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00:16I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36Because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing, so I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat
01:4315 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:4820 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea great. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:09The prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:17Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bare paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27Legs are also hairless
02:30Corby
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:41Bubba. Oh, no
02:43Why are you saying that?
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00You're gonna explain the paper plate. No
03:12Very good good Andy. I've got you some some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it it's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the
03:26mosquito that that creates the allergic reaction
03:29So I'm gonna get a lovely old big chin with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have a look at the other
03:32side. Look who uses it
03:40The absolute highlight for me is now I scratch my chin like a real man
03:47Hello, I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay, take a take a look at the book. Okay, it's a genuine book from Jack
04:05Do you know why the screwdriver is in there to try and escape from prison? No, no, no, no
04:10No, see metaphorically. You're already scratching your chin even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No, because you you're puzzled now, but in the introduction. He explains how he is
04:20very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver and that was a promotional version of the
04:26book which he thought would launch it
04:37So I brought in fake chin acne
04:43They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:50Yeah
04:50Spots on your chin yeah back in the 80s and what would you do to kind of get rid of
04:55them?
04:55I used to love squeezing spots. Yeah. Yeah, go on. What did it like? It's on my nose
04:59I'll probably give it up even if it was on my chin. I'd probably give it that
05:05Squeeze
05:09Rosie
05:09Hello
05:10Hello there
05:11I have brought a genuine question for you
05:19Okay
05:19And I really want you to think about it so I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go. Lovely
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33Would you rather make sweet love to make...
05:39My body
05:44Or...
05:45With Alex's head
05:51Or...
05:53Alex's body
05:54With my head
05:55LAUGHTER
05:59APPLAUSE
06:01LAUGHTER
06:02LAUGHTER
06:03Wow
06:04No, it's going
06:05That was brilliant
06:07Answer me
06:08She said answer me
06:10She
06:10I want to know too
06:12You want to know me
06:13LAUGHTER
06:14OK
06:16I would make sweet love to Alex's body
06:20Ooh
06:20Hello
06:21Because...
06:22Because I think the humiliation that he will suffer for the rest of his life
06:26Yeah
06:27Will delight me
06:28Yeah
06:29And I quite enjoy chatting to you
06:32Whereas I...
06:34Despise him
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37OK
06:38Let's give some points there
06:39We all know who
06:41Pimples get one
06:42One to you, Emma
06:43OK
06:43Absolutely rubbish
06:45Barbara and Jack take three
06:47Joint third
06:47Got it
06:48I'll tell you, because it doesn't exist
06:49But it's very imaginative
06:50You get four points
06:52This...
06:53Dilemma is awful
06:54Five points for OCOs, four points for Andy Zaltzman
06:56There we go
06:57Well done, well done
07:02Task time
07:03Well, well, well
07:04Yes, it's time for a task, sure
07:05But also time for an eye test
07:09Oh
07:23Oh
07:25What's this?
07:27LAUGHTER
07:29And that's the first time the helmet's come into use
07:31Yep
07:33Oh, yeah
07:34I know what this is
07:35It's...
07:38That's to wedge your head into
07:41Oh, I like this
07:44It's comfy, isn't it?
07:46Can I have it?
07:49No
07:49Please
07:50No
07:51But
07:53No
07:56Ah
07:59Put on the special glasses
08:02Fastest wins
08:04Yeah
08:08No, they're not glasses
08:10No, they're not glasses
08:10I hate opticians
08:11Because you can never tell if the eye chart is actually in focus
08:16Or whether it's just a big scam
08:19APPLAUSE
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is, I love this chair and I want to take it home
08:30And Jack posits the theory that all opticians are part of an international scam
08:36It could be
08:37It could be
08:39It could be
08:39It could be
08:50T-I-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T сов champion
08:55Who, do you say
08:55This is
08:57Pardon
08:57I didn't understand the�� N düşures
08:59Oh
09:00Chee؟
09:02Oh
09:03I'm not able to work with that
09:05Right
09:07Where are these special glasses?
09:10cheesed
09:10See if there's anything in here.
09:13Oh!
09:16Oh! That was bad, didn't he? Sorry.
09:25Oh, for goodness sake, I don't want to open any more.
09:32I was really hoping that was going to be like a sort of Temple of Doom moment where, you know,
09:37just... or something, but it's not done anything there.
09:41No, different budgets.
09:43I don't know how to speak... What's this? French?
09:45I can't speak French!
