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Gogglebox Australia - Season 23 Episode 9
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00:00I'm looking for a man in finance. Trust fund. Six-five, blue eyes. I don't think that's the order.
00:06I'm looking for a man in finance. Blue or green or brown eyes. I'm looking for a man who's six
00:10-five.
00:10I'm looking for a man.
00:13Every evening in Australia. Here we go. T-belts on everyone.
00:16Chad, get out of the way. TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:19What? You know that? I never knew. First time I've heard about it.
00:22But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25I'm totally into it. Like, I'm hooked. I can't handle this, dude.
00:29What are we even watching?
00:30Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:34It just gets better and better.
00:36One of the best. I could not think of anything worse.
00:38Let's turn the TV off and go to bed.
00:40This week, we loved crowning Australia's sole survivor.
00:44We're going to watch the finale.
00:46Oh, the guns are round.
00:48You just stand like this with jacked arms, don't you?
00:50I don't know. I've never had them.
00:51Went to the high court in the name of love.
00:54Cases that changed Australia.
00:56Oh, we're changing the law.
00:57Gay Australians just wanted to be counted as Australians.
01:01And sailed the high seas to look for, um, love?
01:05Love overboard.
01:06It's Love Island, below deck, maths, all in one.
01:10Turn it up.
01:10Turn it up.
01:12Turn it up.
01:12Way to start.
01:20I've got a riddle for you.
01:21You've got ten eggs in your hand.
01:23I don't think I can hold ten eggs.
01:25You're holding ten eggs.
01:26Chicken eggs?
01:27Whatever eggs.
01:28Little kitchen?
01:28Shut up. You're holding ten eggs.
01:30Okay, canary eggs.
01:31Shut up.
01:32You've got ten eggs in your hand.
01:34One hand?
01:35Whatever. Shut up.
01:36You've got ten...
01:38Monday on 7, we tuned in for...
01:40Australia!
01:42It's the finale.
01:43What is it?
01:44It's the finale.
01:45Woo!
01:46It's all come down to this.
01:48Hello, I'm Ricky Lee.
01:50Whoa, Ricky, that leaves nothing to the imagination.
01:52Oh, Ricky Lee looking gorgeous as ever.
01:54The guy, we never know his name.
01:56It's all about our three incredible grand finalists.
01:59So, the final is Harlan.
02:00Go, Harlan, go.
02:02Kesha.
02:02Go, Kesha.
02:03We picked Kesha from the get-go.
02:05And Kalani.
02:07I love this fella.
02:08He reminds me of you a bit.
02:09Bogan.
02:10Well, the Bogan got the party started with a David Bowie classic.
02:16Wow.
02:17Bro.
02:18Turns out Kalani can sing.
02:19He's very good.
02:20Do you reckon the backup singers are just the people that never made it to top 20?
02:23Yes.
02:26I like his shirt.
02:27I think he can buy that in Portman's.
02:32Wow.
02:33Let's go Kalani.
02:35He's got the style, he's got the look, he's got the voice.
02:37Wrong show.
02:38He's got the X Factor.
02:39Still wrong show.
02:40Anyway, let's see what Harlan has to offer.
02:45What is he wearing?
02:47It's getting wicked.
02:49I'm gonna live forever.
02:53I'm gonna learn how to fly.
02:55Let's go.
02:55Oh!
03:01I take it back, man.
03:03He's my number one now.
03:04Wait a minute.
03:04We've still got Kesha with an Adele banger.
03:09Oh, wow.
03:10She is so talented.
03:12When we were young.
03:14Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:23Wow!
03:24Amazing.
03:24Incredible.
03:25I've changed my vote three times already.
03:27I'm a Kesha guy now.
03:28When we were young.
03:32Oh!
03:33Good job, Kesha!
03:35Wow!
03:35Yes, yes, yes.
03:36If I was here, I'd just drop the mic when I walk off.
03:39Hold up.
03:39There's still three more songs to go.
03:41Oh!
03:41Oh!
03:42And this time they're doing duets.
03:44First up is Kalani with Pete Murray.
03:46Oh!
03:47Who?
03:47You know what?
03:48I'm not sure.
03:49Well, maybe you'll know who Kesha's teamed up with.
03:51Vanessa Amorossi.
03:52Oh!
03:53Yes, yes.
03:54I hope that is Shine.
03:55Shine.
03:56You can give your life.
03:57Yeah!
03:58Nothing lasts forever.
04:00Boy.
04:01You can try.
04:04Look around you.
04:06Everyone you see.
04:08Everyone you know is gonna...
04:11Shine.
04:13Shine.
04:17Shut up.
04:19Right-o.
04:19Well, next is Harlan with...
04:21Anthony Kalia!
04:22Every middle-aged woman just wet themselves.
04:25They're going back.
04:27Shhh.
04:28Let this be okay.
04:31There he is, yeah.
04:33Feels like we're at Carol's in the Domain.
04:34Come on.
04:35Here we go.
04:37Elephatic hair.
04:39Wow.
04:42Geez, he's got pipes still, doesn't he?
04:44Mate, the man can sing.
04:50That was awesome.
04:52Good idea.
04:53And the love continued on Tuesday night when we tuned in for part two of the finale.
04:58Everybody, are you ready?
04:59This bloke's in a tux.
05:00Bit overboard.
05:01Oh, we are ready to go.
05:04We've watched everyone perform.
05:06So what's left to do?
05:07Well, there's this group performance.
05:09It's the Australian Idol.
05:10It's not the Australian Idol in there, mate.
05:12And after Kalani gets eliminated.
05:14You were so close.
05:16Good night.
05:16There's another performance with the top two.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:19We get it.
05:19It's amazing, guys.
05:20Just tell us the winner.
05:21Hold on.
05:22Amy Shark has to perform first.
05:25Plus, we need a bit more chit chat.
05:27You know, and I'm proud of you both.
05:28No one cares.
05:30Just get to the winner, mate.
05:31And then for some reason this happens.
05:33Let's take a super quick 15 second break.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:37Oh, that's annoying.
05:39This is out of control.
05:41And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for.
05:43Come on, get to it.
05:44Get to it.
05:44Yes, we're ready.
05:45The winner.
05:47All right.
05:47Come on, guys.
05:48Of Australian Idol.
05:50Is.
05:50Come on, Kesha.
05:51Palad.
05:52Bring it home, Kes.
05:53Oh, here we go.
05:54Come on.
05:58It's like a coronation.
05:59It's gone for so long.
06:00Just pick one.
06:01Kesha.
06:03Yeah.
06:05Kesha.
06:06Oh.
06:08Congratulations, Kesha.
06:10Oh, no, no, Kyle.
06:11Don't get up on the table.
06:12Kyle just doing all he can to keep Idol on his resume.
