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🎬 Alpha Males (2022) - Season 5 Episode 1 | Spanish Comedy Series  The Alpha Males are back! Season 5, Episode 1 kicks off with the guys trading "deconstruction seminars" for the messy reality of middle age. Welcome to "Patriarchal Pact, Inc." — their grand master plan to live together in a utopian bro-mune. Spoiler: mortgages, custody battles, and camper vans await. 😅  🔹 What's happening in S5E1: • Santi dives deeper into radical single life • Pedro navigates a brand-new romance • Luis battles the chaos of divorce proceedings • Raúl spirals into overthinking & self-deconstruction • Luz, Daniela & Esther face disastrous dates, OnlyFans drama & a "femininity recovery" retreat  🔹 Series Info: • Genre: Comedy / Satire / Relationship Drama • Original Title: Machos Alfa (Spain) • Network: Netflix (Global) • Release Date: April 17, 2026 [[2]] • Episodes: 6 (Season 5) • Language: Spanish (with English subtitles available)  🌟 Main Cast: Fernando Gil (Pedro), Gorka Otxoa (Santi), Fele Martínez (Luis), Raúl Tejón (Raúl), María Hervás (Daniela), Kira Miró (Luz), Paula Gallego (Álex), Raquel Guerrero (Esther) + new additions María Adánez & Diego Martín [[6]]  👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment your favorite character below! Don't forget to turn on notifications for more Alpha Males clips & recaps.  #AlphaMales #MachosAlfa #SpanishComedy #NetflixSeries #S5E1 #ComedySeries #RelationshipComedy #NetflixSpain #TVRecap #BingeWatch  ⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to Alpha Males / Machos Alfa belong to Netflix and Contubernio Films. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.

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00:12What does it mean to be a woman?

00:14Neo-feminism has sold us on the idea that to empower ourselves we must adopt masculine traits.

00:20We have to be strong, independent, cold, competitive.

00:25But why can't we women empower ourselves through our femininity?

00:30By being passionate, empathetic.

00:33Intuitive.

00:34How did we end up here, girl?

00:36I have no idea.

00:39But about rediscovering and embracing our femininity.

00:42Oh, my God.

00:48Who's a slob who did laundry and left their clothes in the washer?

00:51Smells like rotten ass.

00:53Didn't we agree you'd be our cleaning lady?

00:55I just cleaned the house. You wash your own clothes.

00:57Hey, you guys flooded the bathroom.

00:59At least mop up the floor, assholes.

01:01Luis!

01:01Sorry, but I can't do everything. I'm getting divorced, okay?

01:04I haven't sat down all day.

01:06It's too much.

01:07We can't all be here, okay?

01:08This is a bachelor pad, not a homeless shelter. Come on.

01:11Someone's gotta go.

01:12Totally agree. I nominate Santi.

01:13What?

01:14Why me and not Luis?

01:15He cleans, have some balls, kick Blanca out.

01:17You kick out Marimar, or Pedro, he's the one who took the big bed.

01:20I won't fit in a small bed.

01:22Can't you coordinate with Luis so you don't have the same week without kids?

01:25But then we'd never see each other.

01:27Why are we packed in here like sardines while they're in our houses?

01:30They're only feminists when it suits them.

01:32I don't know how much longer I can keep this going.

01:33Cleaning or divorcing?

01:35Great, now you're sitting.

01:36Why don't you do the ten bodies thing?

01:38Luis, he won't get past the first, he'll fall right in love.

01:41Hey, watch out, guys. I'm no choir boy, okay?

01:44I can be a player if I want to.

01:47Oh, shit, Marimar.

01:52I could kill it under Tinder.

02:07My apologies for being late, but we're busy at the seminary. How are you?

02:11I just want this nightmare to end.

02:13The papers I've signed already.

02:14I really appreciate you not standing in the way of my path to the Lord.

02:17Drop the act, Raul.

02:18I'm Catholic, not stupid.

02:19You can't enter the seminary until you get the annulment.

02:22And even if you could, I know that first your seminaries don't work cassocks.

