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00:02Oh
00:34I
00:36Welcome to taskmaster
00:38The only show on television that conclusively proves that all of life's struggles are ultimately pointless and that the gods
00:44are just toying with us before death
00:47younger viewers
00:49The trials commence let's meet our five competitors from wildly different parts of the globe like the north of England
00:56Dublin the north of England the west of England and the north of England
01:18I'm sitting next to me a man who admitted to me that he photocopied an elderly relative's blue parking badge
01:24So that he could enjoy the Hollywood spaces near the entrance to Tesco
01:38I'm feeling good. I'm looking great. I think I've cracked it. I've got a new health regime. It's so simple.
01:43Honestly, I don't go to the gym
01:44It's just dog walking
01:4645 minutes a day dog walking so the opening section of the show is you you've walked your dog a
01:51bit and you feel like you've lost some weight
01:52No, not quite. No, no 45 minutes dog walking coming to show you. It's just it's like that
02:01Okay, I'm with the price task then jolly good. Yes, you've got it pop it and this week they've brought
02:09in
02:21the most fun thing to turn upside down so there will be five points for the most fun thing to
02:28turn upside down and all five fun things will go home with the episode winner who can keep them whichever
02:31way up they bloody well want
02:33Welcome contestants Steve start with you today. How are you? I'm very well. Thank you puppet. How are you?
02:42What have you brought me you can turn upside down that I'll have fun with a calculator
02:50Yeah, and I approve this message
02:53Do you know the number is eight oh oh eight it's five three one eight double oh eight and here
03:00it is
03:01Yeah, yeah, you turn that upside down. He's saying that I don't like I don't know
03:06Well, I thought you might find boobies a little bit limited so
03:12As well as your boobies well should you go for me I thought it might be nice to compose a
03:20calculator haiku
03:21Oh
03:22Um, so a haiku obviously is a japanese poem with five syllables seven syllables and five syllables we go to
03:28a haiku club every sunday
03:31So this is a calculator haiku big boss gobbles eggs
03:36His hole oozes shizzle
03:39gosh
03:41Beige blobs soil his shoes
03:49Thank you who's next sophie. What have you brought in that's nice turned upside down steak pudding
03:57It's one of a northern delicacies. It's very beautiful poppet
04:01You steam it it's got gravy in the center with steak chunks. Sorry. You ask sophie if she thinks I
04:09don't know what a pie
04:13I
04:14Think you may have missed the point of this
04:16You can't just tell me a thing you like eating
04:19Well, it's the most fun thing to turn upside down
04:22They're very satisfying to pull the tinfoil off. Yeah, thank you
04:26And if you had two of them at the same time
04:29boobies
04:34John
04:35Greg what have you bought us? I have brought in the chicago bulls logo
04:41Are familiar with that lovely big bull? Yes. Why is it going to be fun when I turn it upside
04:45down?
04:45I don't like to curse too much on telly at greg because my mum will be watching this
04:52There's no other way to describe this to you. What happens when you turn it upside down. Okay. It looks
04:57like a robot fucking a crab
05:02That's another of my fantasies
05:04There we go, okay
05:10I don't we watch the positioning it is a sad robot making sweet love to a crab from behind behind
05:18The robot isn't happy about this
05:22The robot is angry
05:26Initiate it because they're obviously moving left to right
05:30Maybe the robots angry because he's got a nasty case of humans
05:41Nick well if you bring up the picture then i'll be able to explain so a friend of my mum's
05:47at the church that she goes to
05:48went on holiday and
05:52Bought them all back these lovely vases
05:56My mum popped some flowers in watered the flowers
06:00And then the following week said to him he's like oh i'm so sorry it's just it is just leaking
06:04and he's like it is a drum
06:07This is a debate but i put it to you that there's not a person in this room who didn't
06:11think why someone put flowers in that drum
06:14That's the opposite of what she thought
06:17I don't know
06:17Joanne yes so you know the way bats they hang normally upside down but if you flip a bat around
06:23so it's facing up when it's upside down
06:26let's start again
06:29Bats sleep upside down bats sleep upside down traditionally what you're saying is if you flip a bat while it's
06:34sleeping
06:34So it looks like it's standing up but it's actually upside down yeah
06:37It looks like kind of a goth disco first of all this is what she's brought in which is a
06:41bat yeah
06:43But what this bat represents is a goth disco yeah demonstrated here by some bats
07:03In the machine
07:06Oh god i'm gonna actually have to think about the points
07:09You just pop pudding at the bottom
07:14I'm gonna give the crab three points and then i'm gonna give the drum four points because i just think
07:20it's adorable and uh the bats are just
07:24haunting and steve's genius should be rewarded for all that work so i'll give bats and steve five points
07:30Oh
07:31Right okay go on i'm steve if i can
07:35Okay let's get going what have you got for me alex a former romanian football player greg because the five
07:42competitors are about to try their hand at petrescu
07:46petrescu they're going to rescue a pet
07:58huh
08:03ha ha ha ha ha
08:06Jo-am
08:08It's like a fantasy of mine is it yeah, well we do our best we did a lot of research
08:13I'm a raised
08:15All breaks. He's quite tender. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah
08:20They're all in his bed at night. Yes
08:26This is the task no envelope
08:29Missing
08:30rescue the cat goes by the name
08:33Patatas goes back goes by the name of patatas as in patatas bravas
08:38The cat must come out of the top hole
08:42There's a hell on the top of the dam
08:44Is there a claw do I have to man a claw it's up to you
08:48Your head may not enter the dome
08:52The door must remain closed
08:55This door but I've got to keep my head out. I
08:59Don't know where the cat is amongst this lot right
09:04Fastest wins
09:05Your time starts now I suppose a well, okay. I don't have a clue actually. Okay, I'm ready
09:15I've always wanted to be in one of those machines. Have a swim. Yeah, and then pulled out by a
09:20claw
09:20Has anyone ever wanted me on one of those things?
