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00:00He's so klutzy. We went out for a dinner party with friends.
00:03He spilled all the drinks over everybody.
00:05Red wine.
00:06Water.
00:08Are you serious?
00:10Yeah.
00:10Oh my God!
00:13Every evening in Australia...
00:14Oh, we are ready to go.
00:16It's the finale.
00:17TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:19We know.
00:20Is she being serious?
00:21Every time.
00:22But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25That is by far the best thing I've ever watched in my entire life.
00:27I couldn't tell because Dad's butt was in my face.
00:30Sorry.
00:30Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:34What an utter waste of time.
00:36That's just silly.
00:37It's been a good season.
00:38As good as Australian television gets.
00:41I don't know if that's true.
00:43This week, we said hello to a new Renault show.
00:46My Renault rules.
00:48Chris, look down!
00:50Where are the animals?
00:51He realises there's no money in animals going into the construction game.
00:54Welcome to the return of an iconic cooking show.
00:57Master chef is back, baby!
00:59Finally!
01:00Makes me hungry, though, watching this show.
01:03Yeah!
01:03And farewell to our fave new music show.
01:06The piano!
01:08Is this going to be another tearjerker?
01:10I'm tearing up.
01:10You don't even need to understand what's being said to feel moved by music.
01:14Oh my God!
01:16That's the most I'm crying in years.
01:19Get them off stage now!
01:20Get them off stage!
01:28Come give me a hand, dude.
01:29I'm supposed to put this together tonight.
01:31What is it?
01:32It's a pram.
01:33I don't even know how to open it.
01:35Surely there's got to be a button somewhere.
01:37Press 21.
01:38Where's 21?
01:40Hold on.
01:41I think I've got something going here.
01:44Don't, dude!
01:45Did you just break it?
01:47I think so.
01:50Sunday night, we tuned in for the return of Channel 9's smash hit.
01:54Oh, the floor!
01:55I've been waiting to watch this with you guys.
01:57This reminds me of pelvic floors.
01:59They're the only floors I'm thinking of.
02:02Well, not quite.
02:03And it's hosted by...
02:05I'm Roger Corsa.
02:06This is the floor.
02:07Roger Corsa?
02:08He's very cute.
02:09Yeah, very.
02:10How does this work?
02:11Someone explain it to me.
02:12It's a game show.
02:13Yep.
02:13Where 81 players stand on the floor.
02:16And they have specific topics.
02:18Yep.
02:19What would your specialty topic be, Mayor?
02:20Fate 10.
02:21But when they're chosen, they must challenge a neighbour in their expert category.
02:26Puppy.
02:27Can of worms.
02:28This is sick.
02:29I like it.
02:30And the first player to run out of time heads home.
02:33Oh, is this just a sudden death trivia show?
02:35It's exactly like that.
02:36The winner takes the territory on the floor.
02:38And the last player standing on the floor wins the grand prize of...
02:43$200,000.
02:46$200,000?
02:47I'll see you on the floor.
02:52Did they ask him to dress funny or something?
02:55Why is everyone dressed like a wiggle?
02:56What, did she think she was going to a gym to work out?
02:59And in this episode, we looked at...
03:01Roman Ubrals.
03:02Roman Ubrals is easy.
03:04I know, like, the first three.
03:05Best of luck.
03:06Let's duel.
03:07Let's duel, baby.
03:08Three.
03:09Oh, wait, that's not it.
03:12One.
03:13One.
03:13One.
03:15Five.
03:16Ten.
03:16Ten.
03:17Oh.
03:19Three.
03:20This is simple.
03:21Fifty.
03:22Five.
03:22Five.
03:24Five.
03:24They are quick.
03:25Nineteen.
03:26Five hundred.
03:27A hundred and ten.
03:28It's just getting so confusing now.
03:30Ten.
03:31Forty.
03:31Six hundred.
03:33What?
03:34Thirty-eight.
03:35Whoa.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:36One million, one hundred and fifty million.
03:39One hundred and thirty-eight.
03:40My brain hurts.
03:41Well, this is boring.
03:42Give me a better niche topic.
03:44Okay, well, how about we try something a little easier?
03:46Let's go cheese.
03:47We're going to go cheese.
03:48Cheese!
03:49Oh, my God.
03:50This is the round for us.
03:52Hi.
03:52Hi, Rose.
03:53How are you?
03:54Welcome to the floor.
03:54She looks like a real blue vein.
03:57Cheese?
03:57Yeah.
03:57You got your parmesan, you got your cheddar.
03:59Camembert.
04:00You got your three cheese mix.
04:01You got your feta.
04:02Your mozzarella.
04:02We only know.
04:03Crafts in the slices.
04:04Crafts in the slices.
04:05Okay.
04:06Best of luck.
04:07Let's duel.
04:09Mac and cheese.
04:10Mac and cheese.
04:11Yeah!
04:12Hamburger.
04:13Cheeseburger.
04:14You goose.
04:14Cheeseburger.
04:15Are we just doing foods with cheese in them?
04:17Yep.
04:17Yep, we sure are.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:19If they were toasty up there, Kevin would get it straight away.
04:22Cheese toasty.
04:23Hey!
04:24Cheesecake.
04:25We're clutching at straws here, aren't we?
04:26Lasagna!
04:27Lasagna.
04:28Yes.
04:30Um, hispanakopita.
04:31Is that cheese omelet?
04:32Omelet.
04:33Cheese crackers.
04:34Cheese and crackers?
04:35It's a Kiev.
04:36Yuck, that's burning your time, Kiev.
04:38Oh, no.
04:39Kiev.
04:39Chicken Kiev, eh?
04:40I'm hungry now.
04:42Oh, what do they call them?
04:42Condon bleu?
04:43Pass.
04:45Chicken condon bleu?
04:46I got that.
04:46Condon bleu?
04:47I don't think I'd be eating that.
04:49I'm telling you now.
04:49Next, we meet Jess, who, after winning the rom-coms round,
04:53has the potential to win...
04:54$20,000.
04:56Bonus prize.
04:57Oh, wow.
04:58Where are we going to play?
04:59Gemstones.
04:59We're going for the win!
05:00Oh, my God!
05:02And Jess is taking on gemstone genius Peter Pearl.
05:05What's her name, Pearl?
05:07She charged her good luck crystals last night.
05:09Full moon.
05:09Best of luck.
05:1020,000 bucks up for grabs.
05:13Oh, God.
05:14Let's duel.
05:15Oh, this is going to be hard.
05:17Diamond.
05:18Diamond.
05:19Nice.
05:19Nice.
05:20She should know that one.
05:21Pearl.
05:22Peter Pearl.
05:23The ones you put on hippie kids.
05:25The amber.
05:25Hippie kids necklace.
05:26Pass.
05:28Oh, no.
05:29Ugly.
05:30Ugly ring.
05:31Black diamond.
