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00:02Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:34Thank you welcome to taskmaster a herd of comedy wildebeest being whittled down by the natural selection of their own
00:41incompetence
00:42What lies in wait for them at the watering hole today? Huh?
00:45Let's get in the Jeep Jeep and go and find out. I hope it's not a comedy crocodile
00:51Please welcome
01:09Who's favorite films he tells me and a carry-on films because it reminds him of a golden time in
01:14mainstream culture
01:15When women could be openly objectified and it was okay to acknowledge that some foreign accents are just hilarious
01:31Let's get married
01:32See senior Davis and the prize task category this week is the most
01:37Unquestionable thing of beauty
01:39Yes, it's clear-cut. It's unquestionable and yet he will question them and judge them and give maximum points for
01:45the most
01:46Unquestionable one such is his right and that was a reading from Corinthians chapter 9 verse
01:5118 let's do this who should we have first Joanna page my thing of unquestionable beauty is
01:58Unquestionable evidence of the fact that I was voted Wales is sexiest woman in 2009
02:09This is what you brought him to represent unquestionable beauty
02:17Right, but this isn't mine. This is taken from my mother's scrapbook
02:21And this is going on like 20 years old and she still has this and she has this because she's
02:27proud of me
02:28Yeah
02:28And if this doesn't say about the unquestionable beauty of a mother's love for her daughter
02:34Then I don't know what does and I get me here
02:42I
02:43Think that is a very strong star. Thank you. Right. We're off come out
02:47I brought in something that I find to be very beautiful and I cannot believe my friend found it in
02:51the trash. Oh, what look at this Greg
02:55It's a painting that is absolutely gorgeous. I just looks like this ghostly child's being held captive
03:02It's grotesque. Thank you. Can we look at the back of it, please? Yeah, the back looks like this. It
03:09says T-pain
03:11Why does it say the name of the king of otter tune on the back because it's art Greg and
03:16I think the paintings haunted
03:18I've been trying to get rid of it for years. I
03:21Didn't even ship it here. It was just in my hotel room when I checked. I really hope I lose
03:26this episode
03:28Well, you're off to a great start
03:33I don't it's my wife took it. She's not a very good photographer. She said it was an accident. Yeah,
03:38this is a photo of Amanda, so
03:44Actually shows just the hope I'm question a beautiful the whole of planet Earth is the the nature the
03:54Unbelievably insignificant we are as part of it. I don't know how insignificant the haunting egg island
04:02That's right Amy. I have brought a painting of Yorkshire as I think Yorkshire's beautiful and I've made a very
04:09special
04:10Frame which I'd like to show you which I think makes it even more beautiful. Well, take a look at
04:15this
04:24You did the painting my friend poppy hilstead from Yorkshire. Yeah
04:28I like it very much Joel. What have you brought us? I've also gone for a painting Amy. Take a
04:37look at this Greg
04:46I know what you've done. I know what you've done. You know what I've done. I know what you've done.
04:51It's your head and that's your body
04:53Oh my oh, is it your body? It's your body and it's Greg's head and that's little Alex Horne on
04:58the pants
04:59Yeah, I see that. You and I make a great hybrid
05:04I saw so sad because I'll never get to see that in real life. Really, it's just that head on
05:10top of a bag of suet
05:14Right, do you know score these yeah, it's tough. Mmm, because I was quite touched by all but one
05:23There's one to come out and you'll thank me for that
05:25I think there's got to be a gap between creepy child and the others. I'm gonna give muscly me three
05:30points muscly me
05:32Okay, so three points to Joel. I'm gonna give Armando's head island four points. Thank you
05:37the general populace would love the bond between mother and daughter and
05:42The people of Yorkshire would love to be celebrated by a picture surrounded by Yorkshire pudding
05:48And thus five points each to the two ladies. There we go. Five points to Amy, five points to Anna
05:55Yes, and we begin with something you and I struggle with before every recording Greg kissing no
06:01It's what to wear
06:17Amy big deep breath in you go
06:22Okay, oh
06:24Do you like the acoustics? Yeah, whoa
06:28Yeah, it makes my skull vibrate
06:31Is it warm in there? It's warm. I'm loud feel like I should be grabbing money at the end of
06:36the crystal mates. What's that?
06:38Oh, it's another shot. No, it was popular before this one was I want to keep the seals. I'm gonna
06:44keep all these seals
06:45for eBay
06:48It's lovely and sunny. Oh my god
06:50Choose how much of Alex's bowling outfit to wear throughout part two
06:57If you choose Alex's bowling overalls your final time will be reduced by two minutes
07:02If you choose Alex's bowling gloves your final time will be reduced by three minutes
07:08If you choose Alex's bowling glasses your time will be reduced by four minutes
07:14If you choose Alex's bowling shoes your final time will be reduced by five minutes
07:20So if you choose to wear Alex's whole bowling outfit your final time will be reduced by 20 minutes
07:30You have one minute
07:32Your time starts now
07:33So the more I choose my final time will be reduced by 20 minutes, so that's good
07:38I want to reduce my time
07:40Who knows?
