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00:03Previously on Love Overboard.
00:06This is gonna be the best summer of our fucking life.
00:09The 16 of you will flirt, fondle, and hopefully fall in love.
00:14But the only way to get to the topside deck is by breaking up another couple.
00:20Downsider James made a move on top sider Lexi.
00:23You want to check?
00:24Sure, which went exceedingly well.
00:27So Lexi chose James to be her new man.
00:30The connection we have, I think that's the reason why I'm here.
00:33And sent Reese overboard off the plank.
00:36See you never.
00:41These are our four couples on the topside.
00:44Anna and Tim, Lo and David, Keith and Sade, and introducing Lexi and James.
00:52Love Overboard starts now.
01:02Lexi and James, congratulations.
01:06You are our new topside couple.
01:12We made it to the top, boys.
01:15You're welcome.
01:17Go and join the other couples on the topside deck.
01:20I feel like that's just a little bit compared to what I'm willing to do for her.
01:25So I can't wait to see what's in store and I'm happy for it.
01:28I'm ready for everything.
01:29Mitch, that was the worst experience ever.
01:31I literally sat there and I was like, wow.
01:33All right, guys.
01:34I think it's time we all do a shot.
01:38Welcome James to the topside.
01:40Yes.
01:41Good to have you, baby.
01:43I'm thankful and blessed to be next to you and there's no one else I would want to be.
02:00It should be stressful seeing a friend get dropped into the ocean.
02:05But neither the topside nor the downside seems to care when there's tequila shots around.
02:11How are you doing?
02:13I'm good.
02:14Yeah.
02:14I've obviously gotten to know you and really like you.
02:17Like one thing I can honestly tell you is I'm always going to keep it like so straight up with
02:20you.
02:21Yeah, I agree with that.
02:22100%.
02:22You can keep it right.
02:23Yeah.
02:23Because I'm not like the type of person that has like a wandering eye or am all over the
02:27place or anything.
02:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29You know?
02:29Yeah.
02:30All right, shipmates.
02:31Party's over.
02:33Downsiders.
02:34It's time to crawl back into the crevices in which you live.
02:38Oh, I love you.
02:39I'm a picture.
02:40I wouldn't have mind at all.
02:42Where's my face?
02:44I love you.
02:46Sophia and I are so alike in a lot of ways.
02:48I love you.
02:49I love you.
02:50I love you.
02:50She's such a dominant woman.
02:52I love her.
02:53I can't wait my nipples out.
02:55I'm here.
02:56I'm sorry.
02:56I love you, baby.
02:57Bye.
02:57I love you guys.
02:58I love you, baby.
02:59Okay.
03:00Wait, where am I?
03:00Oh, no.
03:01Okay.
03:02Let's go see the room.
03:04I'm ready.
03:04Okay.
03:07Lay down.
03:07Enjoy it.
03:09This is way better than lying down here.
03:12We can do massages here.
03:14Dude, this is it.
03:16Honestly.
03:17I'm excited to sleep in bed with James tonight.
03:21I'm good.
03:21I think we got really close on our date.
03:25Honestly, in a perfect world, I would say it's like gonna go down.
03:28But I think as far as our connection and what we have going, I think we're in a way
03:32because we want it to be a little more special.
03:34I like being woken up with a morning kiss.
03:36I like just to let you know.
03:38What'd you say?
03:39I like being woken up with a morning kiss.
03:41I was like, you good?
04:11You know, Mr. Clean, like, I feel like a Mr. Clean commercial.
04:17I'm tired after yesterday.
04:20Wait, Lexi, how are you feeling after yesterday?
04:23It was tough, but after the night we had last night, I'm feeling a lot better about it.
04:27And I'm not even really thinking about it anymore at this point.
04:31How can Lexi be so heartless?
04:34She knew Reece for like two whole days.
04:37RIP, Reece.
04:38RIP.
04:39It's gonna come down to a point where, you know, everyone feels that pressure.
04:43It's gonna be really tough because the more you get to know people too, it'll make it a lot harder.
04:48100%.
04:48Yeah.
04:52Wait, why are they so cute?
04:54They're hot.
04:55I feel like we gravitate towards each other the whole time.
04:59From the day I got here, it was kind of like, I just walked right to you.
05:02I didn't really talk to anybody else.
05:03That was crazy.
05:04Like, the first second we got here, it was just you and I talking.
05:06I still haven't really talked to anybody else.
05:08I don't even know if they know my name.
05:10I want to go up there with you.
05:13So I think we both need to go talk to somebody then.
05:17Me and Gia were making a plan that she might go talk to some guy to make it seem like
05:22she likes him.
05:23So then he'll bring her up.