05:32Pass.
05:33Black diamond?
05:33I said black diamond!
05:34You didn't say it, I said it.
05:36No, but I said it in my head.
05:37Um, aquamarine.
05:38No.
05:39Aquamarine.
05:40Aquamarine, that's it.
05:41What did I say?
05:42Rainbow.
05:43Warts.
05:44Moonstone.
05:45Moonstone?
05:46What is Moonstone?
05:47I'm a soda light.
05:48MDMA.
05:49And with 10 seconds to go, it's anyone's game.
05:53Alexandrite.
05:53Pass.
05:54Pass.
05:55Oh, my gosh.
05:57Nah.
05:58Three seconds.
05:59Oh, Jess.
05:59Citrine.
06:02Amber.
06:04She's won!
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh, my gosh!
06:07She did it!
06:08She got it with Amber!
06:10Guess who's our winner?
06:11She's won $20,000!
06:13Wow, she won 20K!
06:14Going toe-to-toe with Peter Peele!
06:20Honestly, we sucked at that.
06:22With one second left, that was electric.
06:25There is a lot of quizzing going on.
06:27It's a quiz show.
06:28What would your topic be?
06:30Tax evasion.
06:41I tell you what, I miss the old days
06:44where I could take my kids shopping
06:45and just go to the kids' section.
06:47Now, we're going to the men's section
06:49where everything is expensive.
06:51Big backs like their fathers.
06:53Exactly right.
06:54You can all share now.
06:55Well, I'll lose a little bit of weight, Jared.
06:56Maybe then.
06:59You hear them before you see them.
07:02Bee!
07:03Bee!
07:04Bzzz!
07:05What bee we watching, Simon?
07:08Well, it's the bee-utiful new nature series on Disney+,
07:11all about...
07:13Secrets of the bees.
07:14Huh.
07:15I wonder what that means.
07:16Well, to show us all their secrets is wildlife cameraman...
07:19Bertie Gregory.
07:20Oh, yeah!
07:21Oh, this guy!
07:22Bertie!
07:22For three years, our crews have used special cameras
07:26to uncover the hidden world behind the buzz.
07:29This is going to be sick.
07:31The only way I want to see bugs is up close and in HD.
07:34Me too.
07:35And in this episode, that's exactly what we're doing.
07:38The key to the entire operation comes down to just one bee.
07:43Oh, the queen bee.
07:44Otherwise known as Beyonce.
07:45Her job is to lay eggs.
07:48How are they getting this footage?
07:49Like a colonoscopy camera inside the beehive.
07:52Exactly.
07:52Camera that goes up your arse.
07:54She glues one to the bottom of a cell.
07:57Oh, is that what a bee egg looks like?
08:00Then moves on to the next.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:02How many is she punching out?
08:042,000 times a day.
08:06Oh, my God.
08:08Jesus.
08:08That's what she saw.
08:10She could live five years doing nothing but laying eggs.
08:14Oh, that sounds horrible, being pregnant nonstop for five years.
08:17It's just giving Handmaid's Tale.
08:19And after a gestation of 21 days...
08:22The first new bee of the year is ready to emerge.
08:26Hello.
08:27Oh, little baby bees.
08:29Oh, my God, it's so cute.
08:31That's what bees look like close up.
08:34Let's call her Worker Bee One.
08:36Oh, really?
08:37That's not that creative.
08:38Like all worker bees, she's female.
08:41Oh.
08:42Of course they are, because the female first does all the hard work
08:45and the male comes along and just sucks it all up.
08:47At a day old, Worker Bee One is completely reliant on her older sisters.
08:53Oh.
08:53Boy.
08:54This isn't just food she's sucking in,
08:57but a protein-rich liquid to make her think and act like her sisters.
09:02Oh.
09:03So you're passing innate DNA...
09:06Nah.
09:06..through a tube.
09:07That's crazy.
09:08You never share things with me.
09:09Now she knows how to be a bee.
09:13How much easier would it be if we did that?
09:16I could suck face with someone else and learn a new trade.
09:19Bee One is now assigned to be a bouncer.
09:23Oh, stop it.
09:24It's like, get out of here.
09:25Get out of here.
09:26Those that don't belong smell different.
09:29No ID, no entry.
09:31And wasps are real stinkers.
09:33Oh, bloody, I hate wasps.
09:35So do I.
09:36I don't think anyone likes wasps.
09:38Well, if you think they're bad,
09:39wait till you see what some Asian bees have to contend with.
09:42Oh, Jesus.
09:44What the hell is that?
09:45Giant hornets.
09:47Wasps on steroids.
09:49Look at the size of them.
09:51Oh.
09:52Uh-oh.
09:54Oh, Jesus.
09:55He's soft.
09:56Psycho.
09:57Luckily, the entrance is too narrow for the giant.
10:00Is the hornet trying to steal the honey?
10:02What they're really after are the larvae inside.
10:06No.
10:06Get away from the babies.
10:07Oh, you're cruel.
10:10You tell them, hole.
10:11They slice their way in.
10:12Oh, they just eat through the wood.
10:14What?
10:14This is a horror movie.
10:17He's in.
10:18We need the bees.
10:19Can someone filming this please get rid of the hornet?
10:22The bees' only hope for survival is to respond as one.
10:27Oh, get him.
10:28Get him.
10:29Hold.
10:29Attack now.
10:32Yeah.
10:32Yes.
10:34Get him.
10:35Damn it.
10:35I'd be one of the strikers at the back like, go guys.
10:37Yep.
10:37You guys got it.
10:38I'll watch from back here.
10:39The bees vibrate their wings together to generate extreme heat.
10:44What?
10:45No.
10:46They cook them.
10:47Hot enough to fry a hornet.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Fry that bit.
10:51I mean, hornet.
10:54That's amazing.
10:55I did all this.
10:55This is great footage.
10:56Just incredible.
10:58Next, we go back to life in the hive.
11:00Is this our little bee one?
11:01Have we come back to bee one?
11:02They've filled more than half their honey cells.
11:05Wow.
11:06Well done, bee one.
11:07But it's come at a cost.
11:10What cost?
11:11What cost?
11:11Our bee one has given it her all.
11:14No.
11:15Oh.
11:16What?
11:17Bee one's dead?
11:18Her life was sweet but short.
11:21No.
11:23But for some, letting go can be hard.
11:27Look, look.
11:28Oh.
11:29It's big sis.
11:30Doesn't want to let her go.
11:32Oh.
11:33Oh.
11:34Oh.
11:35Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:41Oh my God.
11:42They just launched him off the edge.
11:43See you later, Beatrice.
11:44You know what?
11:45A bird will get her and then it continues.
11:48Circle of life.
11:51That was quite actually amazing.
11:54That just took my bee knowledge to the next level.
11:57Now every spoon of honey you take, you better appreciate it.
12:11Do you want to play a fun game with me?