02:25You're a moron.

02:26Look, I bought this for myself to reaffirm my fledgling vocation.

02:29Stop lying. You're not blessed with a gift of faith, period.

02:32You're right, I'm not.

02:33But you won't leave my house.

02:34I have nowhere to stay. I quit my job for you, remember?

02:37But it's my house.

02:39When I think of everything I did for this marriage and all the love I gave you.

02:42I loved you too, okay?

02:45Hey, it's nobody's fault it didn't work out.

02:48It's nobody's fault!

02:49You don't know what love is, Raul.

02:51But I had very strong feelings for you.

02:53You understand love is not just feeling something. It's an action.

02:56What did you do for me?

03:00You only love yourself. You don't care about anyone. You're a fucking psychopath.

03:04You belong in jail.

03:10Blanca? We need to talk.

03:14Hello?

03:15Blanca!

03:16What?

03:20It's my turn to have the place. This is my house too. Actually, it's more mine than yours.

03:24I'm the one paying for it. So yeah, you start packing your bags and you...

03:28Dear Lord.

03:30Hello. Hans.

03:31Well, uh, uh, Santi.

03:32What was it about the house?

03:34Uh, could we talk for a minute, please?

03:36Nice to meet you, buddy.

03:42Who is he? Body number 184?

03:44My boyfriend, genius, and he left his wife in Dusseldorf so we could move in together.

03:48Uh, in this house? Here?

03:49Well, yeah, I'm not moving to Dusseldorf.

03:51But this is my place, Blanca!

03:53I know you find it a little sad to stay here and watch me rebuild my life with another man.

03:58Let's go.

04:05Petri, how are you?

04:06Good morning, sir.

04:07Uh, where can I put the dirty laundry?

04:10Seriously?

04:11My washing machine broke down.

04:13An excuse to keep tabs on me? It's a bit pathetic, dude.

04:16I don't care what you do. Now, if you were the love of my life, but you're not.

04:21My god, Pedro, that really stung. I bet you'll have a girlfriend in less than a month.

04:25Your feminine intuition?

04:27No. Men don't know how to be alone.

04:29Hmm. We don't know what real pain is or how to be alone.

04:31Thank fucking god we live in a patriarchy. Otherwise, we would have gone extinct.

04:39Where are you going with that?

04:41Today's Women's Day. We have to protest.

04:45But what more could you want?

04:47Women's rights! Are you rights?

04:51Women's rights!

04:52My body, my choice!

04:53My body, my choice!

04:55My body, my choice!

04:56My body, my body, my choice!

04:58Hey, great. You showed up. Can we go to a bar?

05:00Let's get some visco sours.

05:02Yes. I want to stay a bit longer.

05:04For all those women who fought before you so that you could have a voice?

05:08Give us a break, you phony. You're just pretending to care.

05:10Okay, yes. I need to clean up my image. Just take a photo.

05:13We have a voice, my body, my choice! We have a voice, my body, my choice!

05:18Daniela!

05:19Hi.

05:20Hello.

05:20We have a voice, my body, my choice!

05:22I'm Yaki Castejon.

05:23Your face rings a bell, but I can't place it.

05:26Yes. You're a state representative. You're an independent.

05:29Oh, yeah, of course. So, have you found anyone to depend on?

05:33Apparently, I have, right?

05:34Nice to meet you.

05:35Likewise.

05:36I supported you before you started saying stupid shit.

05:38Not anymore.

05:39Well, I hope I can win back your trust.

05:41It seems unlikely. I'm just here for my friend.

05:45How about a photo?

05:46Huh?

05:47Yeah, sure.

05:47Yeah.

05:49No meat, no toxic men have got to go!

05:55Hey, what's your number? I'll send it to you.

05:57Yeah, sure. I'll type it in. You're one of those allies, right?

06:01I didn't know you were a radical feminist, Daniela.

06:04I wouldn't say radical. I'm passionate.

06:07Oh, well, your protest is further down then.

06:09They're marching over there?

