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00:02Oh
00:34I
00:36Welcome to taskmaster
00:38The only show on television that conclusively proves that all of life's struggles are ultimately pointless and that the gods
00:44are just toying with us before death
00:47younger viewers
00:49The trials commence let's meet our five competitors from wildly different parts of the globe like the north of England
00:56Dublin the north of England the west of England and the north of England
01:18I'm sitting next to me a man who admitted to me that he photocopied an elderly relative's blue parking badge
01:24So that he could enjoy the Hollywood spaces near the entrance to Tesco
01:38I'm feeling good. I'm looking great. I think I've cracked it. I've got a new health regime. It's so simple.
01:43Honestly, I don't go to the gym
01:44It's just dog walking
01:4645 minutes a day dog walking so the opening section of the show is you you've walked your dog a
01:51bit and you feel like you've lost some weight
01:52No, not quite. No, no 45 minutes dog walking coming to show you. It's just it's like that
02:01Okay, I'm with the price task then jolly good. Yes, you've got it pop it and this week they've brought
02:09in
02:21the most fun thing to turn upside down so there will be five points for the most fun thing to
02:28turn upside down and all five fun things will go home with the episode winner who can keep them whichever
02:31way up they bloody well want
02:33Welcome contestants Steve start with you today. How are you? I'm very well. Thank you puppet. How are you?
02:42What have you brought me you can turn upside down that I'll have fun with a calculator
02:50Yeah, and I approve this message
02:53Do you know the number is eight oh oh eight it's five three one eight double oh eight and here
03:00it is
03:01Yeah, yeah, you turn that upside down. He's saying that I don't like I don't know
03:06Well, I thought you might find boobies a little bit limited so
03:12As well as your boobies well should you go for me I thought it might be nice to compose a
03:20calculator haiku
03:21Oh
03:22Um, so a haiku obviously is a japanese poem with five syllables seven syllables and five syllables we go to
03:28a haiku club every sunday
03:31So this is a calculator haiku big boss gobbles eggs
03:36His hole oozes shizzle
03:39gosh
03:41Beige blobs soil his shoes
03:49Thank you who's next sophie. What have you brought in that's nice turned upside down steak pudding
03:57It's one of a northern delicacies. It's very beautiful poppet
04:01You steam it it's got gravy in the center with steak chunks. Sorry. You ask sophie if she thinks I
04:09don't know what a pie
04:13I
04:14Think you may have missed the point of this
04:16You can't just tell me a thing you like eating
04:19Well, it's the most fun thing to turn upside down
04:22They're very satisfying to pull the tinfoil off. Yeah, thank you
04:26And if you had two of them at the same time
04:29boobies
04:34John
04:35Greg what have you bought us? I have brought in the chicago bulls logo
04:41Are familiar with that lovely big bull? Yes. Why is it going to be fun when I turn it upside
04:45down?
04:45I don't like to curse too much on telly at greg because my mum will be watching this
04:52There's no other way to describe this to you. What happens when you turn it upside down. Okay. It looks
04:57like a robot fucking a crab
05:02That's another of my fantasies
05:04There we go, okay
05:10I don't we watch the positioning it is a sad robot making sweet love to a crab from behind behind
05:18The robot isn't happy about this
05:22The robot is angry
05:26Initiate it because they're obviously moving left to right
05:30Maybe the robots angry because he's got a nasty case of humans
05:41Nick well if you bring up the picture then i'll be able to explain so a friend of my mum's
05:47at the church that she goes to
05:48went on holiday and
05:52Bought them all back these lovely vases
05:56My mum popped some flowers in watered the flowers
06:00And then the following week said to him he's like oh i'm so sorry it's just it is just leaking
06:04and he's like it is a drum
06:07This is a debate but i put it to you that there's not a person in this room who didn't
06:11think why someone put flowers in that drum
06:14That's the opposite of what she thought
06:17I don't know
06:17Joanne yes so you know the way bats they hang normally upside down but if you flip a bat around
06:23so it's facing up when it's upside down
06:26let's start again
06:29Bats sleep upside down bats sleep upside down traditionally what you're saying is if you flip a bat while it's
06:34sleeping
06:34So it looks like it's standing up but it's actually upside down yeah
06:37It looks like kind of a goth disco first of all this is what she's brought in which is a
06:41bat yeah
06:43But what this bat represents is a goth disco yeah demonstrated here by some bats
07:03In the machine
07:06Oh god i'm gonna actually have to think about the points
07:09You just pop pudding at the bottom
07:14I'm gonna give the crab three points and then i'm gonna give the drum four points because i just think
07:20it's adorable and uh the bats are just
07:24haunting and steve's genius should be rewarded for all that work so i'll give bats and steve five points
07:30Oh
07:31Right okay go on i'm steve if i can
07:35Okay let's get going what have you got for me alex a former romanian football player greg because the five
07:42competitors are about to try their hand at petrescu
07:46petrescu they're going to rescue a pet
07:47hahaha
08:05hahaha
08:06Ho and
08:08Like a fantasy amount
08:09Is it? Yeah. Well, we do our best. We did a lot of research.