09:22Never
09:23Yeah, quite often
09:26It's just technique and practice. Have you one on one of those things?
09:29Okay, let's go. Let's see them trying to get patatas out of a big dome. Okay first up
09:34We're gonna see Joanne fulfill her fantasy and Steve fulfill his contractual obligations
09:39Here we go
09:41The door must remain closed
09:44Oh my god, there's a claw
09:47Amazing
09:49Oh
09:50Patatas patatas
09:52Have you definitely definitely read all the instructions?
09:54Uh, yes. Uh, yeah, the door must remain closed. I'm just seeing that the zip works
10:00All right, okay. Let's do it. No, let's do it the hard way
10:05So I have to find I see the cat there
10:08God, I wouldn't be rescuing that cat if it was mine. It looks like a bad job at taxidermy
10:15Okay, so I'm assuming this is relevant in some way. All right, we've got an opening
10:21Um, now I thought I saw patatas
10:24But how do I encourage him to... Oh, he's got to go out the top hole. I'm gonna try and
10:30fashion a noose for the cat's neck
10:33He didn't say it had to come out alive. He just thought it had to come out
10:37Have you used a ladder before?
10:44Okay, hold the ladder
10:49That's a big hook. It's a big hook. Big hook for a big job
10:54Okay, come on patatas
10:56Be brave us
10:59Where is he?
11:01Cumin
11:02If I grab the can and just throw it out the top
11:07Okay, if this goes back in now, I'm just gonna throw myself in front of a car
11:22I can't go through it all again. I've no hooks left
11:26I wonder could I blow him over
11:32Remember your head can't go in. It's not in at the moment. Yes, head not in
11:36Come on, patatas
11:38Cumin
11:40Is that patatas?
11:46Okay
11:54Well, I've stopped the puck, please
11:57Yeah, all right
11:59Maybe I could drag it back over
12:01Yeah
12:03Oh, this is actually quite good, this thing
12:06Should have gone with that at the start
12:09Right, there he is
12:10The cat must come out of the top of the hull
12:13Like the other option is to put rope through the roof and tie it
12:19Okay
12:19Tie the rope really fucking tight
12:22Oh, I've got an idea
12:23Can it go in the top and then come back out?
12:27Up we go
12:30If you fucking detach
12:46I should acknowledge
12:47Come on, patatas, be bravas
12:51You're coming over to my side now
12:52I am not
12:55Joanne, you were very pleased when you came up with the rope idea
12:58I was, yeah
12:58You were
12:59And I asked if we could just isolate your facial expression when you came up with your rope idea
13:07If you didn't know what the task was, that would be a very troubling still
13:11LAUGHTER
13:15We're back into crab and robot terms
13:17How did Joanne do?
13:20The task was to rescue the can
13:21She did all that in 22 minutes, 20 seconds
13:24Oh, right, how good
13:25I'd save your applause
13:28Bear in mind that Steve did it in 2 minutes 19
13:34Right, time for some adverts now
13:37BORING
13:48BORING
13:49You have returned just in the nick of time
13:52There's a cat that needs rescuing and he goes by the name of Patatas
13:55Yes, Patatas keeps getting stuck in the dome, poor thing
13:59And now it's time for Nick and Sophie to let the cat out of the bag
14:03OK, now can I go and get some stuff?
