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🎬 Alpha Males (2022) - Season 5 Episode 4 | Spanish Comedy Series  The Alpha Males are back! Season 5, Episode 4 kicks off with the guys trading "deconstruction seminars" for the messy reality of middle age. Welcome to "Patriarchal Pact, Inc." — their grand master plan to live together in a utopian bro-mune. Spoiler: mortgages, custody battles, and camper vans await. 😅  🔹 What's happening in S5E4: • Santi dives deeper into radical single life • Pedro navigates a brand-new romance • Luis battles the chaos of divorce proceedings • Raúl spirals into overthinking & self-deconstruction • Luz, Daniela & Esther face disastrous dates, OnlyFans drama & a "femininity recovery" retreat  🔹 Series Info: • Genre: Comedy / Satire / Relationship Drama • Original Title: Machos Alfa (Spain) • Network: Netflix (Global) • Release Date: April 17, 2026 [[2]] • Episodes: 6 (Season 5) • Language: Spanish (with English subtitles available)  🌟 Main Cast: Fernando Gil (Pedro), Gorka Otxoa (Santi), Fele Martínez (Luis), Raúl Tejón (Raúl), María Hervás (Daniela), Kira Miró (Luz), Paula Gallego (Álex), Raquel Guerrero (Esther) + new additions María Adánez & Diego Martín [[6]]  👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment your favorite character below! Don't forget to turn on notifications for more Alpha Males clips & recaps.  #AlphaMales #MachosAlfa #SpanishComedy #NetflixSeries #S5E1 #ComedySeries #RelationshipComedy #NetflixSpain #TVRecap #BingeWatch  ⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to Alpha Males / Machos Alfa belong to Netflix and Contubernio Films. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.

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00:13We have the plot already, and the project has been signed by the Architect.

00:16That's me.

00:17We just need the financing, and we can start building.

00:20Watch out.

00:21Are you developers?

00:23No, no, no, we're a group of friends, and the houses, well, they're for us.

00:26We decided to create a company because it's easier.

00:29Yeah.

00:30Patriarchal Pact, LLC.

00:35It's become clear to us that we're happier without women.

00:40It's not misogyny, okay?

00:42If anything, it's misogamy.

00:43Because sexual effective relationships, you know, they're very complicated.

00:47And the four of us have decided to fulfill one another's emotional needs.

00:52Right, yeah.

00:53We like women, okay?

00:54But only as friends.

00:56Son Solis, don't take us too serious.

00:58We're joking around.

00:59I hope that doesn't affect your decision about the funding.

01:02No, risk management handles all that.

01:07Are there many women in that department?

01:09Five out of six.

01:12Why did you keep running your mouth, you asshole?

01:14I don't know.

01:15There was an awkward silence.

01:16Told you Patriarchal Pact, LLC was a shit name.

01:19Just relax.

01:20There are plenty of banks.

01:23Excuse me.

01:24They're asking for you.

01:27Hello.

01:29Can I help you?

01:31What happened to glass ceilings, huh?

01:39This is getting late.

01:48A crybaby pseudo-artist, a male princess, and a mama's boy.

01:52That's my post-Pedro history.

01:54What happened to this place?

01:55We went from churros to avocados.

01:57Globalization.

01:58Aren't you listening?

01:58We're going to shit.

01:59There are no real men.

02:00The more we grow, the fewer men there are to admire.

02:03The few there are, all prefer to have easy relationships.

02:06There are no guys on my level.

02:07It's really bad.

02:08Are we the problem here?

02:10What if we attract soft guys because we're too fast to empower ourselves?

02:13They're adapting.

02:14Give them time.

02:15I don't have time.

02:15They look for women who no longer exist.

02:17And we look for guys who don't exist yet.

02:20I think we can learn a lot if we go to this retreat.

02:22Let me see.

02:24Femininity Recovery Course.

02:25Attract masculine men by regaining the power of your femininity.

02:28Are you saying we have to be deconstructed, Daniela?

02:31It's just a weekend.

02:31Let's go.

02:32No, I'm broke.

02:33I have to choose between food and my film.

02:35And what about working?

02:36I mean, until your film career takes off.

