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American Dad S16E22
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00:00I'll pick it up!
00:01Oh, ladies!
00:02Get a look at that banana hat.
00:03Truly the sleepiest banana in the biz.
00:06Let's wake it up!
00:07I'm talking about bodas!
00:08Ladies!
00:09How many times do I have to say this?
00:11Stripping isn't about taking off your clothes.
00:12It's about making a connection.
00:15If you want to do this for decades,
00:16you can't just hick-nack, paddy-wack,
00:17show a girl your balls.
00:18I'll pick it up!
00:19Trust me, you gotta work the craft.
00:21Turn ladies on,
00:21and make them feel safe.
00:22Could you sell this for me?
00:23Well, okay, dad.
00:24Put it away.
00:25Just leave it by my seat.
00:26Jesse, could you cover my shift, do they?
00:28Of course.
00:29I'll take all the stage time I can get
00:31before the World Series of Strips.
00:32Oh, you're gonna compete in that?
00:34Yep.
00:34If I win,
00:35I'll finally have enough money to open my club,
00:37Gentleman and Jesse,
00:38where exotic dancing can be what it once was.
00:40An art form.
00:41Not stripping,
00:42but a place for
00:43chivalric cabaret.
00:44Why all ladies like them?
00:45Babe, let me hear you scream!
00:47That's my cue!
00:48Next up,
00:49a nice man who helps out a lot around here.
00:51Bear with us, ladies,
00:52for Jesse.
00:53Why don't you always say that?
00:58Woo!
00:58Hey, honey!
01:06Show me that disco stick, cowboy!
01:08How about I show you my soul?
01:13I'm getting one morning!
01:17Chivalric cabaret!
01:19I'm okay.
01:20Yes, what we're doing?
01:21Just need to catch my breath.
01:22Oh, that's a piece of my spine, all right.
01:24All right.
01:27All right.
01:29All right.
01:29All right.
01:33I gotta go.
01:37Got it!
01:38Uh, what are you doing in my alcove?
01:40Look at the old Nordic track.
01:41Getting back into fight and shape.
01:44Well, so much for that.
01:45But don't leave it in my alcove.
01:47This is the only private space
01:48in my viciously public life.
01:50You've broke my Nordic track.
01:54Hey, everyone.
01:55What's up?
01:55Well, it looks like old Jesse's paralyzed.
01:57Oh, Jesse?
01:58So now your stripper character
02:00who won't take off his clothes
02:01won't walk either.
02:02He can't walk, see?
02:03Ooh.
02:03You should take him out in the field
02:05and shoot him.
02:06I'd put on shoes to see that.
02:07There was all this enthusiasm
02:08when Jesse could still dance.
02:10No matter.
02:11Jesse's used to having the world
02:12against him.
02:12That's why I'll never give up on him
02:13or his dream of opening his own club.
02:15Ooh.
02:15You can club him to death.
02:17Uh, yeah.
02:18Instead, I'm applying for a business role.
02:19Just need my blueprint,
02:20a ride in a van,
02:21and one of you to carry my wheelchair now.
02:22A van?
02:24Oh, we've got just the person
02:26to help you out.
02:27Yeah, what these guys are saying.
02:29You're not bringing me
02:30under the bus, are you?
02:31No, Jeff.
02:31Oh, Jeff, good.
02:33Yeah, screw Jeff.
02:34I like Jeff's mom.
02:38Do you like the outside of things
02:40or the inside of things?
02:41I like you guys.
02:42Well then, do I have a streak for you?
02:44I need 18 grand
02:46for an exotic dance club.
02:47Strip clubs are great investors.
02:48It's called Gentleman Jeffy,
02:50and it'll be a place
02:50with only classic stripping.
02:52Clothes stay on.
02:53There's so much more.
02:54Picture it.
02:54Florida.
02:55You're in Port St. Lucie
02:56for meth spring training.
02:57You leave a game.
02:58You're cruising the boardwalk,
02:59feeling good,
02:59eating smoked fish chips.
03:00But where are you going
03:01for male dancing?
03:02Nowhere.
03:02Did you say close in?
03:03And how?
03:04Dancing, singing,
03:05dinner done tableside.
03:06Dick I am for $5.99
03:07the way it should be.
03:09Free valet.
03:10Antique homes everywhere.
03:11Inspired by the old
03:12foam cafes of yesteryear.
03:13We'd have a summer movie
03:14sitting on the rooftop.
