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00:16I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36Because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing, so I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat
01:4315 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:4820 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea great. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:09The prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:17Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bare paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27Legs are also hairless
02:30Corby
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:41Bubba. Oh, no
02:43Why are you saying that?
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00You're gonna explain the paper plate. No
03:12Very good good Andy. I've got you some some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it it's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the
03:26mosquito that
03:28Creates the allergic reaction that's why I'm gonna get a lovely old big chin with that. Yeah. Yeah. Have a
03:32look at the other side. Look who uses it?
03:39The absolute highlight for me is now I try to watch it like a real man
03:46Hello, Jack. Hello. I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay, take it take a look at the book. Okay. It's a genuine book from Jack
04:05Do you know why the screwdriver is in there to try and escape from prison? No, no, no, no
04:10No, see metaphorically you're already scratching your chin even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No, because you you're puzzled now, but in the introduction he explains how he is
04:20very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver and that was a promotional version of the
04:26book which he thought would launch it
04:37So I brought in fake chin acne
04:43They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:50Yeah
04:50Spots on your chin yeah back in the 80s and what would you do to kind of get rid of
04:55them? I used to love squeezing spots
04:57Yeah, yeah, go on. What's it look like? It's on my nose. I'll probably give it up
05:00But even if it was on my chin, I'd probably give it that
05:05Squeeze and off
05:09Rosie
05:09Hello
05:10Hello there
05:11I have brought a genuine question for you
05:19Okay
05:19And I really want you to think about it so I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go
05:31Lovely
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33Would you rather make sweet love to...
05:38My body
05:42My body
05:44With Alex's head
05:49Or
05:51Alex's body
05:54With my head
05:55Or Alex's body
05:56LAUGHTER
05:59APPLAUSE
06:00LAUGHTER
06:02LAUGHTER
06:04So
06:08She said answer me
06:10She said answer me
06:11I want to know too
06:12You want to know me
06:14Okay
06:16I would make sweet love
06:18To Alex's body
06:20Ooh
06:20Hello
06:21Because I think
06:23The humiliation that he will suffer for the rest of his life
06:26Yeah
06:27Will delight me
06:29And I quite enjoy chatting to you
06:32Whereas I
06:33Despise him
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37OK
06:38Let's give some points here
06:39We all know who
06:41Pimples get one
06:42One to you Emma
06:43OK
06:43Absolutely rubbish
06:45Baba and Jack take three
06:46Joint third
06:47Got it
06:48I'll tell you because it doesn't exist
06:49But it's very imaginative
06:50You get four points
06:51This
06:53Dilemma is awful
06:54Five points for OCOs
06:55Four points for Andy Zaltseman
06:56There we go
06:57Well done
06:57Well done
06:57Well done
07:01Task time
07:03Well, well, well
07:04Yes, it's time for a task
07:05Sure
07:05But also time for an eye test
07:07Hmm
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08:00Put on the special glasses, fastest wins.
08:04No, they're not glasses.
08:10I hate opticians because you can never tell if the eye chart is actually in focus
08:16or whether it's just a big scam.
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is,
08:27I love this chair and I want to take it home.
08:31And Jack posits the theory that all opticians are part of an international scam.
08:37Could be.
08:38It could be.
08:40OK, well, first up, Zootalore, it's Emma and Baba.
08:44Are these the special glasses, yeah?
08:46They must be, bro.
08:48No, these ain't the special glasses. Where are the special glasses at?
08:50Oh, T-I-R-T-R-T-R-Trop-wo-leb-hiss-e-de-sitch.
08:56Pardon?
08:57I don't understand it either.
08:59Ooh, cheesed.
09:02I'm not able to work with that.
09:05All right.
09:07Where are the special glasses?
09:09Cheesed.
09:10See if there's anything in here.
09:13Oh!
09:16Oh, that was bad, didn't he? Sorry.
09:26Oh, for goodness sake, I don't want to open any more.
09:32I was really hoping that was going to be like a sort of Temple of Doom moment
09:36where, you know, just...