12:12Always.
12:13Sure.
12:13He's a 10 but he has a chihuahua.
12:15Two.
12:16Two?
12:17Two.
12:17He's a 10 but he drives a little swift.
12:19Oh.
12:20Negative four.
12:21He's a 10 but he doesn't know how to swim.
12:22Oh.
12:23He's a 10 but he can't reverse a car.
12:25He's a 10 but he's got a dirty mo.
12:27Oh.
12:27He's a 12.
12:30Sunday night on 10, we tuned in for...
12:32Master Chef.
12:34Master Chef is back, baby.
12:36Finally.
12:36What do you think of this kitchen?
12:38Who's that like?
12:39Jean-Christopher.
12:40He's from France.
12:41If you're in food and you're French, you've basically got a job on TV at any time.
12:45And he's joined by...
12:46Andy Allen.
12:47I love Andy.
12:48Plus...
12:48Poe.
12:49I love Poe.
12:51As well as...
12:51Who's that?
12:52Her name is Sophia Levin.
12:54I follow her on Insta.
12:54She doesn't follow me back.
12:55No.
12:58And to kick the season off, 20 contestants must battle it out for...
13:02Ten white aprons.
13:04Oh!
13:06Which will secure them a spot in the competition.
13:09So we've got 20 people cooking and we've got 10 aprons.
13:12Game on.
13:12Let's go.
13:13No!
13:14Come on!
13:15It's time to start cooking!
13:17And for today's challenge, contestants must cook their dream dish.
13:21What would be your dish?
13:22I'd go with pumpkin soup.
13:24Scrambled eggs on toast.
13:25Spaghetti.
13:25Chicken tonight.
13:26Anyway, let's see what Lydia's cooking.
13:29Some braised octopus.
13:30Oh, yum.
13:32She must be Greek.
13:33Because every Greek would go for the octopus.
13:35I have a Greek background.
13:36She's Greek, I told you.
13:38Because she went for the octopus.
13:39God, I'm good.
13:40Okay, shh, shh.
13:40Our next contestant is Aaron.
13:42It would not be MasterChef without an Asian.
13:44All Asians know how to cook.
13:46It's part of our DNA.
13:47I'm again a cured kingfish.
13:49Oh my God!
13:50Whoa, he's got a whole fish.
13:51Feel like it's a representation of me on a plate.
13:53What, you're a dead fish on a plate?
13:55Next, we meet the youngest in the competition, 19-year-old Luke.
13:59And he's cooking...
14:00Some fresh West Australian marron?
14:01What is that?
14:02It's like a big yabby.
14:03Oh!
14:04And bring that all together with potato gnocchi.
14:06Not gnocchi.
14:07Gnocchi.
14:07Beautiful marron with my potato gnocchi.
14:10It's not gnocchi!
14:11Gnocchi.
14:12It's gnocchi!
14:13But I'm looking around, seeing these beautiful other dishes.
14:16Oh my God!
14:17Everyone's up their game!
14:19Remember Julie Goodwin won MasterChef with a roast chicken?
14:23She did.
14:23And this year's elaborate dishes have some problems.
14:26I'm checking this octopus and I'm not sure that it's cooked.
14:29Oh, ha, moto!
14:30There goes her Greek passport.
14:31Is she going to crumb it?
14:33No.
14:34Let's check in with Luke's gnocchi.
14:36Gnocchi!
14:36Sorry, Luke's gnocchi.
14:38Because he's run into a bit of a problem.
14:39Oh, no.
14:41What's happened?
14:42The marron is looking quite undercooked.
14:44It's not cooked!
14:45Undercooked seafood, dude.
14:46That is a no-no.
14:48Don't kill the judges.
14:49My whole dish is riding on it.
14:51Cook it in the sauce.
14:52Chuck it on the grill.
14:53Where's the microwave?
14:54Five minutes to go!
14:55All right, let's go!
14:57Start plating up.
14:58I've got 12 slices of kingfish and I want to fold them so they look a bit like petals.
15:02That looks amazing!
15:03They look like little vaginas.
15:05And on that note, it's time to show the judges, starting with...
15:08Lydia.
15:09Come on, Lydia, you can do it.
15:11I really like her.
15:12It helps that she's Greek.
15:15But gee, I'm doubting this octopus.
15:18Octopus time.
15:19Lydia, has she nailed it?
15:20If that octopus isn't cooked properly, she's gone.
15:22Fa-bu-blos.
15:25Why are we hitting things?
15:28You need to feel masculine for a minute.
15:31She got an apron, Faye!
15:33She got an apron!
15:34The first one!
15:35It's like the golden buzzer, but for MasterShare.
15:38Okay.
15:38Next up, it's Aaron!
15:40Come on, Aaron.
15:41Bring your kingfish down.
15:43Is that toilet paper?
15:43What's that on the left?
15:44It's the juice!
15:45It was a roll of toilet paper.
15:47Ooh!
15:48Beautiful presentation, Aaron.
15:49That looks freaking delicious.
15:52I love so much about this plate of food.
15:54Well done, Aaron.
15:55Call me disrespectful.
15:56He hasn't cooked anything.
15:58It's raw fish.
15:58Then it was time for 19-year-old Luke.
16:01Oh, the marin.
16:02My fingers and toes are crossed for you, buddy.
16:04Your marin is perfectly cooked.
16:06Bingo!
16:07Oh.
16:08That's amazing.
16:09And while some more contestants are given aprons on the spot...
16:13Knock the table!
16:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:15Calm down.
16:16We are bloody giving away aprons left, right and centre.
16:18I don't know how many more times I can watch the Ozempic Matt Preston punch the table.
16:21Finally, it all came down to this.
16:23There's only one apron left.
16:28Oh, no.
16:29Who's it going to be?
16:30I hope Luke gets it.
16:31It will go to the kingfish guy.
16:33There's nothing more certain in life.
16:35Aaron.
16:37Oh, yeah!
16:38Yes!
16:38Told you.
16:39Oh, no!
16:40Cranefish man didn't get one.
16:41To those of you who didn't receive an apron tonight...
16:44Piss off.
16:47Master Chef, good to have you back.
16:48The season's off to a great start.
16:50It makes me hungry, though, watching this show.
16:52Yeah!
16:53Dinner time.
16:55Oh, yeah!
17:11In Sydney, there's a new sheriff in town.
17:14Go!
17:15Go to jail?
17:16Yeah.
17:16To jail.
17:17See?
17:18I'm going to jail?
17:19Oh, my.
17:20This way.
17:21Yes!
17:22How long do I need to stay in jail for?
17:24Forever.
17:26You're going to miss me at least?
17:27No.
17:27No, we're good here.
17:28We're good.
17:31On Sunday night...
17:32Oh, we love that sound.
17:33..we tuned into...
17:34The piano!
17:35Love this show.
17:37Is this going to be another tearjerker?
