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04:33C'est bon. C'est bon. C'est bon.
04:36OK.
04:38Je ne sais pas si c'est bon, Deborah.
04:42Vous voyez, vous êtes ravi-tu déjà, non ?
04:44Je suis ravi-tu, oui, parce que je me imaginais l'awful silence.
04:48OK.
04:49Donc, je me suis dit, une de mes premières, j'ai pris bingo.
04:53Et le premier truc que j'ai appris est que tout le monde aime bien.
04:57Ils ne sont pas.
04:59.
05:02Parium sulphate, 28.
05:04.
05:07Ah, vous êtes un weird, man.
05:09Bien.
05:10Encoji, welcome.
05:11Ce n'est-ce que vous avez acheté?
05:14Un robot puppy.
05:15Il est.
05:16OK.
05:18Donc, je ne sais pas combien de personnes sont dans la rue,
05:20et je ne voudrais pas qu'il n'y a pas.
05:22Donc, six robot puppies,
05:24qui se fait des synchronises danses.
05:275, 6, 7, 8 !
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05:51Oui, j'ai été trainé pour les deux dernières semaines.
05:55Il a genouement.
05:56J'ai fait mes minds blow.
05:57Oui.
05:58OK.
05:59Lennie ?
05:59Vous beatz 7 dancing robot dogs ?
06:016.
06:03Non, si c'est 6, je peux.
06:12C'est très compliqué, parce que je suis l'unique ici,
06:15et j'ai sort de vouloir en quelque sorte.
06:17Donc, j'ai brought, euh, beer and cigarettes.
06:22LAUGHTER
06:28So, this is what Lennie's brought in.
06:33He walks into the room like that.
06:35And then, in actual fact, what's inside is this.
06:39And cigarettes.
06:42That's squash.
06:43There we go.
06:43LAUGHTER
06:49No, I cannot think of an event that wouldn't be made more fun
06:52by you turning up with cigarettes and beer.
06:56OK, wonderful. Steve.
06:59I've got the most venomous animal in the world in a jar.
07:02Someone's up the stakes.
07:05What is it?
07:06It's called an Irukandji.
07:07It's a kind of box jellyfish.
07:09And they are the most venomous creature in the world,
07:11with the power to stop a human heart
07:12faster than any other animal.
07:14Keep it light, man.
07:16LAUGHTER
07:18There it is.
07:18Oh, it's tiny.
07:20Would it kill someone?
07:21They absolutely can.
07:22But the venom gives you an impending sense of doom.
07:25So you have this overwhelming sensation
07:27that the world is going to end
07:29once you've been stung by an Irukandji.
07:30Is it the sort of feeling that Deborah's feeling
07:33just before the points are given?
07:34LAUGHTER
07:36OK, Zoe.
07:37I have brought with me a one-man band
07:40because I've always wanted one.
07:42Yeah.
07:43And I thought it would be quite, you know...
07:45Good to put it on the budget.
07:47LAUGHTER
07:48Who would not want that?
07:51I don't know.
07:52LAUGHTER
07:53I don't know whether I want Zoe Paul.
07:56LAUGHTER
07:56The knee could be banjo
07:59and the thing going on the back
08:00and then I want to work.
08:03LAUGHTER
08:05No, Zoe, I'm a big fan of your work,
08:07but I'm not going to find that fun.
08:10I had one at my wedding.
08:11I like them.
08:12First dance at that.
08:14LAUGHTER
08:16It's so weird.
08:18Right, we need to know which is the least fun.
08:21Well, you know which is the least fun.
08:23Deborah, you're off the mark with one point.
08:24Sorry, Deborah.
08:26Yours is tricky, Steve.
08:27Cos I think it's a remarkable thing to take to a party,
08:30but I think most people would go,
08:31he's a psychopath!
08:35But is it more fun than Zoe Ball with a one-man band?
08:39Yeah, it is more fun than that, yeah.
08:42Two points to Zoe, three points to Steve.
08:45OK, got it.
08:45Now we're up with the big guns.
08:48LAUGHTER
08:48I always knew it would come to this.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:52I can't separate them.
08:54Five points each.
08:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:01Right.
09:02It's Papa Tash time.
09:03What have you got, Alex?
09:04Well, Papa Greg, it's time for some Papa Doms.
09:21Oh, food.
09:22Food and letters.
09:23Food, letters and a glass.
09:24Yes.
09:25Is this your sort of thing?
09:27Um, Scrabble?
09:29Yeah.