07:41There may be a hindrance
07:42There may be
07:43I'm going to go for bowling overalls
07:45Bowling overalls?
07:47I'm going to put your bowling glasses on
07:49Okay
07:50So I will wear the shoes and the gloves
07:55Your time will be reduced by eight minutes
07:57I'm going to wear the whole outfit then, am I?
08:00Overalls, gloves, glasses and shoes
08:02Yeah
08:03I choose to wear your whole outfit
08:05Good stuff, I'll bring it to you now
08:11Oh, God
08:16So who are the two people that chose the whole outfit?
08:19What's your thinking with that?
08:20This is quite interesting about this show
08:22You know, it makes you realise who you are as a person
08:25Yeah
08:25You know, and I've realised I'm really excited
08:29Yeah
08:29And fucking stupid
08:32Let's see what the skittle outfits did, shall we?
08:34Yes, well, decisions have been made
08:36Will they regret those decisions?
08:37Of course they will
08:44Oh, hi Joanna
08:49Hello
08:50You're wearing my bowling glasses
08:51I am
08:52They're very nice
08:54Yeah, they help
08:56I did say
08:57There's something Guantanamo about this whole process, didn't I?
09:02Yeah, I strongly disagree with that
09:04I think I've got my technique down
09:06Yeah
09:07And I've never worn these
09:09You look good
09:10You look?
09:12Yeah
09:12You wouldn't lie to me now
09:13I know
09:14Well, yeah, please be careful
09:17Find and open the task
09:18And give it a good read
09:32There we go, well done
09:34Get the bowling ball in the bucket
09:38You must stay on stage at all times
09:41You must stay on stage at all times
09:42There is a two-minute time penalty
09:45But any skittle touched
09:47And all skittles must be standing when the bowling ball enters the bucket
09:53Fastest wins
09:54Your time started when you stepped on the stage
09:56Where's the bowling ball?
09:57Oh!
09:58All right
10:00Oh, no
10:06The thing I already love about this group of contestants is that none of them might
10:11Like when you find out it's some awful outfit that's going to make things so much worse
10:16You're like
10:16Ha-ha-ha!
10:18Joanna was just
10:19I got really excited
10:22I know
10:22You would be a really good fan to put on
10:25Yeah
10:26OK, let's bowl
10:27Well up first is Amy G
10:29And Joe P
10:31Get the bowling ball in the bucket
10:37On the stage
10:38It's quite near the skittles
10:39It's right near the skittles
10:42Oh, I can... I can see it!
10:45Oh, right, OK.
10:48Get the bowling ball in the bandit!
10:52Oh, shoot!
10:53Oh, my God, no!
10:56No! No!
10:59Oh, my God!
11:04The good news is you've only touched one skittle.
11:06Oh, my God, do I have to put all of these back up for when it goes in?
11:09I think so. OK.
11:10Oh, my God!
11:12This isn't how I expected this to go.
11:15All right, all right.
11:18Standing them up, one at a time.
11:22Oh, OK. Oh, my God, no, don't!
11:30Oh, no, don't!
11:33Oh, no, don't!
11:35No!
11:38I reckon I'm on for losing this task.
11:42Naughty dogs!
11:44I'm running away.
11:46Don't jump there.
11:49Three left.
11:50Two left.
11:51They're all up.
11:55Stop the clock!
11:56Stop the clock!
12:01Sort of quite poetic, the way that they both just went boom.
12:04It was poetic, yeah.
12:06But they all had to be standing up when the ball went in the bucket.
12:08And they did badly.
12:08LAUGHTER
12:10Amy took 32 minutes.
12:13LAUGHTER
12:14But you saved 20 minutes while wearing the full outfit.
12:16Oh, yes, yes.
12:17But you did touch every single skittle.
12:19That's 54 skittles, two-minute penalty per skittle,
12:21so that's a punishment of 108 minutes plus the 12 minutes.
12:25You took exactly two hours.
12:28Wow.
12:29Joanna, you actually only took 5 minutes 59 to get that.
12:31Really?
12:32Wow.
12:32And also touched every single skittle,
12:34so your total time was 109 minutes and 59 seconds,
12:37so you're about 10 minutes quicker.
12:38You're in the lead.
12:39Yes.
12:39Now, in a sad reflection of the state of our society,
12:43we must pause for some gambling adverts.
12:45I don't think it's advert time.
12:47You want to bet?
12:48Yes.
12:49LAUGHTER
12:59APPLAUSE
13:02Hello!
13:03We're back and it's part two
13:05and there's a ball that badly needs to be banged into a bucket.