17:38Yeah, probably.
17:39Oh.
17:41Oh.
17:41Because this is the final episode of the season.
17:44I feel like we should have the tissue boxed out already.
17:46And experts Guy Sebastian and Andrea Lam have found their five favourite pianists.
17:51And now we're having a concert with the best random pianists in Australia.
17:55That's cool.
17:56I cannot wait for the recital.
17:58The big night is finally here.
18:01Showtime!
18:02Here we go.
18:03Amanda Keller is such a good host for this.
18:05And let the music work its magic.
18:08Yeah, let's go.
18:09And first to hit the stage is...
18:10Lewis!
18:11Woo!
18:12I can't hear you!
18:13Woo-hoo!
18:14All right, let's get it!
18:17Woo!
18:18Let it be good.
18:26He is fantastic.
18:28Thank you, thank you!
18:29Ah!
18:30Are you OK?
18:31No.
18:33Next up is 14-year-old Caitlin.
18:3514.
18:36We are so untalented.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Oh, wow, she's incredible.
18:41She's not even watching what she's doing.
18:43She'll be so quick at writing emails.
18:48Legend.
18:49Then it was time for First Nations elder Peter...
18:52Go, Uncle.
18:53...and linguist Rosie to perform.
18:55He's the last person in the world to speak his language.
18:59What?
19:00Wait, he's the only one?
19:01Oh.
19:01Peter's songwriting is legacy work.
19:05I'm cheering up.
19:06He hasn't even done anything yet.
19:14Wow.
19:15Can you imagine me being the last person to speak your language?
19:22Oh, her voice.
19:23Goosebumps.
19:24Like, you don't even need to understand what's being said to feel moved by music.
19:28That's the amazing thing.
19:33Guys out there, holy wowza.
19:45This is amazing.
19:47What a come-together moment.
19:52Now his grandson's joining him.
19:53Oh.
19:54We'll take this language that you're giving us...
19:57...and the land that you're handing over...
19:59...and we will take care of it.
20:01Oh, my God!
20:05Man, that was amazing.
20:07Oh, we okay, you two?
20:08No.
20:09That's the most I've cried in, like, several years.
20:13Let him see you!
20:14Get him off stage now!
20:16Get him off!
20:17All right, let's see if CJ can lighten the mood.
20:20Okay, come on, brother.
20:21Take us somewhere else!
20:26Oh, I like that!
20:29Bit cheeky.
20:33He looks so cool playing that piano.
20:34He's an entertainer!
20:36Bring it home, baby!
20:41Yes, CJ!
20:4216 years old.
20:43Absolutely smashed it.
20:45And the last performance for the night was...
20:47Erin!
20:47Erin, oh!
20:48I've been waiting for Erin.
20:49Remember she wrote that really sweet song about her dad with dementia?
20:52Oh, no!
20:53Get her off!
20:56I hope they don't show the father in old photos.
20:59Oh!
21:00Oh, that's again!
21:02Grace gazed me a visit every night.
21:06Come here, doll.
21:08Sadness gently snuggles in.
21:11Far in.
21:12It's just so sad!
21:14So I sing a lullaby for the old man.
21:20Oh, my God!
21:22You can do what no one else can.
21:27Oh, God!
21:28And she's smiling at it.
21:29It's just really sad.
21:31Almost makes me want to pick up the phone and call my dad.
21:33But then I remembered he's a dick.
21:36And I'm not going to.
21:43Everyone in the crowd's crying.
21:45Australia's crying.
21:46Yeah, I am, yeah.
21:47I blame that antihistamine you gave me before.
21:52Oh, my gosh.
21:54I love them all.
21:55I love you all.
21:56Such a heartwarming show.
21:58I hate these shows!
22:01If you tell anyone that I've cried while watching a show about people playing the piano,
22:05you are dead to me.
22:06If you tell people about me, I'll tell people about you.
22:08You are dead to me.
22:09What happens on this couch stays on this couch, okay?
22:23Mwah.
22:25Mwah.
22:27All right, enough of that, dude.
22:29Now he's licking his balls.
22:32That's what he was doing before.
22:33He licked your face as well.
22:34On Tuesday, Channel 7 laid down some new rules.
22:38Ooh, what is it?
22:39My Kitchen Rules?
22:40No.
22:40House Rules?
22:41No, it's a new renovation show.
22:43My Reno Rules.
22:45That sounds familiar.
22:46Yep.
22:47And so is this guy.
22:48Hey, it's Adrian Portelli.
22:49The lottery man.
22:50The Lambo guy.
22:51He's one of Australia's youngest billionaires.
22:54And he's bankrolling it.
22:56He used to buy all the properties from The Block.
22:58The actual Block.
22:59Yes.
23:00Like the show The Block.
23:01Yes.
23:01Oh, my God!
23:02Adrian Portelli has snapped up these two rundown homes in Bulleen, Melbourne.
23:07Bulleen?
23:08That's not far from here.
23:08I love houses like that.
23:10I hope they leave the front of it as it is.
23:12They won't.
23:12Because four teams will renovate two houses.
23:15Oh, so we're literally just doing The Block.
23:17No, it's nothing like The Block.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Holy shit, we have Neil Whittaker.
23:21Yeah.
23:21I was like, have we got a Neil Whittaker actor?
23:23And there's Shana Blaze.
23:24No, that's not her.
23:26Where's Scotty Cam when you need him?
23:27He's not here.
23:28But the host is...
23:29Chris.
23:30Chris.
23:31Chris Brown?
23:32Oh, no!
23:32Where are the animals?
23:33He realises there's no money in animals.
23:35Yeah.
23:36I'm going into the construction game.
23:37I'm sure our contestants can pull it off.
23:40All right, let's make the teams.
23:41First is Frankie and Isaac.
23:43We're a couple of Greeks.
23:44They're Greeks!
23:45Oh!
23:46Oh, la, la.
23:49Oh, they're Greeks!
23:54Ah, so this reno show won't be done for years.
23:56Then there's Mitch and Shaz.
23:58That's Aussie.
23:59There's also Nathan and Julia.
24:00She looks like G Flip.
24:02And that's fine.
24:03Finally, there's Michelle and daughter Emma,
24:05who runs a...
24:06Property developing and interior design-based service.
24:08Looks like she's done some design on the face.
24:11Righto, let's find out the reno rules.
24:13You will have one week to complete your first space.
24:18One week!
24:19That's not a lot of time.
24:21It's just like The Block.
24:22It's exactly the same as The Block.
24:23It is The Block.
24:24It's definitely not like The Block,
24:26because when the houses are finished...
24:28We're not going to auction them away.
24:29Jesus.
24:30What?
24:30What are we doing?
24:32We're actually going to give them away
24:33to two Australian families.
24:36Oh, wow.
24:37That is the best price ever.
24:39Your reno starts...
24:41Now!