09:30That's a coincidence.
09:31There's nothing like Scrabble.
09:32There's nothing like Scrabble?
09:33No.
09:34Do you use cloches a lot at home?
09:36No.
09:36Mum doesn't make milkshakes.
09:38She makes more like microwave meals and pot noodles.
09:41LAUGHTER
09:41Oh, I like something.
09:42What's under that?
09:43Oh.
09:45Ooh.
09:46Oh.
09:47Ooh!
09:48Are those Papa Doms?
09:49Maybe.
09:50Love a Papa Doms.
09:53I'm going to regret saying that, aren't I?
09:55Eat these Papa Doms.
09:57Hurrah!
09:59After each mouthful, you must use a letter of the alphabet from your vocabulary.
10:04Then either compliment Greg or insult Alex.
10:07I don't want to insult you.
10:09I like to be insulted.
10:10Oh, you like to be insulted.
10:11OK.
10:12Your insults and compliments must all be different.
10:16If you use a loss letter at any time, ten grams will be added to your final Papa Doms weight.
10:21Most Papa Doms eat and wins. You have a maximum of ten minutes.
10:25Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle.
10:29Like, let's say if I got rid of A, I can't say a word with A in it.
10:32Mm-hm.
10:33What?
10:35This is a travesty!
10:44Are you all Papa Doms fans?
10:46Uh-uh.
10:46Not anymore.
10:47Oh.
10:49Good.
10:49Well, I hope you've got some insults.
10:50I wrote a few down that you could have used.
10:53Wonky Tooth Sesame Street character, Cry Baby Longneck Andy Murray look-alike.
10:57These are just a few.
10:58Hair-covered horse dong.
11:00These are just some of you that you could have had.
11:02Shall we crack on?
11:03Yes.
11:03Our first two number crunches are Deborah Meaden and Steve Backshaw.
11:09So, mouthful, letter, insult.
11:13WHISTLE BLOWS
11:20Alex, I don't like your shoes.
11:26After every mouthful, you must lose a letter.
11:28OK, that's not even a mouthful.
11:31I haven't swallowed yet.
11:33Right.
11:33Give it to me.
11:36Is that not a mouthful?
11:37I haven't swallowed yet, but I am going to get my mouthful.
11:39No.
11:41Greg, you're my favourite comedian of all time.
11:44Zed is going in.
11:46Greg is a lovely man.
11:53Alex, that shirt needs a tie.
11:55I'm a serious businesswoman.
11:57I've heard that.
11:57I do deals every day.
11:59People take me very seriously.
12:05Greg, you are my perfect man.
12:07B.
12:08Alex is meaner than I thought.
12:12Wow.
12:14Oh.
12:17Is this how you do it in the restaurants, don't we?
12:23Alex, I never liked the horn section.
12:25Do you feel like they're coming quite naturally to you?
12:28Didn't have to work at that one.
12:32Mmm.
12:33Lovely.
12:34Lovely, do you think?
12:35Did I say lovely?
12:39Are you happy with it?
12:40Are you happy with it?
12:42Are these vegan?
12:43Alex, you will always be a sidekick.
12:46You seem to be enjoying it.
12:54Moron?
12:56Lovely.
12:57You said the B word.
12:59Cool.
13:01You're in for the final one minute, 40 seconds.
13:04Cool.
13:04OK.
13:07Is it over yet?
13:09It's not over.
13:1020 seconds.
13:12Erm...
13:13Noobs.
13:17I only better pop down on one eyebrow.
13:23And that's your time up.
13:25And that's your time up.
13:40Oh.
13:40APPLAUSE
13:41Your thoughts were deliciously specific to Alex.
13:44And I know for a fact...
13:46..actually hurt his feet.
13:47Yeah.
13:50I've never liked the horn section.
13:54It's absolutely delicious.
13:56Five and a half poppadoms he got through in ten minutes,
13:58which is fast.
13:59It was very impressive.
14:00Deborah, was your strategy just to eat all the poppadoms?
14:05It was, actually.
14:06Did Deborah do any compliments or...?
14:08She did.
14:09She said I was nice, I think.
14:10I mean, they both actually made quite a few mistakes, unfortunately.
14:13Oh.
14:13So every time you made a mistake,
14:14ten grams will be added to your total.
14:15You made 24 mistakes.
14:17I made 24 mistakes.
14:19Steve made 38.
14:21LAUGHTER
14:21If either of you had not even eaten anything,
14:23you would have done much better.
14:25LAUGHTER
14:26Incredible.