02:39Well, I just got an offer on the internet.

02:42LinkedIn?

02:43Onlyfans.

02:44Esther, that's commodifying your body.

02:46This guy doesn't want my body.

02:48He wants what comes out of my body.

02:50Some sick freak has offered me 3,000 euros to do it on his body.

02:54Pee on the guy?

02:55The other.

02:57But wasn't your Onlyfans only about feet?

03:00What the hell should I do?

03:01Esther, come on.

03:02I mean, it's something I already do for free.

03:03Every day I'm flushing 3,000 euros down the drain, literally.

03:06Well, not every day.

03:08I wish.

03:09Girl, that's prostitution.

03:10It's easy for you to be all dignified from your pedestals of beauty privilege.

03:13Do whatever you want, but I don't want to hear it.

03:15Look, I'm not going to do it, all right?

03:17But still, it's pretty funny.

03:193,000 euros.

03:27I don't even know why I'm going today.

03:30I don't do anything.

03:32I'm just using my creativity, coming up with things that might get me fired.

03:37Okay, then.

03:38Here's a little something to cheer you up.

03:54Told you I wasn't bluffing you.

03:58We'll think about it.

04:00Virginia, a moment?

04:01You're interrupting my meeting.

04:02Okay, well, I just came to tell you that I've handed in my resignation.

04:06Pedro.

04:07Pedro!

04:12You're quitting.

04:13I feel like my work is complete here.

04:15I successfully release Alpha Males, slept with my boss.

04:18I have no challenges left.

04:22Yeah, we probably have squeezed all your talent out.

04:26Good luck with the show.

04:27I'd say it was a pleasure, but only at times.

04:31I thought Alpha Males didn't give up.

04:34Perks of deconstruction.

04:41Did you fuck Pedro?

04:43Girls, please focus on writing this episode.

04:45I'll see you in the second season.

04:50Alex, breakfast is ready.

04:57Now that I think about it, maybe Mom and I don't fight that much.

05:00And the German guy was all right.

05:02Where's your sense of adventure, huh?

05:04You entered a house in Formentera with no electricity.

05:07For seven days, and we didn't have to empty the toilet.

05:11At the end of the year, or a bit longer,

05:13we'll be right here, having breakfast in a beautiful garden

05:16in front of the infinity pool, huh?

05:21Hey, there's a guy there.

05:24How are you?

05:24I'm Ruben Belasco, president of the Homeowners Association.

05:27All right, Santiago Peralta.

05:28Nice to meet you.

05:29Santiago, there's no camping here.

05:32No, no, no, this isn't.

05:33Not camping, okay?

05:34I'm the owner of this plot, and before we start to build, I'm only...

05:36You need a habitation certificate.

05:38And to be registered.

05:40Yeah, but this is my plot.

05:41I'm telling you, okay?

05:42Doesn't matter.

05:43You don't have an electric supply, or wastewater drainage.

05:46This is a luxury development.

05:47It's not a campsite.

05:48Can't park a motorhome here.

05:50It isn't pretty.

05:51Like you?

05:52Excuse me?

05:52Being ugly isn't illegal.

05:54Maria Luisa.

05:54Well, it should be.

05:55The world needs to be more beautiful.

05:57Please excuse him, okay?

05:59He's been under a lot of pressure.

06:00Hey, I'm calling the police if you're not gone soon.

06:02Don't let me call them.

06:02A friend of mine's a cop.

06:03A close friend.

06:04We're like brothers.

06:05You're a very rude man.

06:06Ugly.

06:07You're both ugly.

06:08He's uglier, but you are too ugly.

06:11Both ugly.

06:11Did you hear those trolls?

06:13They're separate camping.

06:15That is ridiculous.

06:23How are the kids?

06:25Fine.

06:25You can see them whenever you want to.

06:27As soon as we get this sign.

06:34Hello.

06:35Don't sign.

06:38What the hell do you mean?

06:39Come to my office.

06:40I'll explain.

06:46Never mind.

06:47What now?

06:48Where are you going?

06:51Hey, what happened?

06:53Esther Alonso?

06:58What's going on?

07:00Does Patriarchal Pact LLC mean anything to you?

