00:00Where's that turkey?
00:01The feather is in the corner of Just Take a Right.
00:04Oh, the turkey.
00:06Oh, yeah.
00:06Oh, my God.
00:07Oh, man.
00:09There's the bird.
00:10And as some bourbon drinkers will argue, wild turkey may not belong on the top shelf.
00:15Yeah, he's a little stressed out.
00:17I'm trying to see his beard.
00:18He moves in to get a closer look at the bird.
00:21Oh, well, it's almost that time of year.
00:23He probably thinks there's a hen in here.
00:25Fortunately, the officer's very well protected.
00:28You know, in case the gobbler makes any sudden movements.
00:31Floor, I'd be best.
00:33Oh, no.
00:35We don't want that.
00:36Not the sudden movement that they were expecting.
00:39Well, isn't that pretty?
00:40We're going to try and hurt him that way.
00:42But it looks like Okonski has a different plan.
00:45Oh, she's grabbing.
00:46Grab him, then.
00:48The officer carefully approaches the bird.
00:53Reaches over.
00:54You want a blanket?
00:56No, it's going to have to make him mad.
00:58Watch those top talons.
01:03And he's got it.
01:07Now, to return this wild turkey back to the wild.
01:12The officer releases the bird.
01:16It scurries away and quickly takes off.
01:19I am sorry about all those turkey jokes.
01:23Trust me.
01:24From here on in, I promise no more bird puns.
01:27I'm going cold turkey.
01:28I'm going cold turkey.
01:29Bye-bye.
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