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🎬 Alpha Males (2022) - Season 5 Episode 2 | Spanish Comedy Series  The Alpha Males are back! Season 5, Episode 1 kicks off with the guys trading "deconstruction seminars" for the messy reality of middle age. Welcome to "Patriarchal Pact, Inc." — their grand master plan to live together in a utopian bro-mune. Spoiler: mortgages, custody battles, and camper vans await. 😅  🔹 What's happening in S5E2: • Santi dives deeper into radical single life • Pedro navigates a brand-new romance • Luis battles the chaos of divorce proceedings • Raúl spirals into overthinking & self-deconstruction • Luz, Daniela & Esther face disastrous dates, OnlyFans drama & a "femininity recovery" retreat  🔹 Series Info: • Genre: Comedy / Satire / Relationship Drama • Original Title: Machos Alfa (Spain) • Network: Netflix (Global) • Release Date: April 17, 2026 [[2]] • Episodes: 6 (Season 5) • Language: Spanish (with English subtitles available)  🌟 Main Cast: Fernando Gil (Pedro), Gorka Otxoa (Santi), Fele Martínez (Luis), Raúl Tejón (Raúl), María Hervás (Daniela), Kira Miró (Luz), Paula Gallego (Álex), Raquel Guerrero (Esther) + new additions María Adánez & Diego Martín [[6]]  👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment your favorite character below! Don't forget to turn on notifications for more Alpha Males clips & recaps.  #AlphaMales #MachosAlfa #SpanishComedy #NetflixSeries #S5E1 #ComedySeries #RelationshipComedy #NetflixSpain #TVRecap #BingeWatch  ⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to Alpha Males / Machos Alfa belong to Netflix and Contubernio Films. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.

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00:11this is the perfect spot right here we'll have the common area with an infinity pool and right

00:17there a paddle court you were just nervous dude it's been such a long time yeah i've already

00:22taken testosterone it won't happen to me again and around here in a semicircle for identical

00:26houses so we don't have to fight over them i don't like tinder man i prefer to hook up in

00:30the wild

00:31thing of the past now hey guys i'm talking are you listening yeah yeah it's like melrose place

00:36without chicks without chicks unless you know no unless we are going to meet each other's emotional

00:41needs ourselves isn't that misogynistic hey santi you know i'm broke you can do it and i'll come by

00:47and visit sometimes luis your sugar daddies have talked and we've decided to cover your 150 grand

00:54we'll split it what no no no you guys brother it's all for one and one for all we're a

00:59family

00:59luis it's already decided you're the kept woman of the relationship

01:05i love you bastards

01:15pasta or chicken sir what do you recommend eating at home instead and pasta i guess

01:26thank you pasta or chicken just a cafe au lait make sure the milk is very hot

01:34any sugar sweetener nothing you are my sweetener

01:43your coffee very hot sir oh how clumsy i'll bring you something to wipe that up

01:49you went overboard she did to me hello blanca

02:02oh blanca

02:06okay you win i'm going to sell my half to hans because it would be selfish

02:10to get in the way of your love journey no fuck him we broke up

02:15what but why he was being very germanic i asked him to make me breakfast but he doesn't cook he

02:20said

02:21i should make breakfast instead i thought you liked macho guys i like macho guys but i want to

02:26be in charge that doesn't exist blanca and i blame you something oh fuck me as soon as he

02:31saw you were my ex-husband he lost all respect blanca i need to have that cash okay so make

02:38up with hans

02:48she's pretty talk to her no sweetheart not right now she's a pineapple that means she's looking for

02:54love it's code for flirting at the supermarket i saw it on tick tock iris this is where people buy

03:00groceries mom is going on lots of dates yeah at night

03:06what would i even say really it's not like

03:12crash your card into hers it's like you matched

03:22oops i'm sorry sorry i left it in the way ah looks like you also have a pineapple ah yes

03:29my daughter

03:29says that if you have a pineapple you must be looking for love like me oh pardon me i'm in

03:36a

03:36little bit of a hurry now no i mean it doesn't have to be love that sounds very no it

03:41could be

03:41something more casual like a situation ship right please i don't want trouble oh sorry okay i didn't

03:46mean to bother you it's just no one buys whole pineapples anymore you know they always buy them all

03:51cut up it's just people these days are all so lazy pardon me pardon me uh this man is saying

03:56weird

03:56things no no no no no calm down okay i'm a police officer yeah this woman she has a pineapple

04:02and i

04:02assume that uh iris come here tell them about the tick tock thing she'll explain it oh that's freezing