07:03No.

07:03The results of the asset investigation are requested.

07:06Luis has a hidden property.

07:08But...

07:08He has 25% of a company that owns a 5,000 square meter plot of land in a posh

07:14development.

07:15But what money could he have bought this with?

07:17Does he have any accounts in his own name?

07:19Or maybe, you know, he got an inheritance from a distant aunt that died.

07:23No.

07:24But he lied about being in love with someone else since he was 15.

07:27So I expect anything now.

07:32Claudia, what's this?

07:34We're just chatting.

07:36Can you please leave?

07:37I'm sorry.

07:38I can refuse service to anybody.

07:40It's my place.

07:41Get out.

07:41Raul.

07:42What if I don't want to?

07:44Do you want me to call your wife, Big Chat?

07:50And take off the ring, rookie.

07:55Stop scaring my customers.

07:57I'll hire you for the rest of the day.

07:59For six hours?

08:00Wait for me at the hotel.

08:02And while I'm waiting?

08:04Watch Netflix.

08:07Get out of my house.

08:10That still feels so weird.

08:12Why aren't you at work yet?

08:16Sit down.

08:17I have something to tell you.

08:20Oh, my God.

08:21No, don't worry.

08:22I'm fine.

08:23I just quit.

08:24Look, I brought some pastries to celebrate.

08:29But did you really quit?

08:30Or was it like last time when they fired you?

08:32No, no.

08:32I really did.

08:33I'm going to take some time off for myself.

08:35Enjoy my life.

08:36My new relationship.

08:38Pedro, you have a son.

08:40Yeah, I've downsized.

08:41Same as you.

08:41I have a job, though.

08:42I have Tanya.

08:46She offered to support me in the meantime.

08:49Must be nice.

08:50She's paying for these pastries.

08:52I'm leaving.

08:53I've got to pick up Nora and David.

08:54Go grocery shopping.

09:01Good afternoon.

09:03Good afternoon.

09:04I'm looking for a fuckable bookstore owner.

09:07Know anyone?

09:08Hmm.

09:12It's a bit dead in here, isn't it?

09:15These are bad times for culture.

09:16Maybe you put in a coffee shop with tables and cupcakes.

09:19If it smells like croissants, it's not a bookstore.

09:28It's not a bookstore.

09:28You wore a white t-shirt?

09:30Uh-huh.

09:30There'll be makeup stains on it.

09:32Remember to wear dark clothes.

09:33Fuck!

09:34There's so many rules.

09:37Yes?

09:39No.

09:40No, no.

09:41It's the grandmother who's claiming visitation rights.

09:43Her daughter-in-law won't let her see the kids.

09:47The door?

09:48There's a woman there.

09:49So intense Santorini oak floating floor for the hallways and the living room.

09:54Porcelain tile and the terracotta for the master bathroom.

09:59And, well, the only thing left is to decide on the lighting.

10:05It's thick and brown.

10:07It's genetic.

10:08My grandfather passed away at 96 with a thick head of hair.

10:14Thick.

10:15Um.

10:16Oh, you don't know how much I needed this.

10:18Yes.

10:19Yes, it's been...

10:20Sorry, it's been interesting, you know?

10:22Mm, thanks.

10:23You're not staying over?

10:25No, it's 7 o'clock already.

10:27You just sleep with someone, then go.

10:29No, Marcella, you're a really fascinating woman.

10:32But I'm not into sexual effective relationships, okay?

10:34I mean sexual, yes.

10:35But effective, no.

10:36Didn't you tell me that I was much more than a body?

10:39Uh, yeah.

10:41You have a really good memory, you know?

10:43And I stand by it.

10:44Look, I'll email you options for the kitchen floors and then...

10:47Um, and by the way, hydraulic towels are making a comeback, so...

10:50Mm, yeah.

10:52Women are more empathetic, right?

10:56Less arrogant.

10:58More collaborative.

11:00Better team players.

11:03And...

11:04And they...

11:06They get more involved with issues such as sustainability and the environment.

11:11Promoting female leadership is a step toward gender equality.

11:15Something essential if we're to build a fairer and more equitable society.

11:19But also, having women in positions of power...