06:15Kyle's going to be first in line at the Centrelink office tomorrow morning.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Say goodnight, Australia.
06:20Da, da, da, da.
06:21All right.
06:22Good season, mate.
06:23I'm stoked, dude.
06:24Kesha won.
06:25Kyle Sanderland's first day of unemployment starts now.
06:42Oh!
06:42Oh!
06:43Oh!
06:44What's wrong with him?
06:46You're annoying him.
06:47You're stalling his spot.
06:48Puppy, kiss.
06:49Kiss.
06:50Kiss.
06:51Kiss, kiss.
06:55Tuesday on Channel 9, we watched...
06:57Tipping Point!
06:59Yeah!
07:00Yes!
07:01I truly think this is one of the best game shows on television.
07:04Agreed.
07:05Hello, everybody.
07:05Welcome to Tipping Point.
07:06These three contestants are ready to take on the machine.
07:09It's like the Golden Girls.
07:10Who will be the last Golden Girls standing?
07:12They are the Golden Girls, Leanne.
07:14Hello, I'm Jean.
07:16Aw.
07:16Aw.
07:17Hi, I'm Trisha.
07:18Aw.
07:19Hello, I'm Beryl.
07:21Aw.
07:22Aw, Beryl.
07:23Guys, I'm backing Beryl.
07:24The other two might have another chance to play this game.
07:26Beryl will never play this game again.
07:28Beryl's gonna see.
07:28Now this is gonna be a fun show today.
07:30Alright, so do you remember how to play?
07:31You get a question right, you get to drop the counter in,
07:35then how many fall to the bottom is how much money you make.
07:37Let's get the game underway.
07:38We're gonna play Quick Fire.
07:40Quick Fire!
07:41Nothing can be quick in this game.
07:43It needs to be moderately paced fire.
07:45This is slow fire.
07:46Here comes the first question.
07:47Okay.
07:48Milo.
07:48Brain on.
07:49Brain on.
07:49Your time starts.
07:51Now!
07:51The popular Black Friday sales traditionally occur the day after which holiday?
07:55Thanksgiving.
07:55Correct.
07:56Missed it.
07:56The term sextet typically means a group.
07:59Correct.
08:00Goddammit.
08:00The River Clyde is a major waterway of which country in the UK?
08:03Scotland.
08:03Correct.
08:04Oh, well done, Trisha.
08:05They were hard questions.
08:07For us.
08:08How does she know all this?
08:10Do you just get older and you start to know things?
08:12Because it's yet to happen to me.
08:13Well, it's a lot of years of pub trivia.
08:15And that pub trivia is paying off.
08:17Oh, yes.
08:18Oh, yes.
08:19Watch out.
08:20Oh, that's a proper load up.
08:22This is gonna be huge.
08:27You never see them that big.
08:291,100.
08:31Go, Trisha.
08:32Go.
08:33Well done, Trisha.
08:34But if you could give Beryl some time to answer, please.
08:36What word for a standard hand in poker also means to empty the contents of a toilet?
08:41Flush.
08:41Flush.
08:42Flush.
08:44Oh, she didn't press the button.
08:46Beryl forgot.
08:47No.
08:48And gave her the answer.
08:49Don't forget to press the buzzer.
08:50Yes.
08:50Yes.
08:51No buzzer Beryl.
08:52For sure Beryl plays at home and just yells at the TV.
08:54In Australia, what flower is known as a gladi?
08:57As a what a gladis?
08:58Berejiklian.
09:00Gladiolo.
09:01Correct indeed.
09:02Are you asking the right person?
09:03She's got four of them on her shirt.
09:05Notice how old people wear flowers and that on their tops?
09:08Yeah, I don't know why they do that.
09:11Anyways, let's go back to Jean and see how she's going with the counters.
09:14She's going to get the question mark.
09:16Oh my God.
09:17Oh my God.
09:175,000 for Jean!
09:19Yeah!
09:20For Jean!
09:21She got the question mark!
09:22What does the question mark mean again?
09:23I had no idea.
09:24She got a mystery prize.
09:25It's going to be like a vacuum cleaner or something.
09:27You'll never go out of style thanks to Raw Pearls of Adelaide.
09:30Pearls for Jean!
09:31She would rock those pearls actually.
09:33Fabulous.
09:34Well you do after 80.
09:35But pearls aren't enough to keep Jean in the game.
09:38We've found your tipping points.
09:39Oh no.
09:40See you later Jean!
09:42And then there were two.
09:43Now, Beryl you got a bit of work to do?
09:44Go Beryl!
09:45Come on Beryl.
09:46Turn the hearing aid up Bez.
09:47The flag of which UK country is the only one not represented in the Union Jack.
09:53What the hell's a Union Jack?
09:55I think it might be Ireland.
09:57That could work Beryl.
09:59No it doesn't work, sorry Beryl.
10:01And with that wrong answer, it's goodbye Beryl.
10:03Damn!
10:05Oh Beryl.
10:05That's the death of Beryl.
10:07I shouldn't say death should I?
10:09No.
10:10And that means Trisha gets to play for the jackpot.
10:12Let's go Trisha.
10:14Thank you!
10:15I reckon she'll be right.
10:16She just knows everything.
10:17She certainly does.
10:19It was!
10:21Oh my compass!
10:23Yeah!
10:23Again!
10:24She's raking it all baby.
10:26Yeah I never saw somebody do this good in the show.
10:29Well she'll do even better if she can get the star counter which is worth 20 grand.
10:35Oh my god it's in the perfect spot.
10:37This could be it.
10:38Come on.
10:39Oh my god.
10:40Oh my god.
10:41It's coming.
10:42Come on, come on, come on.
10:42She's got to get it.
10:44Come on.
10:45Yes.
10:45Come on.
10:49Come on, Trish.
10:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:52What?
10:52She got 20 grand.
10:53You never see that happen.
10:55What did I do?
10:56Oh Trish.
10:58She deserved that.
10:59She did so well.
11:01That is as good as Australian television gets.
11:05I don't know if that's true.
11:06I just love Tipping Point and I love it even more for having the oldies on today.
11:10Golden Girls.
11:12Golden Girls.
11:12Our future will not be that bright.
11:25In Melbourne, Simon's reminiscing about his old part time job.
11:29I used to make coffees at the leisure centre.
11:31Yeah.
11:31They were all the same.
11:33Can I have a flat white?
11:34Sure.
11:35Can I have a latte?
11:36Yeah, if you want.
11:37Cappuccino please?
11:38Yeah, no worries.
11:39A bit of chocolate on top of that one.
11:40They were all takeaways and they all had a lid on it.
11:42Ahoy there perverts.
11:44What did you just call me?
11:45Did she call me a pervert?
11:46She sure did.
11:48What is this show?