14:06OK
14:06Err, I'm just off to a shed
14:08Do you know what, sod it, I'm just going to go in
14:11That's sort of like a cat, isn't it?
14:12That fur
14:14Ah, a cat
14:15That's actually a cat
14:16Oh, no, it's a wolf
14:18LAUGHTER
14:20I can see the cat
14:22Oh, yeah
14:23The idea is to sort of make a little pole thing
14:28I might just go with the panda, you know
14:30Oh, there he is
14:32I can see him
14:33You found Patatas
14:35I could make, like, a really sticky end
14:38Make a sticky end
14:39Yeah
14:40Alright, now we go and have a look in the shed
14:43I need a fishing rod
14:44It's about fishing
14:47It's about fishing
14:48OK, this looks good
14:50OK
14:50This looks good
14:51Right, couple of magnets
14:53Oh, yeah
14:53Couple of magnets and a sticky end, I think
14:56Couple of magnets and a sticky end
15:00Right, down we go
15:01In
15:04I'm so close to the bastard
15:06Come on
15:07There you go
15:15Oh, my God
15:17Oh, it's actually heavier than it
15:19It looks
15:22Now, if I was taller
15:24Bigger
15:25Hugier
15:39Are you allowed to go in?
15:41Right, I order you to go and pick him up and put him on my hook
15:47Now, my head, my arm can go in, can't it?
15:49Oh, yeah
15:50Between us, we might do this
15:52Oh, my goodness
15:53Oh, my goodness
15:55I think I've done it
15:57Gosh, come on
15:59Oh, hang on
15:59It's very heavy, actually
16:00They didn't say it with me
16:01Oh, my God
16:03I can't believe it
16:04Yes, patatas
16:05Right
16:06Here we go
16:08So
16:14Yes
16:19There you go
16:21So
16:22We've rescued the cat
16:23We've rescued the cat in the traditional method of flinging onto a roof
16:28Yes, you come on, you little bastard
16:30Come on
16:31He's nearly here
16:32Come on
16:33Woo!
16:34Woo!
16:36Woo!
16:37Woo!
16:37Stop the pot
16:38Good work
16:43Well, I'm glad you rescued potatoes
16:44Yeah
16:45Yeah
16:46Do you like him?
16:47He's all right
16:47I feel a bit resentful, but
16:49Yeah, thank you
16:54I've got the impression that neither of you were particularly concerned about potatoes' welfare during that
16:59Every man for themself, I think, isn't it?
17:02Every cat
17:03Yeah
17:04Did it say that we have to protect its welfare?
17:06No
17:07I just think I expected sort of internal kindness from you, Nick
17:11Yes
17:12Yeah
17:12Yeah
17:14What's Nick's system called?
17:16A couple of magnets and a sticky end
17:17Ah, yes
17:18And then you flung it through the hole
17:20The time was 14 minutes
17:2214 minutes
17:24Sophie took 10 minutes to spot, to spot patatas
17:31She took 26 minutes and 6 seconds
17:33APPLAUSE
17:36One person left
17:38Famously, cats catch robins, but can robins catch cat?
17:44BUZZER
17:45BUZZER
17:46This has got to be something, hasn't it?
17:49What's that for?
17:52Why is there that on the end?
17:54Ah!
17:56That's good
17:56Oh!
17:57Oh!
17:58Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:07Potatoes!
18:10Potatoes!
18:13Potatoes!
18:15I've got the clock off
18:17Bye-bye!
18:18Bye-bye!
18:20APPLAUSE
18:23Can I just add that over the past few minutes of watching everybody else's I've been having a very slow
18:29-level heart attack because I thought, did you remember to take it out of the top hole?
18:33You'll be thrilled to hear you did pop it out of the right hole?
18:35I did, I miss...
18:36Yeah, I'm panicking
18:37But...
18:38What?
18:39I do have to disqualify you
18:41No!
18:43No, I'm only joking
18:44Oh!
18:44Oh, my God!
18:49I'm actually sweating!
18:53There is, there is slight extra news, though
18:55No!
18:56We did heavily edit that
18:58You got very suspicious, first of all, that there was no cat at all
19:01Then you thought the boxing glove might be a distraction
19:03Then you opened the grabber
19:04Then you went to the shed to look for a hook
19:05And then you came back
19:06Your total time was 3 minutes 24
19:08Which is actually one minute slower than Steve
19:13So the actual timings
19:14Sophie gets one point, obviously
19:16Two to Joanne
19:16Three to Nick
19:17Four to John
19:18But five in the end to Steve Templeton
19:24Scoreboard, please
19:25Yes, well, we have three people
19:27Joanne, Nick and John
19:27All on seven points
19:29Sophie's on two
19:30And Steve's in the lead with ten points
19:31Hooray!