13:08Who's next?
13:09That's right, kids.
13:10It's Joel and Amanda.
13:12I don't regret my decision.
13:14I bet you're all thinking that I regret it.
13:16You guys can absolutely do one.
13:19Ooh!
13:21You stick the number of skittles to I touch.
13:25Do be careful.
13:27Two minutes each.
13:29See you later.
13:31One.
13:32One?
13:34Well, I might do two.
13:36Don't regret it.
13:39Uh...
13:41This will be very heavy.
13:44Ooh!
13:46Where's it?
13:48God, Jesus!
13:50Ah!
13:50Ah!
13:57Were they standing when the ball went in the bucket?
14:01You have it on record.
14:02You filmed that, didn't you?
14:04Ah!
14:04Ah!
14:07You're putting your hopes on the freeze frame with that ball going in the bucket,
14:10they're still on their feet, these skittles.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Task complete.
14:16Nearly!
14:21Two four.
14:24Ooh!
14:24Oh, fuck off!
14:25Hit!
14:27Hit!
14:29Hit!
14:34Hit!
14:36Hit!
14:37Hit!
14:51I don't regret it.
14:52No.
14:55I don't regret it.
14:58I don't regret it.
14:59No.
15:01I don't regret it.
15:10It's not the clock.
15:12Wow.
15:13I thought I was ready.
15:35What a shit.
15:36LAUGHTER
15:38Oh, he is.
15:39He is a little shit.
15:40Oh, God, yes.
15:40Well, I put it there to make it easier.
15:42You didn't have to...
15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:46Who would have thought that your fingers
15:49scrambling around trying to get into a bowling ball
15:51would be so tense?
15:53I kind of enjoyed the drama of it, watching it back.
15:55Oh, Christ, I was on the edge of my seat.
15:56You were very close to nailing the task.
15:58You were quick.
15:59Three minutes, 20, you put the ball in.
16:00And you did offer me the option of then saying
16:03you've got time to pick them all up.
16:04And I thought that was funny.
16:06I want to just stop at the funny.
16:07And also, I couldn't be bothered.
16:09LAUGHTER
16:10Do you regret not regretting it with the wisdom of hindsight?
16:13I think it was absolutely fine.
16:15You know, it was an adventure.
16:17And hopefully that adventure didn't cost me too much time.
16:19You were almost exactly the same as Amy,
16:21because you touched every single skittle.
16:23You were wearing all the outfits,
16:24so it was minus 20 but plus 108.
16:26And you took 28 minutes and 46 seconds,
16:29so you were ever so slightly quicker than Amy.
16:31I don't regret it.
16:32LAUGHTER
16:33Who sexed?
16:34Yes, well, there's only one person left to see.
16:36LAUGHTER
16:37According to his resume,
16:39he's agile, he's strong, he's sexy, he's smart,
16:42and he's made for exactly this sort of task.
16:44Yes, he's Kamal Nanjani.
16:55I've touched two skittles.
16:56Yes.
17:00LAUGHTER
17:03OK, you've not touched that one.
17:06Clever.
17:08LAUGHTER
17:12All right, I'm learning.
17:14Oh, OK.
17:25This feels like a big moment.
17:33LAUGHTER
17:34LAUGHTER
17:43This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
17:46LAUGHTER
17:47LAUGHTER
17:49LAUGHTER
17:50LAUGHTER
17:52LAUGHTER
17:52LAUGHTER
17:55Oh.
17:58LAUGHTER
18:01LAUGHTER
18:02LAUGHTER
18:03LAUGHTER
18:04Can I get some water?
18:06I'm getting a cramp.
18:07Hold on.
18:08Ah!
18:10Ah!
18:11Ah!
18:14LAUGHTER
18:16Can you get me a banana?
18:18Yeah, I'll get you a banana.
18:20LAUGHTER
18:20I'm just going now.
18:25LAUGHTER
18:25LAUGHTER
18:25LAUGHTER
18:26LAUGHTER
18:28LAUGHTER
18:28LAUGHTER
18:31LAUGHTER
18:33LAUGHTER
18:34Are you in quite a lot of pain?
18:36Yeah.
18:37I could offer you a certain amount of time per skittle
18:39and I could give you a hand.
18:41You could...what?
18:43You could give me a hand?
18:44Well...
18:45Yeah, how much...
18:46If I'm touching them, that's two minutes per skittle.
18:48I'll give you one minute.
18:49And I don't benefit from that.
18:5185 seconds?
18:53OK.
18:54Yeah?
18:55Sure.
18:56OK.
18:5985 seconds.
19:03170 seconds.
19:15APPLAUSE
19:20It did go in the bucket.
19:22It's not in the bucket. It was in the bucket, for a moment.
19:33Do it gingerly this time.
