00:00All right, Tyler, just share with us the people, I know, your weekend plans.
00:06You got a hot thing going tomorrow, don't you?
00:08Yeah, something I've never done.
00:10Something tomorrow, Saturday.
00:11First timer, Clint.
00:13Yeah, yeah.
00:13I've never done an event like this, but me and my little brother, his wife, and my wife, we're going
00:17to go enjoy it.
00:18Should be a good time.
00:19It's going to disgust, Clint Sterner.
00:21Well, let me decide that.
00:23What is it?
00:23I'm going to check out the old Corgi races out at the Sam Houston Race Park, man.
00:31You know what breed of dog that is?
00:33Yes, it's a weenie dog on steroids.
00:36They're cute, little fluffy, stubby-legged.
00:39All joking aside, you could have picked any breed of dog you wanted to.
00:43That POS that chases me when I do my jog walk around my neighborhood out there, it's got Corgi in
00:49it.
00:49I didn't know it was a Corgi.
00:50Absolutely.
00:50They get around quick for having such stubby-ass legs.
00:53You're going to the Corgi races at Sam Houston.
00:56I've read this.
00:57By the way, still, guys.
00:58I mean, why do you think that would disgust?
01:00It doesn't disgust me.
01:01I mean, you look at him differently.
01:04I really thought it would disgust you.
01:04No, that don't surprise me one bit about Tyler.
01:07By the way, owners can still sign up their Corgis to compete in this year's fan-favorite events.
01:13Spots feel fast every year.
01:15Hell yeah, I bet.
01:16Once you register, participants will receive check-in information.
01:19Day of event instruction, race heats, assignments, day of event instruction.
01:22No, no, no.
01:23It's a big time.
01:24All joking aside, that sounds like a great date event.
01:27It's going to be fun, I think.
01:29It's going to be a hell of a...
01:29I mean, you've been bad on each race.
01:31A racetrack is fun.
01:32A racetrack is fun.
01:33You would go on?
01:34You would double date to go to the Corgi races?
01:37If my wife wanted to go, I'd probably entertain it.
01:41Again, this is the second time, Tyler.
01:43I'm not...
01:44Stunned by the hat.
01:46Now, if Tyler...
01:47With the Astros, the home run hat, I am stunned by this reaction.
01:49If Tyler takes his dog and has poopy bags following around at the horse track, then I'm made judging.
01:55But taking his wife to that and them having fun with it and drinking and having a good time,
01:59a little brother time together, a little family time together, brides will love it.
02:02Your first reaction was what I was thinking.
02:07But it had nothing to do with Tyler going.
02:08It was a Corgi.
02:10I'm picturing Corgis, the P.O.S. that chases me, but I'm picturing...
02:14They're on it.
02:15Wonder if he's racing.
02:16Are you...
02:17He needs to.
02:18No, his owner's on a breathing machine.
02:19She can't get him out there.
02:20Oh, yes.
02:21Me and my little brother, actually, we were just texting about how we're going to get
02:24at least a couple bets in on these races.
02:26Yeah, no, I could...
02:28I was just...
02:28The visual of Corgis racing at a horse track is funny.
02:31I mean, I wasn't laughing at the event.
02:33I mean, I think it's...
02:34I think they're funny-looking little dogs, man.
02:36Champ Slice, by the way, Tyler.
02:37T-Mill, I'm going to be at the Corgi races, too.
02:40Oh, what up, dude?
02:42Let's meet up and get a drink.
02:44Let's meet up.
02:45You see?
02:46Someone text in, Tyler's gambling at the Corgi races.
02:49Of course.
02:50Wherever he's at.
02:52I know this is your first time, but what do you think the turnout's going to be out for
02:56this one?
02:56Huge, I would imagine.
02:57You think so?
02:58Yeah.
02:59I mean, huge?
03:01I know there's horse races, like, between, I think, the little Corgis getting after it,
03:08but I really have no idea.
03:10So, it's a horse racing day with Corgis involved.
03:12It's Corgi day at the horse track.
03:14That's probably more fair.
03:16Yeah.
03:16Even better.
03:17See, so I don't think it's crazy.
03:18I have several questions.
03:19Like, how long is this, you think?
03:21How long do you think you guys...
03:22They've got to run them just straight away, right?
03:25It's got to be a 100-yard dash.
03:26No, I'm talking about how long do you think you're going to be at this race?
03:29Oh, okay.
03:29How long is this date?
03:31Is this an hour?
03:3234 hours?
03:32Oh, every bit of 34.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Yeah, you've got to go back and forth to the windows.
03:37There's 20 minutes between every race, and now they're adding a Corgi race to the horses.
03:40I mean...
03:41I feel like for that, for me, I've got to be two to three seats to the horse.
03:45Well, that's...
03:45Yeah.
03:46I'm going to get hammered.
03:48Most likely.
03:48I mean, we're going to have a damn good time.
03:52I know you are.
03:52The Corgiers...
03:53I think...
03:53But I think I'd rather it be like Dobermans or something running.
03:56Like, Corgiers are...
03:57I mean, like, let's add some more dogs.
03:58Let's add...
03:59No, the Greyhounds, that's too...
04:00That's too common.
04:01Let's...
04:01I mean, we...
04:02I think my parents used to bet on them Greyhounds.
04:04Let's get some Dobermans or let's get some...
04:06Let's get some meat eaters in there.
04:08Yeah, I like the...
04:08The Corgis is the one that's throwing me off.
04:11That was a...
04:12So squatty.
04:13That dog is...
04:14That one.
04:15I kind of want to see it.
04:16I hope you take some pictures.
04:17But that...
04:18Boy, you could not have picked a better breed.
04:20That son of a gun that chases me around that damn...
04:23Little legs move fast.
04:24I get hot, too.
04:25It's one of those where I'm almost ready to tell the owner, like, look, if I've got my
04:28little girls with me and this thing comes chasing after me, even if it scares them,
04:32I'm kicking the hell out of him.
04:34He almost hit...
04:35Like, no, I mean...
04:37I don't...
04:37She don't...
04:38He doesn't have to bite one of them for me to attack.
04:40I'm going to attack before my kids get eat up.
04:42All right.
04:43And it's a Corgi.
04:44It hasn't done anything to you yet.
04:46Just take it deep, man.
04:47Always walk in the damn neighborhood.
04:48Coming up, 5 o'clock fire.
04:51God, dog, man, you just turned it dark real quick.
04:545 o'clock fire.