08:13I'm aroused.
08:15They're all Gregs. He's quite tender.
08:18That makes sense, yeah. Yeah.
08:20Are they all in his bed at night? Yes.
08:23Good morning, Alex. Hello, John.
08:26This is the task. No envelope.
08:30Missing. Rescue the cat.
08:31Goes by the name patatas.
08:34Goes by the name of patatas, as in patatas bravas.
08:38The cat must come out of the top hole.
08:42There's a hole in the top of the dam.
08:45Is there a claw? Do I have to mine a claw? It's up to you.
08:48Your head may not enter the dome.
08:52The door must remain closed.
08:55This door. But I've got to keep my head out.
08:59I don't know where the cat is amongst this lot. Right.
09:04Fastest wins.
09:06Your time starts now, I suppose, eh?
09:07I don't have a clue, actually.
09:10OK, I'm ready.
09:12APPLAUSE
09:15I've always wanted to be in one of those machines.
09:17Have a swim.
09:18Yeah.
09:19And then pulled out by a claw.
09:20Has anyone ever won any on one of those things?
09:23Never.
09:23Yeah, quite often.
09:26It's just technique and practice.
09:27Have you won on one of those things?
09:29OK, let's go.
09:30Let's see them trying to get patatas out of a big doe.
09:33OK.
09:34First up, we're going to see Joanne fulfil her fantasy
09:36and Steve fulfil his contractual obligations.
09:39Here we go.
09:41The door must remain closed.
09:44Oh, my God! It is a claw!
09:47Amazing!
09:49Oh, patatas, patatas.
09:52Have you definitely, definitely read all the instructions?
09:55Uh, yes.
09:56Uh, yeah.
09:56The door must remain closed.
09:57I'm just seeing that the zip works.
10:00All right, OK.
10:01Let's do it.
10:02No, let's do it the hard way.
10:05So I have to find...
10:06I see the cat there!
10:08God, I wouldn't be rescuing that cat if it was mine.
10:10It looks like a bad job at taxidermy.
10:15OK, so I'm assuming this is relevant in some way.
10:18Ah, right, we've got an opening.
10:21Um, now I thought I saw patatas.
10:24But how do I encourage him to...
10:27Oh, he's got to go out of the top hole.
10:29I'm going to try and fashion a noose for the cat's neck.
10:33He didn't say it had to come out alive,
10:34it just had to come out.
10:37Have you used a ladder before?
10:40OK.
10:44Hold the ladder.
10:49That's a big hook.
10:50It's a big hook.
10:51Big hook for a big job.
10:54OK, come on, patatas.
10:56Be bravas.
10:59Where is he?
11:01Cumin.
11:02If I grab the can and just throw it out the top...
11:07OK, if this goes back in now,
11:09I'm just going to throw myself in front of a car.
11:22I can't go through it all again. I've no hooks left.
11:26I wonder could I blow him over?
11:32Remember, your head can't go in. It's not in at the moment.
11:34Yes, head not in.
11:36Come on, patatas.
11:38Cumin.
11:38Oh.
11:40Is that patatas?
11:45OK.
11:55Well, I've stuck the puck, see?
11:57Yeah.
11:58All right.
11:59Maybe I could drag it back over.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Oh, this is actually quite good, this thing.
12:06Should've gone with that at the start.
12:09Right, there he is.
12:10The cap must come out of the top of the hull.
12:13Like, the other option is to put rope through the roof and tie it.
12:19OK.
12:20Tie the rope in a fucking tight.
12:22Oh, I've got an idea.
12:24Can it go in the top and then come back out?
12:26Oh!
12:27Up we go.
12:28Up we go.
12:30If you fucking detach.