11:49Wednesday on Family Friendly Disney Plus, we hit the high seas to find love on a new dating
11:54show.
11:55Turn it up.
11:55Well, where are we?
11:56Turn it up.
11:57Turn it up.
11:58Way to start.
11:59It's got dashing lads and bountiful babes.
12:04There's got to be a catch.
12:06There's always a catch.
12:07Well, the catch is that the boys and girls that couple up live a life of luxury on the
12:11top side, while those without a partner are sent down side for a life of servitude.
12:16Ah, this has everything.
12:19It's Love Island, it's Below Deck and it's maths all in one.
12:25Love Overboard.
12:25This is mad.
12:27How do they pick which ones start below deck?
12:30Well, it's with a game of...
12:31Toast or toss.
12:33I think they're all tosses.
12:34What do you mean?
12:35It's plain sailing really.
12:36We want them, we raise it.
12:38If we don't, we toss it.
12:40If they both raise, they couple up.
12:44Lexi and Rhys.
12:45Cute.
12:46See, I'd have to toast because I'm not wasting a good glass of champagne.
12:48Well, neither are Lexi and Rhys.
12:50Come here.
12:51Oh, really?
12:52Oh, toss her in.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54Grandma kiss?
12:55I don't think that's grandma.
12:57So with four couples properly hitched...
13:00Oh, my God.
13:01Is Donald Duck on the couch?
13:03Okay.
13:04Time for the big reveal.
13:05The remaining singles will be working as crew on the downside of this boat.
13:14This is good.
13:15I'm sure they'll take this well.
13:16I hate cleaning up after people.
13:19Oh, no.
13:19Why would I want to pick up after people that I think I'm sexier than?
13:24Is she being serious?
13:25I can't even clean my room.
13:27It's like a little Barbie with a dream house.
13:29You don't clean up the dream house.
13:32This is not real.
13:37Well, things get worse for Bella when her roommate Leela reveals that Bella wants Lozman David.
13:47What is she doing?
13:50She's a little conniving little thing.
13:52Playing both sides.
13:54And I just hate the fakeness.
13:55Should I cry again?
13:56Oh, the fakeness has got two stars.
13:58Oh.
13:59It's so ironic.
14:00She hates fakeness.
14:01Evidently, she does.
14:03But is David on board?
14:04Seeing Bella very plastic up top, right up my alley.
14:09He did want someone plastic.
14:11With Lozman David.
14:12It is going really well.
14:14But I appreciate that.
14:15Oh, no.
14:16Here we go.
14:17I'm kind of embarrassed.
14:19She's crying again.
14:21I don't want to be crying every five minutes either, but yeah.
14:25Oh, get her off the ship.
14:26Whatever setting spray she's using on her makeup really works because this is the third round
14:30of tears.
14:31This is brutal.
14:32Oh, this is brutal.
14:33You're on a yacht on a reality dating show.
14:35It's not that deep.
14:36Meanwhile, James is trying to get Lexi's booty away from Reece.
14:40Would you like the chat?
14:40Oh.
14:42James is going for Lexi.
14:43Things happen quickly on this boat.
14:45I've got to show her that.
14:46I'm not just horny.
14:47I'm actually a good person too.
14:49I'm horny and a good person.
14:50Balance is out.
14:51It all comes out in the wash.
14:52And they're going to need a wash after this date.
14:54Dang, this is beautiful.
14:55Oh, wow.
14:56Beachside massage.
14:58Yeah, it feels good.
14:59Yeah?
14:59Yeah.
14:59Oh, my God.
15:00He's written his name on her.
15:01He had to make sure he could spell it right.
15:04Wow.
15:05No mucking around on this date.
15:07Where'd they get their shower from?
15:08That's actually a great question.
15:10Who plumbed that in?
15:11Who did plumb the shower in?
15:13That's crazy.
15:13What a clifftop.
15:15They're also making out.
15:17Oh, true.
15:17I was too distracted by the shower.
15:20Paul Reece.
15:21Who's going to tell him?
15:22Well, Lexi will on the...
15:24First ever plank ceremony.
15:26What?
15:27Plank ceremony.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31It's below deck, across Love Island, across Pirates of the Caribbean.
15:35Throw some chum or something in the water.
15:36Let's get the sharks circling.
15:38Well, Lexi can either keep her fresh catch, James, or her first mate, Reece.
15:42Who's going in?
15:43Reece.
15:44Oh!
15:45Bye-bye, Reece!
15:47Oh!
15:48Oh!
15:51That's actually so high.
15:53No one will ever see Reece ever again.
15:56Oh!
15:57This is ridiculous.
15:59The guys haven't even got out of the water.
16:00They're already passing.
16:01Poor Reece.
16:02Above his corpse.
16:08Come on.
16:09It's fun.
16:10Hands down that is one of the best dating shows I've ever seen.
16:11You watch.
16:13Give it time.
16:13We'll be watching a dating show from outer space.
16:16Landing for love, they'll call it.
16:17Ha-ha!
16:32In Melbourne, Holly's got a new game.
16:34It's the first letter and then the last letter.
16:37And the first person to get a word wins.
16:39For example, I say B, Mum says H, we go beach.
16:44First letter, the last letter.
16:45One, two, three.
16:46X.
16:47Fuck.
16:47Oh, my God, we both said X!
16:50Thursday on Disney Plus.
16:51Oh, that's Donna Hay.
16:53Entertaining at home.
16:54I like to keep it simple.
16:55Is that her?
16:56Are you sure that's actually her?
16:57Yes, that is Donna Hay.
16:58The chef?
16:58Yes, that is Donna Hay.
17:00From MasterChef.
17:00The chef.
17:01It's Donna Hay.
17:03Hey, hey, hey.
17:05Donna Hay's Coastal Celebrations.
17:08Where do you reckon they'll be, Kate?
17:09On the coast.
17:10Well, on Sydney Harbour, actually.
17:12I kind of, like, come to my house.
17:14Look at the house she lives in.
17:15Look at the view.
17:16The salt air and crystal blue water.
17:19This is some serious rich white people stuff.
17:21Yeah, I agree.
17:22And today, Donna is planning a Sunday lunch.
17:25I have friends coming this Sunday.
17:27So she plans this all week.
17:29I love that it punctuates the week.
17:31She needs a hobby.
17:31This is her hobby.
17:32Beautiful and memorable tablescapes.
17:35We're about to watch a whole episode on table settings.
17:38No.
17:38Yes, Donna.
17:40These beautiful vintage latte bowls that I got as a gift from my family one Christmas.
17:45This is just silly.
17:46Oh, this is unreal.
17:48These lovely blue napkins.
17:49Is she still talking about the table?
17:51A little bit.
17:51I like when I decorate the table with something from the fruit bowl.
17:55I do.