09:48Cheese. There's the cheese...
09:51I'm actually against the clock. There's a cheese dome,
09:53and I'm just going to look in there very quick.
10:05Yeah, brilliant. All right. Well, that took a minute.
10:17What's screwed, bro?
10:20Oh, my God. So, I did French at uni.
10:25What did you get?
10:262-1.
10:27Tell you what you get if you get a first.
10:30The vocabulary of socle.
10:32I don't know what that means.
10:38You must look in the inside of a socle.
10:42That is such an incredible shame. Socle.
10:46I'm about to call Eddie Caddy.
10:48He's Congolese, but they speak French.
10:50I might just have to quickly use word reference.
10:52Can you hear me?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please.
10:58Vos tevez a...
11:00Ah, man.
11:01What?
11:01Don't do that.
11:03Bro, I don't know French!
11:05I've consented to the cookies.
11:07Look, you haven't allowed all the cookies.
11:08I'm under a lot of stress. I've allowed them all.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11All right. I've sent it to you, bro.
11:15What's going on?
11:16One second, one second, one second.
11:18Yeah.
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base.
11:20The inside of the base.
11:22Base?
11:24Yeah, pedestal, pedestal.
11:32So insane.
11:33Bang!
11:43You increasingly make really strange noises.
11:45I know.
11:46Have we got a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises. Here they are.
11:51Mm-mm.
11:53Oh!
11:54Par!
12:01But we knew what she meant.
12:03I know what she means.
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:04Yeah.
12:05I'm going to start using par!
12:07But the point is, they both found the special glasses.
12:10Yes.
12:10They did.
12:11Who should we see next? Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so, Alex.
12:13Great job on all the admin, etc.
12:15Here we go!
12:16Whoa!
12:17It feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere.
12:21No, it's some strange tongue.
12:24At least there's special glasses.
12:29Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special.
12:32Oh, sorry.
12:33Right.
12:34OK.
12:36That feels like it might come off.
12:39Right.
12:41I don't understand.
12:45Special glasses.
12:46Special glasses.
12:48I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again.
12:53Why was that here?
12:56Is there anything behind this?
12:58That comes off.
13:01And you know I'm strong.
13:04So if I break this, that's on you.
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex.
13:10Glasses.
13:11OK.
13:11Other than the glasses.
13:14Right.
13:19Carl!
13:25OK.
13:25I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Is it special?
13:28Depends your attitude to flamingos.
13:30I'll stop the clock.
13:30They're special.
13:31I mean, it was right there.
13:32I could have got that within seconds.
13:34Yeah, baby!
13:38Oh, no!
13:40Oh, no!
13:48I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses and it being both their
13:53instincts to go, are these the magic glasses?
13:57Sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling.
14:02Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while, but he was just reading it forwards over and over
14:06again.
14:06Ironically, I'm Jewish and the Hebrew text is written right to left, but equally, unfortunately, I'm a very, very lapsed
14:14Jew.
14:16I didn't seem to read right to left.
14:18How did they do?
14:19Give me some scores.
14:20Both of them were quicker than...
14:22In French.
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14:58Hello!
14:59Welcome back to the show.
15:00It's part two and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses.
15:04So busy, Greg.
15:05I mean, so busy.
15:08We've had four successes so far and the answer is right under their noses.
15:12Talking of noses, finally, here's a man with a really lovely one.
15:16It's Jack Dee.
15:20Is there anything that's not?
15:24I need to look around the house, I think, if it's not these ones.
15:28Unless they've been hidden in here, that would be...
15:31You went...
15:33I didn't mean to do that.
15:35Oh, OK.
15:35But I did do that.
15:36Yeah, yeah.
15:48Um...
15:49I think this is special.
15:53I'm slightly surprised.
15:55Why?
15:55But I don't know, I can deny that those are special glasses.
15:57I think...
15:59APPLAUSE
16:01Oh, come on.
16:03It's quite exciting when you put your hand near the special glasses,
16:06and then you just wandered off and came back in with any old glasses.
16:10It's just a shame we didn't nail what special glasses were.
16:13It wasn't defined.
16:14What was the task?
16:16Well, it was to put on the special glasses.
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here that they're goggles?
16:22LAUGHTER
16:23Shall I tell you the times?
16:25Tell me the times.
16:26Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20.
16:28Emma, 9.40.
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them.
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24.
16:34Andy, 4 minutes 53.
16:36Oh...
16:36Jack the Quickest, 4 minutes 23.
