56:30every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around
00:56:37every now and then i get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
00:56:43turn around
00:56:45every now and then i get a little bit nervous
00:56:48that the best of all the years have gone by
00:56:51turn around
00:56:52every now and then i get a little bit terrified and then i see the look in your eyes
00:56:58turn around
00:57:13oh my god
00:57:16oh my god
00:57:16oh my god
00:57:18oh my god
00:57:27oh my god
00:57:45oh my god
00:57:47oh my god
00:58:00Nothing I can do
00:58:02A true little eclipse of the heart
00:58:10Turn around, baby
00:58:14Turn around
00:58:27Queens, I've made my decision
00:58:36Juicy love, Dionne, shantay you stay
00:58:41You may join the other girls
00:58:42I love you so so much
00:58:48Thank you
00:58:50Can you please her?
00:58:52The answer is yes, you can
00:58:56Now sashay away
00:58:59Rue from the bottom of my heart
00:59:02I want to say thank you
00:59:04For allowing me to show
00:59:06This little black gay boy from South Carolina
00:59:10That he is beautiful
00:59:11That he is loved
00:59:13Thank you for allowing me to be that representation
00:59:17Thank you
00:59:18Yes, you
00:59:20Yes, you
00:59:22Yes, you
00:59:23Yes, you
00:59:24Yes, you
00:59:25Yes
00:59:25Yes
00:59:25Yes, yes
00:59:26The question still stands, RuPaul
00:59:29Can you please her?
00:59:32Yes, yes, yes
00:59:35Yes, yes, yes
00:59:46To all the little boys out there that I know is going to be watching this scared in their
00:59:49room, bitch, under the cover, trying to have that previous channel button on lock
00:59:53You are fabulous
00:59:55You are enough
00:59:56And you can become whatever you want to
00:59:59Chase your dreams
01:00:00Because I chased mine
01:00:01Bitch, I made it to Hollywood
01:00:02It is not over
01:00:03Honey, this is just the first taste
01:00:05I love y'all
01:00:07At least I'm going out cute, bitch
01:00:11Pendragulations, queens
01:00:12And remember, if you can't love yourself
01:00:15How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:00:17Can I get an amen up in here?
01:00:19Amen
01:00:19Alright, now let the music play
01:00:33Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race
01:00:35You need to turn these dashing desperadoes
01:00:39Into dazzling dolls
01:00:41Damn!
01:00:43These are men!
01:00:44Lord Jesus
01:00:46Girl, this ain't gonna work
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