06:10The radical ones here, the liberals are there, and the eco-feminists are over there.

06:16You march in every one? That's fucking crazy.

06:23I don't get it. They're trolling me again.

06:26The manosphere assholes?

06:28Other women. They're calling me a TERF. I think the TERFs are calling me queer, but it's spelled with a

06:33K.

06:33You should have stayed home.

06:34She'd be criticized for not going.

06:36Spill the tea. How are you girls doing?

06:38Nothing serious. I want to have fun being on my own. No drama.

06:41Well, me, I joined Tinder, but I can't be bothered. I was so comfortable in my crappy marriage.

06:47Esther.

06:47Life's too short. How many more leis do you think you'll get?

06:50It's not like I'd fuck any of those guys. Check it out.

06:53All right. You'll see.

06:56Horrible. Dreadful.

06:57Oh, ew.

06:58Pathetic. Repulsive.

07:00Oh, Fidel's not bad. Swipe right.

07:01No!

07:02What are you doing?

07:03It's a mat!

07:05How do I undo this?

07:06No, no, no. Don't undo it. Message him.

07:08Let him write first. No way.

07:09It's women's day, dammit. Empower yourself, girl.

07:12Hello there. I'm Esther.

07:13I'm very original.

07:16My name's Fidel. Not much better.

07:19A match made in heaven.

07:20This is super depressing.

07:21I mean, flirting in person is always more fun.

07:24Those days are long gone.

07:26Over there. That one with the book? He's cute.

07:29Yeah. He can read. Who cares?

07:35What are you doing?

07:37There.

07:46You gave him my number?

07:47Hell no. I gave him mine. I bet he'll call me.

07:50Of course he will. If I did that, he'd think I'm offering to clean his house.

07:53Now I'm transphobic? Why? For doing this? How's that controversial?

07:58I think random stuff on there suits you well.

08:01Random? Do you think it's too baggy?

08:03It's oversized.

08:03You look pretty pathetic from over here.

08:06Wanna know what you look like?

08:08Weren't you moving back into your house?

08:10Blanca's boyfriend's living there. Hans from Dusseldorf.

08:13You're gonna let her stay there with the crowd?

08:15I'm not going to live with them. I still have some dignity.

08:17And what would she do? Huh?

08:26So, are you officially divorced?

08:28She finally signed the agreement. Just have to file it in court.

08:32You don't look very happy about it.

08:34RMR really let me have it. It was messed up.

08:36And you're surprised?

08:38She said I'm a psychopath. That I belong in jail and I only know how to love myself.

08:43She nailed it.

08:44You think she's right? I don't know how to love.

08:47You love Luz, right?

08:48Don't forget you cheated on her.

08:50Oh, okay. But he wasn't love.

08:51She said love can't just be a feeling, that it's an action. What have I done for Luz?

09:02Hey, you're good at loving us.

09:04You've never betrayed us. You've never lied to us. And you're the one who makes plans.

09:08Sometimes they're a bit weird, but you know.

09:10Maybe I just don't know how to love girls.

09:12That's because you're a misogynist. All you care about is fucking.

09:15You've sort of become an obsession.

09:17Life's not bad without sex. I'm telling you.

09:19What you need is a detox, man. Emotional responsibility.

09:23I love women, but I don't know how to relate to them.

09:26And with that statement, you've officially failed your deconstruction.

09:30Where are you guys going?

09:31Uh, we're meeting our Tinder matches.

09:33I thought we were gonna go celebrate my divorce.

09:35Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow we'll do something.

09:38Hey, you and I can celebrate, right?

09:40Uh, I'm going to take my house back.

09:46Those sons of bitches.

09:54Luzed?

09:55Ew up.

10:24Look, I'm seriously not looking for anything.

10:26I've seen that movie before. I mean, I don't even know why I'm here. It's a miracle I came.

10:31Thank you. That's sweet.

10:31No, you seem nice and all that, Fidel. But honestly, I might pass out after the margarita.

10:37Well, since we're being honest, before this goes any further...

10:41Will you show your feet to me?