12:39No.
12:42Here we go.
12:46I should acknowledge, come on, patatas, be bravas.
12:50You see, you're coming over to my side now.
12:52I am not.
12:55Joanne, you were very pleased when you came up with the right play today.
12:58I was, yeah.
12:59You were, and I asked if we could just isolate your facial expression
13:02when you came up with your rope idea.
13:07If you didn't know what the task was, that would be a very troubling still.
13:15We're back into crab and robot terms.
13:18How did Joanne do?
13:20The task was to rescue the can.
13:21She did all that in 22 minutes, 20 seconds.
13:24Oh, right, good.
13:25I've saved your applause.
13:28Bear in mind that Steve did it in 2 minutes 19.
13:34Right.
13:35Time for some adverts now.
13:37Boring!
13:50You have returned just in the nick of time.
13:52There's a cat that needs rescuing and he goes by the name of Patatas.
13:56Yes, Patatas keeps getting stuck in the dome, poor thing.
13:59And now it's time for Nick and Sophie to let the cat out of the bag.
14:03OK.
14:04Now, can I go and get some stuff?
14:06OK.
14:06Er, I'm just off to a shed.
14:08Do you know what, sod it, I'm just going to go in.
14:11That's sort of like a cat, isn't it?
14:12That fur.
14:14Ah, a cat.
14:15That's actually a cat.
14:17Oh, no, it's a wolf.
14:20I can see the cat.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:24The idea is to sort of make a little pole thing.
14:28I might just go with the panda, you know.
14:30Oh, there he is.
14:31I can see him.
14:33You found Patatas?
14:35I could make, like, a really sticky end.
14:38Make a sticky end?
14:40Yeah.
14:40All right, now we go and have a look in the shed.
14:43I need a fishing rod.
14:45It's about fishing.
14:47It's about fishing.
14:49OK, this looks good.
14:50This looks good.
14:52Right, couple of magnets.
14:53Oh, yeah.
14:54Couple of magnets and a sticky end, I think.
14:56Couple of magnets and a sticky end.
15:00Right, down we go.
15:01In.
15:04I'm so close to the bastard.
15:06Come on.
15:07There you go.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:17Oh, it's actually heavier than it looks.
15:22Now, if I was taller...
15:24Bigger.
15:25...huger.
15:28Bigger.
15:32Bigger.
15:34Bigger.
15:35Bigger.
15:36Bigger.
15:37Bigger.
15:39Bigger.
15:40Bigger.
15:40Are you allowed to go in?
15:41Right, I order you to go and pick him up and put him on my hook.
15:47Now, my head...
15:48My arm can go in, can't it?
15:49Oh, yeah.
15:50Between us, we might do this.
15:52Oh, you're still going.
15:53Oh, my goodness.
15:53Oh, my goodness.
15:55Oh, my goodness.
15:55I think I've done it.
15:57Gosh, come on.
15:59Oh, hang on.
15:59It's very heavy, actually.
16:01They didn't sit with me.
16:02Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
16:04Yes.
16:05Yes, patatas.
16:05Right.
16:06Here we go.
16:09So...
16:14Yes!
16:20There you go.
16:22Safe.
16:22We've rescued the cat in the traditional method of flinging onto a roof.
16:28Yes, you come on, you little bastard.
16:30Come on.
16:31He's nearly here.
16:32Come on.
16:33Woo!
16:34Woo!
16:36Woo!
16:37We'll stop the clock.
16:38Good work.
16:43Well, I'm glad he rescued patatas.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Yeah.
16:46Do you like him?
16:47He's all right.
16:47I feel a bit resentful, but...
16:49Yeah, thank you.
16:53I got the impression that neither of you were particularly concerned about patatas welfare during that.
16:59Every man for themself, I think, isn't it?
17:02Every cat.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Did it say that we had to protect its welfare?
17:06No.
17:07I just think I expected a sort of internal kindness from you, Nick.
17:11Yes.
17:12Yeah.
17:12Yeah.
17:14What's Nick's system called?
17:16A couple of magnets and a sticky end.
17:17Ah, yes.
17:19And then you flung it through the hole.
17:21The time was...
17:2216 minutes.
17:22Uh, 14 minutes.
17:24Sophie took 10 minutes to spot patatas.
17:28LAUGHTER
17:31She took 26 minutes and six seconds.
17:33APPLAUSE
17:37One person left.