09:37Or something, but it's not done anything there.
09:41No, different budgets.
09:43I don't know how to speak... What's this? French?
09:46I can't speak French.
09:48Cheese. There's the cheese...
09:51I'm actually against the clock.
09:52There's a cheese dome, and I'm just going to look in there very quick.
10:05Yeah, brilliant. All right, well, that took a minute.
10:07Vous devez regarder l'intérieur d'un socle.
10:17What's screwed, bro?
10:19Vous devez regarder l'intérieur d'un socle.
10:22Oh, my God. So I did French at uni.
10:25What did you get?
10:262-1.
10:27Tell you what you get if you get a first.
10:30The vocabulary of socle.
10:32I don't know what that means.
10:38You must look in the inside of a socle.
10:41That is such an incredible shame.
10:44Sucked.
10:46I'm about to call Eddie Caddy.
10:48He's Congolese, but they speak French.
10:50I might just have to quickly use word reference.
10:52Can you hear me?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please.
10:58Vos devez a...
11:00Ah, man.
11:01What?
11:01Don't do that.
11:03Bro, I don't know French!
11:05I've consented to the cookies.
11:07You haven't allowed all the cookies.
11:08I'm under a lot of stress.
11:09I've allowed them all.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11All right, I've sent it to you, bro.
11:15What's going on?
11:16One second, one second, one second.
11:18Yeah?
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base.
11:20The inside of the base?
11:22Base?
11:24Yeah, pedestal, pedestal.
11:31So insane.
11:33Bang!
11:42You increasingly make really strange noises.
11:45I know.
11:46Have we got a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises.
11:50Here they are.
11:51Mm-mm.
11:54Oh, parr!
12:01But we knew what she meant.
12:03I know what she means.
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:04Yeah.
12:05I'm going to start using parr!
12:07But the point is, they both found the special glasses.
12:10They did.
12:11Who should we see next?
12:12Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so, Alex.
12:13Great job on all the admin, et cetera.
12:15Here we go!
12:17It feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere.
12:21No, it's some strange tongue.
12:24At least there's special glasses.
12:29Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special.
12:32Oh, sorry.
12:33Right.
12:34OK.
12:36That feels like it might come off.
12:38Right.
12:41I don't understand.
12:45Special glasses.
12:46Special glasses.
12:48I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again.
12:53Why was that here?
12:56There's nothing behind you.
12:57There's nothing.
12:58There's nothing.
12:59That comes off.
13:01And you know I'm strong.
13:04So if I break this, that's on you.
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex.
13:10Glasses.
13:11OK.
13:11Yeah, other than the glasses.
13:14Right.
13:23OK.
13:25I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Is it special?
13:28I don't know.
13:28Depends your attitude to Flamingo.
13:30I'll stop the clock.
13:30They're special.
13:31I mean, it was right there.
13:32I could have got that within seconds.
13:35Yeah, baby!
13:41What the hell?
13:42What the hell?
13:43What the hell?
13:48I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses and it being
13:53both their instincts to go, are these the magic glasses?
13:57Sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling.
14:02Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while, but he was just reading it forwards
14:06over and over again.
14:07Ironically, I'm Jewish and the Hebrew text is written right to left.
14:11But I'm equally, unfortunately, I'm a very, very lapsed Jew.
14:16I didn't seem to read right to left.
14:18How did they do?
14:19Give me some scores.
14:20Both of them were quicker than...
14:22In French.
14:24Le...
14:25Le...
14:26Zoltzman?
14:27Oui, ah.
14:28Zoltzman a...
14:29Jones.
14:30Oui.
14:33Vite...
14:33Plus vite que les autres.
14:36Oh.
14:38Oui.
14:39Part one is complete.
14:39It's...
14:41Here's the fucking adverts.
14:46APPLAUSE
14:58Hello!
14:59Welcome back to the show.
15:00It's part two and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses.
15:04So busy, Greg.
15:05I mean, so busy.
15:08We've had four successes so far and the answer is right under their noses.
