- hace 5 meses
Reparto: Alfredo Landa, María José Alfonso, Josele Román, Rafaela Aparicio, Ricardo Merino, Nadiuska, Alberto Fernández, Ignacio de Paúl, Montserrat Julió, Nino Bastida, José Luis Manrique, Antonio Ozores, Juanjo Menéndez
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: Manolo trabaja en la Costa del Sol, divirtiéndose y ligando con las extranjeras que veranean allí. Mientras tanto, su esposa Susana se encuentra en Madrid presa del aburrimiento y los celos. Influenciada por su despiadada hermana, simulará un embarazo con otro hombre para darle una lección.
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: Manolo trabaja en la Costa del Sol, divirtiéndose y ligando con las extranjeras que veranean allí. Mientras tanto, su esposa Susana se encuentra en Madrid presa del aburrimiento y los celos. Influenciada por su despiadada hermana, simulará un embarazo con otro hombre para darle una lección.
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00:00:25The sun, le soleil,
00:00:30There he is, leaving through his designated area as is his duty.
00:00:35It's wonderful, it makes plants grow, it melts ice, it's life.
00:00:42Of course, for us Spaniards, the sun is like that wonderful lady.
00:00:45that because we see it every day, it no longer attracts our attention.
00:00:50But fortunately there are other climates, other beings in Europe.
00:00:56English, Dutch, Germans, Danes, Swedes, they all die of cold.
00:01:02They get soaked in the rain, they sneeze, they cough, they can't find their way home,
00:01:07drowned in the typical pea puree.
00:01:10In these latitudes, sunny days are national holidays and businesses close.
00:01:16That's why they spend the winter saving money, even going without poultices and syrups if necessary.
00:01:22And when they get their vacation, bam!
00:01:27They come in flocks, like bustards or storks,
00:01:31with an enormous hurry to take off their clothes and bake themselves in the sun without wasting a minute.
00:01:49Thank you!
00:01:53Thank you!
00:02:10They have come because they know that Spain is different.
00:02:14And here you will find sunshine, paella, and bullfights.
00:02:20And also, why not say it?
00:02:23Some come looking for romance, adventure.
00:02:29From Rodolfo Valentino to the Latin Lovers, we have a lot of posters
00:02:33And please forgive my immodesty.
00:02:37Of course, there's no accounting for taste.
00:02:39That's why he's the one who inspires the most admiration wherever he goes.
00:02:42It is that colossal product that came from the crossing of two strong, rugged, and primitive peoples,
00:02:49the Celts and the Iberians.
00:02:51We are referring to the Spanish Celtiberian racial type, which in this case is called Manolo.
00:03:08Half!
00:03:35Oh no, Barley, I don't accept recommendations, please!
00:03:38No, no, no, sorry, very sorry.
00:04:15Half!
00:04:17Half!
00:04:28Half!
00:04:56Thank you!
00:05:28Music
00:05:47I love you, my dear one
00:05:49Yeah, right?
00:05:51Expensive, expensive!
00:05:52Yes, yes, expensive, expensive
00:05:53And it's going to cost you so much.
00:05:55Because the entire party is at the customer's expense.
00:05:57Come, come, come, my little boy
00:06:00No more "bambino" nonsense, I'm a little man now.
00:06:03This is your room
00:06:04Yours is Pancha, my dear.
00:06:11Sleep well
00:06:14Alone
00:06:15You leave me alone
00:06:16No, if you like, I'll take you up to the flamenco tableau.
00:06:19Come on, let's put her to sleep
00:06:21Goodbye, little fish
00:06:23Come on
00:06:26Come on
00:06:27Come on, why are they going to Italy?
00:06:28Women so big
00:06:30There is not just one other duck
00:07:00Music
00:07:03Other.
00:07:05My daughter's burritos, Alcazaba.
00:07:07Manolo, la nuit.
00:07:11Oh, then it has to be Monday.
00:07:13Not on Sunday?
00:07:14No, nothing like Sunday. Sundays are for books.
00:07:19No, no, no, no, no. I don't have a shift schedule. I'm sorry.
00:07:24You too on Monday.
00:07:25On Monday, your father told me I was coming to collect a payment, didn't he?
00:07:28Oh, excuse me, excuse me.
00:07:29Where to?
00:07:29Over there.
00:07:30Over there?
00:07:31There, there.
00:07:31Funny.
00:07:32Malaje.
00:07:33As you can see, for Manolo, this tourism business was a lucrative venture.
00:07:37But there was a catch.
00:07:39A problem that was located about 600 kilometers from Torremolinos and whose name was Susana.
00:07:46No, this isn't it. Susana lived on the other side of Madrid.
00:07:51But Susana, pretty girl, I don't understand you.
00:07:53How can a woman live four months separated from her husband?
00:07:56And what if it were the first time?
00:07:58But in the years you've been married, how long have you been together?
00:08:02He came here for Christmas.
00:08:04He was with me for fifteen days.
00:08:05Ah, well look, that's luck, you see.
00:08:07Do you have a husband?
00:08:08Fifteen days every four months.
00:08:10Well, he's definitely coming tonight.
00:08:12It's our wedding anniversary.
00:08:13Oh, did he tell you he's coming?
00:08:15No, but you'll see.
00:08:17You're ready.
00:08:18If it weren't for the fact that Mom was very decent, I would swear we weren't sisters.
00:08:21Men need to be kept on a short leash, otherwise they'll get their way.
00:08:25Have you ever seen my Pelayo sleep away from home for a night?
00:08:28Have you heard my Pelayo's voice rise higher than the others?
00:08:30My Pelayo has climbed onto my fringe.
00:08:32Man, you say it, Pelayo.
00:08:34No, well, actually what happens is...
00:08:37You can hear it now.
00:08:38Pelayo is different.
00:08:39Nothing different, right Pelayo?
00:08:41I don't know, but I think that when...
00:08:43It's no different.
00:08:44All men are scoundrels.
00:08:46Well, your husband more so.
00:08:49Ma'am, do they look okay like this?
00:08:50Yes, precious remedies.
00:08:52Start setting the table for dinner.
00:08:53And place the candlesticks in the center.
00:08:55Ah, there are some candles in a drawer of that piece of furniture.
00:08:57You'll spend the night by candlelight.
00:08:59Martina, please, that's enough, isn't it?
00:09:02Today is my wedding anniversary.
00:09:04And tonight, Manolo is definitely coming.
00:09:06You'll see.
00:09:07And I have no desire whatsoever to meet the gentleman.
00:09:11Here's the proof.
00:09:12How long have you worked at this house?
00:09:14It's been almost a year.
00:09:15And she hasn't seen Manolo even once.
00:09:17I went to my hometown with my children for Christmas.
00:09:20And how long did their vacation last?
00:09:22Fifteen days.
00:09:23My children can't stand me anymore.
00:09:25There you have it.
00:09:25In almost a year you have seen your husband less than fifteen days.
00:09:28You think that's a proper marriage?
00:09:31Do you want me to show you the family book?
00:09:32Bah.
00:09:53Poor thing, she's withering away like a flower in winter.
00:10:02Don't listen to him, he listens to a lot of serials.
00:10:07He may be right, but...
00:10:10What can I do?
00:10:11Apparently, Manolo wasn't interested.
00:10:13And he's only happy when there are miles between them.
00:10:15The truth is that I...
00:10:16Yes, if only it were just kilometers.
00:10:18There, there...
00:10:18But that doesn't stop there.
00:10:20Last week he had to go to Tangier for a philatelic convention.
00:10:23And on Monday he went up to Sierra Nevada with some Egyptologists who are studying the sources of the Nile.
00:10:26The Nile does not...
00:10:27Ah, yes, the Nile now flows through Granada.
00:10:29That's what I was going to say...
00:10:30No, woman.
00:10:31They were going to rest.
00:10:32Clear.
00:10:32And the one who gets the least rest is your husband.
00:10:34He doesn't rest.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:35He doesn't even have time to sleep.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37That's my news.
00:10:39Tell him.
00:10:40Tell him, Pelayo.
00:10:40No, what happened was...
00:10:42Take out the slip of paper.
00:10:43The little piece of paper.
00:10:43Your husband is a jerk.
00:10:44He lets go of one lady and grabs onto another.
00:10:46Why is it called the drugstore because it's open 24 hours a day?
00:10:50Swedish, German, Danish, English.
00:10:54English women, sir, you should be ashamed of yourself.
00:10:56Two steps from the rock that they still haven't returned to us.
00:10:58That...
00:10:59Tell him yourself, Pelayo, so he doesn't think I have it in for him.
00:11:01I've been told that...
00:11:02Well, it doesn't matter, don't continue.
00:11:03A friend of his who came from Torremolinos told him so.
00:11:07I don't think it's as bad as you say.
00:11:09But it's my fault anyway.
00:11:11If only she had given him a child.
00:11:13A son?
00:11:14But what if you don't live together?
00:11:15And that's essential to having a child.
00:11:17Of course, if you had a child, nobody would believe it was Manolo's.
00:11:20Pelayo, please.
00:11:21Come on, you only open your mouth to...
00:11:23Come on, we have to see this, right?
00:11:24Of course.
00:11:25Wait a minute.
00:11:28What would happen if you had a child with someone else?
00:11:31What nonsense are you talking about?
00:11:33Foolishness?
00:11:34We have to tell Manolo that you're going to be a mom.
00:11:36But I haven't seen him for four months.
00:11:37That's why, that's why.
00:11:39I'm leaving.
00:11:40I don't want to be called to court to testify as a witness.