10:46Got a foot fetish, Fidel?

10:48No, no, no, no. I prefer to call myself a foot enthusiast. I like to look at them, touch them,

10:54smell them, lick the toes. It's the best.

10:58But hold on, before you freak out, let me explain the advantages.

11:01You'll never be short of beautiful shoes. If you don't feel like sex, no problem at all.

11:06I give amazing massages. So good. And my favorite thing in the world, what drives me nuts, is painting your

11:11nails.

11:11Not free pedicures.

11:14I'm not going to show you my feet, sleazeball.

11:16It's just that if we hit it off and then I don't like them, we'll both have wasted our time,

11:20hmm?

11:20Show them.

11:34Holy shit, Egyptian foot. May I touch it?

11:38Excuse me, sir. Check, please.

11:42Being a police officer is sort of a calling. It's not for everyone.

11:46And your ex?

11:48Huh?

11:48Well, officer, I need your background check.

11:50Uh, I thought that talking about exes on our first date was a bit of a no-no.

11:55Yeah, that's when you're 20. At your age, I assume you have an ex?

11:58Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a mortgage, kids, it works.

12:02Hmm, okay. Okay, that's hot.

12:03Yeah, um, I don't know. I guess I can talk about it. Her name is Esther. She's 5'3", Capricorn.

12:09Why aren't you together?

12:11It's kind of a complicated story.

12:14Luis, Tinder is an outlet store. What's your flaw?

12:19Love, can you pass a soy sauce, please?

12:23What's wrong?

12:24You're a third wheel.

12:26Well, I think the three of us can live perfectly well together, honey.

12:28San Diego, I know what you're trying to do, and you're not going to succeed.

12:31Akutong, Hans, this woman is crazy, and it's not misogyny, it's the truth.

12:37He speaks English, dumbass.

12:39You got the little screw in the brain, yeah?

12:44Why is he laughing like an idiot?

12:46Because he's not bitter like you.

12:48Listen, did you know that she fucked the dentist while we were married?

12:52For eight years, our daughter got free braces.

12:56Laugh, laugh, yeah.

13:01I love it. He's such a macho guy.

13:05If you deconstruct him, I'll murder you.

13:09The doctors said it was better to transfer two embryos just in case, because of my age.

13:13And then, they both took.

13:15Oh my god, I freaked out.

13:17But at least I don't have an ex busting my balls.

13:19Single moms are like a pandemic.

13:21I prefer a single caregiver.

13:23I'm sorry.

13:24When you realize you don't need men, you get along much better with them.

13:28What for? If you don't need them.

13:30Well, I don't need them, but I want them.

13:32Plural.

13:33I know you from somewhere, but I can't place it.

13:41I was a Moses of sexist pigs.

13:43What?

13:44I gave a course on masculinity a couple of years ago, and I blew up on the internet.

13:49I don't use any social media. The whole thing's a curse, only Tinder.

13:53Seriously?

13:54But now I'm intrigued by the Moses of sexist pigs thing.

13:58No. Tanya, really, don't. It was a very complicated time in my life.

14:02No.

14:03Jesus.

14:11Since then, I've changed.

14:15I'm not like that anymore.

14:20I mean, come on, man.

14:24Oh my god, Pedro, this video is incredible.

14:26What are we?

14:28Stop fooling!

14:29Now we can start the course.

14:31But why'd you stop, dude? You could have made a fortune with these.

14:39Hey!

14:40Happy divorce, honey.

14:45Oh, hey.

14:47What was that?

14:48What was that?

14:49Hello, I would have sex with you.

14:50Come, sit down. I need to talk to you.

14:53But what did you do this time?

14:55I didn't do anything.

15:02I realize I'm a better friend than lover, and I love you so much.

15:06But since I don't know how to love, I want to be here for you.

15:09That's funny. You're silly.

15:10Luz, I'm serious.

15:11If you need to talk or a shoulder to cry on, I'm here as a friend. No sex.

15:16Raul, come on. Put it in.

15:18I want to love you the right way.