05:25And then from there, she can kind of like snake him out and then bring me up.
05:28Or vice versa from where the girls would be.
05:31And what do I say? Do you want to couple up with me?
05:34I think it's just to be like, yeah, I'll talk to you real quick.
05:36This is kind of amazing.
05:39How are you feeling overall?
05:40Yeah, I'm feeling good.
05:41Really?
05:42Um, you were a surprise.
05:44I know you were too.
05:45Like I came into this, I truly was such a, I don't want to say like a man hater,
05:50but like I had a very big wall up.
05:53I was not expecting anything.
05:54I was like, oh no.
05:55I kind of like literally briefly, even when we first like hugged,
05:59I felt that energy a little bit too.
06:00You were like, oh fully.
06:02I was in a six year relationship that like rocked my ass.
06:07I really idolized him and then he cheated.
06:09There's a huge barrier up with me and like letting any vulnerability in.
06:14But Tim and I like, we're vibing so much.
06:16Like he's so easy to talk to.
06:18Well, I don't know.
06:19It feels like I've known you like 30 years and I've known you like hours.
06:22So I know, I know.
06:23I feel like I've known you too.
06:25Past lives or something.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Maybe it's the Greek enough.
06:28Yeah.
06:32I'll be moving up here soon.
06:34It's just a matter of when.
06:35Just have to figure out how.
06:38Trying to move up with Sophia.
06:40I'm not into any girl in this boat, except for Sophia.
06:44I think she's into me.
06:45She's been flirty or whatever.
06:47If she's not, then I'm fucking crazy.
06:49I thought I was really going to like Andrew.
06:51When I first came into this and I like saw him, I'm like, he's so cute.
06:55And then I started talking to him and I'm like, you are not the one, baby.
07:00What's your number one fear?
07:02Being average, I guess.
07:04You're fucking joking.
07:05You did not say that.
07:06I hate to break to you, brother.
07:07You don't have like a, I guess, a year.
07:10Did you just call me a bitch?
07:12No, I was kidding.
07:13I was kidding.
07:13You just called me a bitch.
07:15It was a joke.
07:16There's a lot not connecting.
07:18A lot not connecting.
07:24Downside arenas.
07:25There's a challenge on the horizon.
07:27But for now, take a break and head up to the top side.
07:31And I suggest you be a grown up and put the moves on already.
07:36I'm going to be a grown up and put the moves on.
07:40One, two, three.
07:42Get to the top.
07:42Get to the top.
07:44What are you doing, Bella?
07:46I'm just chillaxing.
07:47I don't want to sit in there anymore.
07:49I'm tired of people talking.
07:51I swear.
07:52You gotta tell me a little bit about you.
07:54I haven't talked to you a whole lot.
07:55I know.
07:55I was like, I knew of you because everybody was like, oh, he's the country boy.
08:01That's me.
08:02And I'm the country girl.
08:03Yeah.
08:03Can you see this chatting on you?
08:05Bella?
08:05And your men?
08:06That's so messy.
08:11It's annoying.
08:12Come, come, come.
08:12Yeah, let's go.
08:13Let me be like the other guy.
08:14No, no, he's just, it's not like that.
08:15He's just being nice.
08:16Maybe.
08:17What's your favorite line dance?
08:18I'll show you the first couple steps.
08:21All right.
08:23This.
08:23This is hilarious.
08:25This.
08:26Stop, all right?
08:27And then this.
08:29Three, four, four, and then.
08:33I've been nothing but nicer.
08:34This one, this one.
08:36Then you go back into it.
08:38My issue with Bella is girl code.
08:40We're supposed to be friends and you're going after the guy that I'm coupled up with.
08:45Bop, bop, bop, bop.
08:46It's more of like a performance.
08:48She broke girl code and we have to talk about it.
08:51Um, you want to go outside?
08:53I'll tell you.
08:53You want to talk outside?
08:54Yeah.
08:56Yes, it's great that I have an initial connection off the bat with Anna, but like,
09:00I'm here to like fucking date and explore.
09:02And Gia looks like a fucking exotic model.
09:05I don't want to be downstairs anymore.
09:06It's hard to sleep there.
09:07It smells.
09:08It's sweaty.
09:10Tim and Gia are flirting over the decay of the downside into a rancid scent.
09:16How sweet.
09:17And also with like some of the people down there, it's like a lot.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Anyone down there that you're vibing with or no?
09:24Me and Bo are talking.
09:25But it's like early days.
09:26What about you and Anna?
09:27There was definitely like connection off the bat.
09:30Yeah.
09:30But we should explore a little bit.
09:32Yeah.
09:33That's why I'm talking to you right now.
09:34Okay.