19:31Yay!
19:35OK
19:36Please may we have a team task, Alex
19:38Oh, yes
19:39Good shout, Gregopotamus
19:41And whoops!
19:42I think
19:42I think
19:44Um, whoopsie
19:45I think we've blown the visual FX budget for the whole series
19:49Watch this
20:00Hello
20:01Hello
20:02Oh, hi
20:06Jesus, John
20:08Do you know what?
20:09You've got ruthless there
20:10I'm so sorry
20:12I'm so sorry
20:13Where's Alex?
20:15Do we have to find him?
20:19No
20:19No
20:22Oh, God
20:23Oh, God
20:24Woo!
20:25Oh, dear
20:25Woo!
20:27A floating envelope and a floating head
20:29Amazing
20:30Oh, I caught it
20:32Well done
20:34Oh
20:36Oh
20:38Thank you
20:39Thank you
20:39Are you a green screen?
20:41Yeah, I'm a green screen
20:42Right
20:43Do the most epic thing using green material and this green screen onesie
20:51You have 30 minutes, your time starts now
20:55Why does it only green material, though?
20:57It turns everything invisible
20:58So
20:59I don't understand
21:00Alex, I think we're going to spend about 25 minutes working out what green screen is
21:03And then we're going to come back with a plan
21:05OK
21:06Yeah
21:06My head's going to float away now
21:07Is it really?
21:09But no, because it's not green behind you
21:11Doesn't have to be
21:12Doesn't it?
21:13Thank you
21:15Well done, Alex
21:15See you later
21:25There's a certain little smug look you get on your face when you've done a thing you like
21:29You liked the floating head, didn't you?
21:31Yeah
21:31I don't understand it either, but it is
21:33Because I couldn't see my body at all
21:34It's so weird
21:38OK, shall we start?
21:39Let's go
21:39Let's start with the crazy guys
21:41Nick and Steve
21:42And their epic vision
21:49Pancakes
21:51Pancakes
21:59Pancakes
22:06Pancakes
22:07Pancakes
22:23Punk.
22:38Mmm.
22:48Pancakes.
22:51Mmm.
22:56Pancake?
23:02How is it?
23:05Epic.
23:09APPLAUSE
23:15Because it was supposed to be the most ambitious thing,
23:17I was thinking, you know, the scale of ambition
23:19perhaps could have been better until the mouth came out.
23:23Just the fact that a wormhole appears.
23:27If I may call your mouth that.
23:31Was there so much of a narrative, Steve, in your mind?
23:33I was just trying to give, you know,
23:35a man who's decided he wants pancakes and is conjuring them up somehow.
23:38I thought he seemed quite smug.
23:41Yeah.
23:42The pancake guy.
23:43Well, that's just a bit of me coming through.
23:45LAUGHTER
23:46Right.
23:47Break time.
23:48Close your eyes.
23:49Count to 180 and those nasty little adverts will have disappeared.
23:52Ready?
23:52Go!
23:59APPLAUSE
24:03Hello, and a warm welcome back to part three of Taskmaster.
24:07We're in the middle of a task where they have to do some epic things.
24:10Yeah, man.
24:11While wearing green or blue onesies and using green or blue material,
24:15they can let their imaginations go wild with the endless possibilities of visual effects.
24:20For example, the team of two made pancakes.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:24Now, it's the other team's turn to blow us away with their epic visuals.
24:27It's John, Joanne and Sophie.
24:30It's very dull being a Tudor queen.
24:32I just wish something exciting would happen.
24:37Oh.
24:38Oh.
24:39Lick me.
24:40You are.
24:41Lick me.
24:42I'm magic.
24:43You're magic?
24:44Oh, go on then.
24:47Ooh.
24:49Ooh.
24:51Ooh.
24:53Oh, gosh.
24:54Ooh.
24:56Ooh, floating clock.
25:00Ooh!
25:02Ooh, bloody hell, looks at this an armless mannequin.
25:05What time is it?
25:06Ooh, God.
25:07About to sit flight, John.
25:10I can't see nothing.
25:11Ooh!
25:12Ooh, God, it he is.
25:13I'm off!
25:14Oh, blind me!
25:16Sorry, sorry, sorry, John.
25:18Ooh!
25:21I made it a fly!
25:24Ooh!
25:25Oh, dear! Oh, I'm flying!
25:29Oh, bloody Nora, slow, slow, but goodbye!
25:36APPLAUSE
25:40Ah, the classic cry of the Tudor Queen.
25:44Bloody Nora, I'm flying.
25:48It's actually much better than I remember. Is it?
25:52If you'd want to see the state of us on the day, it was carnage.