03:15Apartments up there
03:15and we're guys to board
03:16until they get settled.
03:18Normally there would be music here.
03:19What I'm saying is,
03:20the word script
03:21comes from strobing
03:22to plunder
03:23and we plunder our innocence.
03:24But gentlemen Jeffy
03:25is a place we ache
03:26to go back to.
03:27A place where we know
03:27we're loved.
03:28A place to call yours.
03:30Are you talking
03:31about chivalry cabaret?
03:32Where they won us against
03:33that on the first day
03:33of banker school.
03:34Yeah!
03:36Dolores,
03:36send in my next appointment.
03:37It better be good.
03:38Clear out.
03:39I want to open the gym.
03:40Oh yeah!
03:41The big bill, Dolores!
03:43The big bill!
03:46Hey Steve.
03:47Ah!
03:47Why are you in here?
03:48Were you going through my stuff?
03:50Of course.
03:50But mainly I'm here
03:51about my outdoor.
03:52My space is totally disrespected.
03:53Now I found an unused
03:54doghouse in the woods
03:55and would you grant me
03:57a small plot in your room
03:58where I can put it?
03:58Ugh.
03:59I don't know.
04:00The house.
04:01Please?
04:03Okay, okay, fine.
04:04Really?
04:06Yeah, put it in the corner.
04:07Thank you, thank you, thank you!
04:08Jürgen, he can get...
04:13This doghouse is made of plastic.
04:15Why did Jürgen
04:16have to use that grain?
04:16Look, I can literally
04:17lift it with one hand.
04:21I'm sorry that didn't go well, Jesse.
04:23I can't stand.
04:24I don't have the money
04:25to open my club
04:26and that man laughed at me.
04:27They say no one
04:28can make you feel inferior
04:29without your consent.
04:30Well, I consent.
04:31I consent.
04:32And now this?
04:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:34I can fix it.
04:36Better keep a few feet back
04:37while the car is jacked up
04:38to be safe.
04:40How chivalrous of you.
04:42I'll just keep this up here
04:43in case something goes wrong.
04:46I don't want to get oil
04:47on my hands.
04:47I'm sorry.
05:05Come on.
05:05I can't...
05:06I can't.
05:06I can't.
05:07I can't.
05:15I can't.
05:17Du willst du mit deinem Traum zu sein?
05:18Du willst du mit deinem Traum?
05:19Ich bin so honored!
05:21Oh mein Gott, ich hatte das, ich hatte das Ding!
05:23Oh mein Gott!
05:24Oh mein Gott!
05:25Okay, okay, okay, okay.
05:29Bring it in, buddy.
05:31Okay, now fix the title again.
05:36Well, Jim, lots happened since that bank parking lot.
05:39You began learning my classical stripping form.
05:40We picked 10 amateur events to compete in
05:42so we could qualify for the World Series of Strips
05:44and Linda Mamari cast away.
05:45You ladies ready for more men?
05:47Okay, Jeff.
05:48This is the first step toward winning the money
05:49to open Gentleman Jeopardy.
05:50Just go out and make a connection.
05:52Yep, you ready?
05:53Connection.
05:54You are in the zone right now, cute bitch.
05:56Huh?
05:57What?
05:57Next up, Jeff!
06:08He's connecting!
06:09Now I understand what he meant when he said conception.
06:11A sweet connection.
06:12The kid's a natural.
06:13Is he too good?
06:13Is he outshining me?
06:15Do I need to take him down?
06:17No!
06:17He's the one.
06:19The one to make chivalric cabaret huge again.
06:21And these Oklahoma women in denim shorts are the perfect audience.
06:25Did I do something wrong?
06:26No, Jeff.
06:27Ramp.
06:27It's these times we live in.
06:29Men used to lie on their boners until they went away.
06:31Now they're pointing them around, giving directions with them.
06:33So you're saying I should take off all my clothes like the other guys?
06:37Huh?
06:37No, I'm saying we should fix the process.
06:39We make a few tweaks, lean more on the glove work, and people will catch on soon.
06:42Perverse!
06:43Ramp.
06:44Shit!
06:44Ramp.
06:50He did what?
06:51Bro, friends don't do things like that.
06:53He's toxic.
06:54You should cut him out of your life.
06:55All right, talk later, don't you?
06:56Boy, what a day.
06:57Yeah, listen.
06:58I got a chat for a free calc left, though.