00:11:42Hey, you sit there and keep quiet.
00:11:45It would be a lesson.
00:11:47You tell him...
00:11:48...that as always you're alone...
00:11:50...because you couldn't resist...
00:11:52...the amorous attacks of a Don Juan.
00:11:54And what have you fallen for?
00:11:58Then, you confess the truth and make peace.
00:12:00If after a scare like that, you still feel like doing...
00:12:04...tourism.
00:12:04It's because it's a mule.
00:12:06If it weren't for the fact that the situation is not right, I would laugh.
00:12:08Well, I broke out in a cold sweat...
00:12:10...because Manolo isn't one to laugh.
00:12:13And he murders his wife.
00:12:14And you and me.
00:12:15Due to complicity, premeditation, and kinship.
00:12:18That's all nonsense.
00:12:19Besides, who can assure me that what you're telling me is true?
00:12:21Here, take it.
00:12:22Call this number tonight.
00:12:24A telephone operator will be assigned.
00:12:25You tell him it's an errand...
00:12:27...on behalf of the agency.
00:12:29If you don't get pregnant after this call...
00:12:32...resign yourself to the fact that your husband has his own harem.
00:12:35After all, they say they have them in Saudi Arabia too.
00:12:53The last plane from Malaga...
00:12:55...landed at eleven o'clock.
00:12:58And it's half past twelve.
00:13:01I would have arrived by train or car.
00:13:04Unless he comes running down the road.
00:13:08I'm saying this because of my husband...
00:13:10...if he sees me arrive in the early hours of the morning...
00:13:12...she's going to think I've become a prostitute.
00:13:17Yes, yes, remedies, go away.
00:13:19Thank you, ma'am.
00:13:28Like a flower in winter, it dries up, it dries up.
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00:14:30My dear little one, I can't take it anymore.
00:14:33This job is going to kill me.
00:14:38Resign yourself to the fact that your husband has an arempropio.
00:14:41Own, own, own, own.
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00:23:57If the lady doesn't send anything else
00:23:58Huh? What are you saying?
00:24:01The mess is already made
00:24:02All you have to do is press the dishwasher button.
00:24:07Oh, are you preparing a gift basket for Caritas?
00:24:10Street, woman
00:24:11I said that because I really like children
00:24:14But you don't know the war they wage.
00:24:17Of course, there's no danger here.
00:24:19Since the gentleman is always traveling
00:24:22Good evening, Remedios
00:24:23See you tomorrow, ma'am.
00:24:25It dries, it dries
00:24:41Hey, aunt, aunt!
00:24:43That?
00:24:43Aunt Remedios
00:24:45What are you doing there, Federico?
00:24:47Well, since I'm motorized
00:24:49I've come to take her home
00:24:50Look at that refinement!
00:24:53And where did he get this contraption?
00:24:55He borrowed it from Lorenzo, the milkman.
00:24:56Since we have a gala in Alpedrete tomorrow
00:24:58And how will the distribution be done?
00:25:00In Carretilla, yes
00:25:01And by the way, could you lend me 60 pesetas for gas?
00:25:04It's just that now...
00:25:05Go on, son!
00:25:05It's not like you're going to do the Jarama circuit.
00:25:08Careful...
00:25:08Push me
00:25:22Careful, it's going up
00:25:23Yeah
00:25:23You'll have to use soy.
00:25:25Because the bank has closed
00:25:26Go on, start it already!
00:25:27I'm going for the dream
00:25:28I could have you give me the money
00:25:29Oh!
00:25:29Oh!
00:25:34Oh!
00:25:36How much is it?
00:25:3786 pesetas
00:25:38Just a moment
00:25:42Keep the change
00:25:43Thank you
00:25:44You're welcome, goodbye
00:25:56Oh, Susana, darling.
00:25:57Manolo
00:25:57Quinine
00:25:59Oh, we're starting even more
00:26:04Do you see it?
00:26:04I'm here by your side to celebrate our anniversary
00:26:07Yesterday, yesterday was our anniversary
00:26:08And what are 24 hours in the life of two people who love each other?
00:26:11Are you squirting on top?
00:26:12Hi, no, but how could you think I'd forgotten a day like this?
00:26:16The thing is, I wanted to surprise you.
00:26:18Well, you've given it to me.
00:26:18Well, now you'll see, now you'll see
00:26:20Now you'll see
00:26:21Because I've brought you a little gift.
00:26:23No, this is a souvenir for a friend from the office.
00:26:29Damn Italian
00:26:31Here, here it is
00:26:35You're going to look gorgeous with him
00:26:36Well, you look beautiful with him and without him.
00:26:39Without him
00:26:40Further
00:26:40If you only knew how much I've missed you
00:26:42It takes a face
00:26:44After what happened last night
00:26:45Last night?
00:26:45What happened last night?
00:26:46Ah, ah, yes
00:26:47That inopportune crossing of lines
00:26:50I don't believe a single word you say.
00:26:52Damned
00:26:52Remember that nobody believed Christopher Columbus either.
00:26:54And there you have America.
00:26:56And Spain, which is full of Americans
00:26:58How funny!
00:26:59What do we do with the nightgown?
00:27:00Should I wrap it up or are you taking it with you?
00:27:04No
00:27:05Manolo
00:27:06The nape of the neck not
00:27:07The nape of the neck not
00:27:08It's for relaxing
00:27:09You're nervous
00:27:11I have something very important to tell you
00:27:13Then
00:27:13Now try on the nightgown.
00:27:15Will you feel good?
00:27:19Martina asked me to tell you
00:27:21Later, darling
00:27:22Tomorrow, huh?
00:27:23Yes, yes
00:27:24Tomorrow
00:27:25No no
00:27:26Don't start with strictness
00:27:27You're not going to convince me this time.
00:27:29Come on, Manly
00:27:30Oh, I mean, my little darling
00:27:34I have to tell you
00:27:35Yes, yes
00:27:36Now let's go to the bedroom
00:27:37And we kept talking
00:27:39Hey?
00:27:39Hey?
00:27:40Manolo
00:27:41We're not going to say a word in the bedroom.
00:27:43No no
00:27:44We'll talk tomorrow.
00:27:45Or the day after tomorrow
00:27:46Come here, you fool
00:27:47And I'll try the nightgown on you.
00:27:48I'll prove it to you.
00:27:49Thank goodness
00:27:55Hey?
00:28:31Ma'am, ma'am, has something happened to you?
00:28:52No, no remedy, I'm coming.
00:29:02Manolo.
00:29:05Manolo!
00:29:05No way! And she doesn't have a boyfriend!
00:29:07And your street is no longer your street?
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:13In Torremolinos, everyone wakes up like this.
00:29:15They are very typical.
00:29:16Already.
00:29:18Did you sleep well, darling?
00:29:19How typical!
00:29:23What a night, huh?
00:29:37Good morning!
00:29:39You must be Remedios, the maid, huh?
00:29:42And you must be the gentleman, right?
00:29:44Man, if I leave the lady's bedroom...
00:29:47Of course, it must be him!
00:29:49I thought the owner of this house lived in another house.
00:29:55What happened?
00:29:55She's been kicked out of Torremolinos.
00:29:58Okay, look, bring me a black coffee and leave the intervention for another day.
00:30:00Yes, sir, it's being done.
00:30:02Oh!
00:30:04Home, home.
00:30:10What is this?
00:30:11A letter.
00:30:12The goalkeeper gave it to me.
00:30:14He says it's urgent.
00:30:17It comes in the name of the lady.
00:30:20She's sick, because she's an analyst.
00:30:22Not sick.
00:30:23It comes off.
00:30:25Like a flower in winter.
00:30:28Oh, no.
00:30:29It's just a pregnancy test.
00:30:32Hey?
00:30:35Positive?
00:30:39Positive?
00:30:41A mother's son?
00:30:44I'm going to have a child.
00:30:46Susana, little one.
00:30:48You're going to be a son.
00:30:50I mean, we're going to have a father.
00:30:51What are you saying?
00:30:51This, the analysis has arrived in a way you hadn't told me about.
00:30:54A son.
00:30:56I'm going to have a child.
00:30:58The dream of my entire life.
00:31:01Thank you, darling, thank you.
00:31:05Manolo, Manolo, I'll explain it to you.
00:31:06What are you going to explain to me?
00:31:07Sure, that's what you wanted to tell me last night.
00:31:09I didn't let you speak.
00:31:10I'm an idiot.
00:31:11Oh, Susana!
00:31:12Susana, darling.
00:31:13Oh, I love you!
00:31:14I love you!
00:31:16Oh!
00:31:17When I tell it at the office.
00:31:19No!
00:31:19Don't tell anyone yet!
00:31:20Because?
00:31:20Because?
00:31:21What if it's a mistake?
00:31:22Mistake?
00:31:23Who are you saying this to?
00:31:23Lady of Olmedillo.
00:31:24And who is it?
00:31:25The lady from Olmedillo?
00:31:27A positive result as good as a pine tree.
00:31:29Long live Spain!
00:31:30Remedios, bring out the champagne.
00:31:31There is no champagne.
00:31:32If a soda is worth it to him...
00:31:34Look.
00:31:35Look.
00:31:39Oh!
00:31:39Manolito.
00:31:40Manolito.
00:31:40Oh!
00:31:41No, no, it's not going to be any Manolito.
00:31:43Well, Manolita is the same.
00:31:44Either Susana, or Remedios.
00:31:46There's no need to rush.
00:31:46Since this is the first one, once launched we'll have six or seven like it.