17:55Let's decorate my table with my fruit bowl.
17:58My special things.
17:59Dog toothbrush.
18:00My vintage things.
18:02Ratchet strap.
18:03This oatmeal ribbon.
18:05What a beautiful decorative table you have there, my friend.
18:08That all goes really well together.
18:11What are you, serving dinner or...?
18:12Part of it, Kevin, is the experience of table setting.
18:16That's your white side coming out.
18:17All that laughter, all that happiness.
18:19Well, so far you haven't made me happy.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Just cook, love.
18:23Okay, all right.
18:24Let's just see what Donna is cooking.
18:26But this Sunday, I'm thinking I'm going to make a bruschetta-y type thing.
18:29Oh, yum.
18:30Yum.
18:30Yum!
18:31I'm going to start by just toasting some sourdough.
18:34Cook and toast on the skillet.
18:36Because she wouldn't use a toaster, not Donna.
18:38I stumbled across these tomatoes.
18:40What do you mean you stumbled across them?
18:42They're at every supermarket.
18:43Into the boiling water.
18:44What's she doing?
18:46Blanching tomatoes?
18:47This is not the bruschetta I eat.
18:48So, forage herbs that you already have in your garden.
18:52Forage from our garden.
18:53Got a heap of basil in the garden.
18:55We live in the area, we have no garden for concrete.
18:57How perfect is that?
18:58Wait, she's popped a whole motto on there.
19:00Would you let Donna talk?
19:02I think I want to leave the stem on.
19:04What's she doing for the stem?
19:05Don't leave the stem on!
19:06I just feel like you guys are taking the mickey and this is the best thing I've ever seen.
19:09I don't do that when we watch your stupid shows.
19:12Squidge it with a spoon.
19:13Oh, yuck.
19:14Just slice and dice.
19:16This is like a toddler's breakfast.
19:18A perfect way to start a Sunday lunch.
19:21Oh, that looks so beautiful, doesn't it?
19:22Oh, yum.
19:23Yum.
19:24Now, who's on board?
19:25Is it weird?
19:26I hate tomato, but I love bruschetta.
19:28It's the same as me.
19:29I hate cheese, but I love a quarter pounder.
19:32We can tell!
19:33Anyway, everyone will love Donna's main course.
19:36Perfectly roasted chicken.
19:37Oh, nice.
19:38It looks good.
19:40Easy to serve.
19:41And when people are super happy, so am I.
19:44Do you reckon she's going to do some potatoes?
19:45My friends adore potatoes.
19:47Potatoes!
19:48She's doing the roast potatoes!
19:50God, another dish to wash up.
19:51Yes, I'll always be.
19:54Everything I aspire to be and more.
19:55Look at us, she's hosting, she's tablescaping, she's living my dream.
19:59Like she has no head noise.
20:01I'm not saying I want to be exactly like her.
20:02Okay.
20:03Here are our crunchy parmesan potatoes.
20:06Ooh.
20:07Yum.
20:09Look at that.
20:11And after lunch, Donna has something ridiculously fun planned.
20:16Is that a big block of chocolate?
20:18Insane amount of chocolate.
20:19Holy moly, look at the size of that block of chocolate.
20:22Why didn't you just buy a Cadbury?
20:24The cost of living is obviously impacting her.
20:26Surprise the girls with their own hammer and chisel.
20:29So it's an activity too.
20:31She's thought of everything.
20:31But that's not all.
20:33Because there's only six of us.
20:34You're cooking for six people.
20:35What's she making now?
20:37That's enough food.
20:38A passion fruit meringue tart.
20:40Oh my God, is it still going?
20:41You've got six people coming over.
20:43With a big burst of summery passion fruit.
20:46Oh, Donna, hey.
20:48God, this would be heaven.
20:51It's more washing up.
20:52Piles of meringue.
20:53Oh.
20:54That I'm just going to gently torch on the top so you get that lovely caramelised flavour.
20:58Ooh.
20:59I just love to have a bite of that.
21:01This is the best thing I've seen in months.
21:03What's the perfect way to end a Sunday lunch?
21:05I want to go for Sunday lunch at Donna Hayes.
21:08Spending an afternoon at home with your besties.
21:11I'll rock up with some Lebanese sweets.
21:13Do you think she'd like that?
21:14She would smile and say thank you and then she'd throw them out after you leave.
21:17Sharing food, sharing stories.
21:19She's got an Asian friend.
21:21Get out.
21:21We are in.
21:22Is my idea of the perfect Sunday?
21:25No, no, no, Donna.
21:27You have a couple of pizzas and you get on the piss.
21:30Now that's a Sunday afternoon.
21:32Oh my gosh, Donna.
21:34That is by far the best thing I've ever watched in my entire life.
21:36That's done more for me than therapy ever did.
21:48I went to go get an eye scan this morning on my cornea.
21:50It's confirmed I have a condition called caricatonus.
21:54I've got a surgical option.
21:55Guess how much it will cost me per eye?
21:57What?
21:58$3,000.
21:59Oh, no, no, no.
22:01I walk down the hallway at work with my eyes closed sometimes
22:03just to see how far I can get.
22:04Just to practice.
22:05Just to practice.
22:06I knew it was coming.
22:1024 players.
22:10Monday on 10, it was part one of The Survivor.
22:14Finale!
22:15It's been a good season.
22:16Only three remain.
22:17The final three.
22:19Who have we got?
22:19Caleb, the truck driver.
22:21I owe this full game to Loz.
22:23There's stay-at-home mum Loz.
22:24Caleb and Loz have been in an alliance this entire game.
22:27And pro wrestler Jackson.
22:29I'll sit on pegs for eight hours tomorrow.
22:32He sounds like I'm Mr T.
22:34I pity the fool.
22:35Save that energy for the challenge.
22:37Good idea.
22:38Over to host David.
22:39Congratulations.
22:41Hello, though.
22:42David.
22:42Oh, the guns are round.
22:44You just stand like this with jacked arms, don't you?
22:46I don't know.
22:46I've never had them.
22:47Okay, focus.
22:48Let's find out what the challenge is.
22:51You will hang from tree roots and balance on narrow pegs.
22:56Oh, your feet, no.
22:57There it is.
22:57Why is it always the peg balance?
23:00Every time.
23:00This challenge is on.
23:04Jeez, that looks like torture.
23:06That is actually like Jesus on the cross stuff.
23:08And we watch it and enjoy it.
23:10You guys have been at this for three hours.
23:14What an utter waste of time.
23:17You'd want an audio book playing, wouldn't you?
23:20Jackson, he's struggling.
23:22He's got to get off.
23:22He's crying he's in that much pain.
23:26Oh, he's struggling.
23:28Oh, he's trying to psych him out.
23:32That would break me, that whistle.
