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00:15Who's anti-garden? I've never met anyone who goes, God, I don't want to go in a garden.
00:21It's usually, oh, let's go look at a garden. You can bond with people at the bowling alley,
00:25sure. You can bond with people, in my case, at renaissance fairs. If I were to, very pompously,
00:31if I were to offer a remedy to the human condition, it would be a garden. Or acid.
00:55Or later. Because the revolution's here. And you know it's fine.
01:10We have got to get it together now.
01:22Give me a second.
01:26Do you need TP?
01:28No, I don't need TP.
01:31Oh, you know what? I do need to wipe off my urethra.
01:42Corn. Completely domesticated and a product of inbreeding, like myself.
01:48But how do we get from this to this? It's fascinating. Let's find out.
02:01Hi, what's your name?
02:03Skye.
02:03Hey, Skye. I'm Zach. Nice to meet you.
02:06Oh, old-fashioned Bob Dole handshake.
02:08What's your name?
02:09Beckett.
02:09Hey, Beckett. Have a seat.
02:11Do you like corn?
02:13Yeah.
02:14I'm talking about the vegetable, not the band. I know everybody likes the band.
02:17I don't know.
02:19Hi.
02:19What's your name?
02:20Ava.
02:21Ava, Zach. Nice to meet you.
02:22Your name spelled backwards is Ava.
02:25Yep.
02:25My name spelled backwards is Sick Anna Ifilag Hickaz.
02:30Sawyer, Zach.
02:32Hello.
02:33No, you shake my thumb. How old are you?
02:35Seven and a half, turning eight in a couple days.
02:38What would you like for your birthday this year? Corn?
02:41Wouldn't that be nice? A nice ear of corn? Would you be disappointed?
02:44Kind of, because I got corn.
02:46Yeah, I know. Who wants corn for their birthday?
02:50I don't know.
02:51What grade are you in?
02:53Three.
02:54You just started third.
02:55Yeah.
02:55So did my son.
02:56Uh, do you know how to read?
02:57Yes.
02:59Oh, he doesn't.
03:00You know how to write?
03:01Yes.
03:02Must be nice for your parents.
03:04By the way, your hair is amazing.
03:09I got a feeling you don't brush it in the morning.
03:13Me either.
03:15Yeah, but we don't have time.
03:17You and I have busy lives.
03:19We don't have time to groom.
03:21We've got to get out of the door and see the world and make the world happen.
03:25We're not going to live our lives how Madison Avenue tells us to brush our hair,
03:30what kind of clothes to wear, and Hollywood and all that crap.
03:33You and I are rebels.
03:35We don't care.
03:41That was a good speech, wasn't it?
03:46You like corny jokes?
03:49What did the corn say when it received a compliment?
03:52I don't know.
03:54Aw, shucks.
04:03I'll do it again.
04:04Because it might, it may, let me just do it again.
04:07What did the corn say when it got a compliment?
04:10Aw, shucks.
04:11Yeah, it's not a test.
04:13I don't know.
04:15Aw, shucks.
04:17What do you call corn, call corn that joins the army?
04:26All right, Becca, what do you want to talk about?
04:27Anything you want to say?
04:29I have a misery.
04:31And what do you feed it?
04:33Corn.
04:34Just feed corn.
04:35Crickets.
04:36Crickets.
04:37If you ever want to get some crickets, you should come to one of my shows.
04:42Yeah, hold on one second.
04:43I'm getting a call.
04:44Hello?
04:45Hello?
04:45Oh.
04:46Um.
04:46Hello?
04:47I can barely hear you.
04:48This is corn.
04:49That's not funny.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Okay.
04:54Here.
04:55For you.
04:57Me name is corn.
05:03That's what you say is me name is corn?
05:11You answered a corn as a phone, and you said me name is corn.
05:17Not even this is corn.
05:19You said me is corn.
05:22Is that how you...
05:24Wait, I think you're getting a call from the corn again.
05:28Hello?
05:28Yeah, me is corn.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Yeah, he's here.
05:35Okay.
05:39Me is corn.
05:43Me is corn.
05:46I got a corn.
05:48I got a corn phone.
05:48Yeah, don't forget to answer it in school.
05:50Me is corn.
05:53Me is corn.
05:53Me is corn.
05:55Oh.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:28Now I'm going to go talk corn with Murray from McNabb's Farm.
06:35Murray!
06:36Keep it down on the pegs in the background.
06:39Holy .
06:42Murray!
06:43Where is he?
06:44Murray!
06:46Murray!
06:48I think I hear Murray.
06:52Here we go.
06:53Here comes Murray.
06:57Does it have another speed?
07:00Will you let me know if he looks like he's going to kill me?
07:02I mean, I mean that during the interview, too.
07:06That's a nice tractor.