00:31:50Well, if they're all like this one, it's a done deal.
00:31:52Oh, me, me!
00:31:53Uh, tell me.
00:31:56Ah, Don Fermín.
00:31:57How did you come up with the idea of leaving your job in Torremolinos?
00:32:00I have already received fourteen calls of protest and today an expedition arrives from Oslo.
00:32:05That?
00:32:06What do you say about my father?
00:32:07No, no, sir.
00:32:08Not from his father.
00:32:09Mine.
00:32:10Well, no, not from me.
00:32:11I'm going to be a father.
00:32:12Yes sir.
00:32:13Of a very beautiful child.
00:32:16Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:17Thank you.
00:32:18I'll be right there.
00:32:19Until now.
00:32:20Manolo.
00:32:21Manolo, wait a moment.
00:32:22Don't worry, don't worry.
00:32:23I'm going, I'll sign.
00:32:24I invite my friends.
00:32:25We smoked some cigars to the health of whatever comes next, and I'll be right back.
00:32:30The most beautiful mother in the world.
00:32:33Manolo, Manolo.
00:32:33What do you want?
00:32:34I want to tell you no.
00:32:36We've already started with the snacks.
00:32:38Well, ask with that little mouth of yours.
00:32:41Until now.
00:32:43Isn't it true that the children come from Paris?
00:32:48Calm down, let's not get nervous.
00:32:49He saw the analysis, so what?
00:32:50He went crazy.
00:32:52But you didn't tell him when you were expecting him.
00:32:54He didn't let me speak.
00:32:55And of course, he believes the child is his.
00:32:58Yes, for now.
00:32:59But you'll see when I start doing the math.
00:33:03Here, Paco.
00:33:04Smoke this and get some rest.
00:33:06Thanks, man.
00:33:06And congratulations.
00:33:07Thank you.
00:33:08Paquita, a real treat?
00:33:09Hey?
00:33:09A little cigar?
00:33:11Thank you.
00:33:11You too, because I'm going to be the father of a very handsome boy.
00:33:14Julito, son.
00:33:15Go to the bar and get yourself a bottle of Anís del Mono.
00:33:17Yes sir.
00:33:18A little cigar?
00:33:20Thank you.
00:33:21Where has Faustino gone?
00:33:23Faustino!
00:33:24Here, here.
00:33:25Ah, a little cigar, man, you're going to be the paladin.
00:33:27Thank you.
00:33:28Delighted.
00:33:30What's wrong with you?
00:33:31Four seats.
00:33:32No, it's just that I dropped a pen that my mother gave me.
00:33:35Look.
00:33:36What legs.
00:33:37It's not the end of the world.
00:33:39Very good.
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40Whose man?
00:33:41Do you think a man who is going to have a child is interested in such frivolous things?
00:33:44Well, no, that's it.
00:33:45Ah, yes.
00:33:46Well, Almerillo, congratulations!
00:33:47Ah, thank you, boss.
00:33:49A little cigar.
00:33:50That's all that's needed.
00:33:51Get another one for the afternoon.
00:33:53Well, if he insists.
00:33:55And?
00:33:56When is the event?
00:33:57Hey?
00:33:58Uh, well, I don't know.
00:34:01I was so nervous that I forgot to ask.
00:34:08He doesn't call.
00:34:10He comes and burns the house down.
00:34:11It doesn't burn anything.
00:34:12Calls.
00:34:17Here it is.
00:34:21Say.
00:34:25No, I'm not Remedios.
00:34:26I'm Martina, your sister-in-law.
00:34:28Yes, I know, I know.
00:34:30Congratulations.
00:34:32No, it can't be done.
00:34:34Because she is doing exercises for pain-free childbirth.
00:34:36Martina, for God's sake.
00:34:38Ah, well, I don't know for sure.
00:34:39I thought you had already done the math.
00:34:42Susana, it's your husband asking when the baby will be born.
00:34:47He says for Christmas.
00:34:49For Christmas?
00:34:50Thank you, Martina, beautiful.
00:34:52And a kiss to my little wife.
00:34:54Santa Claus brings it.
00:34:56Congratulations.
00:34:57I didn't know your wife had gone to see you in Torremolinos, did you?
00:35:00He doesn't say, "If he goes to Torremolinos he'll kill me."
00:35:02So you took a little trip to Madrid without my permission.
00:35:05No, sir.
00:35:05I left in January and I'm still here.
00:35:07And how did you order the child?
00:35:09Via satellite?
00:35:10Hey?
00:35:15Oh, what?
00:35:17What's with this nonsense?
00:35:19Man.
00:35:20Yeah...
00:35:21If you're having the baby at Christmas, you should have ordered it in March.
00:35:27Nine months.
00:35:29It's the custom.
00:35:32Well no.
00:35:36Fautino, I'll smash your face in!
00:35:38No, I didn't say anything like that, maybe I was wrong.
00:35:40Okay, folks, let's get to work.
00:35:43Antonio, what about those tickets to Barcelona?
00:35:46Where is the list of season tickets for the San Isidro bullfights?
00:35:48But...
00:35:49How timely!
00:35:51In my town, a child was born at ten and a half months.
00:35:54Well, it would come out overcooked.
00:35:57Yes, toasted.
00:35:58Don't listen to him, man.
00:36:00Women make a lot of mistakes about these things.
00:36:08Bring on the cigar!
00:36:10Don Manuel.
00:36:17Don Manuel, the monkey didn't have a nanita and they gave me a Miura bull.
00:36:23Well, tell your father to drink it.
00:36:28This too, which isn't very expensive, but is very hard.
00:36:30I don't think things will get out of hand.
00:36:32Not into the river, but it can splash the walls.
00:36:34Oh, stop it, what are you doing!
00:36:35So Manuel is very rude.
00:36:37Oh, watch out!
00:36:38And maybe it wouldn't suit a woman, but since I'm the only representative of the stronger sex in
00:36:41This house...
00:36:42Hey, wait a minute, I'm here too!
00:36:43Ah, of course.
00:36:47Has the elevator stopped on this floor?
00:36:49It's definitely the...
00:36:50Oh, let's not lose our cool.
00:36:51The bad thing is that we might lose an eye.
00:36:53Shut up!
00:37:05I'm here now.
00:37:07Oh man.
00:37:08Congratulations!
00:37:10No joke, okay?
00:37:17When did you say they were going to do that?
00:37:20Look, Manolo...
00:37:21When did you say that?
00:37:22At the end of December.
00:37:23Man, calm down.
00:37:24Everything can be fixed.
00:37:25Us...
00:37:25Do you mean that with a good recommendation, Seven Months might be released and people will believe it's mine?
00:37:30Manolo.
00:37:30Because my wife...
00:37:31Let's call it that.
00:37:32Manolo!
00:37:32Let's call it that for lack of a better term.
00:37:35She's going to have a child with a man in brown.
00:37:37Because with me, he's only been able to get it by mail.
00:37:39I was on the Costa del Sol in March.
00:37:41Yes, it was a great time there.
00:37:42Yes, so that's how Swedish it is.
00:37:45That's how it is.
00:37:47I was working like a slave.
00:37:48Like a scoundrel.
00:37:49Let's not get nervous.
00:37:51You shut up, okay?
00:37:53You shut up.
00:37:53These are two women, but I could knock your teeth out and I'd be left feeling nothing.
00:37:57Do you see it?
00:37:57Do you see it?
00:37:58Yeah.
00:37:58So while I was sacrificing myself to be able to pay the rent, you were living the high life.
00:38:03And by the way, who the hell is the father?
00:38:10I can't take it anymore.
00:38:11I want to know who the father of that little creature is.
00:38:14Because I'm going to knock his teeth out.
00:38:16And on top of that, it will get so cold.
00:38:17Don't tell her, Susana.
00:38:19But how can you do this to a decent man?
00:38:21So you think it's immoral and a crime that I could have had, well, a slip-up
00:38:28with a gentleman.
00:38:29Man?
00:38:30And you don't attach any importance to all the trouble you have with Swedish, German, and Danish women.
00:38:34Naturally, because it's not the same thing.
00:38:35How are you going to compare?
00:38:36I am a man and you are a woman.
00:38:39My wife.
00:38:40Ah, of course.
00:38:40The law of the funnel, isn't it?
00:38:41Neither funnel nor bagpipes, no matter what I do.
00:38:43I can never get pregnant.
00:38:45You're right about that.
00:38:47I already told you, all men are scoundrels.
00:38:49Of all of them?
00:38:50You too.
00:38:51Let's not talk anymore.
00:38:52I have been wronged in this house.
00:38:55And if I lack it, it means I'm superfluous.
00:38:57Where are you going?
00:38:57Time to pack my things.
00:38:58I can't live one more minute under the floor of this house.
00:39:01No, no, no, no.
00:39:02I meant about the roof.
00:39:03Under the roof, on the ground.
00:39:05Come to an agreement.
00:39:06One way or the other.
00:39:06I can't continue living here.
00:39:08Well, to live, to live.
00:39:10You haven't lived long.
00:39:11Well, from now on, nothing.
00:39:13Bye bye.
00:39:16Martina.
00:39:18Martina, I'll never see him again.
00:39:19You're going to see him right now, because he's gone into the closet.
00:39:25But who thought it was a good idea to put a wardrobe here?
00:39:27How ridiculous.
00:39:30What's leaving?
00:39:31He's not going anywhere, you don't know men.
00:39:33But I know Manolo, and this is outrageous.
00:39:35Barbarity?
00:39:35That's what all women should do.