06:59I hear that.
07:00I'm just going to do a split and play rock band.
07:01I'll put the headphones on so you won't hear things.
07:08The vector R has magnitude 5 and direction angles.
07:11Clouds.
07:12Ha!
07:13The vector R has magnitude...
07:15Clouds?
07:17Clouds, please!
07:19Clouds!
07:19For the love of God, will you shut up?!
07:22Please, please, I need to concentrate.
07:24I'm trying to play hotfoot teacher on expert.
07:29Oh...
07:33Should I have told Hayley about this?
07:35What?
07:35Sorry, I just...
07:36I just had like the most incredible idea for Gentleman Jeffy.
07:39What is it?
07:39I'm thinking the name should have two J's.
07:42I can see that.
07:43What if the sign has, like, a dolphin on it?
07:45Oh my god, that's perfect.
07:47Really?
07:47You think so?
07:49That looks amazing!
07:50It should!
07:51It's the finished design!
07:52Building on that, I have another idea.
07:54What if we threw a few actual strip removes in my routine?
07:57You know, so we don't get food all the time and turn down for loans?
08:00Oh, that's a great idea, Jeff.
08:01We should dumb down and dirty up our routine.
08:03Oh, and going off that, I'll make a 69 anyone who buys two drinks!
08:09Get over here and flip this table for me, you sleazeball!
08:12He's got this vision of stripping, but I just don't think people want to see it.
08:15And I know he's paralyzed.
08:17Well, 90% sure.
08:18It's tough to tell what's real with him sometimes.
08:20Hey, smart face!
08:21You're pretty calm, Mr. Clown.
08:22If you don't come up with some cash quick, you're out of here.
08:24Stop!
08:28Hold this.
08:32People walk in, and then they walk out.
08:34Guess that's what the motils are about.
08:38I'd like the track strip.
08:39Absolutely right, people.
08:40I'd like to see you.
09:06Uh, what...
09:07What are you doing here?
09:08Piazza doesn't have a smoke, I'm sorry.
09:10Shoshama!
09:11Are we gonna watch this photo watch?
09:12Oh, Steve!
09:13I see you met my girl.
09:14I didn't know you were going to be having visitors over.
09:16We'll get out of your hands.
09:20So, what do you think of Steve?
09:22I don't like him.
09:26268 million super lotto winner?
09:28Me?
09:29Oh, thank God!
09:30It was just a dream.
09:31Jeff?
09:32Woohoo!
09:33Yeah!
09:34Woohoo!
09:35Yeah!
09:36Woohoo!
09:37Jeff!
09:38Jeff!
09:39Jeff!
09:39Jeff!
09:40Jeff!
09:40Jeff!
09:40Jeff!
09:41Jeff!
09:41Jeff!
09:42Jeff!
09:47Jeff!
09:48Jeff!
09:48Jeff!
09:48Jeff!
09:48Jason hat got you!
09:49Tate!
09:49You tainted yourself!
09:51I thought I was helping.
09:52I gotta solve this money.
09:53Money?
09:54You thought this was about money?
09:55Money?
09:56Ha!
09:56Where is your precious money now, you cat?
09:58I am not a half.
09:59Everything I've got has been for your idea that everyone else thinks is stupid.
10:02Not everyone.
10:03Not...
10:03Stan?
10:04Stan?
10:05Why would you say him first?
10:06Doesn't matter.
10:07You don't matter.
10:08I'll find a new protege to win a World Series of Scrib and Open Gentleman Jeffies myself.
10:11Well, I have the opposite plan.
10:13I'll win, and I'll keep the leader.
10:15You're on.
10:15And that's not exactly the opposite plan.
10:16Well, it's a little different.
10:18I'll show you different.
10:19It's gonna be different, right?
10:20Yeah.
10:21That way.
10:21Next time you want to call something different, think about whether it passes a hashtag.
10:25You think so stupid to me right now.
10:32Welcome to the World Series of Scrib.
10:33I just need your name to check in.
10:36Oh, butterfingers.
10:38Allow me.
10:41Kermit the Hulk.
10:47Oh, so you're not gonna drop the pen for me?
10:50Drop it.
10:52Allow me.
10:57Hello, Jeffrey.
10:58How awkward for you, catching me in the middle of seducing this woman.
11:00Hey, Roger.
11:01Can I help you up?
11:02You wish.
11:03You've been replaced.