11:23Inspires our future generations of girls to pursue their own goals.

11:27Well, now I'm intrigued by what you said.

11:29I think you just sold another book.

11:33For you.

11:35It's signed.

11:41For Daniela, the type of woman who inspires this book.

11:46It's weird, right?

11:47We're really close, despite our only meeting a couple of times.

11:52It's fucking sentry.

11:53We sent dick pics instead of love letters.

11:55Well, I haven't sent you any of those for the record.

11:58No, it's nice to have semi-deep conversations with a man.

12:01I'm confused by that semi, but, uh...

12:04Thanks anyway.

12:05I'm not turned on by deep conversations.

12:07I know a very intense guy, and no.

12:10Oh, by the way, he invited me to his birthday party.

12:14I should drop by for a while.

12:16Leaving already?

12:17Hmm.

12:19You can come with.

12:21But prepare for singing.

12:24He's flaking.

12:25Bummer.

12:26Who?

12:27I'm lost now.

12:28Juan Carlos.

12:29His daughter's sick, and his wife is out for dinner.

12:32Let's order Japanese food and couch rot.

12:34I'm texting Natalia.

12:36The Three Sims on Thursday.

12:37What happened?

12:37I get really down when I don't have any plans.

12:40Girl, I'm your plan.

12:41I prostitute myself.

12:43I'm a whore.

12:43You did your job.

12:44You gave her a regular fuck.

12:45No, I gave sexual favors for financial benefits.

12:48But why'd you do it then?

12:49My bosses, they're basically pimps.

12:54What are you doing here?

12:55Uh, my brothers?

12:57Um, there's a bit of a problem now.

13:01Are your ovaries scrambling your brains?

13:03The hell is wrong with you?

13:04Why would he give you 75 grand?

13:06It's not even his money.

13:07He hid assets from me.

13:08I don't have any money, though.

13:10Patriarchal Pact, LLC.

13:12It's the name that gave you away.

13:13It's a gift for Luis.

13:14It's a type of inheritance, okay?

13:16The property is private.

13:17You set up a shell company.

13:19The group of you are pirates.

13:20Even all put together, you're still dumber than Luz.

13:22We just want to live together as friends on a con.

13:24We're a family.

13:26Luis is our kept man now.

13:28We're all insane.

13:29The legal term is asset stripping.

13:30It's against the law.

13:31But, I mean, the judge could disagree.

13:33You wouldn't make me go to court?

13:34Esther, you'll kill the project?

13:36All right, fine then.

13:37We'll be here beating the shit out of each other until we die.

13:40Go, go.

13:41Run to Marimar.

13:42Love conquers all, right?

13:43This is unbelievable.

13:44Crazy.

13:45Just unbelievable.

13:46Luz, if this is revenge because I didn't want to have sex with you, you know I can solve

13:50that in a minute.

13:51Hello?

13:52She's well taken care of, thanks.

13:54Natalia?

13:55What's she doing here?

13:56The threesome has moved to Wednesdays.

13:59Hey.

14:00Hey, my muse.

14:02This is my friend, Inaki.

14:05Inaki.

14:07You look familiar.

14:08Why is that?

14:09I'm a little bit high.

14:13He's a politician.

14:15Oh, shit.

14:16Sorry, dude.

14:17This is a great girl.

14:18Your timing's perfect.

14:19Come in.

14:20For what?

14:21Okay, okay.

14:22Well, I want to dedicate this song to the woman who broke my heart and the one who has inspired

14:28my last 37 songs.

14:30Russian Doll is killing it.

14:31It's been streamed more than 800 times.

14:35Danielle, this is for you.

14:37Danielle, this is for you.

14:39Danielle, this is for you.

14:40You came to me, girl, when I was down.

14:46You unintentionally turned my life around.

14:50And you're willing to smile for all your crazy dad yelling.

14:55Honey, you're my dead end cow.

14:57My dead end cow forever.

14:59Let's go!

15:00Honey, you're my dead end cow.

15:02My dead end cow forever.

15:05How do you like it?

15:06Medium rare?

15:07I'm not hungry.

15:08I'm cold.

15:09Honey, cheer up.

15:11Look at this.