24:42But before they start,
24:44Emma didn't get the...
24:45Workwear memo.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47What are you doing?
24:48It's fashion.
24:49Where did you think you were going?
24:50You're on a construction site.
24:52I'm happy if you cut them off.
24:53No way!
24:54They're her best ripped jeans.
24:56No, it's a hazard, Emma.
24:58Come on.
24:58Does it meet standards now?
25:00It's giving standards.
25:01It's probably actually an improvement.
25:03That looks like something Balenciaga would sell.
25:05It's actually not bad.
25:06Yeah, I'd wear those.
25:07Thanks, babe.
25:08With the fashion fixed,
25:09Emma and Michelle get to work on their living room.
25:12Let's see how they're going to wow us.
25:13With a giant circular chandelier
25:15and a micro-cement feature wall...
25:17Wow.
25:18..and Builder Harley has been going over the quote.
25:21Brace yourselves.
25:22Uh-oh.
25:22Oh, no.
25:23They're over budget.
25:25$23,000.
25:27That's the prices you're paying nowadays, ladies.
25:29I spend more on my lips.
25:31What's your budget?
25:32Close to nine grand.
25:34Ooh!
25:35For the whole thing?
25:36Off goes the micro-cement.
25:38Instead, they're doing a DIY painted rust effect,
25:41but the wall needs to dry first.
25:43The wall in the living room is still very wet.
25:46They're going to have to get the hairdryers on them.
25:47Don't go too close.
25:48It'll melt her face.
25:49You're going to have to slow down.
25:51Can you just...?
25:52We can't paint you yet.
25:53I know, Mum.
25:54This is like Vestie and Mum.
25:56You, Mum, stop stupid for me.
25:58Yeah, they're telling you you're embarrassing, you're rude.
26:01You can calm down.
26:03I like to sit fine.
26:04You're embarrassing.
26:05How about you stop talking to your mother like that?
26:07I'd be saying, pipe down, judgey.
26:09You wait till the camera's off
26:10and she takes off her shahater and throws it at you.
26:12So after this layer of another cloud of black...
26:15Oh!
26:17Yuck.
26:17Is that what it's going to look like at the end?
26:19It's not looking good.
26:20That is a one out of ten.
26:22Right, this cost.
26:23I know, Mum.
26:24Oh, God.
26:25It looks shithouse.
26:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:30Looks shithouse.
26:31Yes, it does.
26:32Bring the judges in, quick!
26:34Next time on My Renault Rules.
26:36Oh!
26:37No!
26:37When did anyone get to see the finish?
26:38Show me the rust.
26:41I can load.
26:42For a Renault show, it's actually pretty good.
26:44Yeah.
26:45I don't care about the house.
26:46I need to see the wall.
26:47I would watch that whole series.
26:49I think we do.
26:50I think we must.
26:51I think we rust.
27:06The world is your oyster, ladies and gents.
27:08Does that saying even mean, the world is your oyster?
27:10Because oysters are typically not meant to be very nice.
27:12So the world will sometimes not be very nice to you.
27:15Do you swallow it?
27:16Or do you say, no, thank you?
27:18Are we talking about oysters?
27:21Wednesday on SBS, we watched a food show from Canada.
27:25Locals, welcome.
27:26This looks fun.
27:28Didn't even know SBS had a food channel.
27:30Yeah, it's huge.
27:31SBS Food's been on for 20 years.
27:32First, we meet our host, Toronto food writer Suresh Dos.
27:36When I was four, my family moved from Sri Lanka to Nigeria.
27:39Sri Lanka!
27:40Sri Lanka?
27:41Wow.
27:42And ever since then, it has held a special place in my heart.
27:45I've known heaps of Nigerians.
27:47They're lovely people.
27:47They're always wanting to donate millions and millions of dollars to me via email.
27:51And in this episode, he's discovering the Nigerian food scene in Toronto.
27:55They call it Niger.
27:56Niger.
27:57Oh, we're doing Nigerian food in Canada.
28:00I actually don't know much about Nigerian food.
28:01I think this is going to be really good.
28:02First up, the Brampton location of Niger Jollof.
28:05Jollof!
28:06Jollof I've heard of.
28:07Is it similar to African food?
28:10Yes.
28:10Because I've been to an African restaurant.
28:13Where's Nigeria, Faye?
28:14Nothing takes me back to being a kid in Lagos like our Jollof rice.
28:17Jollof rice!
28:18Yes.
28:19What is Jollof rice?
28:21Jollof rice is the most iconic of all West African dishes.
28:24Oh.
28:25Oh.
28:25Oh, that looks good.
28:28Looks like rice with some meat.
28:30I have blended tomatoes, curry, chicken broth, the rice of course.
28:34Yum.
28:35That'd be so good.
28:37This is going to make me hungry.
28:38Lucky I'm eating.
28:39The most important ingredients in Jollof rice?
28:42Love.
28:43I've got to make that Jollof rice with love.
28:45To be honest, I think it's the one thing that we like in our house.
28:48There's lots of love in the house.
28:50We just forget to put it in the food.
28:53Okay, bro, tell us what it's like.
28:55Mm-hmm.
28:56Mm-hmm.
28:56Mm-hmm.
28:57Oh, it makes me want to dance.
28:58Oh, you know the food's good when you start getting the dance.
29:00I can taste it too.
29:02I'm here for the Jollof, but Beauty wants to share a traditional soup that's special to her.
29:05Ooh.
29:06What's that?
29:07This is authentic Vitaly soup.
29:08This is such a beautiful looking soup.
29:11Beautiful.
29:12Does he have glasses?
29:13This is what we use to dip.
29:14What's that?
29:15They call it fufu.
29:16Oh, fufu?
29:18What is that?
29:18Dough?
29:19Pounded.
29:19Yum.
29:20So you open it up.
29:21And you put it in your hand and you roll it and then you dip it in.
29:25Oh.
29:26Where have you had this?
29:27I haven't, but I actually watch heaps of TikToks of people eating fufu.
29:31Really?
29:32Yeah, it's fascinating.
29:33Oh, my goodness.
29:34Ooh.
29:35Ooh.
29:36I'm okay to eat the food, but I don't like eating with my hands.
29:39That's their culture.
29:40How do they eat it?
29:41I go to a Chinese place, they give me chopsticks, I'll just look at them.
29:44What are your nuts?
29:45I need a knife and fork.
29:45We'll be here for two months trying to eat it.
29:47Okay, let's see if the next place hits the spot.
29:50Diana Okafor is chef and owner of Regals, a local favorite.
29:53All right, Diana, what have you got for us?
29:55Yum.
29:55Oh, my goodness.
29:56Yum.
29:57What's that?
29:57It's chicken.
29:58I don't recognize what this is.
30:00It's chicken.
30:00This is not chicken.
30:02Guinea fowl.
30:03Oh, it's guinea fowl.