11:04I have a new protege ready to perform and win tonight.
11:06Honestly, it's been pure magic seeing him soak up my craft with such passion.
11:10Hey, Jesse.
11:10So I'm gonna quit.
11:11What?
11:11Nay, why?
11:12I finally got the call from the big show.
11:14Enterprise Rail Car.
11:15Front desk, Greenville, North Carolina.
11:18I hope you haven't shaken your confidence too much.
11:22I feel like you're just with me for my house.
11:24I'm fucking your nose.
11:25I want the magic of her eyes.
11:27Did someone call in on a noise complaint?
11:29Yes.
11:30Right there.
11:30They've been at it all night long.
11:31So you've been hanging out on their lawn all night?
11:33It's not their lawn.
11:34It's my room.
11:35Aggression.
11:39Great instinct.
11:41Let's fucking...
11:46You got a nice side to side, J-Dog.
11:48What I like to do is...
11:49And it's fun to do the...
11:52What do you mean I can't compete?
11:54I don't need to use the pole.
11:55All I need to turn a woman on are these two papers and a bolt of lace.
11:59Okay, out we go.
12:02That weird old dream is to open a strip club where you don't even show your poles.
12:05We got a way better dream.
12:06Clint, say yours.
12:07A Kawasaki.
12:09Yeah!
12:10What's yours, Brigham?
12:11I just like feeling good all the time.
12:13Never feeling pain.
12:14Never getting sad.
12:15Oh, yeah.
12:17Wow.
12:18You guys have amazing dreams.
12:19What's your dream, Jeff?
12:20Fine.
12:21I guess I never really had one.
12:24You should get one.
12:25They're totally awesome.
12:26Kawasaki!
12:28Kawasaki!
12:30Let's hear it for the mysterious sexy mouse.
12:32Who is it?
12:33Why is he doing this?
12:34Next up, let's hear it for Jeff.
12:39Boo!
12:40Boo!
12:40Sir, you have to show these big dick dancers some respect.
12:43Why?
12:43He never showed me any respect.
12:45Boo!
12:46Boo!
12:47That's it.
12:47You're out of here.
12:48Boo!
12:52Oh, off to a slow start.
12:53Could be a little delayed gratification.
12:57Maybe I do have a dream.
12:58Jesse's dream.
13:05I feel so seduced.
13:08It's so sad.
13:10Let's go!
13:11Take something off!
13:12I don't think I like it.
13:13You shouldn't do this here.
13:14Let's go somewhere else.
13:17Connection!
13:17All the hard lines in your hair that catch your eyes.
13:22I have been like a lady in red.
13:28It's dancing with me.
13:31Cheeky-cheeky.
13:33There's nobody here.
13:37Sam, you made it!
13:38No place I'd rather be.
13:39Jesse, I only have one suggestion.
13:41What's that?
13:42Never close this place.
13:43Oh, stop!
13:44You stop!
13:45You're too much!
13:46No, stop now!
13:47You're ruining this!
13:49Just stop it!
13:56Jeff, what happened back there?
13:57I just wanted to say thanks.
13:59Well, you're out in the courts, but what for, exactly?
14:01For letting me be part of your dream.
14:02I've never had one.
14:03And I'd rather see yours through, no matter how dumb it is.
14:06And it is dumb.
14:07Than never dream at all.
14:08That means a lot, champ.
14:09Even though it felt like an insult.
14:10I guess we aren't getting that prize money.
14:12Not likely.
14:12But old Jesse might have one crazy idea left.
14:15And they threw things!
14:16And shouted!
14:17And that stage most certainly was not wheelchair acceptable!
14:19Which is a law!
14:20And I want a bunch of money!
14:21I'll give you 50 bucks to piss off.
14:22Deal!
14:23Hot dog!
14:25What the hell?
14:26We can walk!
14:27Hell yeah!
14:28Get the 50 bucks from that dipshit and meet me at the Golden Girls slot by the bottom of the
14:31stairs.
14:37I can't walk!
14:38Is this for real?
14:39Is that wonderful?
14:40I'm still giving out money.
14:41Hey, please tell him you didn't throw out the ramp.
14:47Oh, thank God.
14:48Thank sweet, heavenly...
14:50No, no!
14:52You can't take my...
14:53It's already done.
14:54It's already done.
14:54Please, be!
14:56Be!
14:57I feel like you're born!
14:58I feel like you're born!
14:58Listen...
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