23:33With me, Jackson?
23:35Nah, he's got to get off.
23:36I would fall off if David catches me.
23:38Catch him, golden god.
23:39Catch him.
23:42This is so dramatic.
23:43He's getting a piggyback from a grown man.
23:45I should take the shirts off.
23:48I think Loz is out.
23:49Come on, David.
23:50Bring those big arms over there and help her.
23:53Loz is making the most of that kind of with David.
23:55They're all really getting their last minute of David in, aren't they?
23:58Yes.
23:58Caleb wins immunity.
24:00Oh, wow.
24:01He killed it.
24:01He's standing up.
24:02Nah, it's a solid effort.
24:04Time to see who Caleb is taking through to the final two.
24:07Who's he going to take, Lee?
24:08He said he's taking Loz.
24:09Well, he said that he was taking her.
24:12Do you pick the person who you should be loyal to
24:14or the person you think you can beat?
24:16Because when it gets to this point, there's no friends.
24:1822nd person voted out.
24:19Jackson.
24:20Jackson.
24:21Jackson.
24:22Loz.
24:24Oh!
24:25What a blind sign!
24:27What a move.
24:29He stabbed her.
24:30No, he didn't.
24:31He's playing the game.
24:32Caleb.
24:33Caleb.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:35I have to tune in tomorrow.
24:37We're going to watch the finale.
24:39Yep.
24:40And on Tuesday night, we sat down to crown the winner.
24:43Finale, baby.
24:45Truck driver versus wrestler.
24:46I cannot wait to see who the winner is.
24:48But Loz is less excited.
24:50Oh, she's salty.
24:52I'm telling you now, Caleb does not have Loz's vote.
24:55So, Caleb, would you like to kick us off?
24:58Really?
24:58This comes down to the pitch.
24:59Oh, that's right.
25:00They do that little speech that takes forever.
25:02And Caleb's going big.
25:04It was the year of the underdog.
25:06Why is he yelling?
25:08I'm so close.
25:09Oh, geez.
25:10This is really bordering on the rantings of a madman.
25:13I am sole survivor.
25:15With all due respect, shut up.
25:17I don't know if that's good enough.
25:18If I was Caleb, I would just blow my own torch out.
25:20Okay, let's find out if Jackson does any better.
25:22I earned my right to keep playing in this game.
25:26Oh, everyone's snotting.
25:27Got knocked down.
25:28I got back up again smarter.
25:30It wasn't survival.
25:32It was evolution.
25:33Oh, that's a good line.
25:34Okay, Charles Darwin.
25:35Do you reckon they're allowed chat GPT?
25:37I learned from you.
25:38I played with you.
25:39And I outlasted you.
25:40Oh.
25:42Mic drop.
25:42He's got it.
25:43That was a great speech.
25:45The only thing left to do is read the vote.
25:48Here we go.
25:50We're going to do that back in Australia.
25:52Oh!
25:53What?
25:54What?
25:54I'll see you then.
25:55What happens if the plane crashes?
25:57Kaput?
25:58Well, it didn't.
26:00Welcome to the grand finale.
26:02Yes!
26:04Love a good live audience reveal.
26:06Why are we watching it from home?
26:07Why weren't we there, girls?
26:09These votes are for the winner.
26:11We know.
26:12Open the box.
26:13Alright.
26:14First vote.
26:14Okay, here we go, here we go.
26:15I really want Jackson to win.
26:17Caleb.
26:17Jackson.
26:18Caleb.
26:19Jackson.
26:20Jackson.
26:20One for Jackson.
26:21Beautiful.
26:22Next one.
26:22Jackson.
26:23Yes.
26:23It's going to be a clean sweep, Leanne.
26:25Caleb.
26:27Oh, one for Caleb.
26:28Caleb.
26:29Get stuffed!
26:30Caleb's going to win.
26:31The winner.
26:31Who do you reckon is going to win?
26:32One of the boys.
26:33Of Australian Survivor Redemption.
26:35Please, please.
26:36Jackson, Jackson.
26:38Caleb.
26:39Caleb.
26:40Caleb.
26:41Yes, I told you.
26:42Caleb.
26:42The truck driver.
26:45That was epic.
26:46I loved this season of Survivor.
26:48Oh, I'll keep watching for David.
27:03I got called a MILF today.
27:05Did you?
27:06Yep.
27:35Where?
27:36Blackfellas don't experience the same healthcare provision as white folks.
27:40And this is why blackfellas are living less than our non-Indigenous counterparts.
27:46Welcome to my TED Talk.
27:47But change is happening.
27:49Across the nation, senior Indigenous health professionals and traditional healers are joining forces with the next generation.
27:56That is awesome.
27:57It just makes a world of difference having more blackfellas in these services.
28:01Hells yeah.
28:02Well, the Waminda Centre in Nowra is doing just that.
28:06Aboriginal women were sick of being treated poorly and they wanted to have access to culturally safe care.
28:13Okay.
28:14Sounds fair enough.
28:15We're only doing the public system, so I want to see what's different between the services that we've been doing
28:20to what this lady's doing.
28:21Part of their service offers a First Nations pregnancy ceremony.
28:25Oh, wow.
28:26This is cool.
28:26You go to a hospital, they're not doing this type of program.
28:29It's just enabling the woman to feel relief from anything that's holding her back from being ready and prepared to
28:36have a baby.
28:37This is taking personalised healthcare to a whole new level, isn't it?
28:40Yeah.
28:40To me, that's like a healing and connection from mother to myself and then from myself and mother to my
28:46baby.
28:47That's so nice.
28:48I feel like the support in Aboriginal communities is like no other.
28:52It's not just about physical, mental, emotional care, it's cultural and spiritual care too.
28:58These are midwifery skills that you wouldn't find in any other community.
29:02There's some things you just can't get on a script.
29:04And in the northern part of Australia, the Queensland Ambulance Services Indigenous Paramedic Program has inducted 131 cadets.
29:13I didn't know we had an Indigenous Paramedic Program.
29:15That's fantastic.
29:16Well, one of the cadets is getting ready for a shift.
29:19Roger on case.
29:20That's Lurleen.
29:21I went to ACPA with Lurleen.
29:23I think that's her.
29:24My name is Lurleen Slater.
29:26Hey!
29:27I didn't know she was a paramedic.
29:28She is, and tonight...
29:30Of course the blacks know black people.
29:32It's like when we tell white people, not all black people know each other.
29:35At the same time, maybe we do.
29:37Well, Lurleen is on shift tonight with...
29:39Wait, I know her.
29:40Seriously?
29:41That's Mackenzie.
29:42Lurleen and Mackenzie.
29:43That is Mackenzie.
29:44Yeah.
29:45You know her?
29:45Yeah, last time I saw her we were at the races sinking Proseccos.