15:12Talking of noses, finally, here's a man with a really lovely one.
15:16It's Jack Dee.
15:20Is there anything that's not...
15:23LAUGHTER
15:24I need to look round the house, I think, if it's not these ones.
15:28Unless they've been hidden in here, that would be...
15:31You went...
15:33I didn't mean to...
15:34I didn't mean to do that.
15:35Oh, OK.
15:35But I did do that.
15:36Yeah.
15:42MUSIC
15:42MUSIC
15:48Um...
15:49LAUGHTER
15:50This is special.
15:53I'm slightly surprised.
15:55Why?
15:55But I don't think I can deny that those are special glasses.
15:57I think...
15:59APPLAUSE
16:01Oh, come on.
16:03It's quite exciting when you put your hand near the special glasses
16:06and then you just wandered off and came back in with any old glasses.
16:10LAUGHTER
16:10It's just a shame we didn't nail what special glasses were.
16:13It wasn't defined.
16:14What was the task?
16:16Well, it was to put on the special glasses.
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here that they're goggles?
16:22LAUGHTER
16:23Shall I tell you the times?
16:24Tell me the times.
16:26Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20.
16:28Emma, 9.40.
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them.
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24.
16:34Andy, 4 minutes 53.
16:35Oh!
16:36Jack, the quickest, 4 minutes 23.
16:38Well then, come on.
16:40But he must be punished.
16:41LAUGHTER
16:43He must be punished for not finding the special glasses.
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point.
16:48So the winner is Andy Zaltzman on this occasion.
16:50OK, so it's 1 to Jack, 2 to Bubba, 3 to Emma, 4 to Rosie,
16:535 to Andy Zaltzman.
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58In this episode, two leaders at the top.
17:01It's Andy and Rosie on nine points.
17:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:09Next, well, this one really is a great big barrel of laughs.
17:36Hello, Rosie.
17:37Oh, yeah!
17:41Hello.
17:42Hello.
17:43Emma.
17:43Hi.
17:44Couple of questions for you before we start.
17:46OK.
17:46How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres.
17:50Yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
17:5250 yards.
17:53A few yards.
17:5625 metres.
18:0143 yards.
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself?
18:04Well, good.
18:05I'm great, bro.
18:06Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days.
18:08LAUGHTER
18:09Six?
18:11Yeah.
18:11Did you sleep well last night?
18:13Um...
18:14Eight.
18:15Ten hours!
18:16No, I have a four-month-old.
18:18I wore socks.
18:20Middle of the night I had to take them off,
18:21so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park,
18:25I had a precautionary crap.
18:29LAUGHTER
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:30I mean, he's running the 100-metre final on a...
18:34whilst riding a pig.
18:35Is that peculiar?
18:36Can't remember my dreams, man.
18:37I don't dream.
18:39Uh, yeah.
18:40I think some admin stuff.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43OK, so should I open?
18:45Yes, you should now.
18:46All right.
18:48Be at the highest number barrel
18:50when Alex blows his whistle again.
18:53You're at number one currently.
18:54Number two is to your right.
18:56Oh, right.
18:57OK.
18:58You may only move to the next barrel
19:00when you have completed the challenge
19:03at the previous barrel.
19:05If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row,
19:07you must move back to the first barrel.
19:10I'm going to fail this barrel.
19:12If you are at an even number barrel
19:13at the end of the barrel task, you are disqualified.
19:15That seems harsh, Alex.
19:17Um, you have as long as it took you
19:19to walk to this barrel and read up to this line.
19:22Three minutes and four seconds.
19:24OK.
19:24I went really quick.
19:26You ran, yes, yes.
19:27You've got two and a half minutes.
19:29You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with here.
19:31I wish my dream had been longer.
19:32I could have told you more about it.
19:34That's two minutes 42 you've got.
19:36I didn't know that, though.
19:37You guys didn't tell me,
19:38yo, slow down.
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds.
19:42This is where the policy comes in handy.
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes!
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time.
19:55We're off.
19:56APPLAUSE
20:00You never dream?