09:35Anna and Tim, I love them both dearly, but I think it might be a little bit lustful.
09:40So I'm hoping that I can use that as a way for me to like get to top deck with
09:44Bo.
09:45I feel like everyone keeps giving us eyes.
09:47Giving me eyes.
09:48You're in the clear.
09:49Bruh.
09:51Did you tell Anna that you were pulling his eyes?
09:52No, I didn't tell her specifically.
09:54Like, yeah.
09:55Sorry.
09:56Anna literally walked in the room, like walked right past us.
09:59And I was like, oh, she saw it.
10:01She was very aware that we were talking.
10:03I definitely think it's good that we're all kind of mingling more and like figuring it out.
10:07I mean, I'm enjoying it.
10:08Yeah.
10:09Because I had to go through all that shit with that last relationship.
10:13I was feeling really excited and like thrilled about having this like really great guy next to me.
10:21Now I'm thinking more about losing him.
10:23Okay.
10:23Well, we'll keep talking.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Okay.
10:25I'm glad we got to talk.
10:27I'm so mad at myself that I've messed with my own head and like got myself hooked on him.
10:31We'll get to know each other more and more.
10:33Yeah, please.
10:34I need a drink immediately.
10:38Stupid.
10:46Look at me, look at me go, fly high like an ego, keep your drum my way out the dough.
10:52Can't nobody mess with my flow.
10:54Attention, octopuses and water snakes.
10:57It's time for your first challenge.
10:59So put on those thong bikinis and shorty shorts.
11:03You will be getting wet.
11:06I did not know I was getting wet.
11:19Oh, we're swimming to something.
11:23There's Gabby.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:25Hi, everyone.
11:29If we get the opportunity to swim, I'd be really excited.
11:31I was a lifeguard back in the day.
11:33I'm a good swimmer.
11:34I mean, I'm obviously like I work out a ton.
11:36So pretty fucking strong, dude.
11:39Yeah, damn, I'm not a tool, but I'm not going to do a double buy.
11:45But yeah, man.
11:47Welcome to your first challenge.
11:50So here's what's going to happen.
11:53Our topside ladies will jump into open water and all you men will race to rescue them.
12:00If a down sider beats a top sider to rescue their partner, that's called making him your
12:07bitch or a topside takeover.
12:11The topside boy will move his soggy ass to downside squalor.
12:18Oh, Lord.
12:19And then you topside ladies will have a decision to make.
12:23You can either live in luxury with your new man or you can go with your current partner to that
12:30hellhole.
12:31If you follow your man to the downside, the new topside guy can pick whatever girl he wants
12:38to bring up to the topside with it.
12:41Let's get a move on.
12:44If I got upstairs with Sophia, that'd be fire.
12:47On your marks.
12:50I lined up right between Lo and David and Lexi and James just because those are two locked in couples.
12:56If I take one of them, they're going to go down and I'm going to be able to bring up
13:00Gia.
13:01Bucky's day one competition, baby.
13:03Let's go.
13:03Get set.
13:04Go.
13:06Oh my God.
13:12This is mother nature unfolding before our eyes.
13:16Animals in their natural habitat, preparing to procreate.
13:22It's mating season in the Mediterranean Sea.
13:27Oh, Andrew's like almost there.
13:32Andrew got to Enna.
13:34Bozal, Lexi.
13:38Karai got to Sade.
13:41The only topside that saved his girl was David saving Lowe.
13:45Fucking Andrew's bitch ass just decided to go for Enna's raft.
13:49He doesn't even like her.
13:51Stay behind the floor.
13:52Just say no.
13:53Just say no.
13:55Andrew won.
13:56He goes, did I win?
13:58And I'm like, oh yeah, you got to me first.
14:01You know, like congrats.
14:02And he goes, don't pick me.
14:05I want to bring Sophia up.
14:08I think what I'm hearing right now is I'm going to use you.
14:12You guys killed it.
14:14You guys did so good.
14:15Challenge done.
14:16Get the fuck out of here.
14:17Don't fucking make me.
14:18I want to bring Sophia up.
14:19Don't make me sleep.
14:20Oh my God.
14:21Don't make me sleep on the floor.
14:23Andrew really knows how to make a girl feel special, huh?
14:26It was just like the worst delivery.
14:29I was kind of shocked because I'm like,
14:30I've given you absolutely zero signs that I'm actually into you.
14:35I think that this has given me a really nice opportunity though to get to the top.
14:41There's nothing more dangerous than a woman with a plan.
14:45What makes you think I'm fucking playing for you?
14:48Like, here you go, sweetheart.
14:50You feel like you want a bar?
14:53I'm going to be good at this time.
14:54What?