04:14gael my sweetheart hey mommy's here love hello hello oh boy oh can anyone be so handsome huh

04:24he's eating better now patrie uh i'm going upstairs to change because i don't want pedro to see oh

04:31he's here already oh with a new friend daniela why are you dressed like i've come back to my roots

04:40for the sake of my mental health hello hey i'm mario armada daniela i'm playing him in in harassed

04:49i'm not that character good luck making this guy seem likable the character is so complex

04:55he's a tough nut to crack let me know if you need help with that okay oh well of course

05:01your your

05:01perspective would be very interesting to me well let's see he's a decent guy deep down he does have a

05:09heart that doesn't mean he's not egocentric pathologically competitive stubborn and short

05:16tempered obsessive and emotionally he's a piece of cardboard personally i'm not the biggest fan

05:26of the way he dresses but i've never told him that and he's been a great father so far let's

05:31hope

05:31nothing goes wrong there that's the thing he's so multifaceted hey i don't mean to but would you have

05:38coffee with me sometime to expand on this a bit more um it's not my week with gael so whenever

05:44then i'll be in touch daniela well now you've seen where i live so so if you don't mind i

05:50have

05:50a kid to take care of when are we going out whoring excuse me i mean it's not really my

05:55thing but for

05:55the character it's not my thing either but at the premiere you showed up with a prostitute right

06:00because my boss was harassing me nothing happened with diana you see that's what i want to reflect

06:04the contradiction the struggle of forces where on the one hand you report harassment but on the

06:09other hand you participate in rape culture like that i'll call you bro should i be getting ready oh

06:20i don't know about you but i'm meeting juan carlos oh juan carlos again with the napkin guy it's your

06:25fault you were a cock blocker take advantage of me while i'm here you don't have plans me my only

06:31match

06:31was this one accidental swipe paco 57 you want to see no thanks but we're going out tomorrow okay

06:37don't make other plans and if you get sick of one carlos all right i'll let you know i'm being

06:41totally serious okay if you break up with someone just tell him but my best friend likes you anyone

06:46you like is good enough for me my plan is not having to call it off with anyone ever again

06:50i don't

06:51want any more drama all right have a million orgasms i'll see you later

07:16i would suggest a complete remodel i do an open concept on the kitchen to get more more light

07:21well of course that would increase the you have really good ideas

07:26yeah yeah thank you and i'd get rid of the jacuzzi no no no my jacuzzi's off limits

07:31you don't like bubbles

07:34no i have cardiomyopathy yeah so i'd faint and drown which would be a really silly death how'd he die

07:39death by jacuzzi what a moron

07:44you're so funny my husband never made me laugh oh well marriage in general isn't really funny are you

07:51single too sure yeah yes but actually uh

08:01hi morning could you replace me with someone else anyone's fine what but why i just heard from

08:07marcella she was amazed with your project so far i have a feeling that she wants to get in bed

08:13you know

08:14with me but i mean has she done anything was she inappropriate well i mean she asked if i was

08:19single and if i liked bubbles in the jacuzzi right it wasn't what she said but the way she said

08:27it she

08:28was like fucking me with her eyes you're still is a latina she's spontaneous she's hot blood yes it

08:34must have been a culture clash what's the status on that marble it's on the way okay send it to

08:39my email

08:39please to your new gastropark can't wait to see how you fuck it up hey i'm maturing for

08:45fuck's sake this is great whatever it is the chef is amazing oh yeah i said that rafa and i

08:51were a

08:51couple okay to avoid complaints that's so wrong you said you were a woman right that was wrong as well

08:57well i'm so deconstructed i'm telling people i'm gay raul but you're not gay hey blanca how's it

09:05going with hans updates please occupied oh hey this is fabulous the look is perfect and the food is

09:21just amazing i'm flattered thank you uh gloria roha excuse me just for a moment please

09:30you blew somebody else you degenerate are you jealous i mean liking my dick is one thing but

09:35liking every dick that's crazy careful i want you to penetrate me rafa i said no

09:45holy hell thanks oh

09:50hey is this something you do a lot which part is that picking up people with napkins and

09:57taking strangers to hotels well normally i prefer my house but with my friend moving in right

10:06hey and also are you reading anything good

10:14that's the weirdest post-sex question that anyone has ever asked me before

10:18are you tricking me no no no it's a way to get to know you better you can tell a

10:25lot about people

10:25from their literary tastes well then juan carlos it's been a pleasure uh what did i do what's wrong

10:33nothing i just have a busy day tomorrow you can stay if you want hey you're calling me or am

