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00:00:06Why are we having a barbecue? It's freezing.
00:00:09Because four days ago it was really hot.
00:00:11Come on, this is fun, all right? Let's play a drinking game.
00:00:14OK, I'll start.
00:00:15Never have I ever kissed two boys on the same night.
00:00:20Guilty.
00:00:23Me next.
00:00:24Never have I ever accidentally booked a neo-Nazi
00:00:28to headline a music festival for three nights
00:00:30without a back-up plan.
00:00:32Girl, you said you wouldn't bring...
00:00:34OK, OK, OK.
00:00:38Never have I ever been friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
00:00:50Is that Melania Trump?
00:00:52I said, never have I ever been friends
00:00:56with billionaire P.W. Jeffrey Epstein.
00:01:00What are you doing in a garden in Croydon?
00:01:02I am here to stop you nasty people spreading rumours about me.
00:01:08We weren't doing that. We weren't even talking about you.
00:01:11Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:01:15Are you OK?
00:01:16Of course not.
00:01:18Now, let's play...
00:01:20Let's play a new game.
00:01:22OK, uh...
00:01:24Truth or dare.
00:01:25Oh!
00:01:25Oh!
00:01:26My goal.
00:01:27How dare you accuse me of female friendship
00:01:30with short-haired sex trafficker Gislin Maxwell.
00:01:34Why do you keep bringing up all the Epstein stuff?
00:01:37Yeah, like, your husband literally started a war
00:01:40to distract us from it.
00:01:41It was kind of working, to be fair to the lad.
00:01:43Yeah.
00:01:43New game.
00:01:45Charades.
00:01:45I'll go first.
00:01:47Is it the Epstein files?
00:01:49Yes!
00:01:51And, oh, look, I am not in them.
00:01:57God, this area has changed so much
00:01:59since they opened that Gales.
00:02:03Uh, look, it was really nice meeting you,
00:02:06but we're going to go back inside.
00:02:08Good idea.
00:02:09Let's go inside!
00:02:10No!
00:02:11Not you!
00:02:12You're making it weird!
00:02:15I beg for one last chance.
00:02:18I have no friends
00:02:20since they all randomly died
00:02:22in a maximum security prison.
00:02:26Fine, but this is legit your last chance, diva.
00:02:29OK, OK, final game.
00:02:31Two truths and lie.
00:02:33I love my new friends.
00:02:35Aw!
00:02:36I like poor people.
00:02:39Winf, winf.
00:02:40And, live from London, it's Canada!
00:02:51It's Saturday Night Live!
00:02:58With...
00:03:01And it's Anna-Michelle!
00:03:07I like poor people.
00:03:14I like poor people.
00:03:15I like poor people.
00:03:16I like poor people.
00:03:16I like poor people.
00:03:20I like poor people.
00:03:20I like poor people.
00:03:20I like poor people.
00:03:21I like poor people.
00:03:21I like poor people.
00:03:22I like poor people.
00:03:24I like poor people.
00:03:25I like poor people.
00:03:27I like poor people.
00:03:33Anya Agliano, Annabelle Marlowe, Al Nash, Jack Shack, and the CD.
00:04:03Hannity Young, musical guest, Georgia Smith, and your host, Jack Whitehall, Annabelle Marlowe.
00:04:31We weren't even talking about you.
00:04:37Are you okay?
00:04:39Of course not.
00:04:40Now, let's play a new game.
00:04:45Okay, truth or dare?
00:04:46Oh, my goal.
00:04:49How dare you accuse me of female friendship with short-haired sex trafficker Gisler Maxwell.
00:04:56Why do you keep bringing up all the Epstein stuff?
00:05:00Yeah, like your husband literally started a war to distract us from it.
00:05:03It was kind of working, to be fair to the lad.
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:05New game.
00:05:07Charades.
00:05:08I'll go first.
00:05:10Is it the Epstein files?
00:05:11Yes.
00:05:13And, oh, look, I am not in them.
00:05:19God, this area has changed so much since they opened that Gales.
00:05:25Uh, look, it was really nice meeting you, but we're going to go back inside.
00:05:30Good idea.
00:05:31Let's go inside.
00:05:32No.
00:05:33Not you.
00:05:34You're making it weird.
00:05:37I beg for one last chance.
00:05:40I have no friends since they all randomly died in a maximum security prison.
00:05:48Fine, but this is legit your last chance, diva.
00:05:52Okay, okay, final game.
00:05:53Two truths and lie.
00:05:55I love my new friends.
00:05:58Aw.
00:05:58I like poor people.
00:06:01Wink, wink.
00:06:03And...
00:06:04Live from London, it's Saturday Night Live!
00:06:14It's Saturday Night Live!
00:06:20With...
00:06:23And it's Anna-Michelle!
00:06:29Ayawade, my boy!
00:06:37And there are a friend...
00:06:50In a chatåä½ like undocumented help.
00:06:59It's my first time to invite them out.
00:06:59Who is the first guy ?
00:07:01And I've just been out.
00:07:01When, now we're here.
00:07:01Anabelle Marlowe
00:07:07Al Nash
00:07:12Jackson
00:07:18And the city
00:07:26Honey Young
00:07:32Musical guest, Georgia Smith
00:07:39And your host, Jack Whitehall
00:07:53Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Whitehall
00:08:12Hello, good evening
00:08:13Thank you, thank you, thank you
00:08:15I'm Jack Whitehall
00:08:16And I'm so excited to be your host tonight
00:08:18And can I start by saying
00:08:19What an amazing series
00:08:21It has already been
00:08:23SNL UK
00:08:24Rushing it
00:08:25With some amazing hosts as well
00:08:28Week one, they had SNL royalty
00:08:31Week two, they had an international sex symbol
00:08:34Week three, an Academy Award winner
00:08:37And this week, you guys
00:08:39Get the star of Clifford the Big Red Dog
00:08:43Oh yeah, the stuff of dreams
00:08:46SNL UK
00:08:47I love that
00:08:47Do you know what else I love?
00:08:48I love that finally
00:08:50We've taken one of their shows
00:08:52Right?