25:56Can I just tell you what I saw as a viewer?
26:00A Tudor Queen, she licks a frog,
26:05six unconnected objects float over her,
26:08and she announces that she's going to fly off, and she does.
26:11She tells John she's going to as well. Yes.
26:15Also, the unconnected items, I would argue they're not as unconnected as you've said.
26:19There's no need to take that withering tone with me.
26:21We've got two different peppers.
26:25A red pepper and a yellow pepper to symbolise heat and the sun.
26:33Then we've got the armless torso to represent...
26:38Toxic masculinity.
26:38Exactly.
26:40LAUGHTER
26:46Is there any part of you, Steve,
26:48that thinks that yours was more epic than the team of three?
26:52Um, no.
26:54Yours was more ambitious, more epic.
26:57Ours was more... better.
27:00LAUGHTER
27:02APPLAUSE
27:03I'm going to score them both very highly,
27:05cos I enjoyed them both very much.
27:08I'm going to give the team of three one more point.
27:11I'll give them five points,
27:12and I'll give the beautifully done,
27:14but sedate pancake journey four points.
27:17There we go. Congratulations.
27:18Everyone!
27:19APPLAUSE
27:23One more task, please, little Alex Horne.
27:25OK, and now it's time to get hot and sticky in the lab.
27:29Ooh!
27:41Ah, you again.
27:42Hi, John.
27:44Ah, OK.
27:45Yeah, I see what's going on here.
27:48Where is this? There's no task!
27:52What is it? Where is it?
27:54One thing I don't have...
27:57Jesus, you guys.
27:59LAUGHTER
28:03Magnets.
28:05Stick the heaviest thing to the board
28:07using three of the ingredients on the shelves.
28:20Once you've chosen your ingredients,
28:21you may not change your mind.
28:24Heaviest thing that sticks to the board
28:25for at least one-minute wins.
28:27Have you actually tested any of this, though?
28:29Am I elaborate again?
28:31You have 12 minutes,
28:32and you must choose your thing in the first two minutes.
28:35So you're looking for the heaviest thing to stick to the board,
28:38and it's got to stay there for a minute,
28:40and I've got to create some kind of...
28:44unjuant.
28:45Is that a word?
28:46Sounds good.
28:47Your time starts now.
28:49I have two minutes to decide what thing...
28:51Out of anything in the whole world.
28:53But anything in the whole world?
28:55That you can get within two minutes.
28:56OK.
28:58This is science, basically.
29:00This is science.
29:01This is Elon Musk shit.
29:02It really is.
29:11What do you say you want, Steven?
29:13An unjuant?
29:14Yes.
29:14I lost confidence in the word halfway through.
29:18Well, I asked Alex to look it up,
29:19and it means a lubricant for sores.
29:22A lubricant for sores?
29:24Yeah.
29:25What did I mean?
29:26I don't know.
29:27Maybe you were chafing that day.
29:30Who are we going to see now, Alex?
29:32First up, here is Sticky Steve,
29:34Stick Mohammed,
29:35and Joanne McTacky.
29:36Here we go.
29:41OK.
29:41I went for...
29:43a big thing of water.
29:45I don't know which is heavier.
29:49There is a set of scales there,
29:50if that would help.
29:51Oh, shit!
29:53Are we going with David?
29:55Yeah.
29:55OK.
29:5676 grams.
29:5816 grams.
30:0083.
30:01I'll go with the fish.
30:02I've never adhesed anything before.
30:04Never at all?
30:05No, it's my first time adhesing.
30:07OK.
30:07I'm going to go with selotape,
30:09with Velcro.
30:11Marmite.
30:12The classic.
30:13What's this?
30:14Can I use this?
30:15What is it?
30:15Silicon.
30:18I'm going to use those.
30:19Velcro.
30:20That.
30:21Styling gel.
30:23And silicon.
30:25Selotape shouldn't do it.
30:27Bowl of toffees.
30:28Blue-type.
30:30OK.
30:30So it's toffee, blue-type.
30:32And selotape.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Argh!
30:37OK.
30:38Here we go.
30:39OK.
30:40You've got 5 minutes 50.
30:41Ooh!
30:42That's satisfying, isn't it?
30:53There's only one bit of selotape.
30:56That is...
30:56Argh!
31:02Now, I don't know if this is allowed.
31:03Now, I don't know if this is allowed.
31:07But...
31:08I'll sort of put my...
31:11sock...
31:19Oh, God.
31:20It's not going to work.
31:24It's not going to do it on its own.
31:28You buggers.
31:30Oh, come on!
31:31OK.
31:31Actually, that's fine.
31:34I'm going to stick that there.