14:27All right.
14:27We must stop this treat for a few minutes.
14:29We'll see you back here shortly.
14:31APPLAUSE
14:40Hello, and welcome back to our New Year treat.
14:45What was happening before the break, please, Alex?
14:47We have a poppadom eating task in play,
14:48and so far Deborah and Steve forgot they weren't supposed to use
14:51the letters they'd removed from their vocabulary.
14:53And now for some more of the same, with Koji, Lenny and Zoe.
14:58Can I go get some water?
15:02First thing I'm going to do...
15:03Please, sir, can I get a drink?
15:05You may.
15:05I'm going...
15:06I'm just checking.
15:09You absolute beauties!
15:11Still here, we're still here.
15:13Still smashing it up.
15:14There's something in...
15:16Is it sauces?
15:16Can I dip the...
15:18Ah!
15:20See, this is lovely.
15:25Now we couldn't do it, Alex.
15:28Yippee!
15:29I feel like one of those miniature monkeys.
15:31It's about to see a backflip.
15:34OK, OK.
15:37OK.
15:38We've lost the Z.
15:40Alex has...
15:41With me?
15:42With me?
15:43Yeah.
15:43You're a mean man.
15:45Mm-hm.
15:46I didn't like your hoodie this morning.
15:48Really?
15:49Yeah.
15:54Alex.
15:55You're so hairy!
15:59My fingers.
16:02Wait.
16:03Question.
16:04It says eat the papadums.
16:06It doesn't say who has to.
16:10APPLAUSE
16:15Alex, you look so sweaty.
16:18Hairy and sweaty.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:24I'm losing some of my wrath.
16:26I feel like I'm losing...
16:28a lot of points.
16:33It smells good.
16:35Have you met him?
16:36In my head.
16:38It smells like pecoroban.
16:41Mmm.
16:44Mmm.
16:46Mmm.
16:47Sauce pot.
16:48You're calling Greg a sauce pot?
16:49Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Mm-hm.
16:51Yeah.
16:52That's the thing.
16:58Pig.
17:02If there's one thing I've learned in my years of watching this show, Alex,
17:06is I know you'll put anything in your mouth.
17:09I plan to use that to my advantage today.
17:11Mmm.
17:13Mmm.
17:14Mmm-hmm.
17:15You can't spell any of my insults!
17:19Um...
17:20Gap.
17:21My teeth?
17:22Yeah.
17:23I'm sorry.
17:24Bony knees.
17:26Melting, melting.
17:28Can't spell it. Can't spell melting.
17:31I feel sick.
17:34Well, I feel quite hurt.
17:42I think this is your problem in the context of this stupid show, Zoe.
17:46You're too nice.
17:47Do you want me to help you?
17:48I'll write an insult that for you to say to Alex.
17:51OK.
17:51I think it's just training, just to bring out your dark side.
17:58Hi, Zoe.
17:59You wank flap.
18:00There you are.
18:02That was easy, isn't it?
18:04Thank you.
18:05Thank you for that.
18:08Apologies to Lenny's parents.
18:11I hear a lot worse from me mum trying to...
18:16Lenny, you did throw a few nice insults.
18:18And when you said pig...
18:22We didn't include all your compliments.
18:24There were some pretty good ones to you.
18:25Lovely hair, wonderful posture, perfect, hot, fab, fit, muscle.
18:31You know it.
18:32Thank you.
18:32Oh, gee.
18:33I felt that the moment you discovered the dipping sauces,
18:37that you lost total interest in this task,
18:41I feel you were just there for a meal.
18:44To be fair, I've always wanted to feed things to Alex.
18:47So much so that I had the moment commemorated into a T-shirt.
18:51No.
18:53No.
18:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:00So in the end, each of the poppadoms was kind of irrelevant.
19:03It was all about how many mistakes they made.
19:04We knew Deborah, 24.
19:06Actually, the least mistakes, Deborah.
19:07Compared to 38 for Steve, 56 for Zoe, 85 by you, Lenny, and 131 mistakes.
19:15I think they're magnificent.
19:17Koji produced 97 poppadoms.
19:20Comes in last place, you get one point.
19:22Lenny produced 64.
19:24Zoe, 41.
19:25Steve, 24.
19:26Deborah only produced 15 poppadoms in the end.
19:29So she gets five points.
19:30There it is!
19:31Here we go.
19:34Can we have a look at a lovely big scoreboard, Alex?
19:36All right, it's close.