14:57David, are you okay?
14:59No, he doesn't feel good.
15:00Oh, shit.
15:01Whatever for you, sir.
15:02I'm going to throw it up.
15:04Can we get some fresh water, please?
15:09Michaela, oxygen.
15:10Oxygen.
15:13Ladies.
15:20A little bit better.
15:23I've definitely had girls who've like fought for me in different ways,
15:28but this is really special.
15:29It feels like someone is genuinely concerned about my well-being.
15:34We have to take him in an ambulance to get him checked in a hospital, sir.
15:37Of course.
15:40Of course.
15:41I'm seeing a side of her that I feel safe exploring and, you know, being more vulnerable with.
15:48I feel like this is a very good judging character
15:51about their connection and it being genuine because you really find out how people treat you
15:57in times of stress and trauma.
16:01I think Lowe really cares about David.
16:09Well, as we know, David really rescued Lowe and now she gets to rescue him.
16:16Maybe with some mouth-to-mouth.
16:18It's what we're all hoping for.
16:20And they are top-siders that secured their spot.
16:23So, Lexi, Sade and Enna, this means you three have a decision to make.
16:33Lexi, do you want to move down to that hellhole with your current partner, James,
16:41dance, or stay up top in the fresh air with Bo?
16:49I would rather go downstairs with someone I care about than stay upstairs living lavish.
16:55There you go.
16:57True love.
16:57Couldn't be me.
17:01Lexi, you can go stand with your Downsider.
17:04You're D-Squad.
17:06Aww.
17:08Kind of just made me happy and reassured me that what we have is real.
17:11I am really excited to see where it's going to go with James.
17:14And I know that a night apart really could change anything.
17:18If he flirts with another girl, I'll kill him.
17:22So now, Bo, who do you want to move to the top side?
17:27Uh, I would like to bring up Gia.
17:30Yay!
17:34I'm on the top side and my man got me here.
17:39Sade, would you rather stay with your current partner, Keef,
17:45or would you like to stay up top with Karai?
17:58Um, it's a hard decision, but I think I'm going to stay up top.
18:01Okay.
18:02I do really like Keef and I'm getting to know him.
18:04But Downside feels like potentially the scariest thing I've ever heard.
18:09And I just do not want to be a part of it.
18:13For me to go Downside, Barack Obama would have to be Downside.
18:17I'd follow him Downside.
18:19Other than that, my ass is staying on top.
18:21Keef, how are you feeling?
18:23I'm okay.
18:24With Sade, I don't know where her head's at right now.
18:26But after this, I'm definitely losing a little bit of interest.
18:30I'm not going to stress about it.
18:31We came here to explore more people.
18:33Now I'm going to go do the same thing.
18:35Sade decided to stay up in the top side and now her and I are a couple.
18:39A little bummed about it, right?
18:41I was really looking forward to bringing up Leela and getting to know her more
18:44and just having more time together.
18:46Sade is a sweet girl, but I'm definitely focused on Leela.
18:50Now, Anna, do you want to move to the hellhole with Tim or stay up top with Andrew?
19:01It's a bit of a hellhole either way for me, if we're being honest.
19:08I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to, like, lay down with Tim tonight
19:11with all of these visuals of him and Gia.
19:14I'm in a relationship that isn't going anywhere right now.
19:17And unfortunately, that leaves Andrew to come freaking in.
19:22I will stay up top just because I should.
19:25Okay.
19:27My girl.
19:30I can't blame Anna for staying up there.
19:32I kind of did that to myself, unfortunately.
19:38All right, it's time to get back to the yacht.
19:41Get out of here.
19:43Get out of my face.
19:46Okay, thank you.
19:48Sorry, I didn't mean to be a dick.
19:50I was a big dick.
19:51I don't know.
19:51I wanted Sophia.
19:52I'll get out.
19:53Yeah, it was just crazy.
19:54He's a strange man.
19:55I'm hoping he, like, gets his head out of his ass a little bit.
19:59It's like you're just running at me like, I'm doing all that for you.
20:02I was a little insensitive, but I'm working to get better.
20:06It's been five long minutes since Andrew yelled at Anna,
20:10but that's all it takes to be a changed man.
20:17After the challenge, we have a major mix up in the top siders.
20:22So now we have Sade and Karai, Andrew and Anna, Bo and Gia,
20:28and you best believe David and Lo.
20:31We all see Lo and David as the strongest couple.
20:40My heart rate slowed down.
20:42Like, I'm feeling more normal.
20:43I was so worried about you, buddy.
20:45I'm embarrassed I got carried away, but I'm like,
20:47I wasn't a fucking loser though.
20:49So the rest of you guys lost your girl.