15:12Fresh air, peace, and quiet.

15:14What more do you want?

15:15Wi-Fi?

15:16There are studies that link Wi-Fi to depression.

15:19Dad, I'm fucking miles away from everyone with no metro and no car, all because you hate

15:23women.

15:23I don't hate them.

15:24I just don't want more trouble.

15:26Excuse me, sir.

15:28Speaking of trouble.

15:30There's no camping here.

15:31This again.

15:31Okay, thanks, officer.

15:32I'm not camping.

15:34This is my property, officers.

15:35Listen, okay?

15:36I'm an architect and I'm building a few houses here.

15:39And from now on, I just want to have dinner with my daughter.

15:42We're not bothering anyone.

15:44You have to go down to the town hall and apply for a habitation certificate.

15:47Here we go.

15:48This man does his business in there, right?

15:50What are you doing with it?

15:51It goes into a chemical toilet.

15:52Take it easy.

15:53Yeah.

15:53This morning, he called us ugly, sir.

15:55I didn't insult them, okay?

15:57Nature insulted them.

15:58Let's go.

15:58Stop it.

15:59Move your motorhome and stop causing problems.

16:01I'm leaving.

16:03But only because of my daughter, okay?

16:05But first, I'm going to scarf my burger animal style.

16:07Oh, it's on fire.

16:08It's on fire.

16:09Oh, shit, the burgers.

16:10Hurry, hurry, hurry.

16:11Oh, the barbecue.

16:12Oh, fuck, the motorhome.

16:14We'll be hopeless.

16:21I'll be back.

16:22And with a long construction period, I'll be making a lot of noise.

16:29This is crazy.

16:30One more.

16:31Let's see who this lunatic kills next.

16:33Did you know that the recurrent consumption of true crime stories can affect your mental health?

16:38Just one more.

16:39One more.

16:40Okay, tell me about it tomorrow.

16:43Aren't you going to stay with me?

16:44You don't have your son tonight.

16:46I should sleep at my apartment.

16:47I have things to do there tomorrow morning.

16:49Will you show me your place?

16:51Yeah?

16:51It's just that I'm there with three friends.

16:54Divorced friends.

16:55Two, three, depending on the week.

16:57It's a safe, woman-free zone where we can just be ourselves.

17:02Know what I mean?

17:03What do you do then?

17:04Get whores and party with lots of drugs?

17:07Drink beer, play PlayStation, and complain about women.

17:11But I thought you were deconstructed.

17:13We are.

17:14It's a safe container for our sexism so that we can go into the real world as men who have

17:18adapted to the new times with exemplary behavior.

17:22But they know I exist, don't they?

17:24Yeah, of course.

17:24They're excited to meet you, but they prefer I sleep at home.

17:29Uh, hey, wait a minute, Pedro.

17:31Wait a minute.

17:32You can tell me if you're dating someone else.

17:35I do have plenty of other men waiting for me.

17:37It's not like that at all.

17:38I swear.

17:38One more kiss.

17:39Come here.

17:40I love you.

17:42The vasectomy thing was wrong.

17:44Although deep, deep down, I think it was an act of love.

17:49Subconsciously, I was protecting poor Maramar.

17:51From reproducing with a psychopath like me.

17:54I don't know.

17:55What do you think?

17:57They're a worse men, Ruul.

17:59I should know.

18:00You know why I love hanging with you?

18:02I can be the real me.

18:04You're paying me, my love.

18:05Mm-hmm.

18:07Don't you want to stay the night?

18:09We can order breakfast in bed.

18:11The whole night's $1,500.

18:14$1,200 for you.

18:16We'll hang out some other time.

18:18Mm-hmm.

18:21Come back.

18:22You got your $1,200.

18:25Mm-hmm.

18:30Mm-hmm.

18:49Where are we going?

18:57What are you doing?

18:59Hey.

19:05Oh.

19:10Mm-hmm.

19:15Hey, stop, stop, stop.

19:16Not here.

19:17Not here.

19:22Mm.

19:24Your friend Raul didn't sleep here.

19:26Yeah.

19:28Where could he have spent the night?

19:30No idea.

19:34What?

19:35Maybe he's out breaking your macho pig code.