31:36Just...
31:36So.
31:37Pretty good.
31:42Oh, he's an awkward bugger.
31:44It's absolutely no good.
31:47It's no good.
31:48I could use some of this.
31:55Are you going to use me, my mind?
31:57I don't think it's necessary.
32:00Start the clock.
32:01OK.
32:01The clock has started.
32:03OK.
32:04It looks quite calm.
32:08Um...
32:09This is...
32:10This is great television.
32:1215 seconds.
32:14Oh, God.
32:16Does the sock even stick?
32:21There you go.
32:22Leave that for a minute.
32:23Yeah.
32:2445 seconds gone.
32:26I'm pleased.
32:2810.
32:29Never spent this long looking at a naked man before.
32:32I thought I'd nailed it, if I'm honest.
32:37Joanne, it's now been there for a minute.
32:39You have succeeded.
32:41And that's a minute.
32:43OK.
32:45So...
32:46I'll see if I can find you a new sock.
32:51One.
32:52You've succeeded.
32:53Oh!
32:55Oh!
32:56Oh!
33:01So your technique would be, pick something relatively light...
33:05Yeah.
33:05And just smush it against the board with whatever.
33:07Yeah.
33:08Don't fuck with the system.
33:10Just get it done, get out.
33:12I could smell the lunch.
33:14LAUGHTER
33:16You relied on...
33:18Blu-Tack.
33:19Blu-Tack and a chewy toffee.
33:21And you think that gave extra stability to the statue of David?
33:24I...
33:24Yeah, I think so.
33:25I think that, that bit of toffee, right in his crack...
33:30..was the unjunct that he needed.
33:32That's...
33:34From time to time on this show, we start out watching an adult
33:38doing a task, and what we end up witnessing is a full breakdown.
33:42LAUGHTER
33:43You abandoned your idea with the water bottle.
33:45You used Velcro to attach a sock, which is not the intended object.
33:49And more pertinently, not a heavy object.
33:52Mm.
33:52And it didn't stick anyway.
33:55Then you smeared hair gel and silicone at the sides of it.
33:58Mm.
33:59And then that fell off.
34:01Now...
34:01What...
34:02What part of that makes you think I'm mad?
34:05LAUGHTER
34:06I genuinely found myself feeling sorry for you.
34:09You're like...
34:09In a way that would have get me some points?
34:11No.
34:12LAUGHTER
34:13Did he get it to stick for a while?
34:15Not the bottle, no.
34:16The bottle was...
34:17He chose the bottle.
34:18It didn't stick.
34:18I don't think he did the task.
34:20He didn't.
34:21Well, I imagine that Joanne's fish is as light as a feather.
34:24No, it's as light as four mice.
34:26I tell you, I lack ambition.
34:2886 grams, four mice.
34:29Steve's, 33 and a half mice.
34:31713 grams.
34:32Nice.
34:33One part left to go and in it, someone will go home with a biggish calculator.
34:39Come on.
34:39We'll see you in a minute.
34:44APPLAUSE
34:52Hello.
34:53And welcome back.
34:55And to our Welsh viewers, also hello.
34:58LAUGHTER
34:58There's a task in the lab which still needs completion.
35:02Sticky Alex?
35:03Oh, yes, Greg, but that's what happens when Daddy forgets to talc me.
35:06T-t-t-t.
35:07LAUGHTER
35:09Coincidentally, the task in play is also a sticky one.
35:11Finally, Sophie and John take to the board.
35:14Have you chosen your item?
35:16I've chosen my item and I'm now questioning it a lot.
35:18It's a star that's coming off the wall.
35:21Great.
35:22OK.
35:22OK.
35:23I'll select the thing.
35:24I'm going to go chopping board.
35:25That's a big star.
35:26Yeah.
35:27But I think the trick is something here, you see, could actually...
35:35Not gone well.
35:36Please don't hurt yourself.
35:37Not gone well.
35:38It's quite heavy.
35:39It's probably too heavy.
35:41Should have picked it up first.
35:43So we're starting with sell tape and velcro?
35:45Yep.
35:46OK.
35:46I think I went too big, didn't I?
35:48Well, it's massive.
35:49Yeah.
35:50I got greedy.
35:52Right.
35:53This is very silly, but I'm going to just try this,
35:55because I wonder if you put enough of these on,
35:58whether it actually holds.
36:00I didn't think I was a competitive person,
36:02but something's happened to me over the time I've been doing this,
36:06and I've fundamentally changed as a person, I think.
36:13Right.
36:16Surprising, isn't it?
36:18Right, let's give this a go.
36:20It's an initial...
36:22An initial go.
36:27Start the clock, please.