15:20Let me know when you're available for a real friendship.

15:32I'm sorry.

15:33I couldn't take my testosterone shot this month because my car insurance was due.

15:36You take testosterone?

15:37Yeah, I mean, but we can do other things.

15:40I want you to slam my pussy.

15:42Well, that's a bit coy to center, you know.

15:45The rest, I can do myself, thanks.

15:48Oh, all right. I'll do it for you.

15:50Oh, no, no. I'm a pro at it.

15:51Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, please. I want to.

15:53I said no. Don't worry.

15:53Come on, let me do it.

15:54Come on, dude. Give me the firefighter.

16:01Excuse me.

16:03You're Daniella Gabon, aren't you?

16:04Uh, yes. Hello.

16:05So, what? Without a vagina, I'm less a woman than you?

16:08No, no, not at all.

16:09My identity has nothing to do with my genitals.

16:11Girls, it's the Instagram.

16:13What? I'm not a turk.

16:15Feminism must include all people oppressed by the patriarchy.

16:17You choose a recognition to the framers of cis-normativity is supremacist and exclusionary.

16:22Yes, I know. I agree.

16:23Do you think because you wear a skirt you're a woman?

16:25What is a woman?

16:26Sorry.

16:27Sellout?

16:27Thick writer?

16:28Am I a bad mother for not breastfeeding my baby?

16:30No, I never said that.

16:31I do breastfeed, but according to you, I'm not empowered.

16:34The supplements you advertise for anti-aging don't work at all.

16:37You're a transporter!

16:39You're a bad mother.

16:41You're ugly!

16:42Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!

17:20Ugly!

17:20Dad?

17:21Huh?

17:22Just kidding. I do that to all her dates. You want toast?

17:26No, thank you. Tell me, do you see a lot of dads passing through here?

17:34More so when she's not on her period. I'm Nora. And you?

17:38Pedro. Uh, nice to meet you.

17:41Wait, Dad?

17:43Loser. I beat you to it.

17:44Shut up, you dork.

17:49Blanca!

17:50What?

17:50The hot water heater only holds 40 gallons.

17:53Cold water is great for circulation.

17:55Well, then why don't you guys use it?

17:57Use the other bathroom instead of complaining.

18:00Oh.

18:02Okay, but turn off the faucet or it won't get pressure.

18:08I knew it, you bitch.

18:19Hans wants to buy your half of the house.

18:22Tomorrow morning, in cash.

18:25Not for sale.

18:26But it's what you wanted.

18:27I wanted you to leave the house. I happen to like it here. My daughter grew up here.

18:32Santi, buddy. Name's the place, okay?

18:36No fucking way. I won't be kicked out of my own house.

18:39He's so bitter. He needs to get a girlfriend already.

18:42And tomorrow, I'm going to use all the hot water because I'll get up at 7.

18:49Girl, you didn't want to bang.

18:51Raul!

18:52That's really weird.

18:54Does he think I look old?

18:55Am I past the age to answer the door with no makeup and sweats?

18:58Well, if you look old, then how do I look? Prehistoric?

19:01And I never heard from napkin guy.

19:02You looked smoking hot that day.

19:05Good morning.

19:06You look like shit. Big night.

19:08What's it to you?

19:09I don't give a fuck.

19:12Here we go.

19:13Attending this proceeding and by mutual agreement, Luis blah blah blah and Esther blah blah blah

19:17state that they have decided to end their marriage with consensual approval of the present agreement.

19:22For parental filial measures governed by the following clauses.

19:26Number one, the parties commit to mutual respect.

19:29It applies to both their interpersonal relationships as well as with third parties.

19:34Always maintaining their dignity and honor.

19:37Sure, no problem.

19:38Don't interrupt, Luis.

19:39Number two, Luis blah blah blah will pay Esther blah blah blah a monthly payment of 400 euros as spousal

19:45support.

19:46What?

19:47Luis, I don't have a job.

19:48Well, then fine when you leech. I'm just a civil servant.

19:50Hey, respect me. Clause number one.