00:08:53Yeah, America's had enough of ours
00:08:56Yeah, they had The Office
00:08:57The Bake Off
00:08:59They had that one
00:09:00The reality show my fiancƩ loves
00:09:02The one where they follow the dating lives
00:09:05Of people with learning difficulties
00:09:07Love Island
00:09:08Love Island
00:09:08That's the one
00:09:11You weren't sure about that one
00:09:12It's fine
00:09:14You can edit it out
00:09:15No, I
00:09:17This is a big deal
00:09:18This is a big deal hosting this
00:09:19But do you know what?
00:09:20It's not even the biggest thing that's going on in my life right now
00:09:22Because next week
00:09:23I am genuinely getting married
00:09:26Thank you
00:09:28Yeah, I really shouldn't be here
00:09:30I am the groom though
00:09:31That's very much a ceremonial role
00:09:33I just am there to nod everything through
00:09:35It has been noted
00:09:36The other day my fiancƩ turned to me
00:09:37She went Jack
00:09:38In one of those meetings
00:09:39With the wedding planners
00:09:40When they were talking to you
00:09:41It was literally
00:09:42Like they were talking to a wall
00:09:44I was thinking yeah
00:09:46A wall with a cash machine in it
00:09:49It is honestly out of control
00:09:51The flowers
00:09:52The canapes
00:09:54The band
00:09:54We only went and booked
00:09:55Bloody Scott Mills
00:09:56As the wedding DJ
00:09:59Not seeing that deposit again
00:10:02Everything has to be bespoke as well
00:10:05Bespoke
00:10:05That is a word right now
00:10:07That makes my sphincter clench
00:10:09She insisted on having bespoke invitations
00:10:12Right?
00:10:13These ridiculous things
00:10:14It was like on a fold out booklet
00:10:15Hand written in quill
00:10:17By a blind Franciscan monk
00:10:20Bits of parchment paper
00:10:22That had been ripped out
00:10:23The back of the Magna Carta
00:10:24Sealed with a gold ribbon
00:10:25And delivered to all of our guests
00:10:27Via Peacock
00:10:29They asked me all I wanted for invitations
00:10:31I said what is wrong with a WhatsApp group
00:10:34Simple, efficient, easy to kick anyone off
00:10:36If they ask to bring a child
00:10:39Nope
00:10:39Had to fork out for a calligrapher instead
00:10:41A calligrapher
00:10:43How is that still even a thing?
00:10:45Every day I read about how AI is coming for our jobs
00:10:49How has it not come for the calligraphers already?
00:10:53How is a calligrapher affording his mortgage in 2026?
00:10:58Oh, I'll tell you how
00:10:59This schmuck here
00:11:01Really gone for the calligraphy community tonight
00:11:04You can already see it
00:11:05I'm going to get a load of angry letters
00:11:07In beautiful handwriting
00:11:11We over invited as well
00:11:13The other day
00:11:14My missus, she turned to me and she said
00:11:16Oh Jack, you know
00:11:17Sometimes I wish that it could just be me and you
00:11:20You couldn't have mentioned that before?
00:11:23Where was this attitude six months ago?
00:11:26I don't want to see any of these people
00:11:28I've spent the last two months praying for another pandemic
00:11:33Thankfully though, I did save a little bit of money on the honeymoon
00:11:36Oh, yeah, she wanted to go on a romantic cruise
00:11:38I got an unbelievable deal
00:11:41On two weeks narrowboating
00:11:43Down the straits of Hormuz
00:11:47Bargain and a free fireworks display every night
00:11:51Honestly though, it's like planning a royal wedding
00:11:54Literally, in that the whole thing could be ruined if my uncle turns up
00:12:03We're doing that as well at the moment, the seating plan, that's very stressful, right?
00:12:07I don't want to be too indiscreet, but we've got these two guests coming, right?
00:12:10And they slept together like years ago
00:12:13And now they do not talk
00:12:14I know, awkward
00:12:16I was like, surely we put them at opposite ends of the marquee
00:12:19But my fiance is insisting that my mum and dad sit together
00:12:22And I...
00:12:27It's so nice to be
00:12:28It's so nice to be here this evening as well
00:12:30To have a little bit of a distraction
00:12:31Thank you, because...
00:12:34Yeah
00:12:36I'm going to let you into a little secret
00:12:37Tonight is also the night that my fiance is on her hen do
00:12:41So...
00:12:42It's really nice to be here
00:12:44Yeah, I'm here with you cracking gag
00:12:45She is currently in Soho getting dry humped by one of Magic Mike
00:12:50Which also means that technically, this is kind of my second stag
00:12:54Oh yeah!
00:12:56We're going to have so much fun this evening, guys
00:12:58Stick around for some hilarious sketches and music from the amazing Georgia Smith
00:13:06We're going to have so much fun this evening for Gary Thomas
00:13:09One, two, three
00:13:11One, two
00:13:12Gary is still the highest scoring striker ever to play for Albion
00:13:16And he owes a lot to the first man ever to teach him to kick a ball
00:13:20His old school teacher, Ted Bagley
00:13:24He probably won't recognise me because he won't believe it's me
00:13:30Hello, Gary
00:13:31Long time no see
00:13:34Mr. Bagley
00:13:36You're alive
00:13:38I'm alive, he says
00:13:40How are you doing?
00:13:42Someone said he was dead
00:13:43I'm so glad
00:13:44How well you've done for yourself
00:13:48You're so supportive
00:13:50You're kind of like having answers
00:13:51Kind of like your special guy
00:13:54Hello, Gary
00:13:57Mrs. Todd
00:14:00So, so wasted
00:14:01Well, I'm not as sprightly as I used to be
00:14:04But still going
00:14:05Truth be told, I was only his substitute French teacher for a couple of weeks
00:14:09When Monsier Durand was helping the police with their enquiries
00:14:12But we're all so proud of Gary
00:14:15Hey
00:14:19Hello, Gary, son
00:14:24Dad, no harder, no, definitely dead
00:14:27Not yet, boy
00:14:29That's all you learned into the grand
00:14:30No man, I was never in there
00:14:34I left his mother
00:14:36I left his mother
00:14:36We agreed it were better, he thought I was dead
00:14:40I'd only moved two streets over
00:14:43Hey
00:14:47Hello, Gary
00:14:49My God
00:14:52It's the jugger I hit on that misty country lane
00:14:56But I finished off with a brick before I fled to Satan
00:14:58I ended up sticking a metal plate in me bonce
00:15:02I can't believe it
00:15:05I love that free kick you scored against Watford
00:15:07I love that free kick you scored against Watford
00:15:11Oh, run, babe
00:15:18Dobby
00:15:18Master Gary
00:15:20I thought he was both dead as well
00:15:26I'm so proud of you
00:15:28Master Gary
00:15:28One Gary Thomas
00:15:35One Gary Thomas
00:15:45Alright lads, you hear that?