10:39i calling you maybe you'll just send another napkin over

10:48there isn't any bechamel since when does broccoli have bechamel

10:52but mom has bechamel yes but mom is not here you're with me and your father doesn't use bechamel

10:56when is mom coming back i have no idea

11:02but maybe we should ask her will you just call it marimar

11:09what um the kids want to know when you're coming back mom dad was flirting at the supermarket

11:14louise they know me there hey answer me when are you coming back when you sign the agreement

11:18then remove alimony from the contract then go fuck yourself ah that's so good so good fidel

11:32please can i suck the fat one oh later later this is really good

11:35ah was that your ex-husband don't talk it feels so good

11:53hey is that mr winky may i have a foot job please

12:13what a disaster no i mean i loved it but it's bad so bad is this when you tell me

12:20that you have a

12:21girlfriend and you've never done this no i don't know that i'm single because i don't know how to

12:25love anybody laurianne i don't want to hurt you hurt me why not i'm just not ready for something

12:34serious don't worry rafa raul rafa's the other one whatever

12:48oh are you back together no i need you to pick me up she made a scene at the german

12:53guys hotel and

12:54she already has a record for sexual assault i mean my boyfriend and i were making up since when

12:59his passion illegal what'd you do nothing everything was fine respect me you asshole learn to speak

13:08proper english i can't understand anything it's all your fault for forcing me to make up with him

13:12i have my own pain but did you patch things up or not we were just about to where is

13:19hans

13:24so listen i had a great time with you last night but this is where our story ends

13:31why fidel you're a psycho but my kink's actually very normal look on the internet women are making a

13:37killing showing their feet online oh really good morning put something on you slut oh sorry sorry

13:50you're a freak get out of here esther her feet have nothing on yours come on why was she pushing

13:55a pineapple around huh i wasn't written up for harassment at least what were you thinking you

13:59can't spit game in person come on you're playing with fire damn it man tell me how humanity got like

14:05this i checked it bro luciana has a girlfriend she's a wonderful woman so maybe the four of us can

14:09twerk it out on the dance floor no no no don't be a boner kill we love us spaniards julian

14:14i have the

14:15kids tonight honey what do you say we get lit tonight pardon me you're the one from lifestyle by

14:30daniela right i was i have officially become an ex-influencer no don't tell me that i loved watching

14:38you get into those messes yeah were you a danieler or a rage baiter danieler danieler i sent you a

14:46few

14:46dms but you ignored me daniela whenever you're ready yeah well anyways it was nice to meet you ruben

14:54oh i'm sorry sorry nice to meet you ruben you too daniela

15:08have a second of course and how's mario fantastic we're trying to find a good night for some whoring

15:14excuse me for god's sake get the man off my back

15:17pedro we talked about this you know he's a method actor and he wants to get things right

15:22but the character isn't me play along act like a masculine pig we need him to be relaxed and be

15:27confident in what he's doing he's an actor isn't he pedro we're shooting in two weeks don't

15:33fuck with this

15:37can i settle up sure oh by the way the guy you were talking with before he left this for

15:43you

15:48he was super nervous very cute

16:01hello no one sent me any flowers in a while so i'll say yes

16:04how sick um where do you want to go will you pick me up uh okay

16:13hans hans shit hans this is so slow for fuck's sake

16:20sorry excuse me hey hans hans you are making the biggest mistake of your life oh so now you defend

16:27her the woman cheated on you was a dentist yes because i didn't give her what she deserved i'm

16:32still in love with her she's a great woman hey man you can keep her no no she's yours that

16:36wants

16:36let me buy you a couple of beers and we'll talk okay i'm flying to dusseldorf in three hours

16:40that should be plenty of time come on let's call me a nazi you moron blanca is very spicy latina

16:48you know she's hot-blooded it must be the culture clash what's the are you talking about my grandmother

16:53was jewish they put her in a camp she was raped by the ss yeah well my grandfather went deaf

16:59in the

16:59civil war from michelle one of yours forgive me my friend oh no hard feelings come on uh uh oh

17:07no

17:07no no no come come on this this way i'm a sex addict i can't seem to get clean but

17:13where did you

17:13find the girl how's that work it says right here that a sex addict masturbates five times a day

17:18yep there's something wrong with me gozi rosa my shrink she's good right i didn't notice anything

17:23well you have to go more than once rock is curious he wants me to take his virginity

17:29you're going to have sex with a dude no no no if he wants to blow me fine but no

17:33more i'm straight

17:35hetero curious you've been expanding the horizons of your hetero curiosity well he chose me for his

17:40first time i mean it's flattering i'll find you the number for rosa hey he's coming talk about