19:52Luis, it's a draft. We can negotiate.

19:53She's not getting one cent.

19:55You're on her side anyway. I'll be back with my lawyer.

19:57Go on. Run to Marimar.

19:59Not getting with Marimar. What a pity ass.

20:01Don't let up on him, okay? We're not negotiating anything.

20:03You told me this was a mutual decision.

20:05Mutual decision, my ass. He admitted I'm not the love of his life. He played me for 15 years.

20:15I don't like it.

20:18What's wrong with you? Everything's delicious.

20:20The food, yeah. But a lady chef? Better stick with guys.

20:25Raoul, she's the best chef by far. Aren't you deconstructed?

20:30Aroa, we loved your proposal. Thanks, guys.

20:33Hmm. Very, uh, innovative. It was mouth-watering.

20:37Well then, that's it. You're hired. Sure, sure. And the work environment here is great.

20:41Rafa and I are gay. Cool. Congratulations.

20:45And a couple. We love each other very much.

20:47So when do I start?

20:50Why did you tell her that we're gay? To avoid lawsuits. I know how this goes.

20:54I'm not gay. At most, I'm heteroflexible. Well, as far as our employees know, you're super gay.

20:59Come on. Let's go.

21:01Don't label me, Raoul. I don't like it. But you're comfortable sucking my dick.

21:05That's a hobby. Right.

21:07I can't sleep. I mean, I've never taken pills, but between the baby,

21:11Pedro, and every time I open my mouth, someone being offended. Plus, I'm a content creator,

21:16but I don't have content to post because Pedro doesn't like me showing Gael,

21:19but I need an insta-baby as an influencer. One thing at a time, okay? How's motherhood?

21:24Gael. Fine. Normal. He's great. I love him more and more, but it's just...

21:31Nowadays, if your life doesn't revolve around your baby, you're a shameful mother.

21:34And Pedro?

21:38He's still a little hurt.

21:42Because I said he wasn't the love of my life. Now, in retrospect, I was better off not telling him.

21:48But I can never just tell the truth. It's so pretentious. It's exhausting.

21:52Daniela, it's hard for you to be objective right now. You're very tired.

21:55It's true. I'm very tired.

21:56It's one thing to take on a persona for certain instances,

21:59and another to lose yourself along the way.

22:02Yeah, but what can I do? I can't even get it right at a woman's march.

22:04The first thing to do is to decide what your goal is with social media to make a living or

22:09to be yourself.

22:11But doing both isn't a choice?

22:25Well, I'll do what I can. But, uh, yes, what a beautiful house. Wow.

22:32We'll change everything. I don't want a single square inch to remind me of my ex.

22:37Wouldn't it be easier just to move?

22:40Didn't lose tell you?

22:41She said you were separated and all that.

22:43He left me for a 24-year-old sales clerk after spending 17 years together.

22:48He didn't value those hours spent at the gym or risking my life with surgery. None of it.

22:52To him, I've lost my sexual worth.

22:54That's a bit objectifying, right, Marcelo? You're much more than just your body.

23:00Well, thank you.

23:02Likewise.

23:07Good morning. I'm back.

23:10Already?

23:12Hey.

23:15Pedro. How's fatherhood?

23:17Perfect. By bringing me up to date.

23:20Step in my office. I assume you already know Mario Armada?

23:24Huh?

23:25Hey, how are you?

23:26Hey, there's the guy I've been dying to meet.

23:29He'll play Pedro your auto ego and harassed.

23:32We were just talking about the character.

23:34Yeah, but look, now he's got you here for inspiration.

23:36Do you mind if we spend time together so I can soak up your essence?

23:42Okay, I haven't read the rest of the season, but the Pedro and the pilot doesn't really resemble me.

23:47Yes, he does, actually.

23:49You're much taller than I imagined, huh?

23:53That's true. We're so different that it might be best if you built your character from scratch.

23:57No. No, no, no, no. I want my Pedro to be real.

24:01Come on, dude. Let's go grab a drink. Let's go.