36:28Start the clock, please.
36:29Start the clock, please.
36:31The clock's gone.
36:34I actually smashed the shit out of this.
36:37To be honest, we were all surprised.
36:40I wasn't expecting that.
36:43That is absolutely bloody fabulous.
36:47While that's happening, we're going to pick two more.
36:50Oh, but I haven't got any liquid.
36:52Son of a bitch.
36:55I'll just put some nice sweets around.
36:58For whoever might fancy one.
37:00That's lovely, isn't it?
37:02It is wonderful.
37:03We're just going to get the flour and honey.
37:06All right, we're going with flour, honey and blue tape.
37:10Oh, this might not be a bad idea, actually.
37:13This looks just like glue.
37:15There's engineers watching this going,
37:17he's absolutely nailed this.
37:19LAUGHTER
37:21For centuries...
37:23..humankind has been mixing.
37:25No, that's absolute crap.
37:27LAUGHTER
37:29It has been up there for a minute now.
37:32That's fantastic, isn't it?
37:33See you later.
37:34Bye-bye.
37:36All right, it's a case of dotting the paste.
37:39I think what I'm doing here is making the chopping board heavier.
37:44Five, four, three, two, one.
37:49Please let go.
37:49Start the timer, please.
37:55How long have we got now?
37:5520 seconds.
37:56Shit the bed!
37:57Shit the bed!
37:58Shit the bed!
37:59Shit the bed!
38:01APPLAUSE
38:08Well, you summed it up yourself, really, didn't you?
38:11Yeah.
38:11I've absolutely smashed the shit out of this.
38:13I think my intelligence may lie in manual labour.
38:19Structural integrity, I fucking knew.
38:22You're talking with the passion of a turn-of-the-century mill worker.
38:27LAUGHTER
38:27It was a very heavy start.
38:29It was 3.3 kilograms.
38:32APPLAUSE
38:36John, I had such hope for you.
38:38At one point, I thought,
38:39this man is going to be the face of Blu-Tack if people think this.
38:43I think I forgot you could pick anything in the world
38:46to stick to the whiteboard.
38:48Yeah.
38:48And I suddenly fixated on the stuff that was in front of me.
38:51And just solely the chopping board.
38:53And you used honey and flour to try and...
38:55Was it honey?
38:56Well, after the Blu-Tack failed, he said,
38:58we're now entering the world of paste.
39:00LAUGHTER
39:02Let's give some points out.
39:04Nick and John both chose heavy things but didn't manage to stick them on.
39:07So it's zero points to John and Nick.
39:09Joanne, you get a full three points for your 85 grand fish.
39:13Keep it simple.
39:14Steve, four points.
39:15But Sophie's was four times heavier than his.
39:18Wow.
39:18And she gets the full five points.
39:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:23Let's see a scoreboard, shall we?
39:25OK.
39:25Well, Nick at the bottom, I'm afraid, with 11 points
39:28and Steve at the top with 18 points at the moment.
39:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:35Very good.
39:35Right.
39:36Can you please all head to the stage for the final task of the show?
39:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:44Hi there, baby cakes.
39:46That's me.
39:47Who's reading the task out?
39:49Sophie Willen.
39:50Guess the movie that your team-mate is saying.
39:54Your team-mate can only say the first three letters
39:56of each word of the movie title.
39:59Most movies in each round wins.
40:02One member of the team will go inside the movie booth
40:04and they'll pop their head through the little hole.
40:07I will show you some cards with movie titles in
40:09and they will also have the first three letters of each word.
40:12So if it said Jurassic Park, it will also say Jurapar
40:15and all you're allowed to say is Jurapar, Jurapar, Jurapar.
40:19It's going to be three rounds.
40:20The team of two are going to go first.
40:21Nick, please enter the booth.
40:24APPLAUSE
40:26OK, good luck, everyone.
40:28Your time starts when I reveal the first card.
40:31OK, OK.
40:31Good luck.
40:32And off we go.
40:33The nut pro.
40:35The nut...
40:35The nutty professor.
40:36Yeah.
40:38Pulp fic.
40:38Pulp fiction.
40:41Or...
40:41Bam...
40:42Bambi.
40:44Fic...
40:44Clue.
40:46Big.
40:48Big.
40:49Clue.
40:50Big.
40:51Clue.
40:51Clue.
40:52Fic.
40:53Fic.
40:54Fic.
40:55Fic.
40:55Fic.
40:55Yes.
40:57The...
40:57The...
40:58The...
40:58The something about...
41:02There's something about marriage.
41:03Yes.
41:05Say...
41:11Pry...
41:12Yes.
41:18They scored a total of six movies.
41:21Not bad.