16:38Well, then, come on.
16:40But he must be punished.
16:43He must be punished for not finding the special glasses.
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point.
16:48So the winner is Andy Zaltzman on this occasion.
16:50OK, so it's 1 to Jack, 2 to Bubba, 3 to Emma, 4 to Rosie,
16:535 to Andy Zaltzman.
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58In this episode, two leaders at the top.
17:01It's Andy and Rosie on nine points.
17:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:09Next, well, this one really is a great big barrel of laughs.
17:13MUSIC PLAYS
17:36Hello, Rosie.
17:38Oh, yeah.
17:42Hello. Hello, Emma. Hi.
17:44A couple of questions for you before we start. OK.
17:46How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres, yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
17:5250 yards. A few yards.
17:5625 metres.
18:01Forty...three...yards.
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself? Well, good.
18:05I'm great, bro. Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days.
18:09Six? Six? Yeah.
18:12Did you sleep well last night? Um...eight.
18:15Ten hours! No, I have a four-month-old.
18:18I wore socks, middle of the night I had to take them off,
18:21so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park, I had a precautionary crap.
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:31I mean, he's running the 100-metre final on a...
18:34whilst riding a pig, is that peculiar?
18:36Can't remember my dreams, man.
18:37I don't dream.
18:39Er, yeah.
18:40I think some admin stuff.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43OK, so shall I open?
18:45Yes, you should now.
18:46All right.
18:48Be at the highest number barrel
18:50when Alex blows his whistle again.
18:53You're at number one currently.
18:54Number two is to your right.
18:56Oh, right. OK.
18:58You may only move to the next barrel when you have completed the challenge at the previous barrel.
19:05If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row, you must move back to the first barrel.
19:10I'm going to fail this barrel.
19:12If you are at an even number barrel at the end of the barrel task, you are disqualified.
19:15That seems harsh, Alex.
19:17You have as long as it took you to walk to this barrel and read up to this line.
19:22Three minutes and four seconds.
19:24OK.
19:24I went really quick.
19:26You ran, yes.
19:27Yes.
19:27You've got two and a half minutes.
19:29You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with here.
19:31I wish my dream had been longer.
19:32I could have told you more about it.
19:34That's two minutes forty-two you've got.
19:36I didn't know that though.
19:37You guys didn't tell me.
19:38Yo, slow down.
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds for this time.
19:42This is where the policy comes in handy.
19:49Yes!
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time.
19:55We're off.
20:00You've never dreamed?
20:02I've never dreamed because I'm already living the dream.
20:12Emma, you dream about admin and you have to take your socks off in the middle of the night.
20:17Erm, when women...
20:21OK.
20:23Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm.
20:29What?
20:33I don't know what the hell's going on.
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40I'm sorry.
20:40You're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No.
20:45If their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm.
20:50And you took them off.
20:51LAUGHTER
20:54LAUGHTER
20:57OK.
20:58Let's see some stuff.
21:00Right, I'm going to double barrel to begin with.
21:02It's Bubba and Rosie.
21:03Let's see.
21:04Throw an odd number with this dice.
21:11Come on.
21:16Number five.
21:17Yes!
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly.
21:21True or false, Bubba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
21:26False.
21:27False.
21:28It's true.
21:28True or false?
21:30All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
21:33No.
21:34False.
21:34Correct.
21:35You can move on.
21:36True.
21:37It's false.
21:37Back to the dice, please.
21:38Oh, God!
21:42Three.
21:43You can move on.
21:44Pick any single red playing card.
21:47I'll pick the first one.
21:48OK.
21:49Correct.
21:49Wow!
21:50Come on!
21:50Let's go!
21:51One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
21:54True.
21:54False.
21:55True or false?
21:56Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
21:57False.
21:58It is false.
21:59It's Mark.
21:59Yes!
22:01That one.
22:03OK.
22:05There we go.
22:06Oh, shit!
22:08Predict which hand Alex Whistle is in.
22:11Your right hand.
22:13Give one more go.
22:16Your left hand.
22:17Correct.
22:17Come on, let's go.
22:18Select an even number bingo ball.
22:21OK.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Maybe a bit slower.
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time.
22:27There's one.
22:27What number is it?
22:2855.
22:29Right, try again.
22:3229.
22:33Try back to barrel number one.
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left.
22:37Aw, man.
22:39Three.
22:40Two.
22:41One.
22:42Let's go.
22:42One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
22:45That's false.