20:51The rest of you guys got cucked.
20:53I need to friggin' eat.
20:55This is so much nicer than downstairs.
20:57Uh-huh.
20:57The table, the chairs.
20:59Welcome to the good night, babe.
21:01Welcome to the luxury inside.
21:03I'm so excited to be here.
21:04Yeah.
21:06Do they have any ketchup?
21:08I can't believe Andrew yelled at you like that.
21:10I didn't know that he liked Sophia.
21:12I was surprised.
21:13And that threw me so far.
21:14I was surprised.
21:14It didn't even like throw me because of course he does.
21:17I mean, I know his type anyway.
21:19Is that his type?
21:20No, but I know his type, like him as a guy, right?
21:23What sucks for me is that there are no other options for me on this boat.
21:27You don't like Leela?
21:28No.
21:29When I first showed up, I thought I liked Leela.
21:31I thought she was really pretty.
21:32And then I started looking at her a little bit more, a little more.
21:35And I was...
21:36You can just say that you didn't fuck with your connection.
21:39Not like it got worse and worse as it went.
21:42Like, what the fuck?
21:43You're right.
21:43Sorry, that was really bad.
21:45Staying up here is bad, bitch.
21:46If you went down, you would have looked insane.
21:49God.
21:49Because you would have looked like you were following Tim.
21:50I would never have followed him that man.
21:51You would have looked like you were following Tim.
21:53No, I don't want to follow him.
21:54And you stayed up here and you're drinking a glass of white wine.
22:02How are we even supposed to fit in here?
22:04You don't.
22:05I'm downside and I'm fucking...
22:06I want to cry.
22:07I liked living lavish.
22:09I liked having the crew service.
22:11Beautiful spreads of dinner and caviar and oysters.
22:14I was spoiled.
22:15Oh my God.
22:16Gabby was right.
22:16This is a hellhole.
22:17I don't think I'll ever get used to this.
22:19What is this?
22:21Is this, like, illegal?
22:23Like, I feel like I need a life vest just to be down there.
22:26I was just coming to say goodbye to everyone.
22:28Aw.
22:28Hey, I'm going up.
22:29I wish you guys were right.
22:30We'll see you in like an hour at the cocktail party.
22:31I'll see you at the cocktail party.
22:32I love you.
22:32I'm proud of you.
22:33I'm proud of you.
22:34Thanks.
22:34I knew I was probably going to win that race.
22:36I saw it as an opportunity to impress Sophia.
22:38Like, she's got to know I'm the real masculine one here.
22:42Come on.
22:43Did I look fast out there or what?
22:44You took off like a fucking merman.
22:46That's what, they were all like, holy shit.
22:48No, it was actually really insane.
22:49Yeah.
22:50It was cool.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Good job.
22:52Stronger than the other guys.
22:53Oh, Vita's in.
22:54All right.
22:54I've been putting up with men's bullshit my entire life,
22:57and I think this would be the perfect opportunity for me to go to the happy hour,
23:01choose to be with him, potentially get a text from Gabby, and then get to the top.
23:20Ready up, shipmates.
23:22Almost time for happy hour.
23:24Downsiders, remember to serve up more than just food, because a Downsider who brings the heat
23:30and finds mutual interest can get a text from me to take the top cider of their choice on a
23:36date
23:36that will bring you closer than ever.
23:39Oh, Lord, no.
23:41What?
23:41I fucked up my freckles.
23:44Where are we going?
23:45It's just a special plan.
23:46Wait, stop.
23:48Aww.
23:50I had some champagne, some berries.
23:52You're so cute.
23:54Yeah, I just wanted to know.
23:55Started from the bottom a little bit, you know, and I didn't really have my eyes on anybody the whole
23:59time, really.
24:00I mean, I've talked to other people, but I've always had my eyes on you.
24:03I think you know that.
24:04Aww.
24:06You're so sweet.
24:08So yeah, you're the only person I'm talking to or even looking at,
24:11so I just wanted to let you know that so you don't have to ever wonder or think about that.
24:15I feel so comfortable with you, and I wouldn't want to be doing this with anyone else.
24:20Dude, I love that.
24:21Cheers.
24:22Bo and Gia are adorable, and they're even more adorable now that they're a real
24:28couple on the top side, officially recognized by the autocracy of love overboard.
24:34You're going to put me on that board right there.
24:35I don't know.
24:48Who says you can't fall in love on a TV show?
24:51I only lied and said I did.
24:55Any, any chair?
24:56Top-siders?
24:56Top-siders, please.
24:58David, would you like a burger for your recovery?
25:00Yes.
25:01Three of them.
25:01You need something hearty.
25:02Three of them.
25:03Maybe no bun.