19:38The one about excluding girls.

19:39Sex is allowed, as long as he doesn't repeat.

19:41Do you really think Raul won't ditch you as soon as a girl gives him some attention?

19:45Raul's my friend.

19:46And I trust my friends, hmm?

19:50Pedro!

19:51Pedro, we're all slept somewhere else.

19:53He's not with anyone.

19:55He's detoxing.

19:56It's Raul.

19:57He can't be alone, you know.

19:58He's gonna ditch us.

20:00Santi, we have a pact.

20:01Friends don't lie or betray one another ever.

20:03No, no.

20:05Hey, can't you put a surveillance on him or something?

20:07No, I can't follow someone just because I feel like it.

20:10Santi, don't be a pain in the ass.

20:12Guys, we have to trust one another.

20:14I'm being reasonable.

20:16I actually care about our project.

20:18I'm still waiting for you to decide on the faucets.

20:21Ah, there he goes again with the faucets.

20:23Clear sexual assault to me.

20:24Well, if that's sexual assault, then we've all been sexually assaulted, right?

20:27Maybe that's why we report it.

20:29But I went over to his house.

20:31Yeah, that's the part I don't understand.

20:33I'm stupid.

20:33I was trying not to make it weird.

20:35He turned into a creep again.

20:36It was a complete mess.

20:37Well, report the guy.

20:38He's in Congress.

20:39It's gonna be a full-blown clusterfuck.

20:42Fine, then let it.

20:43The man is a disgusting ally.

20:45Whatever.

20:45I was drunk.

20:46I'm leaving.

20:47Too stressful.

20:48Think about it.

20:49I know a great criminal lawyer.

20:50Hey, speaking of, when are we gonna take that bastard to the least court?

20:54Do you really wanna take this to trial?

20:55He was hiding assets from me.

20:57Or they were really clumsy, which seems more likely.

20:59The bill, please.

21:00My bad.

21:01Look what they called the company.

21:03Patriarchal pact, LLC.

21:05As a woman, I find that pretty offensive.

21:06Esther, we could lose.

21:08The judge could consider it separate property.

21:10Don't fucking chicken out, girl.

21:11I did all of this for free because it was a mutual agreement, but a trial?

21:14You're gonna charge me?

21:15You're living in my house for free.

21:17My solidarity has a limit.

21:18Luz, I'm totally broke.

21:19Thanks.

21:20And you really want a trial?

21:21He's not getting away with it.

21:22Relax.

21:23I'll get the money from somewhere.

21:25Give me a discount.

21:27Wow, man.

21:28It's basically new.

21:30Why are you selling it?

21:32I'm getting a divorce.

21:33Bummer.

21:43Would you mind leaving me alone with her for a moment?

21:47Uh, of course.

21:49Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

21:59Well, then, this is where our story ends.

22:06I just hope that you're okay, and that you're happy with that guy.

22:14Take care of yourself.

22:16You should know how you'd be very happy.

22:18Hey, if you want to keep it, then...

22:19Just take her now.

22:21All right.

22:51I'm trying to loosen things up.

22:53I mean, in the conversation.

22:54I notice you seem a little uncomfortable.

22:56I mean, this is weird, though.

22:58You seem totally normal.

23:00I am normal.

23:01What you're asking for isn't normal.

23:03But here you are.

23:04Hey, I won't judge if you don't judge.

23:06Sounds good.

23:06How about potato salad?

23:11Fuck, I can't believe this.

23:12Come on again.

23:14Mm, who's up?

23:16Look, is this normal for a client to send me this?

23:19Do you have sex with her?

23:20Shh, one time.

23:21But I made it very clear that was it.

23:24Why is she being so pushy?

23:25That was you with Irene and Eva.

23:28No, no, no.

23:28I'm not pushy at all.

23:30The truth is that situationships are very confusing.

23:34But, Dad, your energy is a little...

23:36a bit clingy.

23:41Santiago Peralta.

23:42Santiago Peralta.

23:43Yes?

23:43I have an appointment for a habitation certificate.

23:46Santiago Peralta.

23:47Do you have the documents, application fee, ID?

23:49It's all here.