00:15:47There's 50,000 people counting on us
00:15:49Let's get fired up
00:15:51Three points, boys
00:15:53We gonna do it
00:15:54We got this
00:15:54Let's score goals and have them score no goals
00:15:57Alright, hey guys
00:15:59I'm just bringing in your mascots
00:16:02For the day
00:16:02Now these are our lucky competition winners
00:16:05Say hello to the boys
00:16:07Yeah
00:16:09Alright, now once you've walked out there
00:16:10And said hello to the big crowd
00:16:12I'll take you to mum and dad, okay?
00:16:14Thanks lads
00:16:15You doing this, it really makes some of these kids' days
00:16:18Alright
00:16:18Pay for the badge
00:16:19Alright lads, let's do this
00:16:20Let's go!
00:16:22Hey guys, quick question before we go out
00:16:24Yes, Josie?
00:16:25Does anyone want to swap kids?
00:16:33What do you mean swap kids?
00:16:36Well, like, one of you guys walks out with my kid
00:16:38And I walk out with one of your kids
00:16:41I don't like my one
00:16:45Oh
00:16:45I mean, what's wrong with your one?
00:16:47Well, look, something's off about it
00:16:49No man, they're just kids, man
00:16:51Let's get out there and play
00:16:52Yeah, but that's the thing though
00:16:54I feel like if I walk out there with this one
00:16:56I'm gonna play badly
00:16:58That's ridiculous, who cares what kid you walk out with, man?
00:17:00Well, if you don't care, why don't we swap?
00:17:02No one's swapping kids
00:17:05That's easy for you to say
00:17:06You got a good one
00:17:07Leave it!
00:17:08This is the derby!
00:17:10No distractions!
00:17:12This is so unfair
00:17:14Last week when we played Fulham
00:17:15I got the worst one then too
00:17:16But I didn't say anything
00:17:18And then I played really badly
00:17:19So this time, I'm speaking up
00:17:21Oh God's sake
00:17:23Oh God's sake
00:17:23Maybe we should just swap out of kids
00:17:25Are you serious?
00:17:27Just do it, Woodsy, so we can get out there
00:17:31Fine, but just so you know, this is ridiculous
00:17:34There, happy?
00:17:40Thank you, I really appreciate it
00:17:41Okay, ready lads?
00:17:43We're ready, let's go!
00:17:44Actually, no
00:17:45What?
00:17:46This one's worse
00:17:47Are you serious right now?
00:17:49Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
00:17:50Now that I've got this one
00:17:51I'm getting big adolescence vibes
00:17:55Couldn't tell from far away
00:17:56Alright, well, I'm not swapping back
00:17:58That's what you're asking
00:17:59Yeah, of course you don't want to swap back
00:18:01You tricked me into accepting an absolute stinker
00:18:03And got away with it
00:18:04Well, that's your problem, isn't it?
00:18:06Uh, hang on bro
00:18:06Did you willingly swap kids
00:18:08Knowing your one was worse than Jonesy's?
00:18:10That's not on!
00:18:11Yeah, not cool, Woodsy
00:18:12Alright, so what have I did?
00:18:14I'm a captain
00:18:15I stand at the front
00:18:15I should get one of the best kids
00:18:19Guys, guys, this is getting toxic
00:18:21We need a random reshuffle of the kids
00:18:23And that's big of me to suggest
00:18:24Considering I've probably got the best one I've had all season
00:18:27What are you talking about?
00:18:28You always get the good ones
00:18:29I always get the bad kids
00:18:30That's not true!
00:18:31That's not true!
00:18:32Guys, guys, we had a good system when I was at Burnley
00:18:35We wrote each kid on a piece of paper
00:18:36And pulled them from a hat
00:18:38But, if you got man of the match the week before
00:18:40And you weren't happy with your first kids
00:18:42You were allowed for one to redraw
00:18:45It sounds alright
00:18:47Guys, guys, guys, listen to yourselves
00:18:49This might sound crazy
00:18:51But why don't we ask the kids who they want to go with?
00:18:53They might have a favourite player
00:18:54Could really make their day
00:18:55Shut up!
00:18:57I vote for the Burnley system
00:18:58Right, Burnley system it is
00:19:00I'll get a hat
00:19:01Start the game without me
00:19:11Thank you
00:19:40Hello, and welcome to Mastermind with me, Clive Myrie.
00:19:44I'm so good I can host quiz shows,
00:19:46but Stephen Mulhern could never read the news.
00:19:49Let's welcome our first contender.
00:20:00Your name?
00:20:01Ben Michael.
00:20:02Your occupation?
00:20:04Something in IT.
00:20:06And your specialist subject?
00:20:09Things my mum has told me about people I've never met and have no connection to.
00:20:14That's right, your mum Sue is a glorious gossiper who seems to know everything about everyone.
00:20:20In two minutes, your time starts now.
00:20:23Who recently had a tyre stolen off their caravan whilst holidaying in Dorset?
00:20:27Peggy and Len.
00:20:30Yes, why does Linda from Pilates have an extra wheelie bin?
00:20:33She got a free one by pretending to be a registered childminder.
00:20:38Yes, whilst travelling by train, who did your second cousin Monica's driving instructor think they saw?
00:20:43Nick Knowles.
00:20:46Yes, and for a bonus point, what was he eating?
00:20:48Er, chicken from his jacket pocket.
00:20:51Yes, in 2012, your mum's podiatrist, Helen, caught an eye infection from what white liquid?
00:20:56Out-of-date sun cream?
00:20:58No, no, no, no, mayonnaise.
00:21:02Why didn't Frank come to the pub last Friday?
00:21:05Er, because his gout flare-up means he currently can't wear shoes.
00:21:08Yes, what's this?
00:21:11Oh, I know this.
00:21:12What is that?
00:21:13That is Lynn's post-op scar?
00:21:15No, Joe from number 17's brand new patio.
00:21:18Ah, I knew that.
00:21:20Who died last week?
00:21:21Er, Jillian of Gary and Jillian, who they met on a cruise 23 years ago.