25:04Thank you, darling.
25:06Do you have a little slice?
25:07It's on me.
25:08Eat the bacon.
25:08Eat the bacon.
25:10Oh, you're not so fucking eating.
25:12You're not supposed to eat.
25:13Give me some.
25:15No, no, no, no.
25:17Wait, can I have some?
25:19The downside has been shit.
25:21So, I'm just here eating the food and shit and enjoying myself on the yacht.
25:27Even if it isn't on the booty butt bottom side.
25:29I'm the queen of the butt.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:32Oh, my God.
25:33Wait, guys, this is kind of getting hot.
25:36I'm getting a little turned on right here.
25:44You did so good on your swims.
25:46You feel like you did better than anybody else.
25:47I feel like I beat them by like 30% each.
25:50Have you swam before?
25:51I don't really swim at all.
25:53At all?
25:54No, I've been swimming like four years.
25:55You're swimming in the Hudson?
25:55And that's not trying to show off or anything.
25:57I legitimately haven't.
25:58I don't do that.
26:00But I work out so much that I feel like it translates over to swimming well.
26:04That's what I figured because as soon as they're like, all right,
26:05you guys are going to swim, you started like stretching and like doing it all.
26:08Yeah, that's why I swam today for you.
26:10I mean, I did it for you, honestly.
26:12You're lying.
26:14You never asked me any questions about myself.
26:17So I'm like, I feel like I know everything about Andrew.
26:18You know something about me.
26:20No, I did.
26:20I mean, I did it for you.
26:21It wasn't that hard, but like I still did it for you.
26:22You're like, it wasn't that hard.
26:23Yeah, but I still did it for you, honestly.
26:25I like you for sure if you couldn't tell already.
26:28That's why I want to take you on a date out here soon if you want.
26:30I mean, I'd love to take you on a date if they let me, if they send me that text.
26:34Wait, really?
26:35Out of all the guys in the boat, Sofia probably likes me the most,
26:38which didn't come as too much of a surprise.
26:40It's a thing that you develop.
26:42It's like an intuition where you could just tell sometimes.
26:45And you are my type.
26:46I would go up to you if I saw you.
26:47Would you though, honestly?
26:48A hundred percent, yeah.
26:50No, you are my type.
26:51Thanks.
26:52I think the plan that I established earlier today is working better than I had even intended.
27:02It was actually pretty easy.
27:05Aw, Sofia and Andrew, truly a match made in hell.
27:11You know, I wanted to tell you, I feel like you deserve to know how much I appreciated
27:15what you did today.
27:17Of course.
27:18Like how much it meant to me to have someone there doing what you did.
27:23And I don't think you realize, like...
27:27Mm-hmm.
27:31If you rewrite this year, I did, you were one of my things.
27:40Ugh, my...
27:42Who's it?
27:43I can't do this.
27:47I will be the only thing.
27:49I don't know why I've been in hell.
27:54I can't do this.
27:56It's right.
27:56I can't do this.
27:56I can't do this.
27:56I can't do this.
27:57I can't do this.
27:59what are you feeling like you're the only one who I'm really interested in in general but it's me
28:05or no one else and I'm not gonna be a second choice okay I feel like you've been the one
28:11who
28:12I feel like has been honest and upfront and I'm gonna always take that right that's important to
28:17me I really like cry I think he's sweet he's also German which my dad would probably like
28:22it's like in the Deutsch and this year so we have a little gap it's not far honest it's six
28:28years
28:28it's not that crazy my parents are 27 my parents have like a eight-year gap nothing sexier than
28:36talking about your mommy and daddy honestly do you love it up here let me talk to you for a
28:47sec okay
28:55I'm obviously very interested in you and I want to get to know you more but I'm not gonna waste
28:59my
28:59time trying to get to know you more if you're all in on Bo I'm interested in Bo I'm not
29:08gonna say I'm
29:08not but I'm also very interested in you you're not wasting time I'm telling you I'd be I'm like
29:13looking you in the eyes right now you're not wasting your time and the second it does cross that line
29:17I will tell you honestly though because like I know I'm a no bullshit person like I don't like I
29:25have
29:25trust issues to begin with okay you're talking to a person that it's like I get it I get it
29:30of course
29:30you're gonna like ask that but I will tell you the second I'm like the line has been crossed and
29:34like
29:34I choose him okay I'm telling you that honestly and I've been nothing just don't just just don't
29:40let me waste my energy I swear I genuinely am interested in getting to know you okay but but
29:49if you don't want it don't fucking do it don't do that ahoy me again happy hour is over but
30:04not for
30:05the downsiders your night has just begun and you have to clean up oh fuck that oh that sucks love
30:13it