17:45something else who cares about this douchebag why do we have to pretend yeah we are the way we are

17:50i need

17:51you to be more masculine factory settings from now on oh hey hey hey hey hey how you doing

17:59hetero pat that's a strong hetero pat down dude what are you guys doing having some beers and watching

18:06girls yeah waiting for some slut to pass by and

18:12okay i tried to play it cool but you haven't called me and i'm climbing up the walls

18:16you're ghosting me you son of a bitch no it's just my week with gael and being the present and

18:21responsible dad that i am but do you want to see me or not yes absolutely prove it what time

18:27does the

18:27baby go to sleep i'm a bit confused by the character his personality because the guy is pedro but when

18:33i see pedro he's not pedro he's deconstructed but he won't accept it he's not fucking deconstructed

18:38you're deconstructed you're his friends describe him to me the man's a sweetheart but he has trouble

18:44expressing his emotions sometimes he does weird things he's confusing emotionally isn't he just

18:48a piece of cardboard oh no way he's very affectionate i mean i wouldn't say affectionate what the hell he

18:55is in his own way and generous that's true he shares whatever he's got yes especially his house for

18:59birthdays but isn't he egocentric and competitive he was but he's calmed down a lot well he's much more

19:05sensitive than he appears i wouldn't say sensitive either well that's how i see him he's becoming

19:09a loser and fatherhood's destroying him the man even grew tits you know

19:14that's how i see him the man even grew tits you know that's how i see him the man even

19:31grew tits

19:32don't you like it i'm just not really hungry

19:37lose i wanted to wait for dessert but if i don't speak i'm gonna explode love we had a great

19:42time

19:42together but i am married for 18 years i have two kids paula and daniel i've never done this before

19:49i don't know what happened with you not like this take it easy breathe if you don't want to see

19:55me

19:56anymore i understand no it's fine if it's not a problem for you then i'm good come on eat it's

20:03delicious

20:07problem what does loving properly mean to you

20:15well no more lying not fucking around again not getting a vasectomy without telling my wife

20:23well the first step here is admitting your problem i see that the feeling of love can be very um

20:31complicated my ex says it's not a feeling that it's an action and she's right when you really care

20:38about someone whether a partner or a friend you put their well-being before your own personal desires

20:44and that's loving properly

20:50rafa hey i'll deflower you if it makes you happy okay

21:01blanca blanca put something nice on we're going out i'm not going anywhere with you no no hans hans has

21:09prepared for you a special romantic dinner oh sure now fuck off blanca i really need to sell the house

21:15okay i already spoke to a notary i can't leave now i'll miss you ah all right han says he's

21:23willing to

21:23stay in spain for you this is a miracle how many opportunities do you think you're gonna have at this

21:29point in your life it's all right to my face you call me both old and unbearable perspective here

21:35blanca huh perspective yeah shit hans isn't here where the hell is hans

21:45okay there he is ah blanca my princess i might have bought him a few drinks so he'd be loose

21:52i'm going

21:52no no no no no no the three of us are gonna sit down we're gonna remember all of the

21:57wonderful

21:57things that you have that have made you fall in love together madly that's for sure

22:03just one second you sit down hans so handsome huh ruben i'm waiting outside i've been here a while

22:18that's handicapped parking only oh i'm waiting for someone one minute

22:24that's my spot oh my bad sorry sorry hey oh uh what took you so long i couldn't decide what

22:36to wear

22:37where are we going i don't know surprise me

22:48so

22:48patricia go to bed you must be tired i'd prefer to finish cleaning oh do it tomorrow come on

22:56okay if you want go on get some rest thank you sir good night good night patricia

23:04oh want me to sleep with gael no don't worry i'll sleep with him i love him so much i

23:09don't mind

23:10sir then imagine how much i love him come on

23:15who's ringing the bell so late huh come on in that's just my friend good night okay go to bed

23:34patrick

23:39this is quite the house you have here pedro do you like it i like the owner more

23:47come on

23:50girl i'm the mistress the other woman is perfect yeah right forget all about emotional respect i'm not

23:57the cheater here nobody hits on me ever you hit on them i'm taking a slut lap stay here

24:10lose

24:11oh my god

24:14natalia of course how are you how's raul we broke up a while ago ah

24:22well you should have kept him because the man was great in bed yeah yeah

24:28how's it going on the app stand not anymore i'm seeing someone new i'm a recent divorce thing from

24:35my wife well all right then

24:42blanca throws things at you because she's very passionate but she's also loving and

24:48an intelligent woman with so much talent for

24:52for poetry in the place where shadows whisper secrets and the wind drags memories a little spark