41:22Not bad.
41:23Not bad.
41:28You're ready.
41:29OK.
41:29Good luck, Sophie.
41:31Your time starts now.
41:33Goo.
41:34Goldfinger.
41:35Goo.
41:36Pass.
41:38The goo.
41:42The goo.
41:43The goo.
41:44The goo.
41:45The goo.
41:45The goo.
41:45Goonies.
41:46The Goonies.
41:47Tight.
41:49Titanic.
41:50One.
41:51One.
41:52One.
41:52One.
41:53Wonder Woman.
41:54One.
41:55One.
41:57One.
41:57One.
41:59Mooroo.
42:00Mooroo.
42:01He.
42:02Pete.
42:04The shower rod.
42:05The shower rod.
42:06Yes.
42:07Seven.
42:08Seven.
42:09The boo.
42:10Eid.
42:11The ball of identity.
42:12Yes.
42:15Oh.
42:19Only one pass.
42:20It was Goodfellas.
42:22Goodfellas.
42:23That team scored a total of eight movies.
42:25Wow.
42:27One more.
42:29Time for C penalty to enter the pool.
42:30And the length of the booze.
42:37Steve.
42:38Your time starts now.
42:39The mate.
42:42Matrix.
42:42The mum.
42:44The mummy.
42:45Brave.
42:45Braveheart.
42:47Don.
42:47Don.
42:48Don.
42:49Don.
42:49Brasca.
43:08Brasca.
43:08Six movies.
43:09There we are.
43:11APPLAUSE
43:12Go on, please.
43:13Go on for the booze.
43:15Hello, Alex.
43:16Hello, John.
43:19Thor.
43:20Thor.
43:20Thor.
43:24Thor.
43:24Batman.
43:24Bat Santa.
43:26Snap.
43:28Snatch.
43:29Bat.
43:30Beg.
43:31Bat.
43:32Big.
43:33Batman.
43:34Big man.
43:35Bat.
43:35Big.
43:37Batman.
43:38Beg.
43:39Batman begins.
43:39The boy.
43:41The boy.
43:43The boy.
43:44Supremacy.
43:45Jum.
43:46Jumongo.
43:48Jumongo.
43:48Jumongo.
43:50Jumongo.
43:50Meet the pair.
43:52Meet the pair.
43:52Meet the pair.
43:52The usual sus.
43:54The usual suspects.
43:56The usual suspects.
43:56Nnnn.
43:57Mrs. Dow.
43:59Dow.
44:00We got eight.
44:02Congratulations.
44:03Well done.
44:04Well done.
44:07Can I ask which cinema I can see?
44:09Batman.
44:09Big man ends.
44:12And if that's sold out, can I say Jumongo somewhere?
44:16We are going to make it harder in round three.
44:18Oh, no.
44:19We're now going to say the last three letters of each movie.
44:21What?
44:22Wow.
44:23Yeah.
44:24Nick, please enter the booth for a second time.
44:25This is terrifying.
44:26The time starts now.
44:28Roy.
44:29Rob Roy.
44:31Roy.
44:32Roy.
44:34Roy.
44:35Roy.
44:35Roy.
44:36Pass.
44:38Ron Man.
44:40Ron Man.
44:41Something Ron.
44:41Something Man.
44:42Ron Man.
44:43Something...
44:44Iron Man.
44:45Yes!
44:46Eid.
44:48Eid.
44:49Eid.
44:50Eid.
44:50Eid.
44:51Speed.
44:52Yes.
44:52Old Town Cat.
44:55Old Town Cat.
44:56Old Town Market.
44:58Old...
44:58No.
44:59Old Town Cat.
45:01Ah?
45:02Old Town Cat.
45:02Full Metal Jacket.
45:04Yes.
45:05Eid.
45:08Eid.
45:09Eid.
45:10Eid.
45:11Eid.
45:23Eid.
45:24Eid.
45:24Eid.
45:24Eid.
45:26Eid.
45:32Eid.
45:32Eid.
45:33Eid.
45:34Ion.
45:34Ing.
45:37Theуем.
45:44TheBee.
45:45Be-Bee.
45:48Eid.
45:48It's all good.
45:49It!
46:05Steve's got it the Lion King the line line thing and Barbie was
46:09oh come on that means team three got two the team of two got one
46:24very tight game in the end two one that will it clawed one back five points to
46:28the team of three yes three points the others which means Nick yes you came
46:34last tight at the top though Joanne a massive 20 points but the winner for
46:39a second week in a row is Steve with 21 points
46:50upside down to the stage and upturn your prizes
47:13you
47:17you
47:19you
47:22you
47:23you
47:25you
47:26you
47:26you
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