17:38Famously, cats, catch robins.
17:40But can robins catch cat?
17:41LAUGHTER
17:46This has got to be something, hasn't it?
17:49What's that for?
17:52Why is there that on the end?
17:55Ah!
17:56Is that good?
17:58There we go.
18:02APPLAUSE
18:23Can I just add that over the past few minutes of watching everybody else's, I've been having a very slow
18:29-level heart attack because I thought, did you remember to take it out of the place?
18:32The top hole.
18:33You'll be thrilled here, you did pop it out of the right hole.
18:35I did.
18:35I miss...
18:36Yeah, I'm panicking.
18:37But...
18:38Unfortunately...
18:39What?!
18:39I do have to disqualify you.
18:41No!
18:43What?!
18:43No, I'm only joking.
18:44Oh, my God!
18:46APPLAUSE
18:49I'm actually sweating!
18:53There is slight extra news, though.
18:55No!
18:56We did heavily edit that.
18:58You got very suspicious, first of all, that there was no cat at all.
19:01Then you thought the boxing glove might be a distraction.
19:03Then you opened the grabber, then you went to the shed to look for a hook, and then you came
19:06back.
19:06Your total time was three minutes 24, which is actually one minute slower than Steve.
19:13So the actual timings, Sophie gets one point, obviously.
19:16Two to Joanne, three to Nick, four to John, but five in the end to Steve Templeton.
19:24Scoreboard, please.
19:25Yes.
19:25Well, we have three people, Joanne, Nick and John, all on seven points.
19:29Sophie's on two, and Steve's in the lead with ten points.
19:31Hooray!
19:32APPLAUSE
19:35OK.
19:36Please may we have a team task, Alex.
19:39Oh, yes.
19:39Good shout, Gregopotamus.
19:41And whoops!
19:42I think...
19:44And whoopsie, I think we've blown the visual FX budget for the whole series.
19:49Watch this.
20:00Hello.
20:02Oh, hi.
20:06Jesus, John.
20:08You're what?
20:09You're useless, then.
20:10I'm so sorry.
20:12Alex!
20:13Where's Alex?
20:14Do we have to find him?
20:19No.
20:22Oh, God!
20:24Woo!
20:25Oh, dear!
20:27A floating envelope and a floating head.
20:29Amazing!
20:31Oh, I caught it.
20:32Well done.
20:34Oh.
20:36Oh.
20:39Are you a green screen?
20:41Yeah, I'm a green screen.
20:42Right.
20:44Do the most epic thing using green material and this green screen onesie.
20:51You have 30 minutes, your time starts now.
20:55Why does it only green material, though?
20:57It turns everything invisible.
20:59So...
20:59I don't understand.
21:00Alex, I think we're going to spend about 25 minutes working out what green screen is
21:03and then we're going to come back with a plan.
21:05OK.
21:06Yeah.
21:06My head's going to float away now.
21:08Is it really?
21:09But no, because it's not green behind you.
21:11It doesn't have to be.
21:12Does it not?
21:15Well done, Alex.
21:16See you later.
21:25There's a certain little smug look you get on your face when you've done a thing you like.
21:29You liked the floating head, didn't you?
21:31Yeah.
21:31I don't understand it either, but it is...
21:33Cos I couldn't see my body at all.
21:34It's so weird.
21:38OK, shall we start?
21:39Let's go.
21:39Let's start with the crazy guys.
21:41Nick and Steve and their epic vision.
21:50Pancakes.
21:52Pancakes.
21:59Pancakes.
22:06Pancakes.
22:08Pancakes.
22:09Pancakes.
22:12Pancakes.
22:13Pancakes.
22:14Pancakes.
22:15Pancakes.
22:16Pancakes.
22:23Punk.
22:55Pancake?
22:57Pancake?
23:04How is it?
23:05Epic.
23:10APPLAUSE
23:15Because it was supposed to be the most ambitious thing,
23:17I was thinking, you know, the scale of ambition
23:19perhaps could have been better until the mouth came out.
23:23Just the fact that a wormhole appears,
23:27if I may call your mouth that.
23:31Did you put so much of a narrative, Steve, in your mind?
23:33I was just trying to give, you know, a man who's decided
23:36he wants pancakes and is conjuring them up somehow.
23:39I thought he seemed quite smug.
23:41The pancake guy.
23:43Well, that's just a bit of me coming through.
23:46Right, break time.