29:48Oh!
29:48Anyways, Mackenzie and Lurleen are responding to a woman suffering from endometriosis.
29:53Oh no.
29:54Do you know how many people my age I know that have this?
29:56What is it?
29:57So that's when the uterine lining grows outside of the uterus.
30:00Ugh!
30:01Oh, shit.
30:02It's like insanely painful.
30:03Painful.
30:05Oh, love.
30:07She's in heaps of pain.
30:08Really bad.
30:09It can ruin fallopian tubes, it can ruin your uterus.
30:12Wow, I never thought you would be my endo specialist.
30:15Yeah.
30:17Oh my god.
30:19Sarah's got bad endo, bro.
30:21Is this when she went to hospital?
30:22Yes.
30:23Collapsed in the middle of a shopping centre that rushed her to emergency.
30:26It was bad.
30:27A bit of a dose of morphine.
30:29It was like a bit more calmer.
30:31I put my hand up.
30:32I could not do that job.
30:33She's so calm and collected and soothing.
30:36Working as a first responder is not for everyone.
30:39You're always seeing people at their worst.
30:41Yeah.
30:41It takes a special human being.
30:43I should look her up on Facebook.
30:45Well, while you do that, let's go to a remote hospital on Palm Island and meet First Nations
30:50Dr Rob.
30:51Palm Island.
30:52We are rural.
30:53This is FNQ.
30:55A 14-year-old boy needs urgent treatment following a scooter accident.
30:59Oh shit.
31:00Poor kid.
31:00With an injury this severe.
31:02Oh shit.
31:03Jesus Christ.
31:05Jesus Christ.
31:06Jesus Christ.
31:07Jesus Christ.
31:07You do not want to hear that from the doctor.
31:09Like, hello doctor, where's your poker face?
31:11Is that a deeper vein?
31:12That's a vein.
31:13That's a vein.
31:14That's a vein.
31:14No.
31:15Something on the inside is just on the outside.
31:17But it hasn't ripped.
31:18Sweet.
31:19Let's stitch him up.
31:20Let's get him back on the scooter.
31:21No, not on the scooter.
31:23Oh sorry.
31:23Then I'll take you home in my car.
31:25Oh, how nice is that?
31:27The doctor personally drives him home.
31:29You don't get that service in any other hospital?
31:31Because it's a community.
31:33That's the difference.
31:34Especially mob here.
31:36There's lots of unpleasant memories that come with hospital and people in authority.
31:41I mean, how many times are blackfellas not relieved?
31:44Particularly when we're looking for pain relief.
31:46Often times we're sent home with Panadol.
31:48So the fact that these doctors and nurses are going above and beyond, and they are Indigenous,
31:52I think it's massive to change the culture around the healthcare system.
31:58Boy, how good was that?
31:59That was interesting.
32:00They're here for the community.
32:02I really liked this show.
32:04Lurleen, I've seen you on TV.
32:06Where is she?
32:07She probably deleted me.
32:08Lurleen.
32:09Oh no, here she is.
32:10Yeah.
32:24In Sydney, Mia's still not having much luck on the dating apps.
32:28It's heavily populated with freaks.
32:30No good ones.
32:31Also, don't put your first photo as a group photo.
32:33They're always holding a fish.
32:35Fish.
32:35They're always holding a fish.
32:36Yes, they're always holding a fish.
32:37Put the fish down.
32:38Fishy fingers.
32:38Put the fish back in the ocean.
32:39Fish fingers, get off.
32:40Yeah, and you stink.
32:41This week, streaming on 10, we watched...
32:44Gold Wars Down Under.
32:45Oh, we are hung for gold, baby.
32:49Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of high-grade gold reserves.
32:53Oh.
32:54Look at that.
32:55What?
32:55Strike it rich, baby.
32:56It'll be worth a fortune.
32:58There's a lot of it to be found here.
33:00Where are they finding all this?
33:01I want to go.
33:02In the earth.
33:03Well, in this show, they're in Claremont, Queensland, where three companies are mining
33:07for gold.
33:08You reckon we're going to see some gold?
33:09Well, let's find out as we meet gold miner Lee.
33:12He's arranged to meet Matt and Damo, owners of the Scratchy Moo mining lease.
33:17The Scratchy what?
33:18A Scratchy Moo.
33:19Scratchy Moo sounds like a vaginal disease.
33:22Oh, the old Scratchy Moo.
33:23You got a Scratchy Moo?
33:24I got a Scratchy Moo.
33:26What, are you going to see a doctor, though?
33:27Quickly.
33:28Here we go.
33:28First swing.
33:29That's a big bloody hole.
33:31Looks like they're inside the moo.
33:32Where are you?
33:33Where are you?
33:33I've gone bloody deep.
33:35Here's what I look.
33:36Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
33:37Alright, is Lee going to find gold here?
33:39Me?
33:39Yeah.
33:40I'm a bit excited.
33:41Here we go.
33:41That's about point two.
33:43Point two.
33:45That's it.
33:46That's it.
33:47Oh, God.
33:48I couldn't even put that around my neck.
33:50But every one of those little golds, and you just keep adding them up.
33:53Well, let's see how much they made.
33:55Let's get some heat.
33:57Oh, the Scratchy Moo.
34:00Look at that.
34:01If I walked in on this little scene and see three white blokes burning something in the
34:05middle of the bush, I'd just like slowly walk the other way.
34:09Oh, look at the colours.
34:12It's gold.
34:12I mean, what colour did you think it was going to be?
34:14Purple?
34:14Three, twelve.
34:15Oh.
34:17Woo-hoo.
34:17Ten ounces.
34:18Talk to us.
34:18How much is it?
34:1952,000 dollars.
34:2252,000?
34:23Sorry?
34:24That little thing.
34:25Well, if you think that's a lot of money.
34:27Next, we're going to the epicentre of Australian gold digging.
34:31The Gold Coast.
34:33Ooh.
34:33Gold Coast, of course.
34:34Here we go.
34:36Where we meet the owners of the 1870 mine, Richie and Kimberly.
34:40Richard.
34:41Wow.
34:42That gold paid for a couple of things there.
34:44Yeah, that's what happens when you're in gold.
34:46You have a wife like that.
34:48Welcome to my wardrobe.
34:49Oh, my God.
34:51Gold business is booming.
34:52So, I've got plenty of hats to go with every outfit.
34:55Oh, money does not buy taste.
34:56Oh, look at those boots, though.
34:57Pink Barbie gum boots, of course.
34:59Oh, my God.
34:59Look at all the shoes.
35:00I've got thongs, sandals, runners, boots.
35:03Thongs?
35:04I said thongs.
35:05Her wardrobe is bigger than a three-car garage.
35:08She's only got two legs.