19:38We have two people in joint third and two people in joint first,
19:40and that's Lenny and Steve.
19:43Ooh!
19:44On the go.
19:48OK.
19:49And just like the time you caught me drawing you in the shower,
19:52this one involves an awkward portrait.
19:59MUSIC
20:07Makes me feel important.
20:09You are important, Steve.
20:10Not used to seeing my name in lights.
20:12Well, I've got quite a serious question to ask you, Lenny.
20:15All right.
20:16Can I ask you a, well, quite a personal question, Deborah?
20:18You can, I might not answer it.
20:19How long does it take you to eat an orange?
20:22How long does it take you to eat an orange?
20:25Um...
20:25Might want to give myself a bit of extra time,
20:27considering where I am, what kind of show this is.
20:29This isn't part of the...
20:30This is just a general...
20:31I don't believe you, Alex.
20:34I'm going to go for three minutes.
20:37Three minutes.
20:39Ten minutes?
20:40Ten minutes.
20:40Four minutes and 45 seconds.
20:44Is that your final answer?
20:46Six minutes and 23 seconds.
20:50What are you doing?
20:50Er, I reckon I could do an orange in about 45 seconds.
20:55That's pretty cool.
20:56It's one of my special talents.
20:57OK.
20:58You can open the task now.
20:59OK.
21:00Draw a picture of yourself eating some fruit on this tablet.
21:05You may not touch the touch screen with any part of your hands.
21:09You have as long as it takes you to eat an orange.
21:12LAUGHTER
21:15On reflection, I reckon it could take me over an hour.
21:19LAUGHTER
21:20Also, throughout the task, you must become increasingly angry.
21:25Your time starts now.
21:27Are you going to keep shouting times at me?
21:29Yeah, I'll make sure you get angry.
21:31Yeah.
21:31Don't worry about that.
21:32Oh, that's going to be easy.
21:34LAUGHTER
21:38I'm intrigued by Steve's orange-eating arrogance.
21:42I honestly thought that I was being challenged as to how fast I could eat an orange.
21:46But it felt to me like you've timed yourself eating oranges before.
21:49Like it was something I've done in the past and gone, yeah.
21:51Have you?
21:52No.
21:55Deborah has this amazing ability in any situation to seem like she's in charge.
22:00It's quite a skill.
22:01And he doesn't like it. He doesn't like strong women.
22:04LAUGHTER
22:07Right.
22:08Let's have a look.
22:09OK, do you want me to show you all of them creating at once?
22:12Yeah, man.
22:13Here we go.
22:14What makes, erm...
22:16What makes something move on here?
22:18Not that.
22:20The time starts now.
22:25Oh, wow! I can do it with my nose!
22:27There's a banana here. Bananas are like...fingers.
22:31It's gone blank.
22:32Mm.
22:34Oh, now you're your hands.
22:36I think I might have to shut my eyes, though, so it's...
22:38Oh, OK.
22:39Oh, I've got to get angry as well.
22:40It's a terrible drawing and I hate it.
22:43Shoulders.
22:44My anger just started creeping in the sea.
22:46Shoulders!
22:47Mm.
22:49I don't like that.
22:50You standing over my shoulder going...
22:52Mm-hm.
22:54Dreading my excessive confidence with orange-eating.
22:58Yeah, you've got six seconds left, Steve.
23:00Grr!
23:00This is hard work.
23:04It's not straight, it's not straight.
23:07I was about to get really angry.
23:09Ah!
23:10Oh, well.
23:12I feel like King Kardashian or something.
23:14I've got massive lips.
23:15Is that OK?
23:17Is that OK?
23:18Yeah, that's OK.
23:18Good.
23:19Good.
23:20A minute left.
23:21Is it clinking rude to invite people onto Taskmaster?
23:24I'm going to go back with a big red nose.
23:26I cannot tell you how irritating it is.
23:28Rubbing my nose against...
23:29I don't know where that came from.
23:31I have no idea where that came from.
23:33Ah!
23:34Ah!
23:34I'm coming off.
23:35You know what?
23:36Because he's so angry, laser beams.
23:38Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
23:40And it feels like you're getting less angry.
23:42Ah!
23:44And, er, I could be doing better things in my time right now.
23:48Darn it, you pesky horn.
23:52Can I end on a happy note?
23:53Because I'm actually quite pleased with my picture.
23:56Ah!
23:57That was so loud!
24:05I was just feeling guilty about characterising you as just perennially cheerful all the time.
24:10Oh, God!