23:48Close your eyes, count to 180
23:50and those nasty little adverts will have disappeared.
23:52Ready? Go!
24:03Hello, and a warm welcome back to part three of Taskmaster.
24:07We're in the middle of a task where they have to do some epic things.
24:10Yeah, man.
24:11While wearing green or blue onesies and using green or blue material,
24:15they can let their imaginations go wild
24:17with the endless possibilities of visual effects.
24:20For example, the team of two made pancakes.
24:24LAUGHTER
24:24Now, it's the other team's turn to blow us away with their epic visuals.
24:27It's John, Joanne and Sophie.
24:30It's very dull being a Tudor queen.
24:33I just wish something exciting would happen.
24:37Oh. Oh!
24:39Lick me. You are.
24:41Lick me, I'm magic.
24:42You're magic.
24:44Oh, go on, then.
24:48Ooh!
24:49Ooh!
24:51Ooh!
24:52Ooh!
24:53Oh, gosh.
24:54Ooh!
24:56Ooh, floating clock!
25:00Oh, God, oh, God.
25:02Oh, bloody hell, it's an armless mannequin.
25:05What time was it?
25:06Oh, God.
25:07I'm about to take flight, John.
25:10Can't see anything.
25:11Ooh!
25:40Oh
25:41The cry of the Tudor Queen
25:44Bloody Nora, I'm flying
25:48It's actually much better than I remember
25:50Is it?
25:52If you'd want to see the state of us on the day, it was carnage
25:56Can I just tell you what I saw as a viewer?
25:59Right
26:00A Tudor Queen
26:02She licks a frog
26:05Six unconnected objects float over her
26:08And she announces that she's going to fly off and she does
26:11She tells John she's going to as well
26:13Yes
26:15Also, the unconnected items, I would argue they're not as unconnected as you've said
26:19There's no need to take that withering tone with me
26:22We've got two different peppers
26:25A red pepper and a yellow pepper to symbolise heat and the sun
26:33Then we've got the armless torso to represent
26:37Toxic masculinity
26:38Exactly
26:46Is there any part of you, Steve, that thinks that yours was more epic than the team of three?
26:52Um, no
26:54No
26:55Yours was more ambitious, more epic, ours was more... better
27:03I'm going to score them both very highly because I enjoyed them both very much
27:08I'm going to give the team of three one more point
27:10I'll give them five points and I'll give the beautifully done but sedate pancake journey four points
27:17Congratulations, everyone
27:18Thank you
27:19Thank you
27:23One more task, please, little Alex Horne
27:25OK, and now it's time to get hot and sticky in the lab
27:41Ah, you again
27:42Hi, John
27:43Ah, OK
27:45Yeah, I see what's going on here
27:48Where is this? There's no task
27:52What is this? Where is this?
27:54One thing I don't have...
27:57Jesus, you guys
28:03Magnus
28:05Stick the heaviest thing to the board using three of the ingredients on the shelves
28:20Once you've chosen your ingredients, you may not change your mind
28:24Heaviest thing that sticks to the board for at least one minute wins
28:27Have you actually tested any of this, though?
28:29Am I elaborate again?
28:31You have 12 minutes and you must choose your thing in the first two minutes
28:35So you're looking for the heaviest thing to stick to the board and it's got to stay there for a
28:40minute
28:40And I've got to create some kind of...
28:44Unjuant? Is that a word?
28:46Sounds good
28:47Your time starts now
28:49I have two minutes to decide what thing
28:51Out of anything in the whole world
28:53Anything in the whole world?
28:54That you can get within two minutes
28:56OK
28:58This is science, basically
29:00This is science?
29:01This is Elon Musk shit
29:02It really is
29:05APPLAUSE
29:11What do you say you want, Steven? An unjuant?
29:14Yes, I lost confidence in the word halfway through
29:17Well, I asked Alex to look it up and it means a lubricant for sores
29:22A lubricant for sores?
29:24Yeah
29:25What did I mean?
29:26I don't know, maybe you were chafing that day
29:30Who are we going to see now, Alex?
29:32First up, here is Sticky Steve, Stick Mohammed and Joanne McTacky
29:36Here we go
29:41OK, I went for a big thing of water
29:45I don't know which is heavier
29:46I don't know which is heavier
29:49There is a set of scales there, if that would help
29:50Oh, shit!
29:53Are we going with David?