30:05Guinea fowl.
30:06Chicken?
30:07Probably tastes like chicken.
30:08The flavor is top notch.
30:09But does it come with garlic?
30:10That's what I want to know.
30:11Typically, it's made with garlic.
30:13Garlic!
30:14I'm in!
30:14Like ginger, cloves, cayenne.
30:17Yum!
30:17I'd probably eat that, but not with all the spices on it.
30:19Would you like more seer spice, or you're doing okay with the heat?
30:22Give me more heat.
30:23More heat?
30:23Yeah, heat it up.
30:24Make it burn twice.
30:26Oh, yeah.
30:26Oh, yeah.
30:27Very spicy.
30:28He's back on his happy dancing.
30:30I mean, whoa.
30:31Do you dance when you eat?
30:33Well, let's see if there's any happy dancing at his last destination, a trendy city bar.
30:38Oh, my God.
30:38This is our type of joint.
30:41And you get food.
30:42And that's good for us, because sometimes we forget to eat when we drink.
30:46And then we forget what happens.
30:48Welcome to my humble kitchen.
30:50While Tobi's cooking is rooted in Nigerian cuisine, he really expresses his creativity by doing something different.
30:56Oh, wow.
30:57Oh, yum.
30:58That dessert looks amazing.
30:59I would not expect that bloke to be doing fine art drawings on food.
31:04This is a good example here.
31:05This is Nigerian puff puffs.
31:07Oh, yeah.
31:07Puff puffs.
31:08Oh.
31:09That's like nookumades.
31:10It's nookumades.
31:11Made in Nigeria.
31:13Wow.
31:14He's about to get the shoulder wrinkles again.
31:16There he goes.
31:17There he goes.
31:18He's loving it.
31:18Full body reaction.
31:20Niger.
31:20Niger.
31:21Niger.
31:22What does Niger mean to you?
31:23It's my choice for me to define Nigeria as a world.
31:26Because that means I can actually do something with my country and that's why I'm so proud of it.
31:31Every culture is proud of their food and they want to share it.
31:35Yeah.
31:36Food brings everyone together.
31:37There is actually nothing I love more in life than sitting around eating with people.
31:42Drinking with people.
31:45I enjoyed that.
31:46That was an awesome show.
31:47There was a Sri Lankan involved.
31:49Now all I want to know is where can I get that in Melbourne?
31:52Oh, I feel like takeaway now.
31:53Yeah, let's get some food.
31:54I'm starving.
31:55Absolutely starving.
32:11In Sydney, Ace has a cold.
32:15Ace?
32:16Oh!
32:19Oh, my gosh.
32:24This week on Stan, we streamed a new dark comedy that features a married couple, Les and Lindy.
32:30This is a love story.
32:32Oh!
32:33But Lindy's not happy.
32:35My husband made me small.
32:37Wait, are we talking metaphorically?
32:39No.
32:40He made me six inches tall.
32:43Oh, wait.
32:44She's tiny.
32:45Like, literally small.
32:46Her husband shrunk her?
32:47I'm literally the size of a dry martini.
32:50Six inches?
32:51That's as big as...
32:53The miniature wife!
32:55You know what this is?
32:56Honey, I shrunk for the kids.
32:57I was just going to say.
32:58Remember that movie from 30 years ago?
33:00Yeah, but we're not going back that far.
33:01To us.
33:03Two weeks earlier, what happened on date night?
33:05To the journey.
33:06Is that her?
33:06That's her.
33:07Before she got shrunk.
33:09Yeah.
33:09Oh, so she looks normal size now.
33:11Let's see how she got miniature.
33:13Well, we'll get to that.
33:14But for now, Les and Lindy are trying to fix their marriage.
33:17So we can renew our vows.
33:19Ooh!
33:19We should do that now.
33:20Oh, Christ, no.
33:21We made the mistake the first time.
33:22Why are you going to do it again?
33:23New year.
33:25New us.
33:25Even though on the wedding certificate I've signed as a groom.
33:28You signed the groom, I signed the bride.
33:30But that's the way it's worked out, didn't it?
33:32I love you.
33:35Lindy, I love you too.
33:37When does the wife become miniature?
33:40Like, I know we're watching the miniature wife.
33:41At the moment, she's just wife.
33:44Yeah, soon.
33:45But first, scientist Les is trying to get billionaire Hilton to invest in his new technology.
33:50Now, what if we could take an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of its original size?
33:56Okay, Steve Jobs, calm down.
34:05No way.
34:08Huh?
34:08No way.
34:09Where is it?
34:10We call this the future.
34:12Oh, what?
34:13Oh, he's making baby corns.
34:14They already exist.
34:15They come in a can.
34:16Honey, I shrunk the corn.
34:17Make it big.
34:18I want to taste it.
34:21Oh.
34:21Oh, we don't know how to do that yet.
34:22Oh, so they can't reverse it.
34:24Oh, a big corn takes a big investment.
34:26Yeah.
34:27Okay.
34:29We need to shrink this.
34:31Not now, because we're off to a party and Hilton wants a chat with Lindy.
34:35I know amazing style when I see it.
34:37Oh, she's got to swoon him to get the cash.
34:39I can't tell you that.
34:41She needs to take that hair out.
34:42I've got a hair out for her.
34:44But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
34:48If I was an investor, that's exactly what I want to hear.
34:51Which is why Hilton gives Les the money.
34:54Thank you so much.
34:55Thank you so much.
34:56I want to go to work right away.
34:57Oh, so she helped.
34:58I wish she'd helped the plot of the show.
35:01And with the cash locked in.
35:03Let's move our renewing our vows to next year.
35:05That's a fantastic idea.
35:06Les, no, I didn't.
35:07What?
35:08Uh-oh.
35:08So I'll see you when I see you.
35:09I'll be back when I'm back.
35:10And I love you.
35:11And I can't wait for new year, new us next year.
35:14Whoa.
35:15This guy sucks.
35:16We need to shrink him down.
35:20See, now she has to pick all that up.
35:22Why would you do that?
35:23So when does she get shrunk?
35:25Yeah, very soon.
35:26But first, Les is packing up his lab to bring it home for the holidays.
35:30We're getting to the good bit, hopefully.
35:32We are.
35:33Here's Lindy.
35:34I'm leaving you.
35:35Shrinker.
35:37Shrinker now.
35:37I have been by your side for 15 years.
35:40But I didn't get my moment.
35:41I didn't get my prize.
35:43Oh, no, he hit the button.
35:45The little truck's going to come out.
35:46The truck's going to spray you.
35:48And this is how she gets small.
35:49And there it is, everyone.
35:52That's our show.
35:53Imagine you're getting shrunk by our Hot Wheels.
35:55This is the top secret thing you've been working on.
36:00Hey, put it down.
36:00Give me that.
36:01Give me that.
36:01A Tonka truck.