19:37I've stopped the clock, Kamal.
19:40Well done.
19:45I had conflicting emotions watching you.
19:47Like, there were very clever things, like you came up with the
19:50not touching the Skittles system. Thank you.
19:52And I thought, ah, that's clever. And then very quickly after it, I thought,
19:55I'm not going to have to watch him move all of them.
19:59I decided that no matter how long it took, I was going to get them done
20:04and I was only going to touch two Skittles.
20:06You did touch four in the end and you took nearly 40 minutes to do it.
20:10But because of my bargaining, the maths means that the 85-second penalty
20:14per Skittles that I touch, you actually got it in 55 minutes
20:17and 13 seconds. You actually were the fastest out of the five of them.
20:20I won that...
20:21We won this task. We won this task.
20:27Let's give some points out, you.
20:29OK, well, Armando did not really finish the task.
20:32Couldn't care less.
20:34I don't regret it.
20:36OK.
20:36So, zero to Armando. We jump up then.
20:38Amy, two hours, two points somehow.
20:41Joel, nearly two hours, three points.
20:43Joanna, also nearly two hours, four points.
20:46But the winner of the task, five points, it's Kamel Lundgren!
20:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:50Do you think you could see a scoreboard, please?
20:53I do.
20:53Armando, you won't be surprised to hear you're currently in last place
20:56with four points.
20:57And at the top, she won the first episode, she's winning this one.
20:59Joanna Page has nine points.
21:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:04Next one, please.
21:06OK, but let's just slow down a moment
21:07and take some time to reflect.
21:20Hello?
21:22Hello?
21:29Ah!
21:31Oh!
21:34Hello.
21:38Oh, my God!
21:39I thought it was a mirror!
21:42Shout out to the art department.
21:45Absolutely fantastic.
21:46Oh!
21:46Whoa!
21:47This is incredible!
21:50Right, OK.
21:51Oh, there you...
21:51Oh, hello.
21:53Right.
21:54Yes.
21:55Ah, yes.
21:56Yes.
21:59Hey.
22:01Alex.
22:02Come out.
22:04Ooh!
22:05Ooh!
22:06Oh, no!
22:08Didn't think so.
22:09Shall I?
22:09Yes, please.
22:12OK.
22:13That was great, man.
22:15Like, exhilarating.
22:17Exhilarating.
22:17Yep.
22:18Do exactly what your reflection does.
22:20You must decide what Alex does, then mirror him.
22:23Most ambitious...
22:25But also accurate mirroring wins.
22:27You have a maximum of 20 minutes.
22:30Your time starts now.
22:31OK.
22:33So, I've got 20 minutes to decide what my...
22:36My...
22:36Me do for...
22:38OK.
22:40So, I decide...
22:42What you do, and then I do it with you.
22:45Mm-hm.
22:45Ideally, something I'm good at.
22:48I just need to think about ambitious...
22:51Yes.
22:52I'll leave you to it.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Can you do a handstand?
22:55No.
22:55Can you?
22:56Yeah.
22:56Ah.
22:58You can teach me.
23:00Like, I feel like we should learn a dance.
23:0220 minutes, I think we could, like, get it down.
23:04Scoop.
23:05Scoop.
23:05I'm gonna scoop that way.
23:06Scoop.
23:07Scoop.
23:08Let's get a couple easels.
23:10Then we'll paint.
23:11And what are we gonna paint?
23:13That's up to you.
23:14You know what?
23:15I think you paint whatever you want to paint.
23:17All you've got to do...
23:18I don't even know if I can genuinely do a handstand now.
23:20I'm 48 and I've had four children.
23:22I'm gonna try and see if it's possible.
23:24Are you ready?
23:25OK.
23:26Ah!
23:27It's not possible.
23:28LAUGHTER
23:32Oh, my God.
23:34Oh, my God.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:41That's so good.
23:42Oh, my God.
23:43Oh.
23:44I can't think we're ever going to see anything less ambitious
23:47than the time between you announcing you can do a handstand
23:51and the reality.
23:52Oh, my God.
23:53I really thought I could still do them.
23:55When was the last time you did one?
23:57Probably when I was about 12.
23:59LAUGHTER
24:00So, ambition.
24:01Ambition and accuracy, Greg.
24:03Got to factor in your...
24:04Oh, I'll factor that in.
24:05Don't you worry about it.
24:06Well, let's go with Amy, who went to some pretty extreme lengths
24:08to make me appear just like her.
24:11starting the party.
24:12Yeah.
24:31Engineers, protecting the party.
24:33Oh, no.
24:34I can't make you appear.
24:35I can't make you appear.
24:36I'm a tough guy.
24:37Thank you, buddy.
24:37Okay.
24:39Bye.
24:40Bye.
24:40Bye.
24:41MUSIC CONTINUES
24:58The accuracy was high, I thought. Thank you. Very good.