00:21:27Yes, and for a bonus point, what from?
00:21:29Oh, mum did tell me that.
00:21:30Er, sorry, pass.
00:21:33What noise has Miriam Martin's air fryer started making?
00:21:37Um, er, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
00:21:41No, it's...
00:21:47On Tuesday, what piece of information did your mum tell you not to put on the internet?
00:21:51That Pat has a new gate.
00:21:52Yes.
00:21:57Why is Raoul, the tree surgeon, divorcing his wife?
00:21:59Because she cheated on him.
00:22:01I need you to be more specific.
00:22:03With a very tall woman.
00:22:06I'll accept that.
00:22:09In what chain restaurant did Fiona's daughter get engaged?
00:22:12Er, Las Iguanas?
00:22:14No, Turtle Bay.
00:22:16Whose hair transplant hasn't taken?
00:22:18Er, Angela from Next Door's brother-in-law's husband's plumber's sister's friend, Gary Fulcher.
00:22:23Hey, that's me!
00:22:27Yes, according to her doctor...
00:22:29I've started, so I'll finish.
00:22:31...who has a rare glandular condition that makes her sweat smell exactly like gravy.
00:22:36Angie from the co-op.
00:22:39Yes, Ben, at the end of that round, you have ten points and one pass.
00:22:42The answer was, of course, she was kicked to death by a horse.
00:22:46Yeah, sorry, I was scrolling when she told me I should have paid attention.
00:22:50That's why you must always listen to Mummy.
00:22:56Our next contender, please.
00:23:06Your name?
00:23:07Polly Holton.
00:23:08Your occupation?
00:23:09Er, something else in IT.
00:23:11And your specialist subject?
00:23:13Life-changing texts my dad has replied to with the thumbs-up emoji.
00:23:25Dad, I go into art school.
00:23:28What's that got to do with World War II?
00:23:31Struggling to connect with your dad?
00:23:33You're not alone.
00:23:34Dads are scientifically proven to be amongst the hardest parents to connect with.
00:23:39They're the trained Wi-Fi of people.
00:23:42But have you ever wondered if, maybe, you've just got the wrong one?
00:23:48Introducing Dadswap.
00:23:49Dadswap.
00:23:50Using an advanced algorithm, Dadswap takes your hobbies and passions and matches you with a brand new dad.
00:23:59Bonjour!
00:24:00New son!
00:24:04While rehoming your dad with someone more his speed.
00:24:09My dad didn't know how to raise a girl, but Steve does.
00:24:12Don't you, Steve?
00:24:14I'm a girl dad now.
00:24:16I'm a punk rocker, but all my boring old dad wanted to talk about was bossa nova.
00:24:21Thanks to Dadswap, I found the punk daddy just for me.
00:24:29My dad always struggled to accept my sexuality, but now, thanks to Dadswap, I have a gay dad who has
00:24:36all the same hobbies as me.
00:24:41One thing we didn't think about was how easy it would be to develop romantic feelings for your new dad.
00:24:48We both love to paint.
00:24:50We've got so much to talk about.
00:24:52And now, we're engaged.
00:24:56I mean, they're both adults.
00:24:59They're not related, so technically it is allowed.
00:25:03It's not just gay dads.
00:25:05I'm also dating my new dad.
00:25:08It's not illegal.
00:25:09I know, I said, it's technically allowed, but I'm saying I do not endorse this use of the app.
00:25:19I do understand how this has happened, obviously.
00:25:23A man has just moved into your house.
00:25:25You're both emotionally vulnerable.
00:25:27He's got all the same hobbies as you.
00:25:28He's just left his wife.
00:25:30You're spending more and more time together.
00:25:33I've invested so much money in this app.
00:25:37I have absolutely f***ed it.
00:25:41I downloaded Dadswap and traded my dad for a guy my own age.
00:25:45That's not a dad.
00:25:47That's a boyfriend.
00:25:48There's other apps for doing that.
00:25:50This one is for swapping dads.
00:25:54Dadswap.
00:25:55If it happens, it happens.
00:25:57It's not illegal.
00:25:58I know.
00:26:11Here we are on the 18th hole.
00:26:14You could cut the tension with a knife.
00:26:16We're not whispering.
00:26:17This is just as loud as our voices can go.
00:26:20If you're joining us at the Masters, we're at the end of a marathon playoff between Ian Conner and Sven
00:26:26Nielsen.
00:26:26And Ian Conner is just one putt away from his first Masters title.
00:26:31Here goes.
00:26:38And he's finally done it.
00:26:40Look how much it means to him.
00:26:42Amazing.
00:26:44And here comes his wife.
00:26:46Oh, look at the emotion.
00:26:49Oh, and a lovely little kiss there.
00:26:52Beautiful scenes.
00:26:53Here comes his trusty caddy, Bruce Atkins.
00:26:56They've been together for years.
00:26:58It's lovely.
00:26:59And oh, looks like they're sharing a little kiss as well.
00:27:03Fantastic scenes.
00:27:04Oh, and here's Sven Nielsen, his opponent.
00:27:06He fought so valiantly today, a true competitor.
00:27:09Big handshake there.
00:27:10What a gentleman.
00:27:11Oh, yeah.
00:27:11And a solidly kiss for him too.
00:27:13What sportsmanship.
00:27:14Amazing scenes.
00:27:15And here comes Sven's wife.
00:27:17Oh, yeah.
00:27:18It looks like she's sharing a little kiss with Ian too.
00:27:20And now Ian's wife is stepping back onto the green.
00:27:24And she's, yeah, she's sharing a little kiss with her husband's opponent.
00:27:28But will the wives go in for a kiss too?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:30Oh, oh.
00:27:32They will.
00:27:32Yes.
00:27:33And now they're, oh, yeah.
00:27:34They're all sharing little kisses with each other.
00:27:37This is what golf is all about.
00:27:39Yes, the atmosphere here is electric.
00:27:42Oh, what's happening now is that, yeah, it looks like they're all swapping keys.
00:27:48That's a big step for any polycule.
00:27:50Some might say they're moving too fast, but the crowd are loving it.
00:27:53Incredible scenes here on the 18th green.
00:27:56And, oh, yeah, it looks like they're taking part in a commitment ceremony,
00:28:00promising to treat each other with respect and always maintain open communication.