23:51Okay.

23:52Let's see.

23:55Mm-hmm.

23:57Where's the deed for the property?

23:58No, no.

23:59It's the safety exam results

24:00and the certificate of registration.

24:03But this is a caravan.

24:04Motorhome, yeah.

24:05I can't give a habitation certificate to a motorhome.

24:09They're considered substandard.

24:11No, it...

24:11Similar to a shack.

24:12I completely agree.

24:13Listen, lady.

24:13It's temporary.

24:14I'm gonna build four houses similar to a convent.

24:16We'll come back once they're complete

24:17and I'll get the certificate for you.

24:20Yeah, but sorry.

24:21Caravan won't work.

24:22It's not a caravan!

24:23Dad, give it up. Come on.

24:25No, no, no.

24:25All right, then pay me back the fees.

24:26I've already paid them.

24:27You can ask the reception desk.

24:29What do you mean, reception desk?

24:30Thank you, yeah?

24:30Let's go. Come on.

24:32It's just...

24:32Come on.

24:33This is unbelievable.

24:34It's unbelievable!

24:36Ma'am, they have too many toys to play with.

24:39That won't stimulate their imaginations.

24:41Patrick, just stop watching Instamom videos.

24:43They know nothing.

24:43I'm telling you.

24:45Did something happen?

24:47You seem a bit angry.

24:48Is it because you can't find love?

24:50Will you watch them for a bit?

24:52No benzodiazepines.

24:54I know.

24:57We must remind the most outdated segment of the right wing

25:00that this is no longer the Spain of men telling women how to behave,

25:04how to dress, or what they can do with their bodies.

25:07Spain today is feminist.

25:09And our commitment to the fight against gender violence is unbreakable.

25:14We have to get rid of that goddamn hypocrite.

25:17Men like him are the worst.

25:19They'll say that I'm a cocktease, that I was asking for it.

25:22Well, would you rather let this false ally keep giving shitty speeches in public

25:26while secretly whipping his dick out?

25:34Daniella, why did you call me?

25:39Fine, you write your article, but keep me out of it.

25:42Girl, if we're going to do this, it has to be right.

25:45You have to report Iñaki.

25:46You'd be doing it for all of us.

25:48You'd be doing it for your daughter.

25:50I have a son.

25:51Well, you get it.

25:54Everything's piled up on you.

25:56Divorce and the bike.

25:58Have you called Yuri Angelis?

26:00Julian, I'm really not in the mood to twerk with anyone.

26:02Luciana has another friend, Maria Celeste.

26:05She's small, but she has a nice body, like Elsa Pataki.

26:10What is it?

26:11There are six vacancies to join the special services.

26:14And?

26:15And the motorcycle horsemen.

26:17The envy of the force.

26:19But those aren't officer positions.

26:20You get paid the same.

26:21I don't care.

26:22I still be riding motorcycles.

26:24I'm going to apply.

26:25But bro, you'd leave me alone?

26:28Apply with me, bro.

26:29We'll be on bike patrol together.

26:30On a motorcycle?

26:32I'm so cold.

26:34Table for eight.

26:35They don't show.

26:35Pick up already.

26:38You can kill these people.

26:40We should require a car to make the reservation.

26:42Don't show up.

26:4330 euros per person.

26:47Anyone there?

26:50Hey, partner.

26:51Sure.

26:52I don't even care.

26:53What's bugging you?

26:54You tell me.

26:55Rafa?

26:56We're friends.

26:57That's a chick's answer.

26:58Now we're friends?

27:00I invite you over.

27:01Buy champagne.

27:02You prefer a prostitute.

27:03Don't do this.

27:03You don't care about me.

27:04I'm living a fucking lie.

27:06Rafa, of course I care about you.

27:07Come on, don't be crazy.

27:08Then show me that you mean it.

27:13You're forgiven.

27:14You're forgiven.

27:18Do you ride a horse or a motorcycle?

27:21A motorcycle.

27:22Then why is it a motorcycle horseman?

27:24Because my motorbike is like my horse.

27:26I will be part of an elite unit.

27:29But you don't get paid more.

27:30Will you just be happy for me for once?

27:32We'll see if he passes.