22:45Correct.
22:46Come on.
22:47True or false?
22:47The high five was invented in 1977.
22:50False.
22:51True.
22:51True or false?
22:52True or false?
22:53True or false?
23:04Pineapples take two years to grow.
23:07True.
23:08Correct.
23:10I'll pick this one.
23:11Come on.
23:13That one.
23:14Correct.
23:14Come on.
23:1520 seconds left.
23:17That one.
23:18Yeah.
23:20Which hand is my whistling?
23:21That one.
23:22No.
23:23Which hand is my whistling?
23:24That one.
23:25Correct.
23:25Yes!
23:27Come out.
23:29This thing is rigged.
23:31That's your time up.
23:32You are on barrel number five.
23:34Come on, bro!
23:36You've got a minute and 30 seconds.
23:37Um, yeah.
23:39I reckon I'm happy.
23:42OK.
23:42I stopped there.
23:45Yeah.
23:45You've got a barrel number five.
23:48More than halfway, I'm happy with that.
23:53It was rigged.
23:58It was rigged.
23:59It was racist.
24:02I was so shit at that.
24:06Don't talk yourself down.
24:08Just because you, a grown woman, think that lobsters can live forever.
24:15But I want lobsters to live forever.
24:21That's not how it works, Rosie.
24:23They've both got the same score.
24:25Both got the same score.
24:26Five barrels.
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start.
24:30Yes.
24:30Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly,
24:34reducing the time she had quite dramatically.
24:35So, good luck to Emma Siddee.
24:38Ah!
24:39You've got two and a half minutes.
24:41Throw an odd number with this dice.
24:44Cool.
24:44You've done it.
24:44Answer Alex's question correctly.
24:46Go on.
24:46Hello, Emma.
24:47True.
24:48True or false?
24:48Yeah.
24:48Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
24:50Er, false.
24:53True.
24:54No, I can ask you a second one.
24:56True or false?
24:57All electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
25:00True.
25:01It's false.
25:02It's the same as a plum.
25:03Wrong.
25:03There we go.
25:03You've got two wrong.
25:07Hello, Emma.
25:08Yeah.
25:09True or false?
25:09One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
25:11False.
25:12It is false.
25:13One in 80.
25:14Pick a single red playing card.
25:16Oh.
25:17OK.
25:19Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
25:21You're right!
25:22Well, I'm not...
25:24You're right.
25:24Hello, Emma.
25:25Er, yes, it is.
25:26So, next, we eat a number of Bingle books.
25:31I can't...
25:32How do these work?
25:33Just turn the handle.
25:3518.
25:36Right, OK.
25:37Eat a chocolate covered coffee bean.
25:41Oh, I know which...
25:43That was coffee, that was coffee.
25:45Yes.
25:45It's also a head.
25:48Oh, now you must go back to one.
25:49You did it twice wrong.
25:50How many...
25:51Where do I have to go?
25:52Back to the beginning.
25:53Yep.
25:55Yep.
25:56Hello, Emma.
25:57Yep, quick.
25:57You've got 45 seconds.
25:59I don't care.
25:59True or false?
26:00Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
26:02Er, true.
26:03No, it's Mark.
26:04I can ask you another one.
26:05Go.
26:06True or false?
26:06Yeah.
26:07The high five was invented in 1977.
26:10False.
26:10No, it's true.
26:11Back to the dark.
26:11That's not true.
26:13Go on.
26:14Wait.
26:15True or false?
26:15J was the last letter added to the alphabet.
26:18True.
26:19It is true.
26:20OK.
26:21There you go.
26:21Right.
26:23Right.
26:25Right.
26:26Right.
26:26No, not right.
26:27Where now?
26:28I'll do it again if you want.
26:29Right.
26:29No, it's still not right.
26:31Where now?
26:32Come on, you've got ten seconds.
26:35Go on.
26:36True or false?
26:49Just.
26:50I am at three, though.
26:53OK.
26:56Fascinating.
26:57Good.
26:57Emma was patently shit at that task, but had the demeanour of someone who was excellent.
27:05True, right.
27:06True or false?
27:06And was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius.
27:09Yes.
27:10Come on.
27:10Yep, yep.
27:12I think I was in a playful mood.
27:15Is that playful?