29:55Yeah
29:55OK
29:5776 grams
29:5816 grams
30:0083
30:01I'll go with the fish
30:02I've never adhesed anything before
30:04Never at all?
30:05No, it's my first time adhesing
30:07OK
30:07I'm going to go with Sellotape with Velcro
30:11Marmice
30:12The classic
30:13What's this?
30:14Can I use this?
30:15What is it?
30:15Silicon
30:18I'm going to use those
30:19Velcro
30:20That
30:21Styling gel
30:23And silicon
30:25Sellotape shouldn't do it
30:26Bowl of toffees
30:28Blue-tack
30:29OK, so it's a toffee, blue-tack
30:31And Sellotape
30:32And Sellotape
30:32Yeah
30:34OK
30:38Here we go
30:39OK, you've got 5 minutes 50
30:41Ooh
30:42That's satisfying, isn't it?
30:43Here you go
30:46OK, so
30:47I mean
30:53There's only one bit of Sellotape that is...
31:02Yeah
31:02Now, I don't know if this is allowed
31:06But...
31:08I'll sort of put my...
31:10Sock
31:14It's a bit sucking
31:20Oh, my God, it's not going to work
31:24It's not going to do it on its own
31:28Oh, my God
31:29You bugger
31:29Oh, come on!
31:31OK, actually, that's fine
31:34I'm going to stick that there
31:36Just...
31:36So
31:37It's pretty good
31:42It's always an awkward bugger
31:43It's absolutely no good
31:47It's no good
31:48I could use some of this
31:49Oh, my God
31:55Are you going to use any more money?
31:57I don't think it's necessary
32:00Start the clock
32:01OK, the clock has started
32:03OK
32:04It looks quite calm
32:09Um...
32:09This is...
32:10This is great television
32:1115 seconds left
32:15Oh, my God
32:16Does the sock even stick?
32:21There you go
32:22Leave that for a minute
32:23Yeah
32:2345 seconds gone
32:26I'm pleased
32:28Ten
32:29Never spent this long looking at a naked man before
32:32I thought I'd nailed it for a minute
32:37Joanne, it's now been there for a minute
32:39You have succeeded
32:42And that's a minute
32:42OK
32:44So
32:46I'll see if I can find you a new sock
32:47Thank you
32:51One
32:52You've succeeded
32:53Oh!
32:55Oh!
32:56Oh!
33:01So your technique would be
33:03Pick something relatively light
33:04Yeah
33:05And just smush it against the board with whatever
33:07Yeah
33:08Don't fuck with the system
33:09Just get it done, get out
33:11I could smell the lunch
33:16You relied on
33:17Blu-Tac
33:19Blu-Tac and a chewy toffee
33:21And you think that gave extra stability to the statue of David?
33:24Yeah, I think so
33:25I think that
33:26That bit of toffee
33:27Right in his crack
33:30Was the unjunct that he needed
33:34From time to time on this show
33:35We start out watching an adult
33:38Doing a task
33:39And what we end up witnessing is a full breakdown
33:43You abandoned your idea with the water bottle
33:45You used Velcro to attach a sock
33:48Which is not the intended object
33:49And more pertinently
33:51Not a heavy object
33:52Mmm
33:52And it didn't stick anyway
33:53No
33:54Then you smeared hair gel and silicone at the sides of it
33:58Mmm
33:59And then that fell off
34:00Now
34:02What part of that makes you think I'm mad?
34:06I genuinely found myself feeling sorry for you
34:09Like
34:09In a way that would have get me some points
34:11No
34:12No
34:13No
34:14Did he get it to stick for a while?
34:15Not the bottle, no
34:16The bottle was
34:17He chose the bottle, it didn't stick
34:18I don't think he did the task
34:19He didn't
34:20Well I imagine that Joanne's fish is as light as a feather
34:24No, it's as light as four mice
34:26I tell you I lack ambition
34:2786 grams, four mice
34:29Steve's 33 and a half mice
34:31713 grams
34:32Nice
34:33One part left to go
34:35And in it
34:35Someone will go home
34:37With a biggish calculator
34:38Come on
34:39We'll see you in a minute
34:40APPLAUSE
34:52Hello
34:52And welcome back
34:54And to our Welsh viewers
34:56Also hello
34:59There's a task in the lab which still needs completion
35:02Sticky Alex
35:03Oh yes Greg
35:04But that's what happens when daddy forgets to talc me
35:06Tup tup tup
35:09Coincidentally the task in play is also a sticky one
35:11Finally
35:12Sophie and John take to the board
35:14Have you chosen your item?