25:02I am somewhat confused by you dressing as Barry Gibb.
25:07LAUGHTER
25:09The shoot dance was good. There was lots going on.
25:12There was lots of accuracy. It's a hell of a start.
25:14Next, it's Joel. And if you're wondering if he took his top off...
25:18LAUGHTER
25:19..there are no spoilers here.
25:22LAUGHTER
25:29MUSIC CONTINUES
25:30MUSIC CONTINUES
25:36LAUGHTER
25:37MUSIC CONTINUES
25:52MUSIC CONTINUES
25:54LAUGHTER
25:55LAUGHTER
25:58APPLAUSE
26:00APPLAUSE
26:01That was good.
26:03Nice homoerotic thing.
26:05LAUGHTER
26:06I've seen all week.
26:08We were facing away from each other, so that's really difficult.
26:11The level of difficulty is absolutely incredible.
26:14And we took our tops off. That's fun, right?
26:16Yeah, yeah.
26:17Yeah, I was probably more drawn in by you taking your tops off and kissing.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:22Time for an advert break, I think.
26:25We'll see you in a minute.
26:26LAUGHTER
26:27MUSIC CONTINUES
26:32MUSIC CONTINUES
26:32MUSIC CONTINUES
26:35APPLAUSE
26:35Hello!
26:36Yes!
26:37Don't you worry, we're still here.
26:39The current task has seen our art department excel
26:42with a mirror illusion in a lab.
26:44And now it's Kamel looking in the mirror, as per bloody usual.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:59MUSIC CONTINUES
27:00MUSIC CONTINUES
27:35APPLAUSE
27:37How did you feel that went?
27:39I can't paint, so I don't know why I chose to do that.
27:43But isn't that ambitious, ironically?
27:46That's why I did it.
27:48You know the thing that vexed me the most about it?
27:50Yes.
27:50You missed one of the rabbit's giant ears off.
27:53I didn't, I put both ears on the same side.
27:56On the same side?
27:57I did.
27:58What's next?
27:59Will it be a handstand performance next?
28:02Definitely not, because it's Joanna Payne.
28:04LAUGHTER
28:06LAUGHTER
28:08LAUGHTER
28:10MUSIC
28:12MUSIC
28:12MUSIC
28:13MUSIC
28:14MUSIC
28:14MUSIC
28:18MUSIC
28:25MUSIC
28:26MUSIC PLAYS
28:44What I'm interested in is the narrative of your dance.
28:48I don't think I was even, like, human.
28:50We were sort of just emotional
28:51and it was, like, exhilarating and sort of finding
28:54some of this freedom together.
28:55On an emotional plane.
28:58Ah.
28:59And then, after going round like that,
29:01that was a huge release.
29:03This is making me look at steps in a whole different way.
29:07And then, from what emerged from that was,
29:09I can birth and bring life in...
29:12It's the love of a mother and a daughter.
29:15Exactly.
29:16Exactly.
29:18Wow.
29:19Wow.
29:20Wow.
29:22I enjoyed the analogy.
29:24I suspect it was all horse shit.
29:28Is there anyone left to see?
29:29Let's go.
29:29It is Armando's attempt now.
29:31Unfortunately, he wasn't actually available on the day,
29:33so instead, he sent Ben Kingsley in to do it for him.
29:38Let's have a look at Ben Kingsley.
29:39Just Mongo?
29:39Hahahahaha.
29:42Ohhh!
29:43Oh, my God.
30:31Oh, my God. I enjoyed that.
30:33I mean, speaking of as a man of a similar vintage to you,
30:37just throwing yourself on the floor was ambitious.
30:39Yeah, bit of slapstick.
30:40Why did you decide to cast yourself as Ben Kingsley?
30:42No, I was just trying to look like him.
30:44We were trying to meet in the middle, I think, was the idea.
30:46Well, I went that way.
30:47Yeah, thank you.
30:48Was Ben Kingsley known for diving?
30:50That's why I was watching you, like, is there a reference?
30:52Let's just forget Ben Kingsley.
30:55It was me.
30:56It was just trying to look like him.
30:57That was you?
31:01I mean, that's how good it was.
31:04Apart from Kamels, obviously, I loved them all.
31:07LAUGHTER
31:09One point. OK.
31:10One point to Kamel.
31:12They were all pretty powerful from this point onwards.
31:14So let's look at accuracy.
31:17Probably Joel's was slightly less accurate than the others.
31:19Yeah, I can understand that.
31:20And I'm going to give you two points, but I think it's harsh.
31:22I'll tell you that. That's all right.
31:23Now, how accurate was the universe?
31:28Slightly less accurate than the shoop-shoop, I think.
31:31So whilst it was a powerful statement about life,
31:34I can only give you three points.