00:28:04What a weekend of golf this is turning out to be.
00:28:08Couldn't have said it better myself.
00:28:10Oh, and what's happening now?
00:28:13I think that, yeah, they have.
00:28:14They've ordered a super king-size mattress that they can all sleep on together.
00:28:19That's the biggest mattress size you can get.
00:28:22Amazing scenes.
00:28:22Yeah, and you have to assume they're going to go for the classic arrangement, boy-girl, boy-girl.
00:28:26Absolutely.
00:28:27They're watching Masters at work.
00:28:29Then they're signing for the package.
00:28:32Oh, yeah, now he's giving a delivery driver a kiss.
00:28:35Oh, here come the wives.
00:28:37They're showing a little kiss with a delivery driver too.
00:28:40Oh, but, whoa, it looks like there's no little kiss for Ian.
00:28:46Unprecedented scenes and, oh, it looks like now the other three members are explaining to Ian
00:28:51that he's being replaced in the polycule by the delivery guy.
00:28:57Golf can be such a cruel sport.
00:29:01It truly can.
00:29:03It truly, truly can.
00:29:05And, oh, what's this?
00:29:07It looks like Ian's taking his phone out.
00:29:09I think he's, yep, he's getting back on the apps.
00:29:12Yeah, he's looking for some rebound sex.
00:29:15And can you blame him after the day he's had?
00:29:17First he bogeyed the fifth hole.
00:29:19Then he opened up his marriage and ruined his life.
00:29:22And, oh, what's this?
00:29:24Looks like he's found a match.
00:29:25You're right.
00:29:26Is that?
00:29:26It is.
00:29:27It's Bruce Atkins, his old caddy.
00:29:29Oh, amazing.
00:29:31Those two have so much to do together.
00:29:33But finally they can consummate their unspoken love.
00:29:38What a day.
00:29:42What a day of golf we have witnessed.
00:29:47Just goes to show sometimes the love of your life can be right underneath your nose.
00:29:51Maybe it's someone you've been working with for years and years.
00:29:55But you can't bring yourself to say anything for fear of rejection.
00:29:58Well, I've seen enough golf to know that sometimes those feelings are reciprocated.
00:30:03And the other person is just waiting for the first person to make a move.
00:30:15Well, that's it for the golf today.
00:30:17Join us next week for the LIV tournament in Saudi Arabia where we won't be invited.
00:30:22Good night.
00:30:35Ladies and gentlemen, Georgia Smith.
00:30:53I didn't know that you'll be here tonight.
00:31:00I saw you would think this must be a sign.
00:31:07If nothing was said, it was all in your eyes.
00:31:14Can I get close even for just one time?
00:31:22It's the little things that get me high.
00:31:26Won't you come with me and spend the night?
00:31:29Just a little bit for you and I.
00:31:33If it's meant to be the night, it's all right.
00:31:37It's the little things that get me high.
00:31:40Won't you come with me and spend the night?
00:31:44Just a little bit for you and I.
00:31:47If it's meant to be the night, it's all right.
00:31:51With you is such a sweet escape.
00:31:55So if we leave, will anybody notice?
00:31:59If you don't want to play these games,
00:32:02just tell me what you need and we can go there.
00:32:05Only here for the weekend.
00:32:07I just said stop with my friends.
00:32:09Don't tell me that you're leaving.
00:32:12Think I came at the right time.
00:32:14Do you know what's on my mind?
00:32:16Only here for the evening.
00:32:19It's the little things that get me high.
00:32:23Won't you come with me and spend the night?
00:32:26Just a little bit for you and I.
00:32:30If it's meant to be the night, it's all right.
00:32:33It's the little things that get me high.
00:32:37Won't you come with me and spend the night?
00:32:40Just a little bit for you and I.
00:32:44If it's meant to be the night, it's all right.
00:32:48It's the little things that get me high and keep me going.
00:32:51Just a little bit of you and I.
00:32:54Nobody knows it.
00:32:55Just a little bit for you and I.
00:32:58Just a little bit of you and I.
00:33:01Nobody knows it.
00:33:02It's the little things that get me high and keep me going.
00:33:05Just a little bit of you and I.
00:33:08Just a little bit of you and I.
00:33:08Nobody knows it.
00:33:09Just a little bit for you and I.
00:33:12Just a little bit of you and I.
00:33:15Nobody knows it.
00:33:16What time is it when the party starts?
00:33:23What time is it when the party starts to get me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:32and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:34and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high and keep me high
00:33:48and
00:33:51Thank you for joining us.
00:34:32It's Weekend Update with Anya Magliano and Paddy Young.
00:34:45Good evening and welcome to Weekend Update. I'm Paddy Young.
00:34:50And I'm Anya Magliano.
00:34:54Prime Minister Keir Starmer finally arrived in the Gulf region this week, just in time for the evening do of
00:35:00the Iran war.
00:35:02Starmer, seen here describing his favourite shape of tube, was accompanied on the trip by a team of reporters.
00:35:10And after spending three days with Keir Starmer, they might be the first journalists in Saudi Arabia to kill themselves.
00:35:20Due to security constraints, Starmer was only able to travel with a small number of journalists, or what the Saudi
00:35:27Crown Prince would call a suitcase full.
00:35:31In the UAE, after 70 Brits have been jailed, after filming missile strikes, which is a useful reminder to put
00:35:39your phone away and just enjoy missile strikes in the moment.
00:35:45Disgraced former minister and friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Peter Mandelson, seen here connecting his cock to Bluetooth.
00:35:52He's been fined Ā£300 for urinating in public.
00:35:57I feel sorry for Mandelson. We've all been there.
00:36:00Not there. Jesus.
00:36:02I'm there needing a wee.
00:36:04This morning, the Artemis 2 mission returned to Earth.
00:36:08Mission commander Reid Wiseman said there were, quote,
00:36:10no adjectives to describe what they observed on the moon.
00:36:14May I suggest, moony?
00:36:19President Donald Trump...
00:36:22President Donald Trump managed to speak to the crew on the phone this week,
00:36:27while they were on the other side of the moon.
00:36:29So remember, girls, if he wanted to, he would.
00:36:34Artemis 2 splashed down successfully in the Pacific Ocean.
00:36:37It was called a monumental achievement by the scientific community,
00:36:40and the darkest day in our history by the pod of dolphins it smashed into.