36:03Put it down.
36:04Why are you facing it to yourself like a gun?
36:06You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
36:09You know what?
36:10You deserve to get shrunk.
36:11Come on, shrink her now.
36:14Oh, my God.
36:16Did he do it on purpose?
36:18Yeah.
36:18He did it.
36:19He pressed it.
36:20Oopsie.
36:21What did you do?
36:23Shrink, baby, shrink.
36:24Bye-bye.
36:26Oh, down she goes.
36:29Finally, something interesting.
36:31There she is.
36:32Wendy.
36:33Say something.
36:34Are you alive?
36:35Would you just do little pinky sepias?
36:37Oh, you're alive!
36:40Oh, she's so tiny.
36:43Run those little legs.
36:44Run!
36:45Oh.
36:46Oh.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48I don't want to batten out.
36:50Oh, gosh.
36:51I wish she was shrunk within the past five minutes.
36:54I kind of like that a little bit, eh?
36:55Yeah.
36:55I think you've got the hots for the wife.
36:57That's why.
36:57Does that not take you back?
36:59Dude, it's just recycling 30-year-old ideas.
37:03Yeah.
37:17I go away for a boys' weekend and I get, call me, call me, urgent, urgent.
37:21I'm ringing mum.
37:22I can't find the remote.
37:23Where is it?
37:24I've taken the house apart.
37:25I had it at four o'clock and by five o'clock it was gone.
37:29I reckon the remote control's in the freezer or something like that.
37:31No, I've already looked.
37:32Really?
37:33In the freezer.
37:34In the bloody freezer.
37:36Thursday on 10, we sat down with a new celeb chat show from the UK.
37:40Oh.
37:41I love a good talk show.
37:43Get the challenge into it.
37:44Come on.
37:45The Claudia Winkleman show.
37:47Who the hell is Claudia Winkleman?
37:49This lady.
37:50Hello.
37:50Oh, yes.
37:51She's the tradest lady.
37:52She's got the bangs.
37:53The world's most famous bangs.
37:54Yeah.
37:55She also has a massive couch.
37:56Oh.
37:57This is like Graham Norton but it's done by Claudia Winkleman.
37:59Pretty much.
38:00I'm so excited.
38:01I'm so excited.
38:02Does she get all the guests that Graham Norton rejects?
38:04Well, maybe.
38:05The first reje- I mean celebrity guest is comedian Tom Allen.
38:09I love Tom Allen.
38:10He's my favourite British queer.
38:12Actress and singer Vanessa Williams.
38:14Oh, yeah.
38:14I remember her.
38:15She was on Desperate Housewives.
38:16She's so stunning, isn't she?
38:18And the absolutely fabulous Jennifer Saunders.
38:21Oh, Jennifer.
38:22Who's Jennifer Saunders?
38:23Who's Jennifer Saunders?
38:26Absolutely fabulous.
38:27What makes her absolutely fabulous?
38:29Am I going crazy?
38:30How do you both not know Ab Fab?
38:33Do we look like Ab Fab demographic?
38:36Jennifer Saunders.
38:37Wow.
38:37What the heck?
38:39And Claudia's final guest is Hollywood star Jeff...
38:42Goal...
38:42Goal...
38:42Goal...
38:43Jeff Goldblum.
38:44Goldblum.
38:45He's from Jurassic Park.
38:46How many does he play?
38:47The old dinosaurs or something?
38:48Oh, now you're making me feel like a dinosaur.
38:50On to the first topic.
38:51How do you feel about the set?
38:53Sorry, what?
38:54I think it's starting.
38:56I'm basically on a buffet.
38:57My parents used to have a buffet and then when I came out,
39:00they suddenly changed it to the footstool.
39:03He's funny.
39:04He's cheeky.
39:05Would you like to meet the woman who chose the colour of the sofa?
39:09What?
39:09This is Trudy.
39:10This is Trudy.
39:11I love that we've got four big-time celebrities.
39:13We're going to talk to Trudy about the choice of couch.
39:16What would you call this colour, please?
39:17A very dark teal.
39:20Let's unpack some salacious Hollywood gossip.
39:22Yeah, let's talk to some of the guests.
39:24I've become slightly obsessed.
39:25With your wife.
39:26Who's Jeff Goldblum's wife?
39:27She performs with you.
39:29We have a clip.
39:30She's spectacular.
39:30This is Emily.
39:31Oh, is that her?
39:32That's Emily.
39:33Jeez.
39:34They must have a good time.
39:35She was in the Olympics.
39:37That's so impressive.
39:38Yeah, that's cool.
39:39To do that, she must be like 15, 16.
39:42Ah, can someone look that up?
39:43The only thing more searched than how old is Jeff Goldblum
39:46is how old is Jeff Goldblum's wife?
39:49Yeah, and?
39:50She's 43.
39:51Oh, phew.
39:52She's fantastic.
39:53She's still a world-class athlete.
39:54We're all thinking about the same thing.
39:56What's sex like?
39:57Yeah.
39:57You just lie there?
39:58Yes.
39:58And she just does acrobatics on top of you?
40:00She does.
40:01Every move is quite a picture.
40:04Don't say that.
40:05Well, Jeff's got a move of his own.
40:07Ready?
40:07Yeah.
40:10So she's doing that, and he's laying in bed doing that.
40:13That's right.
40:14Are they going?
40:15Yeah.
40:15That is unreal.
40:16Is it as big as his butt?
40:17The ear size?
40:18Yeah.
40:18No.
40:20I don't want to play anymore.
40:21Okay, let's move on.
40:22I love pencils.
40:23Pencils.
40:24Yoshi, are you alive?
40:25I love pencils too.
40:27Oh my God, Jeff and I have so much in common.
40:29This is going to blow your mind.
40:30Is it?
40:30There is a woman here.
40:32Oh no.
40:33Who designs pencils.
40:35No.
40:36Designs pencils.
40:37Is it Mr. Scribble?
40:38Hasn't she got gifts on?
40:39Our best pencil is the drawing pencil.
40:42It's actually quite fun going pencil or pen shopping in Officeworks.
40:47You need to join them on that couch.
40:49What else do we have?
40:50Would you like to chat to somebody who converses with ghosts?
40:53Yes.
40:54Ghosts?
40:54Ghosts?
40:55Where did that question come from?
40:56We've had the pencil lady.
40:57We've had the couch lady.
40:59Is there anyone here?
41:00I'm not working right now, and I think that's the misconception.
41:03Oh, I like the way you just clock on and clock out.
41:06How is she clocking off?
41:08Spirits don't clock off.
41:10It feels like we're watching Kerri-Ann Kennelly.
41:12Next, we're going to be talking about the panda having a baby at the zoo.
41:15Then we're going to have a dog on.
41:16Ladies and gentlemen, Percy.
41:20Why did we have a dog on the show?
41:22No way.