31:36I'll take that. I'm going to give Amy four points,
31:38because it was incredibly accurate.
31:40That is harsh.
31:41The one that moved me the most and was also accurate,
31:44and I think it will open up new doors for him.
31:47LAUGHTER
31:48That was Armando Iannucci, takes five.
31:50Good.
31:51Five points going on, Neil.
31:53APPLAUSE
31:55What is next?
31:56Well, it is My Idea of Heaven.
31:58Lots of instructions, a secret code, and a really big balloon.
32:01Mmm.
32:15Hello?
32:17Everything all right in there?
32:19I think so.
32:20Present.
32:22Present or present?
32:24Great question.
32:26This is your sort of thing.
32:27This is my sort of thing?
32:28I think so.
32:29Do you reckon? What is my sort of thing?
32:31Fun?
32:32Fun.
32:33LAUGHTER
32:34Right.
32:35Achieve the most things on this list...
32:38Before the balloon pops.
32:40If you do the special thing,
32:42the balloon will stop inflating for ten seconds.
32:46Ten seconds if you do the special thing?
32:53I feel like I haven't been looking around for alternate solutions.
32:57You must not touch the balloon mechanism.
32:59Your time starts when the balloon starts inflating.
33:04The special...
33:05Oh, my God!
33:06Oh!
33:07Oh, gosh!
33:07Right.
33:09OK.
33:10Right.
33:12Right.
33:12What's the special thing?
33:13Stop inflating!
33:15APPLAUSE
33:18You thought the special thing might be to say stop inflating?
33:21I thought it was worth a shot.
33:23LAUGHTER
33:24Well, this is all pretty self-explanatory, I think.
33:27I don't want to dwell.
33:28I just want to crack on and have a look.
33:29Fair enough.
33:29They were under pressure.
33:30They had to achieve a lot of different things.
33:31And we're going to begin with three of the five,
33:33and that is Joanna, Joel and Amy.
33:36One.
33:37Thread a needle.
33:40Yes.
33:41I told you it was your sort of thing.
33:43I love this.
33:45This is ridiculous.
33:46What's the special thing?
33:48I love you.
33:50OK, I found the end of the sticky tape.
33:52One.
33:52That's one.
33:53Put on the galoshes.
33:55Oh, dear.
33:56This is a mistake.
33:57Ah!
33:59Ah!
34:01Ah!
34:01Get it, get it, get it!
34:03Be whispered to by a man on the phone.
34:05Right.
34:06My husband never answers the phone.
34:07We're actually in the middle of an argument
34:08because he doesn't answer the phone.
34:10Hello?
34:11Chris?
34:12I need you to whisper to me on the phone.
34:14Yes.
34:15I can whisper to you.
34:16Two.
34:16Bye!
34:18Whisper, er, what you have for breakfast.
34:20I've had a pancake of pancake day.
34:22All right, thanks very much.
34:23Go, go, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
34:24I'll put my number.
34:25Fine.
34:25Into yours.
34:29What do you want me to whisper?
34:30Hello.
34:31I'm a big fan of you.
34:34I'm a big fan of you.
34:37Done.
34:38Put on the galoshes.
34:40Put on the galoshes.
34:40We shouted out by a woman on the phone.
34:42Where's my mother?
34:43Come on, Mum.
34:45Hiya, Mum!
34:46Can you just very quickly just shout out what you had for breakfast?
34:49Shout at me down the phone!
34:51I'm shouting to you one second.
34:52Mum, you don't have to wait.
34:54Just shout out!
34:55What's it is you doing, for goodness sake?
34:59Thank you!
35:00Just shout out the scrambled egg!
35:02Scrambled egg!
35:03Thanks, Mum!
35:04Thank you very much!
35:05Find the end of the sticky tape.
35:06Right.
35:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
35:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:09I'm good at this.
35:11Oh, you are good at that.
35:12Yep.
35:12That's a sock in a pouch.
35:13What do you think a pouch is?
35:15That's a pouch.
35:15OK, fair enough.
35:16So up the pouch.
35:18Right, I'm going to put the galoshes on first,
35:20because that's something.
35:23They're on.
35:25They're on.
35:25I'm going to do the present first.
35:27Did it say neatly?
35:28Yeah.
35:29Yeah.
35:32Good.
35:34Could you read to me what else is on the list?
35:36Say every number between 1 and 50, except for the numbers divisible by 7, 4 and 3.
35:40Howl for 30 seconds.
35:41Oh!
35:43Oh!
35:46Oh!
35:47Oh!
35:47Oh!
35:47OK.
35:47I hate maths.
35:48You've done that?
35:49And to be honest, yeah, I've done it, and I've got to sew up my pouch.
35:52Where does a galosh start and a waiter end?
35:56Where do you think the pouch is?
35:57Oh, fuck!
35:59Is it in there?