27:17I
27:18Would have sworn the socks were off up
27:21That's the end of part two time for a break and a chance to look at that fitness watch that
27:27you've been wearing
27:27Let me guess time to stand put the cheese puffs down your children need you
27:45Taskmaster where our speedy comedians are in a theme park surrounded by barrels
27:49Yes, Greg at last the fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park two manly
27:56guys left to go
27:57That's right. It's Jeff capes and Monty Don not really exactly
28:02Throw an odd number with this dice
28:06One yeah, welcome to barrel number two true or false humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes
28:12true, correct
28:14It could be a stack deck where they're all
28:17Okay
28:19That's black again. That's the beginning now Jack
28:23Predict which hands my whistle is in this one. Yep, correct. Correct. Yes. Yes. We move on
28:3488 we move on
28:40Two oh, that's an even number
28:43Chocolate covered coffee bean
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean
28:52My first time I was lucky do you promise check?
28:58Tops ahead as in with the coin just please
29:03Its head black counters enough. Yes, but the lemon out from this from this box. Is there a lemon in
29:09the box and find out?
29:12Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel. You've done really well good stuff. Stop the clock
29:19Yeah, that was coffee that sounded more coffee. Yeah, okay, you've got 20 seconds left toss ahead
29:28Okay, I
29:29I mean you've got two seconds congratulations. You have reached the ninth barrel. You've done really well good stuff
29:39I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack
29:43I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack
30:07All five contestants ended on odd number barrels. So well done tick tick ever you came last though
30:12So one point to you Rosie and Bubba both made it to barrel five
30:15So you come joint third with three points and in Jack both go to barrel nine. So both get five
30:19points each
30:25Okay, this one involves just three simple requests
30:41Yo, yo, yo
30:47Hello, you really don't look much different
30:52What do you mean by that?
30:57Of course you can
31:01There's a task. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it looks like it's floating. That's I'm floating
31:04Okay, label a part of your body make a surprising noise and do something interesting
31:12with your legs
31:13You have one minute. Yeah, time
31:17That
31:18Now I just reached my hands. There we go. Why did you grease your hands? I won't because my hands
31:24were dry my head
31:31Gemma
31:34I think
31:36What does it say? I saw the words of truth
31:40Nexus
31:42Surprising noise
31:48Then do something interesting with your legs still got 40 seconds. Oh
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed. Okay. Yeah
32:00Doing something with my legs. That's lovely. Yeah
32:05Right
32:15That's your time up rosie. Yeah, single 10 seconds. Oh shake at the end of it
32:20Oh
32:23Really quite low
32:27Okay, thank you
32:29So how does that work then? Is that a sort of subjective judgment points wise? Yeah
32:34Well, it depends what you do now
32:38Do these three things again and again and again in that same order
32:44Oh blood man, what the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within 10 minutes 10 minutes
32:50wins
32:51Oh my word
32:54Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened
32:56Yeah
32:57Yeah
32:58Yeah
32:59Yeah
33:03Who tricked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over again?
33:08Particularly when it involves the nexus of truth
33:12The nexus of truth
33:14Yeah
33:14It is now in urbandictionary.com. We've added it
33:19Yes
33:19It wasn't there before
33:20It's nice to leave a legacy for future generations
33:22That's lovely
33:22Okay, well with a woof meow and an oof
33:25It's Andy and Rosie
33:26Here we go
33:27What is it? Upper nose area?
33:29It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:31I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase
33:33But you know, a nickname's a nickname
33:35Right
33:35All right
33:36Er
33:37Woof meow
33:39Woof meow
33:39Woof meow
33:42Woof meow
33:45Lovely
33:46Yeah
33:46Right, come on, up you get up you get
33:48I haven't got to
33:48He he he
33:49It's going to have to move this quick
33:50Sorry Matt
33:51This is not the way we wanted our careers to go
33:56Oh, sorry, sorry
33:58Again
33:59Quick
34:00Please
34:05Assume the position
34:09Yes
34:12Woof!
34:13Ow!
34:19Not everywhere
34:20Hi Rosie
34:22Oh, petting nose
34:25Ow!
34:26I'll slide it down
34:27Fuck
34:33That's on
34:34That's on
34:34Oh, ow!
34:37No, you're getting it all wrong
34:40Ready for the noise
34:41Waaaaaah!
34:45Yeah
34:46I bet it on like
34:48A hundred
34:49Yeah, if we round it up
34:53Waaaaaah!
34:54Waaaaaah!
34:54Eighteen seconds
34:55Eighteen
34:56One more
35:01T
35:02Bye
35:02L
35:19Yup
35:23Bye
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