24:10And then I watched a video of you going, grrr!
24:14LAUGHTER
24:15There was lots about Laddie's attempt that I enjoyed.
24:18But there's just a still of you that I asked Alex for while we were watching of you too.
24:22And I just think it's so funny, if you take it out of the context of this show,
24:26if you just saw this, what the hell would you think was going on?
24:31LAUGHTER
24:36I mean, someone's going to get arrested off the back of this.
24:38It is indeed me!
24:39It is indeed me!
24:42OK, let's see some stuff.
24:43OK, well, he only had 45 seconds, but Steve managed to paint this with his nose.
24:50LAUGHTER
24:55I mean, in 45 seconds that you took the time to give yourself a six-pass...
25:00LAUGHTER
25:01..it is incredible.
25:02And a really smug smile as well.
25:05LAUGHTER
25:05Isn't that supposed to be eating fruit?
25:07There's supposed to be fruit in the picture, yeah.
25:08That was the only thing missing.
25:09Unless you can claim any of that as fruit.
25:11Blueberries?
25:13LAUGHTER
25:14It's not bad in 45 seconds, Steve. Fair play.
25:17Yeah.
25:17Let's have a look at Zoe Ball's picture.
25:19Here we go.
25:21LAUGHTER
25:22LAUGHTER
25:24It was spectacular!
25:26LAUGHTER
25:26Oh, my God!
25:28So disturbing!
25:29What are you putting in your mouth?
25:30It's watermelon, Steve!
25:32It's watermelon!
25:34Look, it's got pips in it!
25:35Why have you aged yourself by 60 years?
25:38LAUGHTER
25:38I was really proud of that!
25:41Don't take it from me!
25:42It's good!
25:43Lovely melon!
25:45What?
25:45Let's stop for a bit.
25:46Alex, do you want to throw for the ads?
25:48OK.
25:51LAUGHTER
25:54APPLAUSE
26:00Hello!
26:01Welcome back.
26:02It might be cold outside, but Taskmaster will keep you warm.
26:05Warmed by the red-hot heat of old Grandfather Task.
26:10LAUGHTER
26:11Before the break...
26:12LAUGHTER
26:13Before the break, the Famous Five were making self-portraits
26:16on an iPad without using their hands,
26:17so let's see some more results, starting with Koji's radical picture.
26:23Ooh!
26:25Ooh!
26:25You can see the laser beams if you look closely.
26:28That's a strawberry, I mean a strawberry.
26:30And in your mind, the character jumped into the air
26:32and his legs fell off, or...?
26:34LAUGHTER
26:35I was like, it's a self-portrait, and I was sitting at a table,
26:38so the rest of my legs are under the table,
26:40but it's, erm, er, abstract.
26:44LAUGHTER
26:45Next up, I'm going to show you Lenny's rushed self-portrait.
26:50LAUGHTER
26:50Kim Kardashian with a banana.
26:52I changed to a pair, but obviously, I'm quite small,
26:56so the pair is very...
26:56Like, that's actually what a pair is like to me.
26:59LAUGHTER
27:00LAUGHTER
27:01LAUGHTER
27:02Very clever.
27:05Who's next?
27:06Er, the final one, fresh from the dragon's pen,
27:09here is Deborah's masterpiece.
27:11Here we go.
27:13LAUGHTER
27:14LAUGHTER
27:18Well, I went abstract too.
27:21LAUGHTER
27:21Is it you eating fruit but being watched from a bird hide?
27:25LAUGHTER
27:26Right at the very end, she managed to press a button with her nose
27:28that created quite a big black, er, layer over the top,
27:32but we have managed to take that layer off,
27:34because you were eating a banana in the picture, you claimed.
27:37And this is what you did before covering it up.
27:41LAUGHTER
27:42Much better.
27:43Much, much better.
27:45LAUGHTER
27:46LAUGHTER
27:47LAUGHTER
27:49LAUGHTER
27:50LAUGHTER
27:52Oh, dear, he's up.
27:54What's this?
27:56LAUGHTER
27:56I don't know, my tongue.
27:59I have a very long tongue.
28:01LAUGHTER
28:01You've got a long tongue?
28:02I've got a long tongue.
28:03I've got a long tongue.
28:04I'll show you later.
28:05Say later!
28:08APPLAUSE
28:08Thank you!
28:10APPLAUSE
28:13All right, Greg, I'm going to show you all five.
28:16I mean, it's obviously Deborah's, that's the worst.