00:39:37To the husbands, who leave us alone at home all day,
00:39:39under the pretext that they are going to work.
00:39:41I'm going to work, honey.
00:39:42You can ask at the store, I get off at eight.
00:39:44You shut up.
00:39:44I don't want her to leave, I'm going to tell her the truth.
00:39:46If not, he's going to leave, you'll see.
00:39:47Now he'll come out asking where he kept his grey socks.
00:39:59It's over.
00:40:08The keys.
00:40:12Oh, and for the record, I'm missing six pairs of gray socks.
00:40:18Listen, Manolo.
00:40:19Good morning.
00:40:20It's just a figure of speech.
00:40:22Oh, and good health to raise him, ma'am.
00:40:34Yes, I knew it didn't add up.
00:40:37He confessed everything with cynicism.
00:40:41And what do you plan to do?
00:40:42Don't know.
00:40:43I will return to Torremolinos.
00:40:45Clear.
00:40:45There with so many girls.
00:40:47Shut up, man, shut up.
00:40:47How am I supposed to think about a girl now?
00:40:48Unclear.
00:40:49If you have to stay in Madrid for a while,
00:40:51You can come to my apartment.
00:40:52I have two beds.
00:40:53Yes, thank you.
00:40:54Because before I leave I want to talk to a lawyer.
00:40:56So that?
00:40:57Now they say you can get a divorce in Biarritz.
00:41:00So close?
00:41:01Yes, I don't think so.
00:41:02No?
00:41:03But I know someone who...
00:41:05Did she get divorced?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:06No, no, a lawyer.
00:41:08He was the one who arranged my sister's separation.
00:41:10A smart guy.
00:41:12Hey, look, he got a pension of 25,000 a month from her.
00:41:15The apartment is for her.
00:41:16The apartment in Benidorm, for her.
00:41:18The car, for her.
00:41:19The pressure cooker is for him.
00:41:20But what did your brother-in-law do?
00:41:21Did he kill your father?
00:41:22No, he was a scoundrel.
00:41:24But he left her on the street.
00:41:25With one hand in front and the other behind.
00:41:27Geez.
00:41:28Well, if she takes it like that, with me...
00:41:31No, man.
00:41:32Yours is different from you.
00:41:33You're the one who's been cheated on.
00:41:35Hey, Faustino!
00:41:36Don't bother, for goodness' sake.
00:41:37I meant well.
00:41:40And how do I tell the lawyer?
00:41:43Because you have to have a face of steel to say...
00:41:46Look, my wife...
00:41:48Tururu!
00:41:49Yes, it looks bad.
00:41:52But if you want, I'll go with you.
00:41:53And we can tell you that this has happened to a friend of ours.
00:41:56To another.
00:41:57And the crazy thing is that my friend hadn't...
00:42:00Well, since New Year's Eve, with his wife, no...
00:42:03There had been no physical contact.
00:42:06Neither physical nor chemical, no sir.
00:42:08And now she comes out saying she's two months pregnant.
00:42:11Very good!
00:42:12Great.
00:42:12Man, great.
00:42:13I mean to say that this is a case of blatant adultery.
00:42:16That's what we thought.
00:42:18You can request a separation and even initiate criminal proceedings.
00:42:22In other words, put her in jail.
00:42:24No no.
00:42:26That penalty is no longer applied.
00:42:28But I suppose his friend won't be willing to give him the food.
00:42:32Well, not quite like letting her starve to death.
00:42:34I am referring to the pension that the husband must pay to the wife.
00:42:37Oh no, no, no, not a penny. That's as far as we'd go.
00:42:40Excuse me.
00:42:43This is going well, huh?
00:42:45Don Antonio, Mr. Pardo for the 2nd.
00:42:46Sorry.
00:42:49How are you, my friend?
00:42:51Well, no, I don't have good news for you.
00:42:55I think his wife is going to win the lawsuit.
00:42:58Yes, remember I already warned you.
00:42:59Don't be fooled, don't be fooled.
00:43:03Of course, it's just that women approach things in a certain way.
00:43:05They get all affectionate, shed a few tears, and before you know it, they've got you wrapped around their little finger.
00:43:11Yes, I suppose he'll have to give her about 30,000 a month.
00:43:16Anyway, I'll let him know.
00:43:18Thank you, it's a pleasure.
00:43:22So, so if I lose the case...
00:43:25Come on, if my friend loses it, it could cost him 30,000 pesetas.
00:43:31It depends on which spouse is guilty.
00:43:34There is a delicate point that needs to be clarified.
00:43:39His friend will not have committed cruelty.
00:43:45Well, he smokes.
00:43:46And a drink or two.
00:43:48And girls who...
00:43:49Yes, yes, well...
00:43:50Come on, come on...
00:43:52But there's a difference between that and being a vicious person.
00:43:57Cruelty is physical or moral mistreatment.
00:44:00Oh no, not to hit him at all.
00:44:02He is not homosexual either.
00:44:04Man.
00:44:05He'll come back, I don't know.
00:44:06What do you mean you don't know?
00:44:07It's a male.
00:44:08It's about the other one, the other one.
00:44:09I say this because if either of these two cases occurs, we would lose the case.
00:44:13And it would be a shame, really, because after being cuckolded, he'd be beaten...
00:44:17Hey, hey, let's see how we talk.
00:44:19It's just that one has already seen so many shameful cases.
00:44:22Husbands who put up with...
00:44:24Let's say that unworthy weight with endurance.
00:44:28Well, not me, I can't stand it at all.
00:44:30Because it's me, you understand?
00:44:31The one with the unworthy weight.
00:44:33It's me.
00:44:34The other one is this.
00:44:35Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:44:37That's different, you see.
00:44:38If it's you, things change.
00:44:40You have a noble, dignified, manly appearance.
00:44:43We will go all the way.
00:44:46What is the adulteress's name?
00:44:48That can't be, he's gone crazy.
00:44:50Ma'am, my client is absolutely right.
00:44:53Adultery, in addition to being a cause of separation, is a crime.
00:44:56No, but if I don't...
00:44:57You've been in an interesting situation for two months, and it's been four months since you last saw your husband.
00:45:02My husband is a jerk.
00:45:03Yes, but that's not reason enough to...
00:45:06No, no, absolutely not, if Manolo takes it like this...
00:45:08And how do you want me to take it?
00:45:10Shut up!
00:45:11You know nothing.
00:45:12This needs to be clarified immediately.
00:45:13I have come to visit you precisely for this purpose.
00:45:15And I would like to recommend this colleague to you.
00:45:17His name is Pérez Canalejas, like mine.
00:45:18It's not a coincidence.
00:45:20He's my brother.
00:45:21That way, cases are resolved within the family, and we reach an agreement in no time.
00:45:24I don't need a lawyer.
00:45:25What I want is to talk to my husband immediately.
00:45:50What are you doing there?
00:45:51Shh!
00:45:52She is taking a shower.
00:45:53Who?
00:45:54To me, she looked like Raquel Wells.
00:45:56It's way bigger than my head.
00:46:02Where did it come from?
00:46:04Yes, he's been asking about you.
00:46:07Why don't we make these locks bigger?
00:46:13But why, Manolo?
00:46:14What are you giving them?
00:46:15Because there's another one in the kitchen.
00:46:17He says he wants to make you a fondue.
00:46:18A fonda.
00:46:20What is a fondi, Manolo?
00:46:21Anything French?
00:46:22A fonda?
00:46:24That's Ingrid.
00:46:25Or maybe it's Gretel.
00:46:26Anyway, they come at the most inopportune moment.
00:46:28Manolin, handsome.
00:46:29Manolin.
00:46:31For your father, Manolo.
00:46:32Pass me the genre.
00:46:33Recommend me something, because since I did my military service in Ceuta I haven't had any luck.
00:46:36Well, I'll give it to you.
00:46:38You're a friend.
00:46:42I'm not telling you.
00:46:43Dance, okay?
00:46:44Dance.
00:46:45Mainly!
00:46:46Your kiss more!
00:46:48Come on, let's go!
00:46:54But what are you doing here?
00:46:55What have you come for?
00:46:56There are already very sad windmills there.
00:46:59Introduce me.
00:47:00So, the one in the shower?
00:47:01It's Paula, but I got here first.
00:47:03Yes, it arrived and it's here.
00:47:04I have a gift.
00:47:07And it makes me nervous.
00:47:08It's just that the stranger doesn't stop.
00:47:10Look.
00:47:11Look at that foreigner.
00:47:13Ugh, you disgust me!
00:47:16I'll give you something, but she, she won't...
00:47:19We're already on the topic of folklore!
00:47:20So, you pick up women like Manolo Escobar.
00:47:22I'm a real ladies' man.
00:47:23Find them a four-star hotel.
00:47:25But why are they leaving, Manolo?
00:47:26Why are they leaving, my poor little thing?
00:47:27We can all get along just fine here, the four of us.
00:47:28Look, I'll choose you first, Manolo.
00:47:30I'll keep the one you have left over without even looking at it.
00:47:33No way!
00:47:34Manolo, handsome, have mercy on my friend.
00:47:35Cano, cano, cano!
00:47:37What did he tell you he couldn't do?
00:47:37Hey, I'm going to get some sangria and some champagne
00:47:39and we organized it.
00:47:41Long live your father, the one from West Berlin.
00:47:43I'll be back right away.
00:47:43I'm going to get some food and that's it.
00:47:46Olé!
00:47:46And to think that this is what I've loved all my life
00:47:48And that's it, but now...
00:47:49Tacata!
00:47:50Olé!