27:34Hey, by the way, can I use your bike to practice?

27:37Wait, Marlou, where are you going?

27:39No, no, no.

27:39Come here.

27:40Come here.

27:40Get over here.

27:40Come here.

27:42Where were you last night?

27:43Me?

27:44Yeah.

27:45At the restaurant, working.

27:47Liar.

27:47Why didn't you sleep here?

27:49I'm seeing a very nice woman named Claudia.

27:53I knew it.

27:56She's a prostitute.

28:00All right.

28:01That's good.

28:02So then it's not serious.

28:03Are you a whoremonger?

28:04I mean, with this thing of not wanting to hurt anyone,

28:07I'm going broke.

28:09Because every time I dip, the taxi meters start running

28:11and I start panicking.

28:12Well, since we're all here,

28:13let's take this opportunity to talk about the faucets.

28:16What is it now?

28:17I'm not going to look at faucets right now.

28:19Santi, bro, give us a break for a second.

28:22Fine.

28:22I'll choose everything, okay?

28:24It's never a good time.

28:25Never.

28:26God, he's gone insane.

28:29I'm pouring my whole heart into this

28:31and nobody gives a shit.

28:32Well, when you get excited about something,

28:33you get a little bit overbearing.

28:35No, I'm not overbearing.

28:36I am passionate.

28:37You're insecure and need constant signs of affection.

28:39Before with women and now with your friends.

28:41You overwhelm people.

28:42Do I really?

28:44Clingy vibes, you know?

28:50You don't have many books, do you?

28:55I have this.

28:56No, no way.

28:57No.

28:57What about the smell of the pages?

28:59The feel of the paper?

29:00No, it has so much storage.

29:02Plus, it weighs a lot less.

29:03You're always so romantic.

29:05All right.

29:07Now go home.

29:13Why the silence?

29:15Luz, I'm gonna leave my wife.

29:17No.

29:18What do you mean, no?

29:19I mean that...

29:20That...

29:21If you want to leave her, fine.

29:22But not for me.

29:23Don't you like being together?

29:25Sweetheart.

29:26Come on.

29:27Stop making things weird.

29:29It's going to kill all the fun.

29:45I was blocked up.

29:46Thank God for that.

29:47He invited me to lunch, and I ate a lot, but nothing.

29:50We walked in the park to kill time.

29:51He bought me a gelato.

29:53See ya.

29:56At his house, he gave me a laxative.

29:58When I was finally ready, we knew each other.

30:00Do well.

30:01We're gonna meet again.

30:02What?

30:03Hmm.

30:04But just normal.

30:05Not that other stuff.

30:06He's really quite nice.

30:08And if he's the love of your life, what happens then?

30:10That'd be fucking epic.

30:11What's your love story?

30:12We met on OnlyFans when he offered me cash for a Cleveland steamer?

30:16Or maybe I'll ghost him.

30:17Don't know.

30:18We'll see.

30:19Oh, fuck.

30:20Already, more than 30,000 children have died in Gaza after the state of the government.

30:25A state classified as genocidal by a number of European countries.

30:29What are you doing up?

30:30You don't have work?

30:32Just making the most of the morning.

30:33By ironing?

30:34Right.

30:35And now, we move on to our second news item today.

30:38Congressman Iñaki Castajon is the subject of a report filed by the celebrity influencer Danielle Galvat.

30:44The report, according to police sources, could point to allegations of sexual assault perpetrated by Castajon.

30:50I won't be making any statements.

30:52I have absolute confidence in the justice system, and I will prove my innocence in due course.

30:55Thank you very much.

30:57Shit.

30:59Shit.

31:01Fuck.

31:01Shit.

31:03Fuck.

31:04Damn it.

31:04Shit.

31:05Shit.

31:06Shit.

31:07Shit.

31:20Shit.

31:36Shit.

31:38Shit.

31:39Shit.

31:40Shit.

31:41Shit.

31:42Shit.

31:43Shit.

31:44Shit.

31:45Shit.

31:46Shit.

31:47Shit.

✅ Alpha Males Season 5 Episode 4 (2026) - Midlife Crisis Mode: Activated | Spanish Comedy

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