36:00Oh!
36:01Have you shouted out by a woman on the phone?
36:03My wife just rang.
36:04It was perfect timing, actually.
36:06I've sewn up that.
36:07Yeah, that counts.
36:09Sew up the pouch once you put a sock in it.
36:12Oh, my God!
36:13Oh!
36:14I didn't know anything that I told her!
36:16You're so clever!
36:19Ah!
36:21Ah!
36:21Ah!
36:26Ah!
36:26Welcome to the Eid.
36:27My wife just hung up a bit.
36:29Ah!
36:29Ah!
36:30Ah!
36:31Ah!
36:32Ah!
36:39Not bad.
36:40First time I've seen you on this show so far, not looking like you're having the time of your life.
36:45Yeah, threading of the needle seems to have broken you. I used the whole thing as sort of something
36:50It's a some sort of way to get Alex Holmes number. I
36:55Love your mum needed a beat
36:58Before she would shout at you straight away. She was in the middle of Swansea town centre. Yeah
37:05Just shut down the phone and she had to get herself together
37:08I think it's a Welsh thing because my relatives are Welsh as well
37:11And I don't think there's a lot of shouting in Wales. This is a response to most situations as well.
37:16There we are happens
37:24Didn't even need to know why well I made it pretty well and we got seven out of the ten
37:29things
37:30All right, which is a lot better than Joel who got four or five if you count the neatly wrapped
37:35present
37:35Yes, I do count it. Oh, so he has to be rewarded for spending three hours
37:41Well, you've got half of things done, but this pales next to Joanna who got nine out of ten
37:50Okay, time for the last ad break of the show
37:53We're just moments away from one of the contestants winning a portrait of my head on an Asian man's body
37:58Has this been signed off by Channel 4 Alex? Yes
38:04See you after the break
38:14Oh
38:15Hello and welcome to part four of Taskmaster and some very speedy tasking
38:19Oh, they're quick. They're slick, and I've done a little sick now
38:23The final two attempts first. They worked on veep together now. It's the next step on the entertainment career ladder
38:29Trying to find the end of some sticky tape howling and putting on galoshes. Yes. It's Armando and Camille
38:34Oh God howl for 30 seconds
38:4430 seconds. Thank you Camille. Thank you. Lovely howling
38:47Right here. We go wrap find the end of the sticky tape. Well, I'll make an end and then I'll
38:52find it
38:55That was cool
38:56That was cool. See every number between one foot except for the numbers that this was seven four or three
39:00So one two five ten
39:05I can't count and wrap
39:07Hello, baby. Hey, Emily. I'm on camera. Can you just yell at me?
39:10I can't believe how much I love you
39:12Yeah, I love you too bad
39:14Present, wrap. Well done. Yeah, there we are
39:16Um, galoshes
39:19You've done the special thing by the way. Have I done the special thing? Yeah, stop for 10 seconds. Well
39:24Right, I'm gonna do that towards the end I think. How do I find out what the special thing is?
39:28I guess trial and error
39:30I've threaded the needle
39:31Tremendous work
39:33I neatly wrapped the present
39:36You've just done the special thing to see you know
39:41Neatly wrapped the present neatly wrapped the present
39:46What did I do? What did I do? What was the special thing that I did?
39:5141
39:5243
39:5346
39:5547
39:5547
39:5649
39:58How'd I be whispered to by a man on the phone? Is there a number to ring?
40:02There were quite a lot of numbers you could ring
40:05Hey, man
40:05Hey, can you whisper to me?
40:11Okay, wow, it really does sound like the inside of my own head. Thank you so much. Goodbye
40:15I'm stuck in a pouch. Pouch. Pouch. Pouch. Pouch
40:19Where do you think the pouch might be?
40:21Oh, it's not
40:24Can I have you a sock?
40:27What are you looking for?
40:28I did something over here and the thing stopped
40:30Oh, I see. Are you trying to do the special thing?
40:32Was it that? Didn't I do...
40:34Right, there we go
40:35Well, this might make life easier
40:40Thank you
40:50You just did the special thing again
40:51Is it death?
40:52Yeah, touching your head
40:54Yeah
40:56Hello?
40:57Hey, could you shout at me? Just shout at me
40:58Why the hell did you forget abuse this morning?
41:02You're not shouting
41:03You've got to shout
41:08Well, too late
41:11Goodbye
41:13I forgot to do that
41:19So you worked at the special thing and then didn't use the special thing
41:22Perfect
41:22I just got stuck in an argument with my wife
41:27Who just told me I hadn't put the bins out
41:29And had you not put the bins out?