30:13love it love it wait are we done done when are we gonna eat I don't wanna go I don't
30:20want the night
30:20to be over bye good night love you guys we're officially back downstairs yes outside I'm so pretty
30:30before I go to bed wait till I take off this makeup you're gonna see a real demon but
30:41Sofia has endured a long grueling night of flirting with Andrew just to get to the topside and I think
30:48she deserves a little treat it says Sofia I see you getting your sneak on keep it up girly take
31:01a topside
31:01man of your choice on a date off the yacht Gabby I wish it hadn't been Anna that got chosen
31:11with Andrew
31:12because I felt like we really did connect but I'm just doing what I gotta do to get to the
31:16top
31:18you'll see I'll find out I think you're feeling what I'm feeling it's in the air I'm gonna have sex
31:36dude I'd say bitch
31:56at least someone's getting some action around here the chakra has been drier than the Sahara
32:01I love it I'm on top of the world keep running ain't no stopping us now for power I love
32:11it
32:11no I don't clean this boat this is not right
32:22I need to stop that we gotta get back to work hold on
32:36so I got a text last night from Gabby okay and there's a date today and I can choose anybody
32:45and
32:45and I was thinking Andrew sounds great yeah let's do it
32:55let's go guys work that pump out don't fall overboard or do fall overboard how about both of you just
33:04take a fucking leave guys oh I think I make the right move bringing him up distancing myself from
33:11to letting Tim do his thing letting me open myself up and it just fucking backfires every time
33:16Andrew would push me off a 70-foot yacht that meant even getting to sniff like one of her socks
33:24Sophia Sophia Sophia just stabbed me
33:27the girl who I thought was one of my best friends is trying to get Andrew and come up to
33:34the top side
33:34which means I will be walking the plank with her
33:38devious shit I get to sit here all fucking day knowing I'm about to walk the plank like that sucks
33:45so bad
33:45I'm about to go get a fucking drink let's go
33:47oh no
33:48oh my god
33:50so stupid
33:51Sophia has said numerous times she doesn't fucking like him
33:54she doesn't like him so I'm confused
33:55I'm so confused
33:56how is your date even gonna go what are they gonna talk about if she doesn't like him how do
33:59you even fake that
33:59he has to know if he doesn't know that he's like crazy oblivious
34:02once you start being a fucked up person to someone that's when my respect goes out the window
34:07and that's when I don't have your back
34:09I am just thinking
34:11Soph what are you doing baby
34:22help me
34:25that's crazy that she just said that
34:26I'm about to go on a date with Andrew
34:29and I'm so excited
34:32I mean the whole day is a chore let's be honest
34:34I don't want to be sitting there in a romantic candlelit lunch with this man
34:42oh my gosh we have a lot of stairs
34:48yeah there's a lot of steps going on
34:49there's a lot of steps
34:52hello
34:53hello
34:53hello welcome
34:54thank you
34:56hi I am Claire
34:57I'm Sophia nice to meet you Claire
34:59nice to meet you how are you
34:59good I'm Andrew
35:00nice to meet you Andrew
35:02is it your first time practicing tantra yoga
35:04tantric yoga it would be my first time
35:07your first time
35:07good
35:13and we're going now to take the awareness to the base of our body
35:19so for the woman with the uni which is the vulvar sexual organ
35:22we're going to feel
35:25just heat it up fast
35:26so sorry
35:26heat it up quick
35:28and for the guy here you're going to feel into what we call in Sanskrit the lingam
35:32which is the penis
35:34so let's close the eyes
35:36what the fuck
35:37close the eyes
35:38so for Sophia you're going to start by inhaling through the vaginal canal
35:42and imagine the breath coming up
35:45and then the energy comes out of your breasts your nipples into the nipples of the guy
35:51no
35:52spread your legs
35:53how much spread are we talking
35:55oh my god
35:56are you going to
35:57yeah dude you guys are going to see some stuff
35:59this is my bathing suit essentially
36:02please cut the cameras
36:03the audience must not be subjected to Andrew's breathing penis
36:12so how do you feel after this date?
36:14uh
36:15it was not your vibe
36:16it was not my vibe
36:17but I feel like once we get back to the boat and like we're in our setting and we can
36:20like have a chat
36:21just like
36:22we can talk more and you know what I mean
36:23take it from there
36:24yeah
36:26for sure
36:26I feel like that'll be a much better situation
36:28for sure
36:29okay
36:32okay
36:33do you want to go?
36:33you did go for the lips
36:34do you want to go?
36:35I'm not a mind reader
36:36but I would probably say that she's interested in me for sure
36:40uh yeah
36:41that was the most awkward first kiss in dating show history
36:44I don't even have to check I just know
37:02where is your head out like when it comes to Andrew, Sophia, what's going on?