41:23Come on, Percy.
41:24Oh, my God.
41:25They've got everything in the audience.
41:27I reckon Yoshi's cuter than that, though.
41:29Come on, then.
41:29Sit on.
41:30This is Tom.
41:30No, never.
41:31He's more interested in you.
41:32This is the story of my life.
41:33I mean, she's just...
41:34Give him the show.
41:35Okay, he needs to leave.
41:36Thank you so much.
41:37You know the show's tanking when you've got to bring animals on.
41:41Yep.
41:42Thank you so much for watching.
41:44Good night.
41:44Brilliant.
41:45I actually really love this concept because you have no idea what's going to happen that episode.
41:50Yeah, it's weird.
41:51It's just as weird as Claudia is.
42:07In the car on the way back from daycare the other day, Celia goes, Dad, I've got so many friends.
42:11I was like, that's right, you do have lots of friends.
42:13And she goes, you don't have any friends.
42:15I said, what about Uncle Simon?
42:17And she goes, he's not your friend.
42:19Oh, I told her not to tell you.
42:24This program examines medical conditions and the procedures involved with treating them.
42:28Oh!
42:29Medical procedures.
42:30Medical procedures.
42:31Oh, please tell me this is pimple poppers.
42:34Not quite.
42:35It's HBO's new medical show called...
42:37About Faith.
42:39This is going to be absolutely gory with a capital G.
42:42I'm just saying right now, I'm hiding under this.
42:45And the series follows a team of three plastic surgeons in LA.
42:48And we take on some of the most difficult cases in the world.
42:51Here we go.
42:51I am so excited.
42:53There is Bron Ziegler.
42:56Holy!
42:57Oh!
42:58Good Lord Almighty!
43:00That's impressive.
43:01Impressive is one way to say that.
43:03He's got a second head.
43:05Do you reckon he's named it?
43:06It's about the size, I would say...
43:07Cricket ball.
43:08Mate, it's got slices and you've written all over it.
43:10It's hard to smile, hard to eat, and it makes it hard to speak.
43:13Poor guy.
43:14That's really awful.
43:16He can donate a tit to a woman in need.
43:18Matt!
43:19Sorry.
43:19His diagnosis is Dermatofibrosarcoma protuberant.
43:23Oh, of course.
43:24That's what I thought it was.
43:26So this is a serious tumour.
43:27This needs to be removed.
43:28This is going to be so satisfying to see it come off.
43:31Especially for Ron.
43:32Come on.
43:34Start excavating.
43:35Everyone, look away.
43:36I'll watch for the team.
43:37Incision.
43:39No!
43:40No!
43:42Oh!
43:42Oh, he's just going for it.
43:43This big mass right here has this shell around it.
43:47Oh!
43:48Oh, look at it.
43:49Wow, we are seeing everything.
43:51Yes.
43:52This capsule that's containing it.
43:54Oh!
43:55Well, it looks like a boob, actually, at that angle.
43:57Don't watch.
43:57Almost like you can stick a finger in there, in fact.
43:59Let's just see if we can push through.
44:01Stick a finger in there!
44:02Don't do that.
44:03Don't play with it.
44:04What did I just say to you?
44:06Oh, my gosh!
44:07Hopefully it just pops out.
44:09Oh!
44:09Please just pop out.
44:10So I'm being super cautious, super meticulous.
44:14Five hours.
44:15He's earned his money this boat.
44:16Only a little tiny connection left.
44:18Oh, I reckon just twist it and pull it.
44:19I want to see him get that thing out and kick it across the room.
44:22Here it goes.
44:23Oh!
44:24So close, so close.
44:27Freedom!
44:28Yes!
44:29It's out.
44:30It's okay.
44:30It's all right.
44:31Pretty impressive.
44:32You know the biggest potato you've ever had in your life?
44:34No!
44:36Would you want to keep it?
44:37Yeah.
44:38Blop!
44:39Oh, my goodness.
44:40It's gone in the jar.
44:41Put that on the mantelpiece.
44:43I cannot wait to see the after.
44:45Hey!
44:45Hello!
44:46Hey, there's the man.
44:47Show us your face.
44:48Show us your face.
44:49You look awesome.
44:51Show us the other side.
44:52Show the ball side.
44:53I am very glad.
44:54Wow, dude.
44:55He looks so good.
44:56I mean, he should shave his head.
44:58It's looking really good.
44:59The scars are healing nice.
45:01Amazing.
45:02You got a good contour to the cheek.
45:04The symmetry is quite good as well.
45:06What a difference.
45:07He can sit down like this rather than having his head sloped.
45:09Thank you very much.
45:10Of course.
45:11I'm so happy for you.
45:12So much better.
45:13Okay, let's meet our next patient.
45:16She was born with a Port Weinstein.
45:18That's a birthmark.
45:20Jeepers, that's massive.
45:21It's a pretty severe case.
45:23Poor girl.
45:24It's really tough because it affects their life and it affects their confidence.
45:27It has affected my lip.
45:28There's just so much blood flow that my lower lip has just slowly grown over time.
45:32Nothing wrong with having big lips.
45:33Some people in LA would kill for lip like that.
45:35I would like to reduce the size of the lower lip.
45:38Great.
45:38How is she reducing her lip?
45:40My plan is just to go in here, excise this old scar.
45:43This could be a little bit tough.
45:45Incision.
45:47All right, off you go.
45:49You're annoying.
45:49All I'm looking at is this really firm, unhealthy, unnatural looking tissue.
45:54Oh, no.
45:55Jeepers.
45:56Okay, I'm out.
45:57The Jeepers got me.
45:58Bounce the muscle.
45:59Bounce the muscle.
46:00Is that her lip turned inside out?
46:01Yeah.
46:02They're pulling open her lip like it's bubble gum.
46:05Amazing what's inside there.
46:06See that?
46:07Oh.
46:07That's good.
46:08Yeah, that's what we were talking about.
46:09It's starting to look like strawberry jam now.
46:12Come on.
46:12It's a little wrap now.
46:13I haven't eaten.
46:14All right, we're done.
46:15They're stitching up what was her lip.
46:17So I am pretty happy.
46:19The hard part is now on Danielle.
46:21It's done.
46:22It's the reveal now.
46:24Let's see.
46:25Show us the lips.
46:26Hello, hello.
46:28Hi.
46:29Hey.
46:29Wow.
46:31What the heck?
46:32That is unreal.
46:33I feel good on the inside and now I feel good on the outside.
46:36Wow.
46:38I think it's changed my life in a bunch of different ways.
46:40See?
46:41Confidence?
46:42It's helped her confidence.
46:43Good on her.
46:44Great job, guys.
46:46Wowza.
46:47About face.
46:48That was so good.
46:50Oh, that was amazing.
46:51I've got a headache.
46:52That was one of the most gross things I've seen,
46:56but heartwarming at the same time.
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