24:03Hey, what was your childhood like?

24:06Because it's the root of everything.

24:07Can you wait outside for a bit, Mario?

24:11Is this a joke?

24:12It was very hard to convince him. Normally he doesn't do television.

24:15And he's complicated with the whole method thing.

24:19Pedro, we need you to help out.

24:23But please, could I at least look over the scripts?

24:26Of course. Send it to him.

24:29Pedro, how long do you need? I have cryotherapy.

24:31Coming, coming.

24:33She wants alimony now. She's got some balls.

24:36If it weren't for you guys, I'd be sleeping under a bridge. I'm a police officer.

24:40I don't want to be misogynistic, but they're all just a bunch of bitches.

24:45Sorry, not all women.

24:47Do what Santi did. Move back home.

24:48Until you sign the agreement, you have as much right to be there as her.

24:51But imagine moving back with Esther now.

24:53We're always the ones getting screwed. Always.

24:56Hey, weren't you deconstructed?

24:58Fellas, this is Mario Armada, the actor who's gonna play the lead in Harrest.

25:03Sup, guys?

25:04Hey, I'd ask you for a selfie for my wife, but we're getting a divorce.

25:07Don't worry, guys. Just pretend I'm not here.

25:11Can you explain this?

25:13He's soaking up my essence.

25:15Can you explain better?

25:17All right, who's serving?

25:18And don't hold back, guys.

25:19Say all the crude stuff you usually say.

25:21We listen, but we don't judge.

25:24Sure.

25:25All right, yeah.

25:26What are we, animals in Azure or something?

25:28Come on, serve, dammit.

25:34Hey, Mario. I don't walk like that.

25:37I'm exploring. I'm exploring.

25:39I loved you in room 604.

25:42Luis.

25:43Truly amazing.

26:03I swear, that's what I want.

26:05You're amazing.

26:07I love you.

26:21Aren't you kidding me?

26:22I can't believe Jesus is happening.

26:24Don't go there, I swear to God.

26:26Don't go there, I swear to God.

26:27Eat shit.

26:29But, dude, you're so much better.

26:32You don't need her for that.

26:33She's doing great.

26:35Let's do it.

26:36Let's do it.

26:37Let's do it.

26:40Let's do it.

26:41Let's do it.

26:42Let's do it.

26:43Let's do it.

26:48They sound good one.

26:49Bye.

27:01Well, everything's great.

27:02I'm really happy.

27:03I'm about to open my new restaurant, Back Door Bistro.

27:06Back Door Bistro?

27:07Cool, right?

27:08I came up with the name.

27:09I believe it.

27:10I've got Marimar staying at my place, and well, until she leaves, I'm staying at the bachelor

27:15pad with the guys.

27:18How are you doing?

27:20Ah, well, same as you.

27:22Recently divorced, enjoying, open to anything.

27:27You look spectacular.

27:29Thanks, Raul.

27:42All righty.

27:45I had a great time tonight.

27:47It's nice to be just friends, huh?

27:49Shall we go up and continue our chat?

27:50Some other time.

27:52Some other time.

27:52Very busy with the restaurant.

27:55But you haven't even opened the doors.

27:57Exactly.

27:58Getting ready for the grand opening.

28:01Yeah, right.

28:03Grand opening.

28:10You're killing me, Lewis.

28:22Yeah?

28:23Hi, sorry.

28:25Alyssa, it's Juan Carlos.

28:26You gave me your phone number on a napkin yesterday.

28:28I remember.

28:30Yeah.

28:31I'm sorry.

28:32It was an experiment to prove something to a friend of mine.

28:34Thanks for calling back though, really.

28:37So you don't want to hang out?

28:48I'm so happy you called me, Raul.

28:52I could tell you felt a bit tense.

28:56I was thinking, next time maybe we could try something else.

29:00Like penetration.

29:02You and me.

29:04I hear you, but buttfucking isn't my deal.

29:08Well, aren't you curious?

29:09You're freaking me out, dude.

29:12I'm beginning to think you are super gay.

29:14Huh?