25:03of light above her painting massages

25:09cooking and a lot of other things that's just the tip of the iceberg of why i fell madly in

25:15love with

25:15blanca oh sandy that's beautiful blanca is all yours there's still love there no no no no i've

25:21lost blanca forever but now you can concentrate on hans because he is a man with big talents yeah but

25:26double dipping that's good look i thought it was risky to buy the house before you fought

25:32but now you've already been through this first crisis and you can make this purchase now with so

25:37much more consciousness huh blanca you are my only sure about that hey don't mess with me come on just

25:44sign this agreement and we'll go to the notary tomorrow all right snap out of it yeah all right

25:50come on okay i'll take the plunge

26:08what's up poppy don't you twerk

26:11uh pardon me um yadi angelis but you can call me yadi okay yari well um it's time for me

26:19to head

26:19out you won't buy me another drink big boy bro hey good looking you alone honey i'm a police officer

26:30then i'll give you a discount

26:39oh

26:47iris i'm straight though how can you be sure if you haven't experimented hey what is this

26:53you're not getting laid ulysses have you been drinking hey thank god you're here or he'll end

27:00up like before what do you mean well i wrote and played the lead in echoes of a lie which

27:06in all

27:06honesty is a super deep play and i was this close to starring in alpha males esther i'm leaving you're

27:12leaving yes i have plans then i'm going home too i'm not staying here alone what do you mean

27:17hang at the bar hey i don't mind hearing you fuck i've seen you do it before mango

27:22esther how long should i stay lesbian sex takes forever

27:32what you left the kids alone and ulysses ended up in an alcohol coma holy

27:36shit who snitched on me about dubai dubai you went to dubai hey louise don't get me started all

27:42right how dare you say i'm the one who ruined this marriage well you did deal with it go on

27:46with the

27:47love of your life hey you what are you doing later give me a chance all right there are a

27:57lot of

27:57insecure men who don't accept that things have changed i wouldn't have a problem earning less

28:01than a woman i'd be happy to be retired by a lady and what do you do reuben i work

28:07in real estate

28:08the premium market that's why i take care of my image and hey if you ever need to rent a

28:14place or buy

28:15or sell a house or anything like that i'm your man so what do you do now uh flight attendant

28:23oh the

28:23air waiter that's sexy um uh the check please now you don't want to drink or i'm having a blast

28:31actually

28:32i don't drink a whole lot yeah as a kid i wanted to be a pilot because of top gun

28:37i wanted to be the

28:37a whore from pretty woman

28:50yeah 127 divided by two

28:57we need to talk

29:04are you spying on me with the cameras cameras were your idea i'll take them down then whatever

29:08first explain what the hell's going on our agreement doesn't say anything about bringing guests home

29:13pedro use your head for once what if the guy out wakes up he's a baby he won't understand anything

29:17you started dating tomas when you were pregnant so he already knows about third parties are you too

29:22serious it's too early no because if so for one i won the bet for two you're going to introduce

29:28me

29:29fine it's not serious and i won't bring her here again

29:34go take care of your son or are you too busy fucking you leave my house this is my house

29:39tonight

29:50they're so adorable when they're this small trouble sleeping that's the matter a real nightmare

30:05hello hello it's all right come in

30:13what the hell is all this get in here

30:27champagne

30:30this is weird i'm really nervous too

30:52nope no way what's wrong nothing man but we're straight doesn't feel right

30:56i'll blow out the candles i'm not in the moon anymore

31:04better right so what now

31:08fly fly fly fly fly fly i got it i got it i got it no no no watch out

31:12i need to get around you

31:13it exploded

31:26good morning hey how are you fine can i get you guys toast sure do you have avocados i don't

31:34know

31:34i love avocados yeah good morning my love

31:40good morning my love

31:43hello

31:48what she showed me a photo of her boyfriend and i said bring him over this is your life now

31:54yes get dressed we have a meeting

32:03i don't know

32:06hey show me yours

32:07your feet

32:11i need a bare foot

32:13holy

32:14shit

32:14girl everything about you is nicer

32:18what are you doing

32:23morning good morning

32:26why are you here

32:28uh you know my ex

32:32well i think that this is a conflict of interest

32:36hey stop it take a seat it's nothing

32:38what's happening

32:38uh well i have had sexual relations with the other party

32:43come on sexual relations all right

32:45esther you gave me a foot job

32:50well i think this is a personal matter we can proceed but

32:54my god you're sick you know that me your lawyer's the degenerate

33:00louise

33:03we're not getting anywhere

33:37you

33:43you

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