07:11How you doing, Murray?
07:12How you been?
07:13I'm Zach.
07:15Murray, if I could get out of the tractor.
07:17What year is this?
07:19Oh, just bought it.
07:21Yeah, it looks brand new.
07:22I was way off.
07:23Well, what should we do?
07:24Should we just walk around?
07:25Where do you guys want us?
07:26Sweet corn, some corn.
07:28Corn?
07:28Okay.
07:29Well, then we're going down that way.
07:30I'm not too good on walking.
07:32Uh, what do you want me to do?
07:41Murray, we...
07:41Murray, can you just hold up?
07:43Do you, uh...
07:45How long has your family been in the corn business?
07:53Yes.
07:55I'm out of breath.
07:56Sorry about the estuary tour, but this is the corn that's ready.
07:59I'm going to ask a couple of stupid questions, okay?
08:01Because I don't know too much about corn.
08:02You know corn's ready when the size of it, right?
08:05Yes, and sometimes you can smell that it's ready.
08:08But this here, if you feel it, you can see it's a good size and it's got some looseness at
08:14the top.
08:14Look at that beauty.
08:17This isn't all hand-picked.
08:18Oh, yeah.
08:19You hand-picked this corn.
08:21Yeah.
08:22And don't start asking me if it's a grain or not, because I never looked it up, but...
08:25Is this a grain?
08:25I think it might be, but don't quote me on that.
08:29What do you mean?
08:29The corn is a grain?
08:31I don't know what a grain is, really.
08:32Okay, well, I don't either, but we're going to have the cornologist on here later.
08:36Is that really what they're called?
08:37I don't think so, but it sounds good.
08:39It's a little corny, but...
08:41Anybody ever come in here and try to do a crop circle?
08:44No.
08:44Any idiot with a center point and a rope and make a crop circle.
08:48You don't think they're aliens?
08:49No.
08:49They're just drunk kids doing it.
08:51No, old people with a piece of board.
08:53You've probably seen it on TV.
08:54What do you mean, old people?
08:56Well, like our age.
08:59Our age?
09:00Well, you look 70ish.
09:06The process of getting the corn going.
09:09How many days do you start seeing a little life come up?
09:11Well, if it's nice and warm, I would say it's only a week, 10 days.
09:15Is there a lot of babysitting?
09:16No, aside from keeping things watered, that would be it.
09:19Do you grow candy corn here?
09:21No, I don't.
09:23This corn is still not ready yet.
09:26And this is all self-pollinating, right?
09:29Yes, this is where the pollen comes on the top.
09:31And goes down onto the hairs of the corn cob.
09:35This just falls down and starts pollinating?
09:36Yeah.
09:37And each one of these hairs represents one kernel?
09:39Each hair has to get some pollen on it, or you get cobs of corn that have gaps in them.
09:44What's the number one enemy here to the corn?
09:47Well, we can hear...
09:48Crows.
09:49The sh**heads, they call them.
09:51Uh, ravens they are.
09:55Is that the Latin term, sh**head?
09:57Yeah, I think it is.
09:58What do you do about that?
09:59Well, sometimes some hot lead quickly pass their ears.
10:03Not in their ears?
10:04No, no.
10:04You ever been chased by them?
10:05That's when I got this whoopee stick here just to...
10:07Yeah, beat the sh** out of them, sh**heads.
10:11So that's about all I know about this corn.
10:20I keep interviewing farmers and gardeners, and people seem to be happy, and people pretty
10:25much have a good sense of humour.
10:27Oh, that's good.
10:28Until you.
10:29You don't have any extra tractors for sale, do you?
10:32No.
10:33Good talk.
10:34But I got one with three wheels.
10:36Well, does it originally have four wheels?
10:38It did have the four, yeah, and the steering wheel.
10:40But, uh, you're a bit old to be getting into machinery.
10:47I know, I'm in my seventies, like you.
10:50That hair is crazy and grey, like...
10:53My hair?
10:55Do you have any just for men back at the house?
10:58Like Viagra?
10:59No.
11:00Oh.
11:04This work is very rewarding, I would imagine.
11:06Oh, there's no life like it.
11:07Uh, when you've been picking rocks in the same place for 60 years, you know, you've got
11:13some feeling for it, and, uh, I guess that's why we carry on.
11:17I've still got a few years left.
11:18Good years, and then there'll be the diaper years.
11:21I can't wait till the diaper years.
11:24Are you gonna get back in the tractor?
11:25Oh, okay.
11:26I wish I could drive it.
11:27Well, you could.
11:28I can?
11:28Yeah.
11:29I might have to just sort of start and put it in gear for you so we...
11:32I know what I'm doing.
11:33Oh, poor .
11:35Holy .
11:36They got trouble.
11:36Oh, we got the emergency brake on.