00:36:47Rishi Sunak has posted a photo of himself on crutches,
00:36:51after, quote,
00:36:52showing off to his daughters on an Easter skiing trip.
00:36:55Well, I don't know who this Rishi Sunak fellow is, but get well soon.
00:37:01The Grand National took place today,
00:37:03and in a weekend update exclusive,
00:37:05we have the winner of the race with us in the studio.
00:37:08It's Paul Townend!
00:37:13Hello, everyone. Good evening.
00:37:16Paul, firstly, congratulations on the win.
00:37:18What was it like out there?
00:37:20Well, to be fair, tough race for me.
00:37:22First couple of fences I found tricky,
00:37:24but after a few furlongs I pushed through and took the trophy.
00:37:34Oh, sorry. Did I interrupt?
00:37:36Hi. Can we help you?
00:37:39No, it's weird.
00:37:40I just thought this was an interview with the winner of the Grand National,
00:37:43and then I turn up,
00:37:44and you're chatting to this free-riding prick.
00:37:47Sorry, who are you?
00:37:49My name's I am Maximus, right?
00:37:51The horse that actually won the Grand National.
00:37:52No, you're the horse I rode to win the Grand National.
00:37:56The absolute cheek of this guy.
00:37:58What exactly did you contribute?
00:38:00I'm 6% body fat, I can run at 35 miles an hour.
00:38:03I got a dick like a Pringles tube, by the way.
00:38:06So, what was your skill set again?
00:38:07Oh, yes, being four foot nine.
00:38:08How dare you?
00:38:09How dare you?
00:38:11Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:38:13Let's not ruin the good name of horses being forced to run for our pleasure.
00:38:18Well, I worked hard too. It's grueling.
00:38:21I sprained my elbow.
00:38:24Oh, yeah, you sprained your elbow, and what happened?
00:38:26They'd cover you up in a white tent and shoot you?
00:38:28Yeah, I thought not.
00:38:30That's standard practice.
00:38:32Standard practice?
00:38:32You don't get it, do you, you little gerbil?
00:38:35You don't know what it's like out there, man.
00:38:38Brutal heat, scary jumps.
00:38:40Not to mention, you're with me.
00:38:41I told you, I wasn't into that.
00:38:43I made my boundaries very clear.
00:38:46Nay means nay.
00:38:51Oh, Maximus, I'm sorry.
00:38:54I didn't know you felt that way.
00:38:56Is there anything I can do?
00:38:59Let me ride you.
00:39:02What?
00:39:03Let me ride you.
00:39:07Here.
00:39:08Live on Sky TV.
00:39:11And stream the next day on Peacock.
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:14Let me know the thrill of commanding another.
00:39:18OK, just this once.
00:39:20Get on.
00:39:24How's it feel?
00:39:26Good, yeah.
00:39:28Is that a Pringles tube in your pocket?
00:39:30We ride!
00:39:31It's a national winners, everyone!
00:39:40Ringo Starr has claimed that broccoli is what helps him tour at the age of 85.
00:39:45That and having been in a band called The Beatles.
00:39:50New research from Oxford University found that artificial intelligence can be used to detect fat
00:39:56that is otherwise invisible to the human eye.
00:39:59Who do you think you are?
00:40:00My mum.
00:40:04Controversial US surveillance firm Palantir has been given access to details of one and
00:40:09a half million NHS employees.
00:40:12It's insane.
00:40:13Giving the keys to our health system to Palantir, a sinister military contractor with links to
00:40:18the CIA, which makes billions profiting from targeting systems for drone strikes, is such a great idea.
00:40:28I love Palantir.
00:40:30Palantir, driving productivity across the UK through AI-powered software.
00:40:43Steve Wainwright, a retired engineer and DIY enthusiast from Peterborough, has become obsessed with making oversized models of everyday objects.
00:40:53Well done, Steve.
00:40:54Here's your medication.
00:40:58What time is it?
00:40:59What time is it?
00:40:59It's prison time.
00:41:03That's right.
00:41:05X-Factor's Chico has been sentenced for drink driving.
00:41:08After giving an emotional speech to court, he's got the jury's vote.
00:41:12But will he impress the judges?
00:41:16In a new effort to protect hedgehogs, officials in Germany are planning to ban the night-time use of automatic
00:41:24lawnmowers,
00:41:24or as German hedgehogs call them, Nachtkunst.
00:41:43Italian researchers have conducted tests on the Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth in which Jesus is believed to have
00:41:50been buried.
00:41:50Their findings reveal traces of DNA, including those of cats and carrots.
00:41:56Feline companions and root vegetables.
00:41:59So Jesus was living as a bisexual woman.
00:42:03A ferry service in Southampton has gone into liquidation.
00:42:07Well, yeah, that's how boats work.
00:42:12Oxfordshire police are hunting a shopper who defecated on a shop shelf in Banbury.
00:42:18The suspect is described as really needing a shit in Banbury.
00:42:23Unfortunately, for a nearby John Lewis, they had to match it.
00:42:30On Thursday, K-pop band BTS kicked off their $1 billion world tour on the back of their hit single,
00:42:37Swim.
00:42:37But my question is...
00:42:40Namjooni, kakjagi jiniyake, insenun muchurum uranengu ya myon.
00:42:45Waterslide muso o hanen hosokiga jongsek alka?
00:42:49Ani myon, jiminiga kurum hosokiru uchuchuwa na jumyo daljuri yona?
00:42:55Don't ask me.
00:42:57I'm not really into K-pop.
00:43:07A report has found almost two-thirds of Gen Z say they go out less than before.
00:43:12Here to tell us what's really going on is our Gen Z correspondents, Annabelle Marlowe and Jackson!
00:43:21Hi, Paddy.
00:43:22Hi.
00:43:23What the hell is going on with Gen Z?
00:43:25It's simple. Every Friday night, Gen Z like to huff a little boo and show a little nip.
00:43:35And that's Gen Z.
00:43:38Let's break it down for him.
00:43:39On Friday, we...
00:43:41Go to Hyde Park in Leeds, split the G and practice our bird noises.
00:43:45Shungo!
00:43:46Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:43:49Gen Z love making sound effects.
00:43:52Jack can do a gunshot from really far away.
00:43:54Show them, girl!
00:44:06And Annabelle does a really good impression of saying thanks to a waiter when you're mid-convo.