35:16I've chosen my item and I'm now questioning it a lot
35:18It's a star that's coming off the wall
35:21Great
35:21OK
35:22OK
35:23I'll select the thing
35:24I'm going to go chopping board
35:25That's a big star
35:26Yeah
35:27But
35:28I think the trick is
35:30Something here you see
35:32Could actually
35:35Not gone well
35:36Please don't hurt yourself
35:37Not gone well
35:38It's quite heavy
35:39It's a bit
35:40Probably too heavy
35:41Should have picked it up first
35:43So we're starting with sell tape and velcro
35:44Yep
35:45OK
35:46I think I went too big didn't I?
35:48Well it's massive
35:49Yeah
35:49I got greedy
35:52Right
35:52This is very silly
35:53But I'm going to just try this
35:55Because I wonder if you put enough of these on
35:58Whether it actually holds
36:00I didn't think I was a competitive person
36:02But
36:03Something's happened to me over the time I've been doing this
36:06And
36:07I've fundamentally changed as a person I think
36:13Right
36:16Surprising isn't it?
36:18Right let's give this a go
36:20It's an initial
36:21An initial go
36:27Start the clock please
36:28Start the clock please
36:29Start the clock please
36:30What's going on?
36:34I've actually smashed the shit out of this
36:36To be honest
36:38We were all surprised
36:40I wasn't expecting that
36:42That is absolutely bloody fabulous
36:47While that's happening
36:48We're going to pick two more
36:50Oh but I haven't got any liquid
36:52Son of a bitch
36:55I'll just put some nice sweets around
36:58For you ever might fancy one
37:00That's lovely in turn
37:01Yeah
37:01It is wonderful
37:03We're just going to get the flour into honey
37:06Alright we're going
37:07We're going with flour, honey and blue tape
37:09Oh this might not be a bad idea actually
37:13This looks just like glue
37:14There's engineers watching this going
37:17He's absolutely nailed this
37:20For centuries
37:23Humankind has been mixing
37:24Nah that's absolute crap
37:29It has been up there for a minute now
37:32That's fantastic isn't it?
37:33See you later
37:34Bye-bye
37:36Here's a case of dotting the pace
37:39I think what I'm doing here is making the chopping board heavier
37:43Five
37:44Five
37:44Four
37:45Three
37:46Two
37:47One
37:48Please let go
37:49Start the timer please
37:54How long have we got now?
37:5620 seconds
37:56Shit the bed
37:57Shit the bed
37:58Shit the bed
38:00Shit the bed
38:12Shit out of this
38:13I think my intelligence may lie in manual labour
38:19Structural integrity I fucking knew
38:22You're talking with the passion of a turn of the century mill worker
38:27It was a very heavy start
38:29It was 3.3 kilograms
38:31Oh
38:36John
38:36I had such hope for you
38:38At one point I thought
38:39This man is going to be the face of Blu Tack
38:41If people think this
38:43I think I forgot
38:44You could pick anything in the world to stick to the white board
38:48Yeah
38:48And I suddenly fixated on the stuff that was in front of me
38:51And just solely the chopping board
38:53And you used honey and flour to try
38:55Was it honey?
38:56Well after the Blu Tack failed he said
38:58We're now entering the world of paste
39:02Let's give some points out
39:03Nick and John both chose heavy things but didn't manage to stick them on
39:07So it's zero points to John and Nick
39:09Joanne you get a full three points for your 85 gram fish
39:12Keep it simple
39:13Steve four points but Sophie's was four times heavier than his
39:17Oh wow
39:18And she gets the full five points for them
39:19Thank you
39:23Let's see a scoreboard shall we
39:25OK
39:25Well Nick at the bottom I'm afraid with 11 points
39:28And Steve at the top with 18 points at the moment
39:34Very good
39:35Right
39:36Can you please all head to the stage for the final task of the show
39:44Hi there baby cakes
39:46That's me
39:47Who's reading the task out?