35:09She's a gold digger.
35:10She takes my money.
35:11And for Kimberly to keep her lifestyle, Richie has put all his faith into sole contractor Donnie.
35:16Donnie.
35:17Good luck, Donnie.
35:19Oh, here we go.
35:20Here we go.
35:21Here we go.
35:23You never know.
35:25I hope Donnie gets an absolute monster.
35:28Just a bit of shit off me bucket.
35:30Oh.
35:31You're in shit creek.
35:32Hey, Donnie.
35:32And joining Donnie in shit creek is mine manager Dan, who's checking his progress.
35:37I don't know.
35:38There might be four grams in there for the last couple of days.
35:41Oh.
35:41Four grams.
35:43Look, I'm not a gold miner, but something about that doesn't seem good.
35:45Yep.
35:46And with Donnie not meeting targets, Dan calls owner Richie.
35:49He's got maybe three, four grams max in three days.
35:52Cancel your reservation at rickshaws, mate.
35:55Is he sacking Donnie?
35:56Dear Donnie.
35:56You're fired.
35:57The services you have provided will no longer be required.
36:01Oh, he sacked him.
36:02Oh, he sacked him.
36:03Bullshit.
36:03Uh-oh.
36:05Oh, Donnie's spiralling.
36:07Tell Richard and you go and get f***ed.
36:10You f*** off and you f*** off and everybody f*** off.
36:12F*** off.
36:14Bullshit.
36:16I love country people.
36:17And with Donnie gone, Richie is looking for another gold digger.
36:21Hello.
36:22Hello.
36:22I think we need to move to Claremont for a while.
36:25Oh, he's going to bring the trophy wife.
36:27No, I'm not going to Claremont.
36:29What would I do in Claremont?
36:30Work.
36:31Work.
36:31The thing I haven't done ever.
36:33You can buy anything you want up there.
36:34She looks like she wants to be on Real Housewives and she's ended up on Gold Wars.
36:40Going from the Gold Coast to the gold mine.
36:42Perfect.
36:44But before they move, Kimberly is saying goodbye to the Gold Coast.
36:48My wonderful husband is making me move up to the gold mine in Claremont.
36:52What?
36:53You guys want to come where?
36:54Where's Claremont?
36:55Where's Claremont?
36:56It's near Scratchy Moo, which you'd all probably know about.
37:04I thought it was a good show.
37:05There is so much drama in Gold Ticket.
37:08All this so one trophy wife can get new shoes.
37:27Hey, Leon.
37:28What are you doing over there?
37:30Are you doing work?
37:31Yeah.
37:32Are you paying all our tax?
37:33No.
37:35No?
37:35Why?
37:36Got my hippies.
37:38I have to pay you in food?
37:39Yeah.
37:40He drives a tough bargain, this accountant.
37:42Tuesday night on the ABC, we watched a new legal documentary series.
37:46He's guilty.
37:47Not that kind.
37:48Are we talking criminal?
37:49Are we talking civil cases?
37:51Actually, we're talking about the High Court and its impact on Australian law.
37:55It doesn't get any higher than the High Court.
37:57I'd love to wear one of those wigs and gowns.
37:59You'd suit it.
38:00I would.
38:03Judgment.
38:03Cases that changed Australia.
38:06Judgment.
38:07Did they spell it wrong?
38:08Did they miss the E?
38:09I couldn't tell because Dad's butt was in my face.
38:11Sorry.
38:12This episode is all about the fight for gay rights in Tasmania and we start by meeting
38:17Nick.
38:17I grew up in Launceston with not a lot happening.
38:20Yeah.
38:21Still not a lot happening there.
38:22And we're also meeting Rodney.
38:23When I was a child, there was no discussion of homosexuality at all.
38:27There was a blanket silence.
38:29Keep it out of sight so we don't have to talk about it.
38:32Mm-hmm.
38:32But when Rodney met Nick at university, he did talk.
38:35He came out.
38:36I said, I'm exactly the same.
38:38And that's all I could say because I didn't have any language to describe it.
38:43Oh, I'm so glad they found each other.
38:45That would have been life changing for him to hear that someone else felt the same way.
38:48Being gay wasn't just taboo since the arrival of early settlers.
38:52It was illegal.
38:53The fear that there'd be a breakout of sodomy under the gum trees was something that kind
38:58of haunted early governors.
39:00Sodomy under the gum trees?
39:02That sounds hot.
39:04And the states slowly, one by one, fixed up their laws.
39:08But Tasmania was a holdout.
39:10They wouldn't in Tasmania.
39:11So at this point, did all the other states have it legal and Tasmania was a lot?
39:15Everywhere but Tasmania.
39:16Really?
39:17The whole of Australia.
39:18Section 122.
39:20Unnatural sexual intercourse.
39:23Maximum sentence, 21 years prison.
39:26See, that's just ridiculous.
39:2821 years in prison?
39:30A criminal is like a murderer, a thief.
39:32This is two consenting males.
39:35Most gay men who had been arrested and convicted left Tasmania.
39:40And some still took their own lives.
39:42Oh, that's awful.
39:44That's so sad.
39:45Yeah, it is sad.
39:45You could go and have a heterosexual orgy with 15 people in a house.
39:50But two guys who love each other cannot have sex.
39:53Where's the orgy at 15 people in a house?
39:56That's not the takeaway here, Chad.
39:58A bunch of us got together and decided that we couldn't live.
40:02With these restrictive and oppressive laws, they had to change.
40:05Let's go, fellas.
40:06So what did they do about it?
40:07They started a petition to get the laws changed.
40:10I'll find it.
40:10Big fat yes.
40:11But the Attorney General, Ron Cornish, was having none of it.
40:15Ah, look at the dog.
40:15If there's a law against sodomy, then people will think, oh, well, maybe we shouldn't be doing that.
40:21Oh, shut up, Ron Cornish.
40:22Move on, mate.
40:23Upper house members were calling for the reintroduction of the death penalty.
40:27Death penalty.
40:27My God, that's disgusting.
40:29It blows my mind that we are watching coloured TV and this was a debate we were having.
40:33To make a stand, Rodney and Nick turned themselves in to the police.
40:37I break the law I have recently and will continue to.
40:39So if they want to convict me, that's okay.
40:42Here I am saying it.
40:43Go on.
40:44Prosecute me.
40:44He's like, I did it.
40:45Let's go.
40:46Good on them.
40:46Like, change makers.
40:48Putting their life on the line, potentially facing prison to better their cause.
40:51But the police didn't press charges.
40:54What's the point of having these laws in Tasmania if the police refuse to enforce them?
40:58They should be immediately repealed.
41:00They chose not to prosecute him.
41:02And so he said, what's the point of the law then?
41:04It's archaic.
41:05It is nonsensical.