29:16Danielleers, haters, this reel is to tell you that I'm done.

29:20I quit social media in order to save my mental health.

29:24Because I've reached the limit of contradiction between person and persona.

29:28Well, to my followers who love me, lots of kisses.

29:32And to those who don't, well, same thing.

29:35You've boosted my engagement, but honestly, I've had it with you.

29:39Oh, and one last thing to think about.

29:43Ladies, while we're here fighting each other, we are once again forgetting that we have a common enemy,

29:47who must be delighted right now, watching our attempts to one-up each other with our social feminism.

29:53Now, I would say, see you in the comments section, but no, because I'm free like the genie from the

29:59lamp now.

30:00Ciao!

30:09I wondered how long it would take you to call.

30:11You crazy bitch, what'd you do?

30:13Girl, I'm vibing right now.

30:15You have a son, you idiot. What are you gonna live on?

30:18No idea, but it feels good.

30:20They're off on everything.

30:23Drink up, we're celebrating my divorce.

30:25But why are they telling that guy to get inspired by me? The character's a complete ass.

30:30Well, maybe that's how the writers see you.

30:32Luis, they're ridiculing me, okay?

30:34What is our true nature? Is it how we come across, or the way we see ourselves?

30:40Well, I see you as a limp dick, who's about to pay alimony to your ex-wife while she's still

30:45living in your house.

30:46Esther didn't keep the house.

30:47Then why are you here?

30:50Well...

30:55Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to our future.

30:59What are you talking about?

31:00And I'm not a limp dick!

31:01Luis, come, come, come here.

31:04Let's see.

31:05There it is.

31:07Welcome to our commune for male chauvinists, free of women.

31:12Four individual sustainable houses, designed by me, of course, with an overflow pool here,

31:19paddle court, barbecue...

31:20Where's that at?

31:21It doesn't exist yet, but it's a blueprint.

31:24Guys, we're getting old. We have to face reality.

31:28These days relationships that combine sexual attraction and emotions are impossible.

31:32Luckily, the four of us are a completely viable family model.

31:37We buy a plot of land together, we each build our own houses, and we live together until our dying

31:44breath.

31:45I think it's a dope land.

31:46It doesn't sound bad.

31:47Sure, I like it too, but I don't have money.

31:50Well, just scrounge it from wherever you can.

31:52Aren't your parents about to die?

31:54No.

31:55And back here on planet Earth, I have a house to take back.

31:59Don't worry, he'll come around.

32:02Hey, hey, Santi.

32:03Yeah?

32:03I thought you were deconstructed.

32:07Deconstructed and disillusioned.

32:09It's compatible.

32:11I really like the plan.

32:14Kind of weird, I didn't think of it myself.

32:22You didn't put cheese in it.

32:24French omelettes don't have cheese.

32:26Dad always has cheese in it.

32:27Yeah, but Dad's not home.

32:28Mom is, and Mom doesn't put cheese in them.

32:30Hey, what's up, family?

32:32Daddy!

32:33Hello, sweetie.

32:34Hey, bud.

32:35What are you doing?

32:37Uh, just coming home after a hard day of apprehending criminals.

32:43What?

32:44Ow.

32:45Wait.

32:48What's wrong?

32:48You're trying to confuse the kids?

32:50We're separated.

32:51Well, then leave.

32:51You already left.

32:52And I'm back now.

32:53Daddy, will you make us an omelette with cheese?

32:56I'd be happy to, honey.

33:01Let's go to the bedroom, okay?

33:03Yeah, it's more comfortable.

33:04Sure.

33:10That son of a bitch moved back home.

33:12That's true, that's true, that's true, that's true.

33:13I'm on a date with a napkin guy.

33:14Should've done your job better.

33:16Hello.

33:16Hey.

33:19Hey.

33:22Hey.

33:31Hey.

33:35Hey.

33:38Hey.

33:39Hey.

33:40Hey.

✅ Alpha Males Season 5 Episode 1 (2026) - Patriarchal Pact Begins | Spanish Comedy

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