41:31I hadn't
41:33Interesting, your partner's declaration of love for you
41:36Not very British, that
41:37My wife is not here with me and when I heard her voice I got teary-eyed
41:41I did
41:41I really did
41:42Oh, God
41:43It's sickening
41:46And presumably you've got someone who does the bins for you
41:49No, she does the bins
41:52So in the end, Joel, you were last
41:55You got five out of ten, so one point
41:57Then Armando got six out of ten, two points
41:59Kamel and Amy both got seven out of ten, so they share four points each
42:02The winner of the task, five points
42:04Nine things completed was Joanna Page
42:08Well done, Joanna
42:09OK, everyone, please make you wait to the stage for the final task of the show
42:12Oh!
42:19Alex, who will read the task?
42:22Kamel Nanjian is going to read the task
42:23Here we go
42:25Work out what word the piper is piping
42:28You may have one guess and may only guess if you are the first to raise both your hands
42:34First to two correct guesses wins
42:37This is the piper, he's called Johnny Pipes
42:39He'll pipe a word, you've got to try to work out what the word is
42:41You have glockenspiels in front of you
42:43You can try to recognise the notes that he's playing by playing your own glockenspiel
42:47I am genuinely medically tone deaf
42:49Medically
42:51When you think you've got it right, raise both your hands
42:54And then you can say your guess when I point at you
42:56But if you're wrong, you can't guess any more for that word
42:58OK
42:59Just to warn you, he's got to start with a letter E to get the pipes going
43:03So when he's ready to spell his word, he will have his leg up
43:06And he will put it down to start the word
43:08Joel, happy?
43:09Ah, I'm just going to warn you, I don't understand what's going on
43:12LAUGHTER
43:13Let's go, Johnny
43:14Go
43:23You've spelt the first word
43:28It was low
43:32Johnny, can't spell it again if you want it
43:34Yes, please
43:35Let's have the word again
43:36Yes, please, Johnny
43:43BUZZER
43:47BUZZER
43:47BUZZER
43:48BUZZER
43:49BUZZER
43:50BUZZER
43:52BUZZER
43:52BUZZER
43:52BUZZER
43:53BUZZER
43:53BUZZER
43:53BUZZER
43:58BUZZER
43:58Can I just say, I loved your face when Armando got a word
44:02But your face went, it works!
44:04Yeah
44:04LAUGHTER
44:09BUZZER
44:09Yeah, OK, it's one to Armando, nothing to anyone else yet
44:12OK
44:13Ready for the next word?
44:15Leg up, Johnny
44:18BUZZER
44:20BUZZER
44:23BUZZER
44:23BUZZER
44:23BUZZER
44:24BUZZER
44:24BUZZER
44:24BUZZER
44:28BUZZER
44:30BUZZER
44:30BUZZER
44:30How are you feeling, John?
44:32I feel like it's just lovely to listen to music
44:37One to Armando, one to Armando
44:38The words are now going to get longer
44:40Oh, God, right
44:41Leg up, Johnny
44:49BUZZER
44:57BUZZER
44:57Maybe get a bit closer to the instrument, Joel
45:01BUZZER
45:03BUZZER
45:05Does anyone know any of the letters to this one?
45:07Ha!
45:08I feel I am close, but it doesn't make a word
45:11BUZZER
45:11Now, Armando
45:12Is it Faded?
45:13It's not
45:14BUZZER
45:15It's not faded, I'm sorry
45:16We'll be able to clarify that, then
45:17Yeah, no, it's not that
45:18you have to have your hands on your hips
45:19you're out of this word, Armando
45:20Can we have it once more, please?
45:23têm a leg up, Johnny
45:24BUZZER
45:26BUZZER
45:27MUSIC PLAYS
45:33If Joel gets this, I'm going to explode.
45:37Oh, I have no idea of that.
45:39Badge!
45:40Yeah!
45:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:49Let's go, Johnny. Leg up, Johnny.
45:51LAUGHTER
46:02MUSIC PLAYS
46:05What's the word, Amy?
46:06Bugged.
46:06It is bugged!
46:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:12OK, well, I'll put you down and we'll add that to the final scores.
46:17But first, a big round of applause for Johnny.
46:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:21Come down and join me.
46:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:27So, Greg, Joanna and Kamel didn't get any right,
46:29but they came joint fourths, so they get two points.
46:32Amanda and Joel, four points each for getting one right.
46:34But the winner of the task, five points,
46:36for her two correct answers is Amy Glethil!
46:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:41Woo-wee!
46:42Yeah, and that's enough to make her the winner of the episode
46:45with a huge 20 points!
46:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:49Amy Glethil wins!
46:51Woo-wee!
46:51Please go and thank your booty of unquestionable beauty!
46:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:00Here's your winner tonight, Amy Glethil!
47:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:20Cheers, we're good!
47:26We have a good one!
47:28Look at me!
47:29We have a good one!
47:29You have a good one!
47:29Cheers, we are!
47:29Thank you, my dear,
47:29dear bill!
47:29Cheers.
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