20:02I never dream because I'm already living the dream.
20:09LAUGHTER
20:12Emma, you dream about admin and you had to take your socks off in the middle of the night.
20:17Um, when women...
20:21LAUGHTER
20:22OK.
20:24Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm.
20:29What?
20:30LAUGHTER
20:31This is new territory.
20:33I know.
20:34People don't talk to me.
20:35I don't know what the hell's going on.
20:37LAUGHTER
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40So, you're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No.
20:45If their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm.
20:50And you took them off.
20:52LAUGHTER
20:57OK.
20:58Let's see some stuff.
21:00Right, we're going to double barrel to begin with.
21:02It's Bubba and Rosie.
21:04Throw an odd number with this dice.
21:10LAUGHTER
21:11Come on.
21:16Number five.
21:17Yes!
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly.
21:22True or false, Bubba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
21:26False.
21:27False.
21:28It's true.
21:28True or false?
21:30All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
21:33No.
21:34False.
21:34Correct, you can move on.
21:36True.
21:36It's false.
21:37Back to the dice, please.
21:38Oh, God!
21:42Three.
21:43You can move on.
21:45Pick any single red playing card.
21:47I'll pick the first one.
21:48OK.
21:49Correct.
21:50Let's go.
21:51One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
21:54True.
21:54False.
21:55True or false?
21:56Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
21:57False.
21:58It is false.
21:59It's Mark.
21:59Yes!
22:01That one.
22:02OK.
22:03Nice.
22:05There we go.
22:06Oh, shit!
22:08Predict which hand Alex Whistle is in.
22:11Your right hand.
22:13Give one more go.
22:16Your left hand.
22:17Correct.
22:17Come on, let's go.
22:18Select an even number bingo ball.
22:21OK.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Maybe a bit slower.
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time.
22:27There's one.
22:27What number is it?
22:2855.
22:29Right, try again.
22:3229.
22:33Try back to barrel number one.
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left.
22:37Oh, man.
22:39Five.
22:40Boom.
22:41One.
22:42Let's go.
22:42One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
22:45That's false.
22:45Correct.
22:46Come on.
22:47True or false?
22:47The high five was invented in 1977.
22:50False.
22:51True.
22:51True or false?
22:52True or false?
23:00No, it's true.
23:02True.
23:02False.
23:03True or false?
23:04True or false?
23:05True or false false?
23:17True or false false?
23:23Chance my whistle in correct
23:27Come out
23:29This thing is rigged. That's your time up. You are on barrel number five
23:36You've got a minute and 30 seconds
23:42Okay
23:45You got to barrel number five
23:57Who was rigged it was right it was racist
24:07Don't talk yourself down just because you a grown woman think that lobsters can live forever
24:20That's not how it works
24:23They both got the same score both get the same score five barrels
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start. Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly reducing the time she had quite dramatically. So good luck
24:36to Emma city
24:38You've got two and a half minutes
24:43You've done it
24:44I'll tell it's his question correctly go on. Hello, Emma
24:47True or false humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffe
24:50Uh, false
24:52It's true
24:54No, I can ask you a second one
24:56True or false all the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus
25:00Okay, that's false. It's the same as a plum. That we go. You got two wrong
25:07Hello, Emma. Yeah true or false one in every 15 people has a third nipple false
25:12It is false one in 80 pick a single red playing card
25:19Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in. You're right. Well, I'm not
25:23You're right. Hello. Oh, yes, it is
25:25I'm not a little bit of a number of bingled books
25:26So next we eat a number of bingled books
25:30PINGLE BOOTS
25:31I can't... how do these work?
25:33Just turn the handle
25:3518
25:35Eat a chocolate covered coffee bean
25:41PINGLE BINGLE BINGLE BINGLE BINGLE BINGLE HARD
25:43I don't know which to... That was coffee, that was coffee.
25:45Yes. It's also a head.
25:48BUZZER
25:48Oh, now you must go back to one. You did it twice wrong.
25:50How many... Where do I have to go? Back to the beginning.
25:53Go. Yep.