37:07I feel like I just didn't have enough time to like tell him truly
37:10yeah
37:10that like what she's doing is ratchet
37:12but that's why on the plank
37:15but on the plank
37:16do you know how like intense that moment's gonna be?
37:18I have to find the right words
37:19I think you will
37:20and then she's right next to me
37:21I'm gonna be like she's the worst
37:23no I think she wants to be on the top until another guy comes
37:27I respect that
37:28that's so fair
37:28it's like okay
37:29but not at the expense of your fucking friend
37:32I just didn't see it coming
37:33I really didn't
37:34I really don't think I would have done that
37:38wait is that them right there?
37:39yeah
37:41all is fair in maritime love and maritime war
37:45and Enna could be what we call maritime collateral damage
37:49poor Enna
37:50she might not be able to swim with that knife in her back
37:59it's that time again boys and girls
38:02go get changed
38:03when you're ready
38:05Andrew, Sophia and Enna
38:07head to the bow of the boat
38:09for the plank ceremony
38:12I'm very excited for this plank ceremony to be over
38:15I have faith that Andrew is going to choose me over Enna
38:18and I'm very much ready to come up here
38:20with better AC and better beds
38:22and better bathrooms
38:23and better food
38:24and time outside
38:26and yeah pretty much everything
38:38hi guys
38:40Andrew, Sophia welcome back
38:42how was it?
38:44it was interesting
38:45it was interesting
38:46it was
38:47unlike anything I've ever done
38:48yeah
38:49we don't have to get into it here
38:50I know it's weird
38:52it's weird
38:52okay well anyways
38:54Andrew as you know
38:56you have a hard decision to make
38:59would you like to choose the woman you worked so hard to rescue Enna?
39:04or the woman come to find out you actually wanted to rescue Sofia?
39:10and remember whoever you do not choose will be going overboard
39:24what are these girls about to get dumped into this fucking water?
39:26I'm so scared
39:27that shit ass
39:28but I definitely will ugly cry for Enna
39:31holy fuck
39:36fuck me if you
39:38want attention
39:41Anna, Sofia
39:42if you have any last words
39:45now's your time
39:48okay
39:49Andrew you look very nice tonight
39:53I think from the start
39:54I have been really honest with you
39:57everything I've said has been pretty truthful
39:59so I really really want you to hear this
40:02when I say
40:05that Sofia
40:06is a master manipulator
40:09she's an opportunist
40:11everyone on the top side
40:13the downside
40:14and me included
40:16have heard
40:17over and over
40:18that she does not like you
40:21she doesn't like you Andrew
40:23not even a little bit
40:24oh my gosh
40:25she said hurtful things
40:27like you're weird
40:28she even mouthed
40:31help me
40:32before your date
40:33you're an alpha male
40:35and I don't think this is very alpha male behavior
40:38to let her turn you into a joke
40:41because you're not a joke Andrew
40:43you deserve love
40:45and even if it's not with me
40:47it sure as fuck isn't gonna be with Sofia
40:53damn that was tough
40:55damn that was mean
40:56that was mean
40:57I don't know why you're saying
40:59half the things you're saying
41:00I mean you've known that I like you since the beginning
41:02I told you that
41:03girl
41:05girl
41:05come on now girl
41:08okay well
41:09I think that you've played yourself
41:11you've now planked yourself because of it
41:14I think because you played yourself
41:16you were so mean to Andrew
41:17you and you actually humiliated him
41:20in front of everybody yesterday
41:22you were very mean to his face
41:24very mean to everybody about him
41:25and even now you're being mean to him
41:28instead of just telling him your feelings about him
41:30I had the opportunity to choose anybody
41:32I wanted to go on the date with
41:34I could have chosen any of the topsiders
41:36and I chose you because I wanted to feel it out with you
41:40do I think we're soulmates?
41:41I don't know
41:42but I still want to have that time to get to know you
41:44I think it was a really fun date
41:47even though we didn't like it
41:48I think it shows that like
41:49we can do weird things
41:51and both have the same vibe about it
41:53and I wanted to have more conversations with you
42:02Okay, Andrew, now's your time
42:06Who are you sending overboard tonight?
42:14The person that I'm sending overboard is...
42:18Oh, my God!
42:27I'm jakim hipster like this
42:32The person that I was like
42:33This person you're a hero
42:34We be thinking about it
42:38We won't forget
42:40We dont know
42:40We're going in and we will be
42:40We did have to forget
42:41Our voice here
42:41Our voice is
42:41There, we will be
42:44We will be
42:58We'll see you next time.
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