28:18LAUGHTER
28:19Just because it doesn't look remotely like you, Deborah,
28:22or a person...
28:23LAUGHTER
28:24..or someone eating fruit.
28:26So, one point to Deborah.
28:27We'll give Steve two points,
28:29because there's, er, no visible fruit there.
28:32OK.
28:32Sorry, Lenny, I think I'm going to give you three points.
28:34I like Granny Ball,
28:35even though Zoe did seemingly draw it while she was on the trampolines.
28:40LAUGHTER
28:40And then, of course,
28:42Koji's masterpiece takes the five points.
28:44There you go.
28:44APPLAUSE
28:45Thank you very much.
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28:47Two, four, five.
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28:50Please can I see one more task.
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29:37Quand le timer hits zero.
29:39Make these things pop
29:41quand le timer hits zero.
29:42Toast.
29:43Popper.
29:44Monster.
29:45Jack.
29:46Gum.
29:47Feeder.
29:48Cuckoo.
29:49Bubble.
29:50And balloon.
29:51Missing a balloon.
29:53Oh, shortest time
29:54between first and last pop wins.
29:58Now 15 minutes.
29:59And your time starts now.
30:03And it has to pop at 15 minutes.
30:05Oh, everything.
30:06There are nine things there, Koji.
30:08So you're aiming for them all to pop
30:09in 15 minutes' time.
30:11Yeah.
30:11At the same time, ideally.
30:12Oh, so have I got a test?
30:14You can do as much testing as you want.
30:15Oh, I see.
30:16But you've only got those pieces of bread.
30:17And only one balloon.
30:22Huh?
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30:30Do you want to explain the rules now?
30:32Yes, Koji.
30:33So...
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30:34It is slightly complicated.
30:36I've done a little graphic for you.
30:38There are 15 minutes until the clock hits zero.
30:41They want all their pops to happen at the same time as that.
30:45The closer the pops are together,
30:46around the clock hitting zero, the better.
30:49Let's begin.
30:49Here is Lenny, Stevie,
30:51and someone who doesn't like being called Debbie.
30:53Here we go.
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30:58I think the first thing I want to try is the toast.
31:01I don't actually know how toasters work.
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31:05So you're pre-toasting the toast, are you?
31:07Yes.
31:08OK.
31:08And then it's going to be toasty toast.
31:10I think it's speech-operated.
31:12I have to talk to the toaster?
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31:15Go down.
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31:19No, I'm not sure it is, actually.
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31:26I'll just take it.
31:28Oh, that's a really quick one.
31:38I need to wind that with one hand.
31:43Maybe I should take that down.
31:45Actually, can you just do that?
31:46Oh, look, look, look, I can just do that.
31:48OK, how many hands have I got?
31:50OK.
31:52Three minutes and counting.
31:54How does this pop?
31:56That's a cat feeder, Lenny.
31:57Oh.
31:58So I thought they were minutes.
31:59No.
32:00They're not minutes.
32:01It's hours, isn't it?
32:02If I give it the smallest...
32:04Oh!
32:05Oh!
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32:08Oh!
32:09Oh, wow!
32:10That's dramatic.
32:15Oh, I forgot to chew bubblegum.
32:17To turn it into a bubble?
32:19Yeah.
32:20Put it all in, have you?
32:21All in one go.
32:22Yeah.
32:23Go home, go home.
32:25Let's go.
32:26OK, let's go.
32:28Where's the balloon happening?
32:37Oh!
32:38Ah!
32:38It's there!
32:39OK, so I don't want to pop that yet.
32:42Do you let me know when there's 10 seconds left?
32:44So you're doing everything in the last 10 seconds, I like it.
32:46Yes.
32:48OK, toast is going down.
32:49That's both going down.
32:50The next pops are the real pops, is that right?
32:52That's right.
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46:33Vous avez le plus d'eggues à l'end, donc vous avez une pointe.
46:36Let's just enjoy coach's face for a bit.
46:40En joint third in that round, Debra et Zoé both got half of them right.
46:45Five, donc ça veut dire qu'ils ont trois points.
46:47En second place, six correct answers were Steve,
46:50mais Lenny a seven, donc il y a cinq points.
46:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:55Et donc ?
46:56Et donc, le final scores look un peu comme ça.
47:03Lenny Rush wins a New Year's treat.
47:08Please head up to the stage and then lift a lot your golden eyebrows.
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47:17Have yourselves a brilliant year and we'll see you again very soon.
47:21For now, here's the winner of this special night.
47:23It's Lenny!
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