25:56Hello, Emma. Yep, quick.
25:57You've got 45 seconds. I don't care.
25:59True or false? Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
26:02Uh, true. No, it's Mark.
26:04I can ask you another one. Go.
26:06True or false? Yeah.
26:07The high five was invented in 1977.
26:10False. No, it's true.
26:11Back to the dark. That's not true.
26:13Come on. Wait.
26:15True or false? J was the last letter added to the alphabet.
26:18True. It is true.
26:20OK. There you go.
26:22Right, OK.
26:23Uh, right!
26:25Right. No, not right.
26:27Where now? I'll do it again if you want. OK, right!
26:29No, it's still not right.
26:31Where now?
26:32Back to one, you've got ten seconds.
26:35Go on.
26:36True or false? Lobsters are biologically immortal.
26:38True. No, it's false. They die.
26:40Australia is wider than the moon.
26:43You've got two seconds.
26:44True, true, true, true!
26:44It is true.
26:45WHISTLE BLOWS
26:47I'm at three.
26:49Just.
26:50I am at three, though.
26:52OK.
26:56Fascinating.
26:57Good. Emma was patently shit at that task,
27:00but had the demeanour of someone who was excellent.
27:04LAUGHTER
27:05Thruette.
27:06And was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius.
27:09Yes.
27:10Come on. Yep, yep, yep.
27:12I think I was in a playful mood.
27:14Is that playful?
27:16LAUGHTER
27:17I would have sworn the socks were off up there.
27:20LAUGHTER
27:21That's the end of part two.
27:23Time for a break and a chance to look at that fitness watch
27:26that you've been wearing.
27:28Let me guess.
27:28Time to stand.
27:29Put the cheese puffs down.
27:31Your children need you.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:38APPLAUSE
27:44Welcome back to Taskmaster,
27:46where our speedy comedians are in a theme park surrounded by barrels.
27:50Yes, Greg.
27:51At last, the fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park.
27:55Two manly guys left to go.
27:57That's right, it's Jeff Capes and Monty Don.
27:59Not really, it's Jack T and Andy V.
28:02LAUGHTER
28:03Throw an odd number with this dice.
28:06One.
28:07Yeah, welcome to barrel number two.
28:09True or false?
28:10Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
28:12True.
28:13Correct.
28:14It could be a stacked deck where they're all...
28:16That's black.
28:17OK.
28:19That's black again.
28:21Back to the beginning now, Jack.
28:22OK.
28:23Predict which hand my whistle is in.
28:25Left.
28:26This one?
28:26Yep.
28:27Correct.
28:27Correct.
28:28Correct.
28:29Yes.
28:29Yes, we move on.
28:3588s.
28:35We move on.
28:40Two.
28:40Oh, that's an even number.
28:42Oh, it is, yeah, yeah.
28:43Eat a chocolate-covered coffee bean.
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean.
28:52First time, that was lucky.
28:54Do you promise, Jack?
28:57That was a lie.
28:59Tops are head, as in with the coin.
29:00Just please.
29:03It's head.
29:04Does that count as enough?
29:05Yes.
29:06Pull a lemon out from this box.
29:08Is there a lemon in the box?
29:09I'm going to find out.
29:12Congratulations, you've reached the ninth barrel.
29:14You've done really well.
29:15Good stuff.
29:15Stop the clock.
29:19Yeah, that was coffee.
29:20That sounded more coffee-y.
29:21Yeah.
29:22OK.
29:22You've got 20 seconds left.
29:24Toss ahead.
29:27OK.
29:29I mean...
29:30You've got two seconds.
29:31Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel.
29:34You've done really well.
29:34Good stuff.
29:39I think Alec is extra sweet with Jack.
29:44No, no, I'm thinking...
29:46A little bit nervous.
29:50I'm not sweet with Jack.
29:51Couldn't give a shit.
29:53You've changed.
29:56LAUGHTER
29:57Yeah, so both of them did very well.
29:59I mean, looking at Jack, you wouldn't know he'd nailed the task,
30:01but congratulations, Jack.