11:38That's another thing.
11:39Okay.
11:39I just told you the brake was on.
11:40Okay, okay.
11:41Back up.
11:42All right, here we go.
11:43Stand on it.
11:44Don't drive over my punches.
11:46You've got her.
11:46Go that way.
11:47Yeah, he's coming this way.
11:48Your turn.
11:49They're in the way.
11:50Yeah, there you go.
11:52Okay.
11:52Am I gonna take left here?
11:53It goes fast.
11:55Keep going that way a bit.
11:56Keep going that way!
11:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:57Holy .
11:58Now, Pat, don't want to hit the corn.
12:00No!
12:01Oh, .
12:06Murray, we're getting ready to talk to a corn historian, if you would.
12:10Do you know anything about the story of corn at all?
12:13No, quite frankly, I don't, and I don't give a damn.
12:18Well, then you can listen to me.
12:23Food is one of the topics that I study in archaeology, and we began to find corn in an ancient
12:29village site that we were working at in Chiapas, Mexico.
12:32We took samples of that carbonized corn and sent it to a radiocarbon laboratory.
12:37How old was it?
12:38Over 3,000 years old.
12:41Wow!
12:41Older than Murray.
12:45How does a plant like this eventually evolve?
12:48It evolves through human intervention.
12:50The wild ancestor of corn is a wild grass called teosinte.
12:58Here is an example of teosinte.
13:01So this is the great, great, great, great grandmother, or grandfather, if you will.
13:05Of all the corn that we see around us in this field.
13:08Wow!
13:09So here is an ear of teosinte that has individual kernels on it.
13:15Look at that.
13:16Each of which is covered in a very hard shell.
13:19That hard shell is what retracted into become the cog.
13:23The modern cog is a genetic modification of what was the outer shell in teosinte.
13:29A product of human selection for the attributes of the plant that they were interested in.
13:34Humans made it like this.
13:36Humans made it like this.
13:37And in a way, it now has made humans.
13:41Wow!
13:42In other words, humans...
13:44Doesn't he know we're trying to film?
13:46I think he misses us.
13:47How old is Murray?
13:48We can't tell.
13:50We're gonna send a rope down.
13:52Yeah.
13:54Hi, Murray.
13:55Hello.
13:56Have you guys met?
13:56Hi, Murray.
13:57Oh, I appreciate you.
13:58Murray, we have a corn doctor here.
14:00Murray has a question.
14:02Oh, what was that?
14:03Is corn a grain?
14:04Oh, yes.
14:05Maybe you could tell us.
14:06Corn is definitely a grain.
14:08Thank you very much.
14:09All right, show's over.
14:11Have a great day.
14:12It's one of the three most important food crop grains in the world.
14:32Europe was introduced to corn in the late 15th century.
14:35Though corn was initially received with some skepticism.
14:39By the early 16th century, corn was being cultivated in Italy.
14:43Nice.
14:44Portugal.
14:45Me.
14:45And...
14:46Can we get countries that actually exist?
14:48I've never heard...
14:50Spain.
14:50Nice.
14:52Hey, what was that corn?
14:54Good morning, Brooklyn Elementary.
14:58Morning meditation, reflection, and prayer will be at 11 a.m.
15:03Don't forget, Mecca is to the left.
15:06And today's corny joke of the day is brought to you by corn.
15:11What is Mozart's favorite fruit?
15:16Ba-na-na-na.
15:19Ba-na-na-na.
15:21Ba-na-na-na-na.
15:24Beethoven.
15:27Beethoven's.
15:28Beethoven's favorite fruit, yeah.
15:30Yeah, it's Beethoven.
15:31Who's she?
15:32Moving it around by ship to different places.
15:35They would take salmon.
15:37Yeah.
15:38But it took...
15:38For corn, it took at least a hundred years before they really started to grow it.
15:44Can I just...
15:46We went over that stuff already.
15:48And then it made its way into Europe.
15:50It took forever for Europeans to actually accept it as a food.
15:54But there's still, yeah, there's still Europeans that come here now, you know, from Germany and some of those places
16:01that won't need corn on the cob because it's animal food.
16:05Exactly.
16:06That's all it is.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Yeah, I had some Spanish archaeologists staying at my house when it was summer and so we decided, oh, this
16:13is exciting.
16:14We'll serve them this beautiful, fresh corn on the cob.
16:16Yeah.
16:17And they wouldn't eat it.
16:18They wouldn't even try it.
16:19No.
16:19No, that's animal food.
16:20Exactly what you said.
16:21This is for animals.
16:22Yeah.
16:23Me is corn.
16:24You's corn.
16:25Baah, Haah, Haah, Haah, Haah!
16:27Haha.
16:29Maaf, He emba pays someone a把它 in the
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