39:49Sophie Willen
39:50Guess the movie that your teammate is saying
39:53Your teammate can only say the first three letters of each word of the movie title
39:59Most movies in each round wins
40:02One member of the team will go inside the movie booth
40:04And they'll pop their head through the little hole
40:07I will show you some cards with movie titles in
40:09And they will also have the first three letters of each word
40:12So if it said Jurassic Park it will also say
40:15Jurapar
40:15And all you're allowed to say is Jurapar
40:18Jurapar
40:34Jurapar
40:34The Nutty Professor
40:36The Nutty Professor
40:36The Nutty Professor
40:36The Nutty Professor
40:37Pulp Fiction
40:39Pulp Fiction
40:40Oh
40:41Bam
40:42Bambi
40:43Fi
40:44Clue
40:46Big clue. Big clue. Big clue.
40:52By clue. By clue, by clue too. By club.
40:55By club. Yes. The, the some abo ma.
41:00There's something about, there's something about Mary. Yes.
41:04Say pri-re.
41:09Say... Say pri-re.
41:12Say pri-re. Yes.
41:18They scored a total of six movies.
41:21Not bad. Not bad.
41:28You're ready. OK. Good luck, Sophie. Thank you.
41:31Your time starts now.
41:33Goo.
41:34Goldfinger. Goo.
41:36Pass.
41:38Goo.
41:42The goo. The goo.
41:45Goonies. Yes. The Goonies.
41:47Tight.
41:49Titanic.
41:50One. One. One. One.
41:53Wonder woman. One.
41:54One. One. One. One. One woman.
41:58Moo. Moo.
42:00Moo. Moo.
42:01Pete.
42:01Pete! Pete!
42:03The Shao Rad!
42:05Shao Shao Radbisher! Yes!
42:07Seb! Seven!
42:09The Bu Id! The Ball of Identity!
42:12Yes!
42:15Whoo!
42:18Only one class they do is Goodfellas.
42:22Goodfellas!
42:23That team scored a total of eight movies!
42:25Wow!
42:27One more!
42:28Time for C Pennington to enter the...
42:30Aralent of the Booth!
42:36Steve, your time starts now.
42:40The Mate!
42:41Matrix, Matrix.
42:43The Mum! The Mummy!
42:45Braveheart!
42:47Don Bra! Don Bra!
42:49Don Brasco!
42:52Decorace!
42:54Mill Doll Bab!
42:54Million Dollar Baby!
42:57Miss Imp!
42:58Mr Impression!
42:59Mr Incredible!
43:00Miss Imp!
43:01Miss Imp!
43:03Miss Imp!
43:04Miss...
43:04Mission Impossible!
43:07They scored six movies!
43:10There we are!
43:12Go on, please!
43:13Go on, please!
43:15Hello, Alex!
43:16Hello, John!
43:18Thor!
43:19Forthome!
43:20Thor!
43:22Thor...
43:23Bat San!
43:25Bat Santa!
43:26Snap...
43:28Snatch!
43:29Bat...
43:30Beg!
43:31Bat...
43:32Big!
43:33Bat Man Big Man!
43:35Bat...
43:35Big!
43:36Bat Man...
43:38Beg!
43:39Bat Man Begins!
43:40the boys the boys the boys hey Jim Jim on go meet the pair meet the parents the
43:53huge sus mrs. Dow
44:07I can see Batman big man in sold out can I say John Mungo somewhere we are gonna make it
44:17harder in round
44:18three and I'm gonna say the last three letters of each movie yeah Nick please enter the booth for a
44:24second time this is terrifying time starts now Roy Rob Roy Roy Roy Roy Roy Roy pass wrong man wrong
44:40something wrong something man wrong man something something Iron Man yes eat eat eat eat eat speed yes
44:52all towel cats oh tell cat all old town market oh no full metal jacket yes
45:09they did not get Roy Roy it is Roy how do you come Nick I come to one please enter
45:16the booth so it's three to
45:17beat if they do that it's a whitewash okay happy you don't look comfy normally it's a lot the face
45:27on its
45:27own it is a bit it's the last three letters starting now I in the I in a the I
45:36in a the shining no I in a
46:04you will pick yourself Steve's got it the Lion King the Lion Lion King and Barbie was B
46:09oh come on that means team three go to the team of two go one
46:24very tight game in the end to one that will a clawed one back five points to the team of
46:29three yes three
46:30points the others which means Nick yes you came last tight at the top though Joanne a massive 20 points
46:39but the winner for a second week in a row is Steve with 21 points
46:41oh my god
46:45he's running away with it Steve Bumberson wins please head upside down to the stage and upturn your prizes
46:53thank you guys
46:54hi
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