00:44:16Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:44:17But why do Gen Z like sound effects?
00:44:20Because we're expressing our gender, of course.
00:44:22Gen Z loves gender.
00:44:24I express my gender by looking like Claire Balding if she were a Vampire Weekend fan.
00:44:30And I express my gender by being a girl at the pub, sorry.
00:44:35So, sorry.
00:44:36Instead of clubbing, Gen Z are doing what exactly?
00:44:39Well, they're going to the black and white pictures.
00:44:42Roll out the cup and have a little cigarette.
00:44:47And then we post a link to an infographic about gay rights.
00:44:51And wrongs.
00:44:52I'll tell you what's gay wrong.
00:44:54These titties.
00:44:56This sounds like maybe it's just you two.
00:44:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:01I really don't know how much more obvious we can make this.
00:45:04Gen Z love to...
00:45:06Huff a little glue, show a little nip, and call in a bomb threat.
00:45:13I still don't get what Gen Z like.
00:45:15I'll tell you what we like, you rude old bitch.
00:45:30We love...
00:45:31Keep it up, guys.
00:45:33I think I get it now.
00:45:33Gen Z like to...
00:45:35Half glue, show nip, bomb threat.
00:45:38Jack Shepard, Anna Bonfaro, everyone.
00:45:48Weekend Monday, I'm Paddy Young.
00:45:50And I love you, I'm Paddy Young.
00:45:50Good night.
00:45:52Good night.
00:46:27Darling, that was the most perfect evening.
00:46:29And now the kids are asleep.
00:46:31It's about to get even better.
00:46:33Happy anniversary, Wendy.
00:46:35Happy anniversary, my love.
00:46:37Well, well, well.
00:46:41If Wendy Darling hasn't found herself another lost boy.
00:46:45Oh, my God.
00:46:46Peter, is that you?
00:46:48Surprise!
00:46:49Did you miss me?
00:46:51Clearly not, because he's never bloody called.
00:46:55Who's this pirate?
00:46:57Captain Can't Grow a Beard.
00:46:59He's not a pirate, Peter.
00:47:01He's my husband.
00:47:03Oh, wow.
00:47:04What does husband do?
00:47:06Professional loser?
00:47:08I'm a neurosurgeon.
00:47:10Great.
00:47:12Neurosurgeon.
00:47:12Tell me this, mate.
00:47:14Can you fly?
00:47:16Hmm, no.
00:47:17Didn't think so.
00:47:19Hold my beer.
00:47:21To the skies!
00:47:22To the skies!
00:47:27That's a stupid place to have put that.
00:47:30Wendy, who is this?
00:47:31I might be dressed like homeless Robin Hood.
00:47:34Hey!
00:47:35Relax, chief.
00:47:36I'm just an old flame.
00:47:38Wendy and I used to go all the way to morning back in the day, if you know what I
00:47:42mean.
00:47:44Sex.
00:47:44Yes, we got that.
00:47:46What are you doing here, Peter?
00:47:48Well, I just popped by, didn't I?
00:47:49To let you know that I am crushing it.
00:47:53And what exactly are you crushing?
00:47:55Shut your mouth, you piece of virgin.
00:47:59Listen, Wendy.
00:48:00Why don't you sack off this absolute mood hoover and come with me?
00:48:05Let us fly!
00:48:06No.
00:48:10OK, don't worry, I'll pay for that.
00:48:14Peter, you've really got to go.
00:48:16It's been 40 years.
00:48:17I'm married.
00:48:18I've got children.
00:48:19Yeah, I know.
00:48:20That's great.
00:48:21Because I've got a girlfriend too, so...
00:48:23Do you?
00:48:24No.
00:48:29Oh, God.
00:48:30You're really not doing well.
00:48:32No, I'm not.
00:48:34Neverland sucks now.
00:48:36The Lost Boys got found.
00:48:39Smee got long COVID.
00:48:43Tinkerbell's on OnlyFans.
00:48:46Oh, Peter.
00:48:48Oh, my God.
00:48:49What are you doing?
00:48:50Sorry.
00:48:51My bad.
00:48:51That one's on me.
00:48:52I misjudged that.
00:48:53You need to leave now.
00:48:54OK, fine.
00:48:55Yes, I'm leaving.
00:48:56I've got things to do anyway.
00:48:58Because as I said, crushing it.
00:49:01Sure you don't want to come with me?
00:49:03Nope, that's fine.
00:49:04Didn't want you anyway.
00:49:04Oh, jeez.
00:49:06Oh, no, please.
00:49:16Maybe I'll just take the stairs.
00:49:21Love you.
00:49:24Oh, God.
00:49:25I'm so sorry about him.
00:49:27Listen, those days are in the past.
00:49:28There's no one I'd rather be with than you.
00:49:30Oh, don't worry about it.
00:49:32We've all got weird exes.
00:49:34Happy anniversary, Wendy.
00:49:35Happy anniversary, love.
00:49:37Now, that hasn't spoiled the mood, has it?
00:49:40Of course not.
00:49:41Now, where were we?
00:49:42Hmm, where were we?
00:49:46Just checking.
00:49:47Room for a little one?
00:49:50Oh, go on.
00:49:52Let's run!
00:49:54Woo!
00:49:56Woo!
00:49:59Welcome back to Falling Down the Hill with Helen Birch.
00:50:03I'm Helen Birch.
00:50:09Well, we can hardly avoid the topic, so I'd like to state for the record that I am by
00:50:15no means a fan of the renaming of this program.
00:50:18It's true that I have occasionally fallen down some hills, but it's my view the program
00:50:23needn't have been retitled to reflect that fact.
00:50:26So, I hope you'll forgive me if I occasionally refer to the program by its original title
00:50:32for the first 14 series.
00:50:34That's Helen Birches, Birches of St. Helens.
00:50:37Now, on with the program.
00:50:48We're here, as ever, just on the outskirts of St. Helens, very nearly into Haddock Village
00:50:53proper, which is just beyond the brow of this hill.
00:50:57And here's a lovely birch I found.
00:50:59Oh, no.
00:51:00Wait.
00:51:01Wait.
00:51:01Wait.
00:51:02No!
00:51:03No!
00:51:03No!
00:51:04No!
00:51:04No!
00:51:04No!
00:51:05No!
00:51:05No!
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No!
00:51:07No!
00:51:07No!