41:06Just remove it then.
41:07Take it to the High Court, baby.
41:09Take it to the High Court.
41:09The High Court was the answer.
41:11So we could just find out in Australian law whether we were criminals or not.
41:15I feel like the High Court's a bit like Mum and Dad.
41:17Parliament is the siblings who are fighting, fighting, fighting.
41:19And the High Court's like, stop it.
41:21And Mum and Dad ruled in favour of Rodney and Nick.
41:24Victory!
41:25At that point, the Tasmanian Government realised the game was up.
41:29Oh, we're changing the law!
41:31Yes!
41:32The victory for Tasmania's gay community was sweetly savoured.
41:35The legislation to repeal the laws criminalising gay sex have now been scrapped.
41:40Mimosas, it's early.
41:41Without the High Court decision, the Tasmanian Government would not have decriminalised these laws.
41:47There is no doubt about that.
41:48Well, that's a massive win.
41:49Good on them for doing the work.
41:51Yeah.
41:51Like, to be a part of that.
41:53Tryblazers.
41:54We mattered as people.
41:58Our national institutions were saying, mistreat these people and you're doing wrong.
42:04So there was a weight lifted off our collective shoulders, I think, as gay Australians.
42:09Oh, good on you, Rodney.
42:11Gay Australians just wanted to be counted as Australians.
42:14They can celebrate.
42:15Proud.
42:17That was really insightful.
42:18I didn't realise that Tasmania had gone through all that.
42:22The fight people had to do just to earn the right to be with someone that they love.
42:27For sure.
42:39Gep, you've got, like, foundation on.
42:41I don't have foundation on.
42:43It's bloody zinc cream, dude.
42:45I just got out of the surf.
42:46It's not foundation.
42:48It's zinc cream.
42:49How do I look?
42:51Red.
42:51Excellent.
42:53Back to normal.
42:57On Wednesday, SBS premiered a dark comedy set in the tech capital of America.
43:02Oh, we're in Silicon Valley.
43:04Palo Alto.
43:04And it's called.
43:07The Audacity.
43:09I love the word audacity.
43:11You got a lot of it.
43:12And the show stars.
43:13I fear humiliation.
43:15Oh, that guy.
43:16Well, that guy is a tech CEO and his data mining company was about to be acquired by a
43:21much larger company when.
43:23It's not happening.
43:24Okay, so he's about to get bought out, but it just fell through.
43:26Oh, shit.
43:28Tech is a dog-eat-dog world.
43:30Well, luckily, he has his therapist, Joanne.
43:32Oh, I didn't have leaked the acquisition rumor.
43:35That's on me.
43:36He just admitted that he juiced the stocks before there was a takeover.
43:40The takeover is now not happening, so the stocks will plummet and he will be broke.
43:44But if he knows that his stocks are going to fall, if I was him, I would buy more stock,
43:50take 20 million or 30 million from the bank, invest.
43:53Then you sell and pull out.
43:55Dad, how come we still live in Western Sydney?
43:58God damn it!
43:59He's cooked.
44:00Yep.
44:00He is, and he's trying to figure out how to fix the situation.
44:04Hi, what lore's investment?
44:06Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
44:08He's crossing that line.
44:09This is her personal time.
44:11We talked about this, Duncan.
44:12You can't just call me out of the blue.
44:14But I have a plan.
44:15Listen.
44:15Maybe the number one thing she should work on with him is boundaries.
44:18That's a good starting point.
44:19Okay, if I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough.
44:21No ding, all dong.
44:22Duncan's a guy who's used to getting what he wants when he wants.
44:25Correct.
44:25Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price when you know the stock's gonna fall,
44:29isn't that fraud?
44:30Fraud?
44:30Why is he telling these therapists this anyway?
44:33That's, isn't that his wife?
44:35That's his therapist.
44:36Oh, is that?
44:36Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
44:38No, you just accused me of fraud.
44:40It's my son, and he is alone at the airport.
44:42I don't care if he's in a stranger's van licking lollipops.
44:45Oh my God.
44:46You do not hang up on me now.
44:48Goodbye, Duncan.
44:48No, no goodbye.
44:49Nope, nope.
44:50This guy's weirdly full on.
44:53And this guy's day is about to go from bad to worse with his wife.
44:56With regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did meet someone
45:04in Napa at the Muppes.
45:05So they've discussed an open marriage.
45:07God, he's got a lot going on with him.
45:09He's a Danish CFO.
45:11A Danish CFO.
45:13Okay.
45:13Brush your teeth.
45:14Okay.
45:15Your breath stinks.
45:16Yeah.
45:16So he didn't like that.
45:17Yeah, he didn't like it so much that he's called in an employee to try out some new experimental
45:22AI data mining software on the Danish CEO.
45:26Are we all following?
45:27She said something.
45:27She said a whole lot of stuff.
45:29I have no idea what she said.
45:30Are we going for a stalk or something?
45:32Yeah, pretty much.
45:33Hello.
45:35Hi.
45:36Is that right there?
45:37Hang on.
45:38How was it?
45:39Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests.
45:43They've just hacked into his entire life from three seconds of a phone call.
45:48Ah.
45:48How many privacy laws are they breaking right now?
45:51He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
45:53I did too.
45:54I don't think you need to have all this technology behind you.
45:58Give me 10 minutes.
45:59Mm.
45:59So I can find anyone and anything.
46:02No one's safe.
46:03This is really scary technology.
46:05Correct.
46:06It is.
46:06And with this scary new technology, it's straight back to therapy.
46:10And as you know, I have trust issues.
46:13Duncan.
46:14He looks like he's in way happier mood.
46:17I think something's going down.
46:18On May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose veins removed.
46:24Oh, shit.
46:26I know.
46:27He's put her name into the engine.
46:29He's hacked into her life and now he knows everything about her.
46:32When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you sold your
46:37shares.
46:38Oh!
46:39Sounds like a conflict of interest.
46:41He went and told her, my company is in big trouble.
46:44While the price is high, she pulled her money out.
46:46You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
46:52You!
46:52The trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
46:56Oh, my God.
46:57So she's making money from all her clients.
47:00So she's just as corrupt as he is.
47:02Yep.
47:02What's the harm?
47:03Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
47:05So he's got no morals, but she also has no morals.
47:09Sit, please.
47:10He's going to ask for a 50% discount off all his rates moving forward.
47:13Well, he's going to ask for a little bit more than that.
47:15Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
47:18Oh!
47:19So he's going to blackmail her into getting what he wants.
47:23The audacity.
47:28That was one of those shows that gets really good right at the end.
47:31Yes.
47:31That was full on, wasn't it?
47:33I love it.
47:33I will be watching more of that.
47:35The audacity to have such a complex and interesting plot.
47:39Far out, that was good as.
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