00:47:51Live, free!
00:47:54Manolo?
00:47:55One more.
00:47:55This is the untying.
00:47:56Two for you, and you can give me the loose one.
00:47:58Okay?
00:47:59Oh, Manolo!
00:48:00Oh, I have come for you!
00:48:04My darling!
00:48:05And how wonderful!
00:48:07Hey, if they find out at the ministry,
00:48:08They give you the medal for tourism merit
00:48:10Ten Spaniards like you and we'll leave Europe empty.
00:48:13I'll be right back!
00:48:14Fly, fly!
00:48:16Goodbye, goodbye!
00:48:17One moment!
00:48:18One moment!
00:48:20One moment!
00:48:20One moment!
00:48:20Get in line!
00:48:20One moment!
00:48:21No queue or anything!
00:48:22You can pick up your things right now.
00:48:24And the three of you go back to your village.
00:48:25No!
00:48:26We want emptiness!
00:48:27San Isidoro races!
00:48:29Goes!
00:48:32Let's not start!
00:48:34Let's not start!
00:48:34The situation is far from ideal!
00:48:36First, we brake!
00:48:37Cheese bottom!
00:48:38That!
00:48:38You prepare dinner and you help her!
00:48:40Wow!
00:48:41Wow!
00:48:43Wow!
00:48:44Then, Manolo Lanui.
00:48:46Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, inside, inside.
00:48:49I'm the one going to a hotel.
00:49:01Now that idiot Faustino has forgotten the key.
00:49:10Susan!
00:49:14What are you doing here?
00:49:17I want to talk to you.
00:49:19Well, let's go to a coffee shop.
00:49:20No, I prefer it to be here.
00:49:21Look here.
00:49:22I have something very important to say.
00:49:24Yes, yes, you'll see.
00:49:26Look here.
00:49:27It's very cold here.
00:49:30Better.
00:49:31I'm feeling out of breath.
00:49:32Well, it's very cold.
00:49:37But suddenly you start to sweat.
00:49:39I know a tavern.
00:49:40No, I prefer it to be here.
00:49:42I want it to be just the two of us.
00:49:44Well yes.
00:49:46So, let's go to the Prado Museum,
00:49:47At this hour, only the guards are here, right?
00:49:49Go on.
00:49:51Manolo, please.
00:50:06Your lawyer came to see me this morning.
00:50:10He told me that you have requested a legal separation.
00:50:12I went to the agency to look for you and they told me you lived...
00:50:18But what are you doing?
00:50:19Exercise.
00:50:21A Norwegian doctor recommended it to me.
00:50:23who came to spend some time at Porta del Sol.
00:50:26But keep going, keep going.
00:50:28Never...
00:50:28I never thought we could get to this point.
00:50:31Neither do I.
00:50:33Come, sit here.
00:50:35No no.
00:50:38The thing is...
00:50:39You'll see.
00:50:44I always...
00:50:46I sit here...
00:50:49To avoid drafts.
00:50:51For a long time?
00:50:52The lawyer told me we should keep our distance.
00:50:56You there, me there.
00:51:02He...
00:51:04I've come to tell you the truth.
00:51:08It was my sister's fault.
00:51:11It seemed absurd to me, but...
00:51:14She insisted it was the best solution.
00:51:15And since you were taking so long...
00:51:20Whose suitcase is this?
00:51:22Hey?
00:51:26From Faustino.
00:51:28He's a colleague from the office.
00:51:30The apartment is yours.
00:51:32And is this suitcase Faustino's?
00:51:34Yes of course.
00:51:35From Faustino.
00:51:35Already.
00:51:36He's a very good boy.
00:51:37High.
00:51:38But a very good boy.
00:51:40Take.
00:51:41Very nice boy.
00:51:42Stop him.
00:51:43Although a little odd.
00:51:44Is he so weird that he sleeps with this on?
00:51:47What do you want, daughter?
00:51:49He has quirks.
00:51:50That.
00:51:50And false eyelashes are her weakness.
00:51:56Does she also enjoy cooking?
00:51:57No.
00:51:58She is his sister.
00:51:59Who comes to make her food every day.
00:52:00A poor girl.
00:52:02Vizca.
00:52:02Short.
00:52:03Stutterer.
00:52:04Disgusting.
00:52:08And who's in the bathroom?
00:52:10Faustino's mother?
00:52:11His father.
00:52:12It's getting oiled.
00:52:13Manolo, Manolo.
00:52:14I want to go out.
00:52:15Where do you want the salt?
00:52:18The Stuttering Little Sister.
00:52:19He wants to go out.
00:52:23Leave her alone.
00:52:24Go downstairs and wait for me at the entrance.
00:52:25Oh!
00:52:26Oh!
00:52:27Manolo!
00:52:28Oh!
00:52:29Dear love.
00:52:31It has done you harm.
00:52:32It's devastated me.
00:52:34Excuse me.
00:52:35You too, Manolo Lanuit?
00:52:36I should have known.
00:52:37Oh, Susan!
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:42Manolo, a little one for us.
00:52:44Pondú is ready.
00:52:46I came here like a fool to ask for your forgiveness.
00:52:48Tri!
00:52:49Poderillo.
00:52:50Wait.
00:52:51What did you have to tell me?
00:52:52I'm getting more pregnant every day, and I hope it's triplets.
00:52:57Other!
00:52:58That way we both play one per person.
00:53:00You must be Faustino, right?
00:53:01Yeah.
00:53:01You've already told him about me.
00:53:02Thank you, Manolo.
00:53:03Hey?
00:53:04Butterfly!
00:53:05Oh, Little Chestnut!
00:53:07And without warning.
00:53:08You treacherously, Manolo!
00:53:09Treacherously!
00:53:12Ah!
00:53:28Treacherously!
00:53:56Three chocolates and he'll send them to me at a hotel.
00:53:59Unfortunate.
00:54:40Unfortunate.
00:54:52Unfortunate.
00:54:57Unfortunate.
00:54:58Unfortunate.
00:54:58Unfortunate.
00:55:03Unfortunate.
00:55:04Unfortunate.
00:55:04Unfortunate.
00:55:05Unfortunate.
00:55:09Unfortunate.
00:55:09Unfortunate.
00:55:10Unfortunate.
00:55:16Unfortunate.
00:55:16Unfortunate.
00:55:17Unfortunate.
00:55:17Unfortunate.
00:55:20Unfortunate.
00:55:21Unfortunate.
00:55:22Unfortunate.
00:55:23Unfortunate.
00:55:26Unfortunate.
00:55:56Thanks for watching the video.
00:56:25Thanks for watching the video.
00:56:57Thanks for watching the video.
00:57:25Thanks for watching the video.
00:57:57Thanks for watching the video.
00:57:57Where are you going?
00:58:00Where am I going to go?
00:58:01Do you really think a normal guy like me can sleep after the awful thing you did to me?
00:58:05Well, put three chocolates right in front of someone's nose, let them get their hopes up, and then—bam!—Off to a hotel...
00:58:11Four stars!
00:58:12Where am I going? Where am I going to go? To take a cold shower!
00:58:31Oh, what's going on? We're not the firemen!
00:59:06Who is it?
00:59:06That's what they want from us. Why are they like children? Well, like silly children.
00:59:11Hey, and don't tell her the truth, huh? You're pregnant, aren't you? Well, gain weight, it's your duty.
00:59:17Let's see what face he makes when the baby is born.
00:59:19But which child? Whoever it is! But that rascal isn't laughing at you. Tomorrow I'll go to your house with
00:59:25Reinforcements. Alright, goodbye!
00:59:28What happens now?
00:59:29Nothing, my sister, who now says she's in love with her husband.
00:59:32How old-fashioned! That's so outdated. And to tell us things like that, he calls us at three o'clock
00:59:38morning?
00:59:39He just can't sleep.
00:59:41Neither do we, because we're pregnant.
00:59:55Wait, woman, let me speak.
00:59:56You and I have already said everything to each other.
00:59:58I'm warning you that I've only come to collect my things and to explain about...
01:00:01Last night, huh? What are you going to tell me? That those three whores were your grandma's sisters?
01:00:06Don't make fun of me. I know I've done a lot of stupid things, but I swear you're wrong this time.
01:00:12Don't get tired. You're not going to convince me.
01:00:14I didn't take those girls there. On the contrary, I threw them out onto the street.
01:00:21And I haven't slept a wink all night.
01:00:23I believe that.
01:00:24I was thinking about you.
01:00:26How happy we have been.
01:00:29You too, don't deny it.
01:00:31You have been very happy too.
01:00:33Manolo, Manolo, don't start.
01:00:35No no.
01:00:36If I admit that I was at fault.
01:00:39I don't know why.
01:00:41Maybe I'm just not ready to be a husband.
01:00:43Or because I'm so stupid that when a girl approaches me
01:00:46and looks at me with tender eyes.
01:00:56But I love you.
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:59You're trying to kill me with grief.
01:01:03If we had had a child.
01:01:06Of course, this isn't the best time to talk about that.
01:01:12Because what you've done is very serious.
01:01:18And with each passing day, he will get fatter.
01:01:24But I admit that...
01:01:26that all we have lost
01:01:28I'm the one who ruined it.
01:01:32Because I'm an idiot.
01:01:39I wanted to phone you last night.
01:01:42But...
01:01:43I thought it was better to tell you in person.
01:01:47And I'm glad, you see.
01:01:51Because you look prettier.
01:01:55Yeah.
01:01:58It suits you.
01:02:02Come on, that one, the...
01:02:08Well.