00:51:10No!
00:51:11No!
00:51:25Once again, Georgia Smith.
00:51:42I'm not afraid to die today
00:51:45I could have chose somebody else to love
00:51:54Give me the gun, I'll take the blame
00:51:58And cover up your darker shade of blood
00:52:06I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into cold
00:52:15And that's just the price of it all
00:52:28That's just the price of it all
00:52:41If it's in all these walls, through the rise and fall
00:52:47I know I can pretend that this will never end
00:52:53If in the end we die
00:53:06It's safe to say that I've ignored the warnings
00:53:12You're treacherous, impetuous, you're courteous
00:53:18I'll take your hand and close my eyes
00:53:22It's a parody of paradise of love
00:53:26Oh no, I'll afford the rain
00:53:33And turn this pain into cold
00:53:39And that's just the price of it all
00:53:51That's just the price of it all
00:53:57That's just the price of it all
00:54:05It's burning to the ground
00:54:08I'm losing what I've found
00:54:11There's heaven in my heart
00:54:14There's heaven in my heart
00:54:15The damage in my hand
00:54:17It's giving you more
00:54:20There's heaven in my heart
00:54:21And that's just the price of it all
00:54:47That's just the price of it all
00:55:06Oh darling
00:55:07How I wish we didn't live in the 1930s
00:55:10So that I could be lesbian and you could be a gay
00:55:14Thank goodness we married one another
00:55:16This way we're able to live our sordid homosexual life
00:55:19Our lives in secret
00:55:20While still falling in with polite society
00:55:23I'm frightfully nervous to meet your mother
00:55:26Perhaps she might suspect us
00:55:28No, you mustn't fret, Judith
00:55:29She'll be none the wiser
00:55:31Providing we remain subtle and discreet
00:55:34Well soil my knickers
00:55:36What happens?
00:55:38Henry
00:55:40Oh!
00:55:41Robert, you big Nancy
00:55:43Excuse my appearance
00:55:45I slept in a graveyard
00:55:48Mind if I sit, my shoes are filled with blood
00:55:52Robert, who might this curious character be?
00:55:56Oh, Judith, this is Henry, my cousin
00:56:00Cousin?
00:56:01Ha!
00:56:02Do that with your cousin, do you?
00:56:03Do that with your cousin, do you?
00:56:04Ha!
00:56:061930s cocaine!
00:56:071930s cocaine!
00:56:08Ha!
00:56:10Ha!
00:56:10Ha!
00:56:11Robert and I met last year at the glass slipper
00:56:13One minute we're doing the quick step
00:56:15Next thing you know we're stepping quickly
00:56:17Into each other's holes
00:56:20Hey, please
00:56:21Hey, please
00:56:21I told you about my wife
00:56:23Judith
00:56:24Oh, please
00:56:25I can spot a lesbo from a mile away
00:56:27Love the dress, pal
00:56:30Anyway, I'm off to powder my schnoz
00:56:33By which, of course, I do mean do 1930s cocaine
00:56:40Robert, he's going to give us away
00:56:43Your mother will have you arrested
00:56:45He seems excitable at first, but he will calm down
00:56:48Oh, cake!
00:56:50Oh, fine
00:56:51I won't have a thing for dinner, though
00:56:53I pray he doesn't make a scene
00:56:57Henry, please
00:56:59Henry
00:57:00If you put the cake down, we'll cut you a slide
00:57:02What?
00:57:04What?
00:57:04What?
00:57:04What?
00:57:06He's not even slipping on anything
00:57:09Ooh!
00:57:10Ooh!
00:57:12Ooh!
00:57:12Ooh!
00:57:13Ooh!
00:57:13I'll just eat this cake behind this door
00:57:17Robert!
00:57:19Well, look lively
00:57:20Aren't you going to greet your poor mother?
00:57:22Oh, mother
00:57:23Uh, yes, sorry
00:57:24This is Judith, my wife
00:57:26Who my intercourse
00:57:29Ah, yes
00:57:30The mysterious Judith
00:57:33Rather a plain thing, isn't she?
00:57:35Eyes so far apart
00:57:37You'd think she was prey
00:57:38But still
00:57:41Good, solid hips
00:57:42Oh, well, thanks
00:57:43Isn't she?
00:57:45Eyes so far apart
00:57:46You'd think she was prey
00:57:47But still
00:57:50Good, solid hips
00:57:51Oh, well, thank you, Mrs. Fenwick
00:57:53I suppose I could approve
00:57:57Oh, mother, really?
00:57:59That's simply
00:58:00Can anyone see the thing with the cake?
00:58:02Oh, great
00:58:03Robert, do you know this man?
00:58:05Mother, I have never met this bombastic pervert in all my life
00:58:09Just ignore him, Mrs. Fenwick
00:58:10Young lady, when I desire your opinion
00:58:13I'll be sure to give your head a good firm slap
00:58:15Until one comes tumbling out your ears
00:58:16Okay, I'm laughing
00:58:17I don't do jokes
00:58:19Well, darling, it seems your son does
00:58:22Hey, now I like you
00:58:23Oh, yeah, we're bonding
00:58:24We're hugely bonding
00:58:25Henry, please
00:58:26I'm trying to introduce my homely wife to my difficult mother
00:58:30And it was all going rather well until you minced in here
00:58:33So would you please kindly piss off?
00:58:35Robert!
00:58:36This colourful freak is the most interesting person I've ever met
00:58:41You'd do well to find yourself a girl like him
00:58:44But what about my tiny wife?
00:58:47Yes!
00:58:48What about Judith?
00:58:50Ruth, Ethel
00:58:51How's Tricks, doll?
00:58:57Ethel is my cousin
00:58:59Do that with your cousin, do you?
00:59:05Give me a call when you lose the fruit
00:59:08He is! He is a fruit!
00:59:11Listen, have you gals ever tried 1930s cocaine?
00:59:16Well, that went better than expected!
00:59:34Yes!
00:59:36My biggest thanks ladies and gentlemen to Georgia Smith
00:59:40And a huge thank you to this incredible cast
00:59:43All the amazing writers
00:59:44And everyone that is working on this incredible show
00:59:48Thank you so much
00:59:49It's been such a treat to host me this week
00:59:51Tune in for the next episode of SNL UK on the 25th of April
00:59:56Thank you very much
00:59:57Goodnight!
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