30:03Why didn't you just kiss him?
30:05LAUGHTER
30:07All five contestants ended on odd-number barrels,
30:10so well done.
30:10Tick.
30:11Tick.
30:11Emma, you came last, though, so one point to you.
30:13Rosie and Bubba both managed to barrel five,
30:15so you come joint third with three points.
30:17Andy and Jack both got to barrel nine,
30:18so both get five points each.
30:20APPLAUSE
30:23Let's have another one.
30:25OK, this one involves just three simple requests.
30:41Yo, yo, yo.
30:47Hello.
30:49You weirdly don't look much different.
30:52What...what do you mean by that?
30:57Of course you can.
31:01There's a task.
31:02Oh, yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:02If it looks like it's floating, that's okay.
31:04It's floating.
31:05OK.
31:06Label a part of your body, make a surprising noise...
31:10And do something interesting with your legs.
31:13You have one minute.
31:15Your time starts now.
31:19I just greased my hands.
31:20There we go.
31:21Why did he grease your hands?
31:22Well, because my hands were dry.
31:24My head.
31:25Arm.
31:26My upper nose area.
31:31Gemma.
31:33And put that on the elbow, I think.
31:36What does it say?
31:38I saw the words of truth.
31:40Nexus.
31:42Surprising noise.
31:43Meow.
31:46Crash.
31:49Then do something interesting with your legs.
31:51Still got 40 seconds.
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed.
31:57OK.
31:57Yeah.
32:00Yeah.
32:00Just doing something with my legs.
32:02Isn't that lovely?
32:02Yeah.
32:05Right.
32:15That's your time up, Rosie.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Still got ten seconds.
32:19Oh, shake at the end of it.
32:20Hang on.
32:23Really quite low.
32:24Mm.
32:25Oof.
32:27OK, thank you.
32:29So how does that work, then?
32:30Is that a sort of subjective judgment?
32:32Points-wise?
32:33Yeah.
32:35Well, it depends on what you do now.
32:37Oh.
32:38Do these three things again.
32:40And again.
32:41And again.
32:42In that same order.
32:44Oh, blood, man, what the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within ten minutes.
32:49Ten minutes?
32:50Wins.
32:51Oh, my word.
32:53Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened.
32:56Yep.
33:04We've checked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over again.
33:08Particularly when it involves the nexus of truth.
33:12The nexus of truth.
33:14Yeah.
33:14It is now in urbandictionary.com.
33:17We've added it.
33:18LAUGHTER
33:19Yes.
33:20It wasn't there before.
33:20It's nice to leave a legacy for future generations.
33:22That's lovely.
33:22OK, well, with a woof meow and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
33:27Here we go.
33:27What is it, upper nose area?
33:28It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:30I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase.
33:33But, you know, a nickname's a nickname.
33:34Right.
33:37Er...
33:37Woof meow!
33:39Woof meow!
33:41Woof!
33:41Woof!
33:42Woof!
33:42Woof!
33:43Woof!
33:45Lovely.
33:46Right, come on, up you get, up you get.
33:48I haven't got to...
33:50Sorry, Matt.
33:51This is not the way we wanted our careers to go.
33:55Oh, sorry, sorry.
33:57Again.
33:59Quick.
34:00Please.
34:04SCREAMING
34:05Assume the position.
34:09Yes.
34:12Woof!
34:13No!
34:18Not everywhere.
34:20OK.
34:21Hi, Rosie.
34:22Oh, petting nose.
34:24Wow.
34:26Slide it down.
34:27Fuck.
34:33That's on.
34:34Oh, no!
34:37No, you're getting it all wrong.
34:40Ready for the noise.
34:41Waaaaaah!
34:45Yeah.
34:46I bet it on, like, a hundred.
34:50Yeah, if we round it up.
34:51Waaaaaah!
34:54Eighteen seconds.
34:55Eighteen.
34:56One more.
35:14Eighteen seconds.
35:22Eighteen.
35:22Two more.
35:51Here we are.
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