01:02:10I'm going to pick up my things.
01:02:15In...
01:02:16In the bedroom.
01:02:19You have the suitcases.
01:02:21Thank you.
01:02:46That's true what you said.
01:02:48If I'm going to leave...
01:02:50They're going to legally separate us...
01:02:52Why would I lie to you now if it's too late to fix it?
01:02:55I think I've told you everything.
01:02:56Up to half a dozen grey socks.
01:02:59Where were they?
01:03:00There, where always.
01:03:01But you never find anything.
01:03:12In case it rains.
01:03:16Are you interested in any of the furniture?
01:03:18Your lawyer says they are marital property.
01:03:21We'll have to divide them up.
01:03:22Since we still have 40 installments to pay...
01:03:24It would be best if we split up...
01:03:26the letters.
01:03:28Manolo.
01:03:30Manolo, are you truly sorry?
01:03:34But it's too late.
01:03:36Weren't you going to be convinced?
01:03:38The only thing preventing us from starting over is me.
01:03:43Well, the child.
01:03:46Man, what do you think?
01:03:49We're waiting for him to be born and we'll call him Manolito.
01:03:51If the child is the only obstacle...
01:03:53We make it disappear whenever you want.
01:03:57What are you saying?
01:03:58I'll be a scoundrel, a virgin, an adulterer...
01:04:01But never a murderer.
01:04:03You haven't understood me.
01:04:04Did I not understand you?
01:04:05You see, I'd rather he be born, be chubby, and look like you.
01:04:08Even if they call me...
01:04:10Manolo the Dinosaur.
01:04:12They're not going to be stupid.
01:04:14No!
01:04:14I forbid you from doing something outrageous.
01:04:16I won't have to do anything...
01:04:18because I'm not going to have any children.
01:04:20Oh, come on.
01:04:21I'm not pregnant.
01:04:23Hey, wait, but how is it possible that such a sweet, sensible, so, so, so, so... woman
01:04:28What did you say?
01:04:29I'm not pregnant.
01:04:31But what about the analyses that I've seen?
01:04:34And the frogs?
01:04:35And what about the rabbits, huh?
01:04:36In the countryside eating grass.
01:04:37No, no, no, no, I don't understand.
01:04:42So that's why...
01:04:44But did you really think he was capable of doing something like that to you?
01:04:47Although you deserved it, you know?
01:04:48Because you're a scoundrel, a rogue, and a shameless person.
01:04:54Susana.
01:04:54But I don't care because I love you.
01:04:56And I don't know why.
01:04:58In Malaga they said I'm a sexy man like Steve McQueen.
01:05:02Susana, where have you gone?
01:05:04Look what I've brought you.
01:05:06Oh, but what's this "generated" thing doing here?
01:05:08But what is that?
01:05:09At first glance it looks like a baby carriage, doesn't it?
01:05:13Aunt Martina's gift for whatever comes.
01:05:15Martina, I've told her everything.
01:05:16All?
01:05:17Daughter, you're not morbid or anything.
01:05:20Don't talk nonsense.
01:05:21But let's see, let me find out.
01:05:23Why do you want that little car?
01:05:25Because it won't be for selling peanuts, will it?
01:05:27Don't listen to that crazy woman.
01:05:28It's because they grow after they are born.
01:05:30And since they are heavy, they have to be carried somehow.
01:05:33So, that photo novel you told me about?
01:05:36I swear to you that it's not true.
01:05:37Now I understand everything.
01:05:39What you wanted was to soften me up so that I would pay you child support.
01:05:42Yes, the lawyer already warned me about that.
01:05:43Don't be fooled, don't be fooled.
01:05:45And you almost got me into trouble.
01:05:46Ah, but the gentleman here didn't know what it was going to be.
01:05:49Dad?
01:05:50Manolo, I'll explain to you that no...
01:05:51Don't bother, I'm leaving right now.
01:05:54And with their heads held high.
01:05:56Yes, well don't lift it too high.
01:05:58Because?
01:05:59Because you can get it caught on the frame.
01:06:04Goodbye forever, adulteress!
01:06:07Child killer!
01:06:17Oh, I don't know what would become of you if I weren't here to fix things.
01:06:21Right, Maja?
01:06:34Manolo, what are you doing here?
01:06:35Yes, like me here, right?
01:06:37Come here.
01:06:38Come here.
01:06:39I'm going to kill you.
01:06:40Don't run away from me, it's worse.
01:06:42No!
01:06:43Pelayo!
01:06:45Manolo, don't make my gender dizzy.
01:06:46Pelayo, don't beat around the bush!
01:06:48Pelayo, it's you!
01:06:49Pelayo!
01:06:50Right now, without wasting a minute, you're going to tell me who the bastard is who had anything to do with my
01:06:56women.
01:06:56I wasn't there at that time.
01:06:57No, I wasn't there!
01:06:59Calm down, Manolo, I'm risking my job!
01:07:01No, no, sir!
01:07:02I have nothing left of this genre that I used to wear.
01:07:04Any complaints, Sanchez?
01:07:05No, no, here's the gentleman who wants a jacket.
01:07:07A jacket.
01:07:08I think she'll really like this one.
01:07:10Go ahead, try it on.
01:07:11Would the gentleman like to accompany me here to the mirror?
01:07:13It's a moment.
01:07:14Go on, try it on for my father, because I'm getting fired and we can't have visitors.
01:07:17Are you going to tell him who he is once and for all?
01:07:18Yes, but help me.
01:07:21I think he's going to like it a lot.
01:07:23It's the latest trend!
01:07:24Oh, you'll be the one to scream the last straw if you don't tell me who that scoundrel is!
01:07:27Yes, but shut up and try it on, try it on.
01:07:29Look, it suits her very well, very well indeed.
01:07:33Loose, comfortable, I'd say.
01:07:35Name that scoundrel or I'll strangle you?
01:07:37Calm down, I'll tell you everything.
01:07:38Look, sir, I think with a few slight modifications...
01:07:42Who is it?
01:07:43Nobody.
01:07:44Is he nobody?
01:07:45I've heard that story before.
01:07:46Yes, she is not pregnant.
01:07:47It was all my wife's invention.
01:07:49He says that...
01:07:50to teach you a lesson.
01:07:56No.
01:07:58No, no, it's possible.
01:08:01Look, I'm a man who's easygoing.
01:08:06Well, wide and long.
01:08:08But this...
01:08:10What they've done to me...
01:08:14It's a...
01:08:15No tacos, Manolo, or I'll get fired.
01:08:17Manolo, no tacos, no tacos, they'll kick me out.
01:08:18Your wife and mine have had fun at my expense, haven't they?
01:08:21Well, you know what I say?
01:08:23From today onwards, nobody laughs at me.
01:08:25But nobody.
01:08:27Manolo, Manolo, the jacket.
01:08:30So, you don't want to go to court.
01:08:33Another one who's backing out on me.
01:08:34I won't back down.
01:08:35The thing is, I don't want paperwork and lawsuits.
01:08:36And the person in question over here and the alimony over there.
01:08:39I'll get straight to the point.
01:08:40Well, as a lawyer, tell me, how many years can someone get for killing their sister-in-law?
01:08:47But the adulteress was not his wife.
01:08:49That's another matter.
01:08:52How old can I get?
01:08:54Well, it depends.
01:08:57At night?
01:08:58Treachery?
01:08:59Yes, yes, I climb, premeditation, everything included.
01:09:02And that's how I kill her whenever I feel like it.
01:09:05How many years?
01:09:06Twenty.
01:09:08Well, it's twenty-five minutes late.
01:09:10Don't you know what he wants?
01:09:11No, he called me on the phone and said he wanted to talk to us.
01:09:14With me too?
01:09:15Yeah.
01:09:16How odd.
01:09:18Let me open it, Manolo is very rough.
01:09:20And since he has nothing against me...
01:09:28Dear Martina.
01:09:35Where is my little wife?
01:09:38Oops!
01:09:39If she's here, sitting down.
01:09:42Dear Susana.
01:09:44You'll be surprised by my visit, but I think we've behaved like two little kids.
01:09:48Ultimately, what happened is unimportant.
01:09:52How are you handling that? Fine. Great.
01:09:55What's this kissy-face saying?
01:09:57We are civilized beings, aren't we?
01:09:59Spain's economic situation is leading us to erase the Pyrenees from the map and move towards the common market.
01:10:06Yeah, and you're going to Brussels, right?
01:10:08No.
01:10:13I'm coming to live in my own house.
01:10:15Here?
01:10:16And why not? What happened?
01:10:17That my wife has had an affair?
01:10:19So what? We have to be European.
01:10:23Europeans? And something else, too.
01:10:25You see? The same old misunderstanding.
01:10:28The dark side of Spain that has harmed us so much abroad.
01:10:31Manolo!
01:10:32Yes, yes, yes, I know what you're going to say.
01:10:34The father of that little creature cannot live apart from you and his son, I understand.
01:10:39The one who doesn't understand, the one who doesn't understand anything, is me.
01:10:41I've thought about it a lot, believe me.
01:10:43And I know I have no right to separate you.
01:10:46That's why I've decided to bring that great dad.
01:10:50We will all live here together.
01:10:54All together?
01:10:55It's natural.
01:10:56Because there was a moment, a moment of madness, when I even thought, just imagine how twisted I am,
01:11:06that all this was nothing more than a joke.
01:11:08Well, if you only thought about it for a moment.
01:11:10Just thinking about it made me feel so excited that I went into a gun shop and bought this.
01:11:17Oh, what nonsense!
01:11:19But that's because it was going to be a joke.
01:11:20That's what I say.
01:11:22Because dishonor can be forgiven.
01:11:25But not the joking around!
01:11:26Oh, right, right!
01:11:28And who would be capable?
01:11:29Not me, certainly.
01:11:30And neither is your wife.
01:11:31Better, because with the gun in my pocket I went to see the lawyer
01:11:34And he told me that for killing your wife you could get ten years, if you ask me.
01:11:40But to kill a sister-in-law!
01:11:42And an accomplice too!
01:11:45It's practically free!
01:11:47Yeah!
01:11:48Well, where are you going to end up?
01:11:50Very simple.
01:11:51You're going to have a child, aren't you?
01:11:52Well, together we will make sure it grows up strong and healthy like a little apple.
01:11:57Because that's what we want, right?
01:11:58Oh, do the math!
01:11:59My dear nephew.
01:12:01What needs to be done?
01:12:02Improve the breed.
01:12:05Look.
01:12:06Pregnancy day by day.
01:12:08It includes the entire program for the nine months.
01:12:12Exercise, fresh air, diet.
01:12:14We'll start tomorrow.
01:12:15You need to strengthen yourself for what's to come.
01:12:18And you too!
01:12:19I?
01:12:19Yes, you.
01:12:20Because one day, when we least expect it, Pelayo will surprise us.
01:12:23The truth is that Pelayo isn't up for much.
01:12:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:29If you're the one who's going to jog.
01:12:37Oh, my love!
01:12:39Oh!
01:12:45Oh, my love!
01:12:47Look at me!
01:12:47Oh, sitting down!
01:12:50You're two minutes late, Ada.
01:12:51Let's see if you recover this time around.
01:12:53You will definitely recover.
01:12:54You'll see!
01:12:55There's simply no one fatter!
01:12:57Let me!
01:12:57One, two, ring!
01:12:58Oh, what's gotten into me!
01:12:59Hang in there, shake!
01:13:00One, two, ring!
01:13:01Faster!
01:13:02Loading step!
01:13:03Faster!
01:13:03One, two, ring!
01:13:05One, two, ring!
01:13:10And you have to talk to him, Susana.
01:13:12He's training us as if we were going to play in the Cup Winners' Cup.
01:13:15Leave it, I find it amusing.
01:13:16And it's healthy too.
01:13:17Yes, healthy.
01:13:17But I already have muscle soreness even in my bangs.
01:13:20All!
01:13:20Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's enough, that's enough.
01:13:22Less talk, more muscle.
01:13:24One, two, ring!
01:13:27Two, in, hoop!
01:13:28One, two, ring!
01:13:31One, two, ring!
01:13:35Oh, what a wretch!
01:13:37If only we had the luck that Serpito swallows.
01:13:39Don't talk, it'll only make things worse!
01:13:46Dinco!
01:13:47Ninety-five already!
01:13:48Ninety-five!
01:13:49Ninety-five!
01:13:51Ninety-five!
01:13:53No no!
01:13:53Not like that!
01:13:55Faster!
01:13:56Let's see.
01:13:57Bacon, hino, hino, hino, hino, hino, hino, hino, hino, hino, hino, hino.
01:14:02And so on up to 500.
01:14:03You'll see.
01:14:04Now I triangle them like the two of them.
01:14:06Cristina!
01:14:06Let me!
01:14:10Now let's move on to the second exercise for painless childbirth.
01:14:15Shallow, radiant breathing.
01:14:17You have to make the little flame move, but not go out, understood?
01:14:20How difficult!
01:14:21Let's go.
01:14:24That's it, next.
01:14:27Ten minutes of blowing and two minutes of rest.
01:14:31That's not how you're going to give birth, like the book says.
01:14:33But if I, if I'm not there.
01:14:34No, I'm not responsible, you crazy fool!
01:14:37Turn it on!
01:14:38Turn it on or I'll light it for you with a shot!
01:14:39Yes, yes.
01:14:45You look like two poodles.
01:14:46By the way, I'll have to give you the rabies vaccine.
01:14:51Okay, let's move on to another, gentler exercise.
01:14:54Get the weights out!
01:15:05Manolo, you're a genius.
01:15:06I can never repay you for what you're doing for me.
01:15:08For you?
01:15:09Man, ever since training started, my wife is a different person.
01:15:12She arrives home exhausted.
01:15:13She crawls to the bed, lies down, and falls asleep.
01:15:16You can't even hear her!
01:15:17You wouldn't think of telling me.
01:15:19No, no, no, not even the word.
01:15:20How could I miss out on the life I'm living now?
01:15:22I'm even gaining weight.
01:15:26Hey, Manolo.
01:15:27What are you up to?
01:15:28Because I imagine your revenge won't be limited to giving them a gymnastic beating.
01:15:32No, man, no.
01:15:34This is nothing.
01:15:36You'll see, you'll see.
01:15:38You'll see.
01:15:39What are you cooking up, huh?
01:15:40What are you preparing?
01:15:41The grand finale.
01:15:45I can't take it anymore.
01:15:46I'll get out and tell him everything.
01:15:48You don't say anything.
01:15:49But...
01:15:50I want to know how far you'll go, you idiot.
01:15:52But you don't understand that when time passes and I see that it doesn't...
01:15:54Even if you don't gain weight, he's still going to shoot you.
01:15:57Oh, really?
01:15:58We'll see.
01:16:01Oh, I can't.
01:16:08Oh no, yes.
01:16:08This is the back, but from the bottom.
01:16:11Oh, Serrano ham, cheese, and almonds!
01:16:15Oh, the appetite I've developed thanks to sports!
01:16:18Pieta!
01:16:19No fats.
01:16:20Now I'll ask you for a tea with lemon.
01:16:22Oh, if possible I would prefer it with milk.
01:16:25That's it, you're getting bloated and poor Susana is on a diet.
01:16:27No.
01:16:28I'm going to have a tortilla sandwich.
01:16:30It's not in your best interest for the child to gain weight later on, and then it becomes incredibly difficult to let go.
01:16:35That.
01:16:35Yes, I know.
01:16:37But it's a craving.
01:16:38Hey?
01:16:41A what?
01:16:41A craving, a craving.
01:16:43And we're not going to let the child be born with a tortilla on his forehead?
01:16:46But how can it be a craving?
01:16:49Does it seem so strange to you in my state?
01:16:51You have no idea how grateful I am that you left the agency to come and take care of me.
01:16:55I was just telling Martina that, wasn't I?
01:16:57Yes, indeed.
01:16:59Why don't you order another tortilla?
01:17:01But let it be pickled.
01:17:03The only thing I feel is that Federico isn't here.
01:17:08Which Federico?
01:17:11The father of...
01:17:17Do you hear that, Pelayo?
01:17:21Can you hear it?
01:17:22Do you feel bad that the father of... isn't here?
01:17:25Whose dad, for crying out loud?
01:17:27Whose is it going to be?
01:17:29From our little one?
01:17:31From our little idiot!
01:17:34He would love this.
01:17:36Oh, really?
01:17:37Because?
01:17:37Because he is a sailor.
01:17:39Don't worry.
01:17:40You'll see how well you'll do.
01:17:42From a young age he had a great passion for theatre.
01:17:44I suppose you will only have to play this role today.
01:17:47Even if we reach one hundred performances.
01:17:49I'd make this decision for 20,000 pesos...
01:17:50Ah, everything, everything, everything.
01:17:51Well, we agreed on two or 20, but not now...
01:17:53Two, two, two, two.
01:17:53Don't go overboard either.
01:17:54You'll see what interpretation I'm going to give.
01:17:56I've actually made a list of nautical words.
01:17:58Look, but thank you.
01:17:59I vote for the chapiro.
01:18:00Damn the sea.
01:18:00Don't be long, my husband should be arriving any minute.
01:18:02Looking ahead at full sail.
01:18:03But aunt, don't clean me anymore.
01:18:04If he gets it dirty, they'll charge him double.
01:18:06Oh, if I could see your mother.
01:18:08So golden.
01:18:09I think we've gone too far, huh?
01:18:11This sailor thing is really serious.
01:18:12Yes, but I want you to know that I'm just teasing him.
01:18:14Yeah, but you told that cool guy that Manolo has a gun.
01:18:17No.
01:18:18Well, you see.
01:18:18Madam, look madam, it looks like you're going to sing a song.
01:18:24It's a little small, but you can't tell when I'm sitting down, you know?
01:18:28I vote with enthusiasm.
01:18:29It's on the list, huh?
01:18:30I can also say, by the mizzenmast post.
01:18:32Which of the two is further away?
01:18:34It's best if you speak little.
01:18:35But don't call each other "usted," it sounds strange.
01:18:37It's true.
01:18:38I loved you, doll.
01:18:39You can even call me Sinbad.
01:18:41Look.
01:18:41Oh, it must be Manolo.
01:18:43It makes me feel better.
01:18:43I take off my cap, I put it on, I take it off.
01:18:44Okay, take it off.
01:18:45You'd better put on a helmet.
01:18:47A helmet, yes.
01:18:48And why?
01:18:48Will you open a remedy?
01:18:49Yes, ma'am.
01:18:50Listen, good woman.
01:18:51I've thought about it when I refer to the child, haven't I?
01:18:53Call it the hammock.
01:18:54Oh, don't call him anything.
01:18:55No first or last name.
01:18:58Good morning.
01:18:59For now.
01:19:01Come in, darling.
01:19:05Is the lady there?
01:19:07Yes, sir, but...
01:19:08Well, go ahead and make some chamomile tea, but in the pressure cooker.
01:19:10Sit down for a moment, I need to prepare it first, okay?
01:19:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:19:20Man, one from the interior!
01:19:22Inside, inside!
01:19:24You are in your cabin.
01:19:25Ah, ah, ah, excuse me, I've come to the wrong floor.
01:19:28Oh, really?
01:19:28At the door.
01:19:29Excuse me, huh?
01:19:31Hey?
01:19:32Hey?
01:19:34No!
01:19:36I haven't made a mistake about anything.
01:19:40What are you doing in my house?
01:19:41By Neptune's beard.
01:19:43Where are you from?
01:19:45Into my arms.
01:19:46Dock here, cabin boy.
01:19:47What am I saying, mate?
01:19:48Buddy.
01:19:49What a generous heart!
01:19:50Don't tell me you're that Federico guy.
01:19:52Well, I am.
01:19:53M here.
01:19:54Susanita told me she was looking forward to meeting me.
01:19:56No, not you, your father.
01:19:57But it doesn't matter because soon even his father won't recognize him.
01:20:00The uniform.
01:20:01Shameless.
01:20:02No, it's the uniform!
01:20:03Women and children first!
01:20:04The bushes!
01:20:04The bushes!
01:20:05My braid!
01:20:06The bushes!
01:20:07The bushes!
01:20:08The bushes!
01:20:08The bushes!
01:20:09The bushes!
01:20:09The bushes!
01:20:10The bushes!
01:20:10The bushes!
01:20:11The bushes!
01:20:18Hey, Susana.
01:20:18Tell me right now who this idiot is!
01:20:21You already know!
01:20:22You were the one who told me I could come home and that the three of us would live together.
01:20:26This was not included in the two thousand presentations.
01:20:27How's my porthole?
01:20:28I thought, I thought it was something else.
01:20:33Because there's someone who's deceived me, and when I find him, but in the meantime, I'm going to start shooting.
01:20:40Just a moment, just a moment.
01:20:41No artillery here, I'm from the merchant marine.
01:20:42Listen, with a gun, no, this little rascal is a beast.
01:20:44Calm down, calm down.
01:20:45Hey?
01:20:45What are we going to do to my little farter?
01:20:47Damn gun!
01:20:48No, yes, don't worry!
01:20:49I'm just going to kill two or three and then we can continue chatting.
01:20:52Not the gun!
01:20:52The gun!
01:20:53Yeah!
01:20:54I prefer to be one of those who stay and chat, you know?
01:20:56Auntie, turn on the lights, because I'm going to look like the one-eyed man from Lepanto.
01:20:58Look at my eye, because I can't feel it.
01:21:00Yes, son, yes, just a little under the weather, but you know, it's a family thing.
01:21:04Sure, but don't forget that the violence has ended.
01:21:07Now everything will be cleared up and in peace.
01:21:08Where is the damn gun?
01:21:10Tell me, Manolo!
01:21:10I swear I didn't!
01:21:12Damn it!
01:21:12Already in Japan, kid.
01:21:14Leave me alone now, I have something more important to do.
01:21:16But who is that woman?
01:21:17Nobody, the mother of my son.
01:21:18Good heavens!
01:21:19I think it's spider crabs, but that wasn't on my list.
01:21:21Like the mother of your child?
01:21:25Naturally, because you thought he had forgiven you.
01:21:28I accepted your affair with Admiral Canaris so that you would pay me back in kind.
01:21:33One for one, one for one.
01:21:36No, watch out.
01:21:37Like an eye?
01:21:37No, I'm saying you don't say son, but eye.
01:21:39An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
01:21:41That's the word that's said.
01:21:42That's it!
01:21:43Damn it!
01:21:45Oh, this little guy is so strong!
01:21:49Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:54It's all your fault!
01:21:56No, it's Pelayo's fault, when he catches him!
01:21:59Oh, when I get hold of it!
01:22:00How wild!
01:22:01Still arguing.
01:22:02But when are you going to settle down?
01:22:05We don't know.
01:22:06You can start now.
01:22:08Oh, my little while!
01:22:09I'm going to kill myself!
01:22:12Auntie, they've sunk the bridge.
01:22:14The one in charge?
01:22:15No, the one in the back molars.
01:22:16Who has that?
01:22:23But hey, if everything's already clear, why are you leaving?
01:22:27Because what they've done to me is unspeakable, and if it has a name, it's very ugly.
01:22:30If they want something from me, they should look for me in Torremolinos.
01:22:32If you don't mind, we'd prefer to save ourselves the trip.
01:22:36We have nothing to talk about.
01:22:39How's it going?
01:22:41With a fracture of the ulna and radius, but oh well.
01:22:46I'm sorry, I thought you were pulling my leg too.
01:22:48The truth is that it was all a joke.
01:22:51Jopejo, what a joke!
01:22:52What do you say about the sailor?
01:22:53Well, the poor man has finally found peace.
01:22:55Hey?
01:22:56Is he dead?
01:22:56No, he has managed to get into the La Paz clinic.
01:22:59His jaw has been broken.
01:23:01When he was setting up the altar for me, he was left having a huge coffee with milk for breakfast.
01:23:06Don't go, Manolo.
01:23:07I swear my sister is less pregnant than you are.
01:23:09Hey?
01:23:10Man.
01:23:10I mean, your friend is German, because we already know the child was a surrogate.
01:23:15I don't trust him.
01:23:16Susana loves you, and you love her.
01:23:18You have to stay together.
01:23:19And I've already convinced her.
01:23:21And to put your mind at ease, she's willing to be examined by any obstetrician you choose.
01:23:24I still don't trust him.
01:23:26Manolo, if your wife is pregnant, I wish I would die right now.
01:23:37They've been in there for half an hour.
01:23:38Martina, are you sure this gynecologist is trustworthy?
01:23:41They say he is a first cousin of the one who takes care of Sophia Loren.
01:23:43I won't say any more.
01:23:45Come on, ma'am, don't worry.
01:23:46It's no big deal.
01:23:48Susana.
01:23:49Martina!
01:23:52But what happened?
01:23:53A minor dizziness.
01:23:55What's natural.
01:23:56Put it on the sofa.
01:23:57Give him some space.
01:23:57Sorry, but this plane doesn't have a propeller.
01:24:01But Martina, wake up.
01:24:03Wake up.
01:24:04But it's just that...
01:24:05How are you?
01:24:06Are you feeling better?
01:24:07Within reason.
01:24:09If you weren't expecting it, that's understandable.
01:24:11So it's because...
01:24:13Who is the husband?
01:24:14I am from this lady.
01:24:15No, the one I just recognized, the lady from Olmedillo.
01:24:20I?
01:24:21Well, congratulations.
01:24:22You are going to be a father.
01:24:24If you want, I'll make room for you.
01:24:25Hey?
01:24:31But that's not possible.
01:24:32All first-time parents say the same thing.
01:24:35No.
01:24:35They think it's a miracle.
01:24:36No.
01:24:36But you can rest assured.
01:24:38In his case, there is no doubt whatsoever.
01:24:40If you knew...
01:24:40Excuse me.
01:24:41I have another patient waiting for me.
01:24:43Lady.
01:24:44Thank you, doctor.
01:24:49But wretched woman, how could she have brought me here to do this little show?
01:24:53Hey?
01:24:55How long ago did you come from Torremolinos?
01:24:57I don't know, a month and a bit.
01:24:58So what the sailor said was true.
01:25:00And I took the bait...
01:25:01...like an idiot.
01:25:03Did the doctor tell you how many months pregnant I am?
01:25:06A sailor who didn't even have half a slap.
01:25:19Ten candles.
01:25:20Saint Rita, if you fix this for me, I'll light ten candles that are a meter and a half long.
01:25:33Doctor.
01:25:34Excuse me, doctor.
01:25:35Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:25:36Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me.
01:25:36It's a very important matter, doctor.
01:25:39How many months pregnant is my wife?
01:25:40A little over a month, but...
01:25:42So the child will be born?
01:25:44In February.
01:25:45But he has done us the favor of leaving.
01:25:46Yes, yes, sir.
01:25:47And thank you very much.
01:25:48You can't see me.
01:25:50But leave.
01:25:51Leave!
01:25:52And congratulations, ma'am.
01:25:53She's having twins again, at least.
01:25:55Go away, go away.
01:25:56Oh, my son.
01:25:57Excuse me, ma'am.
01:25:58Excuse me.
01:26:02And Susana?
01:26:02He's been thrown out onto the street.
01:26:03Out on the street?
01:26:04Yeah.
01:26:08Susana!
01:26:14Congratulations!
01:26:15Congratulations!
01:26:16Congratulations!
01:26:18Calm down, woman.
01:26:19Peaceful.
01:26:20Susana!
01:26:22Look!
01:26:24Dad, patriot!
01:26:24Let's keep it a short hour, okay?
01:26:26Thank you so much.
01:26:26I'm going to have a child too.
01:26:27Well, not me, my wife, of course.
01:26:29Susana!
01:26:32That's right, darling.
01:26:35I'm going to be a dad.
01:26:38Will you be able to forgive me?
01:26:40Can we start over?
01:26:42But nothing has happened.
01:26:45Now I will really take care of you.
01:26:47So that Manolito is born like an apple.
01:26:53And what about Manolo Lanuit?
01:26:54Manolo Lanuit?
01:26:55That's over.
01:26:57I'm taking the civil service exams tomorrow, working in the archives